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Celebrity Puzzling - Season 2 - Episode 08
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00:00Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine, mover, shaker, future parish counsellor.
00:04And welcome to the show which takes two teams of fairly willing TV personalities
00:08and forces them to screw up their famous faces in a look of total confusion.
00:11It might just be the trickiest bit of telly you'll see all day.
00:15This is Celebrity Puzzling.
00:33Hello, welcome to a very exciting edition of Celebrity Puzzling.
00:36This show is a workout for the whole body and mind.
00:39So it's lucky we've got two such live and limber team captains.
00:42Our first is a national treasure.
00:45She always has a beautiful mind.
00:46It's the wonderful Carol Vorderman.
00:51And it must have been bog off on national treasures
00:53because she's joined by the ever-talented Sally Lindsay.
00:57How are you doing, Sally?
00:58I'm all right, but I didn't get the sequins memo.
01:01No, well, this is the thing, we're just watching...
01:03Bonus points, please!
01:04Yes, we may consider that.
01:06So we've met our team captains, now let's meet our latest celebrity victims,
01:10I mean guests, with Carol is a star of one of the biggest bands of the 90s,
01:14here to avoid a tragedy.
01:16It's Steps legend H.
01:19That old guest list.
01:21And joining Sally is BYOP night.
01:24Bring your own puzzler.
01:26Please welcome wine expert Olly Smith.
01:28Good to see you.
01:30H, obviously pop and all of that stuff, superb.
01:34Puzzling, the other P word.
01:35Yeah, do you know, I'm not going to lie,
01:37you are about to see how abysmal I am.
01:39Don't say that, H!
01:41You don't, it's about seeing shapes and I don't think you might be great.
01:45Also, the specs, by the way, both of you.
01:48I know, right?
01:48Olly, come on.
01:49We got the specs memo.
01:50Yes.
01:51It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him.
01:53Goodnight.
01:55Is it the new thing, Olly, that men, blokes, have thick glasses?
02:00I just wear them because my dad wore these in the 70s and I just thought he always looked
02:06a little bit like kind of Roger Moore on holiday.
02:08Yeah, I am.
02:08I'm going for that vibe.
02:09Love that.
02:10I love the vibe.
02:11I love it.
02:11OK, the sequins are blinding me, so let's get on with it.
02:14Every episode, our teams face a random selection of puzzles, meaning no two contests are ever
02:18the same.
02:19Over the fun, in inverted commas, rounds, you'll just want to accumulate as many points as possible.
02:24And that's important.
02:26You need to get points because you need to win.
02:28Oh, really?
02:30Yes, I'm going to say it.
02:31Wow.
02:31You need points so you can win it.
02:34OK.
02:34And for the winning celebrity guest, there is an added layer of luster as they will take
02:37home the amazing puzzling cube.
02:39Oh.
02:41Which will go very nicely next to, say, a multi-platinum record, just mentioning age.
02:47Oh, look at that.
02:47So, there we are.
02:49A bougie bottle of wine.
02:50Yeah, and also, from Ollie's point of view, if it ever gets a bit squeaky, you can use red
02:55wine to oil it.
02:56I know, shall.
02:57You really can.
02:58Let's get on with round one.
02:59It's time for our first puzzle.
03:01This is one us Brits are particularly good at because it's time to play Forman Orderly
03:05Cue.
03:08Let us see how it works.
03:09A question will appear, but somehow our supercomputer has reordered each word alphabetically rather
03:14than how they should be written.
03:15So, here's an example.
03:17Can anyone have a bash at that?
03:19Who wrote the book?
03:22Charlie and the Chocolate.
03:23Oh, Roald Dahl.
03:24Roald Dahl.
03:24Very good.
03:25So, it'll be Roald Dahl.
03:26Very good.
03:26You've got your eye in straight away.
03:28Roald Dahl, yes.
03:29Oh.
03:29Let's just unscramble and have a look here.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Capital letters can be useful just to see where the nouns are, the proper nouns.
03:37You've got to decipher the question and then buzz in when you know the answer in order
03:41to get the points.
03:41So, the question is, can you form an orderly cue?
03:44Time to find out.
03:45Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
03:46Here come the questions.
03:48Here's the first one.
03:55Sally.
03:56The Lion King.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I see Simba there.
03:59Yeah.
03:59Let's have a look if it's right.
04:01The Lion King.
04:02Well done.
04:04And let's unscramble the question.
04:06Simba and Mufasa are lions who first appeared in which Disney film.
04:10Well done.
04:11Wow.
04:12Miss Lindsay, next question for you.
04:14Let's see it.
04:15Here we go.
04:20That's tricky.
