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B.e.l.o.w D.e.c.k D.o.w.n Under Season 4 Episode 14
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00:15Previously on Below Dick, Down Under.
00:17Oh, I'm ready.
00:18Oh, wow.
00:20That's my wife.
00:21Not tonight.
00:22My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
00:25what would it be like if I married Jenna?
00:28How are you and Eddie doing all right?
00:30Oh, whatever.
00:31It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
00:34Any time I'm going to come to the master cabin, I'll be there.
00:40I don't want to leave you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards
00:45because I just don't see it happening.
00:49I'm sick of you pot stirring.
00:51I'm sick of you complaining.
00:52I want team player.
00:54Daisy, I do need to have a chat with you about something.
00:56Head of department, Mike.
00:58No.
00:59I'm the only person in this department.
01:01If I asked Jenna to come outside and do a job on the deckhand, she couldn't do it.
01:05Take that f***ing smirk off your face and it really f***ing pisses me off.
01:09OK.
01:11I do things to help you, so please don't shoo me like I'm a f***ing dog.
01:14Daisy, I think we're done here.
01:16Yeah.
01:17This whole getting Ellie to back you up.
01:20First time in my life I've seen Jessica.
01:22Don't give a f*** if he's not here.
01:23You need to keep your radio on you.
01:25What would you f***ing say?
01:26Just everyone have a go at Ben, would you?
01:29You can pick up the tab, send me the bill.
01:31Brilliant.
01:32Love this f***ing conversation.
01:47That's such bulls***.
01:49It's worse.
01:51He does what he always does.
01:52He deflects and blames everybody else.
01:54You don't get to hear the hard truth and walk off like that.
01:58Like I'm the f***ing bad guy.
01:59You're not the bad guy.
02:00What can I do better?
02:02Nothing.
02:04Honestly, based on everything I see.
02:07I was quite taken back by the animosity towards me.
02:13For me, it's not personal.
02:14I can call you out and still want the best for you.
02:17Ben is a great chef, but we can always do better.
02:19And it's my job to demand excellence in all areas, including the galley.
02:23I feel like a sucker.
02:25They are building a unison against me.
02:30What I want is people to feel good.
02:32You don't have to please everyone.
02:35And let me tell you something.
02:36I'll support you throughout.
02:37I promise.
02:39It's gonna be really hard.
02:40Well, I can see you coming off on top.
02:43People...
02:44Not...
02:45That sounded terrible.
02:52Shall we go?
02:53Yes.
02:53Let's go.
02:54Yes!
02:57Oh my God!
02:58This is awesome!
02:59Wow!
03:00Wow!
03:00There's a bonfire and everything!
03:09All right, fine.
03:12Bastards.
03:13We're going to the lagoon.
03:17Margarita.
03:18I'm gonna get this one to do this.
03:19All right.
03:20Big thing!
03:21Yes!
03:23You want dinner again?
03:24You want the deal about Ben?
03:26Yeah.
03:26What we thought?
03:27I am on a rampage.
03:29That is wild.
03:30What happened when I was gone?
03:32I almost went off with Mike.
03:34Why?
03:34About what?
03:35He kept on instigating.
03:37He made a sign for himself saying H.O.D.
03:40And he kept on holding it up the entire f***ing knife.
03:43I'm telling you now, look back in ten years time and you will be so much more successful and so
03:47much more happier than he is.
03:49Yeah.
03:51Whatever.
03:52Woo!
03:52Ben!
03:54Did you miss us?
03:55Yeah!
03:56It's so good to see you.
03:57How was it?
03:58If I don't like you...
04:00Did they go after you?
04:01We're going to speak together.
04:02Yes.
04:03I knew it.
04:04Did you?
04:05I could sense the coming.
04:07He's a snake.
04:12A dinner.
04:14Why were you guys dangling me when I came back to the bathroom?
04:16You don't understand where everyone else is coming from.
04:19Why wouldn't you take my side?
04:21I have taken your side, Ben, all the time.
04:23I have.
04:23As a friend, I would always be there for you.
04:26And we are friends.
04:28Always.
04:28Cool.
04:29I just...
04:30I've been through a lot.
04:30Stop thinking everyone's against you, Ben.
04:33Take my word.
04:33I'm not against you.
04:35I've basically been betrayed by f***ing every person in my f***ing life.
04:40All my friends, all my girlfriends, my ex-fiancee.
04:44It's hard.
04:44I mean, I have trust issues.
04:46I think I attract that, though.
04:48I think I attract people that betray me.
04:54Well, then shut it.
04:55You shut it f***ing out.
04:57You f***ing shut it.
04:59No, no.
04:59You f***ing shut it.
05:00All right.
05:02Have you got a pen and paper?
05:04Pen?
05:05Please.
05:05I want to go about with the title.
05:07Put it on your forehead.
05:08Can you...
05:09You're right, dog?
05:09Yeah, of course I can.
05:10What are you getting tattooed on your forehead, there, bud?
05:12Head of department, mate.
05:14Head of department, mate.
05:14Head of department.
05:15Head of department.
05:15Head of department.
05:15Head of department.
05:15Head of department.
05:16It's not funny.
05:19It's not funny.
05:20It is funny.
05:21So f***ing smiling.
05:22Mikey, Mikey, stop it, because you are being a dick to her.
05:25You are winding her up.
05:26I don't like seeing Jenna upset, whether we are together or not.
05:32F***ing asshole.
05:33Am I upset still?
