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Reborn For The Crown
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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:11This is me, casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:29No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run the school markets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:01Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:06Yeah?
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:14My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah?
00:01:23Me?
00:01:24Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:29Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:40I came back for you.
00:01:42Yeah, um...
00:01:44Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:51Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:54Come, come.
00:01:55Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:18Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:22I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:24Go back where?
00:02:25Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much.
00:02:28How much you want?
00:02:28Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia.
00:02:30Stay with me, okay?
00:02:31Mia, look at me.
00:02:32What did you want to tell me?
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40Dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:52No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:58Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:00Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:02I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:07Those clothes.
00:03:09Those highlights.
00:03:11A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:20When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:25Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:28I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:49But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:54High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson!
00:04:03He was trying to kill me!
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:14They do this every day!
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29She would never worry anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:33Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:42Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:03What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:09The shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That acid-
00:05:15Don't-
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:28Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:33Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:13Little Miss-
00:06:14St-st-stutter!
00:06:16This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:23What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:31And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:50No.
00:06:51No!
00:06:53I'm sorry.
00:06:53Mia!
00:06:55put.
00:06:55The bottle down!
00:06:58No!
00:06:58Ah!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:02Teacher, least favorite teacher, a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn Mia!
00:07:13Yeah? Wasn't expecting that. Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words. Don't get lost in that smile. Just say something.
00:07:22No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No. You look good kicking ass. I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:33Goodbye Shy Girl. Hello High School 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:43What's next Mia? Running for prom queen? Stop! Stop!
00:07:47You know what? Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally no one knows you. And you want to run against me?
00:07:54Anyone can wear a crown. Not people like you.
00:08:00Need a reminder? Nikki! Sharpie! Now!
00:08:07If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell. Feel?
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High School bucket list item number four.
00:08:23Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:39We lost touch after high school. I am not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:47I just miss you so much and I love you. Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too. And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:10The Misfits. The Misfits. The Outcasts. Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen. Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:54Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:57ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:01We have to do this. Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:07Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:14I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents won us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:21May the best girl win.
00:10:23Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:30Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:37We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:39Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B, E.
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:47No, you're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:50High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:52Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:54Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:06See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:23Hi, Nia.
00:11:25Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:29I'll get off, you know.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:35Where are your necklace?
00:11:36Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:52Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:57Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05Hello, who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:07It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:15I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:39Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:49No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:50What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:52Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:54She's...
00:12:55Oh god.
00:12:56It's okay.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:05And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:09You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:12She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:21Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:25High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:31What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:39Make you prom queen.
00:13:43What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:18You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:38A chemistry test.
00:14:40Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:47Sexual...what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:56You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:13Bite me, Neapaz. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:20I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:22What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:27Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:30The show was your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Did your man, Mia?
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:48I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:03You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:28Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Yeah, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:45The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Go there!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:08Use confidence.
00:17:09Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12We really need to talk.
00:17:15About that kiss.
00:17:19Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College.
00:17:22Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future?
00:17:35Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:41Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:46Somewhere.
00:17:47Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:51I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:54And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:56Actually, about that.
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:09At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:12Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:26Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could be this popular?
00:18:32You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:48If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:58Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:02Let the best bake or win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:37Jess a bitch, straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:44I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:48Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:55Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hey, Mia.
00:20:04Where are you?
00:20:05Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:13Hello.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Over-dressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:38Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:42Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:13To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:22What?
00:21:24It's science meets sweets.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:28The bake-off begins now.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33And we'll have to sprinkle some heat.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:45And then...
00:21:47This.
00:21:47On your nose.
00:21:49No, that's too much.
00:21:50That's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:21:58No more.
00:21:59No.
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:18Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:23Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:26My hand slipped.
00:22:28Oh!
00:22:31Oh, she's awful.
00:22:33Oh!
00:22:34If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:37She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:41Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist.
00:22:48Always.
00:22:49Has a plan.
00:22:52And...
00:22:54Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12It's so crazy!
00:23:13Yeah!
00:23:14This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:43And all the votes are in.
00:23:45The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:56The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:16Woo!
00:24:18We did it!
00:24:20I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:24We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:28I knew you could do that.
00:24:32No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:36Ugh!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:47I'm sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:52Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:57Food bite!
00:25:01Food bite!
00:25:03Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:06No, stop it!
00:25:06Stop it!
00:25:10Stop!
00:25:14Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:26Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:43No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:47I lived for years without one.
