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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be happy.
00:45Today, every person has a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can take someone to the Netflix platform.
00:57You can take someone to the YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:08I'm talking about my own.
01:11I'm talking about my own.
01:12I'm talking about my own.
01:14You can see,
01:15every person has a video.
01:17You have so many channels.
01:19I'm talking about my own kitchen.
01:21Guys,
01:23today,
01:23I've made my own bread.
01:26I've made my own bread.
01:27I've made my own bread.
01:29I've made my own bread.
01:54men.
02:04I've made my own bread.
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02:32Guys, I'm
02:33telling you this is just one person, one see here. They
02:39are very
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04:12How are you doing?
04:16Welcome Welcome Welcome구
04:20Come!
04:24Come!
04:24Come!
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05:01I am happy that we are in jail.
05:03I am happy that we are free of trouble.
05:11This is why I have written a message for you.
05:17Please come on.
05:19We are afraid of being afraid of being himself.
05:22We are afraid of being himself.
05:26We will not be afraid of being himself.
05:28We will be able to look at him.
05:57Oh
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case, so today you will be together again.
06:06We will drink coffee, we will drink anti-spitry bail.
06:13Did you see it later?
06:14I had a lot of episodes, but I had a phone too.
06:17I told you, I told you, why the case didn't happen?
06:20I told you, when my show was closed, one day before I called the call that you had something bad.
06:29Is it true or not?
06:32I told you, look, you've come to see, go a little and get a little.
06:35I told you, I don't have an antriyamie.
06:40You can say anything, but when you're famous, you won't say anything.
06:45What?
06:49I just want to tell you, I want to tell you, you don't have married.
06:53We will be together.
06:57We will be together.
06:59We will be together.
06:59I was together.
07:01No, no, no.
07:06We will be together.
07:09We will be together.
07:11We will be together.
07:17We will be together.
07:18Thank you, I am.
07:18I am sure you will be together.
07:20You will be together.
07:21Let's see you.
07:25You will be together.
07:26When the show stopped, who had been done?
07:29Who had been talking to me?
07:30Who had been talking to me?
07:30I had to have a lawyer before.
07:32I have to have a lawyer.
07:34And he didn't feel like his phone.
07:37Where were you?
07:38My brother came to my audience.
08:10He is here for that thing.
08:34He is here for that thing.
09:08He is here for that thing.
09:40He is here for that thing.
09:40He is here for that thing.
10:15He is here for that thing.
10:51He is here for that thing.
11:19He is here for that thing.
11:48He is here for that thing.
11:54He is here for that thing.
12:23He is here for that thing.
13:08He is here for that thing.
13:08He is here for that thing.
13:09He is here for that thing.
13:39He is here for that thing.
14:18He is here for that thing.
14:38He is here for that thing.
15:18He is here for that thing.
15:38He is here for that thing.
15:47He is here for that thing.
15:52He is here for that thing.
15:55He is here for that thing.
16:24He is here for that thing.
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17:04I think that you are good to do it.
17:05We are still with people when we don't get money.
17:08I think that you are doing your work with your heart.
17:11Then the rest of the things come.
17:12So, it's a blessing.
17:14I've seen many films in my childhood,
17:17when I watched the show,
17:19I think that it's a real dream.
17:23It's a real life.
17:25It's a real life.
17:25I'm a showrun.
17:27I am going to kill people,
17:28but I don't care to kill people.
17:35But I just said,
17:37I'm going to kill people.
17:37I'll kill people.
17:39I'll get a conspiracy to make a choice for this.
17:43Yes, this is a thing.
17:45I can't believe that we are a crisis.
17:46I can't believe that we are a crisis.
17:52But you know that we are fighting for this process.
18:09So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:16So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:18How do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about it.
18:28I don't think about death again.
18:35I don't think about death again.
18:39Wait, I don't think about death again.
19:21Oh
19:22Oh
19:30Hi
19:30Hi
19:31Have you shaved your hands?
19:40What?
19:43Hey, listen.
19:44Hey, listen.
19:46Yes, sir.
19:47You eat meat?
19:48You eat meat?
19:50I'm on a diet
19:51I don't know.
19:53Let me open your mouth.
19:56Wow
19:58You go to the house and eat it.
20:01Hey, why didn't you eat it?
20:04Dad, don't open your mouth.
20:10If you open your mouth,
20:13it's like that in the desert of the desert,
20:15we're going to open your mouth.
20:19That's right.
20:20That's right.
20:21That's right.
20:22That's right.
20:24That's right.
20:28That's right.
20:29So
20:37that's right.
20:38Please, thank you so much.
20:42Thank you so much.
20:43Thank you so much.
20:43Thank you so much.