04:23It's not easy.
04:25I've got it.
04:26I've suddenly got it.
04:27Shush, Jeremy Vine.
04:29Sorry.
04:30I thought I wanted to play.
04:34Oh, Carol's gone.
04:36Go on, mate.
04:36Lettuce.
04:37Is it lettuce?
04:39Oh, well done.
04:41Well done, mate.
04:42Well done.
04:43I think that's great.
04:45Iceberg is a variety of which green salad vegetable you have an iceberg lettuce?
04:51Yes.
04:51Carol Vaughan.
04:53Wow.
04:53What can we say?
04:54OK, on to another.
04:56I can't help playing along.
05:03Oh, Carol.
05:05March.
05:06Oh, well done.
05:07OK.
05:08Is she right with March?
05:10You're right with March.
05:12I can see St Patrick's Day.
05:14Let's have a look.
05:15St Patrick's Day takes place in which month of the year?
05:17I unscramble that, but I didn't know the answer.
05:21Archers 17.
05:23Let's see what the next question is.
05:26Scrambled question.
05:27There it is.
05:34Oli.
05:35It's the bishop.
05:36Bishop.
05:36Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:38Let's see if it's the bishop.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Yes.
05:43Unscramble, please.
05:45What chess piece moves only on diagonals?
05:49I don't know that.
05:50OK.
05:51Next one.
05:53There's your question all scrambled up.
06:04Carol.
06:06Eyes.
06:07Is it eyes?
06:11Well done.
06:12Wow.
06:13So, I saw you've got rods and cones.
06:15OK, let's have a look at the question.
06:16I've got rods and cones.
06:18Are cells in what human sense organ?
06:21Yeah.
06:21Are they at the back of the...
06:22Where are they, Carol, the rods and cones?
06:24They're in my eye.
06:26Yeah.
06:27They're sorting the eye traffic.
06:29Yeah.
06:30As long as they're working, you don't need to know anything about them.
06:32OK, our last final form and orderly cue question.
06:36Here it comes, all scrambled.
06:37Oh...
06:44Oh...
06:45Carol.
06:47Baudicere, I was going to say that.
06:49Baudicere is your answer.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Oh, Boudicare.
06:53Boudicare, she's called her.
06:55OK, let's have a look at the question.
06:57Prasutagus was the husband of which Icene...
07:01Wow, Icene.
07:02Yeah, and she's the only one I know.
07:05I'm glad I don't worry.
07:07Playing well.
07:08I'm playing well.
07:09Let's have a look at the scores, shall we?
07:11At the end of that round, Sally and Ollie have four.
07:14Carol and H have eight.
07:16Whoa!
07:17That was...
07:19Wow.
07:20There we go.
07:21Hopefully you managed to reorder those questions at home.
07:23Well done if you had success there.
07:25OK, in a moment it will be time for our teams to head over to the letterbox for their first
07:29game there.
07:30Sally can be designated driver.
07:32Ollie has probably already had a glass of cheeky night.
07:35This game muddles things up a bit.
07:37It's time to play Path Words.
07:41This is how Path Words works.
07:42You're going to see three rows of five jumbled letters, which must be rearranged to complete three words.
07:47Letters highlighted are locked in place.
07:49The letters on physical tiles are those to be rearranged, but the tiles can only be moved vertically within their
07:56column.
07:57So, anyone want to have a go at this?
07:59Bilge.
07:59OK, good.
08:00That is correct.
08:01B-I-L-G-E.
08:03Mambo for the bottom, maybe?
08:05Try the second one.
08:06And aloft.
08:06Aloft.
08:07Oh, yeah, well done.
08:07Bilge, aloft, mambo.
08:10Very good.
08:10You can only go up and down.
08:11Only go up vertically.
08:12Yeah.
08:13You're against the clock to complete all three words, and we'll ask Sally and Ollie to head over to the
08:18letterbox first to play Path Words.
08:24Sally and Ollie, in your first puzzle, the first letter of each word plus two extra letters will be locked
08:29once you're happy.
08:29Please press the buzzer.
08:31So, for three points, here's your first path word.
08:34Your time starts now.
08:36OK.
08:36Okey-dokey.
08:37What's this one?
08:38So, G, let's have a look.
08:41Go, go, wait a minute.
08:43It should be S-A.
08:45No, it can't be the H.
08:46Go, yeah, no, goose.
08:48Goose.
08:49Goose.
08:49Goose, yes, it is.
08:50OK, goose, so...
08:51So, what's that?
08:53Yes.
08:53Pant.
08:55Panty.
08:56Panty.
08:56Panty.
08:57No, that's not right.
