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🦍🐵My Double Proxy Marriage To A Billionaire🧀🦌🐐
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00:00:04Like that.
00:00:08Um, you should probably get started.
00:00:11I probably should.
00:00:12Yeah.
00:00:13I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait outside.
00:00:15Be my guest.
00:00:16Okay.
00:00:17Bye.
00:00:22Adorable.
00:00:25Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:00:28Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:00:33Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:00:37Not always.
00:00:39But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:00:43Soon?
00:00:44How soon?
00:00:46Ideally within three months.
00:00:50Oh my god.
00:00:54Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:00:57Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:01:01Well.
00:01:02I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:01:06After I'm gone.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10I promise.
00:01:13I love you so much.
00:01:15I love you, sweetie.
00:01:17I have always wanted kids.
00:01:20Maybe it's time.
00:01:42I'm so sorry.
00:01:43I'm so sorry.
00:01:44I was, um, I think, I think that's fine.
00:01:47Hey, I'm sorry.
00:01:54Didn't see that coming.
00:01:57Handsome guy.
00:01:58Unexpected kiss.
00:02:02Oh.
00:02:03Oh.
00:02:05Are you okay?
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:16Well, well.
00:02:17If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
00:02:22Are you pregnant too?
00:02:25I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:02:27We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:02:30And Candy is six months along.
00:02:32Impressive timeline.
00:02:34Oh, please.
00:02:35You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid.
00:02:39Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:02:46Hey, get that back.
00:02:47No, no.
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:50If you're not married by 30, even the trust and the comfort will go to your brother.
00:02:54It's final.
00:02:55Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:03:01Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
00:03:07Oh, poor her, poor thing.
00:03:10Wow.
00:03:11Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:03:13Tuck, tuck.
00:03:14This is truly a plot twist.
00:03:26I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:03:28I mean, a girl with your history?
00:03:30Do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
00:03:34You're basically a clearance rack.
00:03:36Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:03:40No taker.
00:03:42You can rest assured.
00:03:44I already have a boyfriend.
00:03:45Wait.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:48MIT, 6'2", IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
00:03:55Way better than loser rider.
00:03:59Boyfriend?
00:04:00Ugh.
00:04:01Ew.
00:04:02Sure, Claire.
00:04:03Let me guess.
00:04:04He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:04:06Or some bullshit like that?
00:04:09And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:15Kindness.
00:04:17Funny.
00:04:18You're funny.
00:04:19How about we make a bet?
00:04:20If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
00:04:25You were just a dried up old woman.
00:04:28You have to admit it.
00:04:29Out loud.
00:04:31And to the public.
00:04:32Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:04:35No violin for you?
00:04:37Oh.
00:04:38And if I win, you stray through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a
00:04:44little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:04:49Deal.
00:04:50Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:04:53Nobody Wants You.
00:04:56Oh, my God.
00:04:58What the fuck did I just do?
00:05:01Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
00:05:06Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:05:10Oh, God, someone help me.
00:05:12Now, that's interesting.
00:05:16You know, I think I could help with that.
00:05:28Ethan Reed, MIT, PhD, IQ 200, that's my medical report.
00:05:33No genetic disorders, clean family history.
00:05:36I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42What's the catch?
00:05:45You marry me, contractually, three months, just long enough to shut my family up
00:05:50and lock in my inheritance.
00:05:51And in return, you get my sperm.
00:05:54And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
00:05:58That's really all you want?
00:05:59A paper marriage?
00:06:02Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love.
00:06:05I'm looking for efficiency.
00:06:10Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:06:16All right.
00:06:17Deal.
00:06:26Bus.
00:06:29Prenuptial agreement.
00:06:35Thanks.
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:39Three rounds of artificial insemination.
00:06:41Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:06:45Contract terminates after three months.
00:06:49I'd like to add one more turn.
00:06:51Oh.
00:06:52Financial independence.
00:06:54I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:06:58Fair enough.
00:06:59If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:03Great.
00:07:08Lovely.
00:07:09Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:07:15Okay.
00:07:17Sure.
00:07:19Good luck.
00:07:25Mrs. Reed.
00:07:27Would you like to go in with him?
00:07:28Show him a little support.
00:07:30Oh, no, I'm actually, oh, no, no, no, no, excuse me, I, I, oh, oh, no, um, excuse me, I,
00:07:38uh.
00:07:43Hey.
00:07:45Need any, uh, help with that?
00:07:49Oh.
00:07:51And, um, how, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
00:07:56No, I, um.
00:07:57Mrs. Reed.
00:07:58Um.
00:08:10No, I did not mean that I was gonna.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:16Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:08:18Please, how do I turn this off?
00:08:19Um.
00:08:20Claire?
00:08:20Shut up.
00:08:21Shut up.
00:08:21How do I make this stop?
00:08:23Claire?
00:08:23Oh, my God, this is so crazy.
00:08:25Um.
00:08:32Like that.
00:08:36Um, you should probably get started.
00:08:40I probably should.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:41I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait outside.
00:08:43Be my guest.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:51Adorable.
00:09:01Enjoying yourself?
00:09:02Doctor.
00:09:03Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:09:04Of course.
00:09:05We'll begin shortly.
00:09:06You can wait outside.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09If you need anything, just yell for me.
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:23Boss, you married someone out of the blue?
