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The Outside Story [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:27Does he think I'm going to come running
00:00:28every time he snaps his fingers,
00:00:31like that little toy soldier of yours?
00:00:38Yes, it does seem strange.
00:00:40That's sure.
00:00:41But it's nice and solid.
00:00:46Well, I don't know about you, fellas,
00:00:48but I'd like to see Venus.
00:00:49Open number three and hit the beat.
00:00:52I'm going to shoot some game melodical.
00:00:58Venus, are you divine?
00:01:00Oui, monsieur.
00:01:01I just bet.
00:01:07And as for Ben,
00:01:09you'll have to track him down for me, won't you?
00:01:14He's a wild, too.
00:01:16Bad one.
00:01:17And the golden horse.
00:01:49So, that's it?
00:01:51You're just going to lie there?
00:01:54What should I be doing?
00:01:55I don't know, Charles.
00:01:56If it's really over,
00:01:57you should just get back out there.
00:01:59What are you talking about?
00:02:00I am getting back out there.
00:02:02You guys were so cute together.
00:02:05Can't there be some hope?
00:02:06No, because we're not doing hope today.
00:02:08All we're doing is packing her heavy-ass boxes,
00:02:11her heavy-ass law books,
00:02:13and her vinyl,
00:02:14and so many clothes.
00:02:18That's sad.
00:02:20Thanks.
00:02:22You're not going to tell me what went down?
00:02:24It's too long a story.
00:02:26But I am moving her car for her
00:02:28to prove I'm not such a monster.
00:02:29And I...
00:02:30Ayo!
00:02:31Oh, way too good to be true.
00:02:33It could be laundry day.
00:02:36So, you still just freelancing?
00:02:38Or what's up with your documentary?
00:02:41Nothing.
00:02:48God, you hear that?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm sure his neighbors are fighting again.
00:02:53What's their deal?
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:54I mean, I think they got a kid.
00:02:56You don't know if your upstairs neighbors have a kid?
00:02:59Come on, dude.
00:02:59I think that's probably a sign
00:03:00you need to get out of your apartment.
00:03:02You know, for once.
00:03:05Yeah, I think I'm going to stay inside and feel sorry for myself all day.
00:03:12Plus, I have a deadline.
00:03:14And I'm waiting on EPS.
00:03:16And, and...
00:03:18I don't know if I were to fool.
00:03:20So now.
00:03:23So many excuses.
00:03:25You need to stop being such a shut-in.
00:03:27Yeah, whatever.
00:03:30Who's that?
00:03:31I guess it's an emergency at the hospital.
00:03:33You should probably go.
00:03:34You should too.
00:03:36Seriously, go get some air, dude.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:39Duty calls.
00:03:40Yep.
00:03:41Yep.
00:03:42Me too.
00:03:42Uh, I'll call you back.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:03:43Bye, Charlie.
00:04:15hey hey here you go number eight extra guac horchata 15 bucks it went up yeah man avocados
00:04:24and blame the cartels oh cartels okay
00:04:30it's all i got man what about the lady who lives here we broke up it's too bad she used
00:04:37to tip i
00:04:38tip i just my heart's broken right now man and i must have spaced when i was getting cash so
00:04:44i'll
00:04:44make it up to you next time well what if it's not me next time what if it's the other
00:04:47guy i'll tell
00:04:49him to hook you up he's gonna keep it okay he's a dick excuse me please yes sir hey look
00:04:57i'm good
00:04:58for it man i'm i'll make it up to you i'm seriously i don't make a living wage how do
00:05:04you afford to
00:05:05live here sir damn it hey uh it's andre sticking your delivery guy not intentionally that's the tip
00:05:14good one my girlfriend and i we broke up so i didn't she left you she did but it was
00:05:21more mutual
00:05:22i asked her to leave so no shame she always signed for my packages and she seemed so fun
00:05:28i get it she was amazing yeah she was and she was very cute and uh oh well i gotta
00:05:36get these
00:05:36oysters on ice oh uh hey andre what is your favorite gardner st james movie oh the funny one with
00:05:48the
00:05:48you lousy bandit yeah that's it why is he uh no no not yet but uh that's a good one
00:05:55though
00:05:57lousy bandit
00:06:18lousy bandit
00:06:21hey hey man hey
00:06:24Hey, hey, hey, man, look, hey, I got a tip.
00:06:27Hey, come on, dude, I got a tip.
00:06:32Boom.
00:06:33All right, okay.
00:06:35Actually, can I get a dollar back from that?
00:06:38It's 25% tip, man, for a delivery, come on.
00:06:41Enjoy your dollar.
00:06:42Thank you, I will.
00:06:47Appreciate it.
00:06:48Yeah, okay.
00:07:07It's just right upstairs.
00:07:12He says, you have a beautiful city.
00:07:16It's lovely.
00:07:17It's our first time.
00:07:19Ah, okay.
00:07:21Ciao.
00:07:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on, man, come on.
00:07:51Yep, no, okay, okay.
00:07:57All right.
00:08:03Hey, hey, you got Neil.
00:08:06Hey, Neil, it's Charles.
00:08:08Um, I kind of did a stupid thing.
00:08:12I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:08:14So, if you happen to have a set of spare keys that I hope, I hope I gave you, can
00:08:21you please
00:08:22call me back and let me know?
00:08:23Because I am locked out of my apartment.
00:08:24I repeat, I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:08:27Man down.
00:08:28Call me back.
00:08:39Oh, God.
00:08:41The video.
00:08:44Almost.
00:08:45Smiley face?
00:08:55Hey, leave a message for Tony, and if you're calling for go-go-go-gee energy juice, that
00:08:59is, uh, no longer a thing.
00:09:01Hey, Mr. Carabaggio.
00:09:03This is Charles.
00:09:05Hey, uh, I'm in apartment two.
00:09:06Look, I'm sorry to bother you, but, uh, locked myself out of my apartment by mistake.
00:09:11Um, and, um, just wondering if you were in the neighborhood, if you could come by and
00:09:16let me in.
00:09:17This is Charles.
00:09:25Yeah, I locked myself out.
00:09:27Sucks.
00:09:53Yes?
00:09:54Andre, hey, uh, it's Charles from two floors down.
00:09:57Who?
00:09:58Your fellow building inhabitant, Charles?
00:10:03Isha's ex?
00:10:04Look, I locked myself out.
00:10:06I was wondering if I could come up to your apartment and, um, climb out on your fire escape
00:10:11and go down and see if my window is open.
00:10:14Right now?
00:10:15Yeah, I, uh, really need to get back in, so.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:22Thank-thank you.
00:10:33Perfect.
00:10:37What now?
00:10:38Yeah, I have to be buzzed in, so, that...
00:10:58Thank you so much.
00:11:00Andre, I'm sorry to bother you, and I hope that I'm not interrupting anything.
00:11:08Hey, guys.
00:11:10Hi.
00:11:12Charles, this is Soren and Sylvia Thorin from Oslo.
00:11:16Sore, Syl, this is Charles from, uh, downstairs.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:21I'm Sylvia's.
00:11:22I'm-I'm Charles.
00:11:24I am Char-I'm Charles.
00:11:29Yes, we're in a relationship.
00:11:32Swingers?
00:11:33If you want to phrase it inelegantly, sure.
00:11:36I'm sorry, that's right.
00:11:36That is my bad.
00:11:37And you're locked out, Mr. Charles?
00:11:39Yeah, I grabbed the wrong keys.
00:11:41I grabbed my girlfriend's car keys, so...
00:11:44And where is she?
00:11:45Uh, we broke up.
00:11:47Um, so I'm just moving her car until, um...
00:11:51I don't know what...
00:11:53Would you like to have some wine with us?
00:11:55An oyster?