08:57That isn't a word.
08:59So, what's that?
09:00Panty.
09:00Party.
09:01Party.
09:02Let's try that.
09:03And then it's...
09:04No.
09:04No, it's not that.
09:05OK.
09:07Could it be...
09:08Harry?
09:08Maybe we've gone wrong with a good...
09:10Tenth.
09:11It's Perry a word.
09:11Perry is a word.
09:13Hit the button, you've got it!
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17Perry.
09:17Tenth words.
09:18That's a good collection of words, isn't it?
09:20Yeah, Perry.
09:21It's Perry, yeah.
09:23Yes, exactly.
09:24Sounds like a karate move or something.
09:25Oh, that was some skin of teeth, do you?
09:27It really was.
09:28Oh, well done, though.
09:28It's going to get harder as we lock one letter fewer.
09:30For your trouble, this one is worth four points.
09:32And here it is.
09:33Your time starts now.
09:36So...
09:36So, what would that be?
09:38Yes, could that be shade at the top?
09:40S-H-A-D-E-S-D-A-N-T, shade.
09:45OK, that's good.
09:46And then...
09:47You...
09:48OK.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50Wait a minute.
09:51I want to...
09:53I...
09:53I...
09:54O...
09:55Yeah.
09:55No, that's not right.
09:56E-R.
09:57E-R is always a good idea.
09:58Inter.
09:59Inter.
10:00No.
10:00Ooh, uh...
10:02No.
10:03One...
10:03Wait a second.
10:04OK. We're stuck on shade.
10:05No, we are.
10:05Maybe we should lose shade.
10:07Oh, hang on.
10:08OK.
10:09What else could it be?
10:10Oh...
10:13No, it can't lose.
10:14Ten seconds.
10:15Oh, no.
10:17Wait.
10:21Oh...
10:21Oh!
10:23And now I'm thinking you kind of...
10:24You had inter, but you didn't have outer.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Would outer help us if we could just put that on there?
10:31Yeah.
10:31And...
10:32And then inter.
10:33Inert.
10:33Inert.
10:34Inert.
10:34Inert.
10:35Oh, there we go.
10:36So dark.
10:37Shade, outer, inert.
10:38Way wide.
10:39Bad luck.
10:40So we're cranking up the difficulty in the third puzzle.
10:42We'll only lock the first letter per word.
10:44The correct answer, though, is worth a whopping five points.
10:46You can rescue this now.
10:48Sally, Ollie, here we go.
10:49Your time starts now.
10:51K-A-W are fixed.
10:55Kind...
10:55I'm thinking CK is...
10:58Oh, Kinky?
10:59Okay, yeah.
11:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:01No?
11:02Um...
11:03Uh...
11:03What is that?
11:04Uh, let's have a look.
11:05King...
11:06Oh, hang on.
11:07King...
11:07Is that...
11:08Can I do kind...
11:09No, so is it in...
11:11Um...
11:12Oh, gosh, where were this one?
11:13No, not me.
11:14I'm trying to think.
11:15So it's got to be...
11:16Can I...
11:17Oh, yeah, there you go.
11:18Is that back?
11:18So it's got to be something like...
11:21No, that's not right.
11:23Kindy...
11:24Kind...
11:24What's this?
11:26Um...
11:27Knack.
11:27Oh, no.
11:29Um...
11:29Knack.
11:30Knack.
11:30Good.
11:32Knack.
11:32Knack.
11:33Knack is a word.
11:34Knack is a word.
11:37Um...
11:38Oh, no way!
11:39Really bad.
11:41Let's have a think here.
11:43Would you go...
11:44Affix.
11:46X is always kind of helpful.
11:47I suppose there's so few words to have it, but Affix is a...
11:50Yes, and then Windy.
11:51Oh, I love Affix.
11:53Affix.
11:53That's tough, that one.
11:54We've got Knack, Affix, and Windy.
11:58How did you get on at home?
12:00Did you manage to beat Sally and Ollie?
12:02Well done, both.
12:03Anyway, your trip to the letterbox has scored you three points.
12:06Carol and H haven't played yet.
12:07We'll find out how they get on on the other side of this looming ad break.
12:11We'll be back right after this.
12:12See you soon.
12:16Have a go at this path words puzzle.
12:18Swap the letters in just one column to reveal the answers.
12:22Choose wisely.
12:30Did you manage to solve this path words puzzle?
12:34If you got these answers, well done.
12:39Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
12:41Our teams are remaining stoic in the face of persistent puzzlement, and I applaud them for it.
12:46Before the break, Sally and Ollie took on path words and scored three points.
12:49There's a little bit of a window here for Carol and H to move ahead in this round.
