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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City,
00:12it's the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Kate Hudson, Noah Kahn,
00:22Christian Hugh Bickey, Comedian, Red Richardson,
00:25and featuring the Legendary Roots Crew.
00:2822, ready, go!
00:30And here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44Hey, hey, hey!
00:45Hey, hey, hey!
00:47Hey, hey, hey!
00:48Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:51Welcome down to this!
00:55Welcome down to this!
01:01Welcome, everybody.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:03Thank you very much.
01:04Enjoy yourself.
01:05Enjoy yourself.
01:06Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:09You're here.
01:12Well, guys, today was Take Your Child to Work Day,
01:15and everyone celebrated, even at the White House.
01:19Today, President Trump went up to a little kid and said,
01:21are you having fun?
01:23And the kid said, I'm Marco Rubio.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:30But are you having fun?
01:32Let's get to some news.
01:33This is big today.
01:34The Trump administration ordered marijuana
01:36to be reclassified as a less dangerous drug.
01:42Yeah, people are excited.
01:44After the announcement, Trump's approval rating skyrocketed
01:47with cashiers at Trader Joe's.
01:50Of course, the president doesn't smoke weed.
01:52Whenever Trump says, let's burn one,
01:54he's talking about the Epstein file.
01:55Oh.
01:56And...
01:59Yep, the White House has reclassified marijuana
02:01as a less dangerous drug,
02:03but they did put out a video warning
02:04about some of the side effects.
02:06Well, watch this.
02:07Marijuana can be medically beneficial,
02:08but there are side effects,
02:10such as slurred speech.
02:12Saudi Arabia and Russia
02:14will repeat...
02:17You talk about foreign aid reforms.
02:19This is not our money.
02:20This is taxpayer money.
02:21Memory loss.
02:22Your father, Herman, is looking down.
02:24He's very proud of you right now.
02:25Oh, he's still alive.
02:26Dry now.
02:2817,000 jobs.
02:31They don't have order.
02:32That's okay.
02:35What?
02:49Japanese manufacturers.
02:50And, of course, the munchies.
02:52Those French fries are really good
02:53when you get them right at it at fat.
02:55This has been a message from the White House.
02:57White Castle.
02:58No, the White House.
03:02Wow.
03:03Stay away.
03:05Some more news from Washington today.
03:07Trump claimed that Iran
03:08doesn't even know who their leader is.
03:12Americans heard and were like,
03:13must be nice.
03:15Hey, listen to this.
03:16The Trump administration
03:17is close to a $500 million deal
03:19to rescue Spirit Airlines.
03:22Now, if the bailout happens,
03:23the government will own 90% of Spirit.
03:26Yeah.
03:27You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
03:28when the layovers become comb-overs.
03:32You'll know Trump owns all Spirit Airlines
03:34when the carry-ons could be
03:35no bigger than Marco Rubio.
03:36Oh.
03:37Get up there.
03:38Get up there.
03:39Are you having fun in there?
03:42You'll know Trump owns Spirit Airlines
03:43when they go even more bankrupt.
03:47Hey, this is going...
03:49This is going viral.
03:50Trump hosted the NCAA champion
03:52Georgia women's tennis team,
03:54and the White House released this photo.
03:56This is real.
03:56Check out this photo.
04:01Trump was like,
04:02all right, now let's try one
04:02with the ladies behind the curtain.
04:06Is that insane?
04:07I don't know.
04:08It's not even funny.
04:09We can't...
04:09That's not even a joke.
04:10It's just craziness.
04:12That's a real photo.
04:13Can I just see that photo again?
04:14Yeah, look at it.
04:14That's real.
04:16It's insane.
04:18What's wrong with the world?
04:19Get the men up front.
04:21Oh, my goodness.
04:22Anyway, some business news.
04:23Apple CEO Tim Cook
04:25is stepping down soon,
04:26and he just said
04:27that his biggest regret
04:28was flubbing Apple Maps.
04:30And you can tell
04:31he really meant it
04:31because he said that
04:32from his car
04:32while floating in the lake.
04:36Yeah, he said Apple Maps
04:37is his biggest regret.
04:38Then everyone who spent $4,000
04:40on the Apple Vision Pro
04:41was like,
04:41you sure about that?
04:43Hey, I read that
04:44the health tech company Whoop
04:46has tripled their valuation
04:47to $10 billion.
04:49In fact, it now ranks
04:50number four
04:51out of all wearable
04:52fitness brands.
04:53But, Jimmy,
04:55your graphic,
04:56I don't see Whoop.
04:58There it is.
05:00Oh!
05:02Whoop there it is!
05:03Whoop there it is!
05:05Whoop there it is!
05:12Whoop there it is!
05:15Wow!
05:18Finally, I heard
05:19that the house
05:20from Scarface
05:20is on sale
05:21for $237 million.
05:24Ooh.
05:25But without the cocaine,
05:26it's 50 bucks.
05:27We have a great show tonight.
05:29Kate Hutchins is here!
05:30Oh, I love Kate Hutchins.
05:32Noah Khan is on the show!
05:36From Survivor,
05:37Christian Hubecki is here!
05:40And we got stand-up
05:41from Red Richardson.
