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00:01.
00:05Previously on Below Dick, Down Under.
00:07Oh, I'm ready.
00:08Oh, wow.
00:09That's my wife.
00:10Not tonight.
00:12My stupid little pea brain sits there and goes,
00:14what would it be like if I married Jenna?
00:18Oh, you and Eddie are doing it, all right?
00:20Oh, whatever.
00:21It's definitely not a person I would normally be with.
00:24Any time you want to come to the master cabin, I'll be there.
00:30I don't want to leave you on to say that it's going to be something afterwards
00:35because I just don't see it happening.
00:39I'm sick of you pot stirring.
00:41I'm sick of you complaining.
00:43I want team player.
00:44Daisy, I do need to have a chat with you about something.
00:46Head of department, Mike.
00:48No.
00:49I'm the only person in this department.
00:51If I asked Jenna to come outside and do a job on the deckhand,
00:54she couldn't do it.
00:55Take that smoke off your face and it really pisses me off.
00:59Okay.
01:00I do things to help you, so please don't shoo me like I'm a dog.
01:04Daisy, I think we're done here.
01:05Yeah.
01:07This whole getting Ellie to back you up.
01:10First time in my life I've seen Jessica.
01:12Don't give a if he's not here.
01:13You need to keep your radio on you.
01:15You .
01:16Just everyone have a go at Ben, would you?
01:18You can pick up the tab, send me the bill.
01:20Brilliant.
01:22Love this conversation.
01:37That's such bull .
01:39That's wise.
01:41He does what he always does.
01:42He deflects and blames everybody else.
01:44You don't get to hear the hard truth and walk off like that.
01:47Like I'm the bad guy.
01:49I'm like.
01:49You're not the bad guy.
01:50What can I do better?
01:52Nothing.
01:53Okay.
01:54Honestly, based on everything I see.
01:57I was quite taken back by the animosity towards me.
02:02For me, it's not personal.
02:04I can call you out and still want the best for you.
02:06Ben is a great chef, but we can always do better.
02:09And it's my job to demand excellence in all areas, including the galley.
02:13I feel like a sucker.
02:15They are building a unison against me.
02:20What I want is people to feel good.
02:22You don't have to please everyone.
02:24And let me tell you something.
02:26I'll support you throughout.
02:27I promise.
02:29It's going to be really hard.
02:30Well, I can see you coming off on top.
02:33People.
02:34Not.
02:35That sounded terrible.
02:42Shall we go?
02:42Yes.
02:43Let's go.
02:44Yes!
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48This is awesome.
02:49Wow.
02:50Wow.
02:51There's a bonfire and everything.
02:59All right.
03:00Fine.
03:01Bastards.
03:03We're going to the lagoon.
03:07Margarita.
03:08Are you going to get this one to see this?
03:09All right.
03:09Yes!
03:10Yes!
03:13Your dinner was good.
03:14You want the D alibi, Ben?
03:15Yeah.
03:16What we thought?
03:17I am coming into my place.
03:19That is wild.
03:20What happened when I was gone?
03:21I almost went off with Mike.
03:24Why?
03:24About what?
03:25He kept on instigating.
03:26He made a sign for himself saying H.O.D.
03:29I mean, he kept on holding it up the entire f***ing life.
03:33I'm telling you now, look back in ten years' time and you will be so much more successful
03:37and so much more happier than he is.
03:39Yeah.
03:41Whatever.
03:42Woo!
03:42Ben!
03:44Did you miss us?
03:45Yeah.
03:45It's so good to see you.
03:47How was it?
03:48I don't like him.
03:49I don't like you.
03:50Did they go after you?
03:52Yes.
03:52I knew it.
03:53Did you?
03:54I could sense the coming.
03:57He's a snake.
04:02A dinner.
04:04Why were you guys dingling me when I came back to the bathroom?
04:07You don't understand where everyone else is coming from.
04:09Why wouldn't you take my side?
04:10I have taken your side, Ben, all the time.
04:13I have.
04:13As a friend, I would always be there for you.
04:16And we are friends.
04:18Always.
04:18Cool.
04:19I just, I've been through a lot.
04:20Stop thinking everyone's against you, Ben.
04:22Take my word, I'm not against you.
04:25I've basically been betrayed by f***ing every person in my f***ing life.
04:30All my friends, all my girlfriends, my ex-fiancee.
04:34It's hard.
04:34I mean, I have trust issues.
04:36I think I attract that, though.
04:38I think I attract people that betray me.
04:44Well, then shut it.
04:45You shut it f***ing out.
04:47You f***ing shut it.
04:49No, no, you f***ing shut it.
04:50Oh.
04:50All right.
04:51Are you sweet?
04:52How about that?
04:52Have you got a pen and paper?
04:54A pen?
04:55Please.
04:55I want to go up with the title.
04:57Put it on your finger.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Can you write it on?
04:59Yeah, of course I can.
05:00What are you getting tattooed on your forehead there, Ben?
05:02Head of department, mate.
05:04Here's your day.
05:04Here's your day.
05:06Here's your day.
05:06It's like, idiot.
05:09It's not funny.
05:10It is funny.
05:11It's not funny.
05:11Stop f***ing smiling.
05:12Mikey, Mikey, stop it, because you are being a dick to her.
05:15You are winding her up.
05:16I don't like seeing Jenna upset whether we are together or not.
05:22F***ing asshole.
05:23Am I upset still?
05:24100%.
05:25Do I still really care for her?
05:27110%.
