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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy! Mommy!
10:36Mommy! Mommy!
10:40Mommy! Mommy!
10:43Mommy! Mommy!
10:47Mommy! Mommy!
10:48Mommy! Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heart beats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:21the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:37my mommy and god
15:48myency
15:56this is my favorite
15:59if i will
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal
16:24wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:40you bitch
16:48jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:31the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:45whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time
17:58figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:14back he's just a regular guy after all
18:21i just got to go
18:23he's just a little bit
18:27what i like
18:29i can't
18:42My liege
18:44Have mercy
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter
18:46I swear it
18:47Please spare my life
18:48No problem
18:50Thank you my lord
18:51Thank you for your mercy
18:52Try to remember that in your next life
19:07Enjoying the show
19:17My king
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:20We swear
19:21Listen to me
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:26I will skin you alive
19:28Now
19:29Get the fuck out of my sight
19:31Yes
19:31Yes my liege
19:44My love
19:45Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:58That wild god
20:00Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02But Poseidon
20:03Guy's long gone
20:05Probably fish food in some trench
20:07Right?
20:08Sea god myth
20:09Ancient history
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore
20:23The world's the same as ever
20:26The dead are louder than the living
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is
20:56Tell him to get his ass out here
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this
21:11I'm not wasting it on you
21:13I need a background check
21:19You know who I am
21:20Hades' ace
21:22You crash my spot
21:23You die here
21:46Little fish
21:56Hades' staff
21:57One shot
21:58The sea king
22:00He's real
22:03Hades
22:03You hiding?
22:05Come out
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:09One
22:11Two
22:15Thank the fates
22:17The boss is here
22:23Boss
22:23This bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:33And we all drown
22:34You're done
22:34Get out
22:35In front of Poseidon
22:37Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
23:09My lord
23:10Every resource
23:11Every resource
23:11Every contact
23:12Now
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back
23:15Yes, boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:23Let's hope this time
23:24He doesn't flood the place
23:25Just to make a point
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead
23:35Kid comes with us alive
23:37She's still hurt
23:38Easy pickets
23:39Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch
24:01A forest nymph
24:04Playing happy home mater
24:05Pathetic
24:07Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly
24:13To the stronghold
24:15Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:30Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:49Mommy
24:50You're bleeding
24:51This forest is locked down
24:54Surrender now
24:55I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:59Let my daughter go
25:00No
25:02Mommy
25:02I'm not leaving you
25:14Kids mine
25:15You die
25:19You poisoned me
25:23My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you
25:28From the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:32Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:38You're wounded
25:40Poisoned
25:41Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:48Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:51Dylan wants you dead
25:53But first
25:55But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:11Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:20Lily
26:21Run
26:21Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:36Lily
26:38Lily
26:38Lily
26:45You're
26:47Your hands off her
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Now!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
27:55I'm eating!
27:56I'm eating!
28:05No!
28:08No!
28:11No!
28:13No!
28:13No!
28:21No!
28:22No!
28:23Ah!
28:25Ah!
28:26Ah!
28:28Ah!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh! Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:48You're... not human! Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:04One, two, three!
30:13Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back.
30:43Daddy, be careful!
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:18Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:47Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all wanna come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:22Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece. Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra? The Coastal Legend Monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:31And the Father is here for me.
35:33Why do you know that?
35:33Let's go.
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