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04:13I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
04:15We are going to see Rick Massey Hello.
04:20You got an appointment with Massey?
04:21How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
04:22It doesn't matter.
04:23It doesn't matter.
04:23The point is, as soon as Bailey hears his name, they'll settle.
04:27The last thing Jack wants is Massey putting on a big show and rattling his investors.
04:31He will be expensive.
04:33He'll do it on contingency.
04:35He told you that?
04:35Well, not as such, but you'll convince him.
04:38It's going to take half.
04:39Probably.
04:40But that other half is a lot more than you have now.
04:42You have bills to pay, my friend.
04:44Starting with mine.
04:45Nick Brandon.
04:48Nick, hey.
04:50What's good, Barney?
04:51Just checking in on that refi for the gym.
04:53Dobbs is saying we can find the next two locations...
04:56Without liquidating any of my marketing...
04:57Yeah, hey, sorry, Nick.
04:59I'm in the car with Coop.
05:00I'm on speaker?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Hey, what's up, Coop?
05:04You guys know the women have that self-defense thing tonight.
05:06Is that tonight?
05:07That's what I'm told.
05:09We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
05:11So I'm going to get some meat and booze and have everyone over to hang.
05:14You guys in?
05:15Sounds good.
05:15Yes, sir.
05:16What about you, Coop?
05:17Hard pass, Nick.
05:19Yeah.
05:19Well, uh, the invitation stands if you change your mind.
05:23Yeah, I won't.
05:24Thanks.
05:28Well, I'm going to hang out before this gets awkward.
05:31See you tonight, Nick.
05:32All right, Barney.
05:32Uh, hit me back about the refi.
05:38What?
05:39Whatever the team, Coop.
05:40You told me there are no teams.
05:41But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
05:44Fuck, Nick.
05:45But you'll go over to his house.
05:47The man throws a good party.
05:48You should go.
05:50You shouldn't.
05:52Well, as of a few days ago, Nick is my biggest client,
05:54so my hands are tied.
05:56Wow.
05:58Shame if something happened to this car.
06:00Do not even joke about that.
06:06You can't win.
06:08I just got to say that up front.
06:09You're a smart guy, Coop.
06:10You know you can't go the distance with these guys.
06:14Well, thanks for your time.
06:15Good news is, you don't have to win.
06:17You just got to get past summary judgment.
06:19At which point, Bailey will start making offers.
06:21Then it becomes a negotiation.
06:23And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
06:25Will you do it on contingency?
06:28No.
06:29I got to charge a full freight on this one, pal.
06:31Retainers, 200K.
06:33This could take a while.
06:34What's a while?
06:35Three months?
06:36Six months?
06:36Hmm.
06:38Two.
06:38Three years.
06:39Jesus.
06:40Yeah.
06:40Southern District.
06:41It is what it is.
06:44Make sure you got the money for this fight.
06:45He does.
06:49All right.
06:50Look, I got to get back to court.
06:52Show your coffee on me, huh?
06:54So you're taking the cake?
06:56Uh, I'm gonna mull it over.
06:57Check the schedule.
06:59I'll be in touch, okay?
07:01Two to three years?
07:03He's managing expectations.
07:04I can't afford him.
07:05Look, pay the retainer and just watch the dominoes start to fall.
07:09You are being uncharacteristically optimistic.
07:11You've seen what's happening at my house.
07:14Optimism is the only option.
07:17Come on.
07:18Let's go get some real coffee.
07:20You're buying.
07:23You've got carpet moths.
07:25Carpet moths?
07:26Yeah.
07:26If they lay their eggs in your rugs, I found larva in pretty much every room here.
07:29Jesus.
07:30Well, you know, it's a good thing you called me when you did.
07:32Otherwise, you'd have colonies here.
07:34Can you get rid of them?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Take a few treatments, maybe three over the next month.
07:39It'll cost you $9,000.
07:41$9,000?
07:42Yeah.
07:43$10,500 if you want to go with the non-toxic chemicals.
07:45And I'll have to take that wall in the back of your closet down and that one at a minimum.
