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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28so
00:06:54Almost finished.
00:06:56Eat on soon.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah, you're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed. Early.
00:07:57Oh, no, damn it, we're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You've got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:13Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:19You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:20Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:23Honey?
00:08:25Hi, what lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you?
00:08:37I, sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price, which remains fabulous for the moment, and
00:08:46I say I will sell another tranche in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough, I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding.
00:08:57All dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price when you know the stock's going to fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For a market manipulation, I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's going to fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation, a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm going to have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary, oh, my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:59You are going to love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford, including Pali.
00:10:15You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand, and there's no way your dad would pay
00:10:28for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:31So you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:38So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:58He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa.
00:11:00Hey, Orson, we don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room, you remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now, and, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:23Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:32Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage,
00:11:40and then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:43But the, the bedroom down here is all fixed up,
00:11:48so the whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I, I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I, I, I know, but I, I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:08Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander, just try mirroring.
00:12:20So if they smile,
00:12:23if they smile,
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:27It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here, hold,
00:12:37and let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:46Oh, shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round
00:13:08for his little friend, Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving,
00:13:16and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's going to be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:49Rodrigo, call the ayahuasca guy and tie me.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me
00:14:10that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look French.
00:14:13Take style advice from a widget or me.
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory, it's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead, too,
00:14:29so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:51Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a pilot.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:37He's in a very sensitive place right now.
00:15:41I'm a pilot.
00:15:43What the hell?
00:15:45He didn't think you were coming.
00:15:47He begged me to come.
00:15:49Dad.
00:15:50Dad.
00:15:51Dad, you.
00:15:52Don't be mad.
00:15:54Yeah, um, I'll go.
00:15:55He wants to leave.
00:15:57Speak to Dad.
00:15:59Dad.
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:01Dad.
00:16:01Dad.
00:16:02Dad.
00:16:02What do you wish to say to him?
00:16:09I'm rich.
00:16:11That's great.
00:16:13Dad.
00:16:14Dad.
00:16:16Dad.
00:16:19Help me.
00:16:20I hope no one's looking out the window.
00:16:46All right, go on.
00:16:47Get.
00:16:47In sheet.
00:16:49Great.
00:16:50We're going into the world's most profitable company wreaking that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli.
00:17:09You good?
00:17:10Yeah, yeah.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:12All right.
00:17:13All right.
00:17:15You must be the gentleman from the VA?
00:17:17Yeah, that's right.
00:17:18Just here.
00:17:21We used to run the world, Jeffrey.
00:17:24Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
00:17:28Good grief.
00:17:30Oh, shit.
00:17:30Ruffage?
00:17:33Generalissimo.
00:17:34General Don Voorhees, Jeffrey Hart.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:38Nice to meet you.
00:17:39What are you doing here?
00:17:40Oh, it's time to solve the backlog at the VA.
00:17:43Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys.
00:17:46Well, about to meet with Tim.
00:17:49Just met with Tim.
00:17:50DOD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino.
00:17:54Technology of defense.
00:17:55Because the linear jagovs love these things.
00:17:58Yeah, nice.
00:18:00Nice.
00:18:00Hey, you know, tell me to get lost, but what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference?
00:18:07You know, make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes?
00:18:11Maybe.
00:18:12Major Marcia?
00:18:14Maybe.
00:18:14We'll let you know.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:22Maybe.
00:18:24Guy fired me ten years ago.
00:18:27Prick.
00:18:33God damn it.
00:18:35Hi.
00:18:36Hi.
00:18:36I'm Anushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation.
00:18:40Tim Kwan, Corp Dev.
00:18:41Jeffrey Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.
00:18:44Tom Ruffage, Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs.
00:18:48All right.
00:18:50Oh, just here?
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:51Oh, yeah, sure.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53But, uh, will the other Tim be joining?
00:18:59Big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited.
00:19:03Uh-huh.
00:19:04Uh-huh.
00:19:05So, uh, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing.
00:19:08Yeah, we do indeed.
00:19:10Tim, Big Tim, he likes things super direct.
00:19:15Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Uncluttered.
00:19:16Right?
00:19:17So, straightforwardly, what's the quant been for us?
00:19:23I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means.
00:19:28Quant been is quantifiable benefits.
