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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I'll take that back. Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:56You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife?
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to my daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:00One, two, one.
00:03:03One, two, one.
00:03:07One, two, one.
00:03:08One, two, one.
00:03:08One, two, one.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy.
00:03:16Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:31Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith.
00:03:53I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See?
00:04:18Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20Go to trash, do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:51Throw them out.
00:04:54Get off!
00:04:55Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:59Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:32I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:39I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:00I...
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault.
00:08:25You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See, I told you so.
00:08:38Wait, Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to
00:08:48give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:03I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:12Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:10Jake, I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:16Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have blown myself.
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:44What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:50What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look at you.
00:11:09Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:22This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:29Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:33I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:47Oh man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:53Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:59Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:01Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:18He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:14Oh my gosh.
00:14:17Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:28You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:19Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:31Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:43Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:56Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:01You don't have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:32And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:39That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh.
00:17:102.13 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13Oh my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:42You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys.
00:17:45Whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:07That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:19Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:49Ready or not.
00:18:51Here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:55Jake!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:00He was standing right here.
00:19:01You knew that.
00:19:02You did that on purpose.
00:19:03It's against the rules.
00:19:05Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:07Doing this casual.
00:19:08There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:12There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:15Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament?
00:19:23Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:32I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No.
00:19:34I can keep going.
00:19:35I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:37I don't know.
00:19:38I don't know.
00:19:38I don't know.
00:19:41Hogs Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:44I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:49It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:03That the best you got I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist will
00:20:21you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing I'm not giving up no Jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31You're still powering through why don't I help you with that
00:20:38That's enough
00:20:44I'll take it from here
00:20:48Will you back off this is a gentleman's sport go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:53Jake that's enough step down if you keep playing you might never play again let Bobby take over
00:21:02Are you serious right now Mia you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:21:09Why are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19You better not let it get into your head
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:44Just look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:55Excuse me sir
00:21:57Don't mind him he's an asshole
00:22:00I'm Mia
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:05And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07I'd be happy to help
00:22:27Is that your wife you should have brought her with you bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34A stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave
00:22:48I'm begging the only one begging is gonna be you pal
00:22:52Remember you got a lot on the line you lose this you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:58And the losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03Deal
00:23:06You better keep your word
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold is he trying to let tyler win we're screwed what clues groundskeeper is gonna
00:23:26ruin it for august
00:23:28You know wind speed five miles an hour humidity
00:23:3360 percent good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45Please clear the water
00:23:47Forget about the hole you won't even make it over the water. I win
00:24:04What the fuck
00:24:07What the fuck
00:24:09Was he about to perform a miracle there's no way it's a trick shot you can't control where it lands
00:24:19What the water I skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am I dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:29This is impossible there's no way I lost to a an amateur a gardener impossible
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say no
00:24:39Only a legend like lion can make that shot even cane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51Is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00Who are you me nobody i'm a gardener
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot. I want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:10Yes, of course you just saved august golf club. We of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is
00:25:16literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:20Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience. I mean mia please we should reconsider
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill? I mean how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:30Why would he be slumming at august golf club all the things he could be doing?
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier we'd be left out
00:25:37Okay, silence all of you
00:25:40I believe in bobby
00:25:42And he's our only hope now
00:25:44Hey bobby, I got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48You come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:51I got anything you could ever want
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club
00:26:00If you'll still have us
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude
00:26:05Every check you get's gonna bounce. Come on. Don't be stupid. Just give me the word. It's all yours
00:26:15Tuition 70k a year
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn. I don't need much in life
00:26:32I'll represent august qualifications next week
00:26:36My heart's racing
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard
00:26:42You're gonna regret this
00:26:44Hey
00:26:45Are you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet
00:26:50You're forfeiting right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter
00:26:53He's the grand champ
00:26:55Your little amateur ass
00:26:57Are you sure you want this?