05:42Let's go write some
05:43thank you notes.
05:44Come on, come on.
05:44Come on, come on.
05:45Yeah!
05:47Whoop there it is!
05:49Whoop there it is!
05:50Whoop there it is!
05:52Whoop there it is!
05:52Whoop!
05:53Dang!
05:54It is the end of the week,
05:56and that's usually when
05:57I catch up with
05:57some personal stuff.
05:58I check my inbox,
05:59I return some emails,
06:00and of course,
06:01I send out thank you notes.
06:02And I was running a bit...
06:05Running a bit behind today,
06:07so I thought,
06:07if you guys wouldn't mind,
06:08I'd like to write out
06:08my weekly thank you notes
06:09right now.
06:10Is that okay with you?
06:10Yeah!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Yeah!
06:14James,
06:15can I get some
06:16thank you note
06:16writing music, please?
06:18Whoop,
06:19there he is.
06:21Right there.
06:23Remembering an old joke.
06:25Mmm!
06:27Mmm!
06:31Thank you,
06:32Mother's Day,
06:34for being a nationwide test
06:35to see if Amazon's
06:36same-day delivery
06:37really works.
06:39I forgot.
06:46Thank you,
06:47Arch Floor Lamps,
06:48for always looking
06:50like you're saying,
06:50so what you reading?
06:54Mmm!
06:56Mmm!
06:58Mmm!
07:00Thank you,
07:01Wedding Registries,
07:02for being a convenient way
07:03to show your dearest friends
07:05how much you care
07:06after clicking on
07:07the bottom button
07:08that says
07:08organized from
07:09least to most expensive.
07:12I don't like it that much.
07:15Got a cutting board
07:16on there anywhere?
07:18Did I ever give you
07:18a cutting board
07:19for a present?
07:20I think you did.
07:21I had a phase
07:22where I was giving people
07:23cutting boards.
07:24But it wasn't
07:24a run-of-the-mill cutting board.
07:26No, it was in the shape
07:26of the state
07:27that you were born in.
07:28Yeah, it was in Iowa.
07:30Shape of Iowa.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Do you know where it is?
07:32No, I threw it away.
07:32Okay.
07:33Okay.
07:47Oh, hell no.
07:48That's why I remember
07:48it was in the shape of Iowa.
07:51Fit perfectly in the garbage.
07:52Yeah.
07:55Thank you, CarPlay,
07:56for being a great way
07:57to use GPS,
07:58play music,
07:59and have everyone in the car
08:00read all of my incoming texts.
08:04My biggest regret.
08:06Four, eight, nine,
08:07biggest regret.
08:12Ooh, double blaring.
08:16Thank you,
08:18blenders,
08:18for being like,
08:19here, let me chew that for you.
08:26Ooh.
08:28Thank you,
08:29UPS,
08:30sending photo proof
08:31of a delivery,
08:32for being the only time
08:33it's okay to send
08:34a stranger a photo
08:35of your package.
08:36Oh, yeah.
08:37Oh, yeah.
08:39Hey, whoop,
08:40daddy.
08:41Whoop,
08:42daddy.
08:42Oh, whoop,
08:43daddy.
08:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:49U.S. Mail.
08:55Thank you,
08:56glitter,
08:57for still reminding me
08:58a year later
08:58about that one time
08:59I used glitter.
09:00There you have it,
09:01everybody.
09:01That's right.
09:02Thank you,
09:02and we'll be right back
09:04with Kate Hudson.
09:13Yes.
09:14Okay.
09:15Lion.
09:16You're a lion,
09:17no?
09:21Like Lilo and Stitch?
09:25Ow!
09:33Our first guest
09:35is a two-time
09:37Oscar-nominated actress
09:38who stars in
09:39and executive produces
09:40the comedy series
09:41Running Point.
09:42Season two is out now
09:44on Netflix.
09:45Please welcome
09:45Kate Hudson!
09:48Hi,
10:00I love you!
10:02Come on!
10:03That's right!
10:05Come on.
10:07Standing ovation.
10:08Come on,
10:09they love you.
10:10Who doesn't love you?
10:11We love Kate Hudson.
10:12Welcome back.
10:13Ow!
10:16Happy belated birthday before we even get into the interview.
10:19I'm so old.
10:20Oh, please give me a break.
10:22I love it.
10:22I like getting old.
10:23It's like I really think I'm going to be a great old person.
10:26Really?
10:26Yeah, because I like it.
10:27I don't, you know, because it gets better.
10:29What did you do?
10:29You don't have to care as much.
10:31Did you do any, did you have a rager?
10:33Did you have a party?
10:33I had a crawfish boil.
10:36So you do cool things like that.
10:38I had a beignet cake.
10:39Ooh.
10:41And I got my crawfish in because I have to do that every crawfish season.
10:45That's so fun.
10:45Have you ever had a boil?
10:46It's so fun.
10:47It's the best.
10:48No, I've seen them on TV.
10:50Are you into like.
10:52Yes.
10:52Yeah.
10:53I get, I get dirty.
10:55And they just boil it up and there's corn and sausage and potatoes.
10:58And we just throw it on and music.
11:00That's so fun.
11:01It was the best.
11:02Last time you were here was for, you've been nominated for Golden Globe.