05:27If it makes you feel bitter, I did just call him out.
05:30I don't think you guys actually realise how bad he is.
05:34F***ing twat.
05:35That's what he is.
05:36Mike, the new head of department.
05:39Hear me out.
05:40No, I'm not.
05:42I'm not entertaining.
05:43No, no, no.
05:44Come back here, please.
05:47I'm just going to get in the water.
05:49That's the easiest way to hide away from stuff.
05:51You just get in the water.
05:53Hey.
05:54It's a bit much.
05:55It's, like, not jokes, not funny.
05:58And it's so toxic.
06:00But you will never command the respect that you do.
06:04By the way, Ben told me he likes you.
06:10You guys spoke for me, huh?
06:13Yeah, we spoke about you.
06:15Why is he sweating?
06:18You are.
06:19You are.
06:20You are.
06:21Hey, listen.
06:22I wanted to just say from the heart, OK?
06:26I'm sorry that I was defensive earlier.
06:28All right?
06:28I really appreciate it.
06:30I always have your back.
06:31I know you do.
06:32I love you, all right?
06:35All of the HODs here are used to running things,
06:38so it's hard to put our egos aside.
06:39I'm really glad that Ben can take accountability for this
06:42because I want to move forward
06:43and just smash out the rest of the season.
06:46You're my favorite Chiefs crew ever.
06:50You're one of my favorites.
06:52One of my, you.
06:54One of them.
06:55Come on, mate.
06:56Come on.
06:56You're the only one who saw me sitting here
06:58and made an effort to see me.
07:00Does it matter?
07:01Do you want to make a face up?
07:03Idiots.
07:04The loss of them.
07:06Are you OK?
07:07I'm great.
07:08OK, good.
07:09I have a great night.
07:11It has been good.
07:12You shouldn't like me.
07:14No, you're a part of it.
07:16Really?
07:17Of course.
07:17Getting to know you has been different.
07:20See, you fancy me.
07:23Yes.
07:24If we were to cuddle, do we go into your room or mine?
07:27Yeah.
07:30Eddie.
07:30What's up?
07:31Come on, I'm going to come up with you, bro.
07:33A little bit fed up with just constantly feeling like
07:36I get made out to be the villain every time.
07:38Yeah.
07:39I'm going to wind her up, obviously.
07:40That's between you and her.
07:42She needs to learn to grow up.
07:43Can we get the out of here?
07:46And do what?
07:46I don't know.
07:47I go on something.
07:48Chill.
07:49We need to tidy this up because Captain Jason
07:51will have a cry in the morning about this.
07:54Should we go back to the boat, ladies?
07:55Yeah.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Let's go.
07:57What are you like in relationships?
07:59I'm so traditional.
08:00I'll never ever, like, date somebody if I'm not going to marry them.
08:04Of course I have flings and whatnot.
08:07You know what I mean?
08:08There's nothing wrong with that.
08:09It's just a very mature attitude.
08:10I like that.
08:11It's a tricky situation with Ben because I just broke things off with Eddie.
08:16But the truth is, I do like Ben.
08:19And he clearly likes me, too.
08:22Yay!
08:23We're home!
08:25I think you're an old soul or something.
08:26You're such an old soul.
08:28Do you reckon Ben and Jenna have stayed there?
08:31I don't know if they're back there.
08:32Good for them, man.
08:33Good for them.
08:36Um, we should go back to the boat.
08:38Yeah.
08:39What's up?
08:42Go and check the jigsaw thing.
08:43And look at me.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Yeah, okay.
08:45I'll grab my shoes.
08:47I'll get over.
08:48Oh!
08:49Oopla.
08:51What the **** are they doing?
08:54Eddie's my boy.
08:55And Jenna is playing Eddie so well.
09:00It's pretty obvious, and everyone knows that.
09:02But he is stuck in this love bubble.
09:04And I just don't think that Eddie can say that.
09:06Me and you need to have a chat.
09:08About what?
09:09It's not good.
09:10Here, here, sweetie.
09:11That's me.
09:13Night, ladies.
09:14Love you.
09:14Good night.
09:15Thank you for having us seeing things.
09:16Go on.
09:17Just say it.
09:18Jenna has been cracking up with Ben tonight.
09:21Ben?
09:22Yeah.
09:22What?
09:23Kissed?
09:24I don't know how far it went, but they're not back yet tonight.
09:29Ben of all people, I don't get it.
09:32Oh.
09:35I don't get what he's got.
09:37I don't see it.
09:39I'm really ****ing just annoyed and frustrated,
09:42and it's all just boiling up on me right now.
09:45You're a good person, Eddie.
09:47You're a good person.
09:47You're a good person.
09:48Oops.
09:50Are you getting into kidding me?
09:51I don't know you.
09:53Maybe if you are.
09:55I miss his time to go to bed, buddy.
09:57You know I feel bad.
09:59Why?
10:01Oh ****.
10:01Yeah, yeah.
10:08Yeah.
10:08Yeah, yeah.
10:10Yeah, you can do this.
10:11Absolutely.
10:12**** it.
10:13Go after yourself, Eddie.
10:17I'm going to propone to be a good guy.
10:19I'm ****ing so...
10:42I'm going to get my drink, and then I'll go upstairs.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Daisy, glass of wine?
10:51Yeah.
10:52What if you want a drink?
10:53Like, could we...
10:57Um...
10:59I have a dear.
11:00Yeah.
11:02There he is.
11:03Oh, thank you.