00:19:32Got it.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:35Well, I mean, uh, I don't know.
00:19:38Uh, you're here.
00:19:41You live here.
00:19:43And you and me and Jeffrey and Anushka and Big Tim, we're all here.
00:19:48There are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this, you know, free
00:19:57to make a business, to speak our minds, to make ungodly sums of money.
00:20:03But for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend
00:20:12the socioeconomic system in which you and your company thrive, I mean, they're not even asking
00:20:17you for a favor.
00:20:20In fact, they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars.
00:20:26It's for your help.
00:20:30So, us helping you do the work is kind of like, I don't know, um, France helping your
00:20:38mother set up her printer.
00:20:40You know?
00:20:42France, but with, like, much, much, much more money than France.
00:20:46Uh-huh.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Oh, you guys get it?
00:20:49Oh, yeah.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50Yeah?
00:20:50We, of course, recognize the sacrifice of your, your people.
00:20:58They're struggling.
00:20:59And we, we feel that.
00:21:06Oh.
00:21:07You feel it?
00:21:08Uh-huh.
00:21:08We feel it, guys.
00:21:09We feel it.
00:21:10You must be really feeling it.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Well, thank you, Anushka.
00:21:16This has been, um, what's the opposite of uplifting?
00:21:21Uh, demoralizing.
00:21:22Yeah, demo.
00:21:23Ha-ha.
00:21:24I bet.
00:21:25In these parts.
00:21:26Come on, Jeffrey.
00:21:26We got other meetings.
00:21:36Our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week.
00:21:41Uh, it's Major Marsha.
00:21:43Boris says you're welcome.
00:21:48You're speaking at the conference.
00:21:50No.
00:21:51DoD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium, if we're all right with sharing.
00:21:55You just need to reserve it on your card, and they will reimburse you.
00:21:59You okay with sharing a suite?
00:22:00I'll take the couch.
00:22:01No.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02I've been a full-time pain in the ass.
00:22:04You deserve it.
00:22:05Damn!
00:22:06The Elysium is the shit.
00:22:09I thought that guy'd never forgive me.
00:22:11Why?
00:22:12What'd you do to get fired?
00:22:13Doesn't matter now.
00:22:15Booyah!
00:22:28Hello?
00:22:30Honey, we can hear you.
00:22:32No bassoon during office hours.
00:22:36Very sorry about that, Carl.
00:22:39It's fine.
00:22:40No, no.
00:22:41No, it's not.
00:22:41This is, this is your time.
00:22:44Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was.
00:22:50Lord knows, I was just going to complain anyway, and who wants to hear me complain?
00:22:53Boo-hoo, poor old rich fart.
00:22:56We all deserve to complain.
00:22:58Not the Richies.
00:23:01People act like we took something.
00:23:04As if we didn't build everything they touch.
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:07And we didn't build it to be worshipped.
00:23:09We built it to work, and it does work.
00:23:12But where's our parade?
00:23:15All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude.
00:23:18And I gotta be honest with you, it's starting to make me maybe a little mental.
00:23:23Would you like to starfish, Carl?
00:23:27Okay, yeah.
00:23:34Great.
00:23:36I'm backsliding, Joanne.
00:23:40This shithill came up to me at Milltown, my haunt.
00:23:44The one place that I could go to in public when no one bothers me.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:49And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, this stivilling shitstick sits, sits at my table.
00:24:00And he's like, oh, Mr. Mardoff, you're such an inspiration.
00:24:04Of course, he brings up Mardoff's Law.
00:24:06He was admiring you.
00:24:08Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action?
00:24:13Mardoff's Law is something I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines.
00:24:17Profits will continue to grow forever, right?
00:24:20Infinite growth.
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:21That's the logic of the cancer cell.
00:24:23If I could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit-licker's trachea
00:24:32until it buckled and his eyes popped, that would have been a legacy.
00:24:38But I didn't.
00:24:40I didn't.
00:24:42Okay, Zeus.
00:24:45Go get it.
00:24:48Zeus.
00:24:49Come on, buddy.
00:24:51You gotta get it.
00:24:59You gotta get it.
00:25:01I'm sorry.
00:25:06Hey, boy.
00:25:08Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh?
