00:00:21James, hey, wake up.
00:00:23Honey, honey, I think there's someone in the house.
00:00:55Honey, honey, I think there's someone in the house.
00:01:04There's somebody in the house.
00:01:06James, wake up.
00:01:08James, wake up.
00:01:09Wake up, James.
00:01:11There's somebody down here.
00:01:12There's somebody in the house.
00:01:15Somebody in the house, James.
00:01:16Look at me.
00:01:17Look at me.
00:01:41Good morning, husband.
00:01:46Good morning, wife.
00:01:49I didn't know you were up.
00:01:52Wife.
00:01:52I didn't think I was the, hey, we're in Vegas, let's get hitched kind of girl.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58Well, here we are.
00:01:59Oh, damn right.
00:02:05I got you something.
00:02:08You did?
00:02:11It's just a little post-wedding gift, a small token of my love.
00:02:17Babe, I didn't get you anything.
00:02:20You gave me everything.
00:02:26Go ahead.
00:02:27Open it.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:38Wow.
00:02:41You said you had a watch like it in your 20s that you lost, so.
00:02:46Yeah, I just, I can't believe that you remembered that story.
00:02:52Babe.
00:02:56You're welcome.
00:03:00Wow.
00:03:04Uh, so, is Mara cool with this, with us, you know, getting married now?
00:03:11I think so.
00:03:13I mean, we're going to have to do something more formal with her sometime soon, but.
00:03:17Absolutely.
00:03:17My mom is going to move in a minute, so, you know, we can all celebrate our love together.
00:03:23I don't like the sound of that.
00:03:27What time's our flight?
00:03:29Uh, it's at noon, so I'll go pick her up and, look, I really, I can't thank you guys
00:03:33enough for letting her stay with us.
00:03:36It means a lot.
00:03:37I just moved in.
00:03:39Now, you've got two of us to deal with.
00:03:41We're family.
00:03:44I mean, I guess it was a little bit weird, but you and I tied the knot.
00:03:47I haven't even met your mom, but.
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50Yeah, and she's just, uh, Maggie's been too sick to travel lately.
00:03:55I'm telling you, Kristen, diabetes can be a real bitch.
00:04:01And I should warn you, I can kind of make her one, too.
00:04:05Well, I'm sure I can handle her.
00:04:09I mean, I know I can handle you.
00:04:25Your form is so good.
00:04:31Look, I don't, I don't mean to ruin your workout.
00:04:34I just want to check in on you.
00:04:35Oh, no, it's no worries.
00:04:36It was just about done.
00:04:39Here, I didn't see James this morning.
00:04:40Where is he?
00:04:42Oh, he's picking his mother up at the airport, remember?
00:04:44Oh, yeah.
00:04:44That's today.
00:04:46You two have been a couple for, like, what, six months now?
00:04:50I cannot believe you haven't even met his mom.
00:04:53Well, I think that this way, isn't it awesome we get to meet her together?
00:04:58Yeah, sure.
00:04:59Why not?
00:05:01Honey, look, I know I've asked you this a bunch of times, but you're...
00:05:05You're not upset, right?
00:05:07I mean, about us running off to get married.
00:05:09No.
00:05:11No, I just...
00:05:12I think that maybe it feels a little...
00:05:17Soon.
00:05:18I usually reserve that term for bad jokes about tragedy, but...
00:05:22Yeah, maybe a little.
00:05:26But you like him, though, right?
00:05:28James?
00:05:29No, yeah.
00:05:30I really do.
00:05:31I see the way that he treats you.
00:05:33It's very sweet, and I think that you deserve it.
00:05:38But, like you said, it just...
00:05:41It happened so fast, and I feel like you're still pretty vulnerable after everything that happened last year.
00:05:49Maybe.
00:05:52Honey, I'm an adult, and I know what's right for me.
00:05:56I am so much better than a year ago.
00:06:01You know, you and James are a big part of why.
00:06:09Heck, you know, between my loving daughter and my new husband and my shrink, I'm pretty much as good as
00:06:15new.
00:06:15I know how terrible it all was, but...
00:06:18Honestly, Mom, think about it like this.
00:06:20How many people really get stalked twice in their lifetime?
00:06:25I have no idea that if there's one, that's one too many.
00:06:48Mom, I would like for you to meet my gorgeous and generous wife, Kristen, and her awesome and equally generous
00:06:56daughter, Mara.
00:06:57This is my mom, Maggie.
00:07:00It's so nice to finally meet you, Maggie.
00:07:02Welcome to our home.
00:07:05Yeah, our casa is your casa.
00:07:10Mom, would you like to say something to your host?
00:07:13Where's my room?
00:07:14Mom, come on.
00:07:16Be nice.
00:07:18Thank you for allowing me to stay with my boy.
00:07:23Uh, you're welcome.
00:07:25We're happy to have you.
00:07:26Yeah, we are happy to have you, Mom.
00:07:28Let's sit down.
