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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that Brempton is a very Punjabi romantic comedy film.
00:13A Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He gave me a girl with a girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21So, did you just meet?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27So, can you keep up here?
00:29I have a lot of Mazzarkia films.
00:31Hussan Ali, prepare for it.
00:32No tension.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:50You know, it's about my love.
01:11Uh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16It should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay.
01:20Do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:29Like, now, or...?
01:32Yeah, one second.
01:34I'm just finishing my tea.
01:36Okay.
01:42Sir?
01:43Desineter is asking about time.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:56So, what'd they say?
01:58She'll be starting shortly.
02:02Okay.
02:06Bitch fan, by the way.
02:09Thanks.
02:27What's up, guys?
02:28Prem here.
02:29Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:35Rock.
02:35We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:44a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:48Oh, you're ready for me?
02:49Damn right on time, too.
02:50Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:20Don't work.
03:21Don't work.
03:22Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:25Don't work.
03:27Don't work.
03:27Nah, I'm good, man.
03:30Look, about the script, I was thinking about just different ideas that will really elevate it and take it to
03:37another level.
03:38Man, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I swear to him, he's an uncle.
03:43He's an uncle.
03:44Ah, yeah.
03:46OK, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl,
03:51right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding
03:54of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us,
04:00you know?
04:01Progressive.
04:02Yes, progressive.
04:03Pah, he's coming.
04:04He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:10He's coming.
04:11Ha, ha, ha.
04:15Banagi, gala, banagi, banagi.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18He got to see.
04:20Prittina vya ni grona.
04:22Prittina vya grona.
04:24Eh?
04:24Huh?
04:25You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada
04:29and get PR.
04:30Please, right?
04:31Ah.
04:32Pahji, palamda na ho ga rainbow card.
04:35Ji, mei PR card hundha.
04:36Oh, yara, nade hundha ni ho chandej, rangu perangai je?
04:38I don't know, man.
04:38It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:42You're not going to be a gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:46I just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's going to be a marriage auditor,
04:53and he's going to have to test our marriage,
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:56Oh.
04:58Brilliant idea, pahji.
05:00Brilliant idea.
05:00Pahji, let go, let go, let go, let go.
05:02No, no, no, that's not what I meant, man.
05:03Oh, pahji, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys trying
05:09to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is going to be the most progressive thing ever
05:17happened in Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi bandai, noo gay bandai,
05:20barei bata laguha.
05:21Othnanei rite se bata laguha.
05:22Oh, ya, pade walo ta, Zewai, ya hai.
05:24We're going to hit the very right audience.
05:27Indians, Canadians, Latinis, gore, kaare,
05:31Afrikke, pahji, gay Indian, gay gore, gay kaare,
05:34gay Afrikke.
05:35Pahji, tusshi, badde star bandana,
05:37big star, pahji, millions, billions.
05:39Pahji, avatar, a titanic.
05:42Oh, it's a picture, right?
05:43Tude, piche, badde, badde director.
05:45Tusshi, lucky girl, who's here for?
05:47G
05:48That's why you were so devastated.
05:49I wanted to go there.
05:51I wanted to go there.
05:53Hold on to the beat.
06:23Why don't you put the sofa on me?
06:25My house has become a bad place.
06:27Mother, don't sleep at all.
06:30Your bed is ready.
06:32Don't worry about it.
06:34Don't worry about it.
06:35B.J. Supinder is okay.
06:38He built a very nice room.
06:41It's open.
06:42I should sleep at the TV.
06:45At night, everyone wants to watch TV.
06:47I should sleep at all.
06:51You decide to do it.
06:53I'm going to do it.
06:54I'm going to do it.
06:56Okay, Changa.
06:58Don't worry about it.
06:59I don't have to worry about it.
07:07Don't worry about it.
07:19You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:22Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24You signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:27Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29The whole concept's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous.
07:35Alright?
07:36Well, yo, man.