00:11:56They are beausoleil.
00:11:57Oh, well, if you...
00:11:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:12:00Charles is eager to get back inside.
00:12:02I'll show you the fire escape.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:07Beautiful.
00:12:08This is...
00:12:09Okay, uh, I'm gonna go.
00:12:11It was nice to meet you.
00:12:12Tildin' Helsa.
00:12:13Oh, what is...
00:12:14Oh, yeah, okay.
00:12:17It's a swing.
00:12:19Around that.
00:12:20Um, I hate you, bye.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24Uh, uh...
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28Oh.
00:12:30Oh.
00:12:31Uh.
00:12:31Ha, ha.
00:12:32Oh.
00:12:34Uh.
00:12:35Wow.
00:12:37This is, uh...
00:12:39This is high up.
00:12:40Yes, it is.
00:12:41Bye.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:49Uh.
00:12:51It's okay.
00:12:53I hate my life.
00:12:55This is...
00:12:56This is my life now.
00:12:59Sturdy.
00:12:59Sturdy, sturdy, sturdy for an escape.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:06Oh, God.
00:13:08It's okay.
00:13:09I just wanna be inside.
00:13:17Okay.
00:13:19That's not weird.
00:13:20Waiting for the child through a window.
00:13:22Fire escape.
00:13:24Oh, great.
00:13:48I think I'm gonna put this glass.
00:13:54Okay.
00:13:55This one is cold out.
00:13:56I think I'm gonna put this glass.
00:13:56Hey, you.
00:13:58You on the fire escape.
00:14:00What are you doing?
00:14:02I locked...
00:14:03I locked myself out of my apartment.
00:14:06This is my apartment.
00:14:08You locked yourself out on the fire escape?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12No.
00:14:13Uh, just the door.
00:14:15This door?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16Well, yeah.
00:14:16That one and my apartment.
00:14:18See, I...
00:14:19I ordered food from Burrito Town.
00:14:21He wanted a tip because I don't get a tip.
00:14:23Ran up.
00:14:24Then ran out.
00:14:25Gave him a tip.
00:14:25Came back.
00:14:26Left the keys.
00:14:27Locked out.
00:14:27So, I went up to my neighbor.
00:14:29Wow.
00:14:29Used fire escape to come down to see if my window was open and it wasn't.
00:14:32So, I'm out on the fire escape.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35I'm gonna need to see somebody, D.
00:14:37My license is in my apartment.
00:14:40All right.
00:14:40I need you to come down here.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:43Hold on.
00:14:44I'll be right down.
00:14:47Come down here.
00:14:49Yeah, but I have to go up and come down.
00:14:50So, you know, I'll just...
00:14:52I'll be right there.
00:14:59I'm so sorry.
00:15:02Ha, ha, ha.
00:15:03See this?
00:15:03This is my neighbor.
00:15:06Does your neighbor have ID?
00:15:13Do you know this man?
00:15:14Well, I wouldn't say I know him.
00:15:16His name is Charles.
00:15:17He lives below me on the second floor and...
00:15:19Hey, that is my car.
00:15:21Oh, for the...
00:15:22Come on.
00:15:23What time is it?
00:15:25It's not even 11.35.
00:15:27The sign says 11.30.
00:15:28Oh, my God.
00:15:30Are we done here?
00:15:32Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Stay off the fire escapes.
00:15:38Got it?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39Yes, ma'am.
00:15:40Sorry.
00:15:41Ma'am?
00:15:42I'm younger than you, sir.
00:15:44Sorry about that, too.
00:15:45No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't, don't, no, wait, I'm moving it.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:47I'm moving it right now.
00:15:48This is yours?
00:15:49Look.
00:15:49Oh, this is yours?
00:15:50Yes, this is mine.
00:15:50Okay, then you will be receiving the parking ticket.
00:15:52No, why don't you just not do that, and then we can just all have a good day.
00:15:55You tell me not to do my job.
00:15:56Oh, don't tell me not to do my job.
00:15:58Your job is to live it before the...
00:16:00You're a fascist.
00:16:24What's up with your AI documentary?
00:16:26I feel like you've been working on it for, like, forever.
00:16:28Yeah.
00:16:29It's five years, actually, so I had to shut it down, but...
00:16:33Hey, I need a refill.
00:16:34You guys good?
00:16:35I'll be right back.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:38This is my shirt.
00:16:42The open bar's over at 11, so we got a jet if you want to make it.
00:16:45Yeah, well, I'm tired of party hopping, and I'm tired of this.
00:16:48You sure?
00:16:49I'm going to call the lift.
00:16:52Okay, well, why don't you go?
00:16:54Go without it.
00:16:55I'm tired.
00:17:17I'm so over this.
00:17:20Over what?
00:17:21All of this.
00:17:22Me too.
00:17:23I just want to, like, do nothing.
00:17:27I need to recharge.
00:17:29I was thinking the exact same thing before you walked over here.
00:17:34We're stuck in you.
00:17:36Huh.
00:17:37Maybe I need a collaborator.
00:17:38Collaborator?
00:17:39Mm-hmm.
00:17:43I don't know, just...
00:17:44Let's see.
00:17:47Hold on, close it.
00:17:49Looks like it's me.
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:52You found him.
00:17:54You mind?
00:17:55One second.
00:17:56Just...
00:17:57One second, okay?
00:18:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:18:05Neil!
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:13Oh, my God, man.
00:18:15Thank you for coming.
00:18:16Of course, of course.
00:18:16Hey, buddy.
00:18:18I got a deadline.
00:18:21What's...
00:18:21Man, I got a cat.
00:18:23Oh, that's cool.
00:18:24I'm allergic, man.
00:18:25You got my keys?
00:18:25Well, I'm pretty sure I put them in my key drawer, but I don't know which they are.
00:18:32Why do you have so many keys?
00:18:34It does seem like a lot.
00:18:37Is that a...
00:18:38Thanks a lot, Andre.
00:18:41My friend, he has my extra keys, I hope.
00:18:53Oh, wait.
00:18:55This is for the bathroom at the office.
00:18:58Try...
00:18:59This one.
00:19:00Yes!
00:19:00Good night.
00:19:02Can you, uh...
00:19:03With that, can that...
00:19:04Come on, Cosmo.
00:19:05Up you go, people.
00:19:09Oh, wait.
00:19:10That's my exes, I think.
00:19:12Boy, she'd be pissed.
00:19:14This is so annoying, man.
00:19:16My keys are right there.
00:19:18Right there!
00:19:20So, you and Isha are...
00:19:23done, done?
00:19:23She cheated on me.
00:19:26Don't tell anybody.
00:19:27Oh, no, really?
00:19:29Well, screw her, then.
00:19:32You ever been...
00:19:34cheated on?
00:19:36Probably.
00:19:38How'd she find out?
00:19:40She told me.
00:19:42Yeah, she even apologized.
00:19:45I don't know.
00:19:46Is that cool of her?
00:19:47It seems cool.
00:19:49It is what it is, I guess.
00:19:50My mailbox key!
00:19:52I've been looking for this.
00:19:54Sorry, you were saying?
00:19:55Nothing.
00:19:56Nothing.
00:19:57Just, yeah, she apologized.
00:19:59I apologize, but it doesn't change that she did it, though.
00:20:02Now who went?
00:20:03Some asshole.
00:20:05I mean, I just want to fuck!
00:20:09You want to what?
00:20:10My car.
00:20:11Her car, man.
00:20:13Hey, wait, wait, wait, I'm here!
00:20:14I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
00:20:15Wait, wait!
00:20:16Come on, you just started!
00:20:18When I start typing, it's over.
00:20:21I should ding you for driving without shoes on, too.
00:20:24Oh, give me a break!
00:20:25And without a license on your person.
