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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:10New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm
00:01:28to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop!
00:01:42Stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47I have my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:13What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of ice buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it.
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58Idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50Uh, there you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:39Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:48I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:51Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that little queen goes into school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:17You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:42Could it be...
00:06:43Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:54No chances, Jen.
00:06:56So is it...
00:06:58She does look kinda cute.
00:07:01Even I can feel the tension in the room
00:07:05But we're into the fog
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:12Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:18Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:21Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:26My name's Hayley.
00:07:27Wow, Hayley.
00:07:29I think you, uh...
00:07:30You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:35What a coincidence!
00:07:36So did you!
00:07:38Oh, no!
00:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:43I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:45You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50If I ever end up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:06I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:08Something happened today.
00:08:09I lost the game.
00:08:10I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:12I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:16And what is this?
00:08:17What I think it is, is...
00:08:19I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:23As more than just friends.
00:08:26Oh, thank God.
00:08:27I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:29You're my soulmate.
00:08:31Like, I like you so much.
00:08:32Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:35I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:38Wait, really?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41Get ready.
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48No face.
00:08:50Just the boobs.
00:08:51Is it a bad idea?
00:08:53But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:55PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:57All the kids do this.
00:08:59You'll love it.
00:09:04This lighting hates me.
00:09:06Come on, Hayley.
00:09:07Confidence.
00:09:08You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:24Seriously?
00:09:25Hello?
00:09:26Anyone?
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:33Don't look at me!
00:09:34We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:35I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:38Get out.
00:09:39Now!
00:09:40Fine.
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:42Damn it!
00:09:46Come on.
00:10:20You're helping me.
00:10:21Well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:30excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:33our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if
00:10:39you saw you were flirting with me flirting yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:43my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go
00:10:49over separate ways fine by me oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in
00:10:59a weird way
00:11:00not in my type but you know power theory or whatever could you just get out of here
00:11:14hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:26don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:33oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:51give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:55oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:59see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:16oh my god
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:25holy shit
00:12:36yo what's going on dude your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:39what's yeah
00:12:54come on let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:13:00stop delete it please delete it
00:13:13oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:21oh my god
00:13:23oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:27since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:33then no
00:13:34no no no no
00:13:35Tim
00:13:46oh my god
00:13:54my school enemy is my ally girlfriend
00:14:01Stop it!
00:14:03Oh, my God!
00:14:13You okay?
00:14:16Give that to me.
00:14:24Give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:27What the hell, Cole?
00:14:28I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:34How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:36Not good, huh?
00:14:37Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:39I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:41And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:44Why are you even defending her?
00:14:45She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:50He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:52And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:54You hear me?
00:14:59Hey, where are you?
00:15:00Cole is on my side now?
00:15:02Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:04I just need to be alone.
00:15:05All right.
00:15:06Haley!
00:15:11Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:13And he said we were enemies.
00:15:15But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:21Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:24Love you, Mom.
00:15:26Wait, Mom.
00:15:31Do people change?
00:15:33Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:40Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:00It's up there, huh?
00:16:02There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:05They're my favorite.
00:16:06Noted.
00:16:07Is that all?
00:16:08The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:10I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:12and keep my scholarship.
00:16:15Oh.
00:16:16I'm really proud of you.
00:16:18And then there's this guy.
00:16:19He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time
00:16:22he's super contradictory.
00:16:24It's so confusing.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:28Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:30No.
00:16:30I'm not into this guy.
00:16:32I like you.
00:16:32Only you.
00:16:39I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:41You did?
00:16:41Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:43I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:46That sounds amazing.
00:16:47When?
00:16:48When?
00:16:48Well, after school.
00:16:50At the balcony.
00:16:51I'll bring flowers.
00:16:52Deal?
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:13Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:22Call me father.
00:17:24I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:27Defending that nobody.
00:17:28Haley girl.
00:17:29Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:31Are those for her?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:41What the fuck?
00:17:42I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:44Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:47That whole family is trash.
00:17:49Stay away from her.
00:17:51And what if I say no?
00:17:52Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:54Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:56What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:18:00I'm almost 18.
00:18:01Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:18:03I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:08safe.
00:18:09You're sick.
00:18:12It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:19Oh, hi.
00:18:21I'm Haley.
00:18:23Yes.
00:18:23Mm-hmm.
00:18:24So nice to meet you.
00:18:26God.
00:18:27I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:29But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:34Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:36You're so nice.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:47Guacamole wizard.
00:18:49Ew.