07:50Are you serious?
07:51Yeah.
07:51I mean, look, they're in there and they're spreading.
07:53First generation, best I can tell.
07:55But if you don't get rid of them now, you're going to have colonies behind every wall in
07:58here and you'll never get rid of them.
08:00When can't you start?
08:02I can have a crew here in a couple of days.
08:19Thanks for the ride, Barney.
08:21My pleasure.
08:28Hey, Scoop.
08:30Come to Nick's tonight.
08:33Come on, you can stand and have a little fun.
08:35It's been over a year.
08:36Maybe it's time to let this one go.
08:38He slept with my wife.
08:41That's true, but it's a little reductive, isn't it?
08:44I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
08:46He fucked up.
08:47She fucked up.
08:48But maybe you fucked up too, right?
08:51A little bit.
08:52Marriages are complicated.
08:54So you're saying it's my fault?
08:55I'm saying it doesn't matter whose fault it is.
08:58We're all going to be here for the foreseeable future.
09:01Do yourself a favor and get over it.
09:03Would you?
09:05I would pretend to.
09:07Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
09:10Okay, fair enough.
09:11I'll see you later, Barney.
09:13See you, Coop.
09:22Oh, my gosh.
09:24She's so sweet.
09:28She looks like an angel.
09:33Oh, hey, Andy.
09:35Your friend is here.
09:36Hello, Coop.
09:39What are you doing here?
09:40I was in the neighborhood.
09:42In this neighborhood?
09:44Figured I'd stop by.
09:45See if you still wanted to do business.
09:52Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:56It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:58You too, Allie.
10:00Break a leg tonight.
10:07Nice girl, your sister.
10:08What are you doing in my house?
10:09I came for the watch.
10:11Thought she said you couldn't move it.
10:12I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:15So I looked into you.
10:16You looked into me.
10:17Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:21suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:23You could have sold your Maserati,
10:25but what would the neighbors think
10:27if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-Class?
10:30So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:35You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:37The Richan Neal watch.
10:39It isn't yours,
10:40but it came from this neighborhood.
10:42Bradley Sperling,
10:44couple of streets over from here.
10:47It took me one phone call
10:49to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:51find out who bought it,
10:53and where they live.
10:54Nothing so dangerous as someone
10:56who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:58Am I right?
10:59But what you do know
11:00is I know where you live.
11:03I know where your family lives.
11:07Are you threatening me?
11:09Don't think of it as a threat.
11:11It's more of a contract, really,
11:14that says if you get caught,
11:17you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:19and if you do,
11:20there will be penalties.
11:23Honor among thieves.
11:25Not a thief?
11:27I don't know what you are yet.
11:30I think maybe you don't either.
11:39Now, why don't you go get that watch?
12:09I can't talk to you.
12:11Why do you keep sending me a voicemail?
12:12It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:14Is it?
12:15Which I'm gonna do now.
12:16Jack's gonna ask you
12:17to come to his office tomorrow.
12:18He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:21Shit.
12:21Coop.
12:22Jack fucked me, Liv.
12:23You know he did.
12:24Massey will drag me into it.
12:27My name will be in the papers.
12:28I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:29but you will be deposed.
12:30I'll be the whore in the story.
12:32Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:33And you're telling me not to.
12:34I'm asking you
12:36to do what's right.
12:38He took everything from me, Liv.
12:40And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:42This isn't about you.
12:43Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:46I'm hanging up now.
12:47Liv, please.
12:52Hi, guys.
12:53Hey, Dad.
12:55Hey, Dad.
12:55How was school?
12:56Same old, same old.
12:57Smells good.
12:58Yeah, I'm making pasta.
13:00Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
13:02I thought I texted you.
13:04No, you...
13:06Oh, you did.
13:08Okay.
13:08I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:10Oh, she's taking me to Scott
13:12so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:14Who's Scott?
13:15McGregor.
13:17We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:19You don't remember?
13:20Okay.
13:21Right.
13:22So, no dinner?
13:23All right, kid.
13:24Let's go.
13:24I think leftovers later.
13:26Whoa, hold on.
