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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
01:18You are happy.
01:19You are happy.
01:44You are happy.
01:45I am so excited to see you guys, you can put a moisturizer, then highlighter, then blush, then lip gloss,
01:54and finally you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara and you have no makeup look.
02:03No makeup look.
02:05This is the 28 things in the mouth.
02:08It's 2 inches.
02:09It's a little bit.
02:13The small cities of the village, they also have sat on YouTube.
02:18Hi guys.
02:20Guys, so many of you have to go home.
02:22Hi guys.
02:24Please comment on the video, you can feel bad.
02:26Guys, you must get to the street from the street.
02:32Guys, I will tell you about the backlash.
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03:04I can't take a look at the
03:06I can't take a look at the
03:08I'm not a
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03:50please welcome mr. Samirna and mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
04:15Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:17Welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:18Are you, are you, are you.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:21I don't care about it I don't care about it I don't care about it
04:51I have to search for the police.
04:54How did it look like this last year?
04:56How did it look like this?
04:58It was a strange year.
04:59It was a strange year.
05:00There are two people who are going to the Supreme.
05:03They are Kham and Siddhu Paji.
05:12I have written for you.
05:14I don't know.
05:19We have to tell you everything.
05:20You're afraid to be afraid
05:21You are afraid to be afraid
05:25You are afraid to be afraid
05:25You are afraid to be afraid
05:27You will be afraid
05:29We will leave the pipes from a cave
05:34Once you are going to the streets
05:39Oh
05:41Oh, Paji, if he killed a joke today, then we will all be able to get out of the house
05:52It feels like I'm going to get out of the house
05:55Today, you will have a little bit of coaching
05:57How do you do the bounce back?
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together
06:01There was a police case
06:02So, today, you will be together
06:04You will drink coffee
06:07You will drink coffee or anti-spitry bail
06:13Did you see it later?
06:14I had a lot of episodes
06:15I had a phone too
06:16I had a phone call
06:18I said to you, I had a case
06:20Why didn't you happen?
06:22When my show was closed
06:24One day before, I called myself
06:27That something is bad
06:28Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you have a look
06:33You have to go a little bit
06:34I told myself
06:37I didn't have to say anything
06:40You don't have to say anything
06:42But when you are famous
06:43Then you will not say anything
06:45What?
06:59What?
07:00What?
07:02What?
07:06What?
07:10What?
07:11What?
07:21What?
07:23Oh
07:25The show has been closed, who has been calling me?
07:30I was calling him a lawyer
07:31and his phone was not getting me.
07:36Where are you from?
07:38My brother came to an audience and I went to his house.
07:44He is here for that.
07:45The job is being done by the job.
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08:08This controversy about you have to do more shows and live shows, or the books that you have already told
08:13me, put advance on.
08:16The phone is very nice, but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely, the first call of Kapil sir came.
08:32I don't know if it was a good thing, it was a good time.
08:37If it was a good time, your bad time will also go.
08:44We were waiting for the rest.
08:45The other thing happened.
08:46At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56How did you do it?
08:58It was a two weeks of peace.
09:00And Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:07Hey, Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same.
09:15Oh!
09:16It's not.
09:17It's a good time.
09:19It's a good time.
09:21It's a good time.
09:22It's a compliment for you.
09:26It's a good time.
09:28It's a breath of fresh air.
09:29First of all, I want to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39Then leave your heart clean.
09:40The heart is clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:47That's how I feel.
09:48That's how I feel.
09:52That's how I feel.
09:55I feel like the stars are very dark.
10:01Yeah, the stars are very bright.
10:03I feel like the stars are like the stars.
10:03If you want to hear from your friends, you can hear from your fans.
10:09You are the only girl who can tell their friends.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:41Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:45Aap loge ko dekke hi humara man karta hai ki loge ko hasa hai.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:55Sachmeh, I am watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that in one day, I am on TV.