00:26:58It doesn't matter who it is
00:27:00A bet's a bet
00:27:06You bastard
00:27:08You're gonna regret this
00:27:10Men honor their words
00:27:11Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs
00:27:15What are you little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker
00:27:18Mark my words
00:27:19You motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21Come on girls
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke
00:27:40If you just give me another chance
00:27:41I'll do
00:27:43Useless
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47You better not fail me again in the qualification match
00:27:59I don't know
00:28:00The golf's always been in my family
00:28:03But
00:28:04It wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice
00:28:08I can't believe he's been retired for six years already
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:17I don't know
00:28:20Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Come on
00:28:39Come on where?
00:28:40We're leaving
00:28:44You're drunk
00:28:46I'm taking you home
00:28:49Party pooper
00:28:51Such a gentleman
00:28:55I'm so thirsty
00:28:57I'll get you some water
00:28:59Thank you
00:29:15And I want you to do
00:29:21You didn't.
00:29:21I just wanted to stop
00:29:22You didn't want
00:29:24I just wanted the gravy
00:29:24It is
00:29:25We won't
00:29:31You
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:44Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:24I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:30I had fun, too.
00:30:31A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:44On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round. But this year, we'd
00:31:03like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:07This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank. Now, who's up first?
00:31:20It matches to our all-time high rank, right? I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills? Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here. Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09I know that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:17This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here? You're an amateur, buddy. You're gonna embarrass
00:32:23yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that. Okay. Okay. Sit back. You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this. I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:09He's 15. Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast. Pretty much. Don't cry, though. It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose to me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia? The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler? Shut up. August is not gonna be dead last. Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy. He's ranked 15th. He's a nobody.
00:33:36Wow. That's something coming from the Gardner. Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the
00:33:42U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner? The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:47What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did. I think he should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:55Golfers are forged from hard work and talent. Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:02That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05Yeah, she did.
00:34:07Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:07Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:10Vanished without a trace.
00:35:12Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:38I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these, let's go.
00:35:49The champ!
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules,
00:35:58only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:08Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:11I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:36:15And no bites.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference.
00:36:21And bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:36:32Wait, there's an explanation for this.
00:36:35He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:54We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead, unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're gonna regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:11This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top ten, he's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47No way.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:22You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:27I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:13I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:28Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lion.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:37Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters.
00:39:41The Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:03I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:20Oh!
00:40:22Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:27Mr. Hale.
00:40:29There's a bug in the system.
00:40:32He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:33He's a nobody.
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible.
00:40:47Time and time again.
00:40:49All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:51He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer.
00:41:04Sir.
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:12go into the final qualifier.
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:27We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:33I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:39I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:46Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of this battle.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00You can't do this.
00:43:23I'm sure that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:34I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right, you can open your eyes.
00:44:04So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know, but I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me? It's just like my drawing.
00:44:22Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Yes.
00:44:36Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:15This is my lucky bracelet. I made it at school.
00:45:19Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you, and I know Mommy will too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:37Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:52which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today is going to be a 36-hole round,
00:45:58which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:46:01So, good luck!
00:46:03Yeah!
00:46:04Let's do this!
00:46:25Whoa!
00:46:26Oh, dear! Whoa!
00:46:27Cheers!
00:46:28That was incredible.
00:46:31Cheers!
00:46:34Cheers!
00:46:37Cheers!
00:46:38Cheers!
00:46:39Cheers!
00:46:40Cheers!
00:46:45Cheers!
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:49He saved this.
00:46:51He won!
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate!
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up.
00:46:58You know, come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:02No, disgusting.
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know.
00:47:11And I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:23Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:34But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:43hangs over every single trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone
00:47:55will be forced to know the truth, that I am the greatest golfer.
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:06by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:19It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:26You dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:30This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:59Golf is in their blood, just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:14Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:15You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him.
00:49:18What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing.
00:49:20He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious?
00:49:30You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Well, Mia has good taste.
00:49:44I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:48His father runs a US Open.
00:49:50With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:56Our food's getting cold.
00:49:58Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please, allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:15You have to try one of these.
00:50:16I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're done.
00:50:22Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:24Mm-hmm.
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:36I got a meal.
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42We should truly try this meal.
00:50:44Our chef needs special.
00:50:56I'm sorry, man.
00:50:57I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:59Okay, that's enough.
00:51:00Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it.
