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00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:07Like, those girls always have a problem with me.
00:09I kind of accepted it for what it is.
00:11I do like all of these girls, but I'm starting to get anxiety
00:14because every time I show up, I feel like I'm getting punched in the face.
00:17This is doing this massive addition.
00:19We're adding 5,000 square feet.
00:205,000?
00:21Yeah.
00:21Rose, she's always exaggerating.
00:23It's not five.
00:25Bye, guys.
00:26The minister is supposed to...
00:28That's him in here.
00:30I'm not doing this on camera, so I'm leaving.
00:32So, come on, let's go.
00:33Your business is being perpetuated.
00:34It's not me.
00:35Ryan, stop saying I'm perpetuating.
00:38It's not Instagram.
00:41I've been lucky to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now.
00:45My boyfriend has allowed me to live a life of not being able to work.
00:49I'm bored in this house all by myself.
00:51Now, I'm at that crossroads where I want more for myself.
00:55I want to have kids.
00:56I want to be married.
00:57And I feel like, you know, I'll never get that where I'm at.
01:04God, do you want to walk?
01:13It's so sunny today.
01:18I'm dead.
01:30Oh, Jesus.
01:32Okay.
01:34No.
01:38Tell us the story of your breakup with your boyfriend.
01:42How did it go down?
01:58Yeah, ma.
02:05Hi.
02:05Hi there, Josh.
02:06How you doing?
02:07I just read your text.
02:10Oh, I'm good.
02:12You got a lot of going on.
02:14I'm good.
02:18That's always, like, my knee-jerk reaction, just to say I'm good, even though I'm not.
02:22No, I know.
02:23Listen, I just feel like the relationship has, like, right to course.
02:28There's, like, nothing more that I want to get out of this relationship where that's going
02:32to, like, change and be different than, like, what it is now.
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:36It wasn't just, like, one specific moment that was, like, all right, like, I'm leaving.
02:44It was just, like, it kept building and building and building.
02:47And every time I thought it couldn't get worse, it got worse.
02:50I know in general, my relationship is very unconventional, and it was, like, a certain
02:55way at the beginning, and there was maybe one other person.
02:57But as the years went on, there was more people than I initially thought.
03:05I mean, look, I'm not surprised.
03:07I feel like I've, for a long time, like, I don't know what the right thing to do is.
03:12I know it's scary coming from a point of having it all to a point of making it all on
03:18your own.
03:19And it's been a long time coming.
03:21Proud of you, though.
03:22You know, it wasn't easy.
03:25I want real, solid relationship.
03:29Like, I have to make a move now for me.
03:34Did you leave on good terms?
03:36We were in bed, and I was like, okay, I feel like the relationship has run its course.
03:40And he said that he felt like I was making the right decision.
03:47He didn't even fight it.
03:48He just...
03:49Yeah, but that told you all you needed to know, babe.
03:54He thought that I was making the right decision for myself.
03:58I mean, that's what he said, word for word.
04:01We fell asleep, like, hugging each other because we both knew, like, this was, like, the end.
04:07And it's the beginning of the rest of your life, and I'm proud of you.
04:13Well, finding a place is first and foremost.
04:17I'm here for you.
04:18I'll help you.
04:19Yeah.
04:20I mean, I want to start maybe going through some of my stuff, if you can help me.
04:23Absolutely.
04:25I appreciate that.
04:27I only have one question.
04:30Oh, God.
04:30What?
04:31Who's going to de-seed the lemons?
04:34We should normally pick these lemon seeds to add up her lemons.
04:37For our staff at the house?
04:38They do.
04:40Because it ain't going to be me.
04:42I can't do the dig and flick thing.
04:45It's nasty.
04:58I love this Versace bathing suit.
05:00I love that one.
05:01I know, you know.
05:03So this is, like, my other bathing suit option.
05:05But it's, like, a little skimpy.
05:07I could wear this.
05:07I think you should try that one on.
05:08I can't remember.
05:09Rich, stop.
05:10I can't remember what.
05:11This is, like, probably too much.
05:13I'm going to bring it, depending on, like, if everybody else is wearing, like, slutty stuff.
05:18Liz and Alicia are setting up a trip for us.
05:20We're going to a Newport mansion.
05:22We're going to the largest privately owned mansion in Newport.
05:28Oh, cute.
05:30Seaview Terrace.
05:31I've never been there.
05:33Newport mansions are unlike any other mansion.
05:35Like, there's big houses, and then there's, like, the Newport mansions.
05:38They're very different.
05:39I've only ever been to the mansions, like, the breakers.
05:42I mean, look, like, I really don't care if I'm staying in a mansion or in, like, a Motel 8.
05:46I don't care about that kind of stuff.
05:48Not really.
05:50Although I am building a pretty big house.
05:53You have to have fun on this trip.
05:55I'm actually kind of feeling good.
05:56Like, I was feeling really weird after the whole sailboat thing.
05:59But then at polo, I was like, I need to course crack this.
06:03Like, I'm going to be so friendly and nice.
06:04And I did that.
06:06Woo!
06:08Did she just open someone else's bottle?
06:11Do you want to come party?
06:12Let's go.
06:13Now I'm good with Liz.
06:14I'm good with Alicia.
06:15I'm good with Joellen.
06:16I'm good with Ashley.
06:17Right.
06:18You've got to work on it with Kelsey.
06:19That's it.