07:38This would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a back break mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the name.
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:48You know what, man?
07:57I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
08:03What?
08:04Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but like, shh, shh, shh.
08:12Hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yeah, yo, let's fuck up with that, like,
08:25fine-ass goldie card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man.
08:29The one with the big-ass mummy.
08:31You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34What are you talking about, please?
08:36Hot chicken tongue, bro.
08:43Hi.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:47Uh, is this just Mead's apartment?
08:53Yes, it is.
08:54But he's not here, so...
08:57He doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh, no.
09:05His mom, actually...
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me
09:14to make sure that Jasmeet gets it,
09:16so maybe I could put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, please.
09:19Come here, yeah.
09:24Um...
09:25You work for Pooji.
09:27I do.
09:28Uh, I'm...
09:28I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:36And now you.
09:37So, you're probably a robot.
09:40Zzz.
09:41Beep boop.
09:42My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:59Uh, this is just meat's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:02Okay.
10:04It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually, uh, nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:15Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:22Someone told me a while ago
10:23that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay, well, um...
10:41I should go.
10:42But, uh...
10:44Thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:48Oh, and, um...
10:49Mera tenvad...
10:52Denu...
10:52And, uh, bitch.
10:56Egg bitch?
10:57What?
10:58Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm...
11:02I'm learning.
11:03Okay, it's...
11:04It's really...
11:04Bad.
11:05Yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:19Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:26Bye.
11:27Bye.
11:34Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36Yo, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted her out...
11:42I appreciate it.
11:43Yo, Lucky! Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo, Lucky, where are you?
11:52Yo!
11:52Hey!
11:53Wow! What are you wearing?
11:55Uh, I know. It's just...
11:57It's a long story. I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay. You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah, I trust him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is going to be a Super Smash.
12:14Hey!
12:17Thank you. I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
12:27Of the Sara Juroori Kama Shadike.
12:29Hey, there's a little film.
12:31I am so glad.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sarjan!
12:38Oh, yes, yes!
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:43Thank you so much.
12:43Very good feeling, Manu.
12:45Very brilliant script.
12:47You were reading a script.
12:48I'm reading a script.
12:48I have two lines.
12:49Yes!
12:51I'm going to Dubai.
12:52I'm going to get up,
12:53I'm going to get up with 3500 square feet.
12:55I'm going to get up.
12:56I'm going to get up and say,
12:57No, I'm not here.
12:58We don't perform here.
12:59We're going to do a movie.
13:00And the pilot is like,
13:01you turn.
13:02I'm going to get here.
13:03I'm going to get up.
13:03I was in Toronto to be part of this amazing culture movie.
13:07And I was feeling proud.
13:09And I was very emotional when I was listening.
13:11And I was like,
13:12I'm going to make my backbone mountaineer.
13:18So, yes.
13:19Also introducing...
13:21Just me.
13:22Diyad Nare.
13:23Thank you, thank you.
13:25So, let's do the kick things up.
13:27But why don't you give me your advice?
13:28My friend, Avatar, please.
13:30Please give me your advice.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru.
13:35Please bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes, the dirty deeds
13:42and stuff like that I don't agree with.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45It's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:48But like, you got to laugh at something, right?
13:51Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, lucky I haven't got the script yet.
13:54You're paith, you're going to get me.
13:55No, but I just want to be very good.
13:56Oh, man, go to the bank.
13:58I'll take the bank.
14:00Continue.
14:01And Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Thank you, thank you, Avatar.
14:05Come on, go for it.
14:06Please block me.
14:07Come on, come on.
14:08I'm fine.
14:09Come on.
14:11Come on.
14:12Come on.
14:12This is the scene.
14:12You can show me the show.
14:14I can't see you.
14:15I can't see you.
14:16I can't see you.
14:16I can't see you.
14:17I can't see you.
14:19I can't see you.
14:20I can't see you.
14:21I can't see you.
14:29I can't see you.
14:48I can't see you.
