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00:09To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:07Oh, my God.
01:09Let's fucking go.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Do this.
01:13Okay, you better be home by 5.15.
01:19No problemo, babe.
01:20No problemo.
01:25Yo, stop, stop.
01:27You're gonna wake up the whole fucking neighborhood.
01:28Be fucking on time.
01:30Shit, I forgot.
01:31Are you fucking kidding me?
01:31Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:32You gotta give me a sec.
01:34Motherfucker.
01:34Damn it.
01:36Fucking...
01:36Oh, yeah.
01:37There it is.
01:39There it is.
01:40You get in the fucking car.
01:42You want me to go in that car?
01:43Get in the fucking car.
01:44Get in the car.
01:49Let's go.
01:50There's just nothing allowed yet, all right?
01:53Just...
01:53Why are you slamming that for?
01:55Why do you have to...
01:55Just fucking shut it.
01:57You slam it?
01:58Don't say you didn't when you did.
01:59Michael, I did this.
02:01You gotta show me again?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Exactly.
02:08I hated that.
02:10How terrible is that fucking filth?
02:12You got it from fucking Go-Go's.
02:14I think it's pretty good.
02:14What is it, Hazelette?
02:15You know, they're debit only now?
02:17What if you don't have a debit card, right?
02:19Then you're fucked if you don't have a debit card.
02:20You got the debit card.
02:21You gotta pay a fucking fee.
02:22It's like they fuck you in the ass either way.
02:24Yeah, because if they do the credit card,
02:25then they gotta pay a percentage of the credit card.
02:28I understand, but why fuck the customer?
02:29It's just for no reason.
02:34I gotta tell you, Mike,
02:35it's kind of like a little bit of a glass half-empty kind of
02:39energy you're working with for this mission.
02:40Double-O fucking suck my dick?
02:42What do you mean a mission?
02:42Yo, we're fucking transporting some goods across state lines.
02:45We're taking a fucking tape box to Gary, Indiana.
02:48Gary fucking Indiana.
02:49That's where we're going.
02:50What's in the box?
02:51I don't know what's in the fucking box.
02:52It's tape.
02:53I just said it's taped.
02:54You can tell me.
02:58All right.
02:59Fair enough.
02:59I don't need to know.
03:00You're a fucking donkey.
03:01That's what you fucking are.
03:02That's what you are.
03:02Fucking all.
03:03You don't even know what you're fucking taking.
03:04You're just fucking moving, donkey.
03:06Fucking packing you a donkey.
03:07I am a donkey.
03:08Yeah.
03:09You ever see what a donkey's packing downstairs?
03:11You ever see that donkey downstairs?
03:18What's happening?
03:19Stay here.
03:20Is that Jimmy?
03:23Mike.
03:25Mike.
03:26Mike.
03:27Mike.
03:27Mike.
03:27Mike.
03:28Mike.
03:29Mike.
03:30Mike.
03:54Thank you, Mike.
03:59What are you doing?
04:00Good.
04:02Didn't I say stay in the car?
04:04What?
04:04Man, I said stay in the car.
04:05Why can't you just stay in the fucking car?
04:07You didn't say stay in the car.
04:08You didn't hear me say stay in the car?
04:09Yeah, you didn't say it.
04:10You just fucking watching me?
04:11I didn't hear you say it because you didn't say it.
04:12It's too much, Rich.
04:14Fucking dog.
04:15Huh?
04:16I'm not a fucking dog.
04:17You can't fucking tell me where to go and when to do it.
04:21Yo, look what I made last night.
04:26You made a fucking...
04:28Did you make that?
04:29Yeah, I made this.
04:30Tunes for Gary.
04:32Come on, baby.
04:33Let's do this.
04:35Oh!
04:36Oh!
04:37Oh!
04:37Gradual with the volume, right?
04:39Just, just...
04:39I am gradual with the volume.
04:41Just turn it off.
04:42This is gradual with the volume.
04:43That's exactly what I did.
04:44I swear to God.
04:45Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
04:47Pull this fucking car over and fucking leave you here.
04:49You understand?
04:50This is not...
04:50This is not gradual with the speaker.
04:53Like that.
04:55That's not what I did.
04:56I know how to...
04:57I respect the fucking car.
05:00Now I want you to respect the fucking music.
05:24Good gracious.
05:30Yeah, there he is, there he is, there he is.
05:34Stop, don't fucking touch me.
05:35Stop, stop.
05:38Want to hear some fun facts about Gary?
05:41Can't wait.
05:42Guess the population.
05:4570,000.
05:47It is a rust belt city.
05:50It was once known as Magic City.
05:53It was once also known as the city of the century.
05:56The city of the century.
05:5754% female.
05:58For those of us in the car that are, you know, not married, that might be a pretty fun fact.
06:05Obviously, John Cougar, Mellencamp.
06:07Michael Jackson, fucking orangutan.
06:09Michael Jackson's from Gary.
06:10The old Jackson 5 for that night.
06:11Could have fucking said Tito before fucking John Cougar and Mellencamp.
06:13All right.
06:15Oh shit, Coney King does a piece of puff.
06:17What?
06:18Coney King does a piece of puff.
06:19I thought that was just a Chicago thing.
06:23You're trying to tell me you're not at all excited about traveling more?
06:26Traveling?
06:27Yeah.
06:27You're not just tired of the same old, same old.
06:29This is what I'm talking about, Michael.
06:31This is a fucking mission.
06:32Jimmy's entrusting us with some more responsibility.
06:34We've got the fucking open road ahead of us.
06:36You know, there's a lot of, you know, positive things about this day.
06:40Responsibility, huh?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:42Feeling respected?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Maybe the time you'll come to find that this is maybe a potentially transformative day.
06:52We're having a great day.
06:54Bop down to Gary.
06:56Little bada bing, bada boom.
06:57Bop bap out here.
06:59We're fucking home by 5.15.
07:00The latest.
07:015.15, why 5.15?