00:20:27But my license is right there.
00:20:28Right there in my apartment, you see that?
00:20:29That's my apartment, I live here.
00:20:31You're not even a real...
00:20:33What's...
00:20:34Z Slater?
00:20:35What's the Z for?
00:20:37Officer Slater.
00:20:38Okay, Officer Slater.
00:20:40Shouldn't you be able to arrest some real criminals or something?
00:20:42City drivers are real criminals.
00:20:43Says who?
00:20:44Says me.
00:20:44Who are you?
00:20:45Someone who knows.
00:20:49Now move your car, or I'll ticket it again in ten.
00:20:55Wait!
00:20:56Nuh-uh!
00:20:57What?
00:20:58What did I just say?
00:21:01My...
00:21:0471531, that's your number?
00:21:05Take a look.
00:21:06I won't forget that, Officer.
00:21:08Slaters?
00:21:09Slater.
00:21:10Whatever.
00:21:12She's a big policeman!
00:21:16Going into my apartment, Officer.
00:21:18Sure.
00:21:22Yes?
00:21:24It's...
00:21:24It's me again.
00:21:25Can you...
00:21:26Buzz me?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28I took a...
00:21:28One point...
00:21:32Nope.
00:21:33Damn it.
00:21:37What am I going to do with all these keys?
00:21:44It feels weird to throw out keys.
00:21:46Even dead ones.
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Hey, could you, uh...
00:21:52Could you move Isha's car to a good spot?
00:21:55You and Isha broke up, but you're still moving our car?
00:21:58If you could just...
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01Okay.
00:22:04Watch Cosmo.
00:22:31Allergic to cats.
00:22:32Sucks.
00:22:34Sucks.
00:22:40Cool.
00:22:41Kill me.
00:22:47Um...
00:22:53God bless you.
00:22:56I luck myself out.
00:22:57Without your shoes?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00What size are you?
00:23:0113.
00:23:02Oh, too bad.
00:23:03My husband's a size 10.
00:23:06I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:23:08Charles.
00:23:10Excuse me.
00:23:12Thank God.
00:23:12It's my landlord.
00:23:15Uh, hi, Mr. Caravaggio.
00:23:17How are you?
00:23:18Can't talk.
00:23:18I'm driving.
00:23:18What's up?
00:23:19I locked myself out.
00:23:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23:22You couldn't have picked the worst day.
00:23:24I'm taking my mother-in-law to the eye doctor.
00:23:26She got cataracts.
00:23:27Pick a fucking lane shitbag.
00:23:29Jesus.
00:23:30Sorry, Carl.
00:23:30You were saying?
00:23:31No problem.
00:23:32It's Charles.
00:23:33Um, I don't mean to bother you.
00:23:34It's just that I kind of have a work thing that I have.
00:23:37I'll come ASAP.
00:23:38Just promise me you won't go to a locksmith.
00:23:40You know they make copies of your keys and steal your shit.
00:23:43You know that, right?
00:23:43So, how long are we thinking, time-wise?
00:23:46As soon as I can call.
00:23:47Eat my dick, you motherfucker!
00:23:53Bless you.
00:23:55Oh.
00:24:07Chuck, you're sweet.
00:24:10Time.
00:24:11Yeah, but the spot I got is fire.
00:24:14Good till Tuesday.
00:24:17Wow, you really are allergic.
00:24:20Well, these worms ain't gonna radiate themselves.
00:24:24Oh, my dude.
00:24:26All right, then.
00:24:28Adios, amigo.
00:24:34Nice.
00:24:37You make Charles sad.
00:24:39Agreed.
00:24:47Hi, Charlie.
00:24:48I'm locked out.
00:24:49You're what?
00:24:50I fucking locked myself out of my apartment with no shoes.
00:24:55But I got Wi-Fi.
00:24:56Poor Charles.
00:24:58Well, it looks like a beautiful day.
00:25:00God, I miss fall in New York.
00:25:02Yeah, I guess.
00:25:04Hey, aren't you curious about this little boo-boo?
00:25:07Yeah, um, what's up with that?
00:25:10All the power went out in the nursery, so all the OBs are watching later.
00:25:13Whoa, crazy.
00:25:14You know, we can talk about that later because my battery's low,
00:25:16and I'm gonna see how far I can stretch this dollar.
00:25:19Copy that.
00:25:20Say goodbye to Charlie.
00:25:30Okay.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:32Wait.
00:25:55you talk about the outside world and not liking it but how did i mean how would you even know
00:26:01we we never go out we never go out because i like being at home with you i like being
00:26:08at home with
00:26:08you too so then what's the problem i mean i thought you said that you were completely okay
00:26:12not going out anymore okay amanda's having a party on saturday why don't we go this is not my thing
00:26:18babe i mean what i mean don't you hate going to those parties and people are like what are you
00:26:23working on really it's just an excuse for them to talk about what they're working on and drop some
00:26:27name maybe they actually want to know what you're working on yeah i doubt that let's just mix it up
00:26:41hey guys come on i'm really thirsty kid
00:26:48so thirsty guys thank you kid yep
00:27:05oh shit where are you parents where are you parents
00:27:30oh shit charles how are you i uh how could you
00:27:38i don't know it wasn't about you then who is it about me her can we discuss this another time
00:27:45oh i'm so sorry is now inconvenient for you i thought we were friends you did well not like
00:27:51friends like not but you know you suck can you keep it down oh yeah she sucks this woman
00:28:00sucks sweet that ow please let go on my finger i'll let go when you stop pointing it at my
00:28:05girl
00:28:05your girl your girl grace you know this clown where are your shoes man i don't know him but
00:28:15please don't please don't what grace cheated on me it's not grace my girlfriend isha cheated on me
00:28:23with grace isha your yoga friend i'm sorry i asked you if you had feelings for her and you said
00:28:30no
00:28:31remember you were always so flirty i thought the same thing i am so so sorry i i didn't mean
00:28:38to
00:28:40it's not what you think
00:28:43i cheated too what with who with daryl's intern augustine from work
00:28:50oh augustine with the soul patch i know
00:29:00izzy
00:29:02i forgive you
00:29:07i forgive you
00:29:08and i don't blame you isha is a beautiful woman
00:29:12no offense
00:29:14are you kidding me with this people make mistakes no no way hell no no grace should be mad at
00:29:19you
00:29:19you should be mad at grace because she ruined my relationship maybe you should consider some
00:29:24forgiveness charles it was one time i know isha feels bad about it she does your phone's dinging man
00:29:34no
00:29:35carl it's mr camaraggio i'm in front of the building i decided to come to you first but you're not
00:29:41here
00:29:42i got the keys but i just can't leave them and my mother-in-law's freaking out shut up
00:29:47listen i'll be back later just remember no locksmiths they steal your shit you got a signal asshole
00:30:00oh my god
00:30:03oh my god
00:30:29hey
00:30:30i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't mean to scare you i'm sorry you okay yeah yeah hey uh you hungry
00:30:42think about ordering some burritos no i'm not in a burrito mood i gotta prep for my hearing
00:30:47oh yeah fish tacos then i'm not hungry okay so then uh grits then with that insane house i don't
00:30:53want to order takeouts you're being really considerate are you okay uh yeah
00:31:02yeah why why wouldn't i be because you're standing there with this really kind of insane smile on your
00:31:07face like i can't help it i'm nervous nervous why
00:31:17i made out with somebody i made out with somebody and i'm really sorry
00:31:31who was it
00:31:33grace
00:31:37we were having wine at her place and i was super stressed about my client who might be getting
00:31:43her kids removed because her kids removed because of that drug rate and i must have been dehydrated or
00:31:46something because i got drunk really really quick what you just kissed yeah
00:31:55i mean mostly mostly mostly mostly what it's just i don't i just it's don't fuck oh hey it was
00:32:09a mistake
00:32:16listen to me
00:32:19it really doesn't mean anything really doesn't mean anything
00:32:25of course it does
00:32:27it really doesn't mean anything
00:32:34fucking hitchhark
00:32:44uh
00:32:46fuck me
00:32:50oh my god i gotta sit down
00:32:59what's your deal
00:33:01yeah you
00:33:03oh i'm locked out i live here i'm i locked myself out
00:33:06oh it's dumb sorry i'm just having a bad day oh my god my back
00:33:14when did your baby do two days ago is that okay
00:33:22you just move in i've lived here for three years
00:33:27weird i've never seen you before
00:33:31i'm paige that's my stoop self
00:33:36hey hi how you doing yeah oh my god
00:33:41uh if she doesn't come by thursday i'm having a c-section on friday so is that why you're having
00:33:48a bad day no c-section's cool i mean it's not cool but you know it's just
00:33:56party's over man no more sleeping in no more eating crap can't do mushrooms on top of all that i
00:34:04gotta make room hence the soup sale that's what the chalk's for yeah
00:34:11hey you wouldn't want to do a very pregnant lady a solid would you
00:34:15if i get down there i don't think i'm getting back up again
00:34:18what do you want me to do
00:34:52what do you want me to do
00:35:03oh
00:35:30There's keys in the garbage.
