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Reborn For The Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20Casually ruining my house for a really long time
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:26Yeah
00:01:28Me?
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give him one
00:02:08Herman
00:02:08She'd be okay
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell!?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24It's okay
00:02:25You're going to be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Take me, give me a kiss.
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas, no more frown lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:03Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to 2006.
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:45Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09Oh, what can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acid.
00:05:21I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:34Oh, these are so funny.
00:05:38Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:55Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st... st... stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again, I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to you use.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:15God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:23Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering.
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen.
00:07:52Stop, stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom, queen,
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you, too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:53Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents won us together.
00:10:25It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Oh, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of Relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53No, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38You good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh, sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01Oh god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:09smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:42What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:49Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:53The rules are simple.
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo!
00:15:16No more applause.
00:15:17Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:32Mia!
00:16:33Mia!
00:16:33Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win, prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Gather!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling!
00:17:09Go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14You stopped us!
00:17:15Bye!
00:17:15Bye!
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:22I'm gonna do this.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is gonna be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still wanna do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's gonna win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jess a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't wanna beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never gonna have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:08Hey, Mia.
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:27What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:32All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins...
00:21:36NOW!
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:38Let's make this like this.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:05No more.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Oops.
00:22:39Oops.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:07Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:19Yeah!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:27Let's go to college.
00:23:28Let's go!
00:23:28Come on!
00:23:33Let's go, Ed.
00:23:40Hello?
00:23:48This, accredited awareness amongst all agencies.
00:23:49And...
00:23:49All the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia, the 2006
00:24:16Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to
00:24:18you and Connor
00:24:23We did it
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:27Oh, that's my queen
00:24:28That's my best friend
00:24:30We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Ugh!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list
00:24:56Item number nine
00:24:57Start a riot
00:24:59Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Food fight!
00:25:10Popular kids versus
00:25:10Food fight!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:15Stop it!
00:25:16Stop it!
00:25:17Stop it!
00:25:18Stop it!
00:25:19Stop it!
00:25:19Stop it!
00:25:20Stop it!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica
00:25:40Jessica
00:25:41You and your friends can go
00:25:43What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No!
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:52I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay!
00:25:58One more bad word
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended!
00:26:04Fine!
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you!
00:26:12Oh, sorry, no one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended!
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back for his business trip and get me killed!
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course!
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.36
00:26:44No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you, um, help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so
00:27:08Right
00:27:08It's not a big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:11So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:18Oh yeah
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a
00:27:35Like us together, you're alone?
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:40Let's go professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:43Okay
00:27:46Okay
00:27:47Okay
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:58Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:07Actors abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15Oh.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:32I said.
00:29:35Racki.
00:29:40Hectoralis major.
00:29:45Rectus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:00You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:36Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:40They're all...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my...
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Oh my god!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:40Okay!
00:32:46Oh my god!
00:32:48Oh my god!
00:32:48It was good!
00:32:49It was good!
00:32:51Oh my god!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad!
00:32:56This is Mia!
00:32:57She's my new tutor!
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver!
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her...
00:33:05Tutoring!
00:33:06Dad does not like that!
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant!