00:25:49And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:06Oh, sorry.
00:26:07No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:13Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended.
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:18No, no, no.
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:29The door's always open.
00:26:30How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:37You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:41On a second though, why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:44My star students.
00:26:52Whoa.
00:26:53Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's no big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me...
00:27:08What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:27Like a...
00:27:30Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Let's go, professor.
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:38All right.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:42Okay.
00:28:51Mia.
00:28:53Mia.
00:28:54Mia.
00:28:55Were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:01Like this abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up. I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right. Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:29Picep brachii.
00:29:34Hector Alice Major.
00:29:39Pertus abdominis gloriae amen.
00:29:44Is that the name? The name is that long.
00:29:46No, no, no. Dave, we're good about that, but it's not important.
00:29:51Stop manhandling him, yeah. He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of last clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10. Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:31No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezooseous. Where?
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:56You, that's cheating. Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:23close.
00:31:24That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:32Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:35You, they're all...
00:31:37Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So, as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:53Make me.
00:31:57Careful what you wish for.
00:32:01Oh my god!
00:32:02What?
00:32:03Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07What are you doing?
00:32:08What are you doing?
00:32:09You're crazy.
00:32:10I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:14That's for cheating.
00:32:23Connor!
00:32:24Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:26That's my dad!
00:32:27No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29No!
00:32:29Come on, Connor!
00:32:30Come on, Connor!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:33Yeah, just a second!
00:32:50Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:52She's my new tutor.
00:32:53Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:56Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:01Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:07Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:10She's from a good family.
00:33:11At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:19Girls aside.
00:33:21Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:27Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:29Embarrassing?
00:33:30Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:32You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:33Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And...
00:33:38I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:41Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:44Just a hunch.
00:33:45Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:48Just...
00:33:49Please talk to him.
00:33:50You can fix this.
00:33:51I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:12Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:24Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:27I hope everything's okay.
00:34:29Today's test results were...
00:34:33Abysmal.
00:34:34But...
00:34:35We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:38Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:42And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:03Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:08Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:13Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:15I know you're trying to help.
00:35:17But...
00:35:18You don't know him like I do.
00:35:20You know?
00:35:22I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:24I have to try.
00:35:26Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:28That's enough dad talk.
00:35:29I have a surprise for you.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:37I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen
00:35:42campaign.
00:35:43So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:57Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:59We have a party to ruin.
00:36:02Here you go.
00:36:03We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:07That's my dad.
00:36:08Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:09Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:11I'll show him another time.
00:36:12No, no, no.
00:36:12You don't have time.
00:36:13Just...
00:36:14Trust me.
00:36:15Come on, Connor.
00:36:16Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:17Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:20Hi, sir.
00:36:21What are you doing here?
00:36:25I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:29If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:32I aced it.
00:36:39Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:43It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:45Pride has to be earned.
00:36:47Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:56I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:02Got it.
00:37:04What if I can't do it?
00:37:06Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:09Force her.
00:37:17Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:20Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:21I just had a quick question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:25so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:26Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:33So, can I get one or what?
00:37:35Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:36Hey, enough.
00:37:37You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:39No fights.
00:37:40Do you hear me?
00:37:41Luke, stop.
00:37:42I'm busy.
00:37:43Yeah, please.
00:37:44Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:46Can you help me?
00:37:48Come on.
00:37:49Just this once.
00:37:51Connor, listen.
00:37:53I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:55But it is because I-
00:37:56Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:57I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:59Get off me.
00:38:00I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:02The invite's still open.
00:38:03I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:07Five minutes.
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15Alright, let's go.
00:38:20Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:28CopCon!
00:38:29What a surprise!
00:38:31I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:33Doing what?
00:38:34Looking for Mia.
00:38:35I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:39Ugh, you know Mia.
00:38:42She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:45But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:51She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:52And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:04I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:05No, no, no, wait.
00:39:06You're not going anywhere.
00:39:08Until we talk about this party.
00:39:11We'll come!
00:39:12If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:15Hey!
00:39:15Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:19Oh shit!
00:39:20Caps here!
00:39:21Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:24Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:27Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:30let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:33Every action
00:39:35has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:41Alright.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:43We'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:46Fine.
00:39:48I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:52You know...
00:39:54For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:39:58When I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:01Rit.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:05Ew.
00:40:06No, that walking steroid.
00:40:08He's not even close to my type.
00:40:11So...
00:40:11Who is?