00:25:11A little late for that, don't you think?
00:25:13Tricks are for kids.
00:25:19One day, you're chasing squirrels, and then the next, you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug.
00:25:27Ain't right.
00:25:34Sorry.
00:25:35Don't worry.
00:25:35I'm sorry.
00:25:35I don't know.
00:26:21Stop, stop.
00:26:29Stop.
00:26:37Hey.
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40That was a game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:47i don't know what they're doing over there oh look who's alive yes i am alive
00:26:56anton came over for a session last night right and it was expansive you really ought to try it
00:27:05the puke juice no thank you i had a snag at work a little bit more than a snag but
00:27:14lily my dad came to me in a vision and showed me a path forward right guests arrive at one
00:27:23duncan yes the reception for beatrice the new headmaster at your daughter's school
00:27:30i think maybe a shower is in order okay oh um and with regards to our arrangement and in keeping
00:27:41with what we discussed i did meet someone in napa at the map baths a danish cfo
00:27:50of course we use protection
00:27:54fun guy you'd like him oh oh i know andushka was here last night
00:28:03so that's back on you're supposed to tell me no no no i didn't she
00:28:10that's all in the past that she was here as a friend uh right
00:28:14d danish ceo dfo okay brush your teeth okay your breath stinks yeah
00:28:27oh rodrigo you're fired good one no you're fired you told lily anushka was here last night
00:28:33what no i didn't yes you did lucky yeah so that dragon tattoo chick i need that algo she did
00:28:40on
00:28:40that guy that was doing that thing that one time is that illegal no no it's not illegal just frowned
00:28:46upon okay hold on yep lucky are you still there yeah i'm here okay listen to me it was napa
00:28:52valley
00:28:5329th and the mud baths danish cfo like you know 30 30 30 30 get me that uh code monkey
00:29:01with the pink
00:29:01hair the none of the above with the door knocker in her nose sorry their nose just get her on
00:29:06it duncan
00:29:11hey uh get up what is this get out from behind my desk did did anyone see you sitting there
00:29:17i don't
00:29:17think so how's progress uh the uh gentleman from the napa mud baths is now in copenhagen okay get him
00:29:25what's the problem in europe this is against this is america we have our own rules here i mean we
00:29:30play
00:29:30football with a football okay um this algo is an ai powered threat shield intended to protect people
00:29:36and their privacy i know i've seen it and i find its scope annoyingly narrow it synthesizes socials
00:29:42biometrics financials your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info
00:29:49sets which is fine for your corporate clients but not performant under data rich scenarios so
00:29:57this is i mean it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat
00:30:03now you're making my heartbeat its scope is basically god's eye good super scobey then but
00:30:10in the wrong hands it could it could you whose hands are you talking about my hands
00:30:16hmm listen you make a wrench right and i buy that wrench right if i fix a leak or break
00:30:24someone's
00:30:24kneecap with it it's not up to the wrench girl but my algo isn't intended no my algo
00:30:29mine you work here you developed it here it is mine or do you want me to slap you with
00:30:35the lawsuit
00:30:37if you did that i would quit obviously and then one of your other employees would need to
00:30:42be capable of supervising which they're not
00:30:49lucky can you give us the room
00:30:54i told you to fix the door sorry um mr park there are rules rules are designed to keep
00:31:01morons in line are you a moron no you aren't and think about it okay what if this algo ends
00:31:07up
00:31:07protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them who's gonna who's gonna make that call you
00:31:15every time yeah how about we develop this hmm all right i'll give you the resources you need
00:31:24don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky isn't that why you came
00:31:28to the valley
00:31:30yeah okay so how godlike is this omniscience semi-deity omniscience what's that we're about to find out
00:31:48here spoof it from this number
00:31:57lily i was just thinking about your jobs
00:32:00how do you think about yourself hello hi
00:32:05hang on
00:32:08that was it press releases personal calendars text chains posts search engine requests shopping
00:32:14that's a big boat oh it's really me he's handsome yeah no how much does he make
00:32:26fuck okay he got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid i did too yeah he likes sweet beer herring
00:32:36anal okay do you want more of the sex stuff because i can tweak it no no no it's
00:32:43okay
00:32:50this is um
00:32:54this is a thing
00:33:00good work
00:33:07hey i don't know your name what is it harper harper hi
00:33:10um
00:33:11i can count on your complete discretion with this right what do you want um i i want to get
00:33:18you
00:33:18something all right what do you need what do you need anything an office of my own
00:33:45what are you up to these days
00:33:47soccer tournament
00:33:48stocker tournament that sounds soccer soccer i prefer skiing but they have wealth connotations
00:33:56uh-huh soccer's more relatable hey tessie's here somewhere you two should
00:34:01get together when's the last time you guys had a sleepover not since like seventh grade
00:34:08okay can you just hold that face i'm building an intelligent entity more of an autonomous
00:34:15companion for alienated teens based on personal data ecosystems but it has been
00:34:20a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness thanks jamie