13:27When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:29By 11 or 12?
13:31Yeah, soon.
13:32You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:35Oh, that's true.
13:37We do.
13:37Yeah, he's right.
13:38Solid parenting, Dad.
13:39Come on.
13:50Jesus.
13:51Hey.
13:53I didn't know you were still here.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56Sit down.
13:57Have a drink.
13:57Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
14:00Can't.
14:01I got a gig.
14:02Again?
14:03Don't I feel surprised?
14:05Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:07I'll come listen.
14:08Mm-mm.
14:09I'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:13Okay.
14:15Where are the kids?
14:16Oh, blowing me off.
14:17Ugh.
14:18I'm sorry, Andy.
14:19I wish I could stay.
14:20I'm fine.
14:21Please.
14:22Do your thing.
14:23Oh, God.
14:23I hate to leave you like this.
14:25Like what?
14:26I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:31It's very exciting.
14:33Okay.
14:34Well, I'll see you later.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Break a leg.
14:40You look very nice.
14:40Thank you very much.
14:50Hey.
14:51Hey.
14:52House is empty.
14:53You want to come over?
14:54I can.
14:54I've got that self-defense thing.
14:56Jesus.
14:56You too?
14:57A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:59Against who, exactly?
15:01No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:05Hey, I got to go.
15:07Call me later?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:19Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:23to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:25Fuck it.
15:26Fuck it.
15:29So you saw it, right?
15:31Did you go?
15:32Hi.
15:35Hi.
15:36Hi, girl.
15:38Great turnout.
15:39Who knew?
15:40Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:44Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:45Really?
15:46I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:48Oh, whatever.
15:49Um, those are pot brownies.
15:51I'd wait till later.
15:53Are they gluten-free?
15:55Obviously.
15:56Well, okay then.
15:59Okay, ladies.
16:01Who wants to get raped?
16:06That is the right answer.
16:08So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:15All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:19getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:25Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:31Dom was a professional chef.
16:32And the meals were always first rate.
16:37Front door open.
16:42Secure.
16:43Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:47At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:52She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:55And that...
16:57That was not dumb.
17:19Oh, God.
17:21Oh, God.
17:21Oh, God.
17:39The kid was Blake Farkas, a year ahead of Tori and from what I could recall dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
18:02Domaine Dauvenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage, the brainchild of Lalou Bizet-le-Roy, a.k.a. the Queen
18:15Burgundy.
18:16A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain as living beings with their
18:21own personalities.
18:23This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:29enophiles?
18:30Which is why they're more than happy to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
18:35At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:39here.
19:12Oh, my God.
19:19Cole!
19:23Yes?
19:24Cole, where the hell are you?
19:26Out.
19:27Everyone's in next.
19:28You gotta come over.
19:29We talked about this.
19:31Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
19:33Like, just, just come on.
19:35What are you gonna do?
19:36You gonna go home and throw yourself...
19:37Another pity party in your empty house?
19:39I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:41Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:43Come over.
19:44Come over.
19:44Oh!
19:45Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:46Oh!
19:47Oh!
19:47Oh!
19:47Oh!
19:48There's no way in hell I'm coming over there.
19:52Mr. Cooper.
19:53Elena.
19:55Surprised to see me?
19:56Yes.
19:58Uh, sorry.
19:59I mean, no.
20:00I didn't know you were coming.
20:01They're downstairs.
20:04Great.
20:05Thanks.
20:06Thanks.
20:30Get one of these now.
20:32Because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:35I shit you not.
20:37Yeah.
20:39I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:42It's eco-friendly.
20:43We'll take your temperature, check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you go.
20:47Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:50It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results right
20:57to your doctor.
20:58So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
21:01I got nothing to hide.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03I do.
21:03I partnered with Luxos MT.
21:05These are going retail for 30 grand, and I'm in for 20% when I'll spend on a dime.
21:10I'm telling you, man, this, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:14For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:17I didn't give you a head.
21:17Oh, Cass is not doing that for you?
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:25Hey.
21:26Hey, cool.
21:27Cool.
21:27What's up, man?
21:29You made it.
