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00:00:30Get in here.
00:00:52Police! Don't move!
00:01:00It was a sad state of affairs when getting caught in your dreams was actually some kind of relief.
00:01:11Something happens to you when you're facing the prospect of life in prison.
00:01:14You start seeing everything in sharper focus, with incredible texture and detail,
00:01:18like your brain is already trying to capture and catalog the memory of everything you're about to lose.
00:01:27And then there's the way everyone else sees you.
00:01:33Somebody help you with fellas?
00:01:37Have a good day.
00:01:57Morning, Mr. Cooper.
00:02:00Luddy?
00:02:03I was hoping I could talk to you for a second back at the office when you're done hitting.
00:02:07About what?
00:02:08Sorry?
00:02:10Well, I, uh, been a member of this club for about ten years.
00:02:14You've never asked me to your office before, so I'm just wondering what it's about.
00:02:20Uh, I was hoping we could have this conversation in a more private setting.
00:02:25Why don't you just tell me what you came here to tell me, Luddy?
00:02:29Well, look, this is obviously a sensitive issue,
00:02:32and I'm sure you know how much we value your membership here at the club.
00:02:36Well, that's really nice to hear.
00:02:37The thing is, the board met, and we feel it would be best if we suspended your membership,
00:02:44just until your current difficulties are resolved.
00:02:48I see.
00:02:49I'm really sorry about this, Coop.
00:02:51Tell me, which one of the club's bylaws did the board land on to give you the legal standing to
00:02:55kick me out?
00:02:56Come on, Coop. That's not what this is.
00:02:58Because, if I recall correctly, if I were to have committed any infractions, which I haven't,
00:03:02then the club would have to inform me in writing, and only after three such notices could they initiate the
00:03:07disciplinary proceedings to recommend my Oscar.
00:03:09You were arrested for murder.
00:03:11I didn't kill anyone.
00:03:12Well, how do I know that?
00:03:16I sure guess you're right, Luddy.
00:03:19There's really no way of knowing.
00:03:21But if there's even the slightest chance that I'm a cold-blooded killer, do you think I am?
00:03:27Do you really want to be fucking with me right now?
00:03:31I'm gonna finish my bucket.
00:03:33Thanks, buddy.
00:03:41A paper shadow in a house of stone
00:03:46The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
00:03:50I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
00:03:55Till I look back at the smoke
00:03:59You can't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:04Don't wanna run for the roses
00:04:09I got my pocket opposing
00:04:15I don't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:16Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:18Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:19Sometimes I wonder why
00:04:19I just don't have the Johnson
00:04:25Don't wanna smell the dying roses
00:04:30I got my pocket full of roses
00:04:35I don't keep up with the Johnson
00:04:44...
00:05:01The Johnson
00:05:04Hey!
00:05:06Oh, God!
00:05:06Are we still in pain?
00:05:08Oh, you know, I'm on a steady Vicodin diet.
00:05:10Oh, nice.
00:05:12Percocet helps the Vicodin.
00:05:14How about you?
00:05:18I've been better.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21I got a secret today.
00:05:28Have a seat.
00:05:30I was surprised when you texted me.
00:05:33I'm wondering what you know.
00:05:37What I know about what?
00:05:40I don't know.
00:05:42Anything.
00:05:44You're going to have to be a little more specific here.
00:05:46Jesus, you're not going to depose, Barney.
00:05:54What is this?
00:05:56It's a deed to your house.
00:05:57It's signed just half over to you.
00:05:59I was going to drop it off,
00:06:00but when he asked to meet.
00:06:04He thinks he's going to jail.
00:06:05He's playing defense.
00:06:06Keeping the assets safe in your hands.
00:06:09It's a smart thing to do.
00:06:10If you think you're going to jail.
00:06:12We're in uncharted territory here, Mel.
00:06:14Oh, my God, the kids.
00:06:15The kids will be fine, right?
00:06:16So will you.
00:06:17If he goes to jail.
00:06:19You have their college trust.
00:06:21The retirement assets are only your name.
00:06:22If you get in a pinch,
00:06:23you can leverage the house with the ELOC.
00:06:25The point is, you'll all be fine.
00:06:34Something is going on with him.
00:06:36I know it.
00:06:37I know him.
00:06:39Even from before Paul died,
00:06:41I just, I can't figure it out.
00:06:43What's he been doing since he got fired?
00:06:46I told you about that.
00:06:47Yes, but what isn't he telling me?
00:06:52Even if I knew, I probably wouldn't tell you.
00:06:54I'm trying to help him.
00:06:56I think that ship has sailed, hasn't it?
00:06:58We both have to accept that the only person
00:07:00who can help Coop right now is Coop.
00:07:10You gotta get out of here, right?
00:07:14Keep me posted.
00:07:15You do the same.
00:07:16I will say that sometime.
00:07:18Go!
00:07:20You do the same.
00:08:04It's kind of a down vibe in this room.
00:08:07Anyone else feeling that?
00:08:10Allie?
00:08:15I find in situations like this,
00:08:18it falls to the bipolar person in the room
00:08:20to get the conversation started.
00:08:23Now, I know this is a scary time.
00:08:25We're all thinking the same thing,
00:08:26so I'm just gonna go ahead
00:08:28and come out and say it.
00:08:31Yes, I've been having sex with my ex-fiance.
00:08:35I'm sorry, what now?
00:08:36I am sleeping with Bruce.
00:08:38Jesus Christ.
00:08:39Allie?
00:08:40Don't judge me, dude.
00:08:41I'm not judging you.