00:18:51You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:53Pathetic.
00:18:54Maybe he's married.
00:18:56Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:57And maybe he's sitting on his back with you.
00:19:01I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:04Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:07Oh, no.
00:19:07We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:09We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:11And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:14Eat it.
00:19:27I called me.
00:19:30So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:34You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:35So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:38Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:40Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:44Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:45Like me.
00:19:50I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:59Cole again?
00:20:00Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:03Pick it up.
00:20:05Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:06It's ketchup.
00:20:07Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:13Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:22Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:24Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:26So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:29You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:34I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:44Got it?
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:45Let's go.
00:20:47What are you looking at?
00:20:52Got it?
00:20:53Let's go.
00:21:01Uh, thank you.
00:21:04Wow.
00:21:06Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:10Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:12I just...
00:21:14I happened to see you.
00:21:16Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:19My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:22Well, he...
00:21:24He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:26Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:29Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:32Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:35You thought we were enemies.
00:21:37I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:40I'm not that annoying.
00:21:42Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:44Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:47Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:48I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:56How'd that online boyfriend in your years make you fall for her?
00:22:02He...
00:22:03He makes me feel safe.
00:22:05You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:11You understand better than you think.
00:22:15Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:19Is he...
00:22:21Why you touch him like this?
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:36No, my...
00:22:37My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:43In the game.
00:22:46Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:53Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:59Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:23:03I can see why he likes you.
00:23:14I can't do this.
00:23:17I love my boyfriend.
00:23:18And you will never understand that.
00:23:20He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:23He loves me for who I am.
00:23:26That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:31I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:40Wait.
00:23:41It couldn't be.
00:23:44Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49There's nothing.
00:23:50Cole, who are you?
00:23:55What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:57It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:24:01Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:05You live such a tough life.
00:24:10What was I thinking?
00:24:12We are from two different worlds.
00:24:14He just wants to play with me.
00:24:15But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:22Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:24I got into a car accident.
00:24:27Really? Are you okay?
00:24:29You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:31He was right.
00:24:32Who?
00:24:33Nobody.
00:24:33Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:36No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:39You need to see me in style.
00:24:41Fine, if you say so.
00:24:42So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:46Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:52Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:55Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:12Oh, you.
00:25:14Oh, me.
00:25:15Why is she so lucky?
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:20People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:25Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:32You finished it?
00:25:34It's okay.
00:25:35We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:37I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:39I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:41Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44What is he trying to do?
00:25:46It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:54Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:06So, are you going to prom?
00:26:07Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:26:10So you have a date?
00:26:12Or shall I say victim?
00:26:14Are you jealous of me?
00:26:16Me?
00:26:17Jealous?
00:26:18No.
00:26:18Why would I be jealous?
00:26:19Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:22You are so full of yourself.
00:26:24You can do this on your own.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:28No way.
00:26:30It's a self-locking door.
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:34I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:35I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:37Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:40I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:42Don't worry.
00:26:44I don't want you to trust me to do.
00:26:45Mm-mm.
00:26:46We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:58That was my first kiss.
00:27:02My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:05It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:19You're really good at this.
00:27:21One day when you regret it.
00:27:23You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:41And I've been wanting to beg a lot more than you think.
00:27:45So you want me?
00:27:49I think you know much I want you.
00:27:55Do you want me?
00:27:57I want you.
00:28:03Oh, shit.
00:28:07Anyone in here?
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:12How long have you two been in here?
00:28:13I really need to change this lock.
00:28:15Are you two OK?
00:28:17Oh.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:18Yeah, we're good.
00:28:19I think so.
00:28:19We're OK.
00:28:20OK.
00:28:28You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:30What didn't happen?
00:28:31Hey, wait.
00:28:32It's just hormones.
00:28:34Jake.
00:28:35Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:38Relax.
00:28:38I'm not dead.
00:28:39Wait.
00:28:39Car accident?
00:28:41Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47I gotta go.
00:28:56Guacamole wizard.
00:28:58Huh?
00:29:01Are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03Do I know you?
00:29:04Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:11You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:14She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:17She was in a real car accident.
00:29:19According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:21I can't take this anymore.
00:29:23Cole, wait.
00:29:25Oh, shit.
00:29:30What's up, guys?
00:29:32Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:35Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:38Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:41Hey!
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:45They're your favorite, right?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:50Tough day, huh?
00:29:51There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:54They're my favorite.
00:29:55He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:57Could he?
00:30:04The truth is, um...
00:30:05A dickhead?