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21:32how to talk to alien
21:36Yeti के 101 किस्से
21:40मैं समझ गई है आप ऐसी किताबें पढ़ते हैं इसरे आप सबसे पूछते हैं ना
21:45कि Yeti को देखा है, alien को देखा है
21:47आपने कभी अपना खुद का podcast देखा है
21:53इंडिया का best podcast है
21:55मेरा यह
21:57मैंने देखा है, मैंने देखा है, मैं आपको बताओ
21:59मैंने इनका podcast देखा, उसमें एक बहुत बड़े comedian ने कीकुशारदा
22:06यह उनसे कह रहे थे कि आप इतने क्यूट है
22:09अगर मैं आपकी बीवी होती
22:13जूट काई को बोलती है
22:14नहीं नहीं, सच में तु देख podcast यही पूछा था
22:16नहीं, पूछने वाली बात नहीं, वो जूट के हूँ बोला तुने
22:19बहुत बड़ा comedian की कुशारदा बड़ा काई का
22:25बड़ा comedian
22:26social media पे अब सबकी price भी भारा गई है
22:30पेरा तो दो लाग जाजाई है उसमें
22:39एक बड़ा डीटेल में चेकिंग कर लेते हैं
22:41समय आप जरा आगे आएंगे आपको एक बड़ा चेक कर लें
22:43प्लीज आप आईए आईए
22:46यह किसका बैग है यह समय
22:48ओ चैस
22:54चैस खिलने का आपको बहुत चोक है
22:56तो मेरे बात बताओं जब आपको उट की चाल का पता था
23:02वजीर की चाल का पता था घोड़े की चाल का पता था
23:07तो इतने बड़े पॉड कास्टर की चाल का आपको पता नहीं चला
23:11I don't want to do that, don't do that, it will look good.
23:18It will look good, it will look bad.
23:20No, it will look good for Sunil Pahl.
23:24By chance, if you have any joke that you have said,
23:27we don't understand any joke,
23:28then we will watch our show on Saturday.
23:31If you can't watch Saturday,
23:33then you can watch the live time.
23:35The episodes are deleted.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you so much.
23:44Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:49We have some pictures.
23:50And our audience,
23:51we are looking forward to the comments.
23:54Let's see.
23:59Let's see.
24:03We have some pictures.
24:04We have some pictures.
24:04Caption this.
24:06Who is this?
24:06Aapur, Anubir.
24:07He is a Minati.
24:09He is a famous man.
24:10Mr. Beast.
24:11He is the most famous people in the world.
24:14We are also a myth-spat.
24:16Aapur, Anubir.
24:17We are looking forward to the comments.
24:18Let's see.
24:23Let's see.
24:27This is a true story.
24:31And look.
24:32Aapur, Anubir.
24:37What happened?
24:38Aapur, Anubir.
24:39I went to my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career,
24:42my mind was full of ideas.
24:44But my heart was full of...
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25:15I don't know if you can see where the world will not open and see if you can see if
25:25you
25:25are saying that the world will not be able to see the world.
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26:12my real personality only comes through in goa dumps not on the podcast
26:17I don't know if you have a full blood test
26:21I don't know if you have a normal life but it's a much better than I have a good feeling
26:29I don't know if you have a lot of therapy I don't know if you have a comment but I'm
26:33a beach I say later that's all right I got it's the first thing that I'm not going to
26:46police can't say underground hotel way or the guy
26:52why are you to comment longest and shortest running shows together
27:10show stopper with show stop
27:14public be creative or the guy
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27:55I love you
28:03My name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:09We are the India's first National Association for the Blind India, which works on the cradle
28:14till the grave for the community.
28:17What do you know my story?
28:19I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, sir, when do you do comedy?
28:27When I was born, I had a comedy.
28:31And I want to tell something about you.
28:34Do you know what the difference between sympathy and empathy is?
28:37I had to go to the show and I was standing on the platform to cross the road.
28:42A person came and went on to his own way.
28:45He went on to me.
28:46He went on to me.
28:46He went on to me.
28:48He went on to me.
28:48He went on to me.
28:49He went on to me.
28:51I went on to him.
28:52I went on to him.
28:53I went on to him.
28:57He went on to him.
28:59He lived here.
28:59He left.
29:00I went on to him.
29:03I killed him.
29:05He was a part.
29:06He went on to him.
29:08And told him to myself.
29:17He was the only one to me.
29:18He went on to him.
29:19He was the only one.
29:22He was the only one.
29:27I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend
29:33so he's here beautiful thank you
29:36I have a gift to Charles, I have so much love you
29:39and I have to meet you
29:41I have a foreign trip to Bali
29:45and you will go home
29:48and go home
29:48and thank you
29:48and thank you
29:51and thank you
29:53and I am here
29:57and I am here
29:58I will not say a stand-up comedian
30:02here
30:02I am a senior
30:03and he has known his first season on the Indian television show.