00:08:41It's just a terrible idea.
00:08:43Oh, and fucking Sam Levitt was genius?
00:08:45Do you mind?
00:08:47You think they don't know?
00:08:49You think there's anyone else left in this town
00:08:50who doesn't know?
00:08:51Are you off your meds?
00:08:52Why?
00:08:53I have to be off my meds in order to have sex?
00:08:55Are you off your meds?
00:08:57Yes.
00:08:58I have to be off my meds in order to have sex.
00:09:01Well, good sex at least.
00:09:04Why do you have to be off your meds to have good sex?
00:09:06Jesus Christ, Tori.
00:09:07It's a legit question.
00:09:11You want to chime in on this?
00:09:13Fuck no.
00:09:13Smart.
00:09:16I can't come on the meds.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:18Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
00:09:20Well, I think we should talk about it.
00:09:21Your sex life.
00:09:22About the fact that you could go to prison.
00:09:31You won't talk about it.
00:09:33And there's a very good reason for that.
00:09:34What?
00:09:35Because I don't want to.
00:09:37Well, that is a solid choice, Andy.
00:09:40Where are you going?
00:09:41I'm having a gig.
00:09:42Is Bruce going to be there?
00:09:43No, he ghosted me.
00:09:46Asshole.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:48I'll see you later.
00:09:49Hey, no, wait.
00:09:50I want to come with you.
00:09:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:52Where is everybody going?
00:09:53Dad, I just want to see your play.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:56Me too.
00:09:56I'll go.
00:09:59Yeah, great idea.
00:10:00Let's take the children to a bar.
00:10:03I want to be the girl with the most cake.
00:10:10He only loves those things
00:10:12Because he loves to see them break.
00:10:16I'm waiting for you to rely on me on faith.
00:10:23And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:29And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:37And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:43And someday you will act like I am.
00:10:54Oh, boy.
00:10:55This was a long time ago.
00:10:57What was she doing?
00:10:59Whatever comes into her head.
00:11:01Anyway, his name is Bruce.
00:11:04Point is, I blew it.
00:11:09Because there's something wrong with me.
00:11:11With my brain.
00:11:14I'm not, you know, strictly speaking, okay.
00:11:20But lately I've been thinking that maybe Bruce isn't as okay as I thought he was.
00:11:26You know, because an okay person doesn't come back into your life and then ghost you.
00:11:31An okay person lets you give them back their whole live-through-this-record
00:11:36that you managed to hold on to for like a fucking decade.
00:11:39The same decade that you lost pretty much everything you ever had except for you, Andy.
00:11:49It's my big brother.
00:11:56You never let me go, not once.
00:12:00You saved my life.
00:12:03I just wish there was someone out there who would look out for you the same way you look out
00:12:06for me.
00:12:06Because I know you could really use that right about now.
00:12:13Anyway, Bruce won't return my calls.
00:12:16And that's not okay.
00:12:20You know, I might be the crazy one, but he's the one with the wife and kids
00:12:24who decided to fuck his bipolar ex-fiancé in her nephew's bed.
00:12:28What?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31I know it was messy and it was wrong, but I thought it was honest and real.
00:12:37But now I know it was just using me.
00:12:43God, fuck that!
00:12:51I am not anyone's side piece.
00:12:53Fuck Bruce.
00:12:54Oh, okay.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:58Yeah!
00:12:59Fuck that guy!
00:13:00He doesn't deserve you.
00:13:01You're a babe.
00:13:02Fuck Bruce!
00:13:03That's right!
00:13:04Fuck Bruce!
00:13:06Fuck Bruce!
00:13:08Fuck Bruce!
00:13:11Fuck Bruce!
00:13:12Fuck Bruce!
00:13:13Fuck Bruce!
00:13:15Fuck Bruce!
00:13:16Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:18Fuck Bruce!
00:13:25You know, you don't have to give me your bed.
00:13:27I could just sleep on the couch.
00:13:28Fine.
00:13:29I usually end up sleeping down there anyway.
00:13:31Well, if you say so.