00:09:25Feels a little impulsive, even for you.
00:09:29No, it's not impulsive.
00:09:31Actually, she's, I don't know, she's interesting.
00:09:38Anyways, what'd you find?
00:09:40Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:09:43Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:09:47Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:09:51Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:09:55Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:09:58Bye, Nova.
00:10:00Make Claire the new design director.
00:10:03Wait, seriously?
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:10:09But she's still my wife.
00:10:11Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:10:14Understood, sir.
00:10:16Now, go get the car ready.
00:10:17We have to go meet Mom.
00:10:19Copy.
00:10:27Hello?
00:10:28Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
00:10:30We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:10:33Oh, wonderful.
00:10:39Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:10:42I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:10:45Of course.
00:10:47But, um, you know, we are married now.
00:10:51You are my wife.
00:10:53Call me Ethan.
00:10:55Fake wife.
00:10:58Remember?
00:11:00Right.
00:11:03So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:11:06When do I get to do mine?
00:11:08Right now.
00:11:09We're about to go meet my mother.
00:11:12Okay.
00:11:18Mother.
00:11:19This is my wife, Claire.
00:11:23Claire, my mother.
00:11:24Nora.
00:11:25Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
00:11:28Hi.
00:11:35Oh, sweetie.
00:11:37I've been looking forward to this for so long.
00:11:40And you rascal.
00:11:41So this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
00:11:46Uh, yeah, I'll explain that eventually.
00:11:50Of course.
00:11:52You wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
00:11:55Come, Byron.
00:11:56They have a mission.
00:11:57Making me a grandchild.
00:12:00Don't have too much fun.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:10It's my mother.
00:12:11Yeah.
00:12:14Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
00:12:28This should do for now, right?
00:12:30Thanks.
00:12:31Of course.
00:12:35I'll go and make some to eat.
00:12:39Make yourself at home.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:49Even his cologne is perfect.
00:12:51I mean, my knees are actually weak.
00:12:54Too bad it's just temporary.
00:12:56Three months and that is it.
00:12:58God.
00:12:59Get a grip.
00:12:59What am I doing?
00:13:02Um, what are you making?
00:13:20I'm making some of these.
00:13:22Chub!
00:13:27Oh, my God.
00:13:29I just got promoted.
00:13:30Design director, I start tomorrow.
00:13:32Oh, my God.
00:13:33Oh, my God.
00:13:35Oh, shit.
00:13:36I am so sorry.
00:13:37I did not do that.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:38It's fine.
00:13:39No, really.
00:13:40It's...
00:13:42Oh, Claire.
00:13:43Yeah?
00:13:45Claire, be careful, please.
00:13:46No, it's fine.
00:13:47There's just a huge thing that I'm trying to do.
00:13:48No, Claire, you don't under...
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:53Oh!
00:13:53Oh!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:54Oh!
00:13:56Oh!
00:13:58Careful, Claire.
00:14:00You are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
00:14:05Holy shit.
00:14:07Yep.
00:14:07Definitely hard.
00:14:09And definitely huge.
00:14:11Oh, jeez.
00:14:12I'm...
00:14:13I, um...
00:14:14No, it's not really.
00:14:20Okay.
00:14:22That body should come with a warning label.
00:14:30Uh...
00:14:50You made this mess.
00:14:52You clean it up.
00:14:55Uh...
00:14:55Where are you going?
00:14:57Oh, I'm just...
00:14:58I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:15:00You know, put out the...
00:15:03The hair you started.
00:15:12If I'm the new design director...
00:15:14Candy, you better start packing up her desk.
00:15:24I can't wait.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:27What's going on here?
00:15:29Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:15:32Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:15:34Word is his rich, young, and single.
00:15:37I call dips.
00:15:39Oh, Claire.
00:15:40Don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with Ryder.
00:15:44Maybe.
00:15:45You could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:15:47Lots of old money there.
00:15:49With a face like that?
00:15:50Land the CEO?
00:15:52Please.
00:15:53What are you gonna do?
00:15:54Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:15:59I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
00:16:01Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:16:05Oh, please.
00:16:06You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
00:16:10What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
00:16:14I don't need divine conception.
00:16:16And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
00:16:19Please.
00:16:20Keep going.
00:16:32Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:16:38Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low, meaning your ovarian reserves
00:16:44are below average for your age.
00:16:46Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:16:51Not always.
00:16:52But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:16:57Soon?
00:16:58How soon?
00:17:00Ideally, within three months.
00:17:04Oh my god.
00:17:07Sweetheart.
00:17:08Please.
00:17:08Don't cry.
00:17:10Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:17:14Well.
00:17:15I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:17:20After I'm gone.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23I promise.
00:17:26I love you so much.
00:17:28I love you, sweetie.
00:17:31I have always wanted kids.
00:17:34Maybe it's time.
00:17:55I'm so sorry.
00:17:56I'm so sorry.
00:17:57That was, um, I think, I think that's fine.
00:18:01Hey, I'm sorry.
00:18:08Didn't see that coming.
00:18:10Handsome guy.
00:18:12Unexpected kiss.
00:18:16Uh, uh, are you okay?
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:29Well, well, if it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
00:18:35Are you pregnant, too?
00:18:38I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:18:41We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:18:43And Candy is six months along.
