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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 05: Beautiful Billionaires
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00:00You
00:14Can I help you
00:18I'm sorry do I know you
00:21Cooper it's me
00:24It's Jordan
00:27Your partner, fuck buddy
00:30I thought we were best friends
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here I swear
00:36Bullshit where is she?
00:37Cooper stop
00:39Something happened to me over there okay
00:41A weapon an infection or something
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed what she called me
00:53I want you
00:55Your dick
00:57The provincial that brings me back to life
01:14I do love those eyes but they are lying to you right now
01:40Japan
01:42Right
01:45You have to hear me, don't just see me.
01:50You ready to listen, Al?
02:17You ready to listen.
02:56You ready to listen.
03:33You ready to listen.
03:37You ready to listen.
04:03You ready to listen.
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07:11You ready to listen.
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07:59You ready to listen.
08:12You ready to listen.
08:16This Condé Nast situation has become a scorching fucking hemorrhoid
08:22They have a live infected specimen at NIH and we can't have that can we? No, we cannot
08:29You need to make it a dead one
08:37The FBI is all over this there's one agent specifically anything else
08:42Maybe I should do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle
08:46His name is Madsen Cooper Madsen currently in New York City
08:59Well
09:02You're off the hook now baby boy
09:23I'm sorry. I just panicked Jordan
09:24I don't understand why you didn't call me any idea. How worried I was sorry. I just
09:30I just panicked Jordan
09:33I don't understand why you didn't call me any idea. How worried I was sorry. I just
09:34It's me. That's what made it so complicated
09:39Well because you got all this from fucking
09:43Wow, I
09:44Mean I think I got it that way
09:48Do you think you were targeted?
09:50I don't know I
09:53Woke up and he was gone without a trace
10:08Was he wearing protection I'm your partner
10:13Not your child. I'm not trying to shame you. I'm trying to understand feels like shaming
10:20Okay
10:22So let's say you didn't get it because you came into contact with foreign bodily fluids and he dosed your
10:26drink or sprayed some kind of aerosol fine
10:30But that doesn't really vibe with how we've seen this thing work
10:36Fucking stupid, I just I saw that guy and he was hot, you know, so I wanted him I just
10:48We all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57It gets worse
11:00And after I felt like I was literally burning alive I left the hotel and
11:07That first wave of panic passed
11:13For a moment I liked the new me
11:18A lot
11:19I mean you finally feel seen
11:22Admired
11:24Even a little invincible
11:28I mean here I was
11:30With some life altering crisis a fucking infection and being out in the world no one knew
11:37Because of how I looked
11:40In fact, they treated me like I'd won some kind of lottery
11:46But then
11:48They stopped seeing me
11:51And they started seeing this
11:54And they started seeing this
11:55Object
12:03Something they could buy or win or just take
12:12And then I started to hate it
12:14And then I started to hate it
12:17I hated myself forever enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean how weak could I be?
12:22How fucked up am I?
12:23It's not just you
12:26Everyone wants beauty
12:28It's the oldest, purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34Was I so bad before?
12:38You were always beautiful
12:41Yeah
12:41Well
12:44Reading social media
12:45About to turn 40 didn't really feel that way
12:48To me
12:52You were always beautiful to me
13:02Look I know I got a stupid boob job and stuff
13:07It was only after I turned and I realised I couldn't go back that I realised I
13:16I liked the old me
13:30The old you was perfect
13:33And this one is too
13:38This one's just
13:40Different
13:47How do you feel?
13:50It's actually
13:53Fucking incredible
13:54Really?
13:56It's the best I've ever felt
13:58Fuck
13:59My knees are jealous
14:08We're gonna make sure it stays that way
14:15You think I'll
14:17End up like the others
14:19Those
14:20Models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time
14:23How long?
14:25I don't know
14:28Doing the math on the others
14:30We'll figure a year and a half
14:32Maybe two
14:35Have you talked to anyone else since you've been back?
14:38Family? Friends?
14:39No
14:40You're the first place I went
14:42Good
14:42Don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority that's on our team
14:46No
14:46No
14:46They'll quarantine
14:47You treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50Until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52You're not talking to anyone
14:55And you're staying with me
15:06Okay, so
15:07No ID, no passport
15:11New face
15:13And everything else
15:16How'd you get back here?
15:17Oh, I just blew a couple of TSA folks and they want me right on
15:21Oh, looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years Coop
15:27Seriously don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes that like having a fair-dive them a favour?