00:13:34so that was something at the bar tonight huh yeah rocking it all you okay it's kind of a moving
00:13:41target
00:13:49take my own pills can you it's free country
00:13:55look ali i i don't know what's gonna happen with me
00:13:59it's not looking great and i need to know that you're gonna be okay and the kids
00:14:08they're gonna need you
00:14:11and me
00:14:14take your fucking meds
00:14:18please
00:14:27you
00:14:47hey hey
00:14:51did you write that yeah it's just something i'm working on
00:14:57impressive
00:15:00did you have fun tonight
00:15:02yeah she's amazing
00:15:05she's something
00:15:10i want to show you something
00:15:14see this watch
00:15:16i got this the year you were born
00:15:20you're about three months old
00:15:24tori was three
00:15:27and things were not going so great at work
00:15:31and i was
00:15:34kind of nervous that i had maybe bitten off a little more than i could chew
00:15:38you know i just brought these two beautiful children into the world
00:15:41i was kind of wondering how i was gonna
00:15:44provide for them
00:15:46feed them
00:15:46keep them safe
00:15:47all that stuff
00:15:48and then i walked by this jewelry store and saw this watch
00:15:52and it was
00:15:54crazy
00:15:55expensive
00:15:55and i knew your mother would kill me
00:15:58if i bought it
00:15:59but i did
00:16:01just trying to feel fearless you know
00:16:03or feel what that
00:16:04felt like
00:16:06fake it till you make it
00:16:07you know what i mean
00:16:12anyway i know you kids
00:16:13don't really wear watches these days
00:16:15but maybe someday you will
00:16:16so i wanted you to have it
00:16:27i do the same thing sometimes
00:16:29what
00:16:31fake it till you make it
00:16:34right
00:16:34well one of these days you're gonna realize
00:16:36pretty much everybody in the world is doing that
00:16:38and that's when things get truly terrifying
00:16:42put it on
00:16:48hmm
00:16:49look over there
00:16:51i like it
00:16:53good
00:16:54we'll get it sized up for you
00:16:58want me to close this
00:16:59uh
00:16:59yeah
00:17:00good night bud
00:17:02good night
00:17:25come in
00:17:29hey
00:17:30hey
00:17:31how's it going in here
00:17:32all good
00:17:38so
00:17:41earlier at dinner
00:17:42when ali said
00:17:43we should be talking about it
00:17:45should we be
00:17:47talking about it
00:17:48did you do it
00:17:49did i kill
00:17:51paul levitt
00:17:52no
00:17:52i didn't
00:17:55congratulations
00:17:56we talked about it
00:18:00okay
00:18:06night
00:18:09good night
00:18:10good night
00:18:16well kid you beat him
00:18:18you're right
00:18:20it's not enough
00:18:25it's close
00:18:29okay guys
00:18:30take this place apart fast
00:18:32you pick up your splits from any of good roads
00:18:34thank you
00:18:53thank you
00:18:54sure
00:18:56how's it going in here
00:18:57you
00:18:57you
00:18:57you
00:18:57you
00:18:58you
00:18:59you
00:18:59you
00:20:20Coop, what are you doing here?
00:20:23Tell me about this plea deal.
00:20:28We plead down to manslaughter.
00:20:30Okay, normally that would mean ten years, but the DA is looking for a quick win, so I think I
00:20:34could close them at eight.
00:20:35Eight years?
00:20:36You'd be out in six.
00:20:38And you make that sound like it's nothing.
00:20:40You're measuring it against 25 to life.
00:20:45Look, if you want to go to trial, I will do everything I can to take their case apart.
00:20:48But you're not optimistic.
00:20:49They've got motive, opportunity, forensic evidence, and that goddamn gun was in your car.
00:20:54Under the best of circumstances, a trial is risky.
00:20:57In this case...
00:20:57Yeah, I've spent the last 20 years of my life hedging against risk.
00:21:00The plea bargain is your hedge.
00:21:02It's not a way out, but it's a way through.
00:21:04Does anyone care that I'm innocent?
00:21:06No.
00:21:09Jesus, my kids.
00:21:11Yeah, it's a terrible choice to face.
00:21:14Well, it's not really a choice, is it?
00:21:24Okay.
00:21:26Okay what?
00:21:28Set the meeting.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:45Hi.
00:21:49Hi.
00:21:50Um, I'm Mel.
00:21:51I'm Hunter's mom.
00:21:53This is Morgan.
00:21:55Hi, Morgan.
00:21:56Oh, Morgan.
00:21:56Morgan Adderall.
00:21:58Morgan?
00:21:59Mom.
00:22:00Sorry.
00:22:01No, it's fine.
00:22:02Um, will you be staying for dinner?
00:22:05No, no thanks.
00:22:05I should, I should head home.
00:22:07Are you sure?
00:22:07I was gonna whip up some veggie burgers.
00:22:10It's fine.
00:22:10I, I'm gonna be gone in a few minutes.
00:22:13What you got on your wrist?
00:22:15Just a watch, Dad gave.
00:22:17Dad gave you his Daytona?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:20Why would he do that?
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:35Hi.
00:22:35Can I come in?
00:22:37Sure.
00:22:43Uh, what's up?
00:22:45You've never come in here before.
00:22:47I'm sorry it's so messy.
00:22:48Allie is a challenge.
00:22:51Why'd you give Hunter your Daytona?
00:22:52Because I have other watches.
00:22:54Do you want a beer?
00:22:54No, I don't want a beer.
00:22:55I want you to promise me you're not going to jail.
00:22:58Okay, I'm, I'm doing what I can, all right?
00:22:59What does that mean?
00:23:00You're innocent.
00:23:01And yet, you're signing over your half the house to me?
00:23:05Giving away your prized possessions?
00:23:06It's an old watch.
00:23:08Do not do that.
00:23:08If you've ever loved me, don't bullshit me right now.
00:23:12It's not looking great.
00:23:16We might be looking at a plea deal.
00:23:18What kind of deal?
00:23:20Manslaughter.
00:23:22I could be out in six years.
00:23:23Are you kidding?
00:23:26Six years?
00:23:26If I lose a trial, it could be the rest of my life.
00:23:28Why would you lose?
00:23:29You didn't kill him.
00:23:30Because that's not how the world works, Mel.
00:23:34God damn it!
00:23:37In the real world, nothing is guaranteed.
00:23:40Do you understand?
00:23:41You take your fucking eye off the ball for one second and everything changes.
00:23:45You lose your house.
00:23:46Your kids are like strangers in your own home.
00:23:49You lose your wife.
00:23:50You lose yourself.
00:23:54Okay, listen to me.
00:23:57Maggie's dad plays golf with David Gelson.
00:24:00He's the biggest defense attorney in the country.
00:24:02He's had incredible success negating DNA evidence with medical experts.
00:24:06She said she can get you a meeting with him.
00:24:08He's just going to do the same thing that Kat is doing.
00:24:11You don't know that.
00:24:12Jesus Christ!
00:24:13You want Tori and Hunter to visit you in prison?