07:03It's just the thing with Tiff that she's got superstition about.
07:05Superstition about what?
07:06Her mom went into labor at 5.15.
07:08She got it in her head that she's gonna, you know, the same thing's gonna happen to her.
07:12That's the stupidest fucking thing I ever heard in my life.
07:14I can't.
07:14Why would the same thing?
07:15I know.
07:16Literally, how many minutes are in a fucking day?
07:17There's like thousands of fucking minutes in a day.
07:19Why would it happen at the same time?
07:20Michael, I'm not saying that this makes any kind of sense at all.
07:22So we need to be back by 5.15 because her fucking mother spit her out the fucking heart?
07:25It's a non-issue.
07:26It's a stupid shit.
07:27It's a non-issue.
07:27It's a non-issue.
07:28Well, it is a fucking issue if you're saying we gotta be back by 5.15.
07:31We'll be back by 5.15.
07:32That's why I'm saying it's a non-issue.
07:37You'd rather be fucking serving beefs all day?
07:41Fuckin' open road.
07:45Where's my Kansas City, baby, and a lot of Kansas City wine?
07:53Well, I might take the train, I might take the plane,
07:57But if I have to walk, I'm going just the same.
08:02I'm going to Kansas City.
08:04Kansas City, here I come.
08:09They got some crazy little women there,
08:13and I'm gonna give me one.
08:15Welcome to Indiana.
08:17There you go.
08:17You're a fucking world traveler, Rich. Congratulations.
08:20Let's go.
08:21Well, yeah, you feel different?
08:25Ah, yeah!
08:36City of magic.
08:38City of the century.
08:41You think this happened overnight?
08:43Oh, yeah, they just flipped a switch.
08:45And everything just went...
08:46Flipped a switch.
08:47Flipped a switch?
08:51Definitely doesn't feel like Chicago.
08:58You're fucking 35 minutes away.
09:02I don't know what to say.
09:04Still changed quick.
09:08And I'm gonna give me one.
09:09They got crazy little women there,
09:11And I'm gonna give me one.
09:17They've got some breath in and it came down to me.
09:27Got you.
09:30You want to do it?
09:43Hey, hi, hon.
09:44Hey.
09:45How you feeling?
09:48Uh, you know, I think I'm good.
09:51What do you mean?
09:52I don't know.
09:53I'm not sure how to describe it.
09:55It's just like...
09:56What?
09:56It's like, I feel like I have to shit really bad, but I don't know.
10:00I can't tell if this is what the doctor said to look out for.
10:03Okay.
10:04Like...
10:06Contraction?
10:06You think it's like Braxton Hicks?
10:09Uh, yeah, probably.
10:11But, you know, I'll be okay.
10:11It's not close to 515 yet, so...
10:14Yeah?
10:14Yeah, don't worry.
10:15I'm okay.
10:16Okay.
10:16Did you do the drop off?
10:18Uh, almost.
10:19Uh-huh.
10:20Well, I'm proud of you.
10:21I'm really proud of you.
10:21How's the drive?
10:22Are you having fun?
10:23Yeah.
10:23Yeah, we're having a good time.
10:26And...
10:26How about Mikey?
10:27Is he okay?
10:28Yeah, he's good.
10:29Okay, that's great.
10:30But don't smoke any cigarettes, though, honey.
10:32Promise me, right?
10:32All right.
10:33Listen, I'm gonna call you back, okay?
10:35Just try me if you need anything, okay?
10:36I love you.
10:37Okay, I love you so much.
10:39What's up?
10:40What'd he say?
10:41He said he'd let us know in a few hours.
10:44Let us know.
10:47What's it for?
10:48Like three, four?
10:49Richie, I didn't say it.
10:50He said...
10:53He had hours to killing Gary.
10:55You still feeling respected?
10:57Fuck it.
10:58It's just...
10:59I don't know.
10:59Let's get something to eat.
11:02You see that?
11:03It's Michael Jackson's house.
11:06Huh.
11:06Yeah.
11:08Shammo!
11:18Lock the door.
11:20Reach in there.
11:24What is he?
11:25Teddy Pendergrass?
11:26Yes, we are.
11:28Oh, a little TP.
11:29Yes, I love Teddy.
11:30The romantic hot dog place you got here.
11:33Oh.
11:35Oh.
11:36Look at him.
11:36To the old school music.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I'm right there with him.
11:39He said something.
11:39Yeah.
11:40And you know what they're saying.
11:41Yeah.
11:44Hi.
11:44Welcome to Clownie King.
11:46Appreciate you.
11:46Yo, Mike, this is Alicia.
11:47How are you, Alicia?
11:48Nice to meet you.
11:48Mike, how are you?
11:50I'll be your server.
11:51Just let me know if you need anything.
11:52Appreciate it.
11:53I brought you a lemonade.
11:57Welcome.
11:59You're missing out.
12:00You're missing out, huh?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Yeah.
12:03How long you worked here?
12:03I've been working here five years.
12:06Five years.
12:06Yeah.
12:07It's business pretty good.
12:08It's great.
12:09Yeah.
12:09I love it.
12:10You love it?
12:10What do you love about it?
12:11I like working with people, the public.
12:13That's the answer right there.
12:15Michael hates people.
12:16Oh, man.
12:18I believe what he says.
12:19I don't like crowds.
12:20I don't hate people, but I just don't like crowds.
12:23You cook at home?
12:25You like the truth?
12:26Yeah, only the truth.
12:27No.
12:28Yeah.
12:28When I leave here, I don't want to go stand in front of a stove with you.
12:31That's it, huh?
12:32Y'all cook at home?
12:34A little bit.
12:35Sometimes I write out some pots and pans, but I don't know.
12:37Not too much.
12:38I don't really cook at the restaurant, though, so.
12:39What kind of restaurant?
12:41Similar to this.
12:42Okay.
12:42You cook?
12:44I do some cooking from time to time.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yeah.
12:46What do you do?