11:05Can you get me a drink?
11:06Oh, mate.
11:06Please.
11:07Yeah.
11:08I'm going to let you guys sort out the drinks.
11:10I got it.
11:10I got it.
11:10We're here.
11:11Goodnight.
11:14What the ****?
11:17Um...
11:17I know, fine fact, Ben has the hots for Jenna.
11:20It's obvious.
11:22Mike actually is head of...
11:24The cock-blocking society that beholds me.
11:27Sorry, Jenna.
11:29Not this time.
11:32Did you get it?
11:33Oh, yeah.
11:34**** sakes, mate.
11:36You look cute, by the way.
11:37That's peacock fitters.
11:39Yeah.
11:40I'm going to bed.
11:44Everything.
11:45I just want to **** chill.
11:49****.
11:50You know why I need to deal with you?
11:53I am a jaded woman.
11:55I've been scorned.
11:56But until I do find something serious,
11:58I am fully open and willing to have some fun.
12:02And I'm curious.
12:03I don't know.
12:03Maybe he's a great kisser.
12:05Like, let's go and find out.
12:07Who's hella?
12:10Yes.
12:10I just want to be around.
12:18Hey, hey, goodnight.
12:20Goodnight.
12:39I feel so scared.
12:42I feel like a lot of kids.
12:44It's real.
12:45It's real.
12:45It's real.
12:45It's real.
12:46It's real.
12:46Yeah, Ellie, make it upset.
13:00Crack it, matey.
13:01What's up, Dwight?
13:02Last night was a really good chat with Daisy and a cuddle.
13:05But it's not the point.
13:06Oh, did you?
13:07Shut the **** up.
13:07Did you kiss her?
13:09No.
13:10I actually didn't sleep because she snored the entire night.
13:13Good morning.
13:14Here we go.
13:15Hello.
13:16I think you're Mike.
13:18The way you're moving around.
13:20Bit stubby.
13:21Got that kind of elf look about you.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Looking for a sunblock.
13:27Jenna.
13:28Where did you say last night?
13:30In my own bed.
13:31What happened with you and Bella?
13:33Okay, me and Bella.
13:34Is there any sunblock down here?
13:36Er...
13:37Yes.
13:38Here you go.
13:42That was nice for you.
13:48This is exactly what I was afraid of, but it's not for Eddie to make me feel bad.
13:54I am single and I can talk and chat to whoever I want.
13:59I'm gonna stop wiping down.
14:05Morning.
14:05Morning.
14:09Jenna.
14:11Aw.
14:12Hi.
14:12It's a country omelette.
14:15I appreciate that.
14:16Yeah.
14:18Dry.
14:18Pretty good.
14:19I really hope they make carbonara for lunch.
14:21Oh, let's ask Jenna to ask Ben.
14:24Jenna, why is she upset for?
14:26Because she just took your bait.
14:28Is this all about the head of department thing?
14:29I think so.
14:30How can people take that seriously?
14:32Come on.
14:33It was silly banter, but you took her too far and you need to learn to stop.
14:36Do you want me to be honest about one thing?
14:38I think you should have got given seconds to.
14:41Don't wind me up, Mikey.
14:43Don't.
14:44Woo!
14:46You look so happy and I love that.
14:49I am.
14:52Hey, Ali.
14:53Hey.
14:54I just want you to know I stayed in Joi's room last night.
14:58Nothing happened.
14:59Okay.
14:59It's okay.
15:00No worries.
15:01Okay.
15:02I just wanted to be transparent because I didn't want you to feel like...
15:06No.
15:10Okay.
15:10I'm okay.
15:11Yeah.
15:12I'm just going to dry my hair.
15:14You know, he's going after Daisy.
15:15Like, of course you are.
15:16This is the guy you are, obviously.
15:19He's a trash can.
15:20I mean, I don't give a about you.
15:21So do whatever the hell you want.
15:23Did you feel nice?
15:24I did, yes.
15:25I had a great time.
15:26It was fun.
15:27Yeah.
15:28The windows are pretty bad.
15:29Looking at them from the inside along here, definitely.
15:32Super Sue.
15:33No, no, no, no.
15:34Alicia said she would be a better second Sue.
15:36off.
15:36I never said that.
15:38You're going to give a **** off on Mike's nose because everything is bullshit.
15:41That is not ****ing funny.
15:42You just actually don't know your place anymore.
15:45You need to eat some ****ing humble pie.
15:47Here to all day, remember.
15:49Here to all day.
15:52Mike, actually just, you know what?
15:54**** off.
15:55You shouldn't be here.
15:56You don't deserve to be here.
15:57You think you can crack up.
15:58Who's got the MVP?
15:59I don't give a **** that you have an MVP.
16:02I actually don't.
16:03But what is that saying?
16:05Because why?
16:05I don't give a flying ****.
16:07Why would you stop trying to start watching Jenna and I?
16:09Go get the ****ing bedding.
16:11Who is Daisy?
16:12Well, do you know what annoyed is the most?
16:13I don't care.
16:14It's how much **** is feeding Eddie.
16:15I don't actually care anymore.
16:16I just want to do my job so I can go to bed.
16:18Daisy, I can't work with Mike anymore.
16:22What happened?
16:23He just, like, instigated something now again.
16:25He's like, Alicia would be a better second Sue than you.
16:28He goes, yeah, and you remember, don't talk to me like that because I'm ****ing
16:33joke.
16:33Like, really, pissing me the **** off.
