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00:27To be continued...
00:30A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself and an 80-year-old marketing campaign
00:34that linked compressed carbon to eternal love.
00:37They say a diamond is forever, but as recent events have borne out, forever isn't what it used to be.
01:13A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself.
01:14A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself and an 80-year-old marketing campaign
01:14that we're going to get into.
01:15A cartel in modern history telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself and that's why it's not going to
01:29be a star.
01:36What are you doing here?
01:38We live here.
01:39Coming for breakfast, Coop?
01:41Uh, you don't live here.
01:45Neither do you.
01:56Ah, the negotiator.
02:03Pass the syrup.
02:06The syrup.
02:08Go fuck yourself.
02:13You really ought to get better at sharing.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Relax, Coop.
02:19We're all family.
02:20I'll fucking kill you.
02:22You can't kill me, Coop.
02:25Because you're already dead.
02:35Hey.
02:36Look who's up.
02:39Hi, Daddy.
02:41Hey, kiddo.
02:42How are you feeling?
02:44Pretty good, actually.
02:47That's because the doctors gave you all that morphine.
02:50What?
02:51What?
02:52I saw it was too much.
02:54Can we get you anything?
02:55Water, please.
02:56Be great.
03:01The doc came by to see you, but he didn't want to wake you.
03:06How long was I out?
03:07Twelve hours.
03:08Jesus.
03:10I should get my ass kicked more open.
03:12They're out of Doritos, but I got...
03:14Oh, snap.
03:15Hey.
03:16Mr. Cooper.
03:16I thought you dumped him.
03:18Dad.
03:20He's still pretty out of it, so...
03:22I feel great.
03:23It's all good.
03:27Hello.
03:28Um.
03:31Bad time?
03:32Can I help you?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34I'm Detective Rebecca Lynn.
03:35I was hoping to get a minute or two with Mr. Cooper.
03:39Another tennis injury.
03:41Not quite.
03:42Do you know her?
03:44She interviewed me about Paul.
03:46What about him?
03:47I have a few questions about last night.
03:50If you're up for it.
03:52Or I can come back later.
03:55Um.
03:56Uh.
03:56So, guys, why don't you take your reference to lunch?
03:59Well, Millie's doesn't open until noon.
04:01Then we will be the first ones there.
04:04Come on, everybody.
04:05Let's go.
04:17I usually prefer to do these interviews alone.
04:21Oh.
04:23Um.
04:27I'll go see Bernie.
04:29How's he doing?
04:30I'll let you know.
04:36Beautiful family you got there.
04:39You're too kind, okay?
04:40What do you want to do for you?
04:41Why don't you tell me about last night?
04:43I don't remember much.
04:45Well, what do you remember?
04:47I remember getting jumped.
04:50It's a weird one, though, no?
04:53I don't have a whole hell of a lot to compare it to, so...
04:56Well, for starters, the assailants didn't take anything.
04:59Which is a little unusual.
05:00Uh.
05:01Okay.
05:01Maybe Barney getting hit by the car might have thrown a wrench into things?
05:05So you do remember something, after all.
05:07And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.
05:11To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper, this attack doesn't feel random to me at all.
05:16It feels like you were targeted.
05:18Why would anyone want to target me?
05:20Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?
05:22I don't see the connection.
05:23You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.
05:27Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.
05:29But not here.
05:30This is a very quiet town.
05:32We don't see a lot of violent crimes here at all.
05:35And in the past few days, a man was brutally murdered in his home.
05:40A man who you recently fought with.
05:42More than five.
05:42And then you were attacked and beaten with gusto, right there on Main Street.
05:46With no apparent motive.
05:48And your friend Barney is down the hall picking pavement out of his teeth.
05:52Again, I failed to see the connection here.
05:54It's you, Mr. Cooper.
05:57You're the connection.
05:59It seems to me that being your friend is a dangerous proposition.
06:04Does that mean we're not going to be friends?
06:10I heard you left your job a month back.
06:14Fairly common occurrence.
06:15You just said you left your job as a cop in the Bronx.
06:17Why'd you do that?