11:06And it was for your fantastic performance in Song Song Blue.
11:09And it was great.
11:11And you were amazing in it.
11:13And there was Oscar buzz in the air.
11:15And then sure enough, you get nominated for an Oscar.
11:18Congratulations.
11:21That's what I'm talking about.
11:24Come on, bud.
11:25I'm so happy.
11:28Everybody loves you.
11:29I'm kind of in the same color.
11:31I'm kind of in that color, too.
11:32We're in like.
11:32With greens.
11:33Greens.
11:33Yeah.
11:34I hear you guys.
11:34You are celebrating with fam.
11:36Is that.
11:37Oh, there is.
11:37Yeah, there's Ryder.
11:38Yeah, there's Ryder and Danny.
11:40And your mom.
11:42Your mom is unbelievable.
11:44Can I just say how she's just iconic.
11:46And I love her so much.
11:48Please tell her hi.
11:49I will.
11:49I love her.
11:50I think about her.
11:51I'm like, dude, Goldie Hawn is unbelievable.
11:53She's the best.
11:54And I realize that every time I call her on FaceTime, she always has some roller in her hair.
11:59I called her today.
12:01And I'm like, what is in your hair?
12:03What's in your hair?
12:04She always puts one of the big Velcro rollers, and she just leaves it in all day long.
12:09I didn't know that people still use rollers anymore, but they do.
12:13Oh, yeah.
12:13Really?
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:15My daughter had.
12:16She bought rollers because we went to HomeGoods, which is the best store.
12:20Have you ever been to HomeGoods?
12:21I know HomeGoods.
12:22Yeah.
12:22It is unbelievable.
12:24Yeah.
12:24It's the weirdest store I've ever been in in my life.
12:27I'm like, honey, do we need a six-foot fork?
12:32It's like weird stuff.
12:35So she got these weird bendy rollers, and so, yeah, she's 11 years old.
12:39Oh, those are the cool rollers.
12:41Oh, really?
12:41And you can sleep in them.
12:42Yeah, she sleeps in them.
12:43Yeah.
12:43And then your hair is really perfectly curly.
12:45She's so into it now.
12:47Yeah.
12:47That's like, how old is she?
12:4812?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Yeah.
12:50That's the age.
12:50She's loving it right now.
12:51But the accolades for you keep coming in, by the way.
12:54I just saw you're on Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People of 2026.
13:00Come on!
13:03You're not stopping.
13:04It's just, it's so fun.
13:05You're not stopping.
13:06I'm so, it's, it's, I was like, wow.
13:09Don't.
13:10Don't stop.
13:11We want more Kate Hudson.
13:13I love it.
13:13And more Running Point, by the way.
13:15Oh, it's so fun.
13:16I'm so happy it's out.
13:16Season two, it's out now.
13:18It's out.
13:19Thanks.
13:19It's a funny show.
13:21Justin Theroux.
13:23Chet Hanks is my dude.
13:24Oh, Chet.
13:25Oh, Chet.
13:25He's coming on.
13:26Chet's coming on next week.
13:27Oh, good.
13:27I have, Chet.
13:28I love him.
13:29I have to tell a Chet story.
13:30I really want to tell this so people know that this happened.
13:34I get this phone call from a friend of mine.
13:37And, and the phone call's like, and I don't know what's happening.
13:39I'm kind of checked out of like the news.
13:41And I get this phone call and he goes, hey, hey, is Chet still stuck in Columbia?
13:47And I was like, I'm sorry.
13:50Like, yeah, he's, he's stuck in Columbia and he can't, he can't leave the country.
13:54This is not the script.
13:55And I'm like, oh, I am in, I'm playing Isla Gordon.
13:57I am in my, I'm in my show.
13:59In your life.
14:00And Chet, oh, and.
14:01He really was stuck in Columbia.
14:02He was stuck in Columbia and he found his way out, I guess, his friend's name.
14:06Because he didn't bring his passport or something.
14:07Yeah, he didn't bring his passport.
14:08It's a very Chet story.
14:10I cannot wait to talk to him about this.
14:11I love it.
14:12It's not part of the script.
14:13It's not his character.
14:14No.
14:14But Chet is stuck in Columbia.
14:15Please bring it.
14:16Please bring it up.
14:16Because it's a funny story.
14:18What is happening with season two?
14:20Season two is basically Justin Theroux's character, Cam, who gave me my job as president, who
14:28used to be the president, comes back into the picture and, you know, kind of throws me off
14:33my game a little bit.
14:34And, and it's just more family dynamics.
14:37Because he wants to take over the basketball team.
14:39Well, I mean, you know, he's sort of kind of gunning for a job, if not his old job back,
14:46you know, and the writing is great.
14:48It's so, it's so funny.
14:50Ike Barinholtz?
14:50Ike, Ike makes an appearance this year.
14:53He's going to be in it.
14:53He's so funny.
14:54He's so, and you know what?
14:55When you're working with people that write the way they do, it's like, it just doesn't
15:00stop.
15:00And it's so fun.
15:01Machine gun comedy.
15:02It's so much comedy.
15:02And Ray Romano.
15:04Ray, oh.
15:05Ray Romano's in this season.
