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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04What's up, dude?
00:05I don't know. I just kind of like bend it up.
00:11Did he just break a window?
00:14Oh, ma!
00:16I'm sorry.
00:18Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:25At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:42Oh, God!
00:46What the hell?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51When I told her to clean her room, I was definitely expecting some pushback.
00:55Been across that street.
00:57At any.
00:59Come join.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06The Neighborhood Watch.
01:08You are currently being recorded.
01:11It's cool.
01:14No!
01:15Lock it.
01:17Lock it.
01:18Lock it.
01:19Lock it.
01:21Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:23Lock it.
01:24Lock it.
01:25Lock it.
01:26Lock.
01:27This boy wants to say...
01:28...do you want a piece of me?
01:30Do you want a piece of me?
01:32Eeeh!
01:34Eeeh!
01:35Eeeh!
01:36Eeeh!
01:36You want pizza for me?
01:38Yeah!
01:39Sure!
01:39Yeah!
01:40Eeeh!
01:41Eeeh!
01:43Coming down.
01:54Where did I go?
02:25This little girl has to explain why she can't come out to play.
02:30On this day, I was actually prepping for a colonoscopy I was going to have, and I wanted
02:35to be able to help prep Emma to let her know what was going on at a six-year-old
02:39level.
02:40So I was like, hey, Emma, I'm about to drink this drink, and it's going to clean my insides
02:43out so they can take a picture of me tomorrow.
02:46But I need you here because I need you to be my big helper today.
02:49Of course, the minute the prep hits, the doorbell rings.
02:52Cue Emma!
02:55Let's camera action.
02:57Yeah.
03:02When I was sitting in the bathroom, I can hear the voices but can't quite make out what's
03:10being said.
03:11Um, but I can hear that her tone of voice almost sounds like she's, like, serious.
03:16She has to get surgery when she's, when it's over.
03:19It's not funny at all.
03:21I was being protective because she's my mom and I care about her.
03:26I was at work.
03:27We get the notifications when someone shows up at the door.
03:30I just so happened to look at the camera and I was able to see the interaction of the video
03:35live and started laughing quite a lot at work.
03:41Like, my wife texted me and she's like, you have to watch the doorbell video.
03:45I was like, uh-oh.
03:47Like, what am I about to view here?
03:50Okay, she already started.
03:52She started already.
03:54Oh, it's bad.
03:55Honestly, when she said that, it was 100% her.
03:59That's just her personality.
04:01I always like to say, kids will say what we're really thinking.
04:05Like, adults don't, don't say that stuff.
04:07But I'm like, you're right.
04:09So you can't play?
04:10Well, I can ask.
04:13She comes right upstairs to tell me that the neighbor boys are here.
04:16I want to go play.
04:17And so I was like, honestly, if you really want to go play now, you can.
04:20We did get a text message from the mom, you know, saying that, hey, boys were talking about
04:27some conversation they had with Emma about poop.
04:30But at that point in time, I'd already had the video, so I went ahead and sent it to her.
04:34She thought it was hilarious.
04:35I thought, you know what?
04:36Maybe it's too much, but I'm going to post it on the socials and see what happens.
04:40It went crazy.
04:42She started already.
04:43Oh, it's bad.
04:45I'm actually a nurse.
04:46So when my members are going through this, I actually will send them the video as kind
04:52of a lighthearted, make you feel better about the prep and stuff.
04:58She's going to poop like crazy, okay?
05:01I have honestly been showing it to everybody since.
05:04What?
05:13Oh, God.
05:16Sorry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19That really hurt.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:23Daddy, daddy.
05:24Oh.
05:34Hello.
05:37Hello.
05:38Can you please open the door?
05:40I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:42I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:44What?
05:45He's funny.
05:46In the spirits that haunt this house, hurry and leave a message before it's too late.
05:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:59That was really cool, but can you please open the door?
06:07We're just sending a message because the doorbell sent us the voicemail.