11:01I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Betha, Bhagawan eek darwaza agar bandh karta hai,
11:19toh das khidkia kholta hai.
11:21Tu khidki dekhne wala ban bas.
11:23Un sab se loge pathal mar da hai, sir.
11:28I love you guys.
11:39I love you guys.
11:39You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Super.
11:47you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:54You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:54You are a part of the comedy circus.
11:57I follow every episode.
11:59I don't know what to say.
12:00You are a part of my whole childhood.
12:10You are a part of my childhood.
12:11Have you ever heard of me?
12:17I love you too?
12:20I'm a part of my childhood.
12:24You have to hear it.
12:26You are a part of my childhood.
12:29And I am from the only embarassing I have.
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29:29which is made by my hand my friend bruhful so he's here beautiful thank you
29:36brother my repast the affiliate gift so charles you are so much love and
29:40for you go ibbo to see you get a foreign trip bali
29:46go ps में अब बोड़ेख नकुत अब स्पूरेगरा सेने को को मेडियन को हम सब के
30:03senior और वनने इंडियन टेलिविजिन पे ल्व्टर चेलेजिक पहले सीजिन अपने
30:08He has given his name, he has given his life, and he has given his life.
30:10Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:41He has given his life, and he has given his life, and he has given his life.
31:17But later, he has given his life.
31:30me neither oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
31:38I saw some a big number oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
31:51am I am I am I
31:55okay
31:55I will do the same thing
31:56I will make a decision
31:57I don't have to say
31:59I don't have to say
32:04I'm a
32:12I'm a
32:20brush
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32:29realizing of BLM
32:33I want to ask Sunil what's done in the Kamene?'
32:39and if it comes to him you will only read them through their sins
32:46I e- handlar conti
32:48I lisural Maison
32:59if I cuz I had languages
33:03foreign
33:16foreign
33:29a new name is showstopper.
33:32I feel like this is a cool life moment for me
33:35that this generation of goat comics
33:38and last generation of goat comics.
33:39There are so many holes cut out.
33:41We were able to get out of it.
33:43Sir, I have been giving you a gift.
33:49Thank you, thank you.
33:53Sir, you are in attack mode.
33:57No, no.
33:59Love you, love you.
34:02My mind is a question.
34:03Sunil, where I am,
34:05the first time you are in the winner,
34:06we are watching you.
34:07I was thinking about you.
34:09I was sitting in the office,
34:11and I had a phone in front of us.
34:13There were 6 months in the next 6 months.
34:18You have come to my film in the chapel.
34:22What is your strategy?
34:24What is your strategy?
34:27I thought
34:27that one will come.
34:30I am looking too young,
34:32I am looking too young
34:33and I am a big.
34:34What are you doing?
34:35I thought that I will do something like this,
34:40that I am different.
34:42I feel like you were going to swim somewhere and you can see that it's going to light weight, so
34:47you're going to go there.
34:50We're going to swim in the chuppel, and we're going to swim somewhere.
35:07Sir, they've said so much to us.
35:42My mother is happy to see me.
35:54as a comedian genuinely
36:24very good
36:26that's it let's go
36:44welcome to six news debate
36:46now tonight in the debate
36:54debate in the tonight
36:58here you have to say
37:00what you have to say
37:01what you have to say
37:03noise pollution has to be there
37:11let me introduce
37:23oh
37:24oh
37:26oh
37:27oh
37:29oh
37:29oh
37:31oh
37:35oh
37:36I don't even know if it's a big anchor, why did you put a jet spray?
37:46I understand, because it's a lot of pressure, it's a lot of pressure.
37:54Let's concentrate on the debate.
37:57Relax.