15:07The greatest.
15:08Ray is so great.
15:09I don't feel so lucky.
15:11It's fantastic.
15:12But congrats again on season two.
15:13I want to show a clip.
15:14Here's Kate Hudson in season two of Running Point.
15:16Take a look at this.
15:17He was like seconds from asking me out.
15:19Was he?
15:20Sounds like you were seconds away from offering up your body.
15:22Allie, there was a pregnant pause.
15:23Now I know what that means.
15:26I think it's finally our time.
15:29Hmm.
15:30Okay, that's a very judgy.
15:31Hmm.
15:32You just got out of an eight year relationship.
15:34Have some fun.
15:35I am trying to have fun, Allie.
15:36I'm trying to have fun with Jay.
15:37Ayla, your first post-life hookup needs to be low stakes.
15:40Someone you'll never see again.
15:42You don't like that guy when we were in Vegas.
15:44Or that guy in Cabo.
15:45Or that other guy in Cabo.
15:46Okay, I get the point.
15:47I'm a retired slut.
15:48And it's time for you to get back to the streets.
15:51So please don't text Jay.
15:53Or send him conspiracy reels on Instagram.
15:55Allie, the stinking of the Titanic was not an accident.
15:58There is proof.
15:59Okay, I'm leaving.
16:00That's right.
16:01Kate Hudson, everybody.
16:03Season two of Running Point is out now on Netflix.
16:06Kate and I are playing a fun new game when we come back.
16:09Stick around, everybody.
16:10Come on back.
16:15Thank you for being here.
16:16I have a lot to say.
16:18Do you?
16:19Yeah.
16:20If you haven't watched last night's episode of Survivor yet,
16:24plug your ears.
16:34Welcome back, everybody.
16:36We are hanging out with the one and only Kate Hudson right here.
16:41Now we're about to play a new game called Sound Effect Charades.
16:51All right.
16:52So this is just like charades, except we can't move our bodies
16:55or make gestures to give clues.
16:57We can only make sounds.
16:58So excited.
16:59All right.
16:59No words.
17:00Okay.
17:00No words, no singing.
17:01No, just sounds.
17:03Okay.
17:03Ready to play?
17:04I guess.
17:05Yeah.
17:05Sorry.
17:05Did I make it too serious?
17:06Yeah.
17:06All right.
17:07Here we go.
17:07I'm going to go first.
17:08Let's get 30 seconds on the clock.
17:10Here we go.
17:10Sound Effect Charades.
17:11I'll go first.
17:11Ready?
17:12Wait.
17:12What are the rules?
17:13I'm just kidding.
17:16All right.
17:17It's a movie.
17:18Okay.
17:21Yes.
17:23Okay.
17:24Lion.
17:25You're a lion, no?
17:27Oh.
17:29Like Lilo and Stitch?
17:32No.
17:34No.
17:35Oh.
17:37Oh.
17:39Oh.
17:39You're ramblings.
17:42What is this?
17:44What is this?
17:46Don't make me do it again.
17:48Can't you try something else?
17:49No, I can't.
17:50I don't understand.
17:51All right.
17:52Of course, Jurassic Park.
17:57Oh, man.
17:57I'm going to be bad at this.
17:58I'm going to be bad at this.
18:00I only saw the first one.
18:01No, maybe I'm awful at guessing.
18:03Ooh, that may be.
18:04I broke a sweat on that one.
18:05Okay, my turn?
18:05All right.
18:06All right.
18:06Here we go.
18:07We got this, but we got this.
18:08You can tell me the genre.
18:10Okay.
18:12What's the genre?
18:13I don't know how to...
18:14Okay.
18:14Is it a movie?
18:15It's a TV show.
18:16TV show.
18:16I love TV.
18:17Okay.
18:17Yeah.
18:19Um...
18:24Oh.
18:25Wow.
18:31He did Rivalry.
18:33Oh, yes!
18:34What?
18:35Good.
18:37Good.
18:40Good.
18:40Good.
18:40Wow.
18:41Dude.
18:41I don't know what I am.
18:42That's mental.
18:43Come on.
18:44That's fantastic.
18:44You just, like, you just read my mind.
18:46Wow.
18:47I really did.
18:47You didn't read the sound.
18:48No, I didn't even read the sound.
18:49I jumped in your brain.
18:50That was fantastic.
18:51He did Rivalry.
18:53All right.
18:53Here we go.
18:53Okay.
18:54All right.
18:55Oh.
18:56It's a movie.
18:57It's good.
18:58Yeah.
19:00Hee-hee.
19:02Michael Jackson.
19:03Woo!
19:04Woo!
19:07Woo!
19:09Woo!
19:14Okay.
19:15Okay, ready?
19:15Yeah.
19:15Arr.
19:19Arr.
19:20Pirates of the Caribbean.
19:24I like your pirate.
19:27All right.
19:27Here we go.
19:28I feel like heated rivalry and the pirate were kind of the same.
19:31It's a different ex-hailing.
19:32It's like a pirate rivalry.
19:32Different ex-hailing, yes.
19:34All right.
19:35This is a movie.
19:36Okay.
19:40You're in character.
19:41You're, oh, you're depressed.
19:43Yo, hey.