12:54Can they bank some points with their turn at the letterbox?
12:57Remember, you're going to see three rows of five jumbled letters, which must be rearranged to complete three five-letter
13:03words.
13:04Letters highlighted are locked, while the letters on physical tiles are those to be rearranged, albeit only vertically.
13:10Once you've moved the tiles into the right place, hit the button, please.
13:13Carol and H, here is your first path word.
13:15Your time starts now.
13:47You are H on the left.
13:49that was well done and rapids as we saw earlier the difficulty increases as we
13:55lock the first letters and only one extra letter now so for four points this
13:58time here it is guys your time starts now NFW down the left and a lot H I don't
14:10know I'm just right come on right what would that be is you carry on thinking
14:38it's really tricky gotta be quick you got five seconds left oh I think I would have gone with
14:47farts and just hit it from here this one so could be well let me just show you're
14:53very nearly there with this one let me show you okay you've got me and then you
14:59go furry this one oh sorry yeah the niche very what's this time I will only lock
15:10the first letter of each word but solving the puzzle is worth a huge five points
15:14okay if you're ready your time starts now I'm just gonna move around here just playing a
15:35little bit there ah nymph very good nymph pixel third no way yes what about it that was great
15:51because the x has caused trouble as we know nymph pixel third listen great please head back to your
15:58seats wow so how many puzzles did you solve at home Carol and H your visit to the letterbox scored
16:09you
16:09eight points really good let's have a look at the overall scoreboard so Sally and Ollie have seven
16:17points Carol and H are on 60 you said you were no good at puzzling oh clearly you did actually
16:28say
16:28totally but it can all change right so yeah you can it can the next puzzle should be as easy
16:34as one
16:34two three or if you prefer H as easy as five six seven eight so alas I've yet to tempt
16:41H into showing me the
16:42dance routine but the night is young and I live in hope okay here comes the puzzle which we call
16:48three
16:48two one on the screen you'll see a grid of answers three of those answers will be connected also two
16:55of
16:56those answers will be connected so it leaves an odd one out can you find all the right connections to
17:01solve the puzzle so have a look here so we're looking for a trio and a pair anyone yeah play
17:08rewind fast
17:09forward okay classic sort of cassette instructions yeah spam inbox she's on your computer yeah computer
17:15bite is the rogue on its own okay let's see if that's right that's it it's worth remembering when
17:20forming your connections they can't go diagonally yeah guys right here is your first three two one
17:26puzzle Carol and H stone ivory blamange iron eggshell porcelain okay we want a trio and a pair
17:37so iron age stone age oh well done yeah okay that's two yeah ivory porcelain and eggshell I've got those
17:47are their colors are they yep they would be I guess like posh terms for magnolia yeah blemange seems the
17:58odd
17:59one oh okay so we're going three is ivory eggshell porcelain I would think the two stone age iron age
18:07and blank munch all right you've given us ivory eggshell trio are they right and for the exact reasons
18:22although age you could be even more specific I think ivory eggshell and porcelain are shades of white
18:27okay Sally and Ollie now it's your turn here we go good luck Eagles irons will pack hoovers bees Queen
18:34Vic okay well I think we'll pack in Queen Vicar pubs yes the pubs in soap operas yeah I'm gonna
18:42be
18:42Eagles irons and hoovers oh what so oh hang on I'm gone I think this might be a football nonsense
18:49ooh is it the Eagles irons and bees or something to do with football okay I don't know why the
18:55irons is
18:55like um I think it's the West Ham or summit let's go forward just gonna guess because I don't really
18:59know yeah Eagles irons and bees as the three yeah and the war pack and Queen Vic because they're
19:05soap opera um hoops and hoovers is out it's odd one out it's probably completely wrong let's see if you're
19:12all right well day and and actually bang on with the reasons so so obviously soap opera pubs I know
19:19they're in full of the bees of course okay yes Eagles a crystal palace and you're right you were
19:25thinking about West Ham for I you're amazing I've always said that I'll continue that amazing
19:35Hoover's was the odd one oh yes here's the next one for you Carol and H sorrow heartache gallon race
19:43care acre sorrow and heartache maybe emotions race care and acre are all anagrams okay yeah and then
19:53sorrow and heartache they are feelings emotions and then gallon is so we're going our three it's all
20:03across the bottom race care acre are all anagrams yes of each other got it sorrow and heartache mean
20:11the same thing and gallon is the odd one well don't let's see if you're right Sally and Ollie here's