06:22We're friends.
06:23We're not friends.
06:24I'm trying to be your friend, and you're showing me you're not a good friend.
06:27Exactly.
06:28I'm feeling less anxiety because I feel like I'm in a good place with people.
06:32And I don't want to have fights with anyone.
06:33Right.
06:34But if they do give you a hard time, just be like, I hear what you're saying.
06:38Really looking to have a good time.
06:40And I'm sorry you feel that way.
06:40I'm sorry you feel that way.
06:42These girls are relentless.
06:43But now everybody's yelled at me, so now we can move forward, right?
06:45Shut the up.
06:46Like, are you out of your mind?
06:48You've yelled and screamed.
06:49You've had your tantrum.
06:50You're a troll.
06:52Gotten it out of the way.
06:53Support people.
06:54That's it.
06:54So, like, okay, because I don't support people.
06:57We had fun at polos, so maybe we'll have fun on this trip, too.
06:59I'm, like, turning the other cheek like nobody's business.
07:01Like, Jesus would be so proud of me.
07:03I just have to keep being myself and not freezing up and getting weird.
07:07Just don't be a weirdo.
07:08Just, like, don't be weird.
07:10A lot of people that have big on-air personalities are actually not like that in real life.
07:14If I could stop it, I would.
07:17I'm just shy and awkward, and I don't know what to tell you.
07:19Like, I'm trying my best.
07:20I can be fake if you want me to be like Joellen and just walk into the room.
07:23Hi, everybody.
07:24I'm so happy.
07:25Like, I can do it, but then we won't make a genuine connection.
07:29So, it's, like, it's up to you.
07:30Do you want fake Rosie or do you want real Rosie?
07:31Because real Rosie is a little quiet.
07:35And awkward, honestly.
07:37I think this is going to be good.
07:39At the very least, they'll be like, oh, she's not inauthentic.
07:41She's just awkward as f***.
07:43Got it.
07:45Coming up.
07:46This is, like, a dream.
07:47This is, like, our story tale.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:51Stop.
07:51You were never homeless.
07:53You sold my house.
07:54We had to move back with my grandmother.
07:55You were never homeless.
08:20We had a dream.
08:22You were never homeless.
08:23Hi.
08:24Hi, Sissy.
08:25Hello.
08:26Good.
08:26How are you?
08:27Good.
08:27You look pretty.
08:28So do you.
08:28That's a cute outfit.
08:30I could have steamed it a little bit.
08:31I did steam it, actually.
08:32Did you?
08:34It's so cute in here.
08:35I know.
08:36I want to try this on.
08:37That's really cute.
08:39Do you like this, Jen?
08:40That's pretty.
08:40I like this.
08:43It's too hot not to have something cool.
08:45Thank you so much.
08:46Thank you so much.
08:46You're so sweet.
08:47Cheers, Sissy.
08:48I don't drink.
08:50I'll drink it.
08:51I'm so excited for this trip.
08:53That's what I look like.
08:54Very chic.
08:55You look ridiculous.
08:56I would get this in a heartbeat.
08:57Oh, I would.
08:58I feel like I need a vacation,
09:00and Newport is one of my favorite places to go,
09:03especially during the summer.
09:05How have you really been since the funeral?
09:09I don't know.
09:10It's been, like, a lot.
09:11How do I keep on crying even though he lived 100 years?
09:14That's so sad.
09:15He was like a second father to me when I lost my dad.
09:18Just because people don't understand until they've been through it
09:20at that awful dead dad club, and now it just happened again with Grandpa.
09:24Yeah, and he was like a second dad.
09:25But, like, he really was always around.
09:27Like, when you and I were fighting or Mom, he's always, like, that peacekeeper.
09:32Losing my grandfather definitely brings up a lot of emotions and feelings about my childhood
09:37and my mother and our relationship.
09:40Jen and I grew up very differently.
09:42She was, I don't want to say the favorite child, but there's definitely favorites.
09:47Call a spade a spade.
09:48Like, it's making me think about my kids.
09:51Like, I wish, like, Mom felt like that, like, about me.
09:55She really does.
09:56She just doesn't show it the way that you want her to show it,
09:59but she 100% feels like that about you.
10:02My relationship with my mother, you want that motherly bond.
10:05I never had that in my whole life.
10:07Hi, Mom.
10:08Hi, Mom.
10:09Thank you for watching them.
10:11I decided to fulfill my commitment.
10:13Fulfill your commitment as a grandmother.
10:16Growing up, I wanted my Mom's love, and instead she just pushed me away.
10:22Why can't she show love?
10:25That's just who she is.
10:27And you accept that?
10:28It's not that, like, yes, I accept it because, like, I'm just going to butt my head against the wall
10:33if I expect her to change.
10:34You know, and you're still there.
10:36But I don't expect her to change.
10:37I just have distanced myself.
10:40I don't know how to forgive her for, like, our childhood.
10:44I don't know how.
10:44You have such a tough exterior that, like, inside, like, you're really hurting by, like, your relationship with her.
10:51My relationship with my mother has affected my marriage, my friends, my family.
10:56My friends are my source of love and affection and kindness.
11:01Gary also gives me the love that I never received as a child with my mom.
11:04He's always there.
11:06He's always kind and not judgmental.
11:08I never had that ever growing up.
11:11Tell her, like, why you're upset and, like, how you want your relationship to be in the future.
11:15I've told her.