14:50I can't see you.
14:51I can't see you.
14:52I can't see you.
14:53I can't see you.
14:53You're not here.
14:55You might have a face.
14:56You just can't see me.
15:02Oh, yes, my friend.
15:05What's happening?
15:06It's okay or not?
15:07It's okay or not?
15:08No, I want to make you a big flight or big.
15:10I'll never get a big target and get a big target.
15:13I'm still living in my life.
15:17I won't understand what to happen.
15:19and the streets.
15:22When Asia is going to go, when Europe is going to go.
15:25No, no, the man left there.
15:27That's a big one.
15:31What happened there?
15:33Where is he going down?
15:35Why do you not know what he's going to do?
15:37He's doing good.
15:40Yes, all the people have done.
15:43They have kept the people who made the work.
15:45They kept them so that they could see the girls in the room so that they could see the girls
15:49in the room.
15:50Yes.
15:51I'm a little girl.
15:53Yes.
15:54I don't know.
15:56Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And, you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So, what's the best way to do that?
16:15Anybody?
16:16By showing marriage certificates?
16:18No, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:23Much money, isn't it?
16:25It's just like Bhubat Mountain.
16:28Really?
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
16:30Your brain is very thin.
16:32Dude, what the fuck?
16:34I don't know, man. They switched it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:42Oh, he has written the scene.
16:44He said, how can I do this?
16:46Oh, man.
16:47You make up, you make up.
16:47You're ready.
16:48Come here.
16:50Come here.
16:51Come here.
16:51Come here.
16:52Come here.
16:52Come here.
16:53Come here.
16:56Oh.
16:57God.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here?
17:04You know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Love is a love, my friend.
17:07You're also laughing.
17:07You're laughing at me.
17:08You're laughing at me.
17:09Come here.
17:10Come here.
17:11Okay, well.
17:13Can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
17:15You know?
17:16A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and everything's
17:21consensual?
17:22Isn't that a thing?
17:23You know how to kiss?
17:30Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:32Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:50Oh, too gay.
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax.
18:07I'm trying to get through the directory, man.
18:11I didn't need for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue.
18:23Make it more palatable.
18:26Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting yee paid.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:39Whatever.
18:39Whatever.
18:39I'm going to go hit my vape.
18:42Shethi, man.
18:44Let's go.
18:45Let's go.
18:47Let's go.
18:48Let's go.
18:49Let's go.
18:51Let's go.
18:59Let's go.
19:01Let's go.
19:01What are you doing in the tub?
19:03What happened?
19:04Please, help me.
19:05My mother did everything.
19:07My mouth was bad.
19:08I didn't like my cooking.
19:10I didn't like my cooking.
19:10I didn't like my living room.
19:12I couldn't see my drama.
19:15Okay.
19:16I'll do it tomorrow.
19:18Okay?
19:21Come, come, come.
19:23Okay?
19:24Okay?
19:25Hmm.
19:30Oh.
19:33Shit.
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:39My car was coming out and my mother was coming out.
19:41Is your family here?
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:47Yes.
19:48But, man.
19:49We didn't like our culture.
19:51We didn't show you.
19:53We didn't show you.
19:53We didn't show you.
19:54We didn't show you.
19:55Why is that?
19:56Oh, man.
19:57I don't know.
19:57How are you doing this?
19:58How are you doing this?
20:00How are you doing this?
20:01I'm doing this job, man.
20:03But...
20:05Bro, sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
20:08You don't have to hide everything.
20:11Don't you think, like,
20:12bring them on set and, like, exposing them to something like this
20:16will open up their minds.
20:17Oh, paaji.
20:19Expose.
20:20And even if it's exposed,
20:21you don't get exposed.
20:23I don't know.
20:24You don't have to hide.
20:26You don't have to hide.
20:27I don't know.
20:28I don't have to hide.
20:28I don't have to hide.
20:29I don't know.
20:30It's not hide.