21:31It means a lot that you're here, really.
21:34Don't make a big deal about it.
21:35Yeah, no, no.
21:38Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:41It's all right.
21:41I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:43All right.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Glad you came.
21:48Captain Kirk's toilet.
21:50This is a nice development.
21:52It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:55I'm not letting anything go.
21:56That fucking guy took my wife.
21:58I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
22:00That's the spirit.
22:01Jesus, how drunk are you?
22:03Well, let's see.
22:05I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation.
22:07My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:10and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:15I won't pay his bills.
22:16So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:21Question is, why are you not?
22:24You make a good point.
22:35What the fuck is this?
22:37Your life is in danger.
22:40Right?
22:41Yeah.
22:42Right.
22:43So.
22:44Oh!
22:46Right.
22:47You strike the throat.
22:49It's a one-two.
22:50You got it?
22:50Yeah.
22:52You.
22:52Up here.
22:53Me?
22:54Yeah, come on.
22:54Oh!
22:58Come on, come on, come on, come on.
23:03Do it.
23:04Come on, choke up.
23:05Oh.
23:12Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Okay.
23:16You, uh...
23:17Oh, break.
23:18Break.
23:19Break.
23:20How?
23:20Oh, see.
23:21Okay.
23:22Knee.
23:23And straight?
23:24Hold on.
23:25Do it again.
23:26Sorry, is this okay?
23:27Come on, come on.
23:28Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:29Like you mean it.
23:31All right.
23:31Now, she is going to take away everything you care about.
23:34Everything you love.
23:36Now, what are you going to do?
23:43Hunter.
23:44Yo, Hunter.
23:45Hunter.
23:47Yeah?
23:48Yeah?
23:48Come here.
23:51Yeah, uh, this is Hunter.
23:52He's our drummer.
23:53He's a madman.
23:56You gotta hear his groove.
23:57What school do you go to?
23:59What?
24:00What school do you go to?
24:03Oh, Mayfield.
24:04Same as you.
24:05Really?
24:07Sorry.
24:08It's okay.
24:09I'm a great boy.
24:10You, anyway.
24:11Well, keep an eye out, dude.
24:15Mushrooms.
24:16You want?
24:18No, no, I'm good.
24:20It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:23Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:29Fuck it.
24:30All right.
24:36Come on, it'll be cool.
24:39I've got to introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:42He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:45Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:47Guy's an artist.
24:47I'm sure he can't.
24:49Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:53Every time someone poured you a drink, they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:57Then someone else would inevitably chime in about some great bottle they once had that you couldn't get anymore and
25:01blah, blah, blah.
25:03I think at some point, it just started to dawn on everyone that this was it.
25:08These houses, these wives, these jobs, this would be the sum total of their lives.
25:12Their futures were already written.
25:14And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:17Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs, high-end escorts, entire industries built to cash in on the quiet desperation.
25:25Of rich, middle-aged men.
25:37Who?
25:39Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:44Yeah.
25:45I've been developing my own thing with this family office out of Dubai.
25:49That's a big move.
25:50Congrats, Cook.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Thanks.
25:52You investing it yet?
25:54Doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
25:56We should talk.
25:56Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:59What about my investments at Bailey's?
26:00Should I be getting out?
26:02I would.
26:02No.
26:04No.
26:05No.
26:13Let's go!
26:21You don't know how you move me, deconstruct me, and consume me.
26:31I'm all used up and out of luck.
26:35I am so struck by something in your eyes that is keeping my hope alive.
26:44But I'm sick of myself when I look at you.
26:49Something so beautiful and true.
26:52The world that's ugly and I'm alive.
26:56Hard to leave and I want you to try.
27:00I'm the good in the day.
27:03I'm the good in the day.
27:05I'm the good in the day.
27:06I'm the good in the day.
27:08I'm the good in the day.
27:10I'm the good in the day.
27:12I'm the good in the day.
27:35Hunter, what the fuck, dude?
27:40I'm on.
27:41I'm on.
27:49I don't know.
28:12I don't know.
28:42Do it.
28:43Hit it.
28:44Come on.
28:47Better.