06:19Quality of life.
06:20Hey, same thing.
06:22Except you were fired.
06:23Semantics.
06:24Where were you coming back from last night?
06:27Jersey.
06:28It took our oldest to see colleges.
06:34Look, I'm just going to cut to it right here.
06:37I don't know you very well.
06:40The sense I get from you is you're a man on a downward spiral.
06:45In desperate need of a lifeline.
06:49Now, I'm here, right now, offering you that lifeline.
06:55Whatever it is you got yourself into.
06:59I can help.
07:07I can help.
07:10The thing is, at some point, you're going to cross a line.
07:16And I'm not going to be able to help you anymore.
07:19And when that time comes, all I'll be able to do is take you down.
07:30Well, that is food for thought.
07:32Thanks for coming by, detective.
07:35Thank you for your time.
07:48Let go okay?
07:50Yeah.
07:50I mean, you know, pro forma stuff.
07:53Just fill in the blanks.
07:56How's Barney?
07:58He's banged up and he'll recover.
08:01Listen, can we talk about what happened last night?
08:03I want to...
08:04Maybe not right now.
08:11Yeah, okay.
08:15I'm going to go.
08:17Um...
08:18They're almost ready to discharge you.
08:20They can come back and get you.
08:21No, come on.
08:23Just...
08:23I can have Allie do it.
08:24Be with the kids.
08:35Hey, Billy.
08:40I guess we really should have just kept on driving the opposite direction, huh?
08:46Get the rest.
09:00A paper shadow in a house of stone
09:05The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
09:11I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
09:15Till I look back at the smoke
09:19You can't keep up with the Johnson
09:24Don't want to run for the Roses
09:29I got my pocket opposing
09:34Sometimes I wonder why
09:37Sometimes I wonder why
09:39I just don't have the chosen
09:45Don't want to smell the dying roses
09:50I got my pocket full of roses
09:55I don't keep up with the choices
10:17Why do you smell nice?
10:23I'm trying something new.
10:24You hate it?
10:25Nah, I didn't say that.
10:27What did we get?
10:28Lab reports
10:29The murder weapon was a .38
10:31Same gun, all three shots
10:32And the wife's gun was a .22
10:34Yep, and she was telling the truth
10:36Her piece has never been fired
10:38But what is it?
10:40It was a Taurus TX-22
10:42No, no, no, no, it's a scent
10:43It's musky
10:44Balsam breeze
10:45It's made from real balsam oil
10:47And cedar
10:48Okay
10:48What else?
10:50And citrus notes, I think
10:53Oh, yes, the gunshot residue report
10:57Showed that the victim also fired a weapon
10:59But there were no additional bullets or casings on the scene
11:03So we either hit something
11:04Or someone fled
11:06Or
11:08We're missing something
11:09Yep
11:10I have the office reaching out to the local hospitals
11:12To see if any gunshot victims have been admitted
11:15Murderers don't usually check themselves into the ER
11:18Do you like Cooper for this?
11:21I don't know if I like him for this
11:22But I
11:23I like him for something
11:26You smell like a Christmas tree
11:32So they go to all the best buys of the city
11:34And buy this
11:36Dicos duros eternos
11:37And then
11:37They change them to a modeler
11:39That looks new
11:40And they return
11:43Then they sell them new
11:45And they sell them new
11:45In the red
11:46With a ganancia
11:47And this story ends
11:48With your friend Mickey
11:49Compring a new house
11:50To his mom
11:51No
11:51That's good
11:53Verificate the number of series
11:55Died with his card
11:56And they detest
11:57What you get
11:58And they look at that
11:58Why did you do it?
11:59You made sure the number of people
12:03Don't let me ask him
12:08Never communaut
12:09The fuck
12:17You tell him
12:20If he doesn't know
12:22You can ask him
12:23You tell him
12:23That man
12:24That man
12:26When he goes��itute
12:31What do you want, Feli?
12:36I'm going to leave my money here and I'm going.
12:40What's he talking about?
12:42You don't know.
12:44Damn.
12:45I did a couple of supplies.