00:07:29Isn't that nice?
00:07:36I'll try not to be too much trouble.
00:07:39Oh, I'm sure I'll be no trouble at all.
00:07:43Say cheese.
00:07:44What are you doing?
00:07:46Just taking your picture.
00:07:48Why?
00:07:49Posterity.
00:07:50I hate having my photo taken.
00:07:52Put that thing away now.
00:07:54It's okay.
00:07:55It's okay, Mommy.
00:07:56It's okay.
00:07:57Why don't I go get some refreshments?
00:07:59Hey, Mara, would you help me?
00:08:00Oh, yeah, sure.
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:01Great.
00:08:02Let's leave these two to get a little better acquainted.
00:08:04All right.
00:08:05All right.
00:08:09So, it's Kristen, right?
00:08:12That's me.
00:08:17Well, you got a good-sized house here, Kristen.
00:08:20Oh, thanks.
00:08:22A bit tacky for my taste, but that's neither here nor there.
00:08:26Good for you, living high on that hog.
00:08:29You get the money from your first husband or something?
00:08:34Um, no, actually, Mara's father passed away when she was little.
00:08:42For the record, I'm the breadwinner of the family.
00:08:46Is that right?
00:08:47What exactly does the breadwinner do to make all that dough rise?
00:08:51I'm a divorce attorney.
00:08:53Ah, got it.
00:08:56So, while all those miserable, desperate people are suffering right there in front of you,
00:09:01you're just sitting there, billing the hours and raking in that cash.
00:09:06I mean, I'm not just sitting there.
00:09:08Oh, no.
00:09:09Of course not.
00:09:10I'm just kidding.
00:09:13So, how'd you get my boy to marry you anyway?
00:09:17Oh, well, actually, it was, um, James was, you know, the one who suggested that we do it on the
00:09:22spot.
00:09:24Was the wedding nice, or what?
00:09:27Because this mother of the groom never saw a damn photo.
00:09:33Here you go.
00:09:34Now we're family.
00:09:36All of us.
00:09:39Isn't that wonderful?
00:09:42Yeah, I feel the same way.
00:09:44See?
00:09:45Look at you two.
00:09:46I knew it.
00:09:47A couple peas in a pod.
00:09:48Mmm.
00:09:50Mmm.
00:09:53Mom, is everything okay?
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:55I'm, uh, great.
00:09:57This is going to be so much fun.
00:09:59Mmm.
00:10:06Uh, you wanted to see me?
00:10:08Come here.
00:10:08What's up?
00:10:09Come here.
00:10:10Yeah?
00:10:10Look, I just...
00:10:12What's going on?
00:10:17Kristen, just say it.
00:10:18Did your mother say anything to you about me?
00:10:22Just that she was thankful that you opened up your home to her.
00:10:27Really?
00:10:27She said that?
00:10:30I mean, I get the feeling that she doesn't like me all that much, and I have no idea what
00:10:33I did wrong.
00:10:33Okay, I don't...
00:10:34What happened?
00:10:35I mean, was it something in her tone, maybe?
00:10:37More like something in her words.
00:10:40Ah, Chris, I don't know.
00:10:41She's just from a different era?
00:10:43And yeah, I mean, she can be a little rough around the edges.
00:10:46You think?
00:10:47Yeah, but trust me, she has a big heart.
00:10:50And it's usually in the right place.
00:10:53She's probably just testing you.
00:10:54Yeah, and see what you're made of.
00:10:57Great, I got an F on the first day.
00:10:59Look at me.
00:11:01Relax, okay?
00:11:03I love you and Mara.
00:11:06And yeah, this happened really fast.
00:11:09But we have the rest of our lives to take it easy.
00:11:12All of us.
00:11:13So let's just, you know, let Maggie get used to her new surroundings.
00:11:17And I promise, this is all going to work out.
00:11:21Come here.
00:11:40What are you doing here?
00:11:41Well, maybe I just want to see that pretty face of yours.
00:11:44What do you want, Ross?
00:11:47Your request for child support is killing me, baby.
00:11:51Excuse me, baby?
00:11:53You know I don't have that much money.
00:11:55Shrinks make way more money than private investigators.
00:11:58Well, it's not my fault.
00:11:59You know I hate the word shrink.
00:12:00You know, I don't even know why we're getting divorced.
00:12:03Because you slept with your secretary, remember?
00:12:06Right.
00:12:08Hi.
00:12:10Good morning.
00:12:11Sorry.
00:12:11Did I make a mistake?
00:12:12Is this not my hour?
00:12:13No, no.
00:12:14I'm sorry.
00:12:14Kristen, of course it is.
00:12:16I'll call you later.
00:12:17I know you will.
00:12:21Please, come in.
00:12:23Thanks.
00:12:27Apologies again, Kristen.
00:12:29That's my soon-to-be ex, and he...
00:12:31Oh, never mind.
00:12:33I'm sure you hear about this divorce stuff all day long,
00:12:35and that is not at all the reason you're here.