20:24your next puzzle great bear superior Windermere little bear Caucasus Himalayas the superior and Windermere
20:32both lakes yes great bear and little bear caucuses Himalayas I thought they were constellations great
20:41but that's the better man maybe it's a great bear the great baby is there a little bear maybe there
20:44is a
20:45little bear I don't think there is what's caucuses I'm thinking him at those three at the bottom you
20:51think they could don't I don't know I'm not so if the great bears the constellation little bear course
20:56and himalayas and they're all sort of mountain is it is a constellation isn't it great but yeah I
21:04honestly don't know I'm happy to go with you go for it let's go for it let's sorry if it's
21:07wrong no
21:08that's fine I still send me wine always send you wine okay we're gonna go for it's completely yes our
21:18three are little bear caucuses Himalayas okay and then superior Windermere lakes and the great bear is
21:25the odd one out because it's a constellation from like the sound of this let's just have a look are
21:29you right oh let's reveal the answer so you've actually got three legs great bears a lake superior and
21:40Windermere are all famous lakes Caucasus Himalayas you were very close on that your reasoning is
21:46mountain ranges so you're brilliant on that sorry but you just put another mountain in there
21:50a little bear is the odd one out so there we go but well played Carol H here's the next
21:56one
21:59strange odd weird McCoy bod bizarre okay so weird and bizarre obviously mean the same thing McCoy
22:10Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy Sylvester McCoy Strange
22:15No Doctor Strange Doctor Doctor Strange Doctor Who Sylvester McCoy no am I barking up the wrong tree
22:23didn't answer okay should we go odd weird bizarre because they all mean the same thing mm-hmm
22:29Stranger McCoy as the two maybe doctors that's what we'll have to go with I'm
22:35Bob all right let us see if they've got it right yeah right but for the right
22:47reasons as well dr. McCoy yes oh I was thinking Sylvester McCoy the trio were
22:53synonyms for strange the pair were fictional doctors and the odd one out is
22:57bod final puzzle this time for Sally and Oli here we go we're having fun in this
23:03round notice canoe kayak clock rotator madam canoe and kayak waterborne transport
23:14do you think clock and rotator could be connected I'm thinking of being a
23:17grandfather clock or madam clocks not a thing is it rotator what's a rotator
23:22because it like a cog it's yes and it goes around around yeah the clock goes
23:26round and round is there something like I don't know what I think madam might be
23:30the odd one out I think but I don't know why yeah canoe kayak why are notice
23:35clock and rotator connected I need an answer devilry Jeremy I know it's
23:40devilry do you think there's is there anything that could go the third of that
23:43I just don't think madam rotator I don't know well we don't know it do we so
23:47notice clock and rotator of the three but we've no idea why okay canoe and kayak
23:53obviously because they're boats and madam and because we don't know what it we
23:59don't know what all right all right let's see if it's right or not now I threw a
24:04little glance at Carol because Carol's got a technique for this one go on yeah so
24:08kayak madam and rotator are oh battling rolling dro let's have a look at the
24:15actual answer here Wow they're words that go the same words as barriers yeah and
24:21then clock as in pay attention to yeah I clocked him I clocked him on the street
24:25corner I noticed him yeah that makes complete so I'm sorry it tripped you up
24:29there okay at the end of that round Sally and Ollie have nine points
24:33Carol and H you've got 22
24:37hopefully you've got some connections at home and you managed to solve some of
24:41those puzzles great work if you did we will take a quick break now to allow our
24:45teams to begin with the backbiting and angry recriminations more celebrity
24:50puzzling after this if you want to keep puzzling see if you can pick which letters
24:57to move one space up or down in the alphabet to solve this up or down puzzle
25:01best of luck
25:08have you figured out which letter to move to solve this up or down puzzle if you did well done
25:18welcome back to celebrity puzzling please feel free to stamp your loyalty card if you watch just
25:22five more episodes you get one free so far Carol and H and Sally and Ollie have been playing as
25:27some things are about to have a little shake-up where are we Sally on this at
25:31the moment just give us a tactical update quite behind Jeremy but in terms of
25:36looking forwards at the goal and you know I'm not giving up yet love though is there a
25:41tactical change football you've changed maybe putting a sweeper we haven't got
25:46any sweepers it's just meaning we know what we know yeah we're in the dugout know a
25:51lot of stuff but not necessarily what they're asking
25:55hey show you feeling you were giving us all this nonsense about not being any good at puzzling
25:59but talking about change it's all about to change because I think it's me and you now