11:16She won't take responsibility for her actions, and she'll just place the blame on,
11:22well, you did this and you did this, but you were supposed to love me.
11:24She just, I don't know.
11:26I'm really proud of you.
11:27I mean, you definitely have stopped the cycle with your kids, so I'm proud of you.
11:31Thanks, Sissy.
11:32I love you.
11:33I love you.
11:33Thanks for coming and meeting me.
11:34I love you.
11:58I love you.
12:00I love you.
12:01I love you.
12:02I love you.
12:02You doing all right?
12:03Yeah, you're gonna need a water from helping me.
12:06It's so incredibly beautiful here.
12:08Quite literally leaving the comforts of home.
12:11I know.
12:12If only it didn't look this good.
12:14Oh.
12:14I started leaving this mansion.
12:17I am terrified.
12:18I lived with my parents until I met my boyfriend.
12:23I was 20, and I went straight from my parents' house
12:27to his house, so this is, like, the first time
12:29where I'm, like, taking that step and, like, literally,
12:33I'm gonna be solo.
12:35I am a firm believer that there are no mistakes.
12:38You're at, like, such a pivotal point in life.
12:41You know what you want.
12:43Kelsey's ex and I have known each other since high school.
12:46I'll always consider him a friend and a great guy.
12:49But Billy has the same life goals as Kelsey.
12:53He wants kids. He wants to get married.
12:55He wants to build a life together.
12:58It's a new beginning, and I know it's not easy.
13:01I know I'm happy.
13:06I'm happy and I'm sad about it.
13:08Listen, you're willing to make that first step, babe.
13:12It's so commendable.
13:13Who would leave all of this?
13:15This is what most people aim for their entire lives.
13:18You are courageous enough to step out and forge toward your own.
13:23I actually got you something.
13:25I actually got you a little token.
13:27You know my...
13:28Stop.
13:29Ignore the bag.
13:30It's not Chanel.
13:31I don't have his money.
13:33It's you, too.
13:34I know.
13:41No path is final.
13:42No light is lost.
13:43You were born to begin again and blaze your own night home.
13:46That's so sweet.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Throughout the relationship, he was always giving me money so I didn't have to work.
13:56Now that we're not together anymore, I need to be more self-sufficient and hair and makeup
14:00has always been a passion of mine.
14:02Now it's actually time to be an adult.
14:03It's stressful.
14:04Like...
14:06It's stressful.
14:07Can I keep the Chanel?
14:09Yeah, you can keep the Chanel.
14:10Dust bag.
14:10It's worth more than the compass.
14:15Coming up.
14:16Is Rula gonna come?
14:17This is wicked rude that she's not here.
14:19I feel like it's just done.
14:32What?
14:33Isn't...
14:34Are you serious?
14:35Well...
14:35I didn't know what to bring.
14:37Ready?
14:39We got...
14:40Oh, God.
14:41Listen.
14:42Sorry.
14:44I'm very excited to host this trip with Liz.
14:46Newport, Rhode Island is iconic.
14:49Luxury.
14:50Castles.
14:51Mansions.
14:52It's where everyone wants to be in the summer.
14:54It's 30 minutes from where I live.
14:56That requires an Uber driver for me.
14:58I will not drive there.
15:00Oh, my God.
15:01Can you stand it?
15:02Princess Rolls.
15:03Right back in time.
15:04We are going in style.
15:06The girls are gonna die.
15:08I thought it would be so cool to take these vintage Rolls Royces to this old spooky castle.
15:16How cute.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18I want to go in that one.
15:19Oh, my God.
15:20I love this.
15:21Look at these cars.
15:22It's almost like we're on kind of a time machine.
15:25It's pretty Gucci.
15:26It's pretty cool.
15:27Has anyone heard from Rula?
15:29No.
15:30She can Uber herself.
15:31We'll see you there.
15:32It's a race.
15:33Vroom, vroom.
15:34Sure.
15:39Such history to this place.
15:41It was built in the early twenties.
15:44This castle, I've been there several times with parties.
15:47It's beautiful.
15:48It's big.
15:49It's quirky.
15:50It's wild.
15:51Not unlike us.
15:53Let me get a cracker.
15:54Hold on.
15:55You want one?
15:55Well, thank you.
15:56Listen, can I ask you something?
15:58Who is Kelsey?
15:59She'll be okay, it'll be fine.
16:02I feel like she needs this trip for herself, you know?
16:05I love the port.
16:07Yeah, it's beautiful over here.
16:08I'm going through major life changes here.
16:10I need an eat, pray, love trip with the girls.
16:14As much as I would love to be on the French Riviera,
16:16I will settle for a little Newport mansion.
16:19It's so beautiful. I know.
16:22I haven't talked to Rula since Polo, I have to be honest.
16:25I think she needs this friggin' girls' trip more than any of us right now.
16:28Should we call her? Let's call her.
16:33Oh, she's not answering.
16:35I know that Rula's been through so much stress.
16:38I think Rula really needs this trip,
16:39so I feel like we're going to have fun.
16:41I'm going to have fun.
16:42I don't know about the rest of the group, actually.
16:49Look at the windows, Liz.
16:51An actual, real-life princess.
16:55This is our life.
16:56We're celebrating today.
16:59The stud with the ship, how amazing.
17:03There's Ollie.
17:06Seve is one of my absolute best friends,
17:09and one of her best friends owns the mansion.