00:18:45Impressive timeline.
00:18:47Oh, please!
00:18:49You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
00:18:52Or, are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:19:00Get that back!
00:19:01You wanna?
00:19:02Yes.
00:19:03If you're not married by 30, defend the trust and the company to go to your brother.
00:19:07It's final.
00:19:08Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:19:15Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
00:19:21Oh, for her, poor thing.
00:19:23Wow.
00:19:24Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:19:27Bop, bop!
00:19:28This is truly a plot twist.
00:19:46Bop, bop, bop!
00:19:47You're basically a clearance rack.
00:19:49Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:19:53No taker.
00:19:55You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
00:19:59Wait.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01MIT, 6-2, IQ off the charts, trust fund heir, practically built for greatness.
00:20:08Way better than loser, Ryder.
00:20:12Boyfriend?
00:20:13Ugh.
00:20:15Ew.
00:20:15Sure, Claire.
00:20:17Uh, let me guess.
00:20:18He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:20:20Or some bullshit like that?
00:20:23And the best thing of all?
00:20:25He has the one thing you can't buy.
00:20:27Oh.
00:20:28Kindness.
00:20:30Funny.
00:20:31You're funny.
00:20:33How about we make a bet?
00:20:34If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
00:20:39You are just a dried-up old woman.
00:20:42You have to admit it.
00:20:43Out loud.
00:20:44And to the public.
00:20:46Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:20:48Little violin for you?
00:20:50Aww.
00:20:52And if I win, you stray through the office naked.
00:20:55Screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:21:03Deal.
00:21:04Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:21:07Nobody wants you.
00:21:10Oh, my God.
00:21:12What the fuck did I just do?
00:21:15Even the sperm banks are booked six months out.
00:21:18And I only have three.
00:21:19Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:21:23Oh, God, someone help me.
00:21:25Now, that's interesting.
00:21:30You know, I think I could help with that.
00:21:34Yeah.
00:21:41Ethan Reed, MIT, PhD, IQ 200.
00:21:45That's my medical report.
00:21:46No genetic disorders, clean family history.
00:21:49I take every box on your donor wish list.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56What's the catch?
00:21:58You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock
00:22:04in my inheritance.
00:22:05And in return, you get my sperm.
00:22:08And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
00:22:11That's really all you want?
00:22:13A paper marriage?
00:22:15Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love.
00:22:19I'm looking for efficiency.
00:22:23Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:22:29All right.
00:22:31Deal.
00:22:40Boss.
00:22:43Prenuptial agreement.
00:22:49Thanks.
00:22:52Three rounds of artificial insemination.
00:22:55Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:22:59Contract terminates after three months.
00:23:03I'd like to add one more term.
00:23:05Oh.
00:23:06Financial independence.
00:23:07I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:23:11Fair enough.
00:23:13If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:23:15Great.
00:23:16Great.
00:23:18Okay.
00:23:22Lovely.
00:23:23Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
00:23:24Okay.
00:23:25Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:23:30Sure.
00:23:33Good luck.
00:23:39Mrs. Reed.
00:23:40Would you like to go in with him?
00:23:42Show him a little support.
00:23:44Oh, no.
00:23:44I'm actually...
00:23:45Oh.
00:23:46No, no.
00:23:46Excuse me.
00:23:47I...
00:23:48Oh.
00:23:48Oh, no.
00:23:50Excuse me.
00:23:51I...
00:23:56Uh...
00:23:57Hey.
00:23:59Need any, uh...
00:24:01Help with that?
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:04And, um...
00:24:06How, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
00:24:09No, I...
00:24:10Mrs. Reed.
00:24:12Um...
00:24:23I did not mean that I was gonna...
00:24:28Oh, my God.
00:24:30Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:24:31Please, how do I turn this off?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33Claire?
00:24:34Shut up.
00:24:35How do I make this stop?
00:24:37Claire?
00:24:38This is so crazy.
00:24:40Um...
00:24:46Like that.
00:24:50Um, you should probably get started.
00:24:53I probably should.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55I'm gonna...
00:24:55I'm gonna wait outside.
00:24:57Be my guest.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Bye.
00:25:04Adorable.
00:25:14Enjoying yourself?
00:25:16Doctor.
00:25:17Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:25:18Of course.
00:25:18We'll begin shortly.
00:25:19You can wait outside.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22If you need anything, just...
00:25:24yell for me.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:36Boss, you married someone out of the blue.
00:25:38Feels a little impulsive.
00:25:40Even for you.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43It's not impulsive.
00:25:44Actually, she's...
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47She's interesting.
00:25:52Anyways, what'd you find?
00:25:54Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:25:57Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:26:02Mrs. Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:26:05Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:26:08Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:26:12Bye, Nova.
00:26:14Make Claire the new design director.
00:26:16Wait, seriously?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:26:23But she's still my wife.
00:26:25Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:26:28Understood, sir.
00:26:29Now, go get the car ready.
00:26:31We have to go meet Mom.
00:26:33Copy.
00:26:41Hello?
00:26:42Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
00:26:44We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:26:46Oh, wonderful.
00:26:53Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:26:56I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:26:59Of course.
00:27:01But, um...
00:27:02You know, we are married now.
00:27:05And you are my wife.
00:27:07Call me Ethan.