00:30:08Could you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:09You came to my table, bro.
00:30:11And knocked my ball away.
00:30:19There it goes again.
00:30:20Cole is jealous.
00:30:22We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:24We don't have a problem.
00:30:25We don't have a problem.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:28Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:31Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:36I have the ball now.
00:30:37Could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:43Maybe?
00:30:44Maybe I can use that.
00:30:48Jake!
00:30:49Hey!
00:30:50What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54Wait, seriously?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:56Just one little catch.
00:30:57You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:31:02Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:05If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:09I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:12But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:17You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:18I'm thinking.
00:31:19About the report or about him?
00:31:21Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:23We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:26Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:27No, you don't.
00:31:29How do you know that?
00:31:30You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:31Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:33You have no idea.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:41Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:56Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:32:10Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:13Too cheesy?
00:32:14No, it's cute.
00:32:16The accident?
00:32:17The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:19He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:21So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:26I...
00:32:26I should feel happy.
00:32:28But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:36Hey, can we not?
00:32:38Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:41My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:44And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:48That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:50Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:52Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:05He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:12Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Colt, put me down.
00:33:14Put me down.
00:33:15Put me down.
00:33:18Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:34Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:35Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:37You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:43Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:54Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot.
00:33:58And we're both rich.
00:33:59And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:34:02So.
00:34:03How romantic?
00:34:04I think I'll pass.
00:34:07You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:14If I message Corkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:20What should we wear to prom?
00:34:22And the Dean's List.
00:34:32I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:36See you later.
00:34:37He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:41Yeah, same.
00:34:43Hailey?
00:34:51Hailey?
00:34:52Geez.
00:34:54God.
00:35:00Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01There you go.
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:07You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:13Here we are.
00:35:30You don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:35He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:41Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just...
00:35:52Just don't go apologize.
00:36:08Melv!
00:36:10Colt is talking to Hailey.
00:36:11Again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously I do.
00:36:18Okay.
00:36:19Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:22What do I do?
00:36:25I've got a few ideas.
00:36:31Hey, look.
00:36:33Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:35Alright, I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really, like who?
00:36:38I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:39Except for Jake.
00:36:41And you.
00:36:42But you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:49Hey Hal.
00:36:50I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:55The other night?
00:36:56Yeah, it was.
00:36:58So sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:06I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:18Oh!
00:37:18Oh, shit!
00:37:19Look!
00:37:20Oh, shit!
00:37:22Oh, shit!
00:37:23Oh, shit!
00:37:23Oh, shit!
00:37:24Oh!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:28Oh!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:33Oh, my God!
00:37:37stop guys stop it stop stop what the hell is going on over there
00:37:45shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:56oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry
00:38:00bailey rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:21what are you doing here can we keep you company
00:38:26it's the least i could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:30the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:35so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:44good
00:38:47father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:51thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:55i could kill him
00:38:58promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:39:03okay fine i won't
00:39:08because i want to go to prom with you
00:39:13okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:23oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:26oh my god i am so sorry
00:39:45hi hi he trips
00:39:46no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:48jen
00:39:49what
00:39:49it always has to be about her
00:39:51doesn't it
00:39:55they're dead
00:39:56they're both dead
00:39:57oh
00:40:00how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:40:05oh
00:40:06what are you
00:40:06are you almost crying
00:40:09it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:13Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:25What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:28Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:31Oh, please, it's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:34Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:36Shit.
00:40:49Jake, hey.
00:40:50Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:56Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:58The rice trick?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04You don't know about the...
00:41:07Come on.
00:41:18Uh...
00:41:20Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:23It's Emma.
00:41:24Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:26Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:29Me too.
00:41:37Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:39We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:43No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:48Can't what?
00:41:49What?
00:41:52I talked to a friend online.
00:41:54He's really important to me.
00:41:59And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:12You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:17Big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:20Okay, okay, I-I get it.
00:42:24You're kinda sweet.
00:42:30Hey, look at that.
00:42:32Oh my god.
00:42:33Thank you!
00:42:36Oh my god.
00:42:37You're a miracle worker.
00:42:44Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:46You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:49Shut up, Ella.
00:42:50It's Emma.
00:42:51Whatever.
00:42:58Oh my god.
00:43:01Oh my god.
00:43:06Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:43:09How are things in the castle?
00:43:15Valley whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:33Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:37Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:40Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:44Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Hey, valley whore.
00:43:49Show him what you really like.
00:43:50Valley whore.
00:44:08There you go.
00:44:10Here, this is for you.