28:48Better.
28:48Yes.
28:50Yes.
28:51Yes.
28:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:55Yes.
29:02I can rest all the pain, keep it deep inside.
29:09I can grasp all things, but I need some time. If the grass grows greener on the other side, if
29:25you want, I'll be waiting, but I need some time.
29:31Give me two more days. I love you.
29:42Hey. That was really great. Thanks. Can I buy you a drink? I drink for free. I'm part of the
29:50deal. Okay, well, can I buy myself a drink and keep you company? I'm Tom, by the way.
29:57Oh, you seem like a good guy, Tom, and with exceptional shoulders, but I'm going to level with you. I'm
30:04a bad bet.
30:05That's cool. I know where all the exits are.
30:10Hang on. Hey, kid. What's up?
30:14Wait, no, no, no, wait. Slow down. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. Where are you?
30:31Hey, man. You know where Hunter is?
30:34Huh?
30:37Don't do drugs.
30:42Come on, man. I gotta pee. What's up?
30:44I gotta pee.
30:46I gotta pee.
30:51Lintzer! Come on, Allie.
31:11Hey, Nan.
31:13You got room for one more?
31:27more fancy what'd you take standing a cap oh wow you still tripping that depends you're sitting in
31:43the bathtub nobody ever sees me no I don't know why I guess that's just how I am I've gotten
32:00used to
32:00it but today with the band they finally saw me and it felt good and then that I blew it
32:13I get it
32:15I have been there I'm still there kind of live there actually we're a lot alike when it comes
32:26to that we're afraid to be seen but it doesn't mean we don't want to be or need to be
32:31maybe that's why
32:33we're musicians it's a chance to be seen I will cut a bitch fuck off anyway in this particular case
32:46I
32:47don't think you have to worry about anything because whatever happened out there those kids
32:51are so damn stoned they won't remember tomorrow you think so yeah you ready to go home yeah okay
33:04well um you're gonna have to get up first because I'm gonna need your help getting out of this thing
33:17I would never hire a housekeeper that good looking I mean Nick's gotta be banging her I would yeah I
33:25know
33:25who knew it would she touche that's some serious hardware check it out there you go look at that
33:38baby you can hold it you just can't put it with your finger why not because you didn't win a
33:43fucking championship now did you Peter damn Paul she's something else she's not bad huh oh yeah
34:05it's just a waitress at one of your restaurants uh it's always good to have a bullpen
34:10are you dumb all those young waitresses chef must get first pick come on not worth the fallout no
34:18cat and I've got something pretty great
34:20I really need to get divorced hey how's that going with Sam by the way you guys gonna be able
34:31to avoid
34:31all legal things not likely she's bitter and jealous and greedy as fuck that bitch is trying to clean me
34:39out I made her a generous offer but her bullshit attorneys convinced her she deserves a bigger
34:43slice of the pie tell you what she's not gonna get it Jesus Paul give it a rest what's your
34:50problem
34:50Coop she's the mother of your children why you got to talk like that I guess we're just built
34:53different Nick there's fucking the mother of your children and you brought him a fancy bottle of wine
34:57just keep it civil that chiseling whore is trying to clean me out would you fall I don't know
35:04if Sam let your fat ass fuck her with that tiny sad little dick of yours maybe she deserves
35:08mother fucker
35:22okay okay everyone now it's a party
35:25you know what a thousand bucks to anyone who can score on me yeah yeah who's feeling lucky
35:36you know the definition of a baller that's me c-h-i-n-t tell them why let me explain
35:45to you
36:06girl I know you do the nasty I can tell when you're when you walk past me and you're kinda
36:12looking flashy
36:13or a thing on your mind just ask me I know my air related to the waski
36:18wabbits carrots all in it jazzy it's a habit oh oh where's my cash outside I got a vans and
36:25jay
36:26hopefully like me
36:27come on man come on man
36:32tonight access denied
36:34not today motherfuckers not ever not in my house
36:39all right who's next jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry okay okay enough of that jerry you played d1 didn't you
36:49sure did okay hope you brought your a game
36:52all right hundred bucks on jerry 10-1 who's got it i'll take that action
36:56oh man
36:58come on jerry
36:59oh my god
37:00come on
37:01all right
