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The Curse of Inferno 1997 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00I didn't feel good or proud of the journey that Harold and I were starting on, but I saw no
00:00:05alternative.
00:00:06This was our way out, and as best as I could figure, it was our only way out.
00:00:11Granted, it was a drastic step, but sometimes drastic circumstances call for drastic measures.
00:00:17In other words, sometimes you gotta stick your neck out.
00:00:20Of course, if things didn't work out, if the shit hit the fan, well, I was willing to suffer the
00:00:24consequences.
00:00:26I mean, I prefer not to, but I figure that's just part of the game.
00:00:28If you're gonna put your butt out on the line, chances are your butt's gonna get bit off.
00:00:37How you feeling?
00:00:43I'm feeling pretty good.
00:00:45No, I mean, how you feeling?
00:00:49Uh, I'm trying not to think about it.
00:00:53Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:01:05Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:01:08Look.
00:01:09Give me them.
00:01:09Come on.
00:01:10I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:01:14Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:01:25That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:29Middle of fucking nowhere.
00:01:31Looking pretty funny.
00:01:33Yeah.
00:01:34Listen, something goes wrong.
00:01:36You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:01:38What's up?
00:01:39Okay, man.
00:01:39You're gonna cover yourself.
00:01:40Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:01:44I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:01:48But you never know.
00:01:50You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:01:53That right there will be our phrase for today.
00:01:58Chuck, remember when we were a little kid on the radio, guy on the radio, say, like, today's
00:02:04color is, like, purple or something like that, trying to get ready to go to school and you
00:02:08didn't have nothing purple to wear, so you'd have to go, like, tearing through the house
00:02:12looking for something purple, like a purple shirt or something.
00:02:14Harold, let's not worry about that right now.
00:02:20Sorry.
00:02:20The cards are all messed up.
00:03:00All right.
00:03:01So far, so good.
00:03:03Now, remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar and strip it down,
00:03:07all right?
00:03:08You know the drill.
00:03:08Yeah, we've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:03:14Harold, don't be playing with that, all right?
00:03:16Put it in your pocket.
00:03:18That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:03:22I'd still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:03:26Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:03:30That's how people get killed, all right?
00:03:33Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:03:41Yes.
00:03:50It's a target.
00:03:52Yes.
00:03:59guitar solo
00:04:40Uh, hurry up!
00:04:56Give me all of your money!
00:05:07Hurry up!
00:05:10Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:05:14Ah!
00:05:19Ah!
00:05:43Oh, my God!
00:05:45Look at all this money!
00:05:51Okay!
00:05:52All right!
00:05:52Oh, my God!
00:05:55Oh, my God!
00:05:58Oh, my God!
00:06:12Oh, my God!
00:06:12Oh, my God!
00:06:13Oh, my God!
00:06:15Oh, my God!
00:06:24Everybody on the floor!
00:06:28They're on the floor!
00:06:32Oh, my God!
00:06:40Him and his partner.
00:06:44You robbing the bank?
00:06:49Uh, yeah.
00:06:51Well, guess what? So am I.
00:06:54Well, we were here first.
00:06:57I don't believe this shit.
00:07:02Oh, Christ.
00:07:04They want to rob the bank, too.
00:07:06Yeah, the stockings are at their giveaway.
00:07:10Tell you what.
00:07:11I'll make this real simple.
00:07:14You hand over the money,
00:07:15and I'll forget I ever seen you.
00:07:18I ain't handing over no money.
00:07:22You ain't handing over the money.
00:07:25I want the money!
00:07:28Freeze!
00:07:29No!
00:08:03Oh, no!
00:08:07Oh, no!
00:08:09Ah, shit!
00:08:11Oh, my God!
00:08:14Oh, my God!
00:08:14Oh, my God!
00:08:14Oh, my God!
00:08:15I'm coming out of here.
00:08:16Maybe you should be killed.
00:08:17What am I doing?
00:08:20Oh, my God!
00:08:28Oh, my God!
00:08:37Oh, my God!
00:08:41Let's go!
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:27That's the place up pretty good, did you tell me, Kay?
00:09:29Yes, sir.
00:09:32What's that?
00:09:33Sounds like somebody knocking at the door.
00:09:36Which door?
00:09:38Ow!
00:09:39I think it's the bathroom.
00:09:49Anybody in there?
00:09:51Yeah.
00:09:53Who are you?
00:09:55Chuck Betts.
00:09:57I was going to the bathroom, and then I heard all this commotion outside.
00:10:02And then, well, when I tried to get out the door, it jammed up on me.
00:10:10You all right in there?
00:10:11No, I've been wounded.
00:10:19It won't open.
00:10:21I already tried.
00:10:23It's jammed.
00:10:26All right, you just hang on.
00:10:27I'll get somebody to help you.
00:10:39You better come on out of there, son.
00:10:41You're looking light as a sheet.
00:10:45I peeked out the window back there.
00:10:46I saw them jump into an old Chevy.
00:10:48I believe it was a Camaro.
00:10:50Well, they're still wearing their masks.
00:10:52No, sir.
00:10:53They took them off.
00:10:55You get a good look?
00:10:56Well, yes, sir, I did.
00:10:58They were, uh, two bald guys.
00:11:03Approximately 50 years of age.
00:11:05And one of them even had a handlebar mustache, the kind that whips and curls around.
00:11:10Amulance is here.
00:11:11All right.
00:11:13I'm going to need to talk to you some more later, son.
00:11:16Why don't you go get patched up?
00:11:18All right.
00:11:27When you go to rob a bank, you think things might get out of hand, might get a little crazy.
00:11:32But two guys come in robbing the same bank at the same time that you are and then getting stuck
00:11:36in the toilet.
00:11:37Now, that's one situation I've never even dreamed of.
00:11:43And then when it seemed like all the weird shit that could happen had happened,
00:11:47something even weirder happened.
00:11:49Except this was a good weird.
00:12:01Hi.
00:12:04Hey.
00:12:05You know, I think you've got a little fever.
00:12:07I believe I do.
00:12:09Your body's probably just going through a little shock.
00:12:12Yeah, I guess.
00:12:14If that's normal, there's nothing to worry about.
00:12:17We're ready for this one?
00:12:20There's good looking and there's good looking.
00:12:22But this girl drifted off in a whole different category.
00:12:26She was the kind of gorgeous that make you half hope she'd ignore you.
00:12:29That way you could save yourself the terrible trouble of falling desperately in love.
00:12:33Because let's just face it, with a girl like that, you don't believe she'd love you as much as you'd
00:12:38love her.
00:12:39I mean, what are the chances of that happening?
00:12:43I find out later that her name was Layla.
00:12:46And there wasn't much doubt that she could make me beg Darnum, please.
00:12:57Well, yeah, I can verify the Capri.
00:13:00Well, no, I didn't see his face.
00:13:02Well, I don't know.
00:13:03Maybe the other guy ducked down the back seat or took off on foot in another vehicle.
00:13:07Oh, listen, I gotta go.
00:13:09I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:13:10All right, bye.
00:13:12How are we feeling?
00:13:13I'm doing better, thanks.
00:13:15Yeah?
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16I got him.
00:13:17Well, I'm glad.
00:13:20Listen, do you want me to take you back to town so you can get your car?
00:13:23I'm not sure I can drive in this condition.
00:13:24I got a buddy.
00:13:25He'll be glad to go in town and pick up my car.
00:13:27Oh.