15:32Can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later
15:38Coop
15:40Hey, hey
15:43We should maybe hold off
15:46Until we know it's safe
15:50Right?
15:52Right
15:56I
15:56Yeah, I wasn't thinking
15:57Sorry
16:18Where'd you get that?
16:20My face and my body changed, not my instincts
16:27I'm left, you're right
16:50Stop
17:04And they did not run away
17:06I was left
17:06I was right
17:06I was left
17:07You're right
17:07Like, I was left
17:08And, you know, my body is fine
17:16I was right
17:16I was ready
17:18You're right
17:19I was right
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony, right?
17:47Yes, sir. All guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours.
17:50Perfect, and there's no cold feet or any other bullshit.
17:54All systems are go, sir, but due to the intensity of the procedure,
17:57three days of cutout time from your schedule have been recommended.
18:02That's fine.
18:04Look, this shit is gonna work, right?
18:06Like, it better, okay?
18:09Because you've been on an exclusive payroll since COVID, so...
18:13A full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival,
18:16but yes, we expect a very successful experience.
18:20Good, good, good, good.
18:21Are there any additions to your medical file?
18:22No allergies or new medications, correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina will send all that over to you.
18:28We've had trouble getting a hold of her this evening.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:33Uh...
18:35Well...
18:37Yes!
18:39Yes!
18:40Yes!
18:41Yes!
18:42Sir?
18:43Sir, are you there?
18:46Yes.
18:47Uh, I will deal with Tina.
18:52And you double-checked with them that they are aware about my pee allergy, right?
18:57You're not allergic.
18:58You're just afraid.
19:00That's what everybody says, but that's...
19:01Hang on, Raul!
19:02Stop!
19:03Wait!
19:04Stop!
19:04Really?
19:05Yes!
19:05Like, I'm just some chick who works the corner?
19:08What, Franny?
19:09She watches the front camera like a hawk!
19:10She does it just to give me shit!
19:15Un...
19:16Fucking...
19:16Believable.
19:18Oh...
19:19Fuck!
19:59I can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care.
20:03Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume.
20:07Some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma from the local Sephora.
20:17I can smell it on you, dear.
20:19And from the scent wafting off of you, what's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I gozzle martinis to try to forget you exist, sadly.
20:31It numbs the pain, but it doesn't blot you out of existence.
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning.
20:45Oh, no.
20:46Absolutely not.
20:47Not tomorrow.
20:48You have obligations.
20:49No, no, no.
20:50I've spent too much money and wasted too much time.
20:52We have a family therapy session because our son has been in the hospital for the past three weeks.
21:01The hospital.
21:04A ten grand a week opioid resort.
21:07He tried to kill himself.
21:09Fuck, Cretan can't even tie a decent knot.
21:12Can't he be like his brother and drive a sports franchise into the ground?
21:17You know, just to feel better.
21:24Look, I hate your fucking guts.
21:26And you hate mine.
21:28And we can't get divorced because we have too much fucking money.
21:33And to lose any of it would be such sweet sorrow.
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're gonna like, Mama.
21:45Is it self-driving software that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person?
21:52Or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders?
21:57No.
22:01Generational biotech.
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete.
22:06Come on, Franny.
22:08When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:09You should try it.
22:11Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again.
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants.
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
22:30Okay.
22:31Well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans.
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams.
22:45Mr. Horrifying Monster of a Human Being.
22:51I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needles, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
23:01I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content.
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate that would help me build the life I wanted, the life
23:11that I deserved.
23:12And then one day you wake up and you realize that you are the dog that caught the car.
23:18And your dream life is actually my golden prism.
23:40Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
23:44You're a fucking psychotic.
23:48Yeah, burn it, go ahead.
23:51Yeah, go ahead, burn it, burn it, burn the whole fucking thing down, burn the whole fucking house down!
23:55I might do just that.
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing, I became the happiest I've ever been.
24:22Because of the most part of the Hudson's dicey head, he loved you.
24:23I thought he has to make a lot of it.
24:27How dare you?
24:37I don't know.
25:19Do your fucking job.
25:20I don't want to have to tell you again.
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags.
25:53Keep it warm, Josiah.
26:01I don't know.
26:03I don't know.
26:08I don't know.
26:11I don't know.
26:18I don't know.