19:44Oh, no.
19:45That's not the sound.
19:46That's, oh, no.
19:47Oh, ready?
19:47Ready?
19:47Ready?
19:48I got it.
19:48Movie.
19:48Okay.
19:53I mean, Fast and Furious?
19:56Yes!
20:02I'm trying to think of Vin Diesel.
20:03I'm like, oh, I was like Rambo?
20:05I'm trying to think of Vin Diesel.
20:06I couldn't do Vin Diesel's voice.
20:08I'm trying to grunt.
20:09I could do a Vin Diesel grunt.
20:11I thought it was Slice.
20:12No.
20:12Oh, it could be Slice.
20:13Hmm.
20:14Interesting.
20:15Mm-hmm.
20:16Oh, hard.
20:18Ooh.
20:20TV show.
20:20Okay.
20:24Boop, boop, boop, boop.
20:27ER?
20:27Boop, boop, boop.
20:28Boop, boop, boop, boop.
20:29Yes!
20:33You better than here.
20:36That, I could do that all night.
20:37That was really good.
20:38That's a fun game.
20:38This is a fun game.
20:40Oh!
20:41You know what that sound means?
20:42I don't.
20:43No, no one does.
20:45No one does.
20:45There's no idea.
20:46It's the first time we've played these games.
20:47No one does.
20:48It means it's time for the final round.
20:50And for this round, we're going to raise the stakes.
20:52I'll be giving all of the clues.
20:54What?
20:54And you'll be guessing, if you guess, if you can guess five correctly, the entire audience
20:59goes home with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Tonight Doe ice cream.
21:03Ben and Jerry's Tonight Doe ice cream.
21:05Tonight Doe?
21:06The best ice cream in the business.
21:09Oh!
21:10Yum!
21:12Yes!
21:13The best ice cream.
21:17All right.
21:17All you need is five.
21:18All right.
21:20I'm going to work hard for this.
21:21You need five or else 200 people are going to be really mad.
21:24I know.
21:24Sorry.
21:26We got this part.
21:27Okay.
21:28We do.
21:28Ready?
21:29We do.
21:29I got it.
21:30I'm in.
21:30Let's go.
21:31Locked in.
21:31Uh-uh.
21:32Hey-ya-hoo-ya.
21:35They're all people.
21:37Hey-ya-ya-hoo.
21:39The Star Wars.
21:40Hey-ya-ya.
21:41Oh, the Minion!
21:43Minions!
21:43Hey-ya-ya-ya-do.
21:44Oh!
21:45Oh!
21:45Hey-ya-ya-ya-do.
21:48Oh!
21:49Oh!
21:49Hello?
21:51I don't know this movie.
21:53You can pass.
21:54Pass.
21:54All right.
21:55I need my time back.
21:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:00What you're...
22:06Ah, this is Arnold.
22:13Yes, yeah.
22:14Arnold!
22:15Arnold!
22:15Arnold!
22:16Oh, oh.
22:18Oh.
22:20Oh.
22:21Oh.
22:22Oh.
22:23Elvis!
22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:26Ah!
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:29Uh!
22:29Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:34Ray, Ramon.
22:35Yes!
22:35Oh, my God!
22:36That's it!
22:36You got five!
22:37You got five!
22:38That's it!
22:38You did it!
22:39Everyone got home for tonight's show.
22:41I swear.
22:42Trey Hoffman!
22:46Remy Point is streaming now on Netflix.
22:48We'll be right back, everybody.
22:50Yay!
22:51That was so nice.
23:04Our next guest is a Grammy-nominated multi-platinum artist
23:09whose brand-new album, The Great Divide,
23:12was just released at midnight.
23:15Please welcome Noah Koch!
23:27Come on!
23:28That's what I'm talking about.
23:30Come on, bud.
23:33Come on.
23:35They love you.
23:36Welcome.
23:37Welcome to the show.
23:39Congratulations.
23:40It is officially out, because it's not midnight.
23:42Now the album's out.
23:44It's released in the world.
23:45It's in the world.
23:46This is it.
23:47Yeah.
23:49I'm excited.
23:50I'm nervous.
23:50You are.
23:51I've been name-searching myself all evening.
23:52You really are, no.
23:54But you're having a great time right now.
23:56You have a new album.
23:57You have a new documentary.
23:58You're going to be on Saturday Night Live.
24:00Yeah.
24:02And you're about to go on a huge stadium tour this summer.
24:05We have a lot coming up.
24:07I'm booked and busy right now.
24:08You are booked and busy.
24:09By the way, the tour is already breaking records.
24:11I want to say that you're the first artist
24:13to play four consecutive nights at Fenway Park.
24:15And not only that, you already sold them out.
24:21Yeah.
24:22You sold them out.
24:23Ben!
24:24Let's go!
24:28How does that feel?
24:30It feels good.
24:31I feel like Drew Barrymore in Fever Pitch.
24:34The best movie ever made.
24:36I did recreate that scene the last time I was there.
24:38I sprinted across the outfield.
24:40Yeah, spongy.
24:40Oh, yeah.
24:41Took it all in.
24:42Dude, it's the greatest.
24:43It's one of the coolest places to ever be in.
24:47What a great city.