12:47What do I do at the restaurant?
12:48At the restaurant?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah, what do you do?
12:51I guess I'm like, I don't know how you say it, like, kind of a bit of a song and
12:55dance,
12:55man.
12:55There you go.
12:56There you go.
12:57I don't know, public relations, forward facing, you know.
13:08Me.
13:08Do you think of the name Annie?
13:15Throw some names at me that you like.
13:20Hemi.
13:23Call me crazy, but I actually like the name Althea?
13:26Althea. Althea sounds like the name of like somebody that's getting their ass kicked off.
13:31Nah. Althea? Althea strong.
13:36Sounds like a nerd. Man. Althea.
13:41Althea. Althea later.
13:46Althea around noon. Althea. Althea when I got back from social studies.
13:54Althea for dinner. Althea when I feel.
14:14I met this Eva that I liked once. Eva.
14:23Thanks.
14:23Linda.
14:24Whether...
14:34Oh look at these little fuckers.
14:36Oh these little fuckers are about to get it.
14:39What's up girls? Oh we're gonna fucking...
14:42Okay. Yeah, sure.
14:44All right, you little fuckers.
14:47You ready to get some?
14:48It's my second favorite sport right here.
14:52Hey, we got Knicks!
14:55Hey, what's your score of that game right there?
14:58What, you guys hooping and you're picking daisies?
15:00Let me and my boy get one of you, we run threes.
15:03Which one? All right, come on, daffodil.
15:05You ready to win? Yeah?
15:07Come here, young buck. What's going on? I'm Mikey.
15:08And that's H.U. Jaden.
15:09What's up, buddy? How are you?
15:10Oh, we gonna have balls like that?
15:12Y'all want five points? What's up, Mikey?
15:14What's up? All right, let's run.
15:15I don't even need a warm-up.
15:18Come on, Rich, let's go!
15:19Oh, shit!
15:20It's time for a little silken suede.
15:23Y'all about to get some? Y'all want to run?
15:24You sure you don't need the stretch?
15:25I don't need the stretch. I'm about to stretch you, boy.
15:27Hold on, let's wait for him. You ready?
15:28Yeah. Hey, good luck, youngsters.
15:31Hold on, hold on, hold on.
15:33Come on, hold on.
15:37I'm sorry, where were you?
15:39All right, play, play, play.
15:40I got bigs. Go out there.
15:41Stay with him, stay in front of him.
15:42Oh, okay, come on.
15:44Uh-uh.
15:45Ha-ha.
15:45That's gonna hurt.
15:46Damn.
15:47Let's go, yeah.
15:47It's man game now.
15:49It's different. Let's go, ha-ha.
15:52Oh!
15:52You know it's the orange circle, right?
15:55It's the orange circle.
15:56You want to try to get it in that orange circle.
15:58Everyone's afraid of contact out here.
16:00Go to the basket.
16:01Go to the basket.
16:02That ain't happening.
16:03Don't be afraid.
16:04Come on.
16:04It won.
16:05Come on.
16:07Good for you, Mike.
16:08Every dog has his day.
16:09All right, bring it down there again.
16:11It's because I'm covering three guys, Rich.
16:13Let's go.
16:13Play ball.
16:14Ha-ha-ha!
16:15Hey!
16:16Fuck, yeah.
16:17What's that?
16:17Yo?
16:18Yeah, play for the...
16:19It's every time he's beating you in the back fucking door.
16:22Yo.
16:23Keep the fucking door shut.
16:24Do not let him...
16:25Do not let him get behind you.
16:26It's...
16:27It's...
16:27Motherfucker.
16:28All right, let's go.
16:29Nice play.
16:30Oh, where are you going?
16:32Let's go, fuck.
16:33That's what I'm talking about.
16:34Hey, you gotta hit one.
16:35That's one.
16:36Let's go.
16:37Hey, come on.
16:38Yep.
16:39Hit one, Daffodil.
16:41That's a good shot, boy.
16:42Bank's fucking open.
16:43All day long.
16:44I've seen it.
16:44Hey, hey, hey.
16:46It's a shot that fucking counts, right?
16:48Let's go.
16:48Play defense, hot shot.
16:51Head up.
16:53Let's go.
16:55You all right?
16:56You all right?
16:57You all right?
16:58No, I'm good.
16:59Let's go.
16:59Play ball.
16:59Check up.
17:00Check up.
17:01He's crying.
17:02I tell you what, they breed them soft out here in Indiana, huh?
17:05It ain't the 80s, though.
17:07It ain't the 80s.
17:08It ain't the 80s.
17:09Let's go.
17:10Yeah, I don't like it.
17:10Did you change your diaper before the game?
17:12Like, do you...
17:13Or do you just play...
17:13What, do you got a swimmer on?
17:14Hey, where's the...
17:15What, do you play with a swimmer on?
17:17Let's go.
17:17Next basket wins.
17:19No.
17:19Set a boat.
17:20Yes, sir.
17:21Yes, sir.
17:23Yeah!
17:23Let's just, baby.
17:24Let's fucking go.
17:25You see that screen?
17:26Yeah!
17:26I'm a fucking lion.
17:27I love it.
17:28I love you, boy.
17:29All day.
17:30Hey, good shit.
17:31Good shit, youngsters.
17:32Good shit.
17:33Look at that.
17:33Look at what he's doing.
17:35Hey, young buck, you're not so bad.
17:37You should miss a back...
17:37How do you miss a back door there?
17:39You see the back of his head?
17:40You got to cut to the back...
17:41And you're not passing the...
17:42Exactly, and that's what I've been trying to tell you.
17:43You guys are fucking garbage.
17:45The Indiana guys are fucking garbage.
17:47Hey, set your old bitch ass up.
17:49You're negative.
17:51You're negative.
17:52You know what, actually?
17:53I'm out to get you...
17:53Don't get...
17:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:56It's all right.
17:56Let him play.
17:56Let him play.
17:57Let him play.