05:34100%.
05:35Do I still really care for her?
05:37110%.
05:37If it makes you feel bitter, I did just call him out.
05:40I don't think you guys actually realise how bad he is.
05:44F***ing twat.
05:45That's what he is.
05:46Mike, the new head of department.
05:49Hear me out.
05:50No, I'm not.
05:51I'm not entertained.
05:53No, no, no.
05:54Come back here, please.
05:57I'm just gonna get in the water.
05:59That's the easiest way to hide away from stuff.
06:01You just get in the water.
06:03Hey, it's a bit much.
06:06It's like not jokes or funny.
06:08And it's so toxic.
06:10But you will never command the respect that you do.
06:14By the way, Ben told me he likes you.
06:20You guys spoke for me, huh?
06:22Huh?
06:23Yeah, we spoke about you.
06:25Why is he swearing?
06:28You are.
06:29You are.
06:31Hey, listen.
06:32I wanted to just say, from the heart, okay?
06:36I'm sorry that I was defensive earlier.
06:38Alright?
06:39I really appreciate that.
06:40I always have your back.
06:41I know you do.
06:43I love you, alright?
06:45All of the HODs here are used to running things, so it's hard to put our egos aside.
06:49I'm really glad that Ben can take accountability for this because I want to move forward and just smash out
06:54the rest of the season.
06:55You're my favourite cheese stew ever.
07:00You're one of my favourite ones?
07:02It's not one of my f*** you.
07:04One of them.
07:05Come on, mate.
07:06Come on.
07:06You're the only one who saw me sitting here and made an effort to see me.
07:10Doesn't f***ing matter.
07:13Idiots.
07:14The loss of them.
07:16Are you okay?
07:17I'm great.
07:18Okay, good.
07:19I have a great night.
07:21It has been good.
07:23You shouldn't like me.
07:24No, you're a part of it.
07:26Really?
07:27Of course.
07:28Getting to know you has been different.
07:30See, you fancy me.
07:33Yes.
07:34If we were to cuddle, do we go into your room or mine?
07:37Yeah.
07:40Eddie.
07:41Come on, I'm going to come up with you, brother.
07:43A little bit fed up.
07:44I'm just constantly feeling like I get made out to be the villain every f***ing time.
07:48Yeah.
07:49I'm going to wind her up, obviously.
07:50That's between you and her.
07:52She needs to learn to f***ing grow up.
07:54Can we get the f*** out of here?
07:56And do what?
07:57I don't know.
07:57Like, go on something.
07:58Chill.
07:59We need to tidy this up because Captain Jason will f***ing have a cry in the morning about this.
08:04Shall we go back to the boat, ladies?
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Let's go.
08:07What are you like in relationships?
08:09I'm so traditional.
08:10I'll never ever, like, date somebody if I'm not going to marry them.
08:14Of course I have flings and whatnot.
08:17You know what I mean?
08:18There's nothing wrong with that.
08:19It's just a very mature attitude.
08:20I like that.
08:21It's a tricky situation with Ben because I just broke things off with Eddie.
08:27But the truth is, I do like Ben.
08:29And he clearly likes me too.
08:33Yay!
08:33We're home!
08:35I think you're an old soul or something, right?
08:36I'm such an old soul.
08:38Do you reckon Ben and Jen have stayed there?
08:41I don't know for a f***er there.
08:43But good for them, man.
08:44Good for them.
08:46Um, we should go back to the boat.
08:48Yeah.
08:49What's up?
08:52Go and check the description.
08:53Look at me.
08:55Okay, I'll grab my shoes.
08:57Get up.
08:58Get up.
08:59Oopla.
09:01What the f*** are they doing?
09:04Eddie's my boy.
09:05And Jenna is playing Eddie so well.
09:10It's pretty obvious and everyone knows that.
09:12But he is stuck in this love bubble.
09:14And I just don't think that Eddie can say that.
09:16Me and you need to have a chat.
09:18About what?
09:19It's not good.
09:20Here, here, sweetie.
09:21That's me.
09:23Night, ladies.
09:24Love you.
09:24Good night.
09:25Thank you for announcing anything.
09:26Go on.
09:27Just say it.
09:29Jenna has been cracking all with Ben tonight.
09:31Ben?
09:32Yeah.
09:33What?
09:33Kissed?
09:34I don't know how far it went, but they're not back yet tonight.
09:40Ben, of all people, I don't get it.
09:42Oh.
09:45I don't get what he's got.
09:47I don't see it.
09:50I'm really f***ing just annoyed and frustrated and it's all just boiling up on me right now.
09:55You're a good person, Eddie.
09:57You're a good person.
09:57You're a good person.
09:58You're a good person.
09:58Oops.
10:00Are you getting into it?
10:02I don't know you.
10:03Maybe if you are.
10:05It's just time to go to bed, buddy.
10:07You know I feel bad.
10:09You know I feel bad.
10:11Oh, s***.
10:12Yeah, yeah.
10:18Can you do this?
10:21Absolutely.
10:22F*** her.
10:23Go after yourself, Eddie.
10:28You're kind of a good guy.
10:29I'm f***ing so...
10:35All right, cool.
10:38Um...
10:53I'm gonna get my...
10:55rink.
10:56And then I'm really upset.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Yeah.
11:00Daisy, glass of wine?
11:01Yeah.
11:02You want a drink?
11:03Like, should we...
11:07Um...
11:09Barbedear.
11:10Yeah.