20:30But, a lot of people.
20:33We won't have to hide.
20:34We need a data pack.
20:35We need a Wi-Fi password.
20:38Hello.
20:38Paaji.
20:40Hello.
20:40Paaji.
20:44well having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy but
20:50i'm going to need proof or your pr status will be revoked what kind of proof you need simple
21:05kiss your husband oh that's it yep oh no
21:18begin god right now shouldn't be so hard if you're married like you said you are
21:46you don't know how many people are going to tell this story he knows what he's doing he knows how
21:51to make
21:51smash it oh delicious oh yeah come on come on man
22:05you're a citizen citizen
22:08here we go i can do this huh yes yes
22:14hey yo
22:19what the fuck is going on
22:23lucky can i take five please can we just take five okay take five please reset
22:32sorry man i just shipped out seeing you kiss that dude why you homophobic
22:37oh man i just feel weird seeing just me kissed period girl guy anyone it's like my younger bro
22:44i don't want to see that it's gross i thought it was great i really liked how you played up
22:48the
22:48nervousness in the scene you were you were like you were like pale and you looked like you were
22:52gonna shit or vomit it was like it was real yeah it was a little too real acting sure you
22:59weren't
22:59actually nervous i mean he is straight well sexuality is the spectrum i think everyone's a little gay
23:06yeah right guys crazy wait this is a movie about discovering your sexuality that's that's really
23:13good for the community right look if you feel weird about this then i think you should maybe not do
23:19this
23:19movie and just go and work on yourself you know nah nah nah nah nah nah just me is doing
23:24this movie if
23:25anyone has a problem with this there's the door anyone as an actual queer person you know i had to
23:30bend
23:31over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off pause this shit reeks of a desperate cash grab
23:36did these guys even consult an actual queer person seriously
23:48hey look i really think that you should reconsider this okay
24:00oh shit what the fuck uh yo i suppose something about sure i'm gonna have to go to wardrobe
24:29i don't know man look you sound fed up too why are you working in this industry why don't you
24:35go to
24:55i don't know man i'm like i'm just trying to push the culture forward man isn't that the whole point
25:31you're born ready like me
25:43uh
25:44you're
25:59you're
26:01you're
26:06Biji, come on.
26:08I'll just take a look at the room.
26:09We were standing here to Ram Nars.
26:11What's wrong? I'm going to get the room to get the room to get the room?
26:13No! No!
26:14I'll just do that.
26:14Come on, I'll just take a look at the room.
26:18Come on. I'm not so happy.
26:23Come on.
26:25Come upstairs.
26:26The seat is left before the seat.
26:28Come on.
26:36Oh, my God, you're still waiting for the camera.
26:41Yes, yes.
26:44My God, come here.
26:45My God, you're still waiting for the camera.
26:51My God, you're still waiting for the camera.
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done, don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, what's up?
27:33Why haven't you changed yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking and I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:39I can't do this movie. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:43Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity.
27:46I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
27:50I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to feed my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal, Jasmith.
28:07I'm warning you.
28:09Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:11Yo!
28:12What have I found for you?
28:13You should be with this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, man, who's prepared for you?
28:17He's prepared for you, man.
28:18Bro, if a fine dog died, he died.
28:21Where did he die?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because...
28:24I quit.
28:25Who did he quit?
28:26Where did he go home?
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:32I don't need you, Jasmith.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you.
28:35In a second, man.
28:36In a second!
28:41Yo!
28:42I quit here.
28:46I'm going Hollywood, baby.
28:47I'll see you.
28:49I'm going to kill you, man.
28:52I'm going to die.
28:52How do you do it?
28:54I'm going to kill you again.
28:54I'm going to kill you.
28:54Who's going to dress us?
28:55Let's go, man.
28:57I'm going to kill you, man.
28:59I'm going to kill you.
29:00I'm not going to kill you.
29:08I'm going to kill you.
29:15Oh
29:53Oh
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