24:48I mean, everyone...
24:48I mean, you've done Fenway before, right?
24:50We did two Fenways.
24:52Last year was the most unbelievable moment of my life.
24:55Like, we stood up on the Green Monster and played a set up there.
24:58And my family was there.
24:59And everyone I knew came.
25:00It was amazing.
25:01You do stuff like that.
25:03You sell out a stadium.
25:04But then, like, ten years ago, didn't you, like...
25:07You sold 77 tickets to a concert?
25:09Yeah, that was a big deal for me.
25:11That was, like, $80 profit after it was all said and done.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:15But I remember I used to, uh...
25:17I used to use my mom's credit card to buy the remaining tickets
25:20that weren't sold out to my shows.
25:22And, uh...
25:23To just have a sold-out show.
25:24I just wanted it to say sold out, and so I would use my mom's card,
25:27and she would get, like, a $500 charge.
25:29She'd be like, what the hell happened?
25:30And I'm like, well, I sold the show out, technically.
25:33Your son's a star, yeah.
25:35A lot has changed, for sure.
25:37I want to talk about the documentary that was released
25:39last week on Netflix.
25:40It's called Noah Khan Out of Body.
25:42And it goes really deep into you and your family
25:45and the recording of the record,
25:48but also very personal stuff.
25:51Yeah, it was definitely a...
25:52It was an amazing experience filming it
25:54because I was just having conversations with my family
25:57that I might not have ever had
25:58without being prompted to by, like, the folks filming.
26:00That's interesting.
26:01It was the releasing that I didn't like.
26:03I was compartmentalizing the fact that it might ever come out,
26:05and I was like, yeah, something will probably happen in production
26:07that doesn't allow this thing to see the light of day,
26:09and it kept getting closer and closer,
26:10and it came out, and it was scary, but also beautiful
26:13to see people connect with it
26:14and to draw their own connections with their family
26:16and their lives, and it's been really special
26:18to see it out in the world.
26:19Congrats, congrats on that.
26:23You're getting great reviews for this album.
26:24It's fantastic.
26:25People have only heard a couple of songs,
26:26but now it's out, but you're getting great reviews.
26:28Congrats.
26:29Thank you so much.
26:29Yeah, it's been really cool.
26:33Your video for The Great Divide, by the way,
26:35a lot of the internet is talking
26:37because you're in the gas station here,
26:39and you find yourself kind of a gas station connoisseur.
26:42I feel like I'm like the Michelin guide for gas stations.
26:45The Guy Fieri of gas stations, some might say.
26:48Some might say.
26:49I have a ranking system.
26:53Talk to me about it.
26:54And look, okay, yeah, so it's basically like
26:56you start with friendliness.
26:58Like, if the person behind the counter
26:59will look you in the eye, it's always a good start.
27:01I like that.
27:01Doesn't happen as much as you think.
27:03Second is bathroom cleanliness.
27:05Like, if I am going to get some kind of disease
27:07from walking into the bathroom,
27:09that puts you down pretty low in the rankings.
27:11Yeah, sometimes you don't even want to touch the handle.
27:12You're like, I'm gonna kick it open.
27:14A Dyson fan is always good.
27:15One of those fans where you don't have to touch the...
27:18Yeah, the blades. I don't know how they work.
27:19But yeah, Dyson fan is big.
27:21And then, of course, I need some, like, deep-cut snacks.
27:24I'm talking, like, those pickles and the weird juice.
27:26I'm talking...
27:27Yeah.
27:28What are those?
27:29Dude, I got a pickle once.
27:31I love gas stations as well.
27:32I got a pickle in Kool-Aid.
27:34What is...
27:35I've never actually tried one of those.
27:36What does it taste?
27:37Does it taste like a pickle?
27:38It's not good.
27:39I can't imagine.
27:41It doesn't look very good.
27:42But I'd do it again.
27:43Oh, God.
27:44In a heartbeat.
27:46I'd live to tell the story.
27:47Yeah.
27:48But what snacks are you talking about?
27:49Like, the pickles, the...
27:51Muddy Buddies.
27:53Muddy Buddies.
27:54Any kind of, like, those cinnamon toast breakfast bars
27:57that they tried to pretend were healthy for a couple years.
28:01I remember this.
28:02I was like, but it says it's for breakfast.
28:04It's great sugar.
28:05800 calories.
28:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:07Yeah, and then all sorts of different kind of Dr. Pepper.
28:09They have the Dr. Pepper strawberries and cream one.
28:11I really like that one.
28:13Ooh.
28:13Just some more deep cut stuff.
28:14Lemon heads, grape heads, watermelon heads,
28:16any of the heads are good.
28:17Yes.
28:20This is fantastic.
28:21That kind of stuff.
28:21Next time you come on,
28:22we all want to talk about specific gas stations,
28:24and we give them props.
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:25Shout-outs.
28:26Congrats again on this album.
28:28What's the vibe of it?
28:29What can people expect in this one?
28:31Ooh.
28:32Yeah, it's pretty sad.
28:34It's pretty, um...
28:36I don't know.
28:37If something's going wrong in your life,
28:39and it's raining, I recommend...
28:47Perfect.
28:48Nothing more needs to be said.