11:12There he is.
11:14Oh, thank you.
11:15Can you get me a drink?
11:16Oh, you may?
11:17Um...
11:17Yeah.
11:18You guys thought I'd drink.
11:20I got it.
11:20I got it right here.
11:21Good night.
11:24What the f***?
11:27Um...
11:28And all things like Ben has the hots for Jenna.
11:31It's obvious.
11:32Mike actually is head of...
11:34The cock-blocking society that beholds me.
11:38Sorry, Jenna.
11:39Not this time.
11:42Did you get it?
11:43Oh, yeah.
11:44F*** sakes, mate.
11:46You look cute, by the way.
11:47That's peacock fitters.
11:48Yeah.
11:50A bit.
11:54Everybody's face.
11:56I just wanna f***ing chill.
11:59F***.
12:00You know why I need to go with you?
12:03I am a jaded woman.
12:05Been scorned.
12:06But until I do find something serious,
12:09I am fully open and willing to have some fun.
12:12And I'm curious.
12:13I don't know, maybe he's a great kisser.
12:15Like, let's go and find out.
12:17There's a couple.
12:20Yes.
12:21I just wanna be around.
12:28Hey there, good night.
12:30Good night.
12:49I feel like other kids.
12:54It's a real upset.
12:55Yeah, Elliot, make it upset.
12:57Oh.
12:58Oh.
12:59Oh.
13:00Oh.
13:10Crack it, matey.
13:11What's up, Dwight?
13:12Last night was a really good chat with Daisy and a cuddle, but it's not the point.
13:16Oh, did you?
13:17Shut the f*** up.
13:18Did you kiss her?
13:19No.
13:19I actually didn't sleep because she snored the entire night.
13:23Good morning.
13:24Here we go.
13:25Hello.
13:26I think you're Mike.
13:29Why are you moving around?
13:30Bit stubby.
13:31Got that kind of elf look about you.
13:35Looking for a sunblock.
13:37Jenna.
13:38Where did you stay last night?
13:40In my own bed.
13:41What happened with you and Bella?
13:43Okay, me and Bella.
13:44Is there any sunblock down here?
13:45Uh, yes.
13:48Here you go.
13:50Look here.
13:52That's nice for you.
13:58This is exactly what I was afraid of, but it's not for Eddie to make me feel bad.
14:04I am single and I can talk and chat to whoever I want.
14:09I'm gonna stop wiping down.
14:15Morning.
14:16Morning.
14:19Jenna.
14:21Aw.
14:22Hi.
14:22It's a country omelette.
14:25I appreciate that.
14:26Yeah.
14:28Dry.
14:28Pretty good.
14:29I really hope they make carbonara for lunch.
14:32Oh, let's ask Jenna to ask Ben.
14:34Jenna, why is she upset for?
14:36Because she just took your bait.
14:38Is this all about the head of department thing?
14:39I think so.
14:40How can people take that seriously?
14:42Come on.
14:43It was silly banter, but you took her too far.
14:45You need to learn to stop.
14:46Do you want me to be honest about one thing?
14:48I think you should have got given seconds to.
14:51Don't wind me up, Mikey.
14:53Don't.
14:54Woo.
14:57You look so happy and I love that.
14:59I am.
15:03Hey, Ali.
15:04Hey.
15:04I just want you to know I stayed in Joi's room last night.
15:08Okay.
15:08Nothing happened.
15:09It's okay.
15:10No worries.
15:11Okay.
15:13I just wanted to be transparent because I didn't want you to feel like...
15:16No.
15:19You okay?
15:20I'm okay, yeah.
15:21I'm just going to dry my hair.
15:24You know, he's going after days.
15:25I'm like, of course you are.
15:26This is the guy you are, obviously.
15:29He's a trash can.
15:30I don't give a f*** about you.
15:32So do whatever the hell you want.
15:33Did you feel nice?
15:34I did, yes.
15:35I had a great time.
15:36It was fun.
15:37Yeah.
15:37The windows are pretty bad looking at them from the inside along here, definitely.
15:42Super Sue.
15:43No, no, no.
15:44Alicia said she would be a better singer.
15:46F*** off.
15:47I never said that.
15:48You don't give a f*** what Mike says because everything is bulls***.
15:51That is not f***ing funny.
15:52You just actually don't know your place anymore.
15:55You know what?
15:55You need to eat some f***ing humble pie.
15:57H.O.D.
15:58Remember.
15:59H.O.D.
16:02Mike, actually just you know what?
16:04F*** off.
16:05You shouldn't be here.
16:06You don't deserve to be here.
16:07You think you can crap out.
16:08Who's got the MVP?
16:10I don't give a f*** that you have an MVP.
16:12I actually don't.
16:14But what?
16:14What is that saying?
16:15I don't give a flying f***.
16:17Why would you try and start a war between Jenna and I?
16:19Go get the f***ing bedding.
16:21Who is Daisy?
16:22Do you know what annoyed is the most?
16:23I don't care.
16:24It's how much s*** is feeding Eddie.
16:25I don't actually care anymore.
16:26I just want to do my job so I can go to bed.
16:28Daisy.
16:30I can't work with Mike anymore.
16:32What happened?
16:33He just like instigated something now again.
16:35He's like, Alicia would be a better second stew than you.
16:38He goes, yeah.
16:39And you remember, don't talk to me like that because I'm f***ing H.O.D.
16:42It's a f***ing joke.
16:44Like, really?