12:47That would be all.
12:50But the guy left the mercancÃa.
12:52The poli killed me.
12:54I killed him.
12:58I killed him.
12:59I killed him.
13:01I killed him.
13:02Where did he kill him?
13:04That's the best part.
13:06Tell him.
13:07At least, remember?
13:10Fucking Shamu's going to be high.
13:12It's just somewhere.
13:13You did good.
13:16Okay, how much?
13:18Do you say it or do I say it?
13:22150,000.
13:23What a pendejo.
13:26In reality, it would be 175,000.
13:29And the next week, it would be 200,000 or more.
13:32Those interests you kill me.
13:34And me...
13:35It's not a number so high.
13:39But I can't let this shit happen.
13:41Or if...
13:44Or if...
13:45Okay.
13:47No hay problema.
13:49Yo responderé.
13:52¿Tú responderás?
13:53SÃ.
13:53Asà es.
14:01Y me decÃan que limpiabas retretes en tierra de Dios.
14:04¿Cómo el diablo me va a buscar ese dinero?
14:07Es un asunto tuyo.
14:13Tú sabes que siempre me gustaste, Elena.
14:16Estaba loco por ti allá en Santiago.
14:18Uh-huh.
14:21Y como tenemos una historia...
14:24Yo no te cobre interés.
14:26Hmm.
14:27You gave me the principal by, uh...
14:30For next week, and I'll...
14:32Let our Billy girl here live to fight another day.
14:43Pero...
14:43Son tan sabrosas.
14:45¿Tú sabes que ellos hacen 10.000 millones de estas al dÃa?
14:51EconomÃa de escala y todo eso.
14:53Eso es la vaina.
14:57Bueno...
14:58Nos vemos, cabroncito.
15:02Y Elena, sÃ.
15:05Quiere ganarte un par de billetitos más.
15:08Tú sabes que siempre tengo un lugar pa' ti.
15:14Y...
15:15¿Ah?
15:17Muérete, Feli.
15:30No.
15:32No.
15:33No, pues sÃ.
15:39150.000.
15:43¿Qué tú ibas...
15:44¿Qué tú estabas pensando?
15:46¿Qué carajo te pasa?
15:47¿Y qué? Dime.
15:49Tú hiciste reparto pa' Giselle Ira O'Año.
15:52¿Qué es Santiago, coño?
15:54Aquà nosotros tenemos opciones.
15:56Mentira.
15:57Puede que tú sÃ.
15:58Toda segunda humanidad.
16:02Además...
16:21Gracias.
16:22Crue.
16:22Columbus fuera a la zona.
16:23Hemos estado aquà en el miedo debakar.
16:25El miedo.
16:37Did you make this?
16:38Of course not.
16:53Hey, Andy.
16:55Hey.
16:57Thanks for coming.
16:58Are you kidding me?
16:59I never get to drive anymore.
17:01I forgot how fun it is.
17:03Do you even have a license?
17:05Of course.
17:06I mean, technically it's expired, but yes.
17:09Do you want to drive home?
17:11No.
17:15Just try to keep it on the road, will you?
17:20So that detective?
17:22Lynn, yeah.
17:23Mm-hmm, yeah.
17:24She came by the house.
17:26Did she?
17:26Yeah.
17:28I told her you came home the night Paul Leavitt died.
17:31I said you were with me.
17:34Okay.
17:36Listen, you know I have nothing to do with Paul's death, right?
17:39Of course.
17:40I know you're not a killer.
17:43And even if you are, you're all I got.
17:52Not fine.
17:56Oh, fuck.
17:59Oh.
18:04Oh.
18:17Hiya.
18:18Hey.
18:19Oh, my God, you weren't kidding.
18:21I know. I know.
18:26The amount of paperwork it takes to put one man into the ground,
18:29it's just mind-boggling.
18:30Well, put me to work.
18:32Okay, well...
18:34Can I get you something to drink?
18:35I'll just, uh...
18:37I'll just have a cheese up.
18:38You know what, just...
18:39I'll just make all of this.
18:41Oh.