16:37Alicia, I want to apologise to you.
16:38Thank you very much.
16:39I appreciate that.
16:40But what I said was true.
16:42Mike.
16:42Yeah?
16:43What did I say about winding people up?
16:45I haven't said anything.
16:46You're not winding Jen up?
16:47No, my word for word was, like, I'm the Dexter.
16:51I've got the head of the department.
16:52Okay, you're working till 9pm tonight.
16:53Okay, you can get off the boat.
16:56We'll see about that.
16:58Excuse me.
16:59What did you just say to me?
17:00I said I'm not working till 9pm tonight.
17:02Okay, you can get off the boat.
17:03Get off the boat.
17:06Get off the boat.
17:08Get off the boat.
17:08You can get off the boat.
17:16Get off the boat.
17:18That's fine.
17:18I will.
17:22Just turn off the news.
17:28Oh, children.
17:30Everyone's so touchy.
17:31Jesus Christ.
17:33What happened?
17:34Mike.
17:35He was winding Jenna up and I said,
17:37you're working till 9pm and he said,
17:38we'll see about that.
17:39And I said, get off the road.
17:40Yeah, that's not acceptable.
17:42It is super common in yachting for people to come in,
17:45think it's a vacation,
17:45take a couple of photos through social media.
17:48And unfortunately, Mike is one of those people.
17:51Surprise, it's not all fun and games here.
17:53I hope you got some great photos out of it,
17:55but don't let the passerelle hit you on the way out.
17:58Jason, Jason, Daisy.
17:59Can I meet you in the bridge?
18:01Copy.
18:15Hey, I beat my fish.
18:17How's your morning?
18:18Mike is currently kicked off the boat.
18:21Why, what'd he do?
18:22Yesterday I said, Mike, please don't wind anyone up.
18:25And this morning, he's at it again.
18:27So I said, you're working till 9pm.
18:30As I was walking out the door, he goes,
18:33I won't be working till 9pm.
18:35I said, get off the boat.
18:36So this is where we're at.
18:39Sounds like you've handled this professionally.
18:41Respect is not there and there's a history of it.
18:44So I'm not allowed to talk while I'm working.
18:46Well, you're not working, you're just talking.
18:48You don't need to get wound up about it.
18:49I'm here to work, mate.
18:51Just you pick up a hoover.
18:52I'm not happy.
18:53I'm sick of you pot-stirring.
18:55I'm sick of you complaining.
18:57I'm here to guide you, but now stop with the egos.
18:59It's all fun and games until it's not anymore.
19:02If anyone's not happy with you, you will be fired.
19:06If he cannot see that after several times being told,
19:09you learn from the school of hard knocks.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Joelle, Joelle.
19:12Do you want to go get Mike?
19:14Tell him to come to the bridge.
19:15Copy.
19:18He's had enough chances.
19:19All right, boy.
19:20You OK to come on board?
19:21Yeah, of course, yeah.
19:22Sometimes lessons have to be learned.
19:24They're hard, boy.
19:25This is unacceptable.
19:26I will not tolerate disrespect to my HODs.
19:30What a day.
19:32Yeah, I'm just getting there.
19:33Stewy hair quickly.
19:36Mike, take a seat, mate.
19:39I've had the full story from Daisy.
19:42And what it's come down to is disrespectful to your team leader.
19:47OK.
19:48Look, you've been given the warnings.
19:49There is a toxicity on board and you're at the source.
19:52Daisy and Joelle have done everything possible to help you flourish here.
19:56You think this is a bit of a joke.
19:57I won't tolerate it.
19:59I need you to leave the boat today.
20:01I'm sending you home.
20:05I apologise, Daisy, for how this whole season's been, to be honest, from start to finish.
20:10And I've used entertaining me as a release.
20:14That's how I really feel.
20:16Thank you. I appreciate the apology.
20:18Yeah, of course.
20:19Joelle, do you want to look after Mike and make sure he gets off?
20:29This isn't the first time I've been sacked.
20:31For being the class clown, for being the jogger, for wanting to entertain.
20:35The thing is, I can never change who I am.
20:38Oh, God. What a day.
20:39Hey, I'm proud of you.
20:41You're not taking that s***, you know?
20:42We're all behind you.
20:44What a journey.
20:45We're going to work hard in the next, Joelle.
20:49I think Mike just got fired.
20:51Really?
20:51Oh, yeah, he's packing his bags right now.
21:03Hey.
21:04Hey.
21:05I love you, mate.
21:08Dude, I'm going to miss you, man.
21:09You know that, right?
21:10Yeah, I mean, to me, everything was just too serious,
21:12and I'm not a serious person, and that's the problem.
21:14At the end of the day, I've had a fantastic time.
21:16Yeah, exactly.
21:17I've enjoyed every moment being here with everyone,
21:20and I want to let everyone know, like, none of this was personal.
21:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:23None of this was personal.
21:24I know that.
21:25Personally, I don't think I did anything wrong.
21:27You're joking.
21:29I actually think I was perfect.
21:31Well, I'm going to leave the conversation on high.
21:34Have a good time, Mikey.
21:35I love you lots.
21:36Right, mate.
21:36You got everything, then?
21:37Yeah.
21:38I'm sad.
21:39It's been a pleasure, buddy.
21:40Just keep being you, mate.
21:42See you, buddy.
21:43That s**t sucks.
21:45Where's Mike?
21:46Did you hear what happened?
21:47No.
21:48Oh, I kicked him off the vows.
21:50Have you not heard this?