26:03all right well let's see this is where we do encourage H and Ollie to indulge in a little
26:08solo puzzling in this round they face off head-to-head on the buzzer gentlemen without the help of their
26:14loyalty matches the game they'll be wandering into without the usual hand-holding is called up or down
26:22here's how it works you will see a clue plus a series of letters on the screen each letter has
26:26been moved either up or down by one step for example if the letter B appears it means it's
26:31actually an A or a C you've got to unscramble the code so we've got Jane Austen novel here it's
26:37only
26:37four letters any one of our guests want to say Emma okay so the yes good all right so Emma
26:44it would
26:44have been to be fair if you'd guess sense and sensibility based on that board promising okay
26:50you've seen how it works there are five puzzles to solve it's the guests only here so it's H and
26:56Ollie on the buzzers here is your first one five letters the clue is musical instrument oh
27:08Ollie I buzzed it I shouldn't have buzzed H you can steal cello let's have a look
27:22of course he spends his time Wow okay this is good fingers on buzzers next one four letters currency
27:38H euro euro next question up or down there are five letters organ H oh I may have got that
27:58wrong
27:59say it lungs lungs is wrong Ollie to steal liver liver is the right answer well done oh you guys
28:14hmm next one five letters Brad Pitt film Ollie seven seven yes
28:29I'm saying it fights club next piece seven letters comic book character
28:45H asterix is it asterix
28:51is the right answer oh asterix takes us to the end of that very rapid round well yeah he smashed
28:58that
28:58it was like a boxing match we've got flurry of punches in the first round yeah I've surprised
29:02myself today well you've scored five Ollie scored three so both did pretty well let's look at the
29:07totals well once we put those in Sally and Ollie have 12 Carol and H have got 27
29:19it's commanding but you can turn it around challenges yeah I hope you managed to get a few of those
29:23at home if you
29:24did well played is it getting hot in here or is it just the Cornish pasty I've microwaved and hidden
29:29in
29:29my jacket pocket I'll never know for sure because it's time to play our next perplexing puzzle it is
29:35time for heat map so here's how it works for each puzzle in this round the players are shown an
29:42image of
29:43classic QWERTY keyboard here you've got the clue at the top and the letters in the answer are highlighted on
29:50the keyboard all the others are dulled out what's more the letters are color-coded if it features
29:56in the answer once it's green if it's twice it's orange if it's three or more times it's red so
30:01anyone
30:02Sean Connery it looks like we're only choosing for about six or seven aren't we chat it's Sean Connery yes
30:09how many ends three ends that's why it's red okay that's our example Charlie and Ollie you're
30:15up first okay here's your first puzzle for two points eat an orchard okay okay at least three E's
30:25apple trees apple trees apple trees apple tree apple tree well done apple tree you got that okay the next
30:45one for Carolyn H here we go your first one on the keyboard 80s US cop show
30:52and there are at least three eyes magnum no it's not CSI anything I'm gonna say chips
31:00there's a cop show wasn't it the one in the wheelchair that's cop show and Dukes of Hasno
31:10Don thingy Miami Vice oh is that your answer yes okay is Miami Vice the right answer
31:21oh okay next question please this one is for Sally and Ollie who done it novel R and U in
31:30at least three times
31:31through a V I thought it must be a book but it's not there's no in three U's yeah it's
31:39gotta be murder in it
31:41murder by oh candlelight could it be candlelight candle there's no in death death oh death on the Nile
31:51no it's no no and come on we know death a death by murder you can steal for a point
32:00it is the Thursday
32:03murder club that's why there was so many use because they had club and Thursday all right Carolyn H here's
32:16your next one brilliant comedy duo at least three A's comedy do let's think of them so I've got Laurel
32:26and
32:26Hardy Morecambe and Wise Ant and Deck does Laurel and Hardy work yeah Laurel and Hardy yeah perfect Laurel and
32:36Hardy with them oh is it dear Laurel and Hardy let's see here we go right back to the beginning
32:42with them
32:43oh okay comedy duo Laurel and Hardy well done you got that right Sally and Ollie here's your next
32:48well done comfort food take your pick we need it so at least three A's and quite a lot that
32:56are in
32:57there twice E T O S B N Wow well we could just go through them all I mean moussaka
33:05lasagna pizza
33:06there's none of those um hang on a sec go on is it anything like so it's like bacon and
33:13eggs kind of a
33:13fry up okay bubble and squeak that sort of thing oh there you go oh no it's nice cute a
33:18no there's no
33:19see comfort food steaks in there s-t-e-a-k yeah steak bait steak bake no don't yeah this
33:30knows anyone