18:42Yeah.
18:43How do you know you have to apply for a death certificate?
18:46It's a mess.
18:47I mean, I guess it's all a good distraction for grieving widows,
18:50but honestly, I'm not sure I'm grieving.
18:54That's fair.
18:55How long do you have to stay here?
18:57The cops aren't done at the house.
19:01Hey.
19:04How are you holding up?
19:06I just...
19:07I can't really get my arms around it.
19:10I mean, everyone knows that Paul and I
19:15were not on great terms.
19:18And now I have to host his memorial?
19:21I mean, what are people going to say to me?
19:22I know you hated his fucking guts,
19:24but here's a casserole.
19:25No, I fucking hate casseroles.
19:28Duly noted, no casseroles.
19:31Do you think there's such a thing as
19:33widow-imposter syndrome?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35I think there's everything imposter syndrome.
19:38I mean, a part of me is sad, of course.
19:40Of course.
19:40But, you know,
19:43whenever I think about being pitied by everyone,
19:45it makes me want to walk in front of a bus.
19:49I mean, he can't even die without putting me through
19:51one last indignity.
19:52I mean, hats off to you, Paul.
19:54Hell of a power move.
19:56But, sorry, I don't mean to unload on you.
19:58I know, because I heard...
19:59No, I heard about Coop.
20:00It'd be ridiculous.
20:01No, how is he doing?
20:02He's a little beat up, but he'll live.
20:05God, who would want to hurt Coop?
20:07Besides me.
20:09Wait, what did he do?
20:11I'm kidding.
20:12Oh, I'm actually worried about him.
20:14I feel like he's going through something.
20:18It's not your job to fix that.
20:19I know, but...
20:21You live with a person long enough,
20:23you develop a private language,
20:26and just because you're not married anymore,
20:28it's not like you wake up
20:29and suddenly forget how to speak it.
20:33We were just in Princeton
20:35doing the college tour with Tori,
20:36and it was like, um...
20:40A little time capsule.
20:43SSA-721.
20:46Well, I don't understand.
20:48The funeral director,
20:49shouldn't the funeral director do this?
20:52Yeah, that goes into that pile.
20:54That's called other people's shit.
20:58Oh, God.
20:59Look.
21:00Ah, right here.
21:03Petition for probate.
21:04In legalese, that means we need more wine.
21:08Yeah, I'm an expert now.
21:10Excuse me?
21:20Fifty bucks says no one knows how to play that thing.
21:25Did you do something different with your hair?
21:27I have a thing later.
21:29Well, it's good that you nixed the scent.
21:31I knew you hated it.
21:32Yeah, I did.
21:36How'd it go with the, uh, girlfriend, Misty?
21:39Nothing seismic.
21:41A bit of a stereotypical second wife.
21:43Seemed pretty broken up over the deceased,
21:45although she's probably mourning
21:47that a new Range Rover should never get to drive.
21:50What about you?
21:51You got any hits?
21:52Forensics found trace blood in the ammonia.
21:55Not a match for Paul.
21:57Huh.
21:57Looks like our guy must have put up a fight.
22:00In the hospitals?
22:02No gunshot wounds.
22:04But still, someone else bled on our crime scene.
22:08And then cleaned it up.
22:12I honestly don't understand why anyone has kids.
22:17Come on.
22:17You never thought about it?
22:19No.
22:20I want a whole bunch of kids.
22:23Well, first, let's find you a woman
22:24you can stay with for more than two months.
22:26That's not fair.
22:27Sometimes they dump me.
22:31What is that?
22:34I believe they called that a plush.
22:41It's a nanny can.
22:46What do you think you'll find on that?
22:48Probably nothing, but it's worth a look.
22:51What?
23:06What?
23:07Hola, Héctor.
23:08Ay, Jesús mÃo.
23:09¿Qué carajo tú estás aqu�
23:11Si no respondÃa mi llamada.
23:13Tú no tienes ni idea de la mierda que me cayó encima.
23:16Desde el asesinato, me llama Medio Mundo al DÃa
23:18para clonizar el sistema de alarma.