16:45Pressing me the f*** up.
16:47Alicia, I want to apologise to you.
16:48Thank you very much.
16:49I appreciate that.
16:51But what I said was drunk.
16:52Mike.
16:52Yeah?
16:53What did I say about winding people up?
16:55I haven't said anything.
16:56You're not winding Jen up?
16:57No.
16:58My word for word was, like, I'm the Dexter.
17:01I've got the head of department.
17:02Okay, you're working till 9pm tonight.
17:06We'll see about that.
17:08Excuse me?
17:09What did you just say to me?
17:10I said I'm not working till 9pm tonight.
17:12Okay, you can get off the boat.
17:13Get off the boat.
17:25You can get off the boat.
17:26Get off the boat.
17:27Get off the boat.
17:28That's right, I will.
17:33Get off the boat.
17:33I'm so not with you.
17:38Oh, f***ing children.
17:40Everyone's so touchy.
17:41Jesus f***ing Christ.
17:43What happened?
17:44F***ing Mike.
17:45He was winding Jen up and I said,
17:47you're working till 9pm.
17:48And he said, we'll see about that.
17:49And I said get off the boat.
17:50Yeah, that's not acceptable.
17:51It is super common in yachting for people to come in,
17:55think it's a vacation,
17:56take a couple of photos through social media,
17:58and unfortunately, Mike is one of those people.
18:01Surprise, it's not all fun and games here.
18:03I hope you got some great photos out of it,
18:05but don't let the pastoral hit you on the way out.
18:08Jason, Jason, Daisy, can I meet you in the bridge?
18:11Copy.
18:25Hey, I beat my fish.
18:27How's your morning?
18:28Mike is currently kicked off the boat.
18:31Why, what did he do?
18:32Yesterday I said, Mike, please don't wind anyone up.
18:35And this morning, he's at it again.
18:37So I said, you're working till 9pm.
18:40As I was walking out the door, he goes,
18:43I won't be working till 9pm.
18:44I said, get off the boat.
18:46So this is where we're at.
18:49Sounds like you've handled this professionally.
18:51Respect is not there, and there's a history of it.
18:54So I'm not allowed to talk while I'm working?
18:56Well, you're not working, you're just talking.
18:57You don't need to get wound up about it.
18:59I'm here to work, mate.
19:01Just you pick up a hoover.
19:02I'm not happy.
19:03I'm sick of you pot stirring.
19:05I'm sick of you complaining.
19:06I'm here to guide you, but now stop with the egos.
19:09It's all fun and games until it's not anymore.
19:12If anyone's not happy with you, you will be fired.
19:16If he cannot see that after several times being told,
19:19you'll learn from the school of hard knocks.
19:21Joelle, Joelle.
19:22Do you want to go get Mike?
19:23Tell him to come to the bridge.
19:25Copy.
19:28He's had enough chances.
19:29All right, boy.
19:30Do you okay to come on board?
19:31Yeah, of course you are.
19:32Sometimes lessons have to be learned the hard way.
19:35This is unacceptable.
19:36I will not tolerate disrespect to my HODs.
19:40What a day.
19:42Yeah, I'm just getting a stew in here quickly.
19:46Mike, take a seat, mate.
19:49I've had the full story from Daisy.
19:52And what it's come down to is disrespectful to your team leader.
19:57Okay.
19:57Look, you've been given the warnings.
19:59There is a toxicity on board and you're at the source.
20:03Daisy and Joelle have done everything possible to help you flourish here.
20:06You think this is a bit of a joke.
20:07I won't tolerate it.
20:09I need you to leave the boat today.
20:11I'm sending you home.
20:15I apologise, Daisy, for how this whole season's been, to be honest, from start to finish.
20:20And I've used entertaining me as a release.
20:24That's how I really feel.
20:26I appreciate the apology.
20:28Yeah, of course.
20:29Joelle, do you want to look after Mike?
20:31Yeah, of course.
20:32And make sure he gets off.
20:39This isn't the first time I've been sucked.
20:41For being the class clown, for being the jogger, for wanting to entertain.
20:45The thing is, I can never change who I am.
20:48Oh, God.
20:49What a day.
20:50Hey, I'm proud of you.
20:51Not taking that s***, you know?
20:52We're all behind you.
20:54What a journey.
20:55We're going to work hard in the next, Charla.
20:59I think Mike just got fired.
21:01Really?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02He's passing his bags right now.
21:13He's passing his bags right now.
21:14Hey.
21:16I love you, mate.
21:18Dude, I'm going to miss you, man.
21:19You know that, right?
21:20Yeah, I mean, to me, everything was just too serious.
21:22And I'm not a serious person, and that's the problem.
21:24At the end of the day, I've had a fantastic time.
21:26Yeah, exactly.
21:27I've enjoyed every moment being here with everyone.
21:30And I want to let everyone know, like, none of this was personal.
21:32Do you know what I mean?
21:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:33None of this was personal.
21:34I know that.
21:35Personally, I don't think I did anything wrong.
21:37You're joking.
21:39I actually think I was perfect.
21:40Well, I'm going to leave the conversation on a high.
21:44Have a good time, Mikey.
21:45I love you lots.
21:46Right, mate.
21:46You got everything, then?
21:47Yep.
21:48I'm sad.
21:49It's been a pleasure, buddy.
21:50Just keep being you, mate.
21:52See you, buddy.
21:53That s*** sucks.
21:55Where's Mike?
21:56Did you hear what happened?
