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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's really ruining my house for a room?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:54I still love this school podcast
00:00:57Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40It's okay
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frown lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:07Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson!
00:04:09He was trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:27What?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32Ah!
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:34Ah!
00:05:37These are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:54Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss-
00:06:20St-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass twelfth grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:49Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson. Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:30No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because
00:07:46everybody's cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:12Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Deal!
00:08:18No!
00:08:21Everyone!
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your...
00:09:20plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Connor, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this. Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents won us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:37Just done?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of Relativity.
00:10:47The answers are...
00:10:48A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05He wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:30Hi, Nia?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh, sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's great.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I'm going to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mihai...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh.
00:13:01God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:07And she's...
00:13:08Beautiful.
00:13:09And smart.
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15They're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me Ace's test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, Mee Paz. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again. I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning. Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Did your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set. Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn. Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:41How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56GONDER!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stopped him.
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21How about that kiss?
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's gonna win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:08How are you?
00:20:10How are you?
00:20:11How are you?
00:20:12Where's your baking buddy, Papa?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:19Alright.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying.
00:20:40You look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Cause I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16Alright.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33Alright, contestants.
00:21:34The Bake Off begins...
00:21:36Now!
00:21:37Now!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Now let's put this in deep.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53On your nose.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh!
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:53Always.
00:22:55Has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I didn't need to do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus...
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:16Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Ugh.
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:15Why?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Ooh!
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:45Check.
00:27:47I hope...
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:53Hey.
00:27:57Umm...
00:28:03Hey!
00:28:05Bye.
00:28:05Bye.
00:28:06Bye.
00:28:07Bye.
00:28:08Bye.
00:28:09Bye.
00:28:10Bye.
00:28:12Bye.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Picep brachii.
00:29:40Picep brachii.
00:29:41Picep brachii.
00:29:45Picep brachii.
00:29:46Picep brachii.
00:29:47Look!
00:29:50Picep brachii.
00:29:50That their name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no, you forgot about that, but, you know, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to leave?
00:30:42Trapezooseous.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You?
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:57Make me...
00:31:59Be careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:09What are you doing?
00:32:12I don't know.
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing.
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave.
00:33:59Miss valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:24You know, you know, you can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48Connor, you should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:09You know,
00:40:10that walking steroid,
00:40:12he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:23You are
00:40:26not
00:40:27going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:40Oh,
00:40:40my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No,
00:40:48I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16I mean,
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh,
00:41:21yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah,
00:41:24let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on,
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:36I need an answer for a minute.
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Good luck.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well,
00:41:58it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything
00:42:36that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:08Come on.
00:43:18Come on.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great catalog that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails, and everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:09Gah!
00:45:10Gah!
00:45:11Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:12Gah!
00:45:13Gah!
00:45:15Gah!
00:45:16Gah!
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Oh, what?
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:46Okay?
00:45:47Hmm.
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my sassy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth-bringers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Oh, my wrist.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I-
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I-
00:48:09Mia, I've always-
00:48:11Mia!
00:48:12Hey!
00:48:13Hey!
00:48:13Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:26How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go!
00:48:43Get out!
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never take Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:00Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:17I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:41I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:51Whoa!
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:15You know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:49Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:52You're...
00:51:53You're...
00:51:55Actually...
00:51:56Super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty...
00:52:07Perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all these things.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So...
00:52:39So who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08Well, come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:20Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:37They mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:22OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34And Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:56:58Okay.
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:49For you?
00:57:50For you?
00:57:51That's yours.
00:58:00So I know these aren't Coach Boggs or Tiffany Brace Blitz, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name.
00:58:33Like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Oh, I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you see the pies.
00:59:42Baaaaaaay!
00:59:43Fuck!
00:59:43Okay, alright fine, you just keep it up!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:29It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now...
01:02:32We've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Well...
01:02:38Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects...
01:02:42Let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:48America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:53Live your Beyonce friends.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:29Oh.
01:04:36Just look at me.
01:04:39You see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight.
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of
01:06:00the brave.
01:06:01divide.
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia!
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen!
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game, the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:27Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:41I'm going because of you.
01:09:46No, no, you won't because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:10:30I don't know.
01:10:32Oh, my God.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:30I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, stretched turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah, it's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future Scoop.
01:14:46How did Boss dance?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's wild.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me in this light?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:17It's good.
01:15:21Ugh.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll?
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:01I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Conor Oliver.
01:19:29Conor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits.
01:20:31The outcasts.
01:20:33Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:50All right.
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:16Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment, you earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36That's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho. Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No! These are fake! Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia. Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown, okay?
01:22:36Mia... Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won. Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands. Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:58They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated. Now you could have killed someone. This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:53No! No! It was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something. I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:07Oh!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:14She's so grossy.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia. Help me. You'll get in a few years.
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, Queen Birch!
01:24:33Here, take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes, I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Here.
01:25:05Mia, hey, Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica.
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember, she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your ear came true.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking
01:26:28on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess, some things you never see coming.
01:27:15I always knew.
01:27:20I knew.
01:27:22I knew.
01:27:24I knew.
01:27:27I knew.
01:27:29Oh, I knew.
01:27:29Re bio.
01:27:31And no one.
01:27:35Makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one.
01:27:40Sets my body on fire.
01:27:43No one.
01:27:45Gives me shivers like you.
01:27:49On you, увидетьero.
01:27:55Wow!
01:27:56You
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