23:19Todo en Westbound Village.
23:21Bueno, para eso que el negocio te va bien, entonces.
23:24Venga, ¿pasó algo?
23:26¿Cómo qué?
23:28Dijeron que hubo un robo, que salió mal.
23:30Yo ni he entrado a esa casa.
23:32Y obviamente yo nunca he matado a nadie.
23:34Es una locura, Héctor.
23:37¿Y a George Clooney?
23:39Claro que no.
23:40Coop tampoco fue.
23:42¿Cómo tú lo sabes?
23:43Porque yo lo conozco.
23:45¿Ten que ama con él?
23:47Santo Dios, por favor.
23:49SÃ.
23:49Bueno, lo único que sé es que no duermo
23:52pensando en las cagadas que hacen tú y ese gringo.
23:54Solo me lo he hecho y pienso
23:55si esta es la noche cuando la cagan, lo pesquen.
23:57No usted tiene que preocuparte por mÃ.
23:59SÃ, yo no estoy preocupado.
24:01No sé cómo me convenciste a meterme en esta mierda.
24:03No soy malincuente, Elena.
24:05Mira, yo entiendo tu miedo.
24:07Pero yo te aseguro, yo lo tengo controlado.
24:10Ah, me salgo.
24:12Y si fuera tú, también me saldrÃa.
24:17Chivo le debe a Feli 150 mil dólares.
24:21Mierda.
24:22Y tú lo sabÃas, carajo.
24:25No.
24:27Sube que Chivo está jangueando con esos tiros, ¿no?
24:28Nada más.
24:29Y no se te ocurrió avisarme ni nada.
24:31A ti te está yendo bien.
24:32No creÃa que te jodiera.
24:33Pero si tú me hubieras dicho, quizás yo podÃa evitarlo.
24:37Asà que es mi culpa.
24:41Vete a tu casa, Elena.
24:58Vete a tu casa, Elena.
25:17Ya, Ahi.
25:18Vamos a tener que ver con ese personaje del personaje.
25:21SÃ.
25:26Ya, estas personas.
25:28¿Tienes que se conoce mucho más que se ha dejado?
25:31No.
25:31Okay.
25:44Hey.
25:51Hey.
26:22Hey, great show.
26:24Thanks.
26:26Can I give you a ride?
26:31Yeah.
26:37How's the cake?
26:38All right.
26:39Yeah?
26:39Yeah.
27:22First of all, it was Westlake, not Byram Hill.
27:26How do you remember all this?
27:27How do you not?
27:28I remember being grounded.
27:30Oh, well, don't look at me.
27:31I didn't tell you to get caught.
27:33There was grass and mud all up in my mom's tires.
27:36Well, we're lucky your mom didn't snitch.
27:39She always thought I was a bad influence.
27:41I hate that she turned out to be right.
27:43Hey, she wasn't right.
27:45What you went through, what you're going through, it's not your fault.
27:50It's nice of you to say.
27:53And hey, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had any fun in high school.
27:57I was a boring football playing math lead.
27:59And you, you were fearless.
28:03I was unmedicated.
28:05I admired you.
28:06I still do.
28:08Is that why you're coming to my shows?
28:10To admire me?
28:11I loved seeing you up there.
28:13You look like yourself again.
28:15What does that look like?
28:19Like someone who always does the thing I want to, but can't.
29:01Oh, fuck.
29:02Oh, fuck.
29:05Oh, fuck.
29:14Shit, goddammit.
29:27Huh?
29:29Look at that.
29:31Most expensive thing they had in the gift shop.
29:32It was either this or a balloon bouquet, so...
29:42Can I get you anything?
29:44Who are those guys?
29:47I have no idea.
29:48Fuck you.
29:51Barney, come on.
29:52Believe me, I don't know who those fucking guys were.
29:54The thing is, Coop, I don't believe you.
29:58Something's been going on with you, man.
29:59I don't know what it is or why you won't tell me.
30:02But I've been trying to help you, and all you do is lie to me.
30:05Hey, look, Barney, it's not like that.
30:06You handed me a brick of cash.