00:40:14He-
00:40:19You...
00:40:20You...
00:40:21Are...
00:40:23Not...
00:40:23Gonna believe...
00:40:25Who I'm into.
00:40:27It's crazy.
00:40:29It's so funny.
00:40:31Who is it?
00:40:36Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:39She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:41You should come.
00:40:43My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:44No, I can't.
00:40:46I have to change for that party.
00:40:48Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:50High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:52Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:55She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:59You could probably borrow that.
00:41:00If you're into that.
00:41:02She more than was.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:05Or if not.
00:41:06I mean...
00:41:07If you're into it.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:12Uh...
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:13I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:15Right?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17Get it?
00:41:17Oh, yeah.
00:41:18Cool.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:21Let's go.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:29Come on.
00:41:29I need an answer.
00:41:32Should I?
00:41:36Should I?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:52Look.
00:41:57Okay.
00:41:59Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:02You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:07What?
00:42:08Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:09No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:13Right.
00:42:13Um, also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:20Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:35Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:41I actually have no idea.
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:49Hey, ConCon.
00:42:50You Sasquatch.
00:42:52I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:55And, I brought party favors.
00:42:58Everyone's already done. We'll study in on the way over.
00:43:27I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:33Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39Page four.
00:43:40She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47Hey.
00:43:49I like your pigtails.
00:43:51And, everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:54This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:59Actually...
00:44:00It does.
00:44:04Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:06Um, yeah, that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:09Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:15See page seven.
00:44:16As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:19Are you blind?
00:44:20She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows him.
00:44:24You know, a year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:29But, now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:36So go ahead.
00:44:38Read away.
00:44:39I have nothing to hide.
00:44:41Unlike you.
00:44:42If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:46You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:47What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:53What?
00:44:55I...
00:44:56Nobody knows about that.
00:44:58Just wait till Facebook.
00:45:00Facebook what?
00:45:01Okay, English much?
00:45:02You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:18What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:20Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:22Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:25That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:28My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:30And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:31Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:33Hey.
00:45:34You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:35And you know what?
00:45:36It's okay.
00:45:37I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:43Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:47Okay?
00:45:49High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:52Go on it while you've got it.
00:46:14Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:16Woo!
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:18Yes, Mia!
00:46:18Okay, Mia!
00:46:19Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:22Wow.
00:46:23Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:26FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:29You will never live like us.
00:46:31No, I wanna live better.
00:46:34How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:36I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:43High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:46Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:50Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:52Anyone can do that.
00:46:54I can do it.
00:46:54And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:07Fine.
00:47:08Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:11Bye, Jess.
00:47:17Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:46Oh, my wrist.
00:47:48I think I sprained it.
00:47:50Oh, my wrist.
00:47:50Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:51Hey, Mia.
00:47:53Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:54She needs help.
00:47:56Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:58Now.
00:48:00Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:03You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:05Not before I...
00:48:06Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:11Mia, I've always...
00:48:13Mia, hey.
00:48:14Hey.
00:48:15Hey, Mia.
00:48:16You okay?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21What happened?
00:48:22Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I was trying to recycle.
00:48:29How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:33I didn't see that coming.
00:48:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41Hey, party's over.
00:48:43Everyone out!
00:48:43You heard him.
00:48:45Go.
00:48:45Get out.
00:48:46Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:47Vote Mia.
00:48:47Vote Mia.
00:48:48I got you.
00:48:50Come on.
00:48:51Let's go.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:03For saving my life.
00:49:05I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:07For the record,
00:49:09you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:17What's wrong?
00:49:19Jess never gets better.
00:49:22Better at what?
00:49:24Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:27And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:32I would never date Jessica.
00:49:34Connor.
00:49:35Seriously.
00:49:36Stop.
00:49:39Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:42You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:46She...
00:49:47I know.
00:49:47She's a genius.
00:49:48You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:50It's really cool.
00:49:52Get some rest.
00:49:54I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:56Connor?
00:49:57Can you stay with me?