00:33:12weren't you and jessica gonna be an item she's from a good family at least waste your time with
00:33:17someone respectable dad me is valedictorian and she's a way better person than jessica ever will
00:33:23be girls aside fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school you're 18 connor
00:33:32this is embarrassing embarrassing dad since when do you actually even you know what never mind mr
00:33:38oliver i will help connor pass and i know he will go on to do amazing things oh how can
00:33:48you be so sure
00:33:48just a hunch hunches don't mean shit sweetheart connor wait just please talk to him you can fix
00:33:55this i can't fix anything when it comes to him i think it's time you leave miss valedictorian
00:34:00i need to speak with my son alone dad wait
00:34:15connor has to make up with his dad because a year after we graduate he dies
00:34:29connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's
00:34:33today's test results were abysmal but we did have two perfect scores stellar work as always
00:34:44mia and congratulations connor keep up the good work
00:34:56thank you
00:34:56thank you
00:34:57oh you got it good job
00:35:04thank you mia
00:35:08seriously thank you
00:35:10i would have never been able to pass that test without you
00:35:13maybe now my dad will get off my back
00:35:16have you talked to him maybe you two could work things out i know you're trying to help
00:35:22but you don't know him like i do you know
00:35:25i can't just magically fix my own man
00:35:28i have to try your dad's running out of time
00:35:33that's enough dad talk i have a surprise for you
00:35:39uh wait before you guys go i just wanted to say that i am having a party at my place
00:35:44this weekend
00:35:45for mia's prom queen campaign so come through and vote for mia
00:36:01nikki cancel your plans we have a party to ruin
00:36:07here you go we'll see you this weekend
00:36:08come to the party
00:36:10yes
00:36:11oh shit that's my dad come on let's pass before you see me
00:36:13wait no just show him your test he'll be thrilled
00:36:15i'll show him another time
00:36:16no no no you don't have time just trust me
00:36:20come on connor talk to him
00:36:21no no no no hey mr oliver
00:36:24hey dad
00:36:25hi sir
00:36:25what are you doing here
00:36:29i'm going out of town on work but i wanted to see how your test went
00:36:33if it's another f connor i i aced it
00:36:44thanks to mia
00:36:45no no i like barely helped at all it was all connor
00:36:48you should be so proud mr oliver
00:36:50pride has to be earned
00:36:52connor's got a long way to go
00:36:56you see that little gremlin over there
00:37:00i want you to seduce her before the day is out
00:37:07got it
00:37:07got it what if i can't do it
00:37:10then do what you do best at parties luke force her
00:37:22hey just the girl i wanted to see can i borrow you real quick i just had a quick permission
00:37:27question
00:37:27look you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade so why are you talking to
00:37:30me now
00:37:31you're super smart and sexy and uh i hear that you're really good at giving private lessons
00:37:37so can i get one or what don't fucking touch her
00:37:40enough you are on thin ice as it is no fights do you hear me
00:37:45look stop i'm busy
00:37:47yeah please look i know you helped connor pass science
00:37:50can you help me come on just this once
00:37:55connor listen
00:37:57i know that i'm hard on you
00:37:58but it is because
00:38:00dad i gotta go i'll talk to you another time
00:38:03get off me
00:38:04i know you got that party coming up
00:38:06the invite's still open
00:38:07i know a bunch of guys that could go
00:38:10come on five minutes
00:38:18okay
00:38:18all right let's go
00:38:24mia's ditching me for luke
00:38:31con con
00:38:33what a surprise
00:38:34i'm busy jessica
00:38:36doing what
00:38:37looking for mia
00:38:39i heard she and luke are getting close
00:38:43oh you know mia
00:38:45she would do anything to be popular
00:38:48but you and me we were born to be on top
00:38:54she's gonna break your heart
00:38:56and when she does i'll be waiting
00:39:08i'm gonna go find connor
00:39:09no no no wait
00:39:10you're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party
00:39:14we'll come if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg
00:39:18hey get the fuck off her
00:39:20oh shit cap's here
00:39:25anybody else want to trip to the er
00:39:27you might have a brother
00:39:31since you both go on to be rapey frat boy misogynists let me teach you a lesson in science
00:39:36every action
00:39:38has an equal and opposite reaction
00:39:42all right come on
00:39:47whatever part you get to
00:39:50fine
00:39:51i'll just have to take you down myself
00:39:55you know for a second there i kind of thought that you were into luke when i saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together
00:40:07you know that walking steroid he's not even close to my type
00:40:13so who is
00:40:16you are
00:40:22you are not gonna believe who i'm into
00:40:39oh my mom just got back from a fashion show in new york
00:40:43she needs help unloading some pieces
00:40:45you should come my mom would be stoked to meet you
00:40:47no i can't
00:40:49i have to change for that party
00:40:51just borrow one of my mom's dresses
00:40:53high school bucket list item number 11
00:40:56finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty
00:40:58she just designed this dress for some singer named gaga lady
00:41:02you could probably borrow that if you're into that
00:41:05she wore it like once
00:41:06okay
00:41:08or if not i mean
00:41:10no i don't
00:41:10if you're into it
00:41:12really
00:41:15uh yeah i mean our proton's positive
00:41:19right
00:41:19get it
00:41:21oh yeah
00:41:21it's going way the way okay yeah let's go
00:41:26okay should i ask mia out tonight
00:41:30come on i need an answer
00:41:35should i
00:41:46do you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street because her designs are going to be
00:42:04famous
00:42:04what are you like a psychic or something no i'm future girl remember
00:42:11right
00:42:11um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough dude
00:42:18well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's going to happen who shows up first
00:42:39i actually have no idea
00:42:46hey con con you sasquatch i'm here so your party is not the total bust and i brought party favors
00:42:57everyone's already done we'll study in on the way over
00:43:25i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier virginia george with worse highlights
00:43:31so cute oh on page four there's a great pelaroid that i took of me a wedding herself in sixth
00:43:36grade
00:43:36yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:46hey i like your big tails and everybody had bridges mia
00:43:52this doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58i don't see
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me um yeah that's kind of the whole point do you really want your prom
00:44:09queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters see page seven as long as it's
00:44:15not you i'm