37:01oh you gonna post me up here is that the plan
37:03come on jerry jerry
37:04what do you think is a pickup game of the life
37:05give me that
37:06cookies
37:08come on man
37:08give me that
37:10cookies
37:12give me that
37:12give me that
37:14give me that jerry
37:15yeah i'll play defense too
37:16alright
37:17this is what the people want
37:18come on jerry
37:19come on jerry
37:20there he is
37:21this is what the people want
37:24oh fuck
37:25oh shit
37:26oh fuck
37:28oh no no no no
37:29god damn it
37:29oh shit
37:31oh shit
37:31i'm sorry jerry hold on let me just check it
37:33oh fuck
37:34oh fuck
37:35oh
37:36hey call 911
37:38this is bad
37:39can i walk it off man
37:40fuck
37:40shit i'm sorry jerry
37:42damn it
37:42it's all right
37:43oh i hate seeing shit like this
37:45don't touch
38:00i can handle paul fucking someone half his age i mean it's shitty and cliche and pathetic but he's enough
38:08of a narcissist to believe some young thing pretending to be attracted to him but it's the recklessness of it
38:14i think that's what pisses me off
38:17i'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes
38:18the wizard has herpes
38:21no i have no idea i'm just saying theoretically
38:24theoretically
38:24theoretical herpes
38:25um
38:27anyone can see this girl is just a band-aid
38:30i mean one day soon he's gonna wake up
38:32he's gonna look in the mirror and he's gonna realize that whatever his damage is it's still there
38:39and also after cheating on me god knows how many times he's lawyering up as if i'm the one who
38:45committed the crime
38:49i guess i have it easier with coop
38:52well yeah it's not really the same i mean you're the paul in your equation right
38:57what
38:57no i'm sorry i'm not trying to say that you're like paul
39:01i just meant that you're the one who had the affair
39:03i mean not that i'm judging you
39:04i mean far from it
39:07i'm gonna stop talking now
39:08oh my god i'm paul
39:09no you're not paul
39:11no you're right i am the one who cheated
39:16but that was after years
39:19years
39:21of just trying to get coop to
39:24pay attention
39:25to us
39:29to me
39:34no matter what i tried the
39:36the
39:37chasm between us got wider and wider and at a certain point there was nothing i could do
39:43so you fucked one of his best friends
39:46i'm sorry
39:47wow
39:48i'm sorry it's the brownies
39:50it's the brownies
39:51it's not because i beat the shit out of you just now
39:54what
39:55oh my god that is so cute that that's what you think happened that's really delusional
39:58if they hadn't stopped me
39:59you're so crazy
39:59i would have pushed you right through that wall
40:01you're so crazy i could kick your tight little ivy league ass so fucking fast
40:05are you kidding me what
40:06look at my
40:07look at what
40:07what guns
40:08that is
40:09there's nothing
40:11look at it
40:12feel it
40:13feel it
40:14what is this
40:14can i just do this
40:15ow ow
40:16ow
40:16oh my god
40:17yeah
40:17hey
40:18okay mel
40:18ow
40:20ow
40:20ow
40:20ow
40:20ow
40:21ow
40:21ow
40:21ow
40:21ow
40:21ow
40:22ow
40:22ow
40:22ow
40:23ow
40:24ow
40:25ow
40:25ow
40:26ow
40:26ow
40:28ow
40:28ow
40:29ow
40:30ow
40:30ow
40:31no
40:32come on
40:33tap out
40:35that's not how tapping out works
40:37ow
40:39ow
40:39ow
40:40ow
40:40ow
40:41ow
40:41ow
40:42ow
40:42ow
40:42ow
40:42ow
40:43ow
40:43ow
40:43ow
40:44ow
40:45ow
40:47ow
40:53i started disappearing
40:56becoming like one small part of his life instead of the thing that mattered most
41:02it was like he only had so much space in him and i just wanted too much of it
41:08i don't think poop has that space in him
41:15maybe he did once but not anymore
41:20you have a lot of pent-up aggression you really need to get laid soon
41:26yeah i know
41:30all right i gotta go
41:35yeah me too
41:43do you want to talk about the bag of cash nope
41:50you ever look at something you've been staring at for so long
41:55you suddenly realize you stopped seeing it a long time ago
42:00what are we talking about
42:03my life
42:09oh shit
42:15fuck barney
42:19i am so sorry
42:21that's a prototype
42:22i am so sorry
42:26if you're in the market for metaphors
42:29look no further than a man vomiting into a thirty thousand dollar toilet
42:33that isn't connected to any plumbing
42:39though once you get into a certain frame of mind
42:41everything in this town is a fucking metaphor
42:45which can make it really hard to figure out what if anything is real
42:49you are
43:03and i am so sorry
43:17Have a good day.