00:24:18You want them to be known as the kids whose dad went away for murder?
00:24:20Because that will destroy them.
00:24:21You think I don't know that?
00:24:22Well, then do something about it.
00:24:23I'm trying!
00:24:24Try harder!
00:24:26Selfish fuck!
00:24:31God!
00:24:35There was a moment when you gave up on us.
00:24:39No, I don't remember when it was, but I'm pretty sure it was the exact same moment you should have
00:24:44been fighting like hell.
00:24:48I'm not blaming you.
00:24:49I gave up too.
00:24:50We both did.
00:24:50We fucking failed, Coop.
00:24:53And we're always going to have to live with that.
00:24:56But this right now is another one of those moments.
00:25:01And I'm telling you, I'm begging you.
00:25:03Don't be the guy who gives up at the exact moment you should be fighting with everything you have.
00:25:08No.
00:25:08You don't.
00:25:09I don't.
00:25:33So, I just got off at the DA, and after some hemming and hawing, I think it's going to be
00:25:38the deal we were hoping for.
00:25:40Is that right?
00:25:42Look, I know it sucks, but the circumstances being what they are...
00:25:46The circumstances seem to be that my lawyer is suggesting I go to jail for a crime that I didn't
00:25:50commit.
00:25:50I'm presenting that option, yes.
00:25:52In the interim, we'll have our investigators looking into the case to see what the police might have missed,
00:25:57which, given the department's size and lack of resources, could be significant.
00:26:00I can't take this deal.
00:26:03If you think I'm not doing my level best for you, because of how you hired...
00:26:07It has nothing to do with that.
00:26:08Nothing.
00:26:10I'm thinking of your family, Coop.
00:26:12So am I.
00:26:13And what does taking this deal say to them?
00:26:17That you love them enough to sacrifice...
00:26:18That I am guilty.
00:26:20I'm guilty of a lot of things, but I am not guilty of this.
00:26:25No deals.
00:26:27Coop?
00:26:27No deals.
00:26:31Okay.
00:26:33If that's your decision, then that's what we'll do.
00:26:37But you're gonna have to give me some more to work with.
00:26:39Let's start at the beginning.
00:26:41Why was your DNA at the scene?
00:26:45I was over there all the time.
00:26:46We were in a relationship.
00:26:48What'd you lie about?
00:26:49So did she.
00:26:50Why isn't anyone looking harder at her?
00:26:54These are Sam's phone records.
00:26:56Cell phone towers confirmed she was in Boston the night Paul was killed.
00:26:59Her parents verified it.
00:27:00They've got photos from Henry's birthday party.
00:27:02She could have hired somebody to kill her.
00:27:04And that someone could have been you.
00:27:07They were going through a nasty divorce.
00:27:09You're having money problems.
00:27:10You were lovers.
00:27:11I mean, you can see how that might play.
00:27:14Why am I not in here?
00:27:15What?
00:27:17We called and texted all the time.
00:27:19My number's not in here.
00:27:23What number do you have for her?
00:27:25A second phone.
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28She could have left one in Boston.
00:27:29It's a burner number and some faceless sexting pics.
00:27:31That could be anyone's breasts, not exactly a smoking gun.
00:27:34Come on.
00:27:34They're Sam's breasts.
00:27:35To which I say.
00:27:36So what?
00:27:37You confirmed her alibi with the wrong cell phone number.
00:27:40We verified the account.
00:27:41And we got cooperation from both of her parents.
00:27:43Because what parents ever lie for their daughter?
00:27:45They weren't lying.
00:27:46Well, neither am I.
00:27:47Remind me, Officer Hernandez, how many murder cases have you worked?
00:27:50Okay, listen, lady.
00:27:51Don't call me, lady.
00:27:51Hey, can you prove that the other number belongs to Samantha Levin?
00:27:56I'm sorry, isn't that your job?
00:27:57We can't run every number we feel like.
00:28:00We're required to go to a judge to get a warrant.
00:28:02Your attorney knows that.
00:28:03Then go do that.
00:28:04If I had the actual phone, then I could tie it to her,
00:28:06and then I could make a case to get the warrant.
00:28:08But I don't.
00:28:09My client's life is on the line.
00:28:12Do your damn job.
00:28:15Let's go.
00:28:16We're leaving?
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:24Well, hey, we got to find that phone.
00:28:27We just made our plan on the phone.
00:28:28It was a dead end.
00:28:29So what?
00:28:30That's it?
00:28:32Even if we had the phone, it would only be meaningful if Sam was the one who killed Paul,
00:28:36and I don't believe she killed him any more than I believe you did.
00:28:38Well, then why didn't Sam offer up this other phone in the first place?
00:28:41For the same reason you both lied about being involved.
00:28:45Look, I'll run it by our investigators, but odds are that phone is long gone.
00:28:48Just take this.
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:57Uh, no, I haven't gotten those files yet.
00:29:15Elena.
00:29:16Jesus Christ.
00:29:17What the fuck?
00:29:18I need to talk to you, all right?
00:29:19I'm sorry.
00:29:19I was going to call, but I didn't want to call, so...
00:29:21That's a good instinct.
00:29:22Maybe you should go with...
00:29:22Fine, fine, fine.
00:29:23I just...
00:29:23I just...
00:29:23I just need your help.
00:29:25Please.
00:29:26Why would I help you?
00:29:27I don't know.
00:29:27For starters, how about the hundred grand and change that you stole from me?
00:29:32Well, I didn't want anybody else to find it in case you didn't get out, you know?