06:12Uh, you know you're ruining children's lives.
06:23This boy is about to fall for a practical joke.
06:29Ah!
06:30I'm going to kill you!
06:39This girl has just finished cleaning her cat's litter box.
06:53This family is on their way to a gender reveal party.
06:59Ah!
07:05Yes, I get to be up here.
07:07No, Connor!
07:08No!
07:10You're not allowed up there!
07:12But Mom's back.
07:14That's all I'll be there.
07:15Mom!
07:17Did you say Connor can go up on my bed?
07:21Yeah, I was waiting for that.
07:24Okay.
07:27Ow!
07:28Connor just ruined my bed!
07:34A camera catches a girl running away from home.
07:38I'm moving away!
07:39No one loves me in the house!
07:42I have three children.
07:44Joey is my middle child.
07:45She's six years old.
07:47And then I have Michael.
07:48He's my oldest.
07:49He's nine.
07:50And then we have little Judah at home.
07:52She's one.
07:53When Joey found out that she was going to be a big sister, I don't think that she realized
07:59that the baby was actually going to stay there the whole time.
08:02So having to share mommy took a bit of adjusting, too.
08:06I felt like no one was paying attention to me.
08:11Everyone's in the house.
08:12Michael was putting away the dishes, and Joey was supposed to be upstairs cleaning her room.
08:16I was definitely expecting some pushback.
08:18I didn't know it was going to be as extreme as her wanting to run away from home, though.
08:25Are you moving to Pama's house?
08:27No!
08:28To Pama's house.
08:30In Mexico!
08:31My mom lives about two blocks away from me, and they call her Pama.
08:36I buy them their own snacks so that they don't have to touch mine.
08:40But instead of going in the kitchen and grabbing her things, she grabbed my snacks.
08:45She grabbed my rice cakes and put them in her bag, along with the juice, and she packed
08:50the dress as well.
08:51And she was all set to go to Mexico.
08:53I guess that's all you need.
08:55I was thinking to go to Mexico and get a hotel and eat some tacos.
09:02No, you can't.
09:03You can't go in a plane without this.
09:05It's not like every day you have to stop your sister from going to Mexico.
09:10I was not expecting her to move, because all she does is just bark, but not, like, bite.
09:17I was watching the camera, and I saw that she was just kind of standing there, like, in
09:21protest.
09:22And I'm like, girl, if you're going to Mexico, take me with you, because I need a vacation.
09:28I didn't even feel the need to, like, really interject, because Big Brother had it.
09:32It seems like he handled it well.
09:37I was like, well, where did she get that from?
09:40Because we're not a military family, and apparently one of her favorite TV shows, they say that
09:45a lot.
09:46I guess she felt it was the appropriate response at the time.
09:50It's because that means bye.
09:53I was hoping someone was going to come and get me.
09:57I think eventually she came inside for a couple of reasons.
10:00Number one, it was cold.
10:01And I think she kind of realized, like, well, how am I going to make it to Mexico if I
10:05can't
10:06cross the street?
10:07I definitely knew that it was just kind of like a cry for attention.
10:11She did clean her room that night, but then we got to hang out for a little bit and have
10:15a little mommy and Joey time.
10:16So, Joey, do you still want to go to Mexico?
10:19No, I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:23Better not cross that street.
10:25Eddie!
10:26Eddie!
10:29This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:45And we'll be right back.
10:46Thank you, though.
10:46I'll be right back.
10:46Hi.
10:47Thanks, fellas.
10:48Bye.
10:49Bye.
11:16Wait, let me try in the front.
11:17Okay, I'm gonna take off without me.
11:22Is your ass on it?
11:24Hold me, stomach.
11:33Here goes my friend.
11:36We're in trouble.
11:37I know we are.
11:39Did you get some mama?
11:40No, let's not tell her.
11:43This boy wants to show his friend his DIY Halloween costume.
11:53Let's go.
11:55Let's go.