30:07He has won his name.
30:09Then we are going to entertain everyone.
30:11Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:42How are you?
30:44How are you?
30:45I am just looking at the show.
30:48How are you wearing your shoes?
30:52Sunil Paal is your name.
30:53When you go to the Munch,
30:54I am the Sunil Paal, comedy-ca-lal,
30:57and this is the comedy-ca-antakwaadi.
31:01How are you wearing your shoes?
31:03Do you have some thoughts?
31:06Sir, you are wearing a mask on the mask.
31:09What are you wearing?
31:14What are you wearing?
31:17If you are wearing a mask,
31:20it's good.
31:22The ones who are using this,
31:23they are not using it.
31:27The ones who are using this,
31:29the ones who are using it,
31:30they are not using it.
31:32The ones who are using it.
31:34What I'm wearing,
31:39you are wearing a mask,
31:43you are wearing a mask.
31:44This is what I do.
31:45This is what I am wearing a mask.
31:49I have so much difficulty in my mind that I can't do anything.
31:54I'm not going to perform.
31:58I don't have to do anything.
32:00I don't have to do anything.
32:02I don't have to do anything.
32:02I have to do anything.
32:04I don't have to do anything.
32:05Why don't you brush your hair?
32:14Why don't you brush your hair?
32:33I want to ask Sunil, I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:52I want to ask Sunil, I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
33:09Sunil, I want to ask Sunil, I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
33:23and here are the two superstars standing here.
33:27What are you talking about?
33:28What are you talking about?
33:29I got a new name, Showstopper.
33:32I feel like this is a cool life moment.
33:35I feel like this generation of goat comics and last generation of goat comics.
33:39There are so many people cut out.
33:41They were out of the way.
33:43I'm sorry.
33:55I hate you.
33:59I hate you.
34:00Love you.
34:02It is my mind.
34:03Sunil Pall, I dream about the coming months.
34:06I ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
34:07-ha.
34:07I should be seeing that very old and I Thought I had a team with a good guy.
34:16I am working with a new division.
34:19I'm working with a kid.
34:20I'm working with a guy today.
34:24I thought that you would like to see a lot of people in the world.
34:31I would like to see a lot of people in the world.
34:32I thought that I would like to do something that I would like to be different.
34:41Seriously?
34:42Yes.
34:43So I feel like you were going to swim somewhere, and you can see that it's going to be lightweight,
34:47so you're going to go.
34:49No, no, no.
34:50We're going to swim in the chuppel, and we're going to get them out of nowhere.
34:58Sir, they've said so much, so much.
35:10But I feel happy, and we're going to give a lot of those that I see, and we're going to
35:17make a lot of these challenges.
35:18We've got one of the anytime we've got one of these.
35:20And the big legendary comedy show, Amado Khaan,
35:23he's sitting with a competition.
35:26If so, what do we say?
35:30We need to take this trip.
35:32Why do we leave the front of the family?
35:33We need to take this trip.
35:33We need to take this trip on the front of our families.
35:35If it's a lot of sleep, which I don't care for,
35:54as a comedian genuinely
36:24very good
36:26that's it let's go
36:44welcome to six news debate
36:46now tonight in the debate
36:54debate in the tonight
36:58here you have to say
37:00what you have to say
37:01what you have to say
37:03noise pollution has to be there
37:11let me introduce
37:23oh
37:24oh
37:26oh
37:28oh
37:29oh
37:30oh
37:31oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:40okay
37:40so never okay it's a big anchor to jet spray
37:44you know quality
37:47yeah you give all us present
37:51I'm going to pressure down on the side of the
37:53south of the
37:54let's concentrate on the debate
37:57relax relax either don't have a lucky
38:00can be some way up can I buy some
38:05I give me a penaril on me does it up for the security reason
38:11making me a social video well a name is a bestie drinda
38:15I said I look like a picture of me right here
38:19I mean the card we want to try so it's a
38:47So, first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:59I want to know that, excuse me, I want to know that, excuse me, no, we cannot, sorry, no, no,
39:12no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
39:17no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:26Can you just shut up, please, two minutes, two minutes.
40:58Can we just listen to me?
41:00Yes, sir.
41:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:29Yes, sir.
41:32Yes, sir.
41:33Yes, sir.
41:33What do you think?
41:34Yes, sir.
41:35Yes, sir.
41:37Yes, sir.
41:37Yes, sir.
41:40Yes, sir.
42:05I support it, I'm a lot of Gen Z in my mindset, so I'm fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:14You tell me about Gen Z.
42:20You tell me about Gen Z.
42:24You tell me about Gen Z.
42:29You tell me about Gen Z.
42:32You tell me about Gen Z.