00:27:09Fake wife.
00:27:11Remember?
00:27:14Right.
00:27:17So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:27:20When do I get to do mine?
00:27:22Right now.
00:27:23We're about to go meet my mother.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:31Mother.
00:27:33This is my wife, Claire.
00:27:36Claire, my mother.
00:27:38Nora.
00:27:39Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
00:27:41Hi.
00:27:43Hi.
00:27:49Oh, sweetie.
00:27:51I've been looking forward to this for so long.
00:27:54And you rascal.
00:27:55So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
00:28:00Uh, yeah.
00:28:01I'll explain that eventually.
00:28:04Of course.
00:28:05Wouldn't want to ruin your wedding night.
00:28:08Come, Byron.
00:28:10They have a mission.
00:28:11Making me a grandchild.
00:28:14Don't have too much fun.
00:28:17No.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:20Oh, my God.
00:28:23It's my mother.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:30Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
00:28:41This should do for now, right?
00:28:44Thanks.
00:28:45Of course.
00:28:49I'll go and make something to eat.
00:28:53Make yourself at home.
00:29:00Oh, my God.
00:29:02Even his cologne is perfect.
00:29:05I mean, my knees are actually weak.
00:29:07Too bad it's just temporary.
00:29:10Three months and that is it.
00:29:11God.
00:29:12Get a grip.
00:29:13What am I doing?
00:29:16Uh, what are you making?
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:25I'm lying in your arms.
00:29:28I see everything that we could pay.
00:29:34I'm making some of these.
00:29:36Chim!
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:42I just got promoted.
00:29:44Design director, I start tomorrow.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:46Oh, God.
00:29:49Oh, shit.
00:29:50I am so sorry.
00:29:51I did not do that.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:52It's fine.
00:29:53No, really.
00:29:53It's...
00:29:56Oh, Claire.
00:29:57Yeah?
00:29:59Claire, be careful, please.
00:30:00No, it's fine.
00:30:00There's just a huge thing that I'm trying to do.
00:30:02No, Claire, you don't under...
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:12Careful.
00:30:13Claire, you are playing with fire.
00:30:16Mrs. Reed.
00:30:19Holy shit.
00:30:20Yep.
00:30:21Definitely hard.
00:30:23And definitely huge.
00:30:25Oh, jeez.
00:30:26I...
00:30:26I, um...
00:30:27No, it's fine.
00:30:28Really.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35That body should come with a warning label.
00:30:43Uh...
00:31:09I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:31:14You know, put out the fire you started.
00:31:25If I'm the new design director, candy, better start packing up her desk.
00:31:38I can't wait.
00:31:39I can't wait.
00:31:40What's going on here?
00:31:42Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:31:46Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:31:48Word is his rich, young, and single.
00:31:50I call dips.
00:31:52I call dips.
00:31:52Oh, Claire.
00:31:54Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
00:31:58Maybe.
00:31:59You could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:32:01Lots of old money there.
00:32:03With a face like that, land the CEO?
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07What are you gonna do?
00:32:08Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:32:13I don't need a trap, anyone, Ryder.
00:32:15Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:32:18Oh, please.
00:32:20You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
00:32:24What, are you expecting?
00:32:25Immaculate conception?
00:32:27I don't need divine conception.
00:32:29And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
00:32:33Please.
00:32:33Okay, keep going.
00:32:46Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:32:52Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:32:56Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:33:00Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:33:05Not always.
00:33:05But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:33:11Soon?
00:33:11How soon?
00:33:14Ideally, within three months.
00:33:18Oh my god.
00:33:20Sweetheart.
00:33:21Wait.
00:33:22Don't cry.
00:33:24Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:33:28Mom.
00:33:29I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:33:33After I'm gone.
00:33:37I promise.
00:33:40I love you so much.
00:33:42I love you, sweetie.
00:33:44I have always wanted kids.
00:33:47Maybe it's time.
00:34:09I'm so sorry.
00:34:10I'm so sorry.
00:34:11I was, um, I think, I think that's fine.
00:34:14Hey, I'm sorry.
00:34:21Didn't see that coming.
00:34:24Handsome guy.
00:34:25Unexpected kiss.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:32Are you okay?
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:43Well, well.
00:34:44If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
00:34:49Are you pregnant too?
00:34:52I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:34:54We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:34:57And Candy is six months along.
00:34:59Impressive timeline.
00:35:00Oh, please.
00:35:02You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid.
00:35:06Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:35:13Okay, get that back.
00:35:14No, no.
00:35:15Yes.
00:35:17If you're not married by 30, you can the trust and the company go to your brother.
00:35:21It's final.
00:35:22Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:35:29Low AMH diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months.
00:35:35Oh, for her.
00:35:36Poor thing.
00:35:37Wow.
00:35:38Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:35:41Bawk, bawk.
00:35:42This is truly a plot twist.
00:35:50Bawk, bawk.
00:35:53I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:35:55I mean, a girl with your history?
00:35:57Do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
00:36:01You're basically a clearance rack.
00:36:03Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:36:07No taker.
00:36:09You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:15MIT, 6-2, IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
00:36:22Way better than loser rider.
00:36:26Boyfriend.
00:36:27Ugh.
00:36:28Ew.
00:36:29Sure, Claire.
00:36:31Let me guess.