11:58Let's go.
12:01Let's go.
12:04Oh, shoot.
12:11Let's go.
12:40I'm going to kill you!
12:46A camera catches a late night message.
12:50You're not going to do anything, because you're in the Bahamas.
12:54When she sees this, she's certainly going to have some comments.
12:58Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
13:22This girl recently got her driver's license.
13:38What a great deal!
14:11this young man has a message for his mom all right mom you got me all right I'm busted what
14:21are you
14:21gonna do at the time I was probably in my mid-20s and my parents went to the Bahamas and
14:26I think they
14:27were going maybe a week when they left my mom asked me to watch her dog she loves her dog
14:31so
14:32much a lot more than me for sure I was definitely a little on edge about the camera she is
14:38constantly
14:38looking at her ring camera basically the whole week every time I'd left to go anywhere the weather
14:43was just to go get some breakfast whether it's running errand my mom would see me leave and
14:48instantly text me wonder where I was going how long I was gonna be back how is Reagan have you
14:51taken him out to pee she's never been like hey Tripp how are you is everything okay you know are
14:57you are
14:57you are you feeling all right no how's Reagan that's the number one question oh you got these fancy ring
15:04cameras and you you got me on video okay Saturday night me and some friends we're in town just you
15:13know out to dinner and then maybe somewhere for drinks after that so when I got back that night
15:18a little later than usual and I saw the camera light up I knew instantly I said all right I'm
15:23getting
15:23ready to get a text here in about five minutes you got me okay I'm busted
15:34transfusions are my go-to drink but transfusion is vodka ginger ale and then just a splash of grape juice
15:40that probably had four or five transfusions that night you really don't need many transfusions will
15:46do that to you I know I know you're sitting there in your fancy chair of the the Nassau Bahamas
15:53and
15:53you oh we got him now Mike we got him now Mikey oh we got him so the wrath of
16:00my mom is like no other
16:02if you've got her coming for you you you don't know what you're in for in my opinion I'll tell
16:07you
16:07one thing mom you ain't you ain't as clever as you think all right because you ain't got me
16:14because I'm gonna get in this house and I'm gonna put the air on 62 my mom and I bicker
16:21about uh air
16:22conditioning if you touch your AC I mean you might as well slash the tires on her car because that's
16:27about as bad as it gets with her you're not gonna do anything because you're in there but I miss
16:33I actually really truthfully did not just a thermostat I think it was both out of respect
16:37and out of fear I kind of thought I ended with the last laugh and then woke up with her
16:42having
16:43the last laugh was saying look here's a video of you and I put it on Facebook you got me
16:48now obviously
16:49anytime I walk into a ring camera I'm like a little more self-conscious I'm like don't say
16:53anything you don't want repeated I'm busted blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
17:22this boy is about to get the shock of his life
17:44a camera records teens moving a ping-pong table
17:52*** fluency
17:55***
17:56***
18:19This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:53This boy is visiting a neighbor.
18:58Oh, um, do you want some eggs?
19:01We're not home, sweetheart.
19:03We're out, so I'll come and see you later on, okay?
19:08Um, just so you know, uh, these eggs came out of chicken butts, so just wash them before
19:17you eat them, okay?
19:18Yeah, just leave them on the chair right there, okay?
19:22Okay, I will.
19:29That's just disgusting, bye.
19:42What's up?
19:46Oh my god!
19:48Did you see a cat?
19:50Yeah.
20:10Mommy!
20:12Mommy!
20:14Mommy!
20:16Mommy!
20:17Mommy!
20:17Mommy!
20:17Mommy!
20:18Mommy!
20:20Mommy!
20:24Mommy!
20:26Mommy!
20:27Santa just brought this girl a new bike.
20:59Like it?
21:06A father catches his son eating chocolate.
21:10Put it on the counter, Logan.
21:13Logan, one, two.
21:18Put it on the counter.
21:28Go sit on the couch.
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