17:57We love you.
17:58We love you.
17:58Yo, your fucking Nikes look like fucking moccasins.
18:07Fellas, let's be real.
18:09Gary, Indiana.
18:18Hey, you got tall boys?
18:20No tall boys.
18:22Regular boys.
18:23Like you.
18:25What do we got here?
18:30Hey, yo, yo, yo.
18:30Why you creeping?
18:35Come on, give me some of that O.E.
18:37I'm going to focus some of that...
18:40Drink your beer and get out.
18:41Okay, okay.
18:42Don't drink beer in store.
18:43Yo.
18:45I feel sorry for your mother.
18:46No!
18:47Come on.
18:48What you say about my mama?
18:50Sorry about my friend.
18:53Two, please.
18:56Let me get a scratch card.
18:59Crescent kick is a defensive maneuver.
19:01That's just, you know, clearing space.
19:03Just to fucking...
19:04And it's snap kick is for speed.
19:07Don't even see that fucker coming.
19:09But then if you need power, then, you know, it's just fucking side kick.
19:12Bah!
19:12All day.
19:13Break a fucker's knee, right?
19:14Bah!
19:15Ooh, that's it.
19:16I felt that shit.
19:17Want me to tell you what the move is, though?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Look, dude, I don't want to fight you at all.
19:20I'm just going home.
19:21That's it.
19:22Fucking back kick.
19:24Right?
19:25Back kick.
19:26I was getting there.
19:26Power's out.
19:27Ding dong, motherfucker.
19:31Oh, be careful there.
19:32Be careful.
19:32Don't get on the...
19:33Hey, I'm so sorry about...
19:34Boom!
19:35Fuck out!
19:36And it's like so many...
19:36It's like a fucking mule.
19:38Like, think about a mule.
19:38Like, it's these big...
19:40You're actually generating force with, like, the big fucking muscles.
19:44You know what I'm saying?
19:45Yeah.
19:45And it's because you're already going this direction,
19:47then you come in that direction.
19:48Yeah.
19:48Yeah, just even, like, the sight of it.
19:50You know what I mean?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Fuck yeah.
20:02Why are we starving?
20:06Christmas, cousin.
20:11Woo-hoo!
20:39Oh, yes, sir.
20:40Oh, yes, sir.
20:42You're fucking unbelievable.
20:44Yeah, man.
20:48Hey-ho!
20:50You got fucking magic powers, dawg.
20:56Oh, yes, sir.
20:56And your fingers start to poppin'
20:58And your beats start to movin' around
21:00And it was about to swing and sway
21:03When a band starts to play
21:04A real cool and way out sound
21:07And if you get the spugger
21:10And you can't sit down
21:11You feel like you gotta move around
21:15Need a shot of riddle and blue
21:17With just a little rock and roll on the side
21:20Just for the adventure
21:22Ah!
21:22Ah!
21:22Zulu fight, man!
21:24Zulu fight!
21:25Zulu fight!
21:25When your lover by your side
21:27Then you know you're gonna have a lot of pleasure
21:29Don't you worry about a thing
21:31It's about to dance and sing
21:33And chill, pop, come up on you
21:35Yo
21:36And when that rhythm finally hits you
21:38And the beat that you do
21:40You see that sign?
21:41Huh?
21:42Cousin, you see that sign right over there?
21:44Yeah.
21:48I think
21:51Did you see it before?
21:52What are you talking about?
21:54I'm saying there's no way
21:58The two of us are sitting here
21:59For over an hour
22:01And neither of us have seen
22:02That fucking sign right there
22:06Yeah, Rich, it's a fucking sign
22:09I think that bar just appeared
22:10Shut the fuck up
22:13For real, though?
22:14I think that bar just fucking appeared
22:16Michael
22:17Okay, the bar just fucking appeared, Rich
22:19You don't think that's crazy?
22:20I don't
22:21It's a fucking bar
22:23It's a sign
22:24Mm
22:26It's a sign
22:27Open
22:28That sign's a sign
22:31That sign is a sign
22:37Okay, it's a fucking sign
22:40We're not going in the fucking bar
22:42We're not going in the fucking bar, Rich
22:44We're not going in the fucking bar, Rich
22:46You sit down and do your fucking job, no
22:47Listen to what I'm telling you, Michael
22:48That sign is a sign
22:50Okay, it's a fucking sign
22:50Some things are bigger than you and me and fucking Jimmy
22:52We are going in there
22:53We're not going in the fucking bar
22:55Just sit the fuck down
22:55Oh, man, I hate when you get like this
22:57I fucking hate that
22:58Don't hit the fuck...
22:59What are you doing?
23:00What are you fucking doing?
23:01Fine, all right
23:01You're right, you're right
23:02Damn it
23:03You're right
23:04We can't do it
23:05Right
23:09What are you doing?
23:10Hey, Richie, get in the fucking car
23:12Rich
23:12Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle?
23:16Sir, please, I'm not going to ask you again
23:17Please step out of the vehicle
23:19License and registrate...
23:20Okay, that's it
23:21Put your vagina where I can see it
23:23Put your vagina right where I can see it
23:25There's fucking houses, stop
23:27Yo, yo, come on
23:28Wait, come on, we're not going
23:30Yo, come on, let's just go
23:31I'm not doing that fucking bar
23:32I'm not doing that fucking bar
23:33No, no
23:33Just a little shot of rhythm and blues
23:34And we come back
23:35No, we're not doing it
23:36You're fucking...
23:37You fucking do a shot of fucking cocaine
23:40You think you can fight a fucking tiger?
23:42Come on, stop
23:43It's fucking terrible
23:44What's terrible?
23:46I'm like genuinely inspired here
23:47And you're just shitting all over my fucking dreams
23:51It's terrible
23:52I hope you feel good about yourself right now
23:55Why are you pressuring me?
23:56Come on
23:58All right, fuck you
24:00I'm going in
24:01You're going in
24:01You're going in?