17:13Cheers. This is epic.
17:15Good to have you guys.
17:15I've known Seve 40 years longer than most of these girls have been on the planet.
17:21This is like a dream.
17:22This is like our story tale.
17:24A chandelier.
17:25I'm dead.
17:26It's actually the 100th anniversary of this house being built.
17:30Pieces of the house were assembled from all over Europe originally.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:37Look at this.
17:40I mean, what more could they want?
17:43The fairy room.
17:44That's why I look at my baby dolls.
17:46This is my vibe.
17:47This reminds me of you.
17:49Yeah, I love it.
17:50I think I'm going to stay here.
17:52I'm going to take the fairy room with all the fairies.
17:54We get first dibs, and everyone else can figure out where they want to go.
17:57And all these rooms are gorgeous.
17:58They should all be happy.
17:59I'm so excited for these girls to get the royal treatment.
18:02We have two butlers with champagne bottles all day long.
18:05I think Kelsey is going to feel right at home.
18:07Kelsey's used to this.
18:09Well, at least she used to be.
18:15I love this.
18:19Oh, my God. Stop.
18:22Joe, I can't.
18:24Can I offer you some champagne?
18:25I would love one.
18:27Stop it right now.
18:29Welcome.
18:30We're going to let you girls pick your rooms.
18:32Okay.
18:33I am choosing a room at the exact opposite end as where Rosie is staying.
18:39So there's this room with a massive mirror.
18:41Stunning.
18:42This is cool.
18:43Are there rooms this way?
18:44Just go in the basement.
18:46We call this the queen's room.
18:49Want to do this?
18:49Yes, you and me right here.
18:50So we have like a really exciting thing.
18:54Put on like a really cute, girly, dolly.
18:58Doll tea party outfit.
19:00A doll tea party?
19:02Oh, God.
19:03Everyone get ready.
19:04Okay.
19:04And then Rosie do my eyelashes.
19:14What's up with these dolls?
19:15She probably talks to them when Billy's not home.
19:18I feel like you're going to get in trouble.
19:21I don't know why.
19:22Just think dolls are so pretty.
19:24It tells so much about a person by what doll they pick.
19:27I don't let my daughter play with you.
19:28Don't let Selena play with me.
19:30I tell her if she does very gently.
19:31As a child, I knew that I loved beauty.
19:34I loved clothes.
19:35I loved purses.
19:36I loved little high heels.
19:37I liked it probably at three years old.
19:39And I like it at 41.
19:40She's just like everything.
19:41I feel like she gets it.
19:42I had to guess Rula's going to show up eventually.
19:45I think tomorrow though.
19:46Really?
19:47You don't think today?
19:48I think I just got nail glue in my eye.
19:51So, okay.
19:52Tell me how you have been.
19:53I know you've had a couple of hard days.
19:55It's definitely hard, but I'm doing okay.
19:57To be honest with you,
19:59everything that he has taken care of for me,
20:01like that's now going to be on me.
20:03Like I need to figure out where I'm going to live.
20:06I feel like I don't know certain parts of adulthood,
20:09I guess you can say.
20:11Bills, mortgage payments.
20:13People talk about like principal payment.
20:15The principal of what?
20:16Like I don't know what that means.
20:18I don't know.
20:19I never even knew what my dad's career was.
20:22All I knew was that the bills were getting paid
20:23and he bought me a car and paid for my college.
20:27Courage.
20:29Let's go up the store.
20:32Go girl.
20:33You got this.
20:37Oh my God.
20:38This is perfect.
20:39It's like Cinderella's heart.
20:40Like carriage, cartage.
20:43You girls look beautiful.
20:44Oh my God.
20:45Look, there's little things for all the dolls.
20:48Isn't this fun?
20:49Yeah.
20:49I'm obsessed with this doll lunch.
20:51I loved my American Girl dolls growing up.
20:53Like I had all five originals.
20:55Do I have all of my NSYNC Barbies?
20:57Still?
20:57Yes.
20:58My Jonas Barbies, the Cap Rock era?
21:00Yes.
21:01Can we offer you some champagne?
21:02Yes, please.
21:05Are you kidding with this carriage?
21:06I love Liz's outfit.
21:10No, she didn't.
21:11Holy .
21:12I didn't even look at the side of these shoes.
21:14Are you okay?
21:15All right.
21:16We try again.
21:17That's a graceful entrance.
21:19Goodness.
21:19You guys look so cute.
21:21Rosie.
21:21You look like a stripper.
21:24That was the plan.
21:27I should have just said you don't look good.
21:29Okay.
21:29So let me introduce you to the bitches.
21:31They're going to come sit with us and eat this gorgeous meal.
21:33I want to know what these dolls mean to you.
21:35So like with dolls, right?
21:37Like throughout the entire world for centuries or billions of years ago.
21:40Billions.
21:41Every girl, most of them, just connects to a baby doll.
21:44Where'd you get that statistic?
21:46From billions of years.
21:51We're going to have lunch.
21:52But everyone take their dolls and they're going to sit next to us, okay?
21:54I remember my very first doll was Snow White.
21:57I love Snow White so much.
21:59If a hair was out of place, I would have a breakdown and throw the doll and cry.
22:03Mental.
22:05It was really psychotic.
22:06They go right here.
22:07Look.
22:08So easy.
22:09You good?
22:10You a little hot?
