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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:31Good evening, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I will be happy, I will be happy.
00:45Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can bring someone to a Netflix platform.
00:57You can bring someone to a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05then your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I am talking about you.
01:10You can say that,
01:14you will see that,
01:15every person has been in a video.
01:18You can see all these channels,
01:20my friends are looking for this kitchen,
01:21and you can see my friends.
01:22I am talking about this.
01:23today, I have made a bread.
01:26It is a bread.
01:28It is a bread.
01:31It is a bread.
01:34It is a bread.
01:37It is a bread.
01:39I don't think I'm going to make up the tips
01:45I'm going to be crazy, guys, I'm going to put a moisturizer, then highlighter, then
01:53blush, then lip gloss, and in the end, you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara and
01:58you have no makeup looks like this before 28 things in the mouth.
02:06I don't even know how to do it I don't even know how to do it
02:11I don't know how to show up in the middle of the year
02:15I will be looking at you to pay hi guys guys so that's a party that's a guy
02:23I got a job in the video of the comment that I have a very bad idea guys
02:35foreign
02:37foreign
02:58foreign
03:12foreign
03:27Guys, let us know the saints under the label of your badge combines the fake commandments
03:31and lets see how the people of the universe are provided.
03:33I am invited to sit down and talk about the Finally, finding people who want to eliminate
03:41me in my life who are interested in this new world.
03:47She has got the new world from her own personal channel.
03:51So this is the only issue of the world.
03:51We need to give them some answers to the world.
03:52We need to give them a free world.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samiraina and Mr. Redvin Ali.
03:57Al-Abadiah!
04:16Welcome, welcome, welcome all the people!
04:18Are you married? Are you married?
04:20Welcome, welcome!
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04:49foreign
05:02foreign
05:28Oh
05:51I don't know
05:55I don't know
05:56I'm a black
05:58last time
05:59and I'm a police case
06:02so I'm a
06:05child
06:06coffee
06:13foreign
06:16foreign
06:37I don't want to say anything, but when you're famous, then you can't say anything.
06:49But I just want to tell you that you don't want to say anything, but I just want to tell
06:52you
06:52that you don't have married both, in our show, all the people who work, all the two kids are.
06:57So, today we will do a little bit.
06:59I have done a little bit, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:07I'm a family friendly zone.
07:09I'm family friendly.
07:11No, no, no.
07:11But Ranveer is very love.
07:13And these are the controversies.
07:16They all come to you.
07:18I'm sure you've got to learn a lot.
07:20Look at you.
07:22When the show is closed, who was first?
07:28What happened to you?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't stop.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where are you?
07:39My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45I was like, oh, wow.
07:47He's in my house.
07:51I'm sure.
07:52No, I don't know.
07:52Oh, no.
07:53I didn't.
07:56I'm sure you were right.
07:58Oh, no.
07:59Oh, no.
07:59Oh, no.
08:00Oh, no.
08:00Oh, no.
08:00Oh, no.
08:01Oh, no.
08:13Oh, no.
08:14foreign
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08:27foreign
08:44Yeah, I'm going to wait for a second.
08:45It's going to happen.
08:46It's going to happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil Sir has also closed the tweet.
08:56How did you do that?
08:58In two weeks, Shanti,
09:00Udith Narayan has also closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:15Oh!
09:16It's not.
09:17It's fun.
09:18It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:21It's a compliment for you.
09:26It's great.
09:28It's a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I want to say this,
09:30that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close the show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39Your heart is clean.
09:42It's a weapon.
09:44I feel like that's the same thing.
09:49It's good.
09:54That's the same thing.
10:01It's fun.
10:02It's fun.
10:04It's fun.
10:05It's fun.
10:05It's fun.
10:06It's fun.
10:06It's fun.
10:06What's the story about that?
10:16foreign
10:21foreign
10:21foreign
10:25Oh my god.
10:27Oh my god.
10:29Balraj, I want to talk about you.
10:31Yes sir.
10:32Sorry about your venue.
10:34How many times did you get to it?
10:35Three times.
10:36People have come and have been offended.
10:39Then they have to talk about it.
10:41You have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You are watching our minds that we are laughing.
10:47Thank you sir.
10:48Thank you brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54I am watching you from childhood.
10:57Like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream.
10:59I am on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would go to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much.
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:38You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45Super.
11:46Sir.
11:46You are absolutely brilliant.
11:49Genuinely.
11:50You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53I was watching you.
11:54You and Shaker sir.
11:56I was watching you in Comedy Circus.
11:57I was following every episode.
11:59Then I was not sure what I would say.
12:02I would say.
12:03You are a part of my whole childhood.
12:06I was watching you.
12:09You and Shaker sir.
12:10You and Shaker sir.
12:10I followed every episode.
12:11Then I would not know what I would say.
12:26You are too good.
12:26You are too good, man.
12:44Genuinely.
12:44Sir.
12:46But when we went to the police station, there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Paji.
12:52They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54They said, take it, take it, take it.
13:05Hey, man!
13:06Hey, man!
13:07Hey, man!
13:09Tell me about beer biceps.
13:11How was it?
13:12When it started, the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was something cool to keep it.