00:35:36Yeah, that was me, sorry.
00:35:43Were you on the fire escape before?
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:47I got locked out.
00:35:49I'm Charles.
00:35:50Hi.
00:35:51Hi.
00:35:52I live here too.
00:35:54In apartment two?
00:35:56You're in apartment three, right?
00:35:57Yes.
00:35:58Excellent.
00:36:02Okay, so I buzzed apartment four with Andre in it, and I went to see if I could use a
00:36:06fire escape so I could go down to my fire escape and open my window, and yeah, that's why I
00:36:11was on the fire escape.
00:36:13I'm gonna get some juice.
00:36:17Charles!
00:36:18You got a minute?
00:36:20Yeah.
00:36:23I know you said you were 13, but I was tossing some of Vinny's shoes, and I thought that maybe
00:36:29some were a little roomy.
00:36:30Ooh, loafers!
00:36:39Magic.
00:36:40Uh-huh.
00:36:42Thank your husband anyway.
00:36:45Want me to get rid of those pesky big toes for you?
00:36:51Is it someone with keys?
00:36:53No, it's, uh, it's my Tinder.
00:36:56Your what?
00:36:57Online dating.
00:36:58On the internet.
00:36:59I don't do that.
00:37:01It's just a way for people to connect.
00:37:03Oh, that's nice.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:07Uh, can you tell us the radio?
00:37:08Do you mind?
00:37:09As legendary actor Gardner St. James's condition continues to worsen.
00:37:13Perhaps most well-known for playing opposite Xavier Clifton in the award-winning melodrama, I Am Mercury.
00:37:19I have that one DVD of his.
00:37:22The sad one with the girl and-
00:37:24Grosser's daughter?
00:37:24Oh, my, you're good.
00:37:27Mm-hmm.
00:37:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, my battery's dead.
00:37:30You want to use my portable?
00:37:32A landline?
00:37:33I don't know my boss's number.
00:37:35I don't know anybody's number.
00:37:37Oh!
00:37:38Hey!
00:37:39Hey, apartment three!
00:37:42Um, sorry, you-
00:37:43Do you have a-
00:37:44My phone's dead.
00:37:45Do you have a charger that I could use?
00:37:48I'm not supposed to let strangers in.
00:37:50You know what, that's smart.
00:37:51It's smart, that's-
00:37:52That's smart, but see, I'm not a stranger, cause I live below you, and we met in that very spot
00:37:57a few minutes ago, so...
00:38:03Ah!
00:38:08I feel really quiet, okay?
00:38:21Thank you for doing this.
00:38:23Shh!
00:38:23Shh!
00:38:24Oh!
00:38:25Fucking apartment!
00:38:26Is that enough?
00:38:28Oh, did you play?
00:38:30Shh!
00:38:31Who are you listening to?
00:38:35Um, excuse me, who are you?
00:38:37I'm Charles.
00:38:38Um, I live in an apartment, too.
00:38:41I asked Elena if I could use her charger.
00:38:42I-I hope that's okay.
00:38:43Why can't you charge your device in your own apartment?
00:38:46He's locked out.
00:38:48I'm locked out.
00:38:49Will you dispose of this?
00:38:50Please?
00:38:56I, um, I recognize you from the stairwell.
00:39:01But Elena should not have invited you in without my permission.
00:39:04I-I know, I'm sorry.
00:39:05That's my fault.
00:39:06I just-
00:39:07Only thing I was thinking about was charging my phone.
00:39:09My daughter wasn't thinking at all.
00:39:11Where are you, lovey?
00:39:14Uh, is that-is that you?
00:39:17Mm.
00:39:17That was a very famous show.
00:39:19Um, I got a rave in the voice.
00:39:22They said that I was the most memorable nun.
00:39:25Most memorable nun?
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28That's something.
00:39:30Oh, well, Elena is our real star here.
00:39:33Here, why don't you, um, play something for, uh...
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:37Charles.
00:39:38I'm sorry.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:39Mama, I'd rather not.
00:39:40She has a recital on Sunday and she needs all the practice that she can get.
00:39:44Please, Mama.
00:39:45I don't want to.
00:39:45But you have an audience.
00:39:46You mustn't disappoint them.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:48If she doesn't want to, she-
00:39:50Please.
00:39:50Okay?
00:39:51You are embarrassing me.
00:39:54I can go.
00:39:54You know, honey!
00:39:56Just sit your ass down.
00:39:58And lay as a tool.
00:40:00No!
00:40:02Stop it, Mama.
00:40:03Please.
00:40:03Alright then, get out!
00:40:04Fine!
00:40:04Get out of my house!
00:40:05Both of you!
00:40:06Get out of my house!
00:40:07No, okay.
00:40:08Uh...
00:40:09Ouch!
00:40:10Get out of here!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:16Am I?
00:40:17Are you okay?
00:40:21Sorry, this didn't charge more.
00:40:23No, no.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:25Why are you sorry?
00:40:27I mean, cause...
00:40:29Did I do something?
00:40:30No.
00:40:37I really need to charge this.
00:40:40I do have another charger.
00:41:08Ha.
00:41:09Nice set-up.
00:41:11I know.
00:41:14So?
00:41:16What do you do up here?
00:41:17Just hang out?
00:41:19I mostly...
00:41:20Watch people.
00:41:22Well, see?
00:41:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, be careful!
00:41:25It's not scary.
00:41:26You totally survive if you fell.
00:41:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:32I swear I'm coming.
00:41:33Oh, yeah.
00:41:39This is crazy.
00:41:42Wow, wow, wow.
00:41:44There's this kid I know at school
00:41:46who spits on people from his terrace,
00:41:49but he's on the 16th floor,
00:41:50so they just think it's air conditioning.
00:41:53Gross.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:24Those kids,
00:42:25they threw water balloons at me before.
00:42:27Oh, oh, I know those kids.
00:42:29They just threw my Halloween candy last year.
00:42:32That's just wrong.
00:42:35We could spit on them.
00:42:40Or, oh, yeah.
00:42:43They still there?
00:42:44Yep, I can see them.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:49One, two, three!
00:42:52Oh, wait, they're talking to somebody.
00:42:53What?
00:42:53Yeah, I made it...
00:42:54Oh, what the...
00:42:57Fuck!
00:42:59Ugh!
00:43:00That was bad.
00:43:01Are you kidding me?
00:43:03Yep, that was bad.