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:09I brought a gift.
00:51:23Ew, what is this?
00:51:26It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:28I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes.
00:51:37Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this.
00:51:49This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:52It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:02But it's far too valuable.
00:52:04I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare.
00:52:11What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser.
00:52:18You are jealous, because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:29All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:42Hm.
00:52:49What a coincidence.
00:52:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card, too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:03Ten.
00:53:05Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible.
00:53:10You're just a washed-up loser.
00:53:11Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:16Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez.
00:53:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:25He's got time for it.
00:53:28Wait.
00:53:30Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:32I just talked to my father.
00:53:34Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:37The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire,
00:53:41and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:53:43And let's be honest.
00:53:45These are certainly fake.
00:53:48And now, guess what?
00:53:50My dad's on his way, and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president?
00:53:56You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:09Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:11I don't think you'd lie to me.
00:54:13Well, why talk about it?
00:54:15Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no.
00:54:17You can't destroy those.
00:54:19That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:21That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:27Wait, no.
00:54:28You can't destroy those.
00:54:30That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:31It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:34Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here?
00:54:48What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold.
00:54:54Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist.
00:55:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:02Get on your knees.
00:55:03Admit these are fake.
00:55:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:11Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:55:13This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18You idiot.
00:55:19What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:28Fakes.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:33These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:43These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:48Are you senile?
00:55:49Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:53Wait a minute.
00:55:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:58He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully
00:56:09he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:11Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow.
00:56:13Ow.
00:56:14Ow.
00:56:14That's the person.
00:56:15Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to.
00:56:23It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it.
00:56:51I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:58Is that your wife?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:10She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:15I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18It never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by her side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:51Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:55No!
00:57:57Bobby, watch out!
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:09Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:15Ah!
00:58:15Bobby!
00:58:16Ah!
00:58:18I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:21Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:58:23Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:42Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:58:48Okay?
00:58:51Man.
00:58:52Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch.
00:59:15Down there.
00:59:17My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:32That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:38That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:06Six weeks?
01:00:08What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:17I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:20You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:46Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:00The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:01:22This legendary lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:32Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand.
01:01:35Is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55In your old news, loser.
01:01:57Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:02:10you up.
01:02:11It's so fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11Incredible.
01:03:12The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grand slam here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:58Don't push yourself.
01:03:59You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44Here you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God.
01:04:53We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind.
01:04:56To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:20Mia?
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh, yeah.
01:05:31Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight?
01:06:06You're on.
01:06:08You're on.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened
01:07:01to you for hours, I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:25It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are you going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:16You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:33The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI is never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:47You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:49You can't beat cold, hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:24It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to lay at the ball in the hole, just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:56Making it in the hole from the bunker, nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:13Did he just...
01:10:15Ooh, so close.
01:10:17But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34When...
01:10:36In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:54The ball's still moving!
01:10:56Look alive, boys!
01:10:59I'm still in play.
01:11:06It stopped!
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:15Ha ha ha!
01:11:29Oh my God!
01:11:32Let's go!
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:43Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:51It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:56And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:02A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:20Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death round.
01:12:28Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:43The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:47I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:04Let's go.
01:13:05Come on now.
01:13:13You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it.
01:13:25Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:36Nice.
01:13:37Let's go.
01:13:38Next is full 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:52Just give up.
01:13:53The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:19There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're screwed up.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:45For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:52You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:01I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:08A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerf.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Kane slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball on the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then you side with Kane.
01:16:01Let's run another round.
01:16:03Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's going to be the total eclipse.
01:16:08How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:09This is beyond Lyon's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:16:32He's aiming for the flag.
01:16:33He's swinging for the whip.
01:16:35I tell you what.
01:16:37I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:55And you.
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:36I'll be right back.
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly.
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:14Oh my god, Vioh.
01:18:17No!
01:18:19I lost.
01:18:21Look, he crushed me.
01:18:23How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:39He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goats, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:13I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:20And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Lunch, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion.
01:20:26You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:55Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor.
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy.
01:21:15I like watching you play golf.
01:21:18I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:41Well done.
01:21:52So yeah, everyone.
01:22:01When you're done today.
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