00:36:32He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:36:34Or some bullshit like that?
00:36:37And the best thing of all?
00:36:38He has the one thing you can't buy.
00:36:41Oh.
00:36:42Kindness.
00:36:44Funny.
00:36:45You're funny.
00:36:46How about we make a bet?
00:36:47If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
00:36:53You were just a dried up old woman.
00:36:55You have to admit it.
00:36:57Out loud.
00:36:58And to the public.
00:36:59Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:37:02Love, I'll win for you.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:06And if I win?
00:37:07You stray through the office naked.
00:37:09Screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:37:17Deal.
00:37:17Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:37:20Nobody wants you.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:25What the fuck did I just do?
00:37:29Even the sperm banks are booked six months out.
00:37:31And I only have three.
00:37:33Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:37:37Oh, God.
00:37:37Someone help me.
00:37:39Now, that's interesting.
00:37:43You know, I think I could help with that.
00:37:55Ethan Reed.
00:37:56MIT, PhD.
00:37:58IQ 200.
00:37:59That's my medical report.
00:38:00No genetic disorders.
00:38:01Clean family history.
00:38:03I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:10What's the catch?
00:38:12You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock
00:38:17in my inheritance.
00:38:18And in return, you get my sperm.
00:38:22And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
00:38:25That's really all you want?
00:38:26A paper marriage?
00:38:29Look, Claire.
00:38:31I'm not looking for love.
00:38:32I'm looking for efficiency.
00:38:36Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:38:43All right.
00:38:44Deal.
00:38:54Boss.
00:38:56Prenuptial agreement.
00:39:03Mix.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:06Three rounds of artificial insemination.
00:39:09Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:39:12Contract terminates after three months.
00:39:14Hmm.
00:39:16I'd like to add one more turn.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19Financial independence.
00:39:21I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:39:25Fair enough.
00:39:26If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:39:29Great.
00:39:30Great.
00:39:36Lovely.
00:39:37Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
00:39:38Oh.
00:39:39Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:46Good luck.
00:39:52Mrs. Reed.
00:39:54Would you like to go in with him?
00:39:55Show him a little support.
00:39:57Oh, no.
00:39:58I'm actually...
00:39:59Oh, no, no.
00:40:00Excuse me.
00:40:01I...
00:40:01I...
00:40:02Oh.
00:40:03Oh, no.
00:40:04Excuse me.
00:40:05I...
00:40:09Uh...
00:40:10Hey.
00:40:12Need any, uh...
00:40:15Help with that.
00:40:17Oh.
00:40:18And, um...
00:40:19How, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
00:40:23No, I...
00:40:24Mrs. Reed.
00:40:30Um...
00:40:37I did not mean that I was gonna...
00:40:42Oh, my God.
00:40:43Shut up.
00:40:44Shut up.
00:40:44Shut up.
00:40:45Please.
00:40:45How do I turn this off?
00:40:47Um...
00:40:47Claire.
00:40:48Shut up.
00:40:48How do I make this stop?
00:40:50This is so crazy.
00:40:56Um...
00:40:59Like that.
00:41:03Um, you should probably get started.
00:41:07I probably should.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09I'm gonna...
00:41:09I'm gonna wait outside.
00:41:10Be my guest.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Bye.
00:41:18Adorable.
00:41:28Enjoying yourself?
00:41:29Doctor.
00:41:30Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:41:31Of course.
00:41:32We'll begin shortly.
00:41:33You can wait outside.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:36If you need anything, just...
00:41:38yell for me.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:49Boss.
00:41:50You married someone out of the blue?
00:41:52Feels a little impulsive.
00:41:54Even for you.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57It's not impulsive.
00:41:58Actually, she's...
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:01She's...
00:42:01Interesting.
00:42:05Anyways, what'd you find?
00:42:07Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:42:11Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:42:15Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:42:19Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:42:22Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:42:25Bye, Nova.
00:42:28Make Claire the new design director.
00:42:30Wait, seriously?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:42:36But she's still my wife.
00:42:38Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:42:41I'm just dead, sir.
00:42:43Now, go get the car ready.
00:42:45We have to go meet Mom.
00:42:46Copy.
00:42:53I'm...
00:42:54Hello.
00:42:55Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
00:42:57We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:43:00Oh, wonderful.
00:43:07Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:43:09I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:43:12Of course.
00:43:14But, um...
00:43:16You know, we are married now.
00:43:18And you are my wife.
00:43:21Call me Ethan.
00:43:23Fake wife.
00:43:25Remember?
00:43:27Right.
00:43:30So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:43:33When do I get to do mine?
00:43:35Right now.
00:43:37We're about to go meet my mother.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:45Mother.
00:43:46This is...
00:43:48My wife.
00:43:49Claire.
00:43:50Claire, my mother.
00:43:51Nora.
00:43:53Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
00:43:55Hi.
00:44:02Oh, sweetie.
00:44:04I've been looking forward to this for so long.
00:44:07And you rascal.
00:44:09So this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
00:44:13Uh, yeah.
00:44:15I'll explain that eventually.
00:44:18Of course.
00:44:19Wouldn't want to ruin your wedding night.
00:44:22Come, Byron.
00:44:23They have a mission.
00:44:24Making me a grandchild.
00:44:28Don't have too much fun.