22:11We got to cool you down, girlfriend.
22:13What are their names?
22:14Whatever you feel.
22:15That's the beauty part of it.
22:17I play with dolls with my three-year-old.
22:19And that's it.
22:20You're not putting your doll in your chair, though.
22:21She deserves to be on a pedestal.
22:23The way Alicia likes dolls is the way I like Botox.
22:27Excuse me, ladies.
22:28Would you like some tea?
22:29Sure.
22:29Thank you so much.
22:30It looks great.
22:31Is Rula going to come?
22:32I have not talked to Rula.
22:34Did you cry to call her?
22:36I did.
22:39This is wicked rude that she's not here.
22:41I just think she was kind of, like, beat down, choosing to believe Ryan.
22:46And she's like, that's it.
22:47Like, we're working on marriage, and I don't think she wants to hear anything anymore.
22:50She needs to stop blaming me.
22:52I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back.
22:54I'm going to hurt you.
22:56Don't.
22:57Don't.
22:58And if you want this, I'll figure it out.
23:00Well, I think that she questions your motives.
23:03What's the motive?
23:04I don't want to lose her husband.
23:06I feel bad, and I think that you guys should feel bad.
23:09I totally feel bad.
23:10Do you feel bad, though, really, Joe?
23:12I do feel bad.
23:13I do.
23:14I don't believe John feels bad.
23:16So it's funny to me when she says it.
23:18I'm just like, okay, who are you?
23:21Well, who the f...
23:22Who are you?
23:23No one needs to remind her that he's a stump back anymore.
23:26It's done.
23:26She thinks it's from a year and a half ago, Alicia.
23:29Done.
23:31Let's save it for when she's here.
23:34I agree.
23:35So, listen, tonight we're going to have a nice black tie.
23:38You can relax a little bit.
23:40We'll see you down at dinner.
23:42Let's get our jowls.
23:43They'll watch us get ready.
23:44She really looked like legit lost her leg.
23:47See what it's like getting old?
23:49She feels it.
23:51Coming up...
23:52Do you still talk to your ex at all, like, as friends?
23:55He still pays for things.
23:58Now he's just a real sugar daddy
24:00before she could at least pretend he was her boyfriend.
24:12Hi.
24:13Watch the pass! Watch the pass!
24:15Am I at practice?
24:16Yeah.
24:17Let's go, G. Let's go.
24:18I'm, like, in a swing right now.
24:20It's just, like, swinging back and forth.
24:22I'm swinging.
24:24I'm swinging.
24:26I'm swinging.
24:26I'm swinging.
24:26Yeah, big swing up.
24:31It's got to be, like, a diamond over there.
24:33There's nothing.
24:36Someone's done this before, then.
24:40Ten cents.
24:41No jewels there.
24:42Okay.
24:51Come in.
24:54Robert, I want to deliver these to all the girls.
24:57I have a nice pillow.
24:58That's awesome.
24:59I do.
24:59And then you'll deliver them for me?
25:01Exactly.
25:01Cleaning this masquerade dinner.
25:05We all kind of bring into life, you know, this mask.
25:09So everyone revealing something about themselves,
25:12it would bring us closer together.
25:14It's like an exercise in camaraderie.
25:16Or I am hoping for it to be anyway.
25:20I'm going to send this one to Rosie, because she was this big.
25:24Larger than life facade, but what's deeper.
25:28I'm going to send this to Ashley, because I think that she tends to subdue.
25:33It's Joellen.
25:34She's the jester.
25:35But I think that there's some heavier stuff.
25:39Kelsey.
25:40People see this dark, closed-off side, and those who really know her see this brighter side.
25:47Alicia.
25:48Puts out to the world.
25:50Everything's great.
25:51And then I think that there's this other side that's not always perfect.
25:56Oh, my God, I love this.
25:57Can you have a message?
25:58Wear this mask to the ball.
26:00Where secrets rise in facades.
26:03Facades?
26:05Facades may fall.
26:06But truth begins when masks are gone.
26:08Reveal yourself before the dawn.
26:10What do we need to reveal?
26:11Like, I don't have any secrets.
26:13Neither do I.
26:15Oh, she's gorgeous, though, this bitch.
26:29What the heck am I walking into?
26:32What does Liz have in store for us?
26:35I feel like we're in the movie Eyes Wide Shut and there's like an orgy downstairs waiting for us.
26:42I can't breathe in here.
26:44You don't get to take it off, I don't think it has to be.
26:46What am I supposed to do?
26:47Not eat and drink?
26:49This is never not going to be funny.
26:54Your mask sucks.
26:56Dude, you can't even breathe through that.
26:58It doesn't even have a mouth.
27:00Poor girl.
27:01Hello.
27:02Oh, hello.
27:03Oh, my God.
27:04That is unbelievable, Liz.
27:06Perhaps what they see is the big bad wolf.
27:10But what they don't know is behind this mask is someone who is crazy sensitive.
27:15I'm not the wolf in sheep's clothing.
27:18I'm actually the sheep in wolf's clothing.
27:21What a great job you did picking out these masks.
27:24Is it uncomfortable?
27:25Are they uncomfortable?
27:26No, I really enjoy this.
27:28I'm hoping we can shed the masks, show a little bit more of our other side,
27:34the one that we try not to show.
27:37All right, JoJo.
27:39I can go first.
27:40I know that most of you know me well.
27:42There's definitely good and bad to me.