00:29:35That's kind of a lame apology.
00:29:36I needed that money.
00:29:37All right, look, I...
00:29:38I do know that.
00:29:38I know.
00:29:39I'm sorry.
00:29:39Things have gotten a little bit crazy, but...
00:29:40They arrested you for murder.
00:29:42Like I said, but look...
00:29:43Did you do it?
00:29:43Did you kill him?
00:29:44Of course not.
00:29:45Of course not.
00:29:45I don't know.
00:29:45The body was there when I got there, okay?
00:29:47Oh, so you were there.
00:29:48Jesus Christ.
00:29:49Just go away, Coop.
00:30:00What the fuck?
00:30:03You broke my door.
00:30:06Sorry about that.
00:30:08You okay?
00:30:10God, it's harder than it looks.
00:30:12I'm sorry.
00:30:13You're right.
00:30:17What were you doing at Sam's house?
00:30:20What do you think?
00:30:22You didn't call me?
00:30:23We're supposed to be partners.
00:30:25Well, because I knew that if I told you, you'd tell me it was fucked up.
00:30:28And I would have been right.
00:30:30I mean, your girlfriend.
00:30:32It's fucked up.
00:30:33Well, to be fair, she had already dumped me, so we're in kind of a gray area.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:43What?
00:30:47So, are you going to help me or what?
00:30:50Paul.
00:30:53Melina, hi.
00:30:54Hi, Mrs. Levitt.
00:30:56I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:30:58I can't tell you how much I appreciate you offering to help me out.
00:31:02It was just so traumatic for Esperanza to find Paul like that.
00:31:04And I just, I told her to just, you know, take all the time that she needs.
00:31:08So, you know, the cops have been in everything.
00:31:12Are you sure that Nick doesn't mind losing you for the day?
00:31:14Oh.
00:31:15Nick's not home very much these days.
00:31:17Right.
00:31:20I'm running out to do some errands.
00:31:22I'll be gone for a few hours.
00:31:24You finding everything okay?
00:31:25Yes, Mrs. Levitt.
00:31:26I'm good.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:27I'll see you later.
00:31:27Thank you again.
00:31:28My pleasure.
00:31:44How'd it go?
00:31:45Well, good.
00:31:46We have a few hours.
00:31:47All right.
00:31:47Let's get going.
00:31:49What makes you think that she hasn't gotten rid of this phone?
00:31:51Because it's my only shot.
00:31:56You start upstairs.
00:32:22Harry's burgers?
00:32:25I keep telling them to put the sauce on the side, but it's like shattering into the void.
00:32:29The sauce, that's their specialty.
00:32:31Yeah, but make them mess with my burger.
00:32:33And your desk.
00:32:37What do you got for me?
00:32:38Updated Emmy report.
00:32:40Came in on Paul Levitt.
00:32:41Sounded like a TV cop.
00:32:43You didn't open it?
00:32:44It was addressed to you.
00:32:46You're gonna get ketchup on it.
00:32:50It's on your fingers.
00:32:52Shut up.
00:32:52All right.
00:32:59Something in there?
00:33:00Two of the three gunshots were post-mortem.
00:33:03What the hell does that mean?
00:33:03What the hell does that mean?
00:33:09What the hell does that mean?
00:33:12What the hell does that mean?
00:33:17What the hell does that mean?
00:33:18What the hell does that mean?
00:33:19What the hell does that mean?
00:33:21What the hell does that mean?
00:33:21What the hell does that mean?
00:33:21What the hell does that mean?
00:33:23What the hell does that mean?
00:33:24What the hell does that mean?
00:33:24What the hell does that mean?
00:33:26What the hell does that mean?
00:33:31What the hell does that mean?
00:33:33Jay McInerney wrote,
00:34:02Jay McInerney wrote,
00:35:02Jay McInerney wrote,
00:35:02Try to make it look like a murderer.
00:35:05You lost your mind.
00:35:07Remember this?
00:35:11Dear Sam, I made a terrible mistake.
00:35:13There are no words to express to you how sorry I am for taking you for granted,
00:35:16breaking up our marriage, breaking up our family.
00:35:20I have failed you as a husband and a man,
00:35:22and if nothing else, just know that it was not because I didn't love you.
00:35:25I did more than anything, which is what makes this so excruciatingly painful for me.
00:35:29I love you.
00:35:31Paul.
00:35:35Heartfelt kind of makes it about himself at the end.
00:35:37Very Paul.
00:35:38You broke into my house?
00:35:39You planted a gun in my car.
00:35:41I think we're going to call it even.
00:35:42I'm guessing that Paul's life insurance policy had a no suicide clause.
00:35:51In spite of his countless wonderful attributes,
00:35:55turns out Paul was really bad with money.
00:35:58I didn't get the full picture until the divorce.
00:36:02I was going to come out with a lot less than I counted on.
00:36:06This is what happens.
00:36:08You were the hot girl in high school, but six years later you were a waitress because the stepping stone
00:36:13became a boulder.
00:36:14You start fucking your boss.
00:36:16Maybe you're looking for job security or maybe you're just bored.
00:36:21Then one day he asks you to marry him.
00:36:23You didn't see that coming.
00:36:25But what you do see is a big comfortable home, financial security, and a chance to finally quiet the voice
00:36:31in your head that never stops asking, what comes next?
00:36:37You move into an exclusive hamlet you've never heard of called Westmont Village.
00:36:42You're from South Boston.
00:36:43You don't know from villages.
00:36:44You meet the other wives and devote yourself to losing the last traces of your Southie accent and learning how
00:36:49to shop for torn jeans that cost more than a month's rent in your old apartment.