00:13:28Well, I guess you'd just as soon go home, huh?
00:13:30Yeah, I would.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:32You need a lift?
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:36So I got assigned to Inferno right out of the police academy.
00:13:39I've been here about three months.
00:13:40Got assigned to Inferno.
00:13:42Yeah.
00:13:43Believe me, there weren't a lot of hands in the air when they were asking for volunteers.
00:13:46Yeah, I'll bet.
00:13:48Bye!
00:13:48Me and I, from El Paso, they decided to send me in.
00:13:51But I think it had more to do with being a woman than a room full of men who didn't
00:13:54want to go.
00:13:55That's a pretty shitty deal.
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:58I'll tell you one thing.
00:13:59I've watched more Wheel of Fortune than I ever thought was possible.
00:14:02Did you ever notice how skinny Vanna White's legs are?
00:14:05Yes!
00:14:06You know, I was just getting ready to say that.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Yes, I was.
00:14:09It was on the tip of my tongue.
00:14:10Top half, big and full.
00:14:12And then she's got these skinny little legs.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:17And does Pat Sajak remind you of a kid you would have given a lot of shit to in gym
00:14:21class?
00:14:22Well, yeah.
00:14:23I mean, he's kind of cute.
00:14:24He's kind of a nerd at the same time.
00:14:25Like, if he asked you out, you'd think about it for a few seconds, but then you'd say no, you
00:14:29had some other plans or something.
00:14:30Right.
00:14:31Oh, uh, take a left up there for a second.
00:14:38Uh-huh.
00:14:47Well?
00:14:48Have I told you I changed that dressing and all?
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:52Because, you know, it's important to keep it clean this way.
00:14:54It's just a breeding ground for bacteria.
00:14:56Yeah, they gave me a lot of ointment and stuff.
00:14:59Be sure to eat right.
00:15:01You know, you lost a little blood.
00:15:02You need to eat and build everything back up.
00:15:05Yeah, I got plenty of food.
00:15:10Well, thanks again.
00:15:12Sure.
00:15:25You want to hear something funny?
00:15:27Kind of goofy?
00:15:29Sure.
00:15:32Well, I was in that hospital, right?
00:15:36This is strange for me to be saying.
00:15:38Oh, no, go ahead.
00:15:39I probably won't think it's strange.
00:15:41You sure?
00:15:42I'm sure.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:47Well, I was on that stretcher and I had my eyes closed.
00:15:52And then when I opened up my eyes, I swear to God, I looked up at you and I thought
00:15:57I was
00:15:58looking at some kind of an angel.
00:16:04I know it's silly for me to say, but hey, that's just what I thought.
00:16:08I thought I was looking at an angel face.
00:16:11Well, thank you.
00:16:14See you.
00:16:16Bye.
00:16:23I'm not some Romeo guy with a whole bunch of smooth lines, and I'd never say anything
00:16:28like angel face to anyone my whole life, but I meant it.
00:16:32Even if it did sound dumb as hell, I meant what I said about Leila's angel face.
00:16:37And I was just praying that she didn't think I was a goon for saying so.
00:16:43What a day.
00:17:04You scared me to death.
00:17:05I'm sorry.
00:17:06What are you doing sneaking around like that?
00:17:09I saw you pull up in the police car.
00:17:11I thought the jig was up.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:12I had to go hide.
00:17:13Well, the jig ain't up.
00:17:14It was damn near up.
00:17:16Could be up again.
00:17:17But it ain't up now.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18It ain't up now.
00:17:19Not for the moment anyways.
00:17:23Where's the car?
00:17:25I stripped it.
00:17:26It's at the hangar.
00:17:27Damn, Harold.
00:17:28That's fast work.
00:17:29Well, my power wrench is real quick.
00:17:30I got new batteries.
00:17:32So you drove the pickup over here?
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34Chuck, what happened to your arm?
00:17:35I got shot.
00:17:37Bullet came through the bathroom door, which is where I was hiding.
00:17:42Now you can tell people that you've been shot during a holdup.
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:47I don't think I'll be bragging about that any time soon.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:53Why didn't they arrest you?
00:17:55I told them I was a customer.
00:17:58In there taking a crap.
00:18:02It's a good thing you weren't in the broom closet.
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:07That's a good thing.
00:18:10No question about it.
00:18:12No question at all.
00:18:13All four men were working together on this.
00:18:15You're absolutely certain of that?
00:18:17Well, that's taking my reputation on it.
00:18:19I mean, the odds of two sets of bank robbers hitting First Inferno on the same day at exactly
00:18:24the same time have to be about a zillion to one.
00:18:27Well, yes, but the teller said that...
00:18:28Now, they came in two different automobiles.
00:18:34Thus doubling their chances of getting away and simultaneously creating a great deal of chaos and confusion.
00:18:41Well, that seems to have worked.
00:18:43Well, don't you worry about that.
00:18:46We'll be catching these boys in short order.
00:18:50All right.
00:18:50Well, thank you, Sheriff.
00:18:54Four men working in two pairs are responsible for the robbery.
00:18:58It is reported that they have gotten away with over $100,000.
00:19:02Now, we understand that witnesses have gotten the detailed description of both getaway cars and their license plate numbers.
00:19:08That is correct.
00:19:10That is correct.
00:19:10We have detailed descriptions of both cars and license plate numbers, and I can assure you that it won't be
00:19:15long until these men are brought to justice.
00:19:17Now, are there any...
00:19:19$100,000.
00:19:21Shit, my ass.
00:19:23I'm telling you, Harold, there was some major cash just sitting there.
00:19:28Well, I thought you said it would only take about $80,000 to get our plane up and running.
00:19:33Yeah, well, in my limited bank robbing experience, I found that you don't ask for what you need. You take
00:19:41whatever they got. And there was like a million, maybe $2 million. It was just sitting there.
00:19:48Well, the more the merrier, as far as I'm concerned.
00:19:51If you think about it, you realize it ain't so great.
00:19:55It ain't.
00:19:56A couple million dollars in First Inferno?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01That don't add up.
00:20:02There ain't that much money in this part of the state.
00:20:06Let alone what? First Inferno?
00:20:09So what does that tell you?
00:20:11Tells me, hey, we hit the mother load.
00:20:15No, we didn't hit the mother load. We hit a pile of dirty money.
00:20:21Dirty money.
00:20:23Do you know what kind of guys look for dirty money?
00:20:28Dirty people?
00:20:30Yeah. Dirty guys.
00:20:34Now, here's the irony of it all, though, Harold.
00:20:39See, my bad luck being stuck in that toilet?
00:20:41Well, that actually turned out to be my good luck.
00:20:44Because the money may be dirty, but it's safe.
00:20:48How's that?
00:20:49Who would think someone would rob a bank, turn around, hide the money in the same bank?
00:20:54That's the last place they'd look.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:59Now, that's what I call ironic.
00:21:02Uh-huh.
00:21:04There is some bad news, however.
00:21:07There is?
00:21:09Shit, the money's so damn safe, I'm not sure how we're gonna get it.
00:21:13Hey, we could re-rob the bank.
00:21:19Now, once it's enough for me, my bank robbing days are behind.
00:21:23Oh, good.
00:21:28Well, you'll think of something you always do.
00:21:36Son of a bitch!
00:21:38They got it all?
00:21:40Afraid so. Clean sweep.
00:21:43Ha! Bastards are somewhere counting their money and having a good giggle.