30:07Barney, come on.
30:08Don't bullshit me!
30:17I'm just trying to protect you.
30:19Well, nice work.
30:23You should go.
30:24What are you talking about?
30:25I'd really appreciate it, if you left.
30:40Good morning.
30:42Dad?
30:43Mandoz?
30:44Good morning.
30:44You know, Ryan had a date last night?
30:46Oh, yeah.
30:47I had a gel.
30:49How was it?
30:51You didn't make it.
30:52It's all right, Arthur.
30:53Sometimes we gotta work late, Dad.
30:56Can we get to work, please?
30:58Mm-hmm.
31:00Hey, I made eggs.
31:02That's it.
31:02You made eggs?
31:09So, anything usable in that little dumpster dive?
31:13Yes, actually.
31:13I found the blood sample.
31:16Andrew Cooper's blood matched the trace in the ammonia at the crime scene.
31:21Say that again?
31:22Lab just called me.
31:23It was a match.
31:24And we're sitting here talking about your date?
31:26Hey, we gotta go.
31:28It's a juice.
31:29I didn't actually go on the date.
31:31Fernandez, come on.
31:46Come on.
32:13Mrs. Levitt, the guests are starting to arrive.
32:23Hi, sweetheart.
32:24I'm so sorry.
32:26I'm so terrible.
32:27I'm so terrible.
32:28Here we go.
32:29Hi.
32:34Thanks for coming.
32:48Thank you so much.
32:52Oh, honey.
32:53You're okay.
32:54Just right here.
32:55I love you.
32:57I love you.
32:58I love you.
32:58I love you.
32:59I love you.
33:00I love you.
33:00I love you.
33:01I love you.
33:01I love you.
33:02I love you.
33:04I love you.
33:09I love you.
33:13I love you.
33:17Thank God you're here.
33:18Oh.
33:20I'm so sorry, Sam.
33:21Thanks, Nick.
33:22How are you doing?
33:23I haven't started drinking yet.
33:25Oh, so you're running behind?
33:26Paul's mom came up from Florida.
33:29Either she's gone senile or he never told her we were divorcing.
33:35Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
33:37Yikes.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Well, at least I'm handling it better than some people.
33:40Oh, thank you.
33:43You're so nice.
33:44Yeah.
33:45I guess I can't blame Misty.
33:48I mean, it's a target-rich environment with a built-in spotlight.
33:51Why not shop for the next man while the dirt's still settling on your lust?
33:55You gotta admire the efficiency.
34:00You know what?
34:01I think I'm ready to start drinking.
34:03Say no more?
34:05Yeah.
34:06I gotcha.
34:10There you go.
34:34I know you're probably sleeping.
34:39I got you.
34:42I got you.
34:43I got you.
34:58No, no, no.
35:00Leave them on.
35:01I got you.
35:11I want you.
35:18I want you to spend.
35:23You're me.
35:26You're me.
35:27You're me.
35:46It was a beautiful service.
35:48Thanks.
35:50How you doing?
35:52I'm doing great, Coop.
35:55You need anything?
35:56Hey, let me know when you're ready for the hard stuff.
36:00Okay.
36:00Coop?
36:01Can I grab you later?
36:03We should talk.
36:06Great.
36:07Thank you so much.
36:08I'm coming!
36:11Oh, my God!
36:12I'm coming!
36:16Miss Cooper.
36:18Detective.
36:19Is Mr. Cooper home?
36:21No, he's not.
36:23We got a warrant to search the premises.
36:26Um, I'm not wearing any pants.
36:30I see that.
36:32And you are?
36:33Um, just a friend.
36:36Sure.
36:42Yeah.
36:43Is there anyone else in the house?
36:45No.
36:46Okay, then.
36:48Let's go!
36:49Let's go!
37:00I'm not going unless I can bring friends.
37:02Hey, Cole's sweet.
37:03We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway.
37:05I can't believe you've never been to Yankee Stadium.
37:08I'm a Met fan.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09Oh, that's not nice.
37:11Hey, fellas.
37:12Coop!