00:43:05Ugh!
00:43:08Ugh, God!
00:43:10It's UPS.
00:43:12My package!
00:43:13I gotta get down there.
00:43:18The police are still there.
00:43:20Ugh!
00:43:22Uh...
00:43:23You parked legally?
00:43:30There is another one.
00:43:50You can take the roof to 6th Avenue.
00:43:52And the third building in, the one with the old roof deck, there's a fire escape you can climb down.
00:43:57It'll let you out onto the street, where you can go catch the truck.
00:44:02Yes.
00:44:04God damn it.
00:44:09Wait!
00:44:10Wait!
00:44:11Please, you got my package!
00:44:13You got my package, man!
00:44:14You got my package!
00:44:16I, I...
00:44:16Ugh!
00:44:18Ugh!
00:44:18Wait!
00:44:19Wait, wait, wait!
00:44:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please!
00:44:21Please, please, please, please!
00:44:22Can you stop?
00:44:23Please!
00:44:23You got my package!
00:44:25Your clothes you have not worn in years, like 20 years.
00:44:27You're still still from high school.
00:44:28High school?
00:44:29Wait, because I still fit in the last one.
00:44:30Yeah!
00:44:31Look, I don't fit anything right there!
00:44:33I...
00:44:34Ugh!
00:44:35Ugh!
00:44:37Ugh!
00:44:37Ugh!
00:44:39Ugh!
00:44:39Ugh!
00:44:40Ugh!
00:44:42Ugh!
00:44:43Ugh!
00:44:44Ugh!
00:44:44Ugh!
00:44:53Hi there!
00:44:54Everything okay?
00:44:56Someone hit me with a water balloon.
00:44:59Someone!
00:45:00On this roof!
00:45:02Get out!
00:45:03On this roof?
00:45:04Yeah, and they're getting a fat ticket when they come down here!
00:45:08Maybe it was an accident?
00:45:09Yeah, right.
00:45:10At least it was just water this time.
00:45:12Man, these city drivers, they think I'm out to get them.
00:45:15Aren't you?
00:45:21Okay, maybe I am.
00:45:23It still...
00:45:25sucks to be hated.
00:45:27Oh, come on.
00:45:29I'm pretty certain it was an accident.
00:45:31In fact, I know it was.
00:45:35Okay, okay, okay.
00:45:36It was not meant for you.
00:45:37It was not meant for you!
00:45:38Okay, come on!
00:45:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:45:40Okay, look.
00:45:40See, these kids, they hit me with the balloon earlier, and then I was on the roof, and I took
00:45:46one of the balloons, and I thought it was...
00:45:47It was not meant for you!
00:45:49It was not meant for you!
00:45:49I swear!
00:45:52Shit.
00:45:53They already gave you a good ticket today.
00:45:55And those kids...
00:45:56suck.
00:45:57Hey!
00:46:00So we'll call it even.
00:46:02Really?
00:46:06Hey, hey, wait a minute.
00:46:07Hold on now.
00:46:09What you, uh...
00:46:10Try this.
00:46:18Nice kicks.
00:46:19Yeah, retail therapy.
00:46:21Just went through a big breakup, so...
00:46:23What do you do?
00:46:25I'm an editor for TCM.
00:46:27The old movies channel?
00:46:29Like you, you make movies?
00:46:31Well, I used to make documentaries, but no.
00:46:34Now I cut in-memoriam videos of old or at-risk celebrities so that they're ready to be aired,
00:46:40you know, whenever shit happens.
00:46:43You make eulogies for people who aren't dead yet?
00:46:47That's dark.
00:46:48My ex said the same thing.
00:46:50Who's the youngest you've got?
00:46:52Um, Corey Feldman.
00:46:53No, no, uh, Lindsay Lohan.
00:46:55I mean, there's no perfect science to it, you know?
00:46:59I mean, nobody saw Bourdain coming or...
00:47:02Prince.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:05Prince.
00:47:06Right?
00:47:06That wrecked me.
00:47:08Hey, isn't there an actor right now who's dying?
00:47:10What's his name?
00:47:11Um, the guy who did the one with the wife?
00:47:13Forty Nights to the Future.
00:47:15Yes!
00:47:15What's his name?
00:47:16Gardner St. James.
00:47:17Yeah, I was about to send his in, but I had to add this one more scene,
00:47:20and then it gets stuck in my house, and my boss is gonna kill me.
00:47:28See?
00:47:30Yikes.
00:47:32Why didn't you just send it in?
00:47:34Because I couldn't.
00:47:35I mean, okay, there's this one scene from this movie he did called God's Firebird,
00:47:40and it was filmed in Argentina, and not a lot of people know about it, but it had to be
00:47:44in there.
00:47:46You're an obsessive.
00:47:47I'm like that with food.
00:47:49Like I need Esposito's today.
00:47:52What's Esposito's?
00:47:56Yo, John.
00:47:57I'm gonna need two Italian combos, sweet peppers and a hot, quarter pound of stuffed olives with gorgonzola,
00:48:02and move your van by the hydrant before I ding you with another violation.
00:48:06Lorenzo, move the friggin' van to a meter.
00:48:09Come back for the kind of sausage.
00:48:12Mwah.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26It's okay.
00:48:28It's really good.
00:48:30What other best foods have you not had since you've lived here?
00:48:49Oh, I'm so full. Thank you.
00:48:53You missing out on these things?
00:48:55It was too sad.
00:48:57Oh, yeah, no.
00:49:00I'm gonna pay you back as soon as I get back inside.
00:49:03I buy you a sandwich, you buy me a sandwich.
00:49:05It all evens out.
00:49:07Yeah, totally.
00:49:10Maybe I could buy you a sandwich sometime this week.
00:49:13Or maybe a drink.
00:49:16You mean a date?
00:49:20Yeah, uh...
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Thanks, no.
00:49:24What? What did I say?
00:49:25Didn't you just break up?
00:49:27Yeah, well, uh, yeah...
00:49:30Yeah, no thanks.
00:49:32Ugh, this is so lame.
00:49:33Wait, I didn't mean to overstep. I just thought of it and, uh...
00:49:37Guys always gotta take it there.
00:49:38God forbid you make a female friend, right?
00:49:41Hey, I have a female friend in Guatemala.
00:49:44Oh, my mistake.
00:49:47Gotta get back to it.
00:49:48Oh, wait...
00:49:50Wait...
00:49:50Wait, wait, hold on...
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00You back in your place?
00:50:01No, and it's stressing me out.
00:50:03No one's got keys for you?
00:50:04No.
00:50:05And Gardner St. James is dying, and I just met a girl.
00:50:08You did?
00:50:09Who?
00:50:09A cop.
00:50:10And she is pissing me!
00:50:12A cop?
00:50:12Oh, please don't ask cops out.
00:50:14I don't know.
00:50:14I just...
00:50:15I just...
00:50:17Oh, excuse me.
00:50:20Okay, wait.
00:50:21What about Gardner St. James?
00:50:22Oh, God, I gotta call you back.
00:50:25Uh...
00:50:25Oh, God.
00:50:26Oh, Jesus.
00:50:28Oh, please, please.
00:50:30Please, please, please.
00:50:33We did not blow water balloons at you.
00:50:35It's me.
00:50:36It's Charles.
00:50:36Look, I need to use the bathroom when I'm still locked up.
00:50:39Please, you gotta let me up.
00:50:40It's a good neighbor.
00:50:41I'll take place.
00:50:42No, sorry.
00:50:44Uh...
00:50:44It's my mother.
00:50:45It's my mother.
00:50:45Charles, I must do it.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:49Open the door.
00:50:50Let me open the door.
00:50:54Hello, Mr. Charles.
00:50:56Hey, where's the bathroom, please?