00:21:47They probably figured a clearer.
00:21:49A hundred thousand, maybe.
00:21:51Ha! Ha!
00:21:51Well, get home with their goodie bag, and what do you know?
00:21:55Trick or treat to the tune of three million dollars, damn it!
00:21:59Sheriff Gibson said he would find the money.
00:22:02It would take Gibson two hands to find his butt.
00:22:06And if you think about it, dickwad, let's say he does find it.
00:22:09What does he find?
00:22:10He finds three million dollars.
00:22:15Then, whose tit is in the ringer, huh?
00:22:19Whose ass is hanging out there in the breeze?
00:22:23I don't know.
00:22:24You're stupid!
00:22:26The feds will be down here in half a heartbeat.
00:22:29And they'll start asking you a few questions.
00:22:31And you'll just have to explain to them that you've been laundering a little cash.
00:22:35Yes, sir!
00:22:36And don't bother to mention my name, because I am clean as a whistle.
00:22:40I didn't touch no money.
00:22:41You think the feds will be down here?
00:22:44No.
00:22:46No.
00:22:47If there is a good and loving God, I will find the money before Gibson gets his finger out of
00:22:54his nose.
00:22:54And when I do find it, I'm going to take the sumbitches who did this to me, put their heads
00:22:59on the chopping block.
00:23:00And then, just like a freaking chicken, something just dawned on me.
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:07Who knew I was running money through here?
00:23:11Me and you!
00:23:18No.
00:23:19You're not smart enough to rob your own bank and put in $100,000 in insurance claims and keep my
00:23:27three mil for your own.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32No.
00:23:34No.
00:23:37No.
00:23:38You're not.
00:23:41Because if you didn't, I'd find out about it, I'd gut you like a jackrabbit from your nuts to your
00:23:46nostrils.
00:23:52no you do not have the cojones for that I'll find out who did it and when I do
00:24:00there's gonna be hell to play
00:24:15I don't believe this I'm gonna end up eating a pickle and a mayo sandwich
00:24:24oh man
00:24:29yes
00:24:30yes
00:24:32yes
00:24:37one second please
00:24:41come in
00:24:49hi
00:24:51hi
00:24:52how you doing?
00:24:53we're good
00:24:53come on in
00:24:57I just got thinking with your arm being hurt and all you might not be able to fix your own
00:25:00dinner so I may do a little something
00:25:04I hope you like lasagna
00:25:05I love lasagna
00:25:08lasagna is like my favorite dish of all time
00:25:11I brought some beer
00:25:12oh I like beers too
00:25:14good
00:25:18have you got company?
00:25:20no the damn hose falls off
00:25:23the thing keeps flushing
00:25:25I gotta take the lid off
00:25:26and I gotta fix the hose just about every damn time
00:25:38come on
00:25:38she looks so beautiful and I was just standing there talking about my broken toilet
00:25:43man I just wanted to kill myself
00:25:46anyways
00:25:49please
00:25:50you hungry?
00:25:52you bet
00:25:53I'm starved
00:25:54we can sit up right here
00:25:56yeah perfect
00:25:57here
00:25:57oh here
00:25:58oh wow
00:25:59you can't even get dressed can you?
00:26:02no
00:26:03the curse of inferno
00:26:04that's what they call it
00:26:06what's that mean the curse of inferno?
00:26:08well
00:26:09pretty much everybody who lives here would prefer to be living somewhere else
00:26:13but the curse is you can't leave inferno
00:26:15you can't leave?
00:26:17well you can
00:26:17I mean you're free to go
00:26:19but something always happens to keep you here
00:26:21that right there's the curse
00:26:23that's just so weird
00:26:25most people work for Moe's huddle
00:26:27the rich guy
00:26:29richest man in this part of Texas
00:26:31and Moe's pace folks just enough to keep them hanging on
00:26:35but not enough so they can get ahead or get out
00:26:38that go for you too?
00:26:40you wanna leave inferno?
00:26:42yeah
00:26:42and the worst way
00:26:44sometimes I wake up in the morning and got my eyes shut
00:26:47and I think
00:26:47let me just open up my eyes and find myself anywhere else but here
00:26:51and then you open your eyes
00:26:54and I ain't moved
00:26:57I'm in the same place singing the same song
00:27:00going nowhere fast
00:27:03well it seems to me you need to do a little more and just close your eyes and hope
00:27:07well I got a whole plan
00:27:08I bought myself a sweet little beach 18
00:27:12a beach 18?
00:27:14it's an airplane
00:27:20it's a beauty isn't she?
00:27:21oh yeah
00:27:22so you look at this plane and you are looking at a real piece of aviation history
00:27:27it's not some fancy streamlined number with all flash and gadgets no
00:27:32this right here is a workhorse
00:27:33this is built to get the job done
00:27:36well I'll take solid and reliable over fancy any day
00:27:39me too absolutely
00:27:43so can we go for a ride?
00:27:46a ride?
00:27:48yeah could we?
00:27:49you mean like up in the air?
00:27:51yeah like flying
00:27:53no
00:27:53she can't fly
00:27:55she can't fly?
00:27:57radial engines
00:27:58they're a real pain
00:27:59the right one's got no compression
00:28:02also got a little throttle linkage problem
00:28:04the throttle won't advance
00:28:06of course if the throttle did advance
00:28:09it wouldn't matter much
00:28:10cause you still have the ride engine problems
00:28:12exactly
00:28:13but Harold he's got it under control
00:28:14just needs a little work
00:28:16get some money for some parts
00:28:17we'll be up in business
00:28:26we could taxi if you'd like
00:28:29well I'd love to taxi
00:28:34working for moles is saving enough money to pay for my training
00:28:37I got all my hours so I could fly left seat
00:28:40and on days I wasn't working for him
00:28:42I was over at Shreveport
00:28:43flying for some other people
00:28:44making a little extra cash
00:28:47that's very ambitious
00:28:48maybe a little too ambitious for some people
00:28:51what does that mean?
00:28:52well this used to be moles' plane
00:28:55he bought a new one so he didn't use this one anymore
00:28:57so he decided to sell it
00:28:59well nobody needs two planes
00:29:00that's right
00:29:01so I saved enough money to make a down payment and get a loan
00:29:06but then when he found out it was me buying the plane
00:29:08he got all pissed off
00:29:10you know like I'd overstep my boundaries
00:29:12are you kidding me?
00:29:14no
00:29:15so he let me buy the plane
00:29:16then he turned around and he canned me
00:29:18he fired you?
00:29:20so I got the plane
00:29:21but after I make my monthly payment
00:29:23I ain't got enough money to get her up and running
00:29:26I hate that guy
00:29:28you and me both
00:29:32how much would it cost to get the plane to work in order?
00:29:35about 80 grand
00:29:38you know that kind of money is a little hard to come by
00:29:40yeah well if moles would have kept me on slowly but surely I had the money
00:29:44huh
00:29:46cheers
00:29:47well let's say you did get the money
00:29:49right?
00:29:51and you got the plane up and running
00:29:53what would you do then?
00:29:55me and Harold
00:29:57we're going down to the Caribbean islands
00:29:59and we're gonna start our own charter plane business
00:30:02we're gonna fly people from the mainland to the smaller islands back and forth
00:30:08well that's a great idea
00:30:11yeah
00:30:12I thought so
00:30:14but I have the curse of inferno hanging over me
00:30:21well you never know things could change
00:30:25we could talk forever about something or about nothing at all
00:30:29it didn't really matter much
00:30:31time just sort of evaporated
00:30:33and I wish that the whole world would just go away
00:30:36so we could be alone together
00:30:38forever
00:30:42oh
00:30:45I love this song
00:30:48do you like it?