21:57No.
21:58Oh, I kicked him off the vows.
22:00Have you not heard this?
22:01No.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:03I'm going to.
22:04I'm sorry.
22:05I'm just working.
22:15Daisy, Joelle and Ben, please meet in the crew members for a preference shape meeting.
22:21Copy.
22:22Copy.
22:24Charter 7!
22:26Yeah!
22:27Well, here we go, guys.
22:29We're going to have to put a lot of effort in.
22:31We're a crew member down.
22:32I do have CVs.
22:34They might be here mid-charter, and it may only be interior.
22:38Okay.
22:39We're going to have to roll with that.
22:41We've got to bring the energy.
22:43Okay, Sujay and his wife, Brenna, are taking their group of friends and his parents on this trip.
23:02Well, Brenna and I met probably about 11 years ago, and I think it was, for me at least, there
23:08was an instant connection.
23:10What do you think that was good?
23:11It's a good workout.
23:12Tired.
23:14Jose pushed his heart.
23:15I started thinking about a career in medicine from early days of my life.
23:19My father is a family doctor.
23:21All right.
23:23Hello.
23:24Hi.
23:25Where are you guys up to?
23:26We are at the gym.
23:28So, Brenna and I wanted to invite you and Mom on a mega yacht in...
23:34What?
23:35Yeah.
23:36Nice to meet you.
23:38My parents have done everything for me.
23:41Dad could have had all kinds of stuff, being a doctor, he could have had a nice car, he could
23:45have been on trips, but he refused all of that.
23:48His focus was, let me educate my kids.
23:50I don't think they've ever had such an opportunity to have this type of luxurious experience.
23:58Joining them are friends, Emily, Anson, Mike, and Kim.
24:02And Sujay's parents, Vinod and Jay Sheree.
24:04The group coming with us, we're all in the medical field, all physicians, but we are also kids at heart
24:10and we do have fun.
24:12The group would like an 80s themed evening with a dinner filled with creative cuisine to excite their palettes.
24:17Okay, thank you very much.
24:19I'm going to enjoy my bikini.
24:28I'm finishing this.
24:30Good.
24:32Proper days.
24:34Did you know that David spent the night in your room?
24:36I know.
24:37I thought of you.
24:38Yeah.
24:38When I heard that, but...
24:40But I don't care.
24:41I'm f***ing over it.
24:43I have to send video to him.
24:45Are you going to invite me to cuddle?
24:49You liked that last night, right?
24:50Cuddling it.
24:51Of course I did.
24:52They're all over each other.
24:54That is weird.
24:55Their arms in places I don't understand.
24:58That's not good.
25:00Guys, how are we?
25:02God, tired.
25:03I'm going to go to bed.
25:04They keep trying to f***ing convince me to stay up there.
25:06I'm like, no.
25:06Who is?
25:07Joao and Jenna.
25:08They're looking for you.
25:11They didn't need to look in the galley.
25:14I think, personally, she would, hopefully, rather be with me than with Joao in a hot tub.
25:22That's just what I would prefer.
25:24Okay, I'm putting the preference sheets up.
25:25They're asking me.
25:26They don't give a f***.
25:27That's the problem.
25:28There are lines.
25:29There are borders.
25:30There's lines in the f***ing sand, Daisy, right?
25:34I think you got so serious with Eddie so quickly.
25:37And it was the same as you announced.
25:39She took it that way.
25:40I know.
25:40Very.
25:41Who's in the hot tub?
25:42Jenna and someone.
25:44And Joao.
25:46Hey, you.
25:46It's pretty vulgar, isn't it?
25:48She won.
25:48A pile of garbage.
25:50Congratulations.
25:51Two snakes.
25:56Do I look like the bad person for doing what I just hate?
25:59No.
26:00Just do what you want to do, but do it with respect.
26:05Can't do anything right, man.
26:09Give up.
26:11I don't want anything serious, but I got to know Daisy.
26:14And regardless of what happens.
26:16You just smile.
26:17Hello, Wiggy.
26:17Here you go.
26:18No, I'm going to go back down and get me another wife.
26:22Hi, Wiggy.
26:24Hi.
26:25What?
26:26What?
26:26Why are you doing that?
26:27What's going on?
26:28I'm absolutely baffled by relationships right now.
26:32I've learned people generally will let you down.
26:35Jenna's meant to like me, and Joao's meant to be my friend.
26:38I'm bloody confused by it.
26:39What's wrong with you?
26:41Have we done anything wrong?
26:44No.
26:47Oh, hey, pumpkin.
26:51What did I miss when I was napping?
26:53All right.
26:53Where do I begin?
26:55So, Joao, Daisy, and Jenna were in the hot tub.
27:00Daisy leaves.
27:01And they were all in love with each other.
27:04Like, over an hour.
27:06That's crazy.
27:08By the way, I don't trust her.
27:11She keeps coming to her cabin and talking about it to Daisy.
27:14Like, she was big and, like, saying what?
27:17I'm not going to get into details.
27:19She's nasty.
27:19It's disrespectful all the way.
27:20She comes across.
27:22She comes up so broad.
27:23Yeah.
27:24I think she hates you, Alicia.
27:26Like, honestly.
27:28She's a snake.
27:29She's evil to her core.
27:31I promise you, she is evil.
27:45She's a snake.
27:48Don't trust her.
27:49Cool.
27:50Mm-hmm.
27:51That's disappointing.
27:53Are you angry?
27:54Yeah.