24:02I'm going in
24:04Oh, shit
24:06Yo
24:07I'm good?
24:08How do I look?
24:09You look like a fucking barbarian
24:10You look like my father
24:13All right, I'm going in
24:14Yo
24:16Punk if you need anything
24:18Yeah
24:19All right
24:21You'll fucking see
24:23You'll fucking see
24:26You're going to remember this fucking day
24:42That's a fucking sign
25:07I said
25:40Ain't nothing funny. Stop smiling. Still don't nothing move but the money. But now I've learned to earn cause I'm
25:45righteous. I feel great. So maybe I might just search for a nine to five.
25:51Hey. Hey. You Mike? Yeah. Is it true? What's that? I'm one of the goalies for the Blackhawks. Yeah?
26:10An e-bug? That's right.
26:16What is that? What's an e-bug? It's an emergency backup goalie. Yeah. Yeah. I like never play but I'm
26:27with the squad.
26:27That's cool. Mm-hmm. That's cool.
26:33Yeah. Your buddy told us about you. Yeah. I bet he did.
26:39He also said, um, tell you to put your big boy pants on.
26:45And join us in the bar.
26:48Sounds about right.
26:50Oh boy.
26:51I'm just a messenger.
26:52I got it. Okay.
26:53It's pretty fun though.
26:54Okay.
26:55I think you'll like it.
26:55Okay.
26:56Here we come.
27:14Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
27:16So I, one time after a night out, I got a ride home, but they took me to the wrong
27:22house and I was too embarrassed to tell them that I knocked on the door of the house and convinced
27:29them to let me just come inside for a little bit.
27:41All right. Nine years old. I'm an altar boy.
27:49You guys are fucking good. All right. Can I take another crack at this? All right. Okay. Um, my senior
27:58year, uh, I was doing pretty well in school.
28:01But with fucking maths, I'm with my fucking lambune, you know? So my grandma, yo, you see this? Fucking great.
28:13Um, so my grandma, she gave me an ultimatum. She's like, you got to get a math tutor.
28:19And so she told me about this lady, Rock Solano, who sang in her church choir, who she was like,
28:25uh, a math professor for Cook's County community.
28:30And I was like, no fucking way, grandma. I don't want to fucking do this. I don't want to do
28:33the math tutor with some fucking 90 year old, like, you know, fucking babushka.
28:38Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, so, but she was like, listen, you got to do it or
28:42you got to move out.
28:43So, come Thursday, 7.30, I'm at this dude's house, eating his fucking mom's golden lasagne, you know?
28:50Okay.
28:51And I realized, like, I got to be at, uh, at Rock Solano's, this Tudor's, you know, in like five
28:57minutes.
28:58So I fucking down my cranberry juice and I fucking sprint over there, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba,
29:02knock on the door.
29:04And this fucking woman that opens the door, I swear to God, like, straight out of Sports Illustrated fucking swimsuit
29:11issue.
29:12This is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen up to this point.
29:16Jet black hair, long, all the way down, just kissing kind of the top of her butt, you know?
29:21And we get in, what? What? What? What? What?
29:25You guys willing to factor fix me yet or you want to hear more of the story?
29:29You want to hear the story? Yeah, you want to hear the story. Okay.
29:32All right. So we get in there, we're talking math, and all of a sudden, I feel my entire insides
29:39just turn to liquid.
29:41And I got to take a shit, like, bad.
29:44But I know that she got one little bathroom right there, this tiny thing.
29:48I know if I go in there, she's going to hear everything, you know?
29:52And I'm just like, I mean, on the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber, you know, we're talking math.
29:57And on the inside, I'm just like, come on, asshole, don't you fucking fail me now, baby.
30:02And somehow, by the grace of God, I make it through this fucking tutor session, right?
30:09That's not helpful.
30:12So, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'll see you next Thursday, you know, blah, blah, blah.
30:16I get outside, and I'm like, yes, I'm going to fucking make it.
30:19I start to walk, quickly back up, back down, and it just comes out. That's it.
30:24And it's just like, that's what is happening.
30:28And I'm just, I start to pull my drawers down, my pants down.
30:32I look like one of those photographs of the guys that just discovered oil, you know?
30:37Like, stuff is gurgling, I can't tell what's coming up.
30:39And it's just like, some mud, and shit, and everywhere.
30:45And it's, I'm like, I have this incredible feeling of relief, right?
30:49Until I see her little porch light come on, and time slows down, and I see her doorknob turn, and
30:56open.
30:57And I look at her, and she looks at me very quickly, and then she quickly looks away, and I
31:04just fucking take off.
31:06Through the hedges, and I'm just fucking running.
31:09I'm just heading right back to Michael's house, and I'm covered with brambles, and my balls are slapping on either
31:14side.
31:15And I just got, like, a trail behind me, and I just can't stop laughing.
31:19And I'm crying with laughter, because I know in six blocks down fucking Milwaukee, I'm going to be at this
31:24dude's house.
31:25And I'm going to tell him this story, and this motherfucker is going to love it.
31:29Factor fiction.
31:34Sadly, sadly, it is a fact.
31:36Sadly, it is a fucking fact.
31:43I'm fine, I'm fine.
31:44This is what's on me.
31:46I subject you guys to it.
31:47All right.
31:48Hold on, I'll be right back.
31:49I'll be right back.
32:00You know I know, right?
32:02What's it?
32:04Huh.
32:08You know I know.
32:09You're not a goalie for the life.
32:11Yes.
32:12That's total bullshit.
32:14Yeah.
32:14Mm-hmm.
32:19What gave it away?
32:23Something in your eyes.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Fair.
32:27Fair.
32:30You prefer Mike?
32:32Mikey?
32:32Michael?
32:34It's got to be your call.
32:36Yeah.
32:38No preference.
32:40Preference.
32:40Up to the customer.
32:42Mm-hmm.
32:44How about you?
32:45What's your name?
32:46Can you tell me?
32:48Guess.