00:30:50yeah
00:30:53are you interested in dancing?
00:30:57I'm not much of a dancer
00:30:58the love of my own
00:31:02okay
00:31:04I'd love to dance
00:31:05blue moon
00:31:08our bodies were a perfect fit
00:31:10they were like designed to be pressed together
00:31:12I felt silly and I wasn't gonna burn out anything stupid like I had earlier that day
00:31:18but I knew Layla was the one that was clear and simple
00:31:21now I just had to figure a way to keep her in my life
00:31:27ooh
00:31:36ooh
00:31:41without the love of my own
00:31:44without the love of my own
00:31:45ooh
00:31:48ooh
00:31:50of course there still was one small problem
00:31:53start tomorrow morning
00:31:54Layla had to go back to work
00:31:56back looking for the guys who robbed First Inferno Bank
00:31:59and as luck would have it
00:32:01well I was one of those guys
00:32:03but I decided to close my eyes and worry about that in the morning
00:32:09I think if we could just hurry up
00:32:11I think if we could just hurry up
00:32:11oh yeah
00:32:13I told you
00:32:14remove the dirt particle from the fiber
00:32:23that is the most important step in carpet cleaning
00:32:26lifting the dirt away without damaging
00:32:30now Harold, do you feel the dirt becoming disengaged from the carpet fiber?
00:32:35I think so
00:32:37feel it
00:32:38massage the carpet
00:32:40feel the dirt separate
00:32:42I think I do feel it now
00:32:45thank you
00:32:46now
00:32:48let's see if your carpet is dry
00:32:51okay
00:32:54you see it can feel dry on top
00:32:57but is it dry deep down?
00:33:00that is the question
00:33:01well
00:33:01no
00:33:03yes
00:33:04I think it's dry
00:33:07now we are ready to lift and suck
00:33:10well then I guess one of us should have stayed on our knees
00:33:15I do not appreciate that kind of vulgarity
00:33:18and there is no room for humor in the carpet cleaning and restoration business
00:33:22do I make myself clear?
00:33:24yes sir
00:33:27vacuum please
00:33:34think about the nap
00:33:36always move with the nap
00:33:39never against the nap
00:33:41you do not want to damage or abuse the fiber
00:33:46move gently with the nap
00:33:50not like this
00:33:51no no
00:33:52that's right
00:33:52but like this
00:33:54with the nap
00:33:55come on Harold
00:33:56with the nap
00:33:58good
00:33:59with the nap
00:34:02the mobile unit is a very valuable piece of equipment
00:34:06do not, I repeat, do not park it next to other vehicles
00:34:10if you must park in a parking lot
00:34:13park it in a far corner away from the other vehicles
00:34:16I do not want to see any dings
00:34:19any dings will be deducted from your paycheck
00:34:23and dings ain't cheap understood?
00:34:25understood
00:34:26you have your calls?
00:34:29yes we do
00:34:30remember be cheerful
00:34:31big smile
00:34:32big smile
00:34:33very good
00:34:34big smile
00:34:36good
00:34:37against the nap
00:34:39with the nap
00:34:40with the nap
00:34:42with the nap
00:34:45bye
00:34:54keep her under 50
00:35:12now use your phone please
00:35:14is it local?
00:35:16no ma'am, I'm calling China
00:35:18yes it's local
00:35:19it's in there
00:35:20but don't take long
00:35:21I'm expecting a very important phone call
00:35:24it'll only be a second ma'am
00:35:40mm-hmm
00:35:41hello
00:35:42is this first inferno bank?
00:35:44I have some very exciting news for you
00:35:48yes
00:35:49your name has been drawn
00:35:51and your bank has won
00:35:52free carpet and shampoo rejuvenating treatment
00:35:56that is correct
00:35:56oh what a tangle webbed I started to weave
00:35:59but if I did say so myself
00:36:01it was one beauty of an idea
00:36:03and it spared us the terrible task of re-robing the bank
00:36:06which was a good thing
00:36:08because I wasn't up for going through that again
00:36:10in fact as far as I was concerned
00:36:12the sooner we can get out of the business of being criminals
00:36:15the better
00:36:19Layla and I saw each other as often as humanly possible
00:36:23we'd arrange to meet for breakfast for a cup of coffee in the afternoons
00:36:27anywhere and everywhere as often as we could
00:36:31unfortunately the conversation sometimes turned toward the issue of her work
00:36:35and these talks they made me more than a little uncomfortable
00:36:40I was thinking that maybe they weren't working together
00:36:43you know what I mean?
00:36:45that there were two parties a two and they just happened to rob the same bank at the same time
00:36:51well I don't know does that make sense?
00:36:53I wanted to be helpful
00:36:54but of course I didn't want to be too helpful
00:36:58it seems like the odds might be against it a little
00:37:00I mean two pairs of robbers showing up all at the same time coincidentally and all
00:37:06yeah
00:37:06I'd have to say and this is just by me guessing
00:37:09that they were probably all working together all four
00:37:12and for my money I bet they're long gone
00:37:16I don't know
00:37:18it'd sure be a real feather in my cap if I caught them
00:37:22I mean they have to pay for their crime
00:37:24one way or another they have to pay
00:37:26I can't argue with that
00:37:28I was hoping she was wrong
00:37:29but I had a feeling she was right
00:37:31one way or another you have to pay for your crime
00:37:35I sure am having a good time
00:37:37me too
00:37:38as a matter of fact I'm having the time of my life
00:37:42me too
00:37:45do you wanna go take a walk?
00:37:49where to?
00:37:50I don't know just thought we could take a walk
00:37:53okay let's take a walk
00:37:54yeah
00:37:55okay come on
00:37:56come on
00:38:04you know
00:38:05I wouldn't mind having that little police uniform
00:38:08wadded up in a ball at the foot of my bed
00:38:15Chucky boy
00:38:16what a putz
00:38:18it was Chuck that was in the commode the day the bank got hit
00:38:21some girls just love losers
00:38:24maybe I should have been a loser
00:38:27might have gotten laid more
00:38:30no
00:38:32probably not
00:38:33sorry I
00:38:35didn't know you were waiting
00:38:36okay boys
00:38:39okay boys
00:38:55any word?
00:38:58no
00:38:59no
00:39:00I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson
00:39:03he's following up on that lead in Houston
00:39:06two guys
00:39:07with lengthy records
00:39:08spending cash
00:39:09buying new cars
00:39:10stuff like that
00:39:13you ever see one of those geeks at a carnival
00:39:16bite their heads off of a live chicken
00:39:25wonder what drives them to it?
00:39:28to just
00:39:30chew on a live chicken head
00:39:32you know
00:39:33I can tell you why
00:39:39it's this kind of aggravation
00:39:43cause at this very minute
00:39:45I could myself
00:39:47I could myself
00:39:48clamp my teeth right down
00:39:49on some poor little unsuspecting chicken
00:39:53never think twice about it
00:39:55why?
00:39:56I can tell you
00:39:58cause I'm pissed off
00:40:11what the hell is going on around here?
00:40:17we're getting the carpets cleaned
00:40:19carpets cleaned?