27:55Yeah?
27:55Yeah.
27:56Yeah.
27:56Yeah?
27:56Yeah?
27:57Yeah?
27:57Yeah?
28:01Right.
28:02I'll see you in the morning.
28:03Good night.
28:04You're going to bed.
28:05Are you?
28:06Yeah, I mean...
28:08By the way, you want to know something funny?
28:10Tell me.
28:11You know, I'm really, like...
28:13Like, I know a lot of things.
28:15You know that, right?
28:16Mm-hmm.
28:17Like...
28:18Yeah, OK.
28:19Like, I'm...
28:20I know.
28:20Intuitive.
28:21Were you upset when you saw myself and Jenna chilling in the jacuzzi?
28:26It's OK.
28:27Dude, she's an attractive woman.
28:28I think you've misjudged character.
28:31No.
28:31Most of the conversation we had while we sat there was talking about you.
28:35And she likes you.
28:36So...
28:37Really?
28:37Yes.
28:39All right.
28:39I just...
28:40I need to be very careful about who I f***ing spend time with.
28:46Like, the next girl that I choose, I would like to have a family with.
28:50I already f***ed it up.
28:51I wasted five years of my f***ing life.
28:55Time is so valuable, man.
29:18Interior, interior.
29:19Can you meet me up at the main salon, please?
29:23Coffee.
29:23Coffee.
29:26OK, so...
29:26If you wouldn't mind starting in the crew mess, just cleaning that galley area.
29:31And Jenna, if you want to go from top to bottom.
29:34Obviously, we're dying a crew member, which is not ideal.
29:37Jason thinks he's getting someone tomorrow, so...
29:39Oh, really?
29:40Either way, I think we'll be fine.
29:41We've done it before.
29:42We can do it again.
29:43Cool.
29:44I think that's it.
29:46Are we going to get some energy into ourselves?
29:49It's gone too if you seem depressed.
29:52Are you depressed?
29:54No.
29:55What's wrong?
29:57I just heard something last night.
29:59I'm just like...
29:59What did you hear?
30:01I don't know.
30:02It's just...
30:02I just...
30:03Apparently, whenever you go into the room, that you're, like, bitching about me and stuff.
30:08What?
30:09I thought we were all fine.
30:10Then I was like, oh, wait, what?
30:13No, you two are my favorite.
30:16I love you part of my team.
30:17I love you as a person.
30:18OK, cool.
30:19We're back to being dream team again.
30:20Because, like, I think you're in your head that I don't know.
30:23I know where the f*** I'm getting from.
30:26People need to stop stirring s*** and don't f*** with my girls.
30:29Ali thinks she is so smart.
30:32But I can read people like a f***ing book.
30:36Do not f*** with me.
30:38I'm pretty sure that's Ali.
30:39You sure?
30:40Yeah.
30:40She's a s***ster.
30:41I don't want to share a cabin with her.
30:48Here, who went to my cabin?
30:50Yes, ma'am.
30:51I need to start thinking about cabins.
30:54Because it's definitely a female.
30:55It's you, Clemente.
30:56You're a little shake, Daisy.
30:57No, no, no, no, no.
30:59Well, you joke.
31:00I'm bullish.
31:01But I'm trying to keep the changes to a minimum.
31:04My suggestion is you and I share.
31:07You move in here.
31:08Ali will move into Eddie's room with the new stube.
31:10Oh, I got you.
31:12And Eddie move into Ben's.
31:12Eddie move into Ben's.
31:14And today might be a good day for that to happen.
31:16Perfect.
31:17Because I think she's coming tomorrow.
31:18It's exciting.
31:19It's intimidating.
31:20I'm a little bit nervous.
31:21I'm excited.
31:22Well, I've said excited.
31:24Me and Chua sharing a cabin, I think it'll be fun.
31:26I have no issues bunking with guys.
31:28I'm so bloated.
31:30Did you fart?
31:31No.
31:32I can smell something.
31:33No.
31:34I can see.
31:35I am the most unromantic person ever.
31:38Benji.
31:38Yeah.
31:39Change of cabins.
31:40What seems easiest is if I move into Dave's room and he moves into your room.
31:46It's going to be really awkward.
31:48Super orkies.
31:51Okay.
31:52Ben, we're not sharing with three people.
31:53I have some news for you, mate.
31:55You're moving into Ben's room with him.
31:57For sake with Ben.
31:58When are you doing that?
32:00Soon.
32:01So it's a guy that's coming?
32:02No.
32:02I'm moving in with Ben.
32:04What?
32:05Yeah.
32:10Hey, Ben.
32:11Hey.
32:11Hey, new roomie.
32:12Hey.
32:12How you doing, mate?
32:13Good.
32:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
32:17Brilliant.
32:18Oh.
32:19Okay, so tomorrow we have a new studio arriving.
32:23She's going to be a stewardess.
32:24But it means I have to figure out cabins.
32:27So Joia's going to move into my room.
32:28You're going to move into this room with the new girl.
32:31Okay.
32:31Okay, you can get that changed in the next hour.
32:34So it's not chaos during charter.
32:36He's not allowed to touch my robe.
32:41It stinks, eh?
32:44I don't know what the hell is going on with this Daisy and Joia situation.
32:47Now they're moving in together.
32:49It's almost like you're targeting certain things to get a reaction out of me.
32:53I like how you're taking your pillows as well.
32:55Oh, yeah, because I made my bed so nicely and everything's clean.