43:22Hey, Hunter.
43:50Hey, you.
43:51Hey.
43:52I stopped by your house.
43:54Saw Allie. She said you'd be out here.
43:56She's living with you now?
43:58Yeah, she's going through some stuff. I didn't want her to be alone.
44:01That's a lot to take on.
44:03Well, I'm all she has.
44:06She has me too, Coop. I hope you know that.
44:12Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
44:14Yeah, I'm, uh, starting with a new fund out of the UAE.
44:18Less oversight, better upside.
44:20Just like that?
44:21Time for a change.
44:22You were Bailey for a long time.
44:24Yeah, well, you were with me for a long time, weren't you?
44:26Okay, Coop.
44:27Don't worry, you'll get your checks.
44:29Oh, fuck you.
44:30What do you want from me, huh?
44:32What?
44:33Tell me.
44:34You've just become impossible to talk to.
44:36Yeah, here you are, still trying to do it.
44:41I've been thinking about getting a professional coach for Tori.
44:44It's about a thousand a week.
44:45I just want to jump in a fight.
44:47I am her coach.
44:48And she works here with Eddie.
44:50I know.
44:50I'm talking about a professional.
44:52You're talking about one of Nick's guys, huh?
44:53This isn't about Nick.
44:54This is about what's best for Tori.
44:56The next few months are critical, and you know how badly she wants a chance to play for Princeton.
44:59She doesn't need a professional coach.
45:02At the very least, she needs someone who shows up.
45:04I show up.
45:05No, Coop.
45:05You come around just enough to convince yourself that you do.
45:09Okay, we're not having this fucking conversation again and again and again.
45:12You damn well better show up for her.
45:15You understand?
45:16Anything else?
45:42You got a lot of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
45:44Why would a thief take only the one?
45:47That one alone is worth 225 grand.
45:51So, the thief didn't want to be greedy.
45:54The fact that the other watches are here makes me wonder if you might have misplaced it.
46:00Who misplaces a watch?
46:01It's that expensive.
46:02I don't know.
46:04Maybe the same person who buys one.
46:06What?
46:08You got a picture of that watch?
46:10Yes.
46:10And ownership papers.
46:12I'll be right back.
46:17You got a beef with this guy?
46:19Just trying to help him find his watch.
46:20You think we're actually gonna find it?
46:21I don't know.
46:22But we're gonna make it a priority.
46:25Really?
46:26No.
46:26Not really.
46:49Okay.
46:50Okay.
46:50Okay.
46:51We were trying to get the fictioner, slotted in position.
46:54Only a centimeter in.
46:56Don't force it.
46:58The wreck may as well be a pin break.
47:01Now we're gonna introduce our voltage.
47:06and if that doesn't work there's always brute force
47:18my shrink would have had a field day unpacking the fact that i was stealing from the guy who
47:23slept with my wife but i didn't have a shrink what i did have was a youtube tutorial
47:32nick championship ring and the notion that all things considered i was getting pretty good at this
47:44or not
48:07so
48:13so
48:18so
48:23so
48:24so
48:29so
48:34so
48:36so
48:37so
48:45so
48:49so
48:55so
48:58so
49:03so
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49:05so
49:08so
49:09so
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