00:44:16good are you blind she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me but now i know everything in here made me
00:44:30who i am today
00:44:34so go ahead read away i have nothing to hide
00:44:39unlike you if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:43you have nothing on me poser what about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field
00:44:52what i nobody knows about that you just wait till facebook
00:44:58face what okay english much you know this little tough girl act is cute and all but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today miss you what are you hiding back there mia your couch potato
00:45:19yeah show us your stressed out rainy panty that is way too far jessica my mom gave her that dress
00:45:27and it looks tragic on her honestly i was helping hey you're beautiful mia and you know what it's okay
00:45:35okay i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica you think being prom queen is all about looks right high school bucket list item number 12
00:45:51so on it while you've got it
00:46:20holy
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50What?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Hey.
00:47:50Hey.
00:47:51She's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now.
00:48:02Mia.
00:48:03Not before I-
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I-
00:48:09Mia.
00:48:10I've always-
00:48:11Mia.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:17Uh-huh.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:20Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:26How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:16Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:27I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:33I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't. I like to sing when I'm busy or bored, so it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition. Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing. No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl, what's future me like? Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not. Don't even look. I know you're not.
00:51:52You're, you're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up. Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these. It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually, uh, read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:52:58Mm-hmm.
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:37No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50You besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:01But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look, trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:23This is cute.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:35Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twins.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom Queen Connor.
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one.
00:57:22So let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:33Shhhh.
00:57:59So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany
00:58:03bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:29You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Well, I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you two pies.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44Alright, fine!
00:59:45You just keep your mouth!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:41let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:05Hi, everyone.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:18And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:11And the home of the brave
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:14Give it up for Mia.
01:06:16This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See?
01:06:23Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um...
01:06:50I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:20Listen.
01:07:21In the last moment,
01:07:23Take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible.
01:07:27But...
01:07:28Trust me.
01:07:32Interesting.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13Home team is down two points, and Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down.
01:09:43We will take her down.
01:09:43We will take her down.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, we won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:09:58I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:22You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about prom tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry. Say again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:42I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay. There will be the future Scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future is possible.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:08No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:15:42You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:23Repair.
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:46You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely your color.
01:16:50Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your prom king basketball all-star, Conor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:34Alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:03And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment, you earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, king.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis!
01:22:23This is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59She actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:03Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:54No!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's something Mia talking about.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Hahaha!
01:24:51I'm right here.
01:24:52Churpy!
01:24:55Churpy!
01:24:55Churpy!
01:24:57Churpy!
01:24:58Churpy!
01:25:03Churpy!
01:25:05Mia, hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:07Hey.
01:25:08What?
01:25:08Churpy.
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:20You tripped and fell.
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:32Jessica?
01:25:34Jessica Hard?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember? She got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were
01:26:11the cutest
01:26:13glasses wearing
01:26:15nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions to
01:26:23winning prom king and queen
01:26:25senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world
01:26:29I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:32to be my partner.
01:26:34to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:50What?
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey I guess
01:27:13some things
01:27:14you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:31And
01:27:32No one
01:27:33makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire.
01:27:43No one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48And no one
01:27:48Oh, no more does it, baby
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