32:59Fair enough.
33:02All right, so those are for, like, midnight snacks, right?
33:06Right.
33:06Okay, good.
33:08What's up?
33:09Not much, you.
33:10Not much.
33:12I don't know how amazing, like, she pays no attention.
33:15She's, like, seems to be really unaware of everything.
33:19Didn't Ellie do it?
33:21No.
33:22She's, like, gone up to Alicia and been, like, Daisy and Jenna bitch, right?
33:26It's a very strange thing to say.
33:28She's such a f***ing sh**ster.
33:29When she left, he spent, like, an hour with Jenna.
33:33I know.
33:34She's thinking we should let Daisy know.
33:36He's making a fool out of her.
33:38He's, like, shamelessly flirting with her.
33:42Interrupting something?
33:45Huh?
33:49Um, I'm gonna leave that one with you.
33:51She should know, because she can make a decision.
33:54Interesting.
34:01All crew, all crew, this is a 25-minute warning for guest arrival.
34:06Please get in your wife and be ready in the main salon, please.
34:08Coffee for interior.
34:11Whoa.
34:12Oh, my God, guys, it's gorgeous.
34:14The boat looks amazing.
34:16That's what I like to hear.
34:18Hey, roomie.
34:19It's so weird, isn't it?
34:23I should probably still knock on the door when I come in.
34:26Sorry.
34:27Okay, we're ready to go, guys.
34:28Let's go.
34:29We got everyone.
34:30Looking sharp.
34:38Hi.
34:39Welcome to Katina.
34:40I'm Jason.
34:41I'm Sujay.
34:42Sujay, please to meet you.
34:43Hi, Brenna.
34:44Hi, Sujay.
34:46Welcome.
34:46Welcome to Katina, everyone.
34:47Daisy will get you on board, get you familiar with everything.
34:51Awesome.
34:51Thank you, guys.
34:53You start with the luggage.
34:54It's changed.
34:55Would you like a glass of champagne?
34:57You're welcome.
34:58It's weird.
34:58I need to remind myself which room to go to.
35:00Oh, hey, neighbor.
35:01Hi, neighbor.
35:02Cheers.
35:03You guys, great memory.
35:09Here, we have an elevator, which you're more than welcome to use.
35:12I was trapped in an elevator once.
35:14Fell a couple of flights on me.
35:17Traditionally, the primary has always stayed in this cavern.
35:21Oh.
35:21Wow.
35:22This is the best I've seen.
35:24I'm going to stay here.
35:26Magut are in.
35:27Deck team ready to go.
35:29Thank you very much.
35:30Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
35:33Here is the sun deck.
35:35Gorgeous.
35:36Oh, it's beautiful.
35:37You can start moving the lines now.
35:39Copy.
35:41It'd be nice to just have, like, a picture of the group of us
35:44before we leave port.
35:45Let's do that.
35:45Before my hair gets wet and I turn into Monica off of France.
35:48It's perfect.
35:49All lines are in.
35:51Gorgeous.
35:53You're welcome.
35:54Off to the ear to swing.
35:56Well done.
35:56Thank you, mate.
35:58Do you guys need help with unpacking anything?
36:00No, I will unpack.
36:01Okay.
36:01Thank you so much.
36:02No use to it.
36:04I love CJ's parents.
36:07Oh.
36:08I think it's because I was very close with my grandparents.
36:11So, like, I just think, oh, people are so cute.
36:14They're like turtles.
36:15You just want to...
36:16Brilliant.
36:17Well, enjoy the boat like it's your own.
36:19Start making your way to the foredeck to drop the income.
36:22Copy.
36:23Making my way forward now.
36:25I'll have to get my bathing suit on and jump off.
36:27Drop.
36:27Drop.
36:28Drop.
36:31Three shackles in the water.
36:32Copy that.
36:33What a hot day.
36:35Let's move into action.
36:36Set up the stone.
36:37Get that leg over, mate.
36:39Work with me here, love.
36:41Jenna, do you know what's going on with Ben and Ali?
36:43No.
36:43I'm pretty sure I walked in on them this morning talking about something because I walked in the two of
36:49them.
36:49Shut up straight away.
36:50They're cahoots.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Ben's stupid.
36:53She's smart.
36:56Ladies, slide.
36:57I'll do the slide.
36:57Come on.
36:58All right.
36:58Here we go.
37:01Whoa.
37:02That was a lot of air.
37:03Wow.
37:04Woo.
37:05Woo.
37:06Woo.
37:09You can do it.
37:11Well done.
37:12Fantastic.
37:13Jenna, Daisy, can you please start setting up dinner?
37:16It's 80s.
37:17Okay.
37:18Copy.
37:19You know what, Ben?
37:20Yeah.
37:20I'm kind of proud of myself because I had a chance to react to certain things that have been happening
37:26and I haven't.
37:27Good for you.
37:28Yeah.
37:29Like, this person is here, but, like, I'm already kind of erasing their existence from my mind,
37:35if you know what I mean.
37:36Mm-hmm.
37:37It's a skill you learn after working at sea for eight years.
37:43It's not easy, is it?
37:44Ellie is clearly slightly obsessed with Zhao.
37:48You should have seen him last night after the hot tub.
37:51You're 35.
37:52It's sad.
37:54Like, I don't even give a f***.
37:55Go away, loser.
37:57The less you say on boats, the better, usually, isn't it?
38:01I'm trying to be nice and friendly, but this is so f***ing juvenile.