00:50:17You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:20I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:22I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:25I'm doing it.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:55you scared me god no i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around
00:51:05anyone
00:51:05which is good i'm not just anyone
00:51:13what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating
00:51:21class you want to help me wrap mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:33i've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:43so hate ball girl what's future me like don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:50no you're not don't even look i know you're not
00:51:53you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:07you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder i was in love
00:52:22hold up who did you say you're in love with no one
00:52:28i meant that i was in love with being from the future because now i know all of these
00:52:37it's awesome yeah so so who do i get married to
00:52:45jessica alba so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:53okay you know i can actually uh read the future also really you know what i see in our future
00:53:04will you come to my basketball finals i'd love to
00:53:11question are you gonna invite your dad i'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:20he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:22wait wait
00:53:25connor
00:53:27your dad
00:53:28enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:48everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:53sure but
00:53:56i also just wanted to do something nice because in a few months we will all go our separate
00:54:02ways and who knows what will happen then right
00:54:11graduate in style besties oh you're too late butterbees the class loved my gifts so much
00:54:21i already got all their votes
00:54:36so you're buying votes now me no i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but i'm sure
00:54:46they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:52besties
00:54:54you don't even know their names
00:54:57of course i do
00:54:59well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right even to losers with social
00:55:08rabies
00:55:10well come on now let's see what you got
00:55:21look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars thank you i got them gucci earrings
00:55:35at least my gifts mean something um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:43but you can't because you're a nobody mia
00:55:47do you want to try saying that again
00:55:49relax jack bauer
00:55:51brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:55and i love all my subjects
00:55:58even you
00:55:59look
00:56:19omg you're twinning
00:56:29marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:35oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:42i don't want anything from you
00:56:45i don't want anything from you
00:56:46not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:53no matter what i do
00:56:55just always gets away
00:56:56prompting connor
00:56:58what am i even doing here
00:57:03bribes aren't my thing
00:57:05maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:07he might be down
00:57:10hey
00:57:11hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:14they're special
00:57:16not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:18but because they're from you
00:57:19no they're stupid
00:57:22and she she won this one
00:57:24so let's just go
00:57:25just trust me
00:57:28they're gonna love them
00:57:29hey you guys
00:57:31nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:32and you're gonna love them
00:57:38and
00:57:49and
00:57:51and
00:57:51you
00:57:51and
00:57:52and
00:57:54and
00:58:02and
00:58:03Not Coach Baggs or Tiffany Bracebooks, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:14Mia, what did you do?
00:58:20How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:24I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:27But you should.
00:58:29You're more talented than you know.
00:58:32You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:48You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:50Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:57That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:02Be Jordan.
00:59:05Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:08I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:13Just wait a few years.
00:59:15You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:19And you deserve it.
00:59:25Everybody shut up!
00:59:27Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:30Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:33I got one for you too.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:58This one's for you.
01:00:08Yeah, I
01:00:13Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:17This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:20How did you find
01:00:23A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:27It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:30Do everything with your dad
01:00:32While you can
01:00:35You'll never get this time back
01:00:39Thank you
01:00:44Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:45Hey, no
01:00:46Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:48Promise me
01:00:50That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:52That's all I want
01:01:04For you
01:01:06I'll do it
01:01:11Congrats
01:01:12Looks like you went over the class
01:01:15Now what?
01:01:19It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:24Hey everyone
01:01:26Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:31Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:04What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:09Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:12We're taking a stand
01:02:14We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20No plastics for prom
01:02:22You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:25Worshipped?
01:02:29They were terrified of you
01:02:30It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:33But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Woo!
01:02:38Woo!
01:02:40Woo!
01:02:40Woo!
01:02:40Woo!
01:02:40Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:43Let's hear your voice
01:02:48Let's hear your voice
01:02:49Attention, everyone!
01:02:51America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:55Just volunteered
01:02:57To sing the national anthem
01:03:00In front of the whole school
01:03:16Come on, Mia!
01:03:18We're all waiting
01:03:21Hey
01:03:23Hey, yes you can
01:03:25Show them all what you can do
01:03:28All of them
01:03:32No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:34Yes
01:03:35Just don't look at them
01:03:37Look at me
01:03:39I believe in you, Mia
01:03:41Get your camcorder ready
01:03:42This is gonna be legendary
01:03:46I believe in you
01:03:53High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:55Live here, Beyonce
01:03:59Hi, everyone
01:04:04Please rise
01:04:25Just look at me
01:04:28Just look at me
01:04:37Oh, say can you see
01:04:42By the dawn's early light
01:04:48What so proudly we hailed
01:04:54At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:59Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:05Through the perilous fight
01:05:10O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:14Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:19And the rocket's red glare
01:05:24The bombs bursting in air
01:05:29Gave proof through the night
01:05:34That our flag was still there
01:05:39Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:52O'er the land of the free
01:05:57And the home of the brave
01:06:17Give it up for Mia
01:06:19This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:23See?