28:51Noah Kahn, everybody.
28:52The Great Divine is available now.
28:55And the documentary Out of Body is streaming on Netflix.
28:59More tonight's show after the rest of the round.
29:17Our next guest is a talented game player,
29:20who you can see in the epic 50th season of Survivor,
29:24which airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
29:27Please welcome Christian Ubicki.
29:44Christian.
29:48Christian.
29:50Welcome to the show.
29:52Uh, thank you for being here.
29:54I have a lot to say.
29:56Do you.
29:57Yep. If you haven't watched last night's episode of Survivor yet, plug your ears.
30:06Here's what happened.
30:06Okay, please tell me.
30:08Here's my version of the story.
30:09Regale me.
30:09Thank you. Yes, I will regale you.
30:11So I talked to Jeff, and I have all these crazy ideas for Survivor. I'm a big fan of the
30:14show.
30:15So I come up with these ideas, and he calls me back, and they have great producers on the show.
30:19And they go, here's this idea that we have. And I go, oh, I love this. It's perfect. Great.
30:22And it is a twist called the Jimmy Fallon one-in-the-urn twist. And hold your applause.
30:29And on last night's episode, you got the chance to complete a puzzle.
30:35Now, if you did it, you could write someone's name down as a secret vote for the next Tribal Council.
30:42But if you didn't finish the puzzle, you had to write your own name down at Tribal.
30:48Long story short, you voted yourself off of Survivor 50.
30:53Yeah.
30:54And it might have been my fault. And we actually have a clip from your last Tribal Council. Take a
30:59look.
31:01This is a message from Jimmy Fallon.
31:05How dare you? This idea that you had is terrible.
31:09No more ideas for you. I look forward to your apology.
31:20Now that we're both in the same place, all I have to say is, Christian, I am so sorry.
31:28I am so sorry about this. It wasn't supposed to be like this. It wasn't supposed to be you.
31:34And I felt so bad because I love you.
31:36Well, it was a rollercoaster being there, I'll be honest.
31:38Yeah.
31:39But I mean, I am sorry, but technically, you made history last night.
31:45No one's ever voted for themselves.
31:47Yeah.
31:47In 50 seasons of Survivor.
31:52Look, what does it feel like writing your own name down?
31:55You know, it's a surreal experience. You go there to, you know, theoretically vote other people off the island.
32:01I'm like, what am I doing here? In fact, I was up in the voting booth and I have to
32:05write my own name.
32:05So, of course, I write in delicate script, you know, because, you know, it's my own name.
32:09I want to treat it with respect, of course.
32:11You're a classy gentleman.
32:12As one does.
32:13And I'm basically just like, I'm just going to do my five-minute set roasting Jimmy Fallon.
32:18So I just decided, it's like, you know, finally, all my frustrations in this game, I could take out in
32:22the best way possible on a celebrity 8,000 miles away.
32:25So I did a whole five-minute set with jokes about, you know, my distaste for the advantage.
32:32In real life, what is your job?
32:34I'm a robotics professor, in case you haven't noticed from the shirts.
32:37So, hey, thank you.
32:40We love people who are robotic professors.
32:41Yeah, I like robots.
32:43I love robotics.
32:44Do you think robotics could ever help you if you ever deserted on an island?
32:48Well, I mean, it was very helpful on Survivor in some ways.
32:50I mean, like, you know, just being a science professor who does luxury things.
32:53Like, you know how to start fires with glasses.
32:55You know, we did this in the first episode.
32:57We started a fire with some rear-sided glasses, right?
33:00You can use search algorithms to look for idols, which I've done and, you know, explained at great length.
33:04For people who care.
33:05This whole season has been incredible.
33:07And honestly, I've got to say, you are one of the best players to ever play Survivor.
33:13And I love you.
33:15That's very kind.
33:15And you're a young man, which means that you could always come back if they decide to ask you back.
33:21And I think you should come back.
33:23And I just think that you're fantastic.
33:24And I really want to say I'm sorry.
33:27Hey.
33:28And I talk...
33:28Apology acceptance.
33:29All right.
33:29That's what I'm talking about.
33:30Very good, man.
33:31That's the best.
33:32Of course.
33:34Can't wait to see you on the jury.
33:36Oh, yeah.
33:36It's going to be a lot of fun.
33:37It's a fun season.
33:38Check it out.
33:38Seriously.
33:39It's a good one.
33:39It's the best season.
33:40Also, Jeff Probst, from this show, the audience decided that he should be in a challenge.
33:46Yes.
33:47So it was a legendary episode.
33:48And you beat Jeff Probst.
33:50What can I say?
33:51Come on, bud.
33:52We got that going for you as well.
33:55Yeah.
33:55Thank you so much for coming on the show.
33:57And thank you for accepting my apologies.
33:59You're a good man.
33:59I'll see you again.
34:02Christian Yubiki, everybody.
34:03Survivor 50 airs Wednesdays at 8 p.m. on CBS and Paramount+.
34:07We'll be right back, everybody.
34:10That was fantastic.
34:27Our next guest has his comedy special, Bugatti Live, available on YouTube, making his Tonight
34:34Show debut.
34:35Please welcome the very funny Red Richardson.