37:12Hey!
37:13Oh, man.
37:15How are you feeling?
37:17Uh, sore all over.
37:18Yeah, shit.
37:19I know the spot in the city, cryotherapy.
37:22Incredible.
37:23I'll send you the link.
37:24What is that, like ice baths?
37:25No, it's actually way better.
37:26I started doing it back in Hokkaido.
37:28The Japanese know what's up.
37:31What do these douchebags look like, anyway?
37:33They looked like two guys beating the shit out of me.
37:36You know, for the money we pay in taxes, you'd think the cops would be more on top of this.
37:40First Paul, now this.
37:42Property values are gonna get shaky.
37:43I know.
37:44Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour.
37:46It's her new thing.
37:48Anyone hear how Barney's doing?
37:49You see him, Coop?
37:50Yeah, he's hanging in there.
37:53Well, considering what happened, Samantha may not want to live in that big house anymore.
37:58Oh, you really think she'll stop?
37:59Well, that's a nice fucking house, too.
38:01I don't know, but murder homes trade for 25% below market.
38:05Maybe less.
38:06Jesus Christ.
38:07No shit.
38:08I mean, putting that whole rec room in the basement right before they split?
38:11I think I feel weird about living in a murder house.
38:14For 25% below market?
38:16You'd get over it.
38:17Hmm.
38:32McNeil, Russo, upstairs with me.
38:34We'll start in the bedroom.
38:35I just got it.
38:37Here we go.
38:39With me.
38:50Yeah, good 0.
38:57Move on.
38:58Come on.
38:59Let's be careful.
38:59gasp.
38:59Let's go.
39:01Let's go.
39:02Let's go.
39:03All right.
39:03Let's go.
39:04Let's go.
39:04Let's go.
39:13Oh, my God.
39:32You must hate me. I mean, I would hate me, too.
39:37He told me things were over between you two, and I just...
39:43I really loved him, you know?
39:46Yeah.
39:47I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together, and now he's...
39:51Yeah, that's hard.
39:53How's Henry? Can I see him?
39:56Samantha, they're almost out of profiterals.
39:59Paul would have wanted his guests to have dessert.
40:02Thanks, Pamela. I'll let them know.
40:04Pamela, it is so good to finally meet you.
40:08Oh, I loved your son so much.
40:10He'd be so happy to know that we're finally meeting.
40:13I'm sorry, dear.
40:15Who are you?
40:16Pamela, this is Misty, the woman your son was fucking before he passed.
40:51Lois, where are you?
40:53Basement.
40:54You better want to see this.
40:57Detective Lynn.
41:00What?
41:08Well, shit.
41:11Yep.
41:14Okay.
41:16Walk with me?
41:18Okay.
41:25So that detective called me?
41:27Yeah.
41:28She doesn't think it was a muggy.
41:30Yeah, I know.
41:32Who was the guy in the car coup?
41:35I have no idea.
41:37Okay.
41:38Whatever is happening with you right now seems like a really bad time to shut me out.
41:42Thanks.
41:43But I don't need you worrying about me.
41:45Your kids.
41:46Our kids.
41:47They watched their father get the shit beaten out of him.
41:50That's not trauma they're going to recover from.
41:52Okay, well, what about me?
41:53What about my trauma?
41:54Yeah, tell me.
41:56Tell me what is happening.
41:58I'm trying to be here for you, but you got to give me something.
42:02No.
42:03What?
42:04Okay.
42:07Okay.
42:08I have to take this.
42:09Yep.
42:11God.
42:16Hey, Callie, you know, this is not a great time.
42:19I didn't know what to do.
42:20They just came in.
42:21Who did?
42:22What are you talking about?
42:23Slow down.
42:23The cops, and they had a warrant, and it's like, fuck, I didn't know what to do.
42:29What about the cops?
42:30Andy.
42:32They're coming.
42:39Do you guys know Fisher?
42:41Something looks different about him.
42:43I did his chin.
42:44Oh.
42:45Oh.
42:46Nice.
42:48Hey.
42:49Uh, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?
42:50Heard about what happened.