27:44I think a lot of the bad comes from trauma as a child.
27:49My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
27:52I remember that.
27:53Yeah.
27:54It was hard.
27:55These behavioral programs, they were for really bad kids,
27:58like children convicts and arsonists and stabbers.
28:02I don't feel like my behavior in high school was outrageous,
28:07but my mother's behavior to me as a child just felt like she didn't love me.
28:12I don't want to be like her, so I'm definitely trying.
28:15Do you feel like sometimes you hurt people as well?
28:18Like...
28:18I don't think I'm usually the one that starts it.
28:20I think I'm the one that continues it.
28:23And that's also like a really bad trait of me.
28:26I think that I don't want to be betrayed.
28:28And when somebody calls me out on something that's not true,
28:32that I'm lying...
28:33He's not having an affair.
28:35He is.
28:36Promise on my kids.
28:38Ryan, stop saying I'm perpetuating.
28:40It's not in script.
28:42I need to prove you're wrong,
28:44and what you're saying about me is not true,
28:47because I didn't do that as a kid.
28:50My mask is off.
28:51Liz, tell us about you.
28:53What makes Lizzie so hard?
28:55I think it kind of stems from having such incredible loss
29:00at such a super young age.
29:03I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in,
29:05because I'm afraid to lose.
29:07This is like something I don't share ever with anyone.
29:10I've experienced loss from my mom passing at such a young age.
29:15She got sick when I was 12.
29:18She died when I was 15.
29:19I have abandonment issues.
29:23It's not that I'm big and scary.
29:25It's that, like, I'm probably more afraid of them
29:27than they are me.
29:30I'm hard to get to know.
29:33I'm very tough.
29:35Do you want to go next?
29:37Ashley.
29:38Oh, boy.
29:40I think that when I was going on The Bachelor,
29:42I was always like,
29:43oh, I don't have a sob story.
29:44I have no idea what I'm going to talk about.
29:45And I think that stresses me out, because I'm always like,
29:48that will happen one day.
29:51You know, because you can't, like, skate by,
29:53because somebody will, like, die, you know?
29:57That's petrifying that, like, that's always, like, to come.
30:02Okay.
30:04All right, then, there you go.
30:06Ashley's crying that she has nothing to cry about.
30:08Just put the mask back on.
30:10Rosie, you can go.
30:11A lot of people don't know that, like,
30:13I have really bad anxiety.
30:14I'm actually, like, really shy in real life.
30:17When I'm being bigger, it's more for, like, TV stuff,
30:19Instagram stuff.
30:20Because I've learned to pretend,
30:22and I learned to be bigger,
30:23and I learned to be what everybody wants me to be.
30:26Something I felt a lot growing up,
30:28I was so used to having to just do whatever my mom said
30:31all the time to make her happy,
30:32and you don't want to upset her.
30:33You just do it and just make everybody happy.
30:36So I still kind of feel selfish choosing myself sometimes.
30:40So I'm just, I'm working on it.
30:42You know?
30:43Someday I'm going to be super selfish,
30:44and you guys are going to be like,
30:45whoa, you took it too far.
30:47You don't think people want to see your genuine self?
30:49Once I get comfortable, I, like, open up more.
30:52So it's just different.
30:54There you go.
30:55Next.
30:56Next.
30:57Kelsey.
30:57Me?
30:58Oh, God.
30:59I think I have a very tough exterior.
31:02When it comes to my relationship,
31:04that is, like, the only thing I'm mega sensitive with.
31:08Yeah.
31:08Yeah.
31:10Kelsey, not to bring it up,
31:12but, like, how are you doing after the breakup?
31:16I'm hanging in there.
31:17It's for the best, though.
31:19At the end of the day,
31:20there was a standstill with my ex.
31:22It lasted 10 years, so.
31:24It's like how many more years
31:25am I going to do the same thing?
31:27Yeah.
31:27She cries, though.
31:29I actually had no idea that Kelsey
31:30broke up with her sugar daddy.
31:32Last I had heard,
31:33she was seeing numerous people.
31:34I am dating,
31:35and I love the f***ing both of them.
31:38She's already been bringing the new boyfriend around.
31:40Why should I be surprised
31:41she's not with the old boyfriend anymore?
31:42Like, it's very confusing,
31:43this whole relationship.
31:44Or relationships, I should say.
31:46How do you think Bill's different than Rex?
31:48Like, he cares, he listens.
31:49Have you thought about marriage with him
31:51or anything like that?
31:52There's marriage material, yeah.
31:53Do you still talk to your ex at all?
31:55Like, as friends?
31:56Yeah, we have a good relationship.
31:59There's still a lot of things
31:59that connect the two of us.
32:02He still pays for things.
32:18Pays my health insurance.
32:22Pays for...
32:22My car insurance.
32:24And...
32:25I'm getting a place of my own,
32:26and my ex, like, agreed to pay the rent.
32:29Just so that I get on my feet.
32:30Good for you.
32:32I'm taking what I'm entitled to.
32:34It has nothing to do with being independent
32:36or still being on his nipple.
32:37Like, he said,
32:38whatever I can do to help you, I will.
32:40If I was actually married to him for 10 years,
32:43I would be walking away with a lot more.
32:45Why does he do it?
32:46Just because he, like, loves you so much?
32:48It's the least he can do.
32:49If anyone believes it's, like, wrong for him to pay
32:52for that stuff,
32:53just has clearly not been with the right person.