00:40:20who by?
00:40:21the guy
00:40:22a wizard
00:40:22stupid guy?
00:40:23with a funny truck?
00:40:24yep
00:40:25how'd all this come about?
00:40:27one of my assistant managers got a phone call
00:40:29and it seems we won a free carpet cleaning
00:40:31won a free carpet cleaning?
00:40:33yes
00:40:33I believe they picked the numbers out of a hat
00:40:35yeah
00:40:36and I believe I know
00:40:37whose hat that is
00:40:42hot
00:40:51a
00:40:51nice guy used the rest room
00:40:54go ahead
00:40:55thank you
00:40:56thank you
00:41:03were the hell
00:41:06I don't believe
00:41:12Hey, everything okay in there?
00:41:15Yeah.
00:41:17Nothing broken, nobody hurt.
00:41:22This damn bathroom's nothing but trouble.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:33Oh, yes.
00:41:39Hey, how's it going?
00:41:41Pretty good, right?
00:41:43This part where people walk in and out is kind of a bitch, but I'm gonna get it.
00:41:46Hey, Harold, forget the rug. That ain't why we're here.
00:41:49Okay, let's go.
00:42:05That's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
00:42:12Maybe he should have fired his ass after all.
00:42:20Now, let's follow him. Not too close. Let him get out of town.
00:42:30I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind.
00:42:34You know, I mean, we use what we need to get the plane up and running.
00:42:38Then if we could just send the rest of the money back.
00:42:42Well, we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them.
00:42:46What's sad?
00:42:47Well, you put them in a blanket on the front porch.
00:42:50You ring the doorbell. You haul ass.
00:42:52Somebody comes out and they see the blanket.
00:42:55They get all nervous because they think there's gonna be a kid crying and crapping all over the place.
00:43:01Then it turns out to be like a million dollars and they go, holy shit.
00:43:06This ain't a kid. It's like a million bucks.
00:43:08What do you think of that idea?
00:43:11You lost me right after you ring the doorbell.
00:43:14Speed up.
00:43:19They speeding up?
00:43:20Huh?
00:43:21Uh, yeah.
00:43:26You might not have to worry about giving that money away after all.
00:43:29Oh, this shit!
00:43:30That's a problem of sad.
00:43:33Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!
00:43:39Oh!
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:43Hey!
00:43:43Hey!
00:43:57Yeah, damn, Harold!
00:43:59That was good driving, Harold.
00:44:01Shit, here they come.
00:44:09We're on the side, we're on the side, look out!
00:44:13No!
00:44:15No!
00:44:18No!
00:44:19No!
00:44:22No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:38Get away from there.
00:44:40Go on, get!
00:44:41Come on, come on!
00:44:42Keep your mouth shut!
00:44:58He's kinda playing hell with the wizard mobile unit.
00:45:02Yeah, kinda.
00:45:10Got something!
00:45:14It's about time.
00:45:27Holy shit.
00:45:30Where's the money?
00:45:32I don't know.
00:45:36Okay.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:38All right, here we go.
00:45:48Chuck, are you messing with me?
00:45:51Are you trying to push my button because if you are, you are doing a wing-ding of a job?
00:45:56No, sir, I'm not trying to push your button.
00:45:57I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:45:59You've got three million dollars of my money.
00:46:03But I thought the money was the-
00:46:04I'll do the talking here!
00:46:06I'm a patient man.
00:46:08Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:46:12Yes, sir.
00:46:13And that business of you robbing that bank and leaving the money there is a gem.
00:46:18Hmm?
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:20And the decoy business today, Amish, that's smart stuff.
00:46:24You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:46:26Thank you, sir.
00:46:27That was my idea.
00:46:29Shut up!
00:46:30You ever heard the saying,
00:46:33don't fuck with the truck when you're driving a jeep?
00:46:35No, I don't believe I have.
00:46:37What that means is,
00:46:40I could kill you right now if I thought it would get me closer to my money.
00:46:43I just slit your gullet like a bag of marbles.
00:46:46Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:46:50Any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:46:53The part with the truck and the jeep?
00:46:55Shut up!
00:46:56No, I think I got it all.
00:46:58You got 48 hours, peckerhead.
00:47:0048 hours.
00:47:01That's what you got until I see my money again,
00:47:05or I turn you into fertilizer mix!
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:11Now get away from my car.
00:47:33Where did all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:39Where'd the money go?
00:47:41Not a clue.
00:47:43I don't know.
00:47:43Where'd the money go?
00:47:51I don't know.
00:47:56I don't know.
00:47:59My van!
00:48:14I think we're gonna get can you think so here's your head out of my sight out of my sight
00:48:24you
00:48:24monsters you monsters what about the uniforms
00:49:01you got any ideas not one and what's more is I don't care the less we know the better off
00:49:08we
00:49:08are how's that we don't have the money don't know where the money is that's about as close
00:49:14as innocence we're gonna get it's all kind of
00:49:25ironic ain't it yeah it's kind of ironic
00:49:31it does mean one thing Chuck
00:49:38can't leave an inferno we ain't gonna open up our charter playing business
00:49:45and all the craziness and confusion I almost forgot why we even wanted the money in the
00:49:49first place and leave it to Harold to remember that we had a dream you got that right Harold we
00:49:57ain't leaving inferno we ain't got our carpet cleaning jobs either no basically we ain't got shit
00:50:09that pretty much sums it up Harold
00:50:25that pretty much sums it up Harold
00:50:42see ya see ya it was wrong to rob the bank I knew that from the get-go I figured
00:50:53some shit might come
00:50:54down but I had no idea as to what kind of shit or how much still the money was behind
00:50:59me and I was
00:51:00glad of that of course if I did learn anything from this experience it was that things are seldom as
00:51:06they appeared to be
00:51:13welcome home honey I can see you did a little redecorating
00:51:16yeah I did how do you like it to tell you the truth I'm not sure the tables in the
00:51:20right place
00:51:24you know there's a nasty rumor going around about you is that so you don't get lippin with me boy
00:51:29you get lippin with me and you'll have to get your head busted and I'm thinking you've been messed up
00:51:34and
00:51:34nothing the last 24 hours I ain't got no fingerprints no hard evidence what I do have is instincts
00:51:49and right now my instincts are telling me that you had something to do with that man I already told
00:51:55you I was in the bank doing some business and while I was in there I went to the bathroom
00:52:00and I heard
00:52:00all the commotion outside yeah I checked and you don't even have an account in first inferno well I
00:52:09know that I was there to open an account I could hold your skinny little white buddy to jail if
00:52:16I wanted
00:52:17to yeah on what charges sir oh I could think of something if I had to but I think I'll
00:52:25just hang
00:52:25around here and keep an eye on you and let you miss something or you will miss something I'm sure
00:52:34of that
00:52:39you'll fix that toilet boy
00:52:49oh my god
00:52:54it's back
00:53:02it says here the Cessna caravan costs like 1.3 million dollars each 12 that's amazing
00:53:12well I'm a little partial to this one seater myself
00:53:16you are are you
00:53:17I am
00:53:21what happened to your head again
00:53:24vacuum cleaner hose flew up hit me on the head
00:53:27that carpet cleaning is a dangerous business
00:53:36here again was the trouble of telling one fib one leads to two leads to four leads to eight to
00:53:41sixteen and so on
00:53:43lying to Layla ruined the thing I liked best about her
00:53:47well
00:53:48second thing I liked best about Layla and that was our ability to talk
00:53:51it was all screwed up and I wasn't sure how I was going to fix it
00:53:55but I was going to find a way at some point
00:53:57I wasn't sure when but I was going to spill the beans and come clean with Layla
00:54:02but not right this very second
00:54:12you're a frapper?