00:34:28okay just a second sweetie sweetie next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first
00:34:37yeah i don't know how many of those she's eating you try i mean it's hard it's really hard being
00:34:45a mom
00:35:06honey swim first then eat just so you don't have any
00:35:09digestion issues in the park offsetters pool can we talk please our next session in the office
00:35:19i'd rather do it now duncan circumstances don't always line with our wishes
00:35:42your parents gave you a smartphone uh yeah yours don't smarts are worse than hard drugs twice
00:35:49as addictive doesn't every parent here like work on tech stuff arms dealers don't give their kids
00:35:58your parents landmines
00:35:58so
00:36:06so
00:36:14so
00:36:15so
00:36:16so
00:36:34Does your mom still take your body mass index every night?
00:36:37What was her thing?
00:36:38Like, anything over-petitive,
00:36:40you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10.
00:36:44Amazing.
00:36:45You're your klepto now.
00:36:47It was better pyromania.
00:36:51And you have to repeat the 11th grade.
00:36:54Less community service.
00:36:56And I have to see Dr. Gary.
00:36:57Court ordered.
00:36:59Triple crown.
00:37:01Poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:05Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
00:37:08So deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jimmy.
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it,
00:37:18just cross the street for attention.
00:37:20Up the road, if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:39Well, you're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:44What are you talking about?
00:37:47Everybody from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:58He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:02He convinced Brick Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05He might do.
00:38:06After you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't that.
00:38:12But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least on someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:22Clothing?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own, huh?
00:38:27Little Tim blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:32Yeah, well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off.
00:38:47They're the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24Yeah?
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:32Oh, uh...
00:39:33By the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42The unpredictable, costly, easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:49Oh!
00:39:50Oh!
00:39:51That is not...
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Lilian a lot of respect and agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:00Don't.
00:40:02No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04Sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:27Before that, master's from Columbia, Harvard before that, and a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:37I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one to lead
00:40:44us into the future.
00:40:45Raising money or frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town.
00:40:49I give you...
00:40:50It's not fraud.
00:40:51Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus, it's fine.
00:41:02Goodness, I, um, should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at Las Altas.
00:41:14Oh, Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh...
00:41:18I, what?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey, sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26I can't leave a thinker.
00:41:29Let's make this a great beer.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is...
00:41:46This is weird, but I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50You don't know what you're talking about, bro.
00:41:52Oh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and you might think
00:41:56that I took it.
00:41:57Like, ipso facto or whatever.
00:42:02Um.
00:42:19Okay, so listen.
00:42:20I'm in crisis right now.
00:42:22This is...
00:42:23You're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Well...
00:42:34I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:41And here, when you use the word fraud in the valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:53I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:58What?
00:42:58Oh, you haven't done anything about this, yet acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics, you know, I, I, I, I bag a high-profile investor, and then everybody forgets about
00:43:10Cupertino, and we grow, we grow.
00:43:13No, I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation, and it is a felony.
00:43:21A felony, a felony.
00:43:24No, look, okay, here, you, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just gonna assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:31So you snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients, and they're fucked up kids, and that's...
00:43:36No, I, my child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:42You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
00:43:53I just had an uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay, okay, okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right, maybe there is one or two in my arena, or adjacent, and that
00:44:07maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And maybe their personalities match as well, and you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch, or...
00:44:16Okay, I am not a dating service for businessmen.
00:44:20Duncan, I am a therapist, and you need to respect that.
00:44:24Okay, life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no, I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you, with you.