21:51No!
21:55I'm sorry, I'm just working.
21:56Yeah.
21:57I'm sorry.
22:11Yeah.
22:11Coffee.
22:11Coffee.
22:15Charter 7!
22:16Yeah!
22:17Whoa!
22:18Here we go, guys.
22:19We're going to have to put a lot of effort in.
22:21We're a crew member down.
22:22I do have CVs.
22:24They might be here mid-charter, and it may only be interior.
22:28Okay.
22:29We're going to have to roll with that.
22:31We've got to bring the energy.
22:33Okay.
22:34Sujay and his wife, Brenna, are taking their group of friends and his parents on this trip.
22:52Well, Brenna and I met probably about 11 years ago, and I think it was, for me at least,
22:58there was an instant connection.
23:00What do you think that was good?
23:01It's a good workout.
23:02I'm tired.
23:04Jose pushed us hard.
23:05I started thinking about a career in medicine from early days of my life.
23:09My father is a family doctor.
23:11All right.
23:13Hello.
23:14Hi.
23:14Hi.
23:15What are you guys up to?
23:16We are at the gym.
23:18So, Brenna and I wanted to invite you and Mom on a mega yacht in...
23:24What?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Nice to meet you.
23:28My parents have done everything for me.
23:31Dad could have had all kinds of stuff.
23:33Being a doctor, he could have had a nice car, he could have been on trips, but he refused
23:37all of that.
23:38His focus was, let me educate my kids.
23:40I don't think they've ever had such an opportunity to have this type of luxurious experience.
23:48Joining them are friends, Emily, Anson, Mike and Kim.
23:52And Sujay's parents, Vinod and Jay Sheree.
23:55The group coming with us, we're all in the medical field, all physicians.
23:58But we are also kids at heart and we do have fun.
24:02The group would like an 80s themed evening with a dinner filled with creative cuisine to
24:06excite their pilots.
24:07Okay.
24:08Thank you very much.
24:09I'm gonna get into my bikini.
24:18I'm finishing this.
24:20Good.
24:22Top of days.
24:24Did you know that you could spend the night in your room?
24:26I know.
24:27I thought of you.
24:28Yeah.
24:28When I heard that, but...
24:30But I don't care.
24:32I'm f***ing over it.
24:33I have to send video, Diane.
24:35I'm so tired.
24:36Are you gonna invite me to cuddle?
24:39You liked that last night, right?
24:40I like it.
24:41Of course I did.
24:42Yeah.
24:42They're all over each other.
24:44That is weird.
24:45Their arms in places I don't understand.
24:48That's not good.
24:50Guys, how are we?
24:52God, I'm tired.
24:53I'm gonna go to bed.
24:54They keep trying to f***ing convince me to stay up there.
24:56I'm like, no.
24:56Who is?
24:57Joao and Jenna.
24:58They're looking for you.
25:01They didn't need to look in the galley.
25:04I think, personally, she would, hopefully, rather be with me than with Joao in a hot tub.
25:12That's just what I would prefer.
25:14Okay, I'm putting the preference sheets up.
25:15They're asking me.
25:16They don't give a f***.
25:17That's the problem.
25:18There are lines.
25:19There are borders.
25:20There's lines in the f***ing sand, Daisy, right?
25:24I think you got so serious with Eddie so quickly.
25:27Yeah.
25:27And it was the same as you now.
25:29She took it that way.
25:30I know.
25:30Very.
25:31Who's in the hot tub?
25:32Jenna and someone.
25:34And Joao.
25:36Who are you?
25:36It's pretty vulgar, isn't it?
25:38She won.
25:38A pile of garbage.
25:40Congratulations.
25:41Two snakes.
25:46Do I look like the bad person for doing what I'm saying?
25:49No.
25:50Just do what you want to do, but do it with respect.
25:55Can't do anything right, man.
25:59Give up.
26:01Give up.
26:01I don't want anything serious, but I got to know Daisy.
26:04And regardless of what happens.
26:06Just smile.
26:07Hello, Wiggy.
26:07There you go.
26:08No, actually, go back down and get me another one.
26:11Hi, Wiggy.
26:14Hi.
26:15What?
26:16What?
26:16Why are you doing that?
26:17What's going on?
26:18I'm absolutely baffled by relationships right now.
26:22I've learned people generally will let you down.
26:25Jenna's meant to like me, and Joao's meant to be my friend.
26:28I'm bloody confused by it.
26:30What's wrong with you?
26:31We don't know.
26:32Have we done anything wrong?
26:34No.
26:37Oh, hey, pumpkin.
26:41What did I miss when I was napping?
26:43All right.
26:43Where do I begin?
26:45So, Joao, Daisy, and Jenna were in the hot tub.
26:50Daisy leaves, and they were all in my turn.
26:54Like, over an hour.
26:56That's crazy.
26:58By the way, I don't trust her.
27:01She keeps coming to her cabin and talking about it to Daisy.
27:04Like, she was thinking, like, saying what?
27:07I'm not gonna get into details.
27:09She's nasty.
27:09It's disrespectful all the way she comes across.
27:12She's so broke.
27:13Yeah.
27:14I think she hates you, Alicia.
27:16Like, honestly.
27:18She's a snake.
27:19She's evil to her core.
27:21I promise you, she is evil.
27:36She's a snake.
27:38Don't trust her.
27:39Cool.
27:40Mm-hmm.
27:41That's disappointing.
27:43Are you going to bed?
27:44Yeah.