01:06:25Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:43If you wanna win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:46Yeah
01:06:46Plus I like kissing you
01:06:48What were you saying?
01:06:50Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:52I just thought I'm really
01:07:02Shit, that's my dad
01:07:04What is he doing here?
01:07:05He never comes to my games
01:07:06What if I fuck up?
01:07:08Hey, Connor
01:07:09You're gonna be fine
01:07:13This is the big game
01:07:14Yeah
01:07:15This is the only game he cares about
01:07:18Hey, look at me
01:07:19I already know what happens
01:07:21Remember?
01:07:23Listen
01:07:23In the last moment
01:07:26Take that three-pointer
01:07:27It'll seem impossible
01:07:29But
01:07:30Trust me
01:07:34I trust you
01:07:37And here we go, everyone
01:07:39The big championship game
01:07:40The Fairfield Lions
01:07:42Versus the Falcons
01:07:43For the big one
01:07:44Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:45Let's begin
01:08:13In ten seconds left
01:08:15Home team is down
01:08:16Two points
01:08:17And Connor Oliver
01:08:19Has the ball
01:08:24He's gonna risk it all
01:08:25On the three-pointer
01:08:34He's gonna risk it all
01:08:36On the three-pointer
01:08:37And there he goes
01:08:41Yes, he scores
01:08:43The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4449-48
01:08:46And they win the game
01:08:57Let's go
01:08:59First an A
01:09:01And now this
01:09:04Expect me
01:09:05At all
01:09:06Your college games
01:09:07Con
01:09:08Really?
01:09:09Really
01:09:11I'm sorry
01:09:12For missing out on this
01:09:15And on you
01:09:21I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:23Looks like you got a fan
01:09:25Who feels the same
01:09:27Congratulations
01:09:28You were right about everything
01:09:34Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:38That pipply mouth
01:09:39Weether isn't going to steal
01:09:40ConCon
01:09:41And my crown
01:09:43We will take her down
01:09:45We will take her down
01:09:45We'll dance
01:09:46For good
01:09:47I'm going because of you
01:09:48No, no
01:09:49He won because of you
01:09:51I just gave you a little hint
01:09:54But I do accept payment
01:09:56And kisses
01:09:59I could do a lot better than that
01:10:12Wait, wait
01:10:14Should we be doing this?
01:10:16I mean, what about your crush
01:10:17The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:19It's you, Mia
01:10:21It always has been
01:10:27Holy circuits
01:10:40Just a little hic sen
01:10:42You're making fun
01:10:53You're making fun
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:19You're staring again.
01:11:23Just five more minutes.
01:11:25You're kind of distracting.
01:11:29Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:33I can't have a chem test.
01:11:35This was your chem test and you passed with flying colors.
01:11:46Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:51And what about Brown tonight?
01:11:56Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:12:00I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:02Oh my gosh.
01:12:03You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06Stupid.
01:12:08It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:12How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:17Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:20What?
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22I actually like the frizzy hair and those like striped turtlenecks.
01:12:27No, you didn't.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29It's so hot.
01:12:34Okay, so hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:39Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:40Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:40Yes, please.
01:12:40Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:46Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:56Will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:13:03Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:14Come on, let's go win that crown.
01:13:17Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:22I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:28Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:32Maybe she's going to.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:36You won't big at the game.
01:13:39Maybe she's given her.
01:13:43No.
01:13:45She won't.
01:13:50I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:55I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:59Okay.
01:14:00This is going to sound insane.
01:14:02Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:09I'm from the future.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:21Yeah, the future.
01:14:22Cool.
01:14:24Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:25Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:30No.
01:14:31You're not.
01:14:32Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:36If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:47The future scoop.
01:14:48How's Lost Island?
01:14:49Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:51Okay.
01:14:52Um, they got off the island.
01:14:54Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:56And they're doing the Valky reboot.
01:14:59The future's wild.
01:15:01You have no idea.
01:15:02But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07So will you help me?
01:15:09Stop.
01:15:10No.
01:15:12Come in.
01:15:13But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:19Let's go.
01:15:20Okay.
01:15:21Let's go.
01:15:23Let's go.
01:15:34Let's go.