00:36:54And then those jeans start getting tighter, and nine months later, baby number one.
00:36:59You may not have planned it, but you stopped believing in plans around the same time you started fucking Paul.
00:37:04And you love this little boy like you've never loved anyone.
00:37:08So a few years later, you have another one.
00:37:10And for a while there, you have a family and friends and life feels complete.
00:37:14That voice in your head still speaks up from time to time, but it's nothing a little Xanax and Whispering
00:37:19Angel can't fix.
00:37:21And so, through a colossal failure of imagination and low self-esteem, you convince yourself you're happy, in the same
00:37:28way all of your friends and neighbors seem to be.
00:37:30A few years later, Paul has left you for a younger version of you.
00:37:36Coop is everything Paul isn't.
00:37:38He's handsome and sexy and funny, and he will never really love you.
00:37:44It turns out, even the princes are just frogs in Brunello Cuccinelli polo shirts.
00:37:49So you go running back to Mommy and Daddy in Boston.
00:37:52You just need a break from all of it.
00:37:54And that voice in your head is back, screaming that you'll lose everything and be cast out of this promised
00:37:59land in disgrace.
00:38:03And then, Paul, high on a dangerous brew of whiskey and antipsychotics, breaks into your house, the same house he
00:38:10moved out of to go fuck the waitress.
00:38:12Give us a chance.
00:38:13Please, baby.
00:38:14I'm never going to get back together with you.
00:38:16I want to see you.
00:38:16I promise when you wake up, you'll remember how much you hate me.
00:38:19And, you know, all women over 30.
00:38:21Are you in my house?
00:38:22What the fuck are you doing in my house?
00:38:24I wrote you a note.
00:38:25What are you talking about?
00:38:30Wait, wait, wait, Paul.
00:38:31I'm right here, I swear to God.
00:38:33Put the gun down.
00:38:33I swear to God.
00:38:39And that's when your husband of 15 years blows his brains out on FaceTime.
00:38:43Paul?
00:38:45Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:47Paul, pick up the phone.
00:38:50Okay.
00:38:56Paul has 20 million in life insurance.
00:38:59You know this because he redid the policy last year.
00:39:02That's how you know it could still be nullified by suicide.
00:39:10For the next three or four hours, you don't stop moving.
00:39:14Because you know if you do, you'll lose your nerve.
00:39:18You started using a burner phone because your regular phone is still on Paul's plan.
00:39:22And the last thing you needed was that jealous maniac finding out about Coop.
00:39:26And right now, that burner phone is going to come in handy.
00:39:44The bottom line is, you can't let it be suicide.
00:40:26The bottom line is, you can't let it be suicide.
00:40:46even dead he found a way to blow all our money
00:40:50i i couldn't let him do that to us you could have gone to the police told them the truth
00:40:55that life insurance was my children's future so you just decided to throw mine away
00:41:00you should have been kinder to me this is my life you don't deserve it
00:41:07you and all the other smug money guys you walk around like such big shots like having all this
00:41:13money is proof of something when it's all just handed to you i had to let that sweaty fuck
00:41:18climb on top of me every night for years i suffered indignity after indignity just to be here
00:41:26to have this for my kids and for me and i was going to lose it all because paul
00:41:32couldn't keep his money in the bank and his dick in his pants
00:41:39the sad thing is you have no idea how much i know how you feel
00:41:47i do and you're right i should have been kinder to you and i'm sorry for that
00:41:55but i'm not going to jail for you
00:41:58wait we need to talk about this
00:42:00pretty sure we just did
00:42:02coop
00:42:04coop
00:42:10jesus when the fuck did everybody start getting guns around here
00:42:13someone needs to have killed him
00:42:15you can't be serious
00:42:16you broke into my house
00:42:17you attacked me
00:42:18i defended myself against the man who killed my husband
00:42:23you just forgot one thing
00:42:27what's that
00:42:28you're not a killer either
00:42:32coop
00:42:34wait
00:42:36coop
00:42:37in a town where nothing and no one was what they seemed
00:42:40it kind of made sense that a murder wasn't actually a murder
00:42:51it was strange to feel sorry for the woman who had framed me for murder
00:43:00but sam was just trying to hold on to what was hers
00:43:04and no one understood that better than me
00:43:08we'd all bought into the same dream
00:43:09the promise of suburban paradise
00:43:11and we were all tricked into believing that once we got there it was ours to keep
00:43:16our big solid houses made it feel like we grabbed ourselves a small piece of forever
00:43:20but you didn't have to dig too deep to find the rot and the foundations
00:43:25it was all just an elaborate illusion where the magician and audience were one and the same
00:43:30and sometimes it was hard to tell what was real and what was just smoke and mirrors
00:43:47and then there were times when it wasn't hard at all
00:44:06get me over here
00:44:25I know you're going to want to punish him, but close the deal first.
00:44:28You know how much I must have killed him to have to call you.
00:44:31If he loses Luenberg or the dominoes will start to fall, he knows he's fucked.
00:44:35I mean, the numbers alone are just...
00:44:36I know them.
00:44:36Right.
00:44:37Sorry.
00:44:40Huh.
00:44:41You pulled Walter all the way down from Vermont.
00:44:43I'm telling you.
00:44:46Okay.
00:44:56Bailey Ann Russell in the same room.
00:44:59I'm honored.
00:45:00Nice to see you, Coach.
00:45:02I'm not going to apologize.
00:45:03You were getting too big for your britches.