27:45Yeah?
27:45Yeah.
27:46Yeah.
27:46Yeah.
27:51Right.
27:52I'll see you in the morning.
27:53Good night.
27:54You're going to bed.
27:55Are you?
27:56Yeah, I mean.
27:58By the way, you want to know something funny?
28:00Yeah.
28:00Tommy.
28:00You know, I'm really, like, like, I know a lot of things.
28:05You know that, right?
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:07Like...
28:08Yeah, okay.
28:09Like, I'm...
28:10I know.
28:10Intuitive.
28:11Were you upset when you saw myself and Jenna chilling in the jacuzzi?
28:16It's okay.
28:17Dude, she's an attractive woman.
28:18I think you've misjudged character.
28:21No.
28:21Most of the conversation we had while we sat there was talking about you.
28:25And she likes you, so...
28:27Really?
28:27Yes.
28:29I just...
28:30I need to be very careful about who I f***ing spend time with.
28:36Like, the next girl that I choose, I would like to have a family with.
28:40I already f***ed it up.
28:41I wasted five years of my f***ing life.
28:45Time is so valuable, man.
29:13Okay.
29:15Okay.
29:16Okay.
29:16So, if you wouldn't mind starting in the crew mess, just cleaning that galley area.
29:20And Jenna, if you want to go from top to bottom.
29:24Obviously, we're dying a crew member, which is not ideal.
29:27Jason thinks he's getting someone tomorrow, so...
29:29Oh, really?
29:30Okay.
29:30Either way, I think we'll be fine.
29:32We've done it before.
29:32We can do it again.
29:33Cool.
29:34I think that's it.
29:36We're going to get some energy into ourselves.
29:39It's gone too if you seem depressed.
29:42Are you depressed?
29:44No.
29:44I don't know.
29:45What's wrong?
29:47I just heard something last night.
29:49I'm just like...
29:49What did you hear?
29:51I don't know.
29:52It's just...
29:52I just...
29:53Apparently, whenever you go into the room, that you're, like, bitching about me and stuff.
29:58What?
29:59I thought we were all fine.
30:01Then I was like...
30:02Oh, wait, what?
30:03Have I heard this all wrong?
30:03No.
30:04You two are my favourite.
30:06I love you, part of my team.
30:07I love you as a person.
30:08Don't.
30:08Okay, great.
30:09We're back to being dream team again.
30:10Because, like...
30:11I think it in your head that...
30:13I don't know what you heard about.
30:14No, I know where the I'm getting from.
30:16People need to stop stirring and don't with my girls.
30:19Ali thinks she is so smart.
30:22But I can read people like a book.
30:26Do not with me.
30:28I'm pretty sure that's Ali.
30:29You sure?
30:30Yeah.
30:30She's a stirrer.
30:31I don't want to share a cabin with her.
30:38Here, go into my cabin.
30:40Yes, ma'am.
30:41I need to start thinking about cabins.
30:43Okay.
30:44Because it's definitely a female.
30:45It's you coming.
30:46Okay, we'll shake, Daisy.
30:47No, no, no, no.
30:48Well, you joke.
30:51But...
30:52I'm trying to keep the changes to a minimum.
30:55My suggestion is you and I share.
30:57You move in here.
30:58Ali will move into Eddie's room with the new stew.
31:01I got you.
31:02And Eddie move into Ben's.
31:03Eddie move into Ben's.
31:04And today might be a good day for that to happen.
31:06Perfect.
31:06Perfect.
31:06Because I think she's coming tomorrow.
31:08It's exciting.
31:09It's intimidating.
31:10I'm a little bit nervous.
31:11I'm excited.
31:12Well, I said excited.
31:14Me and you are sharing a cabin.
31:16I think it would be fun.
31:16I have no issues bunking with guys.
31:18I'm so bloated.
31:20Did you fart?
31:21No.
31:22I can smell something.
31:23No.
31:24Daisy.
31:25I am the most unromantic person ever.
31:28Benji.
31:28Yeah.
31:29Change of cabins.
31:30What seems easiest is if I move into Dave's room, Eddie moves into your room.
31:36It's going to be really awkward.
31:38Super Orkies.
31:41Okay.
31:42Then we're not sharing with three people.
31:43I have some news for you mate.
31:45You're moving into Ben's room with him.
31:47For sake with Ben.
31:49When are you doing that?
31:50Soon.
31:51So it's a guy that's coming?
31:52No.
31:53I'm moving in with Ben.
31:54What?
31:55Yeah.
32:00Hey Ben.
32:01Hey, new roomie.
32:02Hey, how you doing mate?
32:03Good.
32:07Brilliant.
32:09Okay, so tomorrow we have a new stew arriving.
32:13She's going to be a stewardess.
32:14But it means I have to figure out cabins.
32:17So Joia is going to move into my room.
32:18You're going to move into this room with the new girl.
32:21Okay.
32:21Okay?
32:21You can get that changed in the next hour.
32:24So it's not chaos during charter.
32:26He's not allowed to touch my robe.
32:30Thanks.
32:31It stinks, eh?
32:34I don't know what the hell is going on with this Daisy and Joia situation.
32:37Now they're moving in together.
32:39It's almost like you're targeting certain things to get a reaction out of me.
32:43I like how you're taking your pillows as well.
32:45Oh yeah, because I made my bed so nicely and everything's clean.
32:49Fair enough.
32:52All right, so those are for like midnight snacks, right?
32:56Right.
32:56Okay, good.