00:44:30No.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:37It's my mother.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:41Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
00:44:55This should do for now, right?
00:44:58Thanks.
00:45:02I'll go and make something to eat.
00:45:06Make yourself at home.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:16Even his cologne is perfect.
00:45:18I mean, my knees are actually weak.
00:45:21Too bad it's just temporary.
00:45:23Three months and that is it.
00:45:25God.
00:45:26Get a grip.
00:45:27What am I doing?
00:45:30Uh, what are you making?
00:45:39I'm lying in your arms.
00:45:42I see everything that we could be.
00:45:46I'm...
00:45:48making some peace.
00:45:49Chin!
00:45:54Oh my god.
00:45:56I just got promoted.
00:45:58Design director, I start tomorrow.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:00Oh god.
00:46:03Oh shit.
00:46:04I am so sorry.
00:46:04I did not do that.
00:46:05No, no, no.
00:46:05It's fine.
00:46:06No, really.
00:46:07It's...
00:46:09Oh, Claire.
00:46:10Yeah?
00:46:11Um, Claire, be careful, please.
00:46:13No, it's fine.
00:46:14There's just a huge thing that I'm trying to...
00:46:15No, Claire, you don't under...
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:18Oh!
00:46:25Careful, Claire, you are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
00:46:32Holy shit.
00:46:34Yep.
00:46:35Definitely hard.
00:46:36And definitely huge.
00:46:39Oh jeez.
00:46:40I'm...
00:46:40I, um...
00:46:41No, it's fine.
00:46:42Really.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49That body should come with a warning label.
00:47:01Uh...
00:47:03I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:17You made this mess.
00:47:19You clean it up.
00:47:22Uh...
00:47:23Where are you going?
00:47:24Oh, I'm just...
00:47:25I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:47:27You know, put out the...
00:47:30Fire you started.
00:47:36Oh god.
00:47:39If I'm the new design director,
00:47:42Candy better start packing up her desk.
00:47:51I can't wait.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54What's going on here?
00:47:56Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:47:59Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:48:01Where is his rich, young, and single...
00:48:04I call dips.
00:48:06Oh, Claire.
00:48:07Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
00:48:11Maybe.
00:48:12You could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:48:14Lots of old money there.
00:48:16With a face like that?
00:48:18Land the CEO?
00:48:19Please.
00:48:20What are you gonna do?
00:48:21Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:48:23Ha ha ha ha.
00:48:26I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
00:48:28Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:48:32Oh, please.
00:48:33You have been so heartbroken,
00:48:35you can't even manage a rebound.
00:48:37What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
00:48:40Ha ha ha.
00:48:41I don't need divine conception.
00:48:43And for all you know,
00:48:44I'm already pregnant.
00:48:46Ha ha ha ha.
00:48:47Please.
00:48:47Okay, keep going.
00:48:48I have a little...
00:48:49Ha ha ha.
00:49:00Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:49:05Your overall health looks fine,
00:49:07but your AMH levels are low,
00:49:09meaning your ovarian reserves
00:49:11are below average for your age.
00:49:14Um,
00:49:16will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:49:18Not always,
00:49:19but if you want children,
00:49:21I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:49:24Soon?
00:49:25How soon?
00:49:27Ideally, within three months.
00:49:31Oh my God.
00:49:34Sweetheart.
00:49:35Wait.
00:49:35Don't cry.
00:49:38Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:49:41Well.
00:49:43I just hope
00:49:44you'll have children of your own one day.
00:49:47After I'm gone.
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:50I promise.
00:49:53I love you so much.
00:49:55I love you, sweetie.
00:49:58I have always wanted kids.
00:50:01Maybe it's time.
00:50:04I love you, sweetie.
00:50:24All right.
00:50:24I was...
00:50:25I think that's fine.
00:50:28Hey, I'm sorry.
00:50:35Didn't see that coming.
00:50:38Handsome guy.
00:50:39Unexpected kiss.
00:50:43Oh.
00:50:44Oh.
00:50:45Are you okay?
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:57Well, well.
00:50:58If it isn't my perfect innocent ex,
00:51:00what's the occasion?
00:51:03Are you pregnant, too?
00:51:05I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:51:08We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:51:10And Candy is six months along.
00:51:13Impressive timeline.
00:51:14Oh, please!
00:51:16You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
00:51:20Or are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:51:22and DIY a family?
00:51:27Get that back!
00:51:28No, no.
00:51:29Yes.
00:51:30If you're not married by 30,
00:51:32you can the trust and the company
00:51:33go to your brother.
00:51:34It's final.
00:51:35Look, Mom, seriously, I...
00:51:42Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve,
00:51:45recommended to start trying within three months.
00:51:48Oh, poor thing.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:52Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs.
00:51:55This is truly a plot twist.
00:52:07I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:52:08I mean, a girl with your history?
00:52:11Do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor
00:52:13before your eggs are all dried up?
00:52:14You're basically a clearance rack.
00:52:17Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:52:20No taker.
00:52:23You can rest assured.
00:52:24I already have a boyfriend.
00:52:26Wait.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:29MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts,
00:52:32trust fund air,
00:52:33practically built for greatness.
00:52:35Way better than loser rider.
00:52:40Boyfriend.
00:52:41Ugh.