00:45:04I'm not here for an apology.
00:45:06Good.
00:45:06Let's get down to it.
00:45:08As Miss Cross told you, we've hit a wall with Luenberger since you left.
00:45:11No matter who I throw at it, they keep running back with their tails between their legs.
00:45:16The Swiss fuckers only deal with you.
00:45:18You must give a hell of a blowjob.
00:45:22We'll put you back in your seat, back pay you, add in a generous signing bonus, structured any way you
00:45:28like.
00:45:29It'll be like you were never gone.
00:45:31But I was gone.
00:45:32Walter, Jack had me.
00:45:34Marched out in front of all those people.
00:45:36Oh, come on, Coop.
00:45:37You think there's anyone out there who doesn't know that I'm an asshole?
00:45:40Trust me.
00:45:41You come out of this smelling like a buck and rose.
00:45:43I want 20% on Luenberger and 25% overall profit share.
00:45:46Fuck you.
00:45:4712% of the Swiss.
00:45:4915% of the profit share.
00:45:50Once they start bringing in fresh capital in-house.
00:45:53Well, Luenberger bows up.
00:45:54Hellman gets spooked.
00:45:56Texas oil families start smelling blood in the water.
00:45:58Or the redemptions come in faster than you can cover them.
00:46:01This place will go up in smoke.
00:46:03And your capital account goes with us.
00:46:05You'll lose everything.
00:46:06I've already lost everything.
00:46:0820% of the Swiss.
00:46:1025% overall.
00:46:11I'm afraid you don't understand how a negotiation works.
00:46:14I'm not negotiating.
00:46:16Fuck you!
00:46:17Fuck you!
00:46:18This is my fucking company!
00:46:20It's not yours if you can't keep it.
00:46:26Okay.
00:46:2720 and 25.
00:46:28Conditional on you delivering the Swiss.
00:46:30Immediately.
00:46:31You and Jack fly to Switzerland tonight.
00:46:34I got a thing tonight.
00:46:35Jet leaves from Teterboro at 11 tonight.
00:46:38Mayor will text you with the tail number.
00:46:39You and I can talk details on the plane.
00:46:42Do we have a deal?
00:46:49Sure.
00:47:14You're just too marvelous, too marvelous for words.
00:47:21Like glorious, glamorous, and that old standby hand.
00:47:27The Gutenberg Cancer Gala raises millions every year for cancer research.
00:47:31I'll never find the words to say enough.
00:47:35Peter and Diane Miller had been sharing it for years, pressuring us all to buy tables and lottery tickets.
00:47:40And over time, it had become one of the biggest annual events on the Westchester social calendar.
00:47:44Being seen here told everyone that you were generous, the kind of generous that takes big bucks.
00:47:49And so the cause of medical science was advanced through the twin forces of social pressure and peacocking.
00:47:54You do not know how relieved we are that you were exonerated.
00:47:58Not that we ever believe that you did it.
00:48:01Oh, that didn't come out right, shit.
00:48:03I don't know how to talk about this.
00:48:05None of us do.
00:48:06So how about we just stop trying?
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:09There's the idea.
00:48:10Hi.
00:48:11To be euphemistical, to be eulogistical.
00:48:15I have to come up with a million words I never thought I knew.
00:48:18You look fantastic. Holy cow.
00:48:21Thank you, thank you.
00:48:22Oh, now this is a welcome sight.
00:48:25Thank you to somebody else.
00:48:27Look at you.
00:48:27A minute.
00:48:28Yeah, yeah.
00:48:29Great table.
00:48:30Good table.
00:48:31Okay, how are you?
00:48:32Where's Barney?
00:48:33Where do you think?
00:48:34Oh, okay. Right.
00:48:35Yeah, of course.
00:48:36There he is.
00:48:37There he is.
00:48:38Table ten.
00:48:40Hi, sis.
00:48:41How are you?
00:48:42I'll be right back.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:45Hi, buddy.
00:48:49Well, aren't you the belle of the ball?
00:48:50Yeah, nothing like beating a murderer apt to give you a social boost.
00:48:55Congratulations on not being a murderer.
00:49:02So, when did you meet with Jack?
00:49:04I already did.
00:49:05You already did.
00:49:07And you don't call me?
00:49:08Well, I knew I'd see you here.
00:49:10Fuck you.
00:49:10So, what'd he say?
00:49:12It was a compelling offer.
00:49:14How compelling?
00:49:16I'm thinking about it.
00:49:17You think you do?
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:18Yeah, by all means.
00:49:19Let's take our time on this one.
00:49:21You know, you don't want to reclaim all that ink, mine included, without really mulling it over.
00:49:25Cool.
00:49:26Hey.
00:49:27I'm so happy to see you, man.
00:49:28I never doubted you for one second.
00:49:30Hey, let's get this man some drinks, huh?
00:49:32I got one.
00:49:33Yeah.
00:49:34What's your point?
00:49:34We need McAllen over here, all right?
00:49:40Excuse me, guys.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:43Hi, guys.
00:49:44Hello.
00:49:45Hello.
00:49:46Hi.
00:49:47Welcome.
00:49:47Thanks for coming.
00:49:49Mel.
00:49:50You don't look so good.
00:49:51Hello, Amanda.
00:49:52How are you?
00:49:53How are you?
00:49:53How are you doing?
00:49:55How are you doing?
00:49:55How are you doing?
00:49:56How are you doing?
00:49:57That's great.
00:49:58There's no one in the place except you and me.
00:50:08So set them up, Joe.
00:50:11Uh-oh.