00:44:15Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:17You hacked my laptop?
00:44:20Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:21It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:23But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:25What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:28What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:30No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:32Hey, everyone!
00:44:33I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:36Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:45:05Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:45:10I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:45:15Jane!
00:45:16Hey!
00:45:18Now's the time.
00:45:20Tell them.
00:45:21Tell them what?
00:45:22That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:25Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:28Here you go.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:36Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41Why would you do that?
00:45:42Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:43Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:46Jake, is this true?
00:45:48Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:51Sorry.
00:45:53It was nothing personal?
00:46:00Yeah, nothing personal.
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:09All right, all right, all right.
00:46:10Enough!
00:46:11What in the world is going on here?
00:46:13Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:14That's all him.
00:46:16Okay.
00:46:16Well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:23Let me get this straight.
00:46:25You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:28It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:30It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:32Jesus Christ.
00:46:33How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:35Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:38You think that's what it could be?
00:46:39Who cares?
00:46:41I care.
00:46:42And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:45So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:47What?
00:46:47Over my dead body.
00:46:49Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:52I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:54No, no, please don't.
00:46:55Please.
00:46:56Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:58Max's dad called.
00:46:59He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:47:01You're gonna go.
00:47:02And you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:47:04End of discussion.
00:47:12Come on, you big coward.
00:47:13Message him.
00:47:15Just do it, just do it.
00:47:19You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:28I could never think that.
00:47:34But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:36Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:38I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:44I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:47If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:01You got this, Haley.
00:48:03Just take a deep breath.
00:48:04You got this.
00:48:06You got this.
00:48:10You look beautiful.
00:48:14Thank you, Mom.
00:48:34Hey, Haley.
00:48:35I'm glad you came.
00:48:36You look so pretty.
00:48:37Hi.
00:48:38Hey, Vax.
00:48:39Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:41I mean.
00:48:41No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:43You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:45They don't care about shit.
00:48:47Get drunk, girl.
00:48:48Woo!
00:48:51Yeah.
00:49:02What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:49:06Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:08Hey, everyone.
00:49:09Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:49:11Valley whore!
00:49:16Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:18What have I even done to you?
00:49:19To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:25those are concerning.
00:49:26Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:29Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:31She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:36Pervy princess!
00:49:38Pervy princess!
00:49:39Pervy princess!
00:49:41Pervy princess!
00:49:42Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:44Leave me alone.
00:49:46Is there a fire?
00:49:48Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:50:02How...
00:50:03The pain.
00:50:07The pain.
00:50:16The pain.
00:50:23Let me drain.
00:50:25The pain.
00:50:41Are you... him?
00:50:44Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:47Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:49Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:51No, I'm not.
00:50:53Yes, you are.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:54You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:58So you too.
00:50:59This whole time.
00:51:03Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:51:06Hey, wait.
00:51:07Wait.
00:51:11Hey, wait.
00:51:13Please, Elise, take my jacket.
00:51:15You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:19Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:20I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:21Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:23I guess you.
00:51:24Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:27I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:30What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:33What are you...
00:51:42Who is that?
00:51:44Just the devil.
00:51:47Get in the car.
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:53Get in the car.
00:51:54Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:57Haley.
00:51:58I already assumed that's who this was.
00:52:01Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:52:02So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:08Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:10Hey, my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:15And that's not you.
00:52:16You will be forgotten.
00:52:18You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:20And your mom works for me.
00:52:22Stay away from him.
00:52:24Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:28Dad, stop!
00:52:29Don't you touch my family.
00:52:31I'll stay away.
00:52:33Haley, come on.
00:52:34You don't mean that.
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:40I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:46I hate everything about you.
00:52:48I hate all of it.
00:52:50I don't want any part of it.
00:52:52So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:56Haley!
00:53:06No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:09Ever since mom died, you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:53:12Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:13Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:15I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:19Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:28Hi, Haley.
00:53:30I'm Emma.
00:53:31I know who you are.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:37So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:40Goodness new.
00:53:45Oh, wow.
00:53:47Thanks, Emma.
00:53:49Okay, bye.
00:53:54One down, one to go.
00:53:57You're so cool.
00:53:58I know, Emma.
00:54:00Wanna go to prom?
00:54:01Why not?
00:54:03Well, let's get these love birds together.
00:54:10Hi, Mr. Edmondson.
00:54:12Hi, Max.
00:54:13And Max's friend.
00:54:14Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:16Cole's grounded.
00:54:17Oh, he is?
00:54:20But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:22What can I say, Max?