00:54:13yeah and baggy's all nice and neat
00:54:15got any ideas to put it there?
00:54:17nope but I do know one thing
00:54:19what's that?
00:54:20somebody out there knows a whole lot more than we do
00:54:23yeah that would make sense
00:54:36how are you going to do this?
00:54:38I thought I'd tell Sheriff Gibson that I found it in the trash barrel
00:54:42it's going to sound a little fishy but what does he care he's going to get his money back?
00:54:47what about moles?
00:54:49oh
00:54:51now moles
00:54:52that man's going to want to kick my ass
00:54:55but hey
00:54:56once the money's out of my hands
00:54:58the money's out of my hands
00:54:59I can't give the man something I don't got
00:55:04you're going to give him every last penny?
00:55:07yeah
00:55:08every last penny
00:55:11it's the best thing Harold
00:55:14whatever you say
00:55:31a trash barrel
00:55:33yeah
00:55:33a big old oil drum
00:55:35in fact
00:55:36I was about to pour some oil in there
00:55:39and I looked down
00:55:40it's a lucky thing I did
00:55:43and there was all this cash
00:55:45it was just sitting there
00:55:48just how much cash
00:55:50is all this cash?
00:55:52well that's another thing we need to talk about
00:55:59oh
00:56:00sorry Harold
00:56:02a little jumpy aren't we?
00:56:03hi Layla I didn't see you
00:56:04you know you caught me off guard
00:56:06oh well I'm sorry
00:56:08what are you doing?
00:56:09I'm just waiting on Chuck
00:56:10where is he?
00:56:12I've been trying to find him
00:56:13he's over there
00:56:18what's he doing?
00:56:19oh
00:56:20well he's just
00:56:22taking care of some business
00:56:23that needed
00:56:24straightening out
00:56:27what kind of business?
00:56:31well I'm afraid I can't say Layla
00:56:34you can't say?
00:56:37nope
00:56:38it's personal
00:56:40you understand
00:56:43yeah
00:56:45bye
00:56:47where's the money now boy?
00:56:49it's nice and safe
00:56:51but I do have one major concern
00:56:54I know there's a few people in this town
00:56:55that might think that I had something to do
00:56:57with the bank being robbed
00:56:59yeah some people might have some suspicions
00:57:01right
00:57:02the coincidence of me being stuck in the toilet
00:57:05and me being the one who found the money
00:57:07they might be a little more inclined to think that I'm the guy who did it
00:57:11they might
00:57:14look I'm just trying to do the above the board thing here
00:57:18and I would like your word
00:57:19that my good deed
00:57:20won't cause me any punishment or harm
00:57:23or to be more specific
00:57:25I don't want to do any jail time
00:57:27let me tell you this boy
00:57:29you get that money back to me
00:57:32all three million dollars of it
00:57:33and you can walk out of here a free man
00:57:37well then I'd have to say
00:57:38well then I'd have to say
00:57:38we're a business Sheriff Gibson
00:57:43now
00:57:44here's what we're going to do
00:57:46you sure that money's safe?
00:57:48yeah
00:57:49all right
00:57:51eight o'clock tonight
00:57:52you meet me over at Caravan Hotel
00:57:54you know where Caravan is?
00:57:55out on highway five
00:57:57that's right
00:57:58you meet me there
00:58:01with the money
00:58:02why are we meeting there?
00:58:04there's a lot of funny business going on here lately son
00:58:07money showing up
00:58:08money disappearing
00:58:10I just want to be real extra careful
00:58:14I see
00:58:14I mean the Caravan Hotel is in the middle of nowhere
00:58:18anything screwy going on
00:58:20I'm going to be able to see it coming
00:58:23all right
00:58:24eight o'clock
00:58:26you come along
00:58:28all right
00:58:29thank you Sheriff Gibson
00:58:39now you're getting real close to the edge here boy
00:58:42so don't fuck it up
00:58:52I think that's a very smart idea
00:58:54oh thank you
00:58:57right here
00:58:58yeah
00:59:02people don't think ahead
00:59:04that's their trouble
00:59:06they walk in here on December the 15th
00:59:09and bemoan the fact that they haven't set up their Christmas savings account
00:59:12they blame me for not telling them
00:59:14well I'm not going to be one of those people
00:59:19no
00:59:19you won't
00:59:21and I respect that
00:59:25I respect someone who knows the importance of thinking ahead
00:59:29and putting something aside
00:59:31those are admirable traits
00:59:33thank you
00:59:37whoa
00:59:38just one second
00:59:42sorry
00:59:43that's okay
00:59:44I was just leaving
00:59:46Miss Moans was just opening up her new Christmas savings account
00:59:50on something I'd be willing to bet you have neglected to do
00:59:54yeah
00:59:56okay
00:59:56I'll be on my way
01:00:04I'll be seeing you
01:00:06bye
01:00:13she didn't say anything did she
01:00:15did she ask any questions
01:00:18no
01:00:18she just set up her Christmas savings account
01:00:21that's all
01:00:33kid cracked just like I said he would
01:00:34cracked?
01:00:35oh yeah
01:00:36that little turd had had the bunny all along
01:00:38and just like I predicted
01:00:39that visit to his house
01:00:41that shook him up quite a bit
01:00:42I mean I scared the bejeebers out of him
01:00:45I let him know what life would be like
01:00:47when we shining a flashlight up his ass every 30 minutes
01:00:50sounds unpleasant
01:00:51oh it is
01:00:52it's very unpleasant
01:00:54so what's next
01:00:55you can call the street
01:00:56port air for you
01:00:58you get us to fly it out this evening
01:00:59anytime after 10 o'clock
01:01:00two seats
01:01:02yeah
01:01:10Andrew call Montgomery
01:01:12the bird has the worm
01:01:13we gotta move fast
01:01:14I need backup
01:01:17always been my problem
01:01:20I'm too nice
01:01:24I am too lenient with people
01:01:29I let them slide
01:01:31when I ought to stand on their fucking neck
01:01:33you know what I mean?
01:01:35absolutely
01:01:35too nice
01:01:36yeah
01:01:37you're nice to people
01:01:38comes back
01:01:39bites your ass
01:01:43I gave Chucky 48 hours
01:01:45I should have given him 15 minutes
01:01:48see I've been thinking
01:01:50got the old brain working
01:01:52do you know what it tells me?
01:01:54no
01:01:56two and two is four
01:02:01Chuck robbed the bank
01:02:04Chuck left the money in the bank
01:02:07that's pretty smart
01:02:10but he didn't have it
01:02:12when we picked him up
01:02:13no
01:02:14no
01:02:14so
01:02:16who got in the bank?
01:02:18who got past the police barricades?
01:02:22who had that kind of access?
01:02:27I'll tell you who
01:02:28his little girlfriend
01:02:32I'll bet you anything
01:02:33she has my money
01:02:34or she sure
01:02:36she knows where it is
01:02:37that's
01:02:38why we're going to pay her
01:02:40a little visit
01:02:42come on
01:02:52you're not Layla?
01:02:53no shit
01:02:54is she around?