32:56Leaving after 10 years and you get nothing,
32:58he's like, I'll pay for your apartment.
33:00Agreed.
33:00Yeah, 100%.
33:01And it's, like, a divorce.
33:03He still pays all your bills.
33:05Now he's just a real sugar daddy.
33:07Before she could at least pretend he was her boyfriend.
33:10Alicia?
33:10You next, my doll?
33:12Well, I guess I've seen, like, really dark things
33:15that no kid should have seen.
33:17What kind of, like, dark things was it like with your dad?
33:20Yeah, I just think that, like...
33:22Like, my life was not easy.
33:24From what I remember, my father left us homeless.
33:29I had moved, like, a lot.
33:31You were homeless?
33:31You were never homeless.
33:33No, he did.
33:34He stole my house.
33:35He left.
33:35He took my home as a child.
33:38That's a stretch.
33:39You're never homeless, babe.
33:40You have a big, beautiful family.
33:43No one would ever allow you to be homeless.
33:46You kind of went with your grandparents for a little while,
33:48which was a very nice place.
33:50Am I trying to protect her from coming across as privileged?
33:55Yeah.
33:56He stole my house.
33:56We had to move back with my grandmother.
33:58I know.
33:58I will never hear you say you were homeless.
34:01You were never homeless in your life.
34:05I think that Liz is trying to protect my family,
34:07but don't diminish, like, what I've been through.
34:09When I first moved into my grandparents,
34:12I was thrilled, because I was like,
34:14oh, my God, I get to be with my grandparents.
34:15But as time went on, I'd be like, where's my house?
34:18I was sharing a room with my mom.
34:20What happened to my bedroom that was,
34:21I had this beautiful car bed.
34:23It was like a Corvette.
34:24So in my mind, we had no home.
34:27And if it wasn't for my grandparents,
34:28we would have been homeless.
34:29Take it off.
34:30Your face is too beautiful.
34:32Oh, perfect time for dessert.
34:33I want to thank you all for tonight.
34:35I loved it.
34:36I loved it.
34:36I loved it most.
34:37Rosie, I think that was the first genuine thing
34:40that came out of your mouth.
34:42And I'm saying that in a nice way, not a mean way.
34:45I actually felt for a second that you were telling the truth.
34:49What have I not told the truth about?
34:54I'm actually trying to give you a compliment.
34:55I genuinely am meaning this.
34:57This is what I've been, like, trying to convey to her.
35:00Like, you haven't been honest.
35:01This moment, I feel like you are.
35:04She's giving you a compliment,
35:05and you just went right on the defensive.
35:06So she's telling you, like,
35:07hey, I thought you were being genuine.
35:11We say thank you.
35:12With her saying this, refreshing,
35:14would insinuate that she's never been honest.
35:20No, I do appreciate it.
35:22I'm glad you feel that way.
35:26Oh, backhand.
35:27It was backhanded.
35:27We got so close.
35:29You were so close.
35:30Being in the pageant world,
35:31I know a bull when I see one.
35:33There's a lot of fake girls around.
35:35In between her talking about me.
35:37Never have I ever been a polygamist.
35:38Could you imagine?
35:40I thought Kelsey was that.
35:41Not supporting me.
35:42I appreciated you asking me to do that.
35:44For a haircut.
35:45You never posted anything.
35:48Oh, my God.
35:49I can't keep up with the ever-changing personalities.
35:52Who is Rosemary?
35:55I think you guys aren't giving Rosie enough grace,
35:57because there was a little bit of sass in this air.
36:02I actually think the sass came from Rosie.
36:07She got a crazy backhanded compliment.
36:10It made it seem like she's never been genuine before.
36:13Like, she's always been lying.
36:15You guys think that she's always been lying?
36:17That's how I felt.
36:17That's how I felt.
36:18Rosie has mentioned that she would like for me to stick up for her more in this group.
36:22I never expected anyone to stick up for me,
36:24and that's just, like, been, like, my whole life.
36:26After the whole Alicia thing,
36:27it actually bothered me that you didn't stick up for me.
36:29It would have been nice.
36:30I'm sorry for not sticking up for you.
36:33Kelsey's reaction to Rosie,
36:34it was such a blatant backhanded compliment
36:37that even I felt comfortable being like,
36:41wait, excuse me, that was, that wasn't fully nice.
36:44There was an ingenuineness that I felt.
36:48I'm sorry if you feel like I'm not genuine,
36:51that I lie or anything, you know?
36:54Okay.
36:56It's okay.
36:57You know?
36:58We get it.
36:59You know what's it called when the horse is dead?
37:01Beating a dead horse.
37:02It's like being a dead horse.
37:03When the horse is dead?
37:04I don't know.
37:07I want to thank you all for joining me on my little masquerade dinner.
37:11I loved it.
37:12I loved it.
37:13Thank you for being open and shedding the masks.
37:16Whatever we want to do tonight,
37:18have fun in the castle,
37:20and let's reconvene in the morning.
37:22We'll have some breakfast.
37:24This is perfect, you guys.
37:26Lizzie, this was really beautiful.
37:29I thought that went well-ish.
37:33I don't know what I did.
37:34That was so offensive.
37:35I don't feel like what she said was a nice thing to say.
37:38Like, I was like, what did I lie about?
37:41I don't know.
37:42Wait, I think I hear Rosie talking.