32:49Guess?
32:51Oh, man.
32:52Daphne.
32:53Bridget.
32:54I don't know.
32:55What?
32:56Shh.
32:57Oh, boy.
32:58Shonda.
32:59Shit.
32:59Shit.
33:00Shit.
33:00Fuck, I don't know.
33:01Sherry.
33:02Sherry, okay.
33:04Sherry from Gary.
33:05Oh, hey.
33:06That's the first time I've ever heard that before.
33:13You don't want to play the game, huh?
33:15Yeah.
33:18I don't know what that means for me.
33:19I mean, you...
33:21You want to go?
33:24I don't want to go.
33:25Yeah?
33:26Yeah.
33:28Fact or fiction?
33:30Michael?
33:32Okay.
33:34Uh...
33:35Ask me a question.
33:37You from here?
33:44I am not from Indiana.
33:48I am from Portland.
33:51Maine, not Oregon.
33:53Okay.
33:56What are you doing here?
33:59Needed to start over.
34:01Uh-huh.
34:01I need to get away from someone, something.
34:04Got in my 88 Honda Accord and started driving west,
34:08and my car broke down not too far from here.
34:11My mom's favorite movie was 11 in the afternoon,
34:15starring Gary Cooper.
34:17She always said she would have named me Gary if I was a boy,
34:19so I saw the sign, and I was like,
34:22All right, ma.
34:23Stayed one night.
34:24It was quiet.
34:27I like a ghost town.
34:29You know what I mean?
34:29Mm-hmm.
34:32Kept staying.
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:34Work at this jazz joint.
34:35Jazz joint down on Broadway called Dirties.
34:39Dirties?
34:39Yeah, I broke the bar.
34:40You like it?
34:41It's great.
34:42Why?
34:45Come on, what's not to like about a day we jazz and blues joint in Gary and Deanna?
34:53Uh, let's see.
34:57That is a fact.
35:01Fiction.
35:01No, really?
35:03Yeah.
35:03Fuck.
35:04Fuck.
35:07That Gary Cooper shit, that was suspect as a motherfucker.
35:10No, that's real.
35:10No, that's real.
35:11No, it's not.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14Tiff, it's me.
35:15It's Richie.
35:16Wait, no.
35:16I can barely hear you.
35:18Tiff, it's me, Richard.
35:20Oh, my God.
35:21Where are you?
35:22I'm in fucking Gary.
35:23So loud there.
35:25It's going so good.
35:26You sound like you're in a bar.
35:28Are you in a bar?
35:28We're in a bar.
35:30Why are you in a bar?
35:32Because the clients.
35:34Why are you doing me in a bar?
35:36The clients from Jimmy.
35:38Tiff, it's going so fucking good.
35:40Mikey is so smooth.
35:42He's so fucking smooth.
35:44I can't really.
35:44Mikey is so smooth.
35:46Okay.
35:47We're having such a good time.
35:49Okay, can you hear me?
35:50Because I'm here.
35:51Please give me to you.
35:52Hello?
35:53How are you feeling?
35:56Do it again?
35:59Yeah?
35:59All right.
35:59I was born and raised right the fuck here in Gary, Indiana.
36:02I lived here my whole life.
36:03I loved to travel.
36:05Gone everywhere.
36:06But I lived here my whole life.
36:08I love trains.
36:09Do not put me on a boat.
36:11Let's see.
36:12I got two older sisters.
36:14They got a different dad, who I thought was Santa Claus until I was 11 years old.
36:18I'm not sure thinking about that one.
36:20I had ovarian cancer when I was 22.
36:26My mom is okay.
36:27My dad is not.
36:31I have a three-legged dog named Lucky.
36:34He's the coolest dude in town.
36:37And I studied to be an arborist.
36:39An arborist?
36:40Yeah.
36:42You like trees.
36:43I do.
36:44You do?
36:44Say why.
36:44What are the trees?
36:48They're quiet.
36:49Sturdy.
36:49Reliable.
36:50They're always there when you need them.
36:53And they're pretty.
36:58That's a fucking fact.
37:01Maybe.
37:05It's a fact.
37:07Maybe, maybe not.
37:08What makes you say it's a fact?
37:10You just...
37:12Yeah, you're speaking from your heart.
37:15Right?
37:22What are you looking for, Michael?
37:33Anything?
37:34Anything?
37:46There you are, Sarah.
37:56You just called me Sarah.
38:01You're pretty on Brady.
38:04You're what he fucking calls me.
38:07Okay, so...
38:08It's 3.17 right now.
38:10I got enough time to be home by 5.15, right?
38:13Oh, yeah.
38:14Right again?
38:16Yeah, yeah.
38:17Oh, if the train isn't running.
38:18Oh, my God.
38:20What happens with the train?
38:21You'll get caught behind.
38:23It is...
38:24Jason Jones.
38:26Oh.
38:28Okay.
38:28All right, thanks, guys.
38:29So you leave yourself a buffer.
38:32That's, like, kind of the whole operation, you know?
38:34Wow.
38:34So you like work for him?
38:36Yeah.
38:37I mean, I'm...
38:38I'm self-employed, you know?
38:40Yeah.
38:40Yeah.
38:41So you're the boss.
38:43Yeah, I guess I'm the boss.
38:46And a lot of people depend on you, huh?
38:49I depend on a lot of people.
38:53I bet you're a good leader.
38:57Mm-hmm.
39:01People, like...
39:04Like, people say things about me.
39:07And what do they say?
39:10They say that I don't finish things.
39:16Fact or fiction, Michael?
39:22You mind if I do a poem?
39:25I thought you were going to be you.
39:30That's...
39:32That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
39:37Do you plan to be there for him?
39:39Yeah, yeah.
39:39No, I'm going to be back.
39:40We're just down here, one, two, wrapping up some business.
39:43And then I'll be back up there.
39:45Put my catcher's mitt on.
39:46Ready to fucking go.
39:48Yeah, yeah, ready.