01:02:57could be
01:02:58who's asking?
01:03:00just tell her
01:03:02Chuck's here
01:03:04you Chuck?
01:03:06yeah
01:03:06me Chuck
01:03:07who are you?
01:03:18Chuck!
01:03:20Layla
01:03:21it was like my antenna
01:03:22had blown over
01:03:23all channels were out
01:03:25my picture was rolling
01:03:26my speakers were spewing static
01:03:28I mean
01:03:29who were Huey and Dewey?
01:03:31and what were they doing here?
01:03:33Clifford and Vince
01:03:34this is Chuck
01:03:36hello
01:03:39yeah well listen
01:03:40Vince and Cliff know everything
01:03:42they're from the bureau
01:03:43and they're just here to help us out
01:03:45oh that's good
01:03:46for a second
01:03:47I didn't know what was going on
01:03:48as a matter of fact
01:03:49I still didn't know what was going on
01:03:51but I decided to sit tight
01:03:53and play along
01:03:54we're going to tell everyone
01:03:54we're minor league baseball players
01:03:56in case anybody asks
01:03:57don't you just cut it
01:03:58with minor league baseball crap
01:03:59nobody's asking
01:04:00and nobody gives a shit
01:04:01you're just chasing a dream
01:04:03that never was
01:04:03and never will be
01:04:04Clifford
01:04:04that's all
01:04:05you don't know
01:04:05I could have
01:04:06hey
01:04:09I made some iced tea
01:04:10would you like a glass?
01:04:13okay
01:04:13I brought them up to speed
01:04:14regarding the transfer of money
01:04:16that's around 8 o'clock
01:04:17right?
01:04:18uh
01:04:18yeah
01:04:19okay
01:04:19well that'll give us
01:04:20a little better than two hours
01:04:21still at that motel?
01:04:23yeah
01:04:23caravan out on highway 5
01:04:25highly unusual
01:04:26bringing a civilian in
01:04:27in this manner
01:04:29I've been down here
01:04:29all alone
01:04:30working without Annette
01:04:31doing a job
01:04:31that nobody else
01:04:31wanted to do
01:04:32and I needed some help
01:04:33and Chuck
01:04:34has been a great help
01:04:35and we can trust him
01:04:38how many points of access
01:04:40are we talking?
01:04:41points of access?
01:04:42he means how many doors
01:04:43does one of these motel rooms have?
01:04:44oh just one
01:04:46been there a few times
01:04:47have we?
01:04:48uh-uh
01:04:51uh-uh
01:04:53one door simplifies matters
01:04:55yeah
01:04:56we'll just
01:04:57bait the trap
01:04:58oh now just hold on
01:04:59half a goddamn second
01:05:01now I have been here
01:05:02going on four months
01:05:02sweating my balls off
01:05:04figuratively speaking
01:05:05and if you guys think
01:05:06that I'm gonna get stuck
01:05:06with the assignment from hell
01:05:07and then you're just gonna
01:05:08pop by on the 11th hour
01:05:09and start calling all the shots
01:05:10you got nothing coming
01:05:11but you
01:05:12now I know
01:05:13I bought a civilian into play
01:05:14but there are extenuating
01:05:16circumstances which I will
01:05:17explain at the right time
01:05:17to the senior people
01:05:18but as far as what we do
01:05:19and how we do it
01:05:20I am calling the shots
01:05:21and if you don't like that
01:05:22then you just don't let
01:05:24my point of access
01:05:24hit you on the way out
01:05:29now
01:05:30what time are you supposed
01:05:31to be meeting Gibson?
01:05:32eight o'clock
01:05:34I'm supposed to call him
01:05:35once I check in
01:05:36all right
01:05:37y'all better get going
01:05:39fine
01:05:39be sure to get a room
01:05:40that connects to another room
01:05:42and then about 15 minutes later
01:05:43you guys check in
01:05:44and get a room next door
01:05:46now Chuck
01:05:46wait a minute guys
01:05:47Chuck
01:05:48we're gonna give you a wire
01:05:48that way the boys
01:05:49will know what's going on
01:05:50now remember
01:05:51nobody
01:05:51nobody makes a move
01:05:53until I give the word
01:05:53got it?
01:05:56got it
01:05:57okay
01:05:57I'll be in the car
01:05:59we'll give Gibson and Lonnie
01:06:00some running room
01:06:01that way there won't be
01:06:02any question when we get
01:06:02into court about their
01:06:03motivation
01:06:04you know what I just
01:06:05realized
01:06:06what's that?
01:06:07mole's hud
01:06:07and I'll slip through
01:06:08the net again
01:06:09shit that's right
01:06:10yeah
01:06:11well
01:06:11you know
01:06:12I thought I had him
01:06:13son of a bitch
01:06:14has nine lives
01:06:15we got nothing on him
01:06:17now listen
01:06:18remember
01:06:19nobody makes a move
01:06:20unless I give the word
01:06:22all right
01:06:22okay better get going
01:06:24Chuck
01:06:25good luck
01:06:26and thanks again
01:06:27for all your help
01:06:27okay
01:06:28thank you
01:06:38needless to say
01:06:39I was a little dizzy
01:06:40I felt like somebody
01:06:41had thrown me in the dryer
01:06:42and set the dial
01:06:43for permanent press
01:06:44I suppose I could have
01:06:46been upset
01:06:46to find out that Layla
01:06:47was onto me
01:06:48from the get go
01:06:49in fact
01:06:49it'd be fair to say
01:06:51that she played me
01:06:51like a fiddle
01:06:53but I wasn't pissed
01:06:54I kind of dug the fact
01:06:56that Layla was so smart
01:06:57so on top of the situation
01:06:59and let's just face it
01:07:00I dug the fact
01:07:01that she lifted the noose
01:07:02from around my
01:07:03almost doomed neck
01:07:07the whole scheme
01:07:08was pretty simple
01:07:09once you figured it out
01:07:10Lonnie knew moles
01:07:11had a lot of cash
01:07:12moving through the bank
01:07:13Lonnie and Gibson
01:07:14figured they'd hit the bank
01:07:15and split the 3 million bucks
01:07:17but what nobody counted on
01:07:19was me and Harold
01:07:3232-34
01:07:34how can it be 32-34
01:07:36I scored on my last
01:07:37three possessions
01:07:39look it was 24-32
01:07:41you scored 6 points
01:07:43I just scored
01:07:44that makes it
01:07:4532-34
01:07:47do the math dipshit
01:07:48check
01:07:49you're the dipshit
01:07:51check
01:07:59evenin' darlin'
01:08:05well what a surprise
01:08:07you sure are looking good
01:08:10what do you want
01:08:13and she's got a little bite
01:08:15and she's got a little bite
01:08:15to her
01:08:17I like that
01:08:20where are you heading for
01:08:22girl
01:08:24somewhere
01:08:26I'll be willing to bet
01:08:27that somewhere
01:08:27is where Chucky boy is
01:08:29with my money
01:08:31and you're gonna go
01:08:32and meet him
01:08:33and you and him
01:08:33and my money
01:08:34are gonna head for the hills
01:08:37I guess we're foolish
01:08:38trying to put anything
01:08:39over on you
01:08:41yeah
01:08:44but I'm a nice guy
01:08:47I'm willing to do you
01:08:48a big favor
01:08:50I'm holding my bread
01:08:51I'm willing to drive you
01:08:53out there where Chucky is
01:08:55I don't want to ride
01:08:57want is not an issue here
01:08:59you'll either get in the car
01:09:01and take us to where Chucky is
01:09:02or the boys here will tie you up
01:09:03I'll put a big old gag in your mouth