42:33No, you tell me about Gen Z.
42:39Sir, I feel like a girl has become a girl.
42:46People just see that they are becoming a girl,
42:48but they don't see it behind them.
42:50Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji,
42:53they have taken 35 minutes to become a girl.
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said laughter.
43:16I don't know who, but he just said that and I heard it.
43:21Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:24What's up?
43:26What does it mean?
43:28I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:33I say, there is comedy in small things. What is the truth?
43:37I also think that there is comedy in small things,
43:38and naughty naughty things.
43:41Sometimes there is also comedy in a lot of comedy.
43:43If someone is up with a comedy, I enjoy it.
43:47Laughter.
43:48For example, He thought he is.
43:55Laughter
43:56Laughter.
43:59Laughter.
43:59What is that? Tell me.
44:01Laughter.
44:01He was his.
44:02Laughter.
44:03He was my child.
44:05Laughter.
44:07I get it. I get this.
44:21I respect that.
44:23I respect that.
44:24I respect that.
44:26I don't know.
44:28I've seen people in a man.
44:31He's saying,
44:31foreign
44:36foreign
45:05foreign
45:06foreign
45:08what do you say
45:12look, I want to say this
45:15the same thing, the same thing
45:17the same thing
45:17and I want to say something
45:22Sunil Gavashkarbala is better
45:24that's my idea
45:28that's my idea
45:29I'm following them
45:32this is the first joke
45:34which Arsana Ji isn't
46:04let's move on to the next topic
46:05It's fucked! It's fucked! What's the problem? It's a natural possessed fuck!
46:51Let's move to the next topic.
46:52The next topic is,
47:01we use words in the comedy.
47:04Why?
47:07Because they don't have voice.
47:11Why?
47:13Where are you talking from?
47:15Why are we doing that?
47:16Why are you talking about the meaning?
47:28Why are you talking about why am I talking about your destiny?
47:31How are you talking about my destiny?
47:32I'm thinking about your destiny.
47:33You are calling your destiny.
47:34They have a lot of lives.
47:36They are saying that the taste is not your destiny.
47:39If you say something about your destiny,
47:42I want to ask you.
47:43I'm telling you, I will give you more than 2 and 2.
47:48I disagree.
47:50But you say that 2 and 2, I can give you 3 and 3.
47:54Who is the third one?
47:56Look at this.
47:591, 2, 3.
48:02I have a lot of pain.
48:04If you have 2 yellow ones, you will have 1.
48:07I will give you 3 and 2.
48:09This is an airport.
48:10800 rupees.
48:11The airport is 800 rupees.
48:13Why are you doing this?
48:14The answer has been 3 and 2.
48:20I have been on a plane.
48:21I have been on a plane.
48:23I have been on a plane.
48:23How much do you do?
48:25I have been on a plane.
48:27I'm on a plane.
48:28I have been on a plane.
48:29I have been on a plane.
48:31And I have been on a plane.
48:34Next move.
48:35If I have a lot of space,
48:37I have to have my question.
48:39Question. What do you want to say about this?
48:47The nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question.
48:58Oh my God.
49:00I want to say that,
49:02if you are getting a big number for listening to my little girl,
49:04you are getting a big number for listening to my little girl.
49:06Yes!
49:09What should someone else have to do with a little girl?
49:12What should someone else have to do with a little girl?
49:18I don't think this is a big deal.
49:19Tell me something about this.
49:21Sir, I think it depends on how much the girl is far away from you.
49:28If she is in the class,
49:30she should not speak.
49:31She should not speak.
49:32But if she is far away,
49:34she can run away from you.
49:37And then if you don't speak the big thing,
49:40and if you don't speak the big thing,
49:41it's a great deal.
49:43It's a great deal.
49:45It's a great deal.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:54If you all have me very big weight,
49:57thank you.
49:58I want to ask you something.
50:00You might ask me to describe what you needed for.
50:05You go forward for listening.
50:06This is an example that I'm giving up.
50:07Look at my fingers.
50:10That is a Beatdown cycle,
50:10your face is the Carry of wheels.
50:19Your face is the heel.
50:22Your face is a big weight.
50:24Your face is like a big heel.
50:25Your face is theőtte or samey號 également.
50:27Your face is like theeps.
50:30is this the comedy you tell me
50:49is this the news
50:59the
51:05the
51:11the
51:12the
51:12the
51:13can't
51:13take it
51:23yeah
51:24yeah
51:25yeah
51:27yeah
51:28yeah
51:30Yes, Mr. Vici!
51:37Yes, Mr. Vici!
51:38Yes, Mr. Vici!
51:56You're dead, Mr. Ney!
51:57You're dead, Mr. Virgo!
51:59I just didn't see it.
52:58I just didn't see it.
52:59I just didn't see it.
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