00:52:42Ew.
00:52:42Sure, Claire.
00:52:44Let me guess.
00:52:45He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:52:47Or some bullshit like that?
00:52:50And the best thing of all,
00:52:52he has the one thing you can't buy.
00:52:54Oh.
00:52:56Kindness.
00:52:58Funny.
00:52:59You're funny.
00:53:00How about we make a bet?
00:53:01If you're not pregnant within, say, three months,
00:53:04you have to admit the truth.
00:53:06You are just a dried up old woman.
00:53:09You have to admit it.
00:53:10Out loud.
00:53:12And to the public.
00:53:12Oh, baby.
00:53:14Oh, baby, you're bad.
00:53:16Little violin for you.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:19And if I win,
00:53:21you stray through the office naked,
00:53:23screaming that you are nothing
00:53:24but a little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:53:30Deal.
00:53:31Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:53:34Nobody wants you.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:39What the fuck did I just do?
00:53:42Even the sperm banks are booked six months out,
00:53:45and I only have three.
00:53:47Where the hell am I going to find
00:53:48the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:53:50Oh, God, someone help me.
00:53:52Now, that's interesting.
00:53:57You know,
00:53:59I think I could help with that.
00:54:08Ethan Reed,
00:54:10MIT, PhD,
00:54:11IQ 200,
00:54:12that's my medical report.
00:54:14No genetic disorders,
00:54:15clean family history.
00:54:16I take every bucks
00:54:18on your donor wish list.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23What's the catch?
00:54:25You marry me,
00:54:27contractually,
00:54:28three months,
00:54:28just long enough
00:54:29to shut my family up
00:54:30and lock in my inheritance.
00:54:32And in return,
00:54:33you get my sperm.
00:54:35And we get you pregnant
00:54:36just in time
00:54:37to win your little bet.
00:54:39That's really all you want?
00:54:40A paper marriage?
00:54:42Look, Claire,
00:54:44I'm not looking for love.
00:54:46I'm looking for efficiency.
00:54:50Honestly,
00:54:52this might be
00:54:53the fastest route
00:54:54to motherhood.
00:54:57All right.
00:54:58Deal.
00:55:07boss.
00:55:10Prenuptial agreement.
00:55:16Thanks.
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:20Three rounds
00:55:21of artificial insemination.
00:55:22Temporary cohabitation
00:55:24to keep up party appearances.
00:55:26Contract terminates
00:55:27after three months.
00:55:30I'd like to add
00:55:31one more turn.
00:55:32Oh?
00:55:33Financial independence.
00:55:34I don't want anyone
00:55:35thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:55:39Fair enough.
00:55:40If that's what you want,
00:55:41I'm in.
00:55:43Great.
00:55:44Great.
00:55:49Lovely.
00:55:50Excuse me,
00:55:51Mr. Reed?
00:55:52Oh.
00:55:53Are you ready to head
00:55:53into the collection room
00:55:54for your specimen?
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:58Sure.
00:56:00Good luck.
00:56:06Mrs. Reed,
00:56:07would you like to go in
00:56:08with him?
00:56:09Show him a little
00:56:10support?
00:56:11Oh, no.
00:56:12I'm actually...
00:56:12Oh, no.
00:56:13Excuse me?
00:56:15Oh!
00:56:16Oh, no.
00:56:17Excuse me?
00:56:23I...
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:26Need any, uh...
00:56:28help
00:56:29with that?
00:56:30Oh.
00:56:31And, um,
00:56:33how, pray tell,
00:56:34do you plan on
00:56:34helping me?
00:56:36No, I...
00:56:37Mrs. Reed.
00:56:40Um...
00:56:44Um...
00:56:51I did not mean
00:56:52that I was gonna...
00:56:55Oh, my God.
00:56:57Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:56:58Please.
00:56:59How do I turn this off?
00:57:00Um...
00:57:01Claire.
00:57:01Shut up.
00:57:02How do I make this stop?
00:57:04Claire.
00:57:05This is so crazy.
00:57:10Um...
00:57:13Like that.
00:57:17Um, you should probably
00:57:19get started.
00:57:20I probably should.
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:22I'm gonna...
00:57:23I'm gonna wait outside.
00:57:24Be my guest.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26Bye.
00:57:31Adorable.
00:57:41Enjoying yourself?
00:57:43Doctor.
00:57:44Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:57:45Of course.
00:57:45We'll begin shortly.
00:57:46You can wait outside.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50If you need anything,
00:57:51just...
00:57:51yell for me.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:03Boss.
00:58:04You married someone
00:58:05out of the blue?
00:58:06Feels a little impulsive.
00:58:08Even for you.
00:58:09No.
00:58:10It's not impulsive.
00:58:12Actually, she's...
00:58:14I don't know.
00:58:14She's...
00:58:15Interesting.
00:58:19Anyways,
00:58:20what'd you find?
00:58:21Mrs. Reed has been working
00:58:22as a designer
00:58:23at Nova.
00:58:24Her ex
00:58:25cheated on her
00:58:26with his boss,
00:58:27Candy Ashford.
00:58:28Miss Ashford's
00:58:30been making her life
00:58:30hell ever since.
00:58:32Just last week,
00:58:34she killed
00:58:35Mrs. Reed's proposal,
00:58:36said it wasn't
00:58:36feminine enough.