00:50:56It's right there.
00:50:57Oh, my God, thank you.
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:01I won't be alone, I swear.
00:51:13Oh, my God.
00:51:15Oh, my God.
00:51:18Oh, my God.
00:51:20Um...
00:51:22I...
00:51:23I owe you my life.
00:51:24I'm here at the Reindeer Festival.
00:51:27Oh, my God.
00:51:29He says he can relate.
00:51:30Last year at the Reindeer Festival.
00:51:32Oh, not good.
00:51:33Well, if, um...
00:51:35I happen to have spoiled the mood,
00:51:36but I hope that it can be unspoiled.
00:51:39Doubtful.
00:51:40But we'll try.
00:51:42Okay.
00:51:42Time to go.
00:51:43Hey, can I...
00:51:44Can I ask you guys a question?
00:51:46No.
00:51:46Yep.
00:51:47How do you...
00:51:48not get jealous?
00:51:54He says it is easy.
00:51:57It is not because life is short.
00:52:00That's it?
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:01He calls jealousy poison,
00:52:03and it steals your life force.
00:52:06But...
00:52:07What are you really asking?
00:52:12I...
00:52:13don't know.
00:52:14Were you jealous of someone,
00:52:16and did you push them away?
00:52:17Yes, but it wasn't...
00:52:18You know, I wasn't jealous for no reason.
00:52:20I was jealous because my girlfriend cheated on me.
00:52:23With someone who leaves the house?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:25And I...
00:52:26I asked her to leave.
00:52:27Did you catch her with another man?
00:52:29No.
00:52:29She told me,
00:52:30and it was a woman.
00:52:32Many times they cheated?
00:52:33Um, well, they...
00:52:34heavily made out plus other stuff,
00:52:36but yeah, just once.
00:52:38Look, okay, I know that I'm a square and everything,
00:52:40but, um...
00:52:40Are each and I actually done, done, like...
00:52:43Do you miss her?
00:52:43Sure.
00:52:44Then go get her, Romeo.
00:52:45But see, you know what the problem is,
00:52:47is that I...
00:52:48I...
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:49I take her back in my mind,
00:52:51and then I...
00:52:52and then I picture her with other people,
00:52:54and I just...
00:52:54I just...
00:52:55I freak out.
00:52:56I just get so mad.
00:52:58Why?
00:52:59I don't know.
00:53:00Maybe you need another way to think.
00:53:02Like, why did she cheat on you?
00:53:04Because she...
00:53:05actually liked this other woman?
00:53:07I want to see a man become sick.
00:53:10Especially for one time.
00:53:12He says,
00:53:13it is not fun to see a man upset.
00:53:15What is your lover's name?
00:53:17Isha.
00:53:18Isha.
00:53:20Sounds like...
00:53:21maybe not a bad person.
00:53:24So...
00:53:25put yourself in her head.
00:53:27And...
00:53:28relax.
00:53:30I know.
00:53:31Just relax.
00:53:34Well...
00:53:34You know what?
00:53:35Thanks, guys.
00:53:36I mean, yeah...
00:53:37I really appreciate it.
00:53:38Now, if you don't mind.
00:53:40Oh, yeah.
00:53:40Cause you've got to...
00:53:42Don't be crap.
00:53:44Guys.
00:53:46Bye, guys.
00:53:51We're such good people.
00:54:16Hey, this is Chad at TCM on-air promotion.
00:54:19You don't know what to do.
00:54:21Chad.
00:54:22It's Charles.
00:54:25And I'm...
00:54:26locked out of my apartment.
00:54:31Also, Isha and I broke up,
00:54:32so we're gonna have to put a pin in Gardner St. James.
00:54:37Well, why do we have to air the video the second that he dies anyway?
00:54:40He's gonna be dead for a while, so what's the rush?
00:54:42Isn't it better that we do it right?
00:54:43I mean...
00:54:44Maybe it's bad karma that we make these videos before the actors die anyway.
00:54:48Do you ever think about...
00:54:51About that?
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:57I am losing it.
00:55:00Gotta go.
00:55:02Can you be really gentle when you pull those out?
00:55:04Like, don't dig through.
00:55:04Just, like, pull them out one at a time.
00:55:07Wow.
00:55:08You are busy.
00:55:10What have you seen?
00:55:11Was it my truck?
00:55:12No.
00:55:13My husband's selling our comic collection because he's terrible.
00:55:16Power?
00:55:17Yeah, that's how we met.
00:55:18He's a Marvel guy.
00:55:19I'm a DC girl.
00:55:20Oh, wow.
00:55:21That's...
00:55:22That's rough.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23I mean, kinda.
00:55:24You know, Batman, Iron Man, they really aren't that different in the end.
00:55:27Hey, I said no digging.
00:55:29Dan, we're keeping this box.
00:55:31Hey, here you go.
00:55:33Ooh, thank you.
00:55:34Now, that is a beautiful pin.
00:55:37I never wear jewelry, but this caught my eye, and it was only two dollars.
00:55:42Sounds like a steal.
00:55:43Well, Charles, would you help me with something in the house?
00:55:46Yeah, sure. I've got a few minutes.
00:55:48Okay, good.
00:55:49I see you got some shoes, finally.
00:55:55Is your husband home?
00:55:56No, he's dead.
00:55:59Two months ago, yesterday, he passed away.
00:56:03I'm so sorry.
00:56:05Oh, don't be.
00:56:06He was a vegetable.
00:56:08Excuse me for a moment.
00:56:10Yes, ma'am.
00:56:26But sir, uh, did you burn all these movies?
00:56:30No, Vinny did.
00:56:31He loved comedies and old movies and anything by Xavier Clifton.
00:56:38I just started watching the early ones.
00:56:40I love young Clifton.
00:56:43Young Clifton, right?
00:56:45This fucking thing.
00:56:47Excuse my language.
00:56:49My daughter got a new one, and she gave me this one, and I can't figure it out.
00:56:53Okay, well, what do you want to do with it?
00:56:56I want to date on the computer.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:01Uh, why?
00:57:03I want to fool around while I still got it, Charles.
00:57:07Okay.
00:57:08Uh, you know what?
00:57:10No, that's cool.
00:57:12Let's see.
00:57:13Uh, okay.
00:57:15I can hook you up, but I need a picture of you, you know, for your profile.
00:57:20Can I change? Do you have time?
00:57:22I am waiting for keys, but, um, let's do it real quick.
00:57:27I'll be right back.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:32Wow.
00:57:35This is, this is nice.
00:57:40Are we still in Brooklyn?
00:57:43Uh, where should I go?
00:57:45Uh, how about by that bush?
00:57:50Oh, this one.
00:57:52Yeah.
00:57:53Why don't you put your hands out like, um, like you grew it?
00:57:56I did.
00:57:57There we go.
00:57:58There it is, right there.
00:58:00Oh, lovely.
00:58:01Take a look at these.
00:58:05Oh, God.
00:58:08I'm old.
00:58:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:58:11Yes, I am.
00:58:17What's wrong?
00:58:18I forgot I don't have my USB cable.
00:58:20Your what?
00:58:21You know, it's what you use to upload the photos from your phone to your computer.
00:58:24I mean, I have one.
00:58:25I'm just locked out.
00:58:27Oh.
00:58:30Hey, Elena!
00:58:34Elena!
00:58:36What?
00:58:37Can I borrow your USB cable?
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:44Oh, thank you very much.
00:58:47We are in business now.
00:58:48What are you doing?
00:58:49Jaws is helping me computer date.
00:58:51Let's see here.
00:58:53Uh-huh.
00:58:53Grab this here.
00:58:55Now, I don't mean to rush this at all, but, uh, is this photo okay?
00:59:01Oh, yes.