01:09:04and you can lay around going
01:09:07like this
01:09:08while your boyfriend Chucky
01:09:10is dangling out there
01:09:12waiting for you
01:09:16fine
01:09:18let's go
01:09:21do you have something in there
01:09:22that you want harder to hold
01:09:23for you
01:09:30there you go
01:09:31thank you
01:09:47I can't believe you're calling goaltending
01:09:50you're goaltending
01:09:51they're here
01:09:52they're 50 minutes early
01:09:54but they're here
01:09:56can you guys hear me
01:09:57Steve Bill was my partner for six years
01:09:59he never called goaltending
01:10:01well maybe you never goaltending
01:10:02nah
01:10:05they're right outside the door
01:10:09who is it
01:10:10howdy fucking doody
01:10:12open the goddamn door
01:10:21you guys are a little early
01:10:23yeah well you're a little ugly
01:10:30angel come in
01:10:33nothing
01:10:36angel come in
01:10:41god damn what a lovely sight
01:10:43ain't that a lovely sight
01:10:46oh and aren't you one little sneaky son of a bitch
01:10:49I don't know what you're talking about
01:10:51oh I don't know what you're talking about
01:10:53ain't that precious
01:10:54mr. innocent here
01:10:56like I told you
01:10:57alright
01:10:57I found the money
01:10:58in a trash barrel
01:10:59behind a hand
01:11:01what do you want to do
01:11:03well like she said
01:11:04it's her show
01:11:05we gotta wait for her go ahead
01:11:08what if I told you
01:11:09that I don't buy you
01:11:11your goddamn money
01:11:13in an oil barrel bullshit
01:11:15what if I said
01:11:16I think you lying
01:11:17through your teeth
01:11:17could we get out of here
01:11:19would you shut up
01:11:23what if I said that
01:11:25all I can tell you is what I know
01:11:26okay
01:11:27I found the money
01:11:28in an oil barrel
01:11:31you're the sheriff
01:11:32so I came to you
01:11:33assuming you do the right thing
01:11:39I got a good mind
01:11:40to kick your ass
01:11:43what's so funny
01:11:43I don't know
01:11:44it's just that
01:11:45good mind part
01:11:46seems a little questionable
01:11:55goddammit smartass
01:11:56I want to get out of here
01:11:58I told you
01:12:00we'll go in a minute
01:12:04take your witness here
01:12:25you know you might really
01:12:27go to like this
01:12:28being tied up shit boy
01:12:33I'll tell you what
01:12:35I believe you're gonna regret
01:12:36the day you ever met me
01:12:39I see you trying to get out of that
01:12:49they're walking out the door
01:12:51we can't wait any longer
01:12:53let's do it
01:12:58hey what are you doing here
01:13:15come on out here
01:13:16and give me what's mine
01:13:18or I'm coming in there
01:13:21let's do it
01:13:50that's it
01:13:51again
01:13:52don't you FBI boys
01:13:54don't they stupid
01:13:55or I will kill this lovely
01:13:57young police officer
01:14:00where I will
01:14:08go on
01:14:09I'll kill her
01:14:23I'll kill her
01:14:27I'll kill her
01:14:28I'll kill her
01:14:30I'll kill her
01:14:39almost done
01:14:41Looks like you run out of room, ship of brains.
01:14:44I've kicked all grief off in my blood tank!
01:15:31Get up!
01:15:33Fesca! Hey, don't try it!
01:15:35Okay, get up!
01:15:38Don't get up! Don't get up! Don't get up!
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:46You okay?
01:15:47I think I ate the air conditioner.
01:15:55Flight 31 at 1005.
01:15:57Out of Shreveport.
01:15:58Yes, sir.
01:15:59I'm so sorry.
01:16:00I would tell you you're a little bit accident prone.
01:16:04I think you mentioned it.
01:16:05I don't know.
01:16:22How you doing?
01:16:26Fine.
01:16:29What's in the bag?
01:16:34Whoa.
01:16:35Don't move.
01:16:36FBI.
01:16:37In the coffee and make a scene where you can just turn around, walk out of here nice and easy.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:16:51Of course, when I found the money, I realized I had suddenly undermined the entire case.
01:16:55Undermined?
01:16:56That's right.
01:16:57I mean, at that point, the case would have been over.
01:16:59I would have nailed Gibson, but that meant Moles Hudendale was about to walk away a free man.
01:17:02And it was Moles we sent you to get in the first place.
01:17:05Exactly.
01:17:07Now, I realize this wasn't 100% by the book, but I just decided to throw that cash on out
01:17:12there as if I had never seen it.
01:17:15Narrowly sidestepping a little problem called entrapment.
01:17:19Well, I just wanted the bad guys to have the chance to regain their stolen cash.
01:17:22That way, I had the chance at nailing Moles and everybody else.
01:17:26And if this chance hadn't paid off, if it had backfired in your face, which it could have, would have
01:17:32been out the money and the guys who were laundering the money.
01:17:35That's true.
01:17:37But it did work.
01:17:38You were damn lucky you did.
01:17:40Now, I don't approve.
01:17:42I want you to know that.
01:17:43Yes, sir.
01:17:44But you did land Moles Hudendale, which is something nobody else was able to do.
01:17:49Not to mention the $2.9 million you reclaimed.
01:17:52Yes.
01:17:53This young man that helped out, does he expect to be reimbursed for his contribution?
01:17:58Oh, I think he feels he's been paid.
01:18:00I mean, he's just happy to see justice done.
01:18:02Well, that's wonderful.
01:18:04You put in for two weeks?
01:18:05Yes, sir.
01:18:06Consider it approved.
01:18:09Where are you going?
01:18:11Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:18:14Have a nice trip.
01:18:36Oh, I was just going to talk about a little bit of a little bit of a dream.
01:18:50I've got to go.
01:18:51It's too much for myself.
01:18:51It's too much to say.
01:18:54It's good for you.
01:19:04Like a little bit of a dream.
01:19:04I don't know where you have to go to the Palm Village.
01:19:05Hey, you've got to be a dream.
01:19:05Let's meet you, I'll be in love with the other people.
01:19:06You've got to help while I'm taking the dream.
01:19:06Hi.
01:19:07Hi.
01:19:12I was looking for a pilot.
01:19:14I'm a pilot.
01:19:16Is that your Beach 18 out there?
01:19:18Why, yes, it is.
01:19:20Well, that's a beauty.
01:19:21It's got a rebuilt engine, new paint job, new seats.
01:19:25It's got the works.
01:19:26Well, I was thinking, I'd like to go someplace remote.
01:19:30Remote and secluded.
01:19:32Oh, yeah.
01:19:33The more remote and secluded, the better.
01:19:37Well, it just so happens that we have a deal on remote and secluded today.
01:19:41Really?
01:19:42Is that true?
01:19:44Yes, that is true.
01:19:47Mmm.
01:19:54I missed you.
01:19:55Love it.
01:19:56I missed you.
01:20:11I missed you.
01:20:17There you go.
01:20:32I did the Hierarchy.
01:20:33I will go for it.
01:20:37I didn't know where we were going or what was going to happen,
01:20:40but for the moment, Layla and I were together,
01:20:43and that was perfect.
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