32:58What's up?
32:59Not much, you.
33:00Not much.
33:02I don't know how Daisy, like she pays no attention.
33:05She's like, seems to be really unaware of everything.
33:09Do you know how he did?
33:11No.
33:12She's like gone up to Alicia and been like Daisy and Jenna bitch, right?
33:16It's a very strange thing to say.
33:18She's such a f***ing sh**ster.
33:19When she left, she spent like an hour with Jenna.
33:23Like that.
33:24Do you think we should let Daisy know?
33:26Making a fool out of her.
33:28Like shamelessly flirting with her.
33:32Interrupting something.
33:35Huh?
33:39Um, I'm gonna leave that one with you.
33:41She should know because she can make a decision.
33:44Interesting.
33:51All crew, all crew.
33:52This is a 25 minute warning for guest arrival.
33:55Please get in your wife and be ready in the main salon, please.
33:58Coffee for interior.
34:01Whoa.
34:02Oh my God, guys, it's gorgeous.
34:03The boat looks amazing.
34:06That's what I like to hear.
34:08Hey, roomie.
34:09It's so weird, isn't it?
34:10Yeah, f***ing.
34:13I should probably still knock on the door when I go in.
34:16Sorry.
34:17So, we're ready to go, guys.
34:18Let's go.
34:19We got everyone.
34:20Looking sharp.
34:27Hi.
34:29Welcome to Katina.
34:30I'm Jason.
34:31I'm Sujay.
34:32Sujay, pleased to meet you.
34:33Hi.
34:36Welcome to Katina, everyone.
34:38Daisy will get you on board.
34:39Get you familiar with everything.
34:40Awesome.
34:41Thank you, guys.
34:42You start with the luggage.
34:44It's changed first.
34:45Would you like a glass of champagne?
34:47You're welcome.
34:48Weird.
34:48I need to remind myself which rooms go to.
34:50Oh, hey, neighbor.
34:51Hi, neighbor.
34:51How are you, neighbor?
34:52Cheers.
34:53You do, guys.
34:54Great memory.
34:59Here we have an elevator, which you're more than welcome to use.
35:02I was trapped in an elevator once.
35:04Fell a couple flights on me.
35:07Traditionally, the primary has always stayed in this cabin.
35:11Wow.
35:12This is the best I've seen.
35:14I'm going to stay here.
35:16Love it.
35:17Our deck team, ready to go.
35:19Thank you very much.
35:20Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
35:23Here is the sundae.
35:25Gorgeous.
35:26Oh, it's beautiful.
35:27You can start moving the lines now.
35:29Copy.
35:31Be nice to just have, like, a picture of the group of us before we leave port.
35:35Let's do that.
35:35Before my hair gets wet and I turn into Monica off of Friends.
35:38It's perfect.
35:39All lines are in.
35:41Gorgeous.
35:43You're welcome.
35:44Off clear to swing.
35:46Well done.
35:46Thank you, mate.
35:47Do you guys need help with unpacking anything?
35:50No, I need packing.
35:51Okay, thank you.
35:51Thank you so much.
35:52No use to it.
35:54I love CJ's parents.
35:57Oh.
35:58I think it's because I was very close with my grandparents.
36:01So, like, I just think, oh, people are so cute.
36:04A bit like turtles.
36:05You just want it.
36:06Brilliant.
36:07Well, enjoy the boat like it's your own.
36:09Start making your way to the foredeck to drop the anchor.
36:12Copy.
36:13Making my way forward now.
36:15I have to get my bathing suit on and jump off.
36:17Drop.
36:17Drop.
36:18Drop.
36:21Three shackles in the water.
36:23Copy that.
36:23What a hot day.
36:25Let's move into action.
36:26Set up the stern.
36:27Get that leg over, mate.
36:29Work with me here, love.
36:31Jenna, do you know what's going on with Ben and Ali?
36:33No.
36:33I'm pretty sure I walked in on them this morning,
36:37talking about something,
36:38because I walked in the two of them.
36:39Shut up straight away.
36:40They're in cahoots.
36:41Yeah.
36:42Ben's stupid.
36:43She's smart.
36:46Ladies, slide.
36:47I'll do the slide.
36:47Come on.
36:48Alright, here we go.
36:51Oh!
36:52That was a lot of air.
36:53Wow!
36:53Woo!
36:55Woo!
36:59You can do it!
37:00Yeah!
37:01Well done.
37:02Fantastic.
37:03Jenna, Daisy, can you please start setting up dinner?
37:06It's 80s.
37:07Okay, copy.
37:08You know what, Ben?
37:10Yeah.
37:10I'm kind of proud of myself,
37:12because I had a chance to react to certain things
37:15that have been happening, and I haven't.
37:17Good for you.
37:18Yeah.
37:19Like, this person is here, but, like,
37:21I'm already kind of erasing their existence from my mind,
37:26if you know what I mean.
37:26Mm-hmm.
37:27It's a skill you learn after working...
37:29Yeah.
37:31...at sea for eight years.
37:33It's not easy, is it?
37:35Ellie is clearly slightly obsessed with Zhao.
37:38You should have seen him last night after the hot tub.
37:41You're 30-odd.
37:42It's sad.
37:43Like, I don't even give a .
37:45Go away, loser.
37:47The less you say on boats, the better usually, isn't it?
37:51I'm trying to be nice and friendly,
37:53but this is so f***ing juvenile.
37:55Scrap them.
37:57Move on.
37:58Ellie, let's focus.