00:59:03Go ahead.
00:59:04Okay.
00:59:05Looking good.
00:59:07Introduce yourself.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:08Who are you?
00:59:09What are you looking for?
00:59:10You know, just lay it out.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:12I'm a 75-year-old widow, born and raised in Brooklyn, who was looking for a nice person
00:59:21to spend some time together.
00:59:23Hmm.
00:59:23Should I be more forward?
00:59:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:26That's good.
00:59:27It's better to be real than forward on these.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30First question.
00:59:31Are you an early riser?
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Me neither.
00:59:34Next.
00:59:35Could you date someone who is disorganized?
00:59:39I don't think so.
00:59:42Vinny used to put his dirty socks in the dishwasher.
00:59:45Who's Vinny?
00:59:46My husband.
00:59:47Oh, don't worry.
00:59:48He's dead.
00:59:49Yeah, so no messy people.
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Is jealousy good for a relationship?
00:59:55Seriously?
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58Nothing.
00:59:59It's just, you know, it doesn't matter.
01:00:01What's your answer?
01:00:03I say, yes.
01:00:06You do?
01:00:08I think it's good to have a little fire burning.
01:00:11What's eating you?
01:00:12I just think that jealousy makes everything hard.
01:00:15I mean, they mess things up with me and my girlfriend.
01:00:17But this is your profile, so...
01:00:19You have a girlfriend?
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:24And last but not least, do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
01:00:29Now that's the big question, isn't it?
01:00:32What do you think, sweetie?
01:00:35How about you?
01:00:38You know, I don't really know.
01:00:40You really think jealousy is okay?
01:00:42I mean, it's not a sign of things not working?
01:00:46I always liked driving Benny nuts.
01:00:50And when he made me nuts, I thought, this means I love him.
01:00:57So, yes, I think things happen for a reason.
01:01:04Is it done?
01:01:05Pick three.
01:01:08Why is he wearing a mask?
01:01:09Yeah, don't pick him.
01:01:11Okay.
01:01:13Him.
01:01:14Okay.
01:01:15Him.
01:01:16Okay.
01:01:17And Big Kevin, too.
01:01:19I like his glasses.
01:01:21Now what?
01:01:22Send a note to Big Kevin.
01:01:23To say what?
01:01:25How about, hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:27Just say that.
01:01:29Hi, I like your glasses.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:31I need a better chair, though.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:39Gosh.
01:01:40Yes!
01:01:42So, tell us about your girlfriend.
01:01:47Ex.
01:01:48Ex-girlfriend.
01:01:49What does she do?
01:01:51She's a lawyer for parents who are in trouble with the state and in danger of losing their kids.
01:01:57She defends them.
01:01:58That's terrible.
01:01:59Yeah, it's pretty stressful.
01:02:00Does this lawyer have a name?
01:02:04Esha.
01:02:07Esha Ellis Winters.
01:02:24Ha!
01:02:27Switch.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30Is that okay?
01:02:32So, you just want to pull out, yeah.
01:02:33Desserts out of nowhere collaboration
01:02:44Where did you come did you make this say make the tart I make the tart
01:02:56All right, dude
01:03:01I'm Isha all right. Don't think this is crazy, but I have a thing about handshakes. Just follow me, okay?
01:03:07Okay
01:03:10Charles
01:03:13Nice to meet you, Isha nice to meet you, too
01:03:18So what are we doing after this you don't stick about
01:03:22And I eat another plum tart I made
01:03:28Oh, you don't think I brought all my tarts to this party
01:03:32You can't let them have all the goods
01:03:35Well, that sounds really nice
01:03:37So what happened she kissed somebody else oh well that's not the end of the world oh it feels like
01:03:44it
01:03:45I mean should I should I not care well of course you should care
01:03:51Caring means she means something to you think she did it because she didn't love me anymore
01:03:57Why wouldn't she love you because I was stuck
01:04:04I wasn't always but then I just uh I just stayed put well you went out today
01:04:12Yeah
01:04:18Can I play your piano be my guest sweetheart
01:04:30I
01:04:31Can play my recital piece?
01:04:33Oh
01:04:33Well
01:04:35I
01:04:35I
01:04:35I
01:04:36I
01:04:51I
01:04:52I
01:04:53I
01:06:03Oh, oh!
01:06:05Elena!
01:06:07Oh, that's, oh my God!
01:06:09My monster!
01:06:10My monster!
01:06:11Wow!
01:06:12Wow!
01:06:14What's wrong, sweetheart?
01:06:16I love to play the piano, but my mom makes it really not fun.
01:06:21Oh, you're very talented. You know that, don't you?
01:06:28Anytime you want to play, you just come over here
01:06:32and you can play as long as you want to, just for fun.
01:06:38Oh, mister, can I see your radio?
01:06:43After undergoing an experimental treatment,
01:06:45doctors report that legendary actor Gardner Sir James
01:06:48is expected to make a full recovery from his life-threatening condition.
01:06:52Mr. Sir James spoke to reporters from the Mary Magdalene Hospital
01:06:55about his upcoming film, Drag Me Back From Hell,
01:06:57due in theatres next month.
01:07:00Gardner Sir James is gonna live!
01:07:04You see, everything's okay.
01:07:08Oh, boy.
01:07:16What is it?
01:07:18Big Kevin has written back,
01:07:20and he says he would love to know
01:07:24how you grow your magnolias so big.
01:07:27I still got it, baby.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31She says...
01:07:32Tell us what she says.
01:07:33That's her account, right?
01:07:35I still got it, babe.
01:07:39I still got it, babe.
01:07:46Nice.
01:07:48Real nice.
01:07:49You know, I thought it was gonna rain today,
01:07:50but we ended up being on a nice day.
01:07:53That's where I go and do now.
01:07:54What do you mean?
01:07:55Is someone gonna bring in your kiss?
01:07:57No, I think I live out here now.
01:07:58Mr. Sir, talk to you a minute.
01:08:01Me?
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:03You, uh...
01:08:05been on any roofs today?
01:08:09Uh, wait...
01:08:09Hey, what's going on?
01:08:10Is this the guy?
01:08:12Oh, wait, wait.
01:08:13What'd I do?
01:08:13What'd you do?
01:08:14Well, a burglar's been breaking into buildings through roofs.
01:08:16Got a call.
01:08:17Someone mentioned this man's description was up there today.
01:08:19You know anything about that?
01:08:20Oh, no, no.
01:08:21I just...
01:08:21No way, man.
01:08:22I just got locked out.
01:08:23They said he was wearing polka dot socks.
01:08:26All right.
01:08:26I'm gonna take a look at your feet, sir.
01:08:28See, let me explain, man.
01:08:29You look at that.
01:08:30I can't be the only one.
01:08:31You're under arrest.
01:08:32Oh, come on.
01:08:33Look, I swear.
01:08:34I just got locked out.
01:08:35I live right there.
01:08:36We know him.
01:08:37He lives here.
01:08:38He lives there.
01:08:39He's cheap.
01:08:4025% is not cheap.
01:08:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:43Call your mom.
01:08:44Hey, wait, wait.
01:08:45Why'd you get these here right there, man?
01:08:46That's all wonderful to me.
01:08:47I resist.
01:08:48I'm resisting.
01:08:49This is dumb, man.
01:08:51I've lived right now for two years, man.
01:08:54It's all right, folks.
01:08:56Hey!
01:08:58What are you doing?
01:08:59This is ridiculous.
01:09:01I need to talk to you, too.
01:09:04Stay right there.
01:09:06What are you doing?
01:09:07You got a call.
01:09:09That's a description of the ID.
01:09:10You got a sock.
01:09:12Socks?
01:09:13You got a baby downtown.
01:09:14What are you doing?
01:09:16What are you doing?