00:50:12There's...
00:50:12Look where this is.
00:50:13Bye.
00:50:14Bye.
00:50:21You okay?
00:50:23Fine.
00:50:28Forget about the tennis team.
00:50:32You've got a whole other year to worry about, for instance.
00:50:39Would you want to work with a professional tennis coach?
00:50:43You're my coach.
00:50:45Just saying, I don't have to be.
00:50:48I'm saying, yes, you do.
00:50:56You're my coach.
00:50:59You're my coach.
00:51:00Looks like our little man's got some game.
00:51:07What about you?
00:51:08Are you seeing anyone?
00:51:09Oh, I don't know.
00:51:11I was.
00:51:12It's complicated.
00:51:15I can be a lot.
00:51:17It's okay to be a lot.
00:51:19He can't handle it.
00:51:21Fuck him.
00:51:22Yeah.
00:51:23Fuck him.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:28Okay.
00:51:29I gotta go.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:31But you just got here.
00:51:32Best time to leave.
00:51:33Thanks.
00:51:34Oh.
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:37See you later.
00:51:38Use a condom.
00:51:40Um.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:52Hey.
00:51:53Okay to join you?
00:51:54Of course.
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:57Oh, okay.
00:52:01I've been trying to get in touch with you now.
00:52:03I know.
00:52:03I know.
00:52:04I just needed a little time.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:11I'm so sorry.
00:52:15You deserve so much better.
00:52:18Yeah, I did.
00:52:20But I did it to myself.
00:52:25I fell in love with a woman who was in love with someone else.
00:52:31What are you talking about?
00:52:37Nothing.
00:53:09Don't say anything.
00:53:11She's coming.
00:53:12Oh.
00:53:13Take it away.
00:53:14Well, wait a minute.
00:53:16No.
00:53:17You're stuck with me.
00:53:20Wow.
00:53:25You look good.
00:53:28You're only saying that because it's true.
00:53:35How did all that go?
00:53:38Seems I've been forgiven.
00:53:39Hmm.
00:53:42He's a better man than me.
00:53:44Obviously.
00:53:48Either way, I think I'm gonna fly solo for a while.
00:53:52Huh.
00:53:53You and me both.
00:53:57Speaking of which, I saw Sam out shopping the other day.
00:54:01Like none of this ever happened.
00:54:04Well, I mean, she didn't kill the guy.
00:54:09And she hadn't filed the insurance claim yet, so technically there was no fraud.
00:54:15But her attorney gets her off with community service. Fine.
00:54:21Even though she was gonna send you to prison.
00:54:25She had her reasons.
00:54:27Oh.
00:54:28Hurry, you forgive.
00:54:31It took you two years to forgive me.
00:54:35I wasn't in love with her.
00:54:49This is where I leave you.
00:54:54I haven't even served dinner.
00:54:56That's the best time to leave.
00:55:02Hey.
00:55:04Try to stay out of trouble?
00:55:13Yeah, please.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:14Oh.
00:55:15Green man.
00:55:16Look at this guy.
00:55:17Haha.
00:55:26Jules.
00:55:28Hey, Coop.
00:55:29We were so happy to hear that you were cleared.
00:55:32I mean, we never believed it, but still.
00:55:35Yeah, I heard they had you down for murder one in the pool.
00:55:40You know me.
00:55:42I like to play the long shot.
00:55:44Haha.
00:55:45Well, I guess I'll count myself lucky you didn't have the inside track.
00:55:49You know, like you did with the SATs.
00:55:52What are you talking about?
00:55:54Well, I know you thought you were careful, but...
00:55:57Word gets around.
00:56:00And if word were to continue to get around to the right people,
00:56:04Chelsea would be lucky to get into community college.
00:56:07How can you possibly know that?
00:56:11You can't know that.
00:56:13You're out of your depth here, Jules.
00:56:16There's nothing worse than someone who doesn't know what they don't know,
00:56:19and you don't know shit.
00:56:22So you have all the colleges in America to choose from,
00:56:25but she's not going to Princeton.
00:56:28Are you threatening me?
00:56:30Goddamn right, hang on.
00:56:56Thank you, sir.
00:57:24This is what happens.
00:57:25You work your ass off to build the life you think you want.
00:57:30And then one day someone takes it away from you.
00:57:33And that's when you learn that there's a world of difference
00:57:35between working hard and fighting for your life.
00:57:39You've never had to fight before.
00:57:41You don't even know if you know how.
00:57:42But then you do it into your own great surprise.
00:57:45You win.
00:57:45And it should feel sweet.
00:57:47It should feel like redemption and validation and victory all at once.
00:57:51But something's changed.
00:57:52You can see your old life in front of you there for the taking.
00:57:55And it would be so easy to jump right back onto that hamster wheel
00:57:58and start running again.
00:58:08Shit.
00:58:14Susie.
00:58:16What did you do?
00:58:19No!
00:58:20What did you do?
00:58:22What did you do?
00:58:25What did you do?
00:58:26What did you do?
00:58:27But when you're done licking your wounds and being angry at the world
00:58:31and trying to save everyone you love,
00:58:33you will have to look in the mirror and ask yourself
00:58:35if you can really go back to being who you were.
00:58:42Because the hard truth is, once you've seen the chaos behind the curtain,
00:58:45you can never really watch the show the same way again.
00:58:54But right now, right now, it's time to get back to work.
00:59:00What did you do?
00:59:07In the middle of the man who was consciously going to get there.
00:59:13...
00:59:13Oh, my God.
01:00:09Oh, my God.
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