38:01Oh, my God.
38:01I had a terrible nightmare last night.
38:03Indeed?
38:04Well, Daisy attacked me in my sleep,
38:06and I was trying to, like, wake up,
38:07and I was like, please, Daisy, no!
38:10Do you have a dinner menu?
38:12I was thinking about just doing a really nice New York strip
38:14with potatoes.
38:16Okay, sweet.
38:18Coming up.
38:18How many on each?
38:19Cool.
38:20Okay, I'm on it, I'm on it.
38:21I'm helping.
38:22But we can all help, that's fine.
38:23Okay.
38:24Thank you, thank you.
38:26Hi.
38:27Yep.
38:28You just grabbed a shrimp out of my hand.
38:30That's my job, Daisy.
38:31That's also my job, to help the chef.
38:33Who does that?
38:33She keeps this s*** up.
38:34I'm telling you she'll be f***ing for it next.
38:45We're celebrating the 80s.
38:47Jelly bracelets.
38:48Our era.
38:49You look like a Ken doll.
38:5180s, here we go.
38:53Oh, yeah.
38:54Oh, my gosh.
38:56Wow.
38:56Amazing decorations.
38:58That was the end.
38:59Portable phones.
38:59Portable phones.
39:00Trimp cocktail.
39:01Very 80s.
39:03Everybody hungry?
39:04Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Yeah, yeah.
39:05The golly guests are starting to sit down.
39:07I'm coming down for service.
39:09Hi, party people.
39:10Beautiful decorations.
39:11Oh, my gosh.
39:12Thank you so much.
39:13Love it.
39:13How many on each?
39:14Four.
39:16Please.
39:17Okay.
39:17I'm on it, I'm on it.
39:18I'm helping.
39:18But we can all help, that's fine.
39:21I was like, oh s***, Daisy got him.
39:24All right, nice.
39:25Oh s***.
39:26Okay, that was.
39:26Okay.
39:27Thank you, thank you.
39:28Bye.
39:30Yep.
39:31Very good.
39:34Who the f*** grabs something out of somebody's hand?
39:37Okay.
39:41Who does that?
39:46Okay, we're good, Daisy.
39:47Okay, great.
39:53Oh, my God, how frizzy is my hair right now?
39:56That was the type of style of hair then.
39:57Oh, yeah.
39:58Oh, I totally crimped it.
40:01For our first course, we have a shrimp cocktail.
40:04Oh, cool.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:05Yeah, that's 80s.
40:06We can cheers with our shrimp.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:09Cheers.
40:09Slates are out.
40:11Nice.
40:13Yeah.
40:15Mm-hmm.
40:1635-year-old s*** boy, what a shame.
40:19Really?
40:20I'm really actually sorry, okay?
40:22Days?
40:23Yeah.
40:23Okay, we're pretty good here.
40:25Okay.
40:25Okay, wiping.
40:26What am I taking?
40:28What am I taking?
40:28New York Strip.
40:30Barnaise.
40:30And pain puree.
40:33Wow.
40:33Nice.
40:34Wow, that's really good.
40:36And me and her are in a fight.
40:38What did she say to you last night?
40:40It was more about Jenna.
40:41She was like, oh, you can't trust Jenna.
40:43She's a snake.
40:45What?
40:46Yeah.
40:47Where was I during this?
40:48Apparently you'd gone to bed.
40:49She obviously has a problem with me and Joelle.
40:52I'm fuming over this.
40:54Please don't say that.
40:54I won't, I won't.
40:55But what the f*** do you think this is?
40:57Days of our lives?
40:58I don't know what that is.
41:01It's actually really good.
41:05Daisy, are you upset with me?
41:07Well, I don't appreciate somebody grabbing shrimp out of my hands during dinner service when I'm trying to howl.
41:13Okay.
41:14Because I was just going to do it faster.
41:16You were going to do it better.
41:17Faster, I said.
41:18Oh, faster.
41:19Okay.
41:19Because you were struggling putting it in from the two sides.
41:22So I was standing on the side and I just put it in.
41:26That's my job to help the chef.
41:29So that's what I did.
41:29That's also my job to help the chef.
41:31We're all a team.
41:32We're all there to help.
41:33Don't grab something out of my hands when we're in the middle of dinner service.
41:37Calm down a little bit.
41:38It's very easy.
41:39You just grabbed.
41:39You just grabbed a shrimp out of my hand during dinner service.
41:43And now you're telling me that it's your job when I was trying to help.
41:46Because you were struggling to put it on the two sides.
41:48So just grab it and put it on the side.
41:49Well, why are you this intense about it?
41:53Oh my goodness.
41:57F***ing glass hiding left, right, f***ing center.
42:01Un-f***ing real.
42:03Chris, she keeps this s*** up.
42:05I'm telling you she'll be f***ing fired next.
42:12Next on Below Deck Down Under.
42:13Holy s***.
42:15Holy s***.
42:15Oh my God.
42:17It's been scary.
42:18Massive.
42:19We got a stewardess.
42:20We couldn't get a deck stew.
42:21Do you know her?
42:22Yeah.
42:22She's a good friend of mine.
42:23She looks like trouble, man.
42:25Whoever you're friends with, you are like them.
42:28There's a rotten apple on board and now we have two.
42:31Listen, it's just too much drama.
42:34I think we should just be friends.
42:35Actually, you know what?
42:36I'd rather just walk away right now.
42:38F***ing idiot, she's insane.
42:41I'm-
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