01:09:17I'm a baby downtown.
01:09:19Understand, this is your call.
01:09:20Let him go.
01:09:27Sorry about the misunderstanding.
01:09:30Have a good day.
01:09:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:32What did you say?
01:09:33Uh-huh.
01:09:33I couldn't hear you over the injustice.
01:09:36Embarrassing me in front of my neighborhood.
01:09:37That's great.
01:09:38Yeah, I got your badge, though.
01:09:41What did you tell them?
01:09:43Did I live here?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I told them we were friends.
01:09:49Yeah, you and I.
01:09:52Oh, God, I hate the police.
01:09:55No offense.
01:09:57Oh.
01:10:03Okay, okay.
01:10:06Hold on a minute.
01:10:10Um, just...
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16What are you doing here?
01:10:19I came to give you your keys back.
01:10:22He's locked out.
01:10:25This is Elena, and this is Slater.
01:10:27Opposite.
01:10:28Slater, they're...
01:10:29They're my friends.
01:10:31This is Isha, my, uh...
01:10:34I know Elena.
01:10:35You do?
01:10:38She lives above us.
01:10:40Above you.
01:10:42Nice to meet you.
01:10:45Everything okay?
01:10:47Just serving and protecting.
01:10:49Hey, let me see that ticket I gave you.
01:10:52The ticket?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53It happened, um...
01:10:55Earlier.
01:10:56Wait, I thought that once you start talking, that it's...
01:10:59It's over?
01:10:59Yeah.
01:11:00Total mess.
01:11:03But you do owe me a sandwich.
01:11:05I won't forget.
01:11:08No, you won't.
01:11:11She...
01:11:13Can I come in?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:15Get my things.
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:17You brought movers?
01:11:19Yeah.
01:11:21I just wanted to be quick.
01:11:23Okay, yeah.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:35Okay.
01:11:46Okay.
01:11:49Okay.
01:12:17Hey, thank you for...
01:12:20You know, keeping me company today?
01:12:23Sure.
01:12:24Good luck.
01:12:41You guys can start taking up the boxes.
01:12:43Those records need to go to me.
01:12:48Oh, uh, here's your car keys.
01:12:52Thank you for moving it.
01:12:53Sure.
01:12:55Um, I don't actually know where it is, but I know that it's safe until Tuesday.
01:13:05You know what, uh, uh, can you guys just, just stop for a second?
01:13:09Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I forgive you.
01:13:17Um...
01:13:27No, no, I, I forgive you.
01:13:30I'm not mad anymore, so you don't have to go.
01:13:33Uh, so guys, hey, hey guys, uh, we're good here.
01:13:36Thanks, I forgave her.
01:13:37Uh, okay.
01:13:38Um, I really appreciate that.
01:13:42I do.
01:13:43But I, I, I don't think I should stay.
01:13:47Why not?
01:13:52Because we're moving at different speeds.
01:13:55Yeah, but I just said I'll forgive you, so, you know...
01:13:57Okay, okay, can we just wait, can we just wait a second, please?
01:14:00The lady said you're moving at different speeds.
01:14:02Man, I heard her, okay?
01:14:04Isha, can you just, can you wait a second?
01:14:06Just stop!
01:14:06You're just prolonging this.
01:14:08No, uh, I got this, thank you.
01:14:10All right, Charles, Charles-y.
01:14:12Thank you, I'm sorry, you know.
01:14:13I was wrong, and, and I had it in my head.
01:14:16I saw this whole thing, which was huger than what I thought it was, and, um...
01:14:20Charles?
01:14:21It wasn't, and, um, you know, it was just a mistake, right?
01:14:23It was a mistake.
01:14:24You know, I see that now.
01:14:25I really do, and, and, and I just, I just want you to just...
01:14:29Hey, Charles, stop.
01:14:29Stop, it's too late.
01:14:30No, sorry, it can't be, because not after the day, it just can't be.
01:14:34No, Charles, what are you doing?
01:14:36I'm moving you back in.
01:14:37No!
01:14:37What?
01:14:37I am already packed up.
01:14:39Do not let him unpack me, okay?
01:14:41No, look, look, look, you need to let go.
01:14:42No, I can't.
01:14:43No, Charles, you have to let go.
01:14:45No, just give me a minute, Isha, please.
01:14:46No, come on.
01:14:47Charles, are you serious?
01:14:48Isha, look, I'm going to move you back in, okay?
01:14:50Oh, Charles, no, this is ridiculous.
01:14:50Your side of the bed, my side of the bed, this is your dress.
01:14:53I bought you this dress, you made me.
01:14:54Charles, what the hell are you doing?
01:14:56This is your jewelry, and it belongs in our bathroom.
01:15:00Can you...
01:15:00I can never untangle these shit, man.
01:15:03You're making no job without painting the ass here, you know that, right?
01:15:05I'm really sorry for your troubles.
01:15:09Stop him!
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Keep her plants alone.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14Have some dickity.
01:15:15But that has to be water, man.
01:15:16Just let me finish it.
01:15:18No!
01:15:18Let me finish it!
01:15:19You are losing it!
01:15:20Just let me...
01:15:21You can't leave!
01:15:22No, listen, I know, I know, I messed up.
01:15:24And I know that you forgive me, but I have to go.
01:15:28Isha, I got it, man.
01:15:29Look, just forgive...
01:15:31Forgive me.
01:15:33I was stuck.
01:15:35I was holding you back.
01:15:36I can't...
01:15:38I just want to go with you.
01:15:41Where do you want to go?
01:15:46Out.
01:15:47I want to go out.
01:15:49With you.
01:15:51I want to make things again.
01:15:52I want...
01:15:58Aren't you going to answer your phone?
01:16:00It's just my landlord.
01:16:02See, it's just...
01:16:04It's Chad.
01:16:05Hold on.
01:16:06Chad?
01:16:06Yeah?
01:16:07Now it's not a great...
01:16:09Yeah, I'm back in my apartment.
01:16:11I just, uh...
01:16:13You gotta be kidding me.
01:16:17Wait, you're...
01:16:18You're...
01:16:19You're joking, right?
01:16:24Well, when...
01:16:26Has it been confirmed?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:32Okay, yeah, no.
01:16:33I just, uh...
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Okay, stand by.
01:16:39Who is it?
01:16:42Xavier Clifton.
01:16:43He's dead.
01:16:46Not the ex, man.
01:16:48I loved all his movies.
01:16:49He was so good in I and Mercury.
01:16:51I have to update his video and I, uh...
01:16:54I have to send it in.
01:16:58Can you stay?
01:17:03Just...
01:17:03Just for a little.
01:17:16I can stay.
01:17:20I can stay.
01:17:22I can stay.
01:17:41I...
01:17:42I...
01:17:43Am...
01:17:43Mercury!
01:17:49I told you I'd never let you go, Gwen.
01:17:52Not today.
01:17:53Not tomorrow.
01:18:04Definitely not tonight.
01:18:15Are you still locked out?
01:18:16No.
01:18:17I got rescued.
01:18:19I'm home.
01:18:20How do you feel?
01:18:22Better.
01:18:24Oh!
01:18:25Can't wait to hear about this.
01:18:27Bye, dudes.
01:18:30Hey.
01:18:32I just let the movers out.
01:18:34They, uh...
01:18:35Coming back?
01:18:37Not today.
01:18:41You hungry?
01:18:42I am.
01:18:45Burrito town?
01:18:46No.
01:18:47I got a place.
01:18:48You got a spot?
01:18:49Mm-hmm.
01:19:09I'm.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:29Communication.
01:19:29Good.
01:19:30Good.
01:19:31Good.
01:19:31Good.
01:19:32Way.
01:25:09Dreaming of you, dreaming of you, dreaming of you.
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