39:50I can't tell you that.
39:51It's like a birthday wish.
39:52No, no, no.
39:52I would tell you, but my wife's got all...
39:55She's all superstitious about a lot of this stuff,
39:57and she was like, she don't want to be carried out of that stuff.
39:59We're having a girl...
40:00I can't tell you that we're having a girl.
40:01Oh!
40:02Yeah, yeah.
40:06You...
40:07I'm okay.
40:08No.
40:08I'm okay.
40:09I'm okay.
40:09I'm okay.
40:12I'm okay.
40:15I'm okay.
40:18When I was a kid, you know, my mom, she used to do this thing
40:22where, like, when she was, like, on, like, the perfect mixture
40:25of, like, all kinds of fucking things in her system, you know?
40:28It was just, like, perfect.
40:30She'd, like, come into my room in the middle of the night,
40:32you know, and she'd, like, scratch my back,
40:33and she had, like, the longest nails, and she'd just...
40:35You know, and she used to walk me through my day, you know?
40:39Like, and, like, the most fucking minute details, you know?
40:42Like, describing every little fucking bit of fabric
40:45of the fucking day, you know?
40:46Like, what we were going to eat when we were going to wake up,
40:48what I was going to wear, what was going to be on the radio,
40:49like, every fucking thing, you know?
40:51And just, like...
40:53It would make me feel, like, I don't know, like,
40:55it would just make me feel so relaxed.
40:58Yeah.
40:58Yeah.
40:59Yeah.
41:00And, like, no matter what was going to happen that day,
41:02it didn't matter, like, fucking tests or some shit bag
41:04I had to fucking deal with.
41:05Like, I knew that, and she had planned it for me.
41:08It was great.
41:08And then I remember there was just one time,
41:10and I was like, hey, Ma?
41:13Hey, Ma, will you come in and tell me about my day tomorrow?
41:15And she was like...
41:17She, like, got angry, you know?
41:18And she was like...
41:19She was like, Mike, you...
41:21What the fucking difference does it make?
41:22It's just a day.
41:26Like...
41:28I just didn't understand how that could be, like...
41:32Like, how that could be the same person, you know?
41:34Yeah.
41:36That's so scary.
41:37Yeah.
41:42Yeah, she shouldn't have done that.
41:45She tried her best.
41:47Can I sit with you?
41:50Yeah, I wish you would.
41:54Come on in, the water's fine.
41:56Oh, boy.
41:58His first impulse was the fucking movie.
42:02You know what I'm saying?
42:03You know what I'm saying?
42:04The one without the narration?
42:06That's the one.
42:07Okay.
42:07Okay?
42:09I gotta call my uncle.
42:10Call him!
42:11All right.
42:11Call him!
42:12Let's all...
42:12Everyone call their uncle.
42:14Jimmy, it's rich.
42:15Where the fuck are you?
42:16All right.
42:18Call me back.
42:19All right.
42:20I guess it's just like, you know, this way of seeing the world, you know, like, this
42:25perspective, you know, this lens that I've always had, like, these things that just bother
42:28people and hurt people and make them frustrated or furious, you know?
42:33Like, to me, it just...
42:35I never got it.
42:36Like, it didn't affect me like that.
42:37No, it doesn't fucking matter.
42:39Nothing fucking matters.
42:40Nothing fucking matters.
42:41Nothing fucking matters.
42:42And I get that, right?
42:43Yeah.
42:43Like, it's meaningless, so I...
42:45And when I'd go on that trip, like, I could catch this groove, you know, sometimes for,
42:50like, weeks at a time, you know?
42:51Like, sometimes for months, I'd just, like, have this, like, bliss, you know?
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:55And yeah, I know I'm, like, like, I'm, like, all fucking, like, babbling and shit, like,
43:00here in a fucking bathroom, like, a fucking baby, but I could be, like, I could be a fucking
43:04blast.
43:05I can be a blast.
43:05Like, I can share it, you know?
43:07And then all of a sudden, like, out of nowhere, those same thoughts, like, this kind of meaninglessness
43:12of it all.
43:13And, you know, it, like, makes me sad.
43:17Yeah.
43:19Nothing matters.
43:19It sets you free, but then where are you, right?
43:22It's the same thing.
43:22You know where.
43:23It's the same thing.
43:24Yeah.
43:24And then I'm, like, like, so sad.
43:27Like, I'm fucking drowning, you know?
43:28Look.
43:28My jaw feels fucking like a million fucking pounds, and I, I, it's like, I don't want to...
43:32That sounds exhausting.
43:37You must be really tired.
44:00I'm sorry.
44:03I'm sorry.
44:03Good night.
44:05Good night.
44:10Shoot me out!
44:12Shoot me out!
44:15I just found a lot.
44:19Just found a lot.
44:21Just found a lot.
44:23Too many to try.
44:25Oh, oh, oh.
44:27Oh, oh.
44:49Yeah, Rich, I'm good, I'm good, I'm coming.
44:51All right, we gotta go.
44:53Yeah.
44:54I'm sorry to interrupt you guys.
44:55Cousin, we gotta go.
44:57Okay, we're going.
44:58Rich, don't do that.
44:59I said I'm coming.
45:00Mike, I'm serious.
45:00Okay, we're fucking going!
45:03Cousin, Jimmy said he hasn't heard from you all day.
45:06His guy is waiting.
45:08Okay, I heard you.
45:09Cousin, I'm coming.
45:11All right.
45:11Fuck you.
45:13That's...
45:31Hey, I'll come back.
45:32Okay, I'll come back.
45:33Yeah, I'll come back.
45:38I can bring it back then.
45:40OK, all right.
45:41Oh, it's...
45:43Yeah, that's all right.
45:54Yeah, I know.
46:22You look like fucking Ronald McDonald, what's wrong with you?
46:27No, your phone is dead, huh?
46:31Michael, come on.
46:32What's the name of the phone?
46:32It wasn't a capital crime.