01:15:45Let's go.
01:15:46You look like a queen.
01:15:48Thanks.
01:15:50Hopefully I won't be.
01:15:59You look like a queen.
01:16:03Thanks.
01:16:06Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:17You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:27Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:30Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:32We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:35Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:49You look so good.
01:16:52Black is definitely your color.
01:16:53Oh, thanks.
01:16:54FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:59Oh my God.
01:17:01Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:03I want Mia.
01:17:05Ugh!
01:17:06But I want you.
01:17:08We are perfect together.
01:17:09Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:13Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:16Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:20My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:23Maybe.
01:17:24It could be.
01:17:25If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:31You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:38I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:50Just...
01:17:52Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:57It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:05I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:19I tried.
01:18:22Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:25I think it's cracking.
01:18:29I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:32Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:55Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:19:01Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:05Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:11And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:37While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:43Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:47I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:54I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:06Hi.
01:20:09I shouldn't be here.
01:20:12That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:16I wasn't good enough.
01:20:19I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:21I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:25But I'm here now.
01:20:29And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:32The misfits.
01:20:33The outcasts.
01:20:35Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:52All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:56Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:05And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:14Jessica Hart!
01:21:20I'm so sorry.
01:21:22Hey, shh.
01:21:22It's okay.
01:21:24This is your moment.
01:21:25You earned it.
01:21:29Yeah.
01:21:30I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:37Smile, King.
01:21:38It's for the yearbook.
01:21:43You were right.
01:21:45You saw it all.
01:21:50And you believed to me.
01:21:54Out of the way, freak.
01:21:56This is for royalty only.
01:21:58Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:02Mia has something to say.
01:22:04I warned you.
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:15Mia?
01:22:16Mia Watkins?
01:22:17They're all for Mia.
01:22:18And I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:20What?
01:22:21No.
01:22:23These are fake.
01:22:24Principal Davis, this is a setup.
01:22:27Mia.
01:22:28Is this true?
01:22:30No.
01:22:30No.
01:22:31Actually...
01:22:33Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:37Okay?
01:22:38Mia...
01:22:39Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:41It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:43Fairly.
01:22:45But don't take it from me.
01:22:47Let's see.
01:22:48Show of hands.
01:22:49Who voted for Mia?
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:23:00Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:03Mia!
01:23:04I never doubted them.
01:23:06Or you.
01:23:15High School Bucket List, Item Number 15.
01:23:18Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:21The crown is mine!
01:23:24I'm the popular one!
01:23:25I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:29What more do you people want?!
01:23:49Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:51Now you could've killed someone?
01:23:53This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:55Security!
01:23:56No!
01:23:57No!
01:23:57It was Mia!
01:23:58No!
01:23:59She...
01:23:59She knows things!
01:24:01She's like a psychic or a witch or something!
01:24:03I swear!
01:24:04Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:07No!
01:24:16She's so nasty.
01:24:19That's nothing Mia talking about.
01:24:21You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:22No!
01:24:22No!
01:24:23This isn't right!
01:24:25You suck!
01:24:27You're cheating!
01:24:30Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:34Here.
01:24:36Take this.
01:24:39No, I can't take that.
01:24:41Yes.
01:24:41I want you to.
01:24:44Probably no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:49I'm a time-traveling nerd.
01:24:53Right here.
01:25:07Mia.
01:25:08Hey.
01:25:09Mia.
01:25:12You okay?
01:25:13Connor.
01:25:15What happened?
01:25:23You tripped and fell.
01:25:26You all right?
01:25:28Yeah.
01:25:33Where's Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Hmm?
01:25:38Jessica Hart?
01:25:40I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:43Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:45I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:52Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:59But that's all in the past.
01:26:01I want to focus on the future.
01:26:05Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:10I loved you.
01:26:12You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:22And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:24to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:30to taking on the whole world,
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:40Neil Watkins.
01:26:44Will you marry me?
01:26:46Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:48I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:51Yeah.
01:26:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:27:01You're a time traveler, man.
01:27:04You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Yeah.
01:27:07Us getting engaged?
01:27:09No.
01:27:10Not a million years.
01:27:12But hey, I guess,
01:27:15some things you never see coming.
01:27:17Jane?
01:27:19I always knew.
01:27:25Yay!
01:27:27Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:31Woo!
01:27:32Woo!
01:27:53Hooray!
01:27:54Woo!
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