00:54:24Actions have consequences.
00:54:26Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:29Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:34We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:37Cole?
00:54:38My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:41He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:44Well, Mr. Edmondson, today could be that day.
00:54:46We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:50and very respectable budgetary work.
00:55:01Go away!
00:55:06Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:09Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:10I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:13Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:17Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:19You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:20You can be together.
00:55:21Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27I'll tell her myself.
00:55:29Stick me in your car.
00:55:37Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:41Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:42I just need some time alone.
00:55:51Open the door.
00:55:53Wait, what?
00:55:55He's here?
00:56:04It's you.
00:56:06I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:56:10Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:13My dad threatened to follow your mom, and I had to wait a really long time to tell you
00:56:17who I was.
00:56:18I got my inheritance, and I can protect you and your family, so you don't have to choose.
00:56:35Hey, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:39If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:59Nicole, I love you.
00:57:01You do?
00:57:03Yes, you idiot.
00:57:05I've loved you for months.
00:57:06I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal
00:57:11to him, but you're him.
00:57:15You didn't expect her.
00:57:17I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:22What do you hope to?
00:57:24Yes.
00:57:25I hoped it was you.
00:57:27You were always there for me.
00:57:32You're really fucking hot.
00:57:38Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:42Yeah, I don't.
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Take my clothes off.
00:57:50I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:54I'm so beyond you.
00:57:56Just beyond me.
00:57:59I'm so beyond you.
00:58:01I'm so beyond you.
00:58:06Just beyond me.
00:58:13Okay, so, what do you think?
00:58:16Ten out of ten.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Yeah, would do again.
00:58:20I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:22I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:25Alright, alright, that's fair.
00:58:27I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:34what is my life now am i being nice to cole edmunds oh god no i i fully expect you
00:58:41to
00:58:41continue to berate me endlessly no i'll just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:47there's always been lost behind it
00:58:49i'll take a minute now
00:58:51stop it
00:58:54um
00:58:55i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:58i think you know if it's promenade
00:59:01i don't know but the real question is do you got a date
00:59:08cole are you asking me to prom
00:59:10oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym oh god please don't
00:59:15mention
00:59:15his name again i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice but i don't
00:59:20even have
00:59:20a dress
00:59:22later
00:59:26i just slept with cole edmunds and i'm in love with cole edmunds who would have guessed
00:59:35i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that uh i might have gotten you a
00:59:44dress
00:59:44on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to
00:59:49wear
00:59:52of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:59mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here
01:00:02cole are you here
01:00:05cole are you here
01:00:08mr edmunds you can't just park into my house like this
01:00:11i see you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:30hey uh
01:00:31you almost done in there
01:00:33you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:38okay i'm ready
01:00:50what do you think
01:00:56my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:01:01uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:01:06for at
01:01:06least 20 minutes
01:01:0820 more minutes
01:01:09i'm not 10
01:01:10i do
01:01:14thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes i hear we have a winner
01:01:22and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:27jen longfellow
01:01:29thank you
01:01:31oh my god
01:01:32thank you guys so much
01:01:36seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:37i mean like who else would win right
01:01:40oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:47oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:51haley's fucked
01:01:52this is what did you get
01:01:57hey or uh
01:01:59most time that's up
01:02:00no
01:02:01but who cares
01:02:04hell yeah
01:02:08ew literally what the fuck
01:02:10damn
01:02:11language
01:02:12i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:02:16come on everyone say it with me
01:02:18pervy princess
01:02:19pervy princess
01:02:20pervy princess
01:02:27wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:31make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:38don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:43i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:56what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:03:00you little shit
01:03:02you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:03:10but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:03:19you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:32there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:49oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:52now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:54oh yeah no can do
01:03:57all i have to offer
01:03:58it's a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder
01:04:01and a awesome sense of humor
01:04:03oh how can i refuse
01:04:11oh no that's my dad
01:04:16we are going home right now
01:04:19you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:04:21yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:04:23you talk all the time
01:04:25about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:28yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:31and it's because of hayley
01:04:33and you can accept that
01:04:35or i'll make my own path
01:04:36and best believe me i can
01:04:39i'll say this
01:04:40that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:46joy
01:04:46i am so proud of you
01:04:57i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:05:00that was terrifying
01:05:02it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:05:04well so
01:05:06i love you dale queen
01:05:08i love you guacamole wizard
01:05:10oh my god i gotta change that username
01:05:12yeah you do
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