34:48Hello.
34:51Everyone having a good life?
34:54Nice.
34:55I, uh, I'm not sure about this mustache either, to be honest.
35:00It's good to be here.
35:01It's good to be off my phone for the next five minutes.
35:03I got a terrible phone addiction.
35:05I spent about seven hours a day on my phone.
35:08I don't even know what I'm looking for.
35:09I just scroll.
35:11I watched a woman I've never met before make a lasagna from start to finish on Instagram
35:18Live.
35:20I was there while it was in the oven, just waiting.
35:23I was like, this looks great.
35:26I hope she comes back soon.
35:28It's nearly ready.
35:30It'd be a shame if she burnt it.
35:33I was on Instagram the other day.
35:35I got followed by this girl I went to school with.
35:36I wasn't even friends with her in school.
35:37She followed me.
35:37I was like, hmm.
35:39I wonder what she's been up to all these years.
35:41Followed her back.
35:43Went through every single one of her photographs.
35:47Ten years of her life.
35:49An hour of mine.
35:52Turns out she's engaged to a man called Trevor.
35:55Trevor.
35:56I was like, I wonder what Trevor's all about.
36:01Clicked on Trevor's profile.
36:04I did a deep dive on Trev.
36:08Don't do it.
36:09He's boring.
36:11But Trevor's got a dog.
36:13He's made a little profile for the dog.
36:17So I clicked on the dog's profile.
36:20Suddenly it's four o'clock in the morning.
36:23I met Trevor's third cousin's wedding in Mexico.
36:28And Trevor's not even there.
36:31Is this her life?
36:35I like this thing where when, what tough guys do on social media,
36:38when they're in a bad mood or they've fallen out with someone in their personal life,
36:40they'll do this thing where they'll post a picture of a dangerous animal.
36:44And they'll have a quote about loyalty on it.
36:47Uh-oh.
36:49I saw this guy the other day, put a picture of a lion with a quote.
36:52The quote said, I'm loyal to my core.
36:55If you cross me, you'll find out.
36:58My bite is way stronger than your bark.
37:02I was just like, did the neighbors park you in again, Gary?
37:07Like the lion you are, you've taken straight to Facebook.
37:12Slow down, Mufasa.
37:14You're scaring us.
37:18I'm terrified of sharks.
37:19I was up the other night, about three in the morning,
37:21watching a shark program on YouTube.
37:24Healthy stuff.
37:27The guy hosted it, though, he was like,
37:28do you know sharks are more scared of us than we are of them?
37:31I was like, really?
37:33I don't think sharks stay up all night watching documentaries about me.
37:40Later in the show, it was like last year,
37:42there was only 60 unprovoked shark attacks worldwide.
37:4660 unprovoked...
37:47What's a provoked shark attack?
37:51Who's doing that?
37:54Sounds like the worst bachelor party ever.
37:57Let's go to California, boys.
37:59Find a great white and just stop.
38:03Dressing the groom up as a seal.
38:05Like, woo!
38:07Shark's like, will you stop provoking me?
38:12I like to watch football.
38:15My new favorite thing is to watch fellow fat men watch football.
38:19Something amazing about watching a man who couldn't open his fridge without taking a breather.
38:26Shouting at a television screen.
38:28Telling a 22-year-old, multi-millionaire athlete that he's a complete waste of space.
38:38I like the victory people feel when their team wins.
38:41Like, they contribute.
38:42We did it.
38:43We won.
38:44We're the best.
38:46But you didn't do anything.
38:49You drank 14 pints.
38:52You have ketchup on your chin.
38:54It's your child's birthday.
38:56Go home.
39:02I've, uh, I've started boxing.
39:04You can't tell yet.
39:09There's this guy at my gym, though.
39:11He doesn't leave me alone.
39:12He's always sweating.
39:13He's top.
39:13I've never seen him exercise.
39:15First time I was in there, he appeared from the shadows.
39:17And he was like, what are you training for?
39:21I was like, what do you mean?
39:23He's like, you want a six-pack?
39:24You want to get hench?
39:26I was like, I just want a chin, actually.
39:29Just, uh...
39:31Just one chin would do.
39:35He does this thing, though, when I'm punching the punch bag.
39:37He comes up behind me and grabs my arms and starts punching the punch bag with my arms.
39:43And he shouts really encouraging abuse at me.
39:46He's like, carry on like this.
39:48People won't call you John Snowglobe behind your back anymore.
39:53I'm like, who's been calling me that?
39:56He's just about ten minutes the other day.
39:58He's like, any questions?
39:59I was like, yeah, when are you not here?
40:01Guys, I've been Reverendson.
40:02Thank you so much.
40:03Thank you very much.
40:06That's fantastic.
40:08That's how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it right there.
40:12Red Richardson!
40:15Bugatti Live is available on YouTube.
40:18My thanks to Kate Hudson, Noah Kahn, Christian Hibiki.
40:23Red Richardson once again!
40:28And the Ruth's right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:33Stay tuned for a late night with Seth Meyers.
40:36Good night, everybody.
40:37Get involved.
40:39Get involved.
40:40Get, get, get involved, yeah.
40:42Get into it.
40:45Brr!
40:48Uh-huh.
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