00:58:39Bye, Nova.
00:58:41Make Claire
00:58:42the new design director.
00:58:44Wait, seriously?
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Look,
00:58:47our marriage may have
00:58:48a deadline,
00:58:49but she's still my wife.
00:58:52Anyone mistreating
00:58:53my wife is mistreating me.
00:58:55I'm just dead, sir.
00:58:57Now,
00:58:57go get the car ready.
00:58:58We have to go meet Mom.
00:59:00Captain.
00:59:08Hello?
00:59:09Mr. Reed,
00:59:10the procedure went smoothly.
00:59:11We'll know in four weeks
00:59:12if it was successful.
00:59:13Oh,
00:59:14wonderful.
00:59:21so much,
00:59:22Mr. Reed.
00:59:23I might actually
00:59:24get to be a mom now.
00:59:26Of course.
00:59:28But,
00:59:28um,
00:59:29you know,
00:59:30we are married now.
00:59:32You are my wife.
00:59:34Call me Ethan.
00:59:36Fake wife.
00:59:39Remember?
00:59:41Right.
00:59:43So,
00:59:44Ethan,
00:59:46you've done your part.
00:59:47When do I get to do mine?
00:59:48Right now.
00:59:50We're about to go meet
00:59:51my mother.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:58Mother,
01:00:00this is
01:00:01my wife,
01:00:03Claire.
01:00:03Claire,
01:00:04my mother,
01:00:05Nora.
01:00:06Nora,
01:00:07it's so lovely to meet you.
01:00:09Hi.
01:00:10Hi.
01:00:16Oh,
01:00:17sweetie.
01:00:18I've been looking forward
01:00:19to this for so long.
01:00:21And you rascal.
01:00:22So this is why
01:00:23you kept dodging
01:00:24all my matchmaking attempts.
01:00:27Uh,
01:00:28yeah,
01:00:28I'll explain that eventually.
01:00:31Of course.
01:00:32Wouldn't want to ruin
01:00:33your wedding night.
01:00:35Come,
01:00:36Byron.
01:00:37They have a mission.
01:00:38Making me a grandchild.
01:00:41Don't have too much fun.
01:00:44No.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:47Oh my god.
01:00:50It's my mother.
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:58Sorry for driving here
01:00:59without having a chance
01:01:00to pack.
01:01:09This should do for now,
01:01:10right?
01:01:11Thanks.
01:01:12Of course.
01:01:16I'll
01:01:16go and
01:01:17make something to eat.
01:01:20Make yourself at home.
01:01:28Oh my god.
01:01:29Even his
01:01:30cologne
01:01:31is perfect.
01:01:32I mean,
01:01:32my knees
01:01:33are actually weak.
01:01:35Too bad
01:01:35it's just temporary.
01:01:37Three months
01:01:37and that is it.
01:01:39God.
01:01:39Get a grip.
01:01:40What am I doing?
01:01:43Uh,
01:01:44what are you making?
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:52I'm
01:01:53lying in your
01:01:54arms.
01:01:55I see everything
01:01:57that we could
01:01:58please.
01:01:59Oh,
01:01:59I'm
01:02:00making
01:02:02somethings.
01:02:03True.
01:02:08Oh my god.
01:02:10I just got
01:02:10promoted.
01:02:11Design director,
01:02:12I start tomorrow.
01:02:13Oh my god.
01:02:14Oh my god.
01:02:16Oh shit.
01:02:17I am so sorry.
01:02:18I did not do that.
01:02:19No, no, no.
01:02:19It's fine.
01:02:20No, really.
01:02:20It's...
01:02:23Oh, Claire.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:26Claire, be careful,
01:02:27please.
01:02:27No, it's fine.
01:02:28There's just a huge
01:02:28thing that I'm talking about.
01:02:29No, Claire,
01:02:29you don't under...
01:02:30Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:32Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:33Oh.
01:02:39Careful, Claire.
01:02:41You are
01:02:42playing with fire,
01:02:44Mrs. Reed.
01:02:46Holy shit.
01:02:47Yep.
01:02:48Definitely hard.
01:02:50And
01:02:50definitely huge.
01:02:52Oh jeez.
01:02:53I'm...
01:02:54I, um...
01:02:54No, it's fine.
01:02:55Really.
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:03That body should come
01:03:04with a warning label.
01:03:16I don't know.
01:03:31you made this mess you clean it up uh where are you going oh i'm just gonna go take a
01:03:40cold shower
01:03:41you know put out the fire you started
01:03:50oh my god if i'm the new design director candy better start packing up her desk
01:04:05i can't wait yeah what's going on here waiting for the new ceo
01:04:12obviously nova got bowed out yesterday word is his rich young and single i call dips
01:04:19oh claire don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with rider maybe you could try your luck with the
01:04:27new ceo lots of old money there with a face like that land the ceo please what are you gonna
01:04:34do
01:04:35sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself i don't need to trap anyone rider unlike you
01:04:43i offer value all on my own oh please you have been so heartbroken you can't even manage
01:04:50a rebound what are you expecting immaculate conception
01:04:54i don't need divine conception and for all you know i'm already pregnant
01:05:00please
01:05:13welcome to nova mr reed
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