38:05Scrap them.
38:07Move on.
38:08Ellie, let's focus.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:11I had a terrible nightmare last night.
38:13Whoa.
38:14Daisy attacked me in my sleep, and I was trying to, like, wake up, and I was like, please,
38:18Daisy, no.
38:21Do you have a dinner menu?
38:22I was thinking about just doing a really nice New York strip with potatoes.
38:26Okay, sweet.
38:28Tell me that.
38:29How many on each?
38:29Cool.
38:30Okay, I'm honest.
38:31I'm honest.
38:31I'm helping.
38:32But we can all help.
38:33It's fine.
38:33Okay.
38:35Bye.
38:36Bye.
38:37Yep.
38:38You just grabbed a shrimp out of my hand.
38:40That's my job.
38:41That's also my job to help the chef.
38:43Who does that?
38:43She keeps this s***.
38:44I'm telling you she'll be f***ing fired next.
38:55We're celebrating the 80s.
38:56Jelly bracelet.
38:58Our era.
38:58You look like a Ken doll.
39:0180s, here we go.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:03Oh, my gosh.
39:05Wow.
39:06Amazing decorations.
39:08That was the, uh, the portable phone.
39:09Portable phone.
39:10Shrimp cocktail.
39:11Very 80s.
39:13Everybody hungry?
39:14Yeah.
39:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:15Golly.
39:15Guests are starting to sit down.
39:17I'm coming down for service.
39:19Hi, Pauzy people.
39:20Beautiful decorations.
39:21Oh, thank you so much.
39:23Love it.
39:23How many on each?
39:24Four.
39:26Please.
39:26Okay.
39:27I'm on it.
39:27I'm on it.
39:28I'm helping.
39:28But we can all help.
39:29It's fine.
39:31I was like, oh s***.
39:32Daisy got him.
39:33Nah.
39:34All right.
39:34Nice.
39:35Oh s***.
39:36Okay, that's it.
39:36Okay.
39:40Yep.
39:41We're good.
39:42We're good.
39:44Who the s***?
39:45Grab something out of somebody's hand.
39:47Okay.
39:48Thanks.
39:51Who does that?
39:56Okay, we're good days.
39:57Okay, great.
40:03Oh my God, how frizzy is my hair right now?
40:05That was a type of style of hair then.
40:07Oh yeah, well I totally crimped it.
40:11For our first course, we have a shrimp cocktail.
40:14Oh, cool.
40:15Oh my God, yeah, that's 80s.
40:16We can cheers with our shrimp.
40:18Oh yeah, cheers.
40:19Slays are out.
40:20Nice.
40:23Yeah.
40:24Mm-hmm.
40:2735-year-old s*** boy, what a shame.
40:29Really?
40:29I'm really actually sorry, okay?
40:32Days?
40:32Yeah.
40:33Okay, we're pretty good here.
40:35Okay.
40:35Okay, wiping.
40:36What am I taking?
40:37New York strip, mayonnaise, and pomme puree.
40:42Wow, look at this.
40:44Wow, that's really good.
40:46And me and her are in a fight.
40:48What did she say to you last night?
40:50It was more about Jenna.
40:51She was like, oh, you can't trust Jenna, she's a snake.
40:55What?
40:56Yeah.
40:57Where was I during this?
40:58Apparently you'd gone to bed.
40:59She obviously has a problem with me and Joelle,
41:02because I'm fuming over this.
41:04But please don't say this.
41:04I won't, I won't.
41:05But what the f*** do you think this is?
41:07Days of our lives?
41:08I don't know what that is.
41:11It's actually really good.
41:15Daisy, are you upset with me?
41:17Well, I don't appreciate somebody grabbing shrimp
41:20out of my hands during dinner service
41:22when I'm trying to howl.
41:23Okay, because I was just going to do it faster.
41:26You were going to do it better?
41:27Faster, I said.
41:28Oh, faster, okay.
41:29Because you were struggling putting it in from the two sides.
41:32So I was standing on the side and then just put it in.
41:36That's my job, to help the chef.
41:38So that's what I did.
41:39That's also my job, to help the chef.
41:41We're all a team.
41:42We're all there to help.
41:43Don't grab something out of my hands
41:45when we're in the middle of dinner service.
41:47Calm down, Rolf.
41:48It's very funny.
41:49You just grabbed.
41:50You just grabbed a shrimp out of my hand
41:52during dinner service
41:53and now you're telling me that it's your job
41:54when I was trying to help.
41:55Because you were struggling to put it on the two sides.
41:57So just grab it and put it on the side.
41:59Well, why are you this intense about it?
42:03Oh my goodness.
42:07F***ing south, sliding left, right, f***ing center.
42:10On the f***ing rail.
42:13Chris, she keeps this s*** up.
42:15I'm telling you she'll be f***ing for it next.
42:22Next, on Below Deck Down Under.
42:23Holy s***.
42:25Oh my God.
42:27Ah, it's been scary.
42:28Massive.
42:28We got a stewardess.
42:30We couldn't get a deck stew.
42:31You know her.
42:32Yeah.
42:32She's a good friend of mine.
42:33She looks like trouble, man.
42:35Whoever you're friends with, you are like them.
42:38There's Rotten Apple on board and now we have two.
42:41Listen, it's just too much drama.
42:44I think we should just be friends.
42:45Actually, you know what?
42:46I'd rather just walk away right now.
42:48F***ing idiot.
42:50I'm insane.
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