33:31one K steak and onion no steak and oh so not oh we need an answer I'm really sorry I
33:41can't see it
33:42no answer no no first deal we think it's steak and something yeah okay figure out what it is from
33:51our opposing team all right let's see baked beans on toast wow we were nowhere near baked beans on toast
34:01oh Carolyn H your last one right coming now oh well old tech tech and we've got these three R's
34:11what is old tech oh my gosh computer fax machine what's the why fax machine telex telegraph
34:22uh homing pigeon radio radio grand love telegram uh uh see case oh hang on card oh what was it
34:37called um we're getting close to that moment we know Jeremy will we time out
34:45show show show something out give us anything well she say some telegraph telegraph okay Sally
34:56and Ollie nothing no I can't see it no all right let's see record player oh I was thinking it
35:05was
35:05gonna be something like carry a pigeon like really bad telegram telegram telegram so record player oh
35:11okay at the end of that round of heat map let's see what's happening Sally and Ollie are cooling
35:17down 14. Carol and H are on fire they have 32 that's impressive are you beating our celebrities so
35:27far it is time for our penultimate round in this one both teams will be tackling the letterbox and the
35:31fastest team to solve their puzzle will receive two bonus points everyone go ooh as well as a healthy boost
35:39to their self-confidence not that they're lacking in that department so let's get ready to take on the
35:44puzzle we call fenundrum I'll just quickly show you how this works you will see three anagrams each a
35:52letter longer than the one before you must rearrange the tiles to solve the five letter anagram before
35:58moving on to the six letter one and so on so yes go on have a look anything luck okay
36:04second one
36:06tunnel tunnel tunnel yep top one yeah weirdly that's actually backwards yeah buttons buttons
36:14tunnel pluck and as ever you'll be against the clock so as soon as you've solved the third anagram hit
36:20the
36:20button to stop the clock you'll score two points per solved word if you complete all three anagrams
36:25faster than your opponents you will receive two bonus points so because Carol and H are leading and so
36:31impressive today head over to the letterbox first please to face your fenundrum as soon as you solve
36:40the third fenundrum just hit the button to stop the clock your time starts now drift well done drift is
36:51right or no people people schools did school bad something people people right be a go school
37:02scuba you but you but Scooby-Doo screw screw screw now let's escape s I'm just playing here what's the
37:17Where does this go?
37:21Because...
37:21Oh, well done.
37:22Carol, Carol, Carol.
37:25Is it...
37:26Oh, wow.
37:28So, so good.
37:30Do you know what?
37:31That's a poem, isn't it?
37:32Is it?
37:32Why do love affairs end?
37:35Because people drift.
37:36Drift apart.
37:37Is there a chance of that going into a step song?
37:40No.
37:42Well done, Carol.
37:43H, you've scored six points and very quick there.
37:45With a scuba thrown in.
37:46We'll see if it's good enough for the bonus points after Sally and Ollie have played.
37:51Before they take a stab at Fernandrum, we will take our final break in proceedings.
37:56Please use this time wisely.
37:57We will see you on the other side for more celebrity puzzling.
38:03Why don't you try unscrambling this Fernandrum during the ads?
38:10Get puzzling.
38:18Did you successfully solve this Fernandrum?
38:22If you did, great job.
38:27They're hanging on to each other here.
38:30Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
38:31I'm still Jeremy Vine, so I've got some good news.
38:33We're not far from the crowning moment when the winners of tonight's show are revealed.
38:37We don't know who they are at the moment because it's still possible for the team that's behind to make
38:43up the gap.
38:43Sally and Ollie, you face the Fernandrum.
38:47You'll have three new anagrams to solve.
38:48Remember, you must solve them in order.
38:50You need to beat the time set by Carol and H in order to earn the crucial bonus points.
38:56Remember, once you solve all three anagrams, you've got to hit the red button.
38:59Your time starts now.
39:07About, yes.
39:08Well done, Sally.
39:09Can you have a look at that one?
39:11Yeah.
39:12About goes green.
39:13Little.
39:14What does it say?
39:16Just move around.
39:17Little.
39:19Little.
39:20Little.
39:20Little, yes.
39:22Little.
39:23Little, yeah.
39:23That looks good.
39:24Little.
39:26Camera.
39:27No.
39:27Pony cam.
39:30That's confusing us.
39:32Is it ever going to be A and Y?
39:34A per something?
39:36No.
39:37Only.
39:39Company.
39:40Company.
39:41Come.
39:42Nice.
39:43Pony.
39:44No.
39:45Company.
39:46Yes!
39:48I've finished it!
39:49Lovely, lovely, lovely.
39:51Sometimes it's almost there, but you don't say, hey, listen, that was good.
39:55Company.
39:55Finally.
39:56Little about.
39:57The score is getting me a vibe.
39:59She did.
39:59She sent kind, good vibes.
40:00The vibes were passed.
40:01So, great effort.