42:51Do you know K-Coop?
42:52Yeah, I'll be fine.
42:54You did a real number on you, huh?
42:55Sure did.
42:56Yeah.
42:58Kat, uh, quick second.
43:00Sure, what's up?
43:01Not here.
43:08What is it?
43:09Uh, I need a lawyer.
43:12I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.
43:15Is that?
43:17What?
43:17It's complicated.
43:19I do this for a living.
43:21Yeah.
43:21Yeah.
43:23I was sleeping with Sam.
43:26Oh.
43:27And I got into a fairly public disagreement with Paul a few days prior to his death.
43:33Oh, Nick's party.
43:34Don mentioned something about that.
43:35So you have to be my lawyer.
43:37I'm innocent if it makes any difference.
43:39Coop, I can't take your case.
43:40Of course you can.
43:41No, no, seriously.
43:42Sam and I are friends.
43:44Well, aren't we friends?
43:45Of course.
43:46Well, then take the goddamn case.
43:47I will help you, of course.
43:49But it can't be me.
43:51Okay, call my office tomorrow.
43:52I'll connect you with Rob Barrow, a colleague of mine.
43:54No, it has to be you.
43:56Coop.
43:57You're the best there is.
43:59You have to take this case.
44:00As a friend of Sam's, it's a potential conflict of interest.
44:02Okay, Kat.
44:04I don't think I'm being clear.
44:05When I say you have to take this case, it's not me asking.
44:08I'm telling you.
44:09You're going to take my case.
44:10Because if you don't, I will tell Dom that you are fucking your daughter's boyfriend.
44:17And I don't think that's going to sit very well with Alyssa either, will it?
44:24What are you doing, Coop?
44:25What I have to.
44:29Also, I won't be able to pay your retainer up front.
44:31But you can bill me for it when this is all over.
44:33Fuck you.
44:36I'm going to take that as a yes.
44:55Let's go upstairs.
45:01Let's go upstairs.
45:02Cheers.
45:03I don't know.
45:39Andrew Cooper, you're under arrest for the murder of Paul Leavitt.
46:03I've seen the sun from here, and oh, as I fade away, they'll all look at me and say,
46:17And they'll say, hey, look at him, I'll never live that way, but that's okay, it's just a fresh change.
46:41Oh, when you feel like it's worth living, you got to stand up and take a look around,
46:48you look up way to the sky.
46:53Oh, when your deepest thoughts are broken, keep on dreaming, boy, cause when you stop dreaming,
47:01it's time to die.
47:05And if we all play myself tomorrow, I know some ways we'll walk and other ways we'll play,
47:15yeah, but I know we can't, I'll stay here forever, oh, so I want to rise.
47:32It might seem ironic, after breaking into houses every week for the past couple months,
47:36that I'd get pinched for a crime I didn't commit.
47:40But lately I'd had this sinking feeling.
47:43It's how I imagine those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008,
47:46or how Bankman Freed felt 15 years later hiding out in the Bahamas
47:49while he waited for someone to notice the $8 billion hole he had punched in the economy.
47:55Kat Resnick, I'll be representing Mr. Cooper.
48:28What you have here is a glut of circumstantial evidence
48:31to say nothing of the fact that you served a warrant to a woman who suffers from a mental illness
48:35and was thus not competent to receive it.
48:37She's not on the lease to the house, she doesn't even pay rent.
48:39We'll have this case thrown out before the weekend.
48:44We found this in Mr. Cooper's car.
48:48What's that, mine?
48:49Don't say another word.
48:56No, it's a better way
49:02That don't look at me and say
49:07I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking about the kids
49:09about Mel
49:11and about the possibility of 25 to life
49:13but the worst thing that could have possibly happened
49:16had finally happened
49:19and spending the night in that cell
49:20was the first honest thing I could remember doing in a while
49:24or maybe I was just exhausted from the effort of it all
49:26I don't know
49:30Either way
49:31that night
49:31was the first night in a long time
49:35I managed to get some sleep
50:06and the third night in a long time
50:07along with my life
50:07and with my last day
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