46:33What's the problem?
46:34Cousin, we got this meeting in town.
46:35Where's the fire?
46:36Where's the fire?
46:37We're going, we're going.
46:38Okay, okay.
46:42Hey, let's hit it.
46:44Yo, we're out of here.
46:46What about my turn?
46:47Good to meet you guys.
46:48It's been a pleasure to meet you all.
46:50Hang on, hang on.
46:52Hey, we're in America though, right?
46:53Last time I checked, Gary Indiana is in the sovereign United States.
46:56Is it not, Vanessa?
46:58Are we not in America?
46:59Everybody get a turn.
46:59Everybody gets a turn.
47:01All right.
47:01What great are you fucking people?
47:03How great is this fucking...
47:05This fucking...
47:06This place got fucking heart, you know?
47:08That's what I was trying to tell you.
47:09It's magic.
47:10This place is magic.
47:14All right.
47:15You know, we're just a pair of fucking wired and worried travelers and we fucking love it here.
47:20We thank you.
47:21We thank you, Gary fucking Indiana.
47:23We thank you.
47:25Magic.
47:26Magic.
47:27You know, I just want to take this opportunity because right now, my, uh...
47:32My fine furry cousin right there, my fucking best friend.
47:37Any second now, he's gonna be a dad.
47:39Hey!
47:41Hey!
47:41And not only that, not only that, not only that.
47:44Hey!
47:44Hey!
47:45He's happy.
47:47He's happy.
47:49He's happy.
47:49Rich, you're happy.
47:52Right now, I swear, this is, this is the most...
47:57It's like the most healthy and like...
47:59You're full, you're full, and I love it.
48:04He's in love, you know?
48:07Fucker cannot wait to be a father either.
48:09I mean, he can't fucking, he can't, he can't fucking wait.
48:13I mean, he's got this pride.
48:19You're glowing, Rich.
48:23You're glowing, I love you.
48:24It's my fucking boy, I love you.
48:26I love you, I love you, I love you so much.
48:30Look at him, he's gonna be a dad, look at him.
48:32Look at his fucking, that's gonna be a father, that.
48:34That right there is gonna be a father, right?
48:37Fucking kid's gonna end up abandoned and alone
48:40just like he was, but hey, shit, hey,
48:42at least you went into it with a good fucking mindset,
48:45right kid, huh?
48:46I mean, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, no, I love it.
48:48That's the thing, that's the thing you gotta know
48:50about Rich, man, is that the one thing
48:53that you can absolutely fucking depend on
48:55with this fucking guy is that if he is involved,
48:58he's gonna fuck it up.
48:59I mean, he is gonna fuck it up, and everybody knows it.
49:02I mean, no, no, nobody says it, right?
49:03Nobody says it, because everybody's a fucking coward
49:05and a fucking liar, but this isn't gonna be
49:07any fucking different.
49:09I mean, he's gonna fuck this.
49:10He's gonna, his entire life is a fucking bed
49:12that he took a shit in the middle of
49:14and he just smears it, and that's what's beautiful.
49:16Look at him, it's beautiful.
49:17But he's gotta fuck this up, too, right?
49:20No, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, everybody knows it.
49:23They don't say it, but they, look, look, ooh, ooh, look at his eyes.
49:28Look at those beady little fucking eyes.
49:30He knows it, too, that's the fucking thing.
49:32All right.
49:32He knows it, too.
49:33What, all right, what?
49:34We gotta go.
49:34We gotta go.
49:35We gotta, where we going?
49:37Where we, where we fucking going?
49:39Yo, we got this meme.
49:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta, you know what you gotta do?
49:42You gotta get in the fucking truck
49:43and just start fucking driving.
49:45Just fucking bolt, right?
49:47Just fucking, you wanna do that kid of yours a favor?
49:49Just fucking bolt, just fucking hit the fucking road
49:51and do not come back, you wanna do him a favor, right?
49:54No, it's fine, it's fine, it doesn't matter.
49:56It doesn't matter, it's the truth.
49:58It's the truth.
49:59What, you gonna be a good father?
50:00Is that what you gotta be?
50:02Huh, Ronald McDonald, you gonna be a good father?
50:04Are you gonna be a good father?
50:06It doesn't matter.
50:07It doesn't matter, just say it, just say it.
50:09You're gonna fuck it up, right?
50:10Come on, you're not mad.
50:11Don't be mad.
50:12You're not mad.
50:13You're not mad.
50:14Are you mad?
50:15Are you mad?
50:16You're not mad.
50:17You're not mad.
50:18No, just say it.
50:19Stop it.
50:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
50:21Oh, he's telling the fucking truth, finally.
50:25He's telling the fucking truth.
50:27Say it again, you hate me?
50:28You hate me, Rich?
50:30You gotta fuck this up, Rich.
50:31Just say that and we'll go.
50:33Say it and we'll go.
50:34Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
50:40Stop, brother.
50:41Maybe she's not lying anymore.
50:42Why are you doing this?
50:43I love you.
50:44Why are you doing this?
50:45I love you.
50:48You're a coward, Rich.
50:50You're a fucking coward.
50:52I'm a coward?
50:53You're a coward.
50:54I'm a coward.
50:57You're a coward.
51:08I'm a coward.
51:09Kid's gonna hate you, Rich.
51:15Kid's gonna...
51:18This is...
51:22No, no, no.
51:23Mm-mm.
51:34No, no, no, no.
52:16No, no, no, no.
52:48Hey.
52:50One of you, Mikey?
52:56This is for Jimmy.
53:10What's in the box?
53:37What's in the box?
53:43What do, uh...
53:46What do plastic pump impellers do?
53:49They rotate.
53:58Well, what's your own?
54:02Probably not.
54:05FedEx strikes are over.
54:33Oh, that's...
54:35I'll do it.
54:36...
54:42...
54:51...
54:51...
54:52...
54:52...
54:53...
54:54...
57:19No, no, no, no, no!
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