26:23I don't know.
26:29I don't know.
26:32I don't know.
26:33I don't know.
26:35I don't know.
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26:40I don't know.
26:40I don't know.
26:42I don't know.
27:12I don't know.
27:17I don't know.
27:29I don't know.
27:51I don't know.
27:53I don't know.
27:58I don't know.
28:00I don't know.
28:04I don't know.
28:12I don't know.
28:24I don't know.
28:36I don't know.
29:04I don't know.
29:18I don't know.
29:33I don't know.
29:37I don't know.
29:46I don't know.
29:48I don't know.
29:56This is the realm of specialized reprogrammable proteins and RNA.
30:00Exciting, sure, but the real breakthrough, the one that will get me Nobel no. 3,
30:06was packaging those powerful proteins with the most ruthlessly efficient viral gain
30:10of functionality ever designed.
30:12This will allow us to completely rebuild your DNA from scratch cell by cell.
30:18A lot of BlaBla here.
30:20Yeah.
30:21Sounds like you're trying to sell me drain cleaner.
30:23Let's just get to the brass tucks.
30:26A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of your physical self.
30:33Take a look.
30:3571-year-old male, stage 4 prostate cancer, heart trouble, declining brain activity, obese.
30:42You get the picture.
30:44Once the beauty has gone to work.
30:47Ooh.
30:49Uh-huh.
30:50I like him.
30:52His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased, faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips.
31:06Who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you?
31:09Irrelevant.
31:10Serious question.
31:11Am I going to have, like, a huge cock?
31:14Not that I need it?
31:17Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:25-old.
31:26What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuild.
31:30You think they are great now.
31:33Just wait until tomorrow.
31:36And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:52Oh, come on.
31:53No, no, no, no.
31:53I don't like it.
31:55It's just bullshit.
31:57This is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:02Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:16All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:26How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here and only here.
32:37Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:46So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible
32:52if we just take this special miracle juice.
32:56Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:05To the limitations of being human.
33:16Grateful.
33:18Let's get poked.
33:30Let's get poked.
33:56What?
33:57What in the fuck are you wearing?
34:01It's my Burning Man outfit.
34:03I'm a burner.
34:04Oh.
34:05I mean, it's cool, right?
34:07Okay.
34:12Welcome.
34:14To the first day.
34:17The best day of the rest of your lives.
34:21You'll notice you've got care packages that will help you through this process.
34:27I'd save that for post-injection.
34:30There are gallons of spring water here.
34:33And if you need more, just ask.
34:36Why would we need to drink more than a gallon of water each?
34:41Privacy, Mr. Forrest.
34:43Remember, what we are doing here is built on deep trust.
34:46Yeah, I just had some unfinished business.
34:52That stays here.
34:53It's personal stuff.
35:02Take your cleansing wipes.
35:04They're found in the white containers to your left.
35:06Pick an arm.
35:07Any arm.
35:08And swab the injection site.
35:13Nice.
35:15Get it good.
35:16Now.
35:21Your dose.
35:30Okay.
35:32Nice.
35:52My last Botox stung more than that.
35:57I don't feel shit.
36:13I don't feel shit.
36:19I don't feel shit.
36:30I don't know.
36:31I don't know.
36:37I don't know.
36:38Ah, yeah!
36:40No!
36:45No!
36:51No!
36:53No!
36:56No!
37:12I don't know.
38:04I don't know.
38:28I don't know.
38:56I don't know.
39:12I don't know.
39:13I don't know.
39:43I don't know.
39:46I don't know.
39:50I don't know.
39:52I don't know.
39:54I don't know.
39:58I'm...
40:00perfect.
40:02I don't know.
40:33I don't know.
40:34I don't know.
40:34I don't know.
40:41I don't know.
41:28I don't know.
41:29I don't know.
41:31I don't know.
41:32I don't know.
41:34I don't know.
41:35Oh, my God.
42:30Oh, my God.
42:35I told you it'd be a shocking transformation.
42:38Is everything packed and ready?
42:40Yes, sir.
42:41Good.
42:50I'm sorry, fellas.
42:52It's just trust issues.
42:54I'm a bitch.
43:01Okay, let's go.
43:28I'm sorry, let's go.
43:32I'm sorry.
43:35I'm sorry, let's go.
44:05I'm sorry, let's go.
44:35I'm sorry, let's go.
45:05I'm sorry, let's go.
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