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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:30Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:39I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Goddamn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:07Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy. Mommy!
10:36Mommy! Mommy!
10:40Mommy! Mommy!
10:42Mommy! Mommy!
10:47Mommy! Mommy!
10:48Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:10Somebody help!
11:12Help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:55promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:11You...
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients.
13:39Where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful but I...
14:58Daddy! Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26I will.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's Throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Whew!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:10Please.
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again!
16:16And I'll run away with you!
16:17Rickrey, head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:33Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run!
16:50Go!
16:56Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy after all.
18:02He's just a regular guy after all.
18:31You're wrong.
18:34He's still starving.
18:36No!
18:38No!
18:42My liege!
18:44Have mercy!
18:45I didn't know she was yours, I swear it!
18:47Please.
18:48Spare my life!
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord!
18:51Thank you for your mercy!
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon?
20:52Poseidon!
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is,
20:57tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:45You crash my spot.
21:48Little fish.
21:55Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The Sea King? He's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One, two!
22:15Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:23Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon. You're Ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:05Everyone! Drop what you're doing! Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:10Every resource, every contact! Now! Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dillon wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Who are you?
24:11Dillon's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:34Don't you dare touch her!
24:42Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:00No! No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine. You die.
25:20You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:50Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
25:57No!
26:03Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33Ow!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
27:54Run all you want!
28:05Run!
28:07Run!
28:09Run!
28:20Run!
28:50Oh
28:53Daddy don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her. Lily don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:01We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:20Lily turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:27Okay
29:32You are the best
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48You're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean disappear
30:14Okay, Lily, you can turn around now
30:20Daddy what happened to the bad guy? He got so dazzled by how cute you are. He just passed out
30:32Lily stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back
30:43Daddy be careful
30:46Don't worry Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad
30:56That poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03So what I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn you take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily even if I die. I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal you trying to hog the glory
31:36More coming killing one won't save Jack and Lily no choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me this the woman Dylan wants where the kid
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:56Let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:21Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38Refuse and you'll be screaming
32:40End it fast
32:44You in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:52Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
33:52This... can't be
34:18Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us! We're finished!
34:38Don't worry darling, things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you!
34:54Stop saying that Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30How do we have the place?
35:31I love you!
35:35Thank you!
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