00:44:34Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:47I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail?
00:44:52Don't.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00That is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this is right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I, I, I...
00:45:12I apologize, Duncan, and I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen, Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23See, I'm just a bit agitated more than usual,
00:45:27and you keep bringing up the SEC and the lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am...
00:45:31Listen, I, I depend on you, and I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:02Some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:09Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:23I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there, the big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell, yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:44Uh, Tom.
00:46:48Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest,
00:47:02not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:14Yeah, yeah.
00:47:17I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:29You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:31And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41You know?
00:47:42We'll get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing channels.
00:48:08And let us know what was good about it.
00:48:10Come first place.
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:14Hm?
00:48:18Born from carbon-woven composite skin.
00:48:21Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage.
00:48:25We pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:37I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:47It's for the vets.
00:48:49I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:09No!
00:49:11No!
00:49:12No!
00:49:18Okay!
00:49:19Okay!
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad. How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad. Not for an old gazer.
00:49:46How's it going there? When did school start?
00:49:50Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:50:00Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:11The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it. I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked on the 21st,
00:50:29BSO's playing Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34Worst case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:54Shit.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:57Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:04Shit.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:09Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:25Who remembers?
00:52:27I might have bought him for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho, like war's my jam, or is it like, oh, we don't talk
00:52:46about
00:52:47blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey.
00:53:00Go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:04Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:05They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:12You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:30Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform, and women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
00:53:51Is it the navy, marines?
00:53:54Air force and coast guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:22We find your bad guys, and you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that, no, they're kind of into it,
00:54:31too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So that's, it's actually a win, win, win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:39Um, it's just, what, we represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:01What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You, you said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine-soaked vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags
00:55:27in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could,
00:55:35be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:51I, I, I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:58I know it's not great, what people say about me.
00:56:01But, but this is not, this is not the story I needed.
00:56:06Okay, this is just, this is goodwill fuckery.
00:56:09And your buddy, Little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim.
00:56:11That's exactly what he's gonna say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes.
00:56:17Yes, it is.
00:56:17I, I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out, so he can drive up
00:56:27with his bodies and go like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole
00:56:33sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right and you're gonna tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:51So, um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting
00:57:58varicose veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis, my company, we harvest your data every time you click agree.
00:58:06And then we put that all into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:10Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know, all that godlike knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
00:59:15shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:19And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:46CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:58You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:02That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no, you planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America
01:00:26to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:58So can we please just...
01:01:01Please.
01:01:03Talk about my dad.
01:01:20Hello?
01:01:24Hello?
01:01:25Hello?
01:01:39you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the rat of god dad you're like having a
01:01:46breakdown hypergnomes assemble we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person
01:01:55from birth you're not predicting behavior you're steering it your algorithm says all that yes
01:02:03that's the kind of tech that could help people my patients have dangerous violent tendencies
01:02:11i just want to crush them so what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so
01:02:19did
01:02:20the bubonic plague i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a
01:02:25moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy renting your company hey
01:02:33prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real the audacity episode 101 we follow a silicon valley ceo duncan park
01:02:5540s biohacked and be spectacled in episode one the first thing that i wrote down was
01:03:02duncan's opening line more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being
01:03:09said to somebody in confidence angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's
01:03:16mindset or the psychology lost man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship
01:03:23more than just therapist patient they started the season a little bit in performance of
01:03:28themselves especially joanne she's like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will
01:03:35that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be let's see what happens when you are
01:03:41a powerful
01:03:42person discussing corporate secrets successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does
01:03:48the therapist do with the information which is essentially insider information really this is
01:03:54strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no
01:04:03okay yeah thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never
01:04:12gotten his flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem
01:04:19is greed like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:28mardolph's law is something i wrote on in napkin on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:33the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about what
01:04:39you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house with
01:04:45a
01:04:45psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients i was a
01:04:52teenager and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring but i could listen
01:04:58to them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's so safe about it
01:05:05when i
01:05:05told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office you soldier
01:05:11shares these two seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common she is
01:05:17shown to be somebody with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and you'll still
01:05:24profit me too because you're gonna dish all that life giving dirt to me
01:05:30end of episode
01:05:31so
01:05:48you
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