37:58is there don't have a lot of kids are better away and we are so I can't have a
38:05baby sir I gave me I'm not real I'm not a star for the security reason
38:11like in my social video well now I'm a bestie drinda
38:15I said I'll look like I'll be back at best
38:19I'll be right back I'll be back so it's a
38:47So, first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:59I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, no, we cannot, sorry, no, no,
39:12no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
39:17no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:06I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse
40:08me,
40:37I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse
40:38me,
41:05I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse
41:08me,
41:08I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse
41:28me,
41:28I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse
41:46me,
41:53I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, come here, I want to know
42:02that, excuse me,
42:08so i am fluent
42:09first tell me about what is going on
42:11so i don't know what is going on
42:16how many years are going on
42:17like Benji is going on
42:17but then he is going on
42:19okay
42:21you tell me
42:21what do you say
42:23what are you saying
42:26sir
42:27if you want to go 3-5
42:29you want to go here
42:30here
42:32come here
42:33come here
42:41Sir, I think that a girl has become a girl.
42:46People just see that they are becoming a girl, but they don't see their work behind them.
42:50Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji are back stage in 35 minutes.
42:57Archana ji took a half an hour, right?
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:18But he just said that and I heard it.
43:22Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:27I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:53What is that? Tell me.
44:00What is that? Tell me.
44:08I get this.
44:10I get it. I get it. I get this.
44:14I get this.
44:34foreign
44:35foreign
44:37foreign
45:08What did you say?
45:12Wait, see, I want to say this, the same as the king is the king of the army.
45:20I want to say that I'm going to say that.
45:38Let's move on to the next topic.
45:41Dada jiye nai perosan ko pichis se pukda.
45:44Chini chudate huye.
45:46Dekha, baat ghoom gai.
45:48To kya boss lekar baat ghoomane ka art hai comedy?
45:52It's what I'm gonna ask you.
45:53I don't know what I'm gonna ask you.
45:54But fart in a comedy.
45:58I've seen you, you had objected on the fart on the comedy.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass?
46:06It's fart!
46:07It's fart!
46:08What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed fart!
46:14I want to tell you something.
46:17Any man who doesn't have a criminal on his own mother's face.
46:21I think that we have a case of that.
46:24It's from an image that the ramesh and the suresh have two sisters.
46:25The ramesh has played in the police.
46:28The suresh has brought up the first place within the world.
46:31It's kind of the root.
46:32But試 rainy has a strong, but the ramesh's wrath.
46:33Because the fact that it's right, is the right way around.
46:35The police had the same with the fart and the car.
46:39We are all of a mother and the sons of the race.
46:41but I don't want to fart because it's a wrong path
46:47then I move to the next topic
46:53next topic is we use in the comedy
46:56in the comedy
46:57in the comedy
47:01words use
47:04why?
47:07because they don't have voice
47:11Oh yeah, ah I have to have a better
47:14I'm gonna do that
47:17Oh
47:19Okay, so we can have a music
47:21Oh
47:23Yeah, that is cheating hot he got a car
47:27Is the market you can't make it a market to move your car
47:30Yeah, I'm looking at the market
47:32We're gonna do it
47:34We're gonna do it
47:36We're gonna figure it
47:37Okay, we're gonna do it
47:47I disagree.
47:50But you say that two andes, I can three andes.
47:54Who is this?
47:58One, two, three.
48:08This is airport, 800 rupes.
48:11I don't know how to do it.
48:16I don't know how to do it.
48:20I don't know how to do it.
48:24I don't know how to do it.
48:33Next move.
48:36What should I do in comedy is my question.
48:41What should I say about this?
48:47Nation wants to know.
48:50I don't know how to write about this.
49:08Why should I say that?
49:13Yeah.
49:13It's the same one.
49:18What should I say about this?
49:20something in this.
50:18This guy is so good.
50:21So all these examples, is that comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:54Is this the comedy?
51:11Is this the comedy?
51:14Is this the comedy?
51:15This is the comedy.
51:17Are they screening?
51:22Is this the comedy?
51:25Is this the comedy?
51:30He is the comedy.
51:37He is the comedy.
51:38I don't know.
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