40:02Let's head back to our seats.
40:03We'll find out what the score is.
40:08So, Sally and Ollie, you've managed to add six points to your score.
40:12Carol and H, you won the bonus two points.
40:16Oh, well done.
40:16I thought so was that good.
40:17So, going into the final, the overall scores are Sally and Ollie, 20.
40:21Yeah.
40:21Carol and H, 40.
40:23Oh, totally smashed this.
40:25Fair play.
40:26Wow.
40:27It now all comes down to this.
40:29It's our final round.
40:31Answer bang.
40:35So, Sally, Ollie, bit of catching up to do, but this is for all four of you to play.
40:40In a moment, I'll show you a grid of 12 words.
40:42I'll then ask questions against the clock.
40:43Buzz in.
40:44Give me the correct answer, which could be a little bit lateral, like a crossword clue.
40:48If an answer has more than one word, you must give all the corresponding words in the correct answer.
40:53You will get a point per word.
40:55So, it could add up to winning or losing the whole show on this.
40:58So, let's reveal all the words on the answer bank.
41:01One, two, three.
41:04House.
41:06Lotus.
41:08Force.
41:10Service.
41:12Air.
41:14White.
41:16Room.
41:18Special.
41:20Pod.
41:22One.
41:24Boat.
41:26Lovely selection there for you.
41:29And if you're ready and you've had a good look, let's play tonight's final.
41:32The time starts.
41:34Now, Hugh Laurie roll.
41:36Sally.
41:37House.
41:38Correct.
41:39Laundry detergent pouch.
41:42Carol.
41:43Pod.
41:44Correct.
41:45A famous song by U2.
41:49Ollie.
41:50One.
41:50One is right.
41:52Sydney Sweeney TV series.
41:54Carol.
41:55White Lotus.
41:56Yes, correct.
41:58One of the letters in SMS stands for this word.
42:02Sally.
42:03Service.
42:04Correct.
42:05Rhymes with goat.
42:08Sally.
42:09Boat.
42:10Yeah, boat.
42:11Correct.
42:12British game show Backwoods.
42:14Carol.
42:15One, two, three.
42:16Correct.
42:17Brilliant.
42:18Political residence.
42:20Ollie.
42:20White House.
42:21Correct.
42:22Former F1 team.
42:24Oh, God.
42:25Olly.
42:26Lotus.
42:27Lotus.
42:28Yeah, you love that.
42:29Next.
42:29For listening to music.
42:31Carol.
42:32Airpod.
42:33Correct.
42:34Sounds good on a G string.
42:37Olly.
42:38Air.
42:38Correct.
42:39Begins and ends with a Vowel.
42:44Carol.
42:45One.
42:46Correct.
42:48Sung in the chorus of ABC by the Jackson 5.
42:52Sally.
42:53One, two, three.
42:54Correct.
42:55Royal Navy unit.
42:56Ollie.
42:57Special boat service.
42:58Correct.
42:59Well done.
43:00Color on Italy's flag.
43:02Carol.
43:03White.
43:04Correct.
43:05A flower.
43:06Ollie.
43:08Ah, correct.
43:08I haven't got one yet.
43:09Oh, we got through a lot there.
43:11I didn't get one.
43:13High school.
43:14I know you were buzzing just a shade late.
43:17Yeah.
43:17OK, players, that sound, the distant rumbling of your taxes outside, means it's the end of
43:23the show.
43:24And I can exclusively reveal that Sally and Ollie have got 33 points.
43:29Very good.
43:29Which is a cracking total.
43:31But slightly more cracking, Carol and H have got 48.
43:36And have won today's show.
43:38That's a good one.
43:39Oh, Sally and Ollie, you haven't won.
43:42I'm sorry, but I hope you've had a good time regardless.
43:45Ollie, I hope you've enjoyed it.
43:45I've loved every second.
43:47Good.
43:47You don't have to say that.
43:49No, I really do.
43:49I'm thriving in this environment.
43:50It's my favourite place.
43:51There are no losers in this room.
43:53H is definitely the winner.
43:55And as the winning guest celebrity, you will receive.
43:58I think this will mean more to you than all those platinum records.
44:02This is the prize they all want.
44:04The puzzling cube to take home with you.
44:09And that's yours.
44:12Time to draw a veil over this one.
44:14It's the right phrase.
44:15My thanks go to Carol, Sally, H and Ollie.
44:18Each and every one of them played brilliantly and made it a lot of fun.
44:21Join us next time for more head-scratching puzzles.
44:23Good night, puzzle on.
44:25We'll see you then.
44:26Thanks for that.
44:35I'll be right.
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