00:12:39How are you doing?
00:12:41I'm, uh...
00:12:42I'm okay.
00:12:43You sure?
00:12:44You seem a little more undone today than usual.
00:12:47Did something happen?
00:12:48Maggie happened.
00:12:50Maggie?
00:12:51James' mother moved in with us a couple days ago.
00:12:54Okay, so...
00:12:55You have someone new living in your house?
00:12:58Yeah.
00:12:59She, um, she has diabetes,
00:13:00and she just used a walker to get around.
00:13:03That poor woman, that's awful.
00:13:05What's she like?
00:13:07She doesn't like me, I can tell you that much.
00:13:09How do you know?
00:13:10I don't know.
00:13:10I'm just...
00:13:11I mean, she looks at me, you know, just cold, dismissive.
00:13:18The first time we met, she said something to me
00:13:19about my quickie wedding with her boy.
00:13:22Oh, sounds to me like she's just a little hurt
00:13:24that she didn't get to see you two get married.
00:13:26It sounded more to me like she was upset she didn't get to stop it.
00:13:31Well, mothers-in-laws, the new brides, butting heads,
00:13:34that's not exactly an uncommon thing.
00:13:36But, um, how's your mind doing otherwise?
00:13:41I'm, uh, I'm good.
00:13:44You know, I mean, I haven't had any nightmares the past few months.
00:13:48Mm-hmm.
00:13:49I feel like I can, I don't know, go about my business
00:13:52without looking in every direction for some guy creeping up behind me,
00:13:56and, I don't know, I can just...
00:14:00I don't know, I can just...
00:14:00Grease, I guess.
00:14:02You know, it's...
00:14:04little things.
00:14:05Not so little newsflash.
00:14:08I mean, your stalker actually made it into your house.
00:14:11That's terrifying.
00:14:16I know. I know. I just, um...
00:14:18I mean, sometimes I feel like maybe I, uh, overreacted.
00:14:21Your reaction was perfectly natural.
00:14:24Lots of people out there would have experienced
00:14:27some kind of breakdown from that.
00:14:29If you ask me, you're doing great.
00:14:34Thanks, Dr. Lewis.
00:14:37Thanks to you, you know.
00:14:40And, uh, and my family, of course.
00:14:50I actually got up and spit it out.
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:53All right.
00:14:54Gotta be careful.
00:14:55I might be watching.
00:14:56I don't want...
00:14:58Hey, girly.
00:14:59Hey.
00:15:00What's up, kid?
00:15:01I'm just waiting for Michael to come pick me up.
00:15:03We're gonna go grab a bite to eat.
00:15:04Oh?
00:15:04And who is this Michael person?
00:15:07He's my boo.
00:15:08Your boo?
00:15:09Is he a damn ghost or something?
00:15:12Mom, she's talking about her boyfriend.
00:15:14And I happen to like the kid.
00:15:18That must be him.
00:15:21Michael, you can come in.
00:15:22We're in the living room.
00:15:26There he is.
00:15:27Hey, what's up, James?
00:15:29Well, my spirits.
00:15:30Now I got my lovely mother here in one piece.
00:15:33Or two.
00:15:34How's it hanging, kid?
00:15:35I'm Maggie.
00:15:37Michael, and it's hanging just fine, I guess.
00:15:41Your mama actually allows you to have boys over when she's not home?
00:15:46I'm 19.
00:15:47Exactly my point.
00:15:48Like little rabbits at your age.
00:15:50Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
00:15:52Oh, my God.
00:15:54Where is Kristen anyway?
00:15:55Uh, she is at a therapy session.
00:15:58You gotta be kidding me.
00:16:01You know what we call therapy at my age?
00:16:03Sucking it up and walking it off.
00:16:06Uh, therapy.
00:16:09It's like a weak sauce on a feeble sandwich.
00:16:13It's a little harsh.
00:16:15I don't think it's weird for her to get help after everything she's been through.
00:16:18Oh?
00:16:20And what happened?
00:16:23Do you know what?
00:16:24I'm starving.
00:16:25Should we go?
00:16:25Let's do this.
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:26Hey, Michael.
00:16:28Come here.
00:16:29I've got something to tell you.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:36Yeah, what's up?
00:16:38I've got to lean in if I'm going to tell you.
00:16:42Bop!
00:16:43Bop.
00:16:46You're a strange one, Maggie.
00:16:48Yeah, always have been.
00:16:49Always will be.
00:16:51Hey, come on, Michael.
00:16:52Let's go.
00:16:54Let's go.
00:16:55You two have fun.
00:17:25You two have fun.
00:17:36Bye, Bye.
00:17:37Bye, bye.
00:17:38Bye, boy.
00:17:41Bye, bye.
00:17:44Bye, bye.
00:17:46Bye, bye.
00:17:47Bye, back.
00:17:47Bye, bye.
00:17:51Bye, bye.
01:24:43Thank you,
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