37:44Let's go listen.
37:44You made it seem like what she said wasn't a backhanded compliment at all,
37:48since she basically was alluding to the fact that you've never said anything honest.
37:51Also, why the with me and Kelsey had long conversations?
37:55She had all the time in the world at dinner to say these things to me,
37:59yet she waits till dinner room with Ashley to start talking .
38:03She doesn't have balls to say it to me.
38:05She sulks like a slinky.
38:06A conversation with her?
38:08She accused me of talking about her at the picnic.
38:10Hi.
38:11Yeah.
38:12What's wrong?
38:20She accused me of talking about her at the picnic.
38:22Hi.
38:23Yeah.
38:24Yeah.
38:24Hi.
38:26What's wrong?
38:26Just getting changed.
38:28Come here.
38:29We were just talking about, I feel like what you were saying before
38:31was like a little bit of a backhanded compliment to her.
38:34I felt bad because everybody kind of snapped at her.
38:37No, I don't think it was a backhanded compliment.
38:39I feel like you're not being honest.
38:42Wait, wait, wait.
38:43Just be specific.
38:44What is she lying about?
38:45Her house.
38:46Why does she complain about her?
38:48The issues with her job.
38:49You got fired.
38:50You said you left for mental health.
38:52I left for mental health because I got colitis.
38:54I did have colitis a couple of years ago.
38:56What?
38:57Yeah, that's why I quit MEC 10 because I had to wear diapers to her.
39:00I don't know what you want me to do about that.
39:03Why are you so upset with me for rumors that have nothing to do with you?
39:07Like, oh, you got fired from your job.
39:09I went on medical leave because I couldn't stop bleeding out of my butt.
39:13Why would I say that when I could say that I got fired?
39:18What?
39:19She makes up.
39:20When you meet someone, you, like, exaggerate things.
39:23Like, yeah, me and Rich from building, like, an 8,000 square foot house, like, just, like, blurt out.
39:27I have no idea why Kelsey would actually care about the square footage or the honesty of the square footage
39:32of a house.
39:33Like, I have never talked to my friends about the square footage of my house.
39:37We're adding 5,000 square feet.
39:38The current house is 1,500.
39:40And when we finish the garage into a gym.
39:42It's not 1,000.
39:43I'm sorry if that's not a good enough answer for you.
39:45The way that Kelsey is delivering this accusation, she's, like, so certain.
39:50And I'm like, well, what's your proof, bitch?
39:52When there's smoke, there's fire.
39:54Just because the answer isn't what you want doesn't mean it's not true.
39:56You can believe whatever you want.
39:58I'm cool with that.
40:00This is, like, another act of Rosie.
40:02This is, like, the calm Rosie.
40:05She's always telling the truth.
40:07I'm not buying one word that comes out of her mouth.
40:10Nope.
40:11I really don't care about it.
40:13Your to be honest.
40:14It seems like you really care about it.
40:16I really don't think maybe you just didn't want to like me.
40:18And that's okay.
40:18I don't think you want to like me either.
40:20I'm good with this.
40:21Kelsey wants to discredit everything about me.
40:23You're attacking my house.
40:24You don't have a house.
40:26You're attacking my relationship, my husband.
40:28You don't have a husband.
40:29You're attacking my career.
40:31You've had one for about a year, maybe.
40:33It's a lot easier to project things onto me
40:37than to possibly be a target of everyone talking about
40:39what's really going on in your life.
40:41Shut the up.
40:43Thank you so much for coming in and visiting us.
40:46There's the door over there.
40:48Good night.
40:50Good job.
40:51At this point, believe it or whatever you want.
40:59Later, this season on The Real Housewives of Bird Island.
41:02This shot is to all of us.
41:06To beginnings and to ends.
41:09To the end of the summer, the beginning of autumn,
41:12to the end of strife, to the beginning of others.
41:15Cheers!
41:16Cheers!
41:17Cheers!
41:18Cheers!
41:18Cheers!
41:24What is that?
41:25Is that a kazoo?
41:26How much is the rent?
41:27I'm not paying for it.
41:28Your ex is paying for it?
41:30My ex.
41:31That's awesome.
41:31That's it.
41:32You put me through hell for long enough.
41:34I just feel like we have to decide on the lease soon.
41:37If she wanted you to sell it, would you?
41:40I'm sure I was going to cry.
41:41Oh, no, no, no.
41:42I'm not going to cry.
41:42You're not?
41:43No.
41:44You should have showed me how to be, like, respectful and kind.
41:47Because now I'm not.
41:48I got approved.
41:50Holy .
41:51This is bad.
41:53JoEllen shows me a video.
41:54Being in her house, I want to die.
41:56I feel like I'm carrying a poster.
41:57Like, I know.
41:59I know what you did last week.
42:01You showed your real colors.
42:02My true colors are beautiful.
42:04Stop.
42:05Get the out of my face.
42:08What did I do?
42:09Everybody on Rhode Island knows you've been married men.
42:11And you're a flambit.
42:13You're looking for a fight.
42:14You're trying to fight.
42:16Who's tired of yelling and fighting all the time?
42:21Holy .
42:22Do you know about the video?
42:25I don't know something about a video.
42:27Brian was arrested for tracking me.
42:32I mean, obviously, like, Rilla, like, what are you going to do?
42:36Yeah, what are you going to do?
42:43What are you going to do?
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