13:25But over time, I mean, I don't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still here.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:36Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have to call it?
13:38No, no, no.
14:04Well said!
14:06Well said!
14:07I've had to call it.
14:13And I've had to call it.
14:13I've had to call it.
14:13I've had to call it.
14:14And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Okay.
14:18Do you remember me?
14:20Tell me, Arsana, do you remember the ambulance number?
14:221-0-0 is the only call right now.
14:25That's the police?
14:25Yes.
14:27I didn't remember.
14:28Brother, I called it for 102.
14:30Who was there?
14:31Fire.
14:32Where was the fire?
14:34I said, the fire will be in the morning.
14:36The fire!
14:37Oh!
14:38The fire.
14:47The fire.
14:51The fire.
14:58God, I was scared.
15:00Oh!
15:01The fire!
15:02It's a story, a genuine story.
15:04My dadajji saw a lot.
15:06He was bedridden in his final phase.
15:09But he saw a couple of shows a lot.
15:11So, wherever he was, he was very happy today.
15:14Big, big day.
15:17You are an amazing comedian.
15:21So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand-up.
15:27In this case,
15:28there is no doubt in this case, ma'am, that India is the best comedian.
15:32India is the world's right here.
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35I love you.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:51It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, it's...
15:54Thank you, bro.
15:56I love you.
15:58If you are like, they are all the same.
15:59When you give your love,
16:01then, you can recognize your confidence.
16:02What is that?
16:03Normally, what happens when you make a script,
16:05sometimes, sometimes, they are not.
16:07But the people,
16:09taking aweis and encouraging you,
16:12listen to you and ask,
16:12you do.
16:13Come along.
16:14And this is your love.
16:17!
16:19!
16:20!
16:20!
16:20!
16:21I can ask you a question.
16:22Come, come, come, come.
16:30Come, come.
16:51Please.
16:51foreign
16:59foreign
17:00foreign
17:00I think this is a very big blessing that you can do well with the people who were able to
17:06get money
17:08so I think that you can do your work with your heart and then the rest of the things come
17:12so I think it's a blessing. I've seen so many films in my childhood when I came to our show
17:18so I feel like this is a real dream. It's a real life. It's a real life.
17:35It's a real life.
17:39It's a real life.
17:40It's a real life.
17:40It's a real life.
17:41It's a real life.
17:41It's a real life.
17:44What do you think about it?
17:46We're talking about it.
17:49In the world, there are two people.
17:52One is LIC.
17:52One is LIC.
17:53One is LIC.
17:55What do you think about it?
17:57What do you think about it?
17:57Look, it's not going to be a podcast.
18:02If someone was gone, someone would go outside.
18:07It's uncomfortable for someone to ask someone.
18:10No, I feel that people are open.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do you think about it?
18:17I'm going to drill.
18:18Do you think about it?
18:21I haven't thought about it.
18:22No?
18:23I'm giving you a little notice.
18:24I won't come.
18:25But you're scared or excited.
18:29Who's excited?
18:29Who's excited?
18:31Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:34What's that?
18:35Good, good.
18:37Where are we going?
18:37I'm coming.
18:39I had to do aٹ.
18:39Say it,こ
18:41and see me four times.
18:41what do you think about it?
18:43What do you think about it about it?
18:44It's myom.
18:44but I also remember it the last year,
18:47I remember it twice.
18:48Right?
18:54What's that,
18:55Aus.
18:55What is that?
18:55It's called attack now.
18:57It's called attack now.
18:59But you're in the police.
19:01Oops.
19:04Go, go, go!
19:30Hi! Hi!
19:32Hi!
19:32Hi!
19:34Hi!
19:36Hi!
19:57Wow!!
20:02I'm not going to
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45:14Madden.
45:39Let me move on to the next topic.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas power is going on, it's fart, it's fart, what's the problem, it's a natural possessed
46:10force.
46:13I want to tell you something, no person doesn't have a criminal with her mother's face.
46:47I want to tell you something.
46:50Can I move on to the next topic?
46:52Yes.
46:53Next topic is, we use words in chutkalo, comedy, hati, chiti, gadhe ka words.
47:03We use words.
47:05Why?
47:07Because they don't have words.
47:11Why?
47:40Why?
47:41Why?
48:11No.
48:11I disagree.
48:31The next move.
48:35No.
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49:38No.
49:39You don't say the big thing, and if you say the wrong thing, it's a lot of fun.
49:43If you say the wrong thing, it's a lot of fun.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:54If you all have motivated me, thank you.
49:59I want to ask you something.
50:01Your moves are like cycle.
50:03Or why are you talking about me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:08You are looking over.
50:10It's a cycle.
50:11Your hands are like a head.
50:14Your hands are like a whole.
50:16Your hands are like a whole head.
50:17Those are all the examples.
50:19Your hands are like a whole.
50:22So all these examples, Your hands are like this.
50:25Is that comedy?
50:27Oh.
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:34Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me, is this the news?
51:11You tell me, is this the company?
51:14Is this the company?
51:21Is this the company?
51:29Come on.
51:30Come on.
51:34Come on.
51:37Come on.
51:48Is that ok?
51:55I don't think it is.
51:57I think it is a shame.
51:59Are you still there, can we?
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