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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 18: Ain't Love Grand
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that out and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Do it again.
01:56Do it.
01:58Do it.
02:04Do it again.
02:07Do it.
02:08Do it again.
02:10Do it.
02:19Save the drink.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24a man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool
03:29we do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets i generally remove the hornet's nests
03:35with a garden hose if you soak them enough they tend to fall apart since the nests are basically
03:41paper and by the next day everything's fine they've really never bothered us but they were
03:47never invited to our barbecues for sure we were sitting in our hot tub and we noticed a large nest
03:54in the woods behind our house i soaked the nest the next day when we got up we noticed that
04:00the
04:00hornets were rebuilding the nest i've kind of annoyed like i pay the property taxes not them
04:07there was so little left he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose just get the pool
04:12skimmer and knock that little bit down and that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized
04:22as soon as i hit the nest i realized i had made a mistake
04:26i heard the buzzing and i saw a cloud of hornets coming at me the nest hanging in a tree
04:33now i know
04:34tells you they actually are wasps but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets and they are
04:39particularly vicious
04:44i did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone so
04:51that the rest of the nest can follow them so as i ran around the pool the whole nest was
04:55following me
05:00my first thought was oh my god i hope he's not going in the house but then it's a matter
05:05of how
05:05long can you hold your breath because they were waiting for him
05:12my lungs were empty of oxygen so i had to come up and i didn't realize that they were going
05:17to still
05:17come back at me i was trying hard not to laugh but i couldn't so i had to cover my
05:22face
05:30they do mark a person because the entire time i was standing there they never bothered me at all
05:37nothing's happening it's quiet i don't see anything
05:41they must have got stuck under my shirt because i was still getting stung
05:45when i was on the water
05:49i was stung probably five or six times
05:52if we didn't have the pool i don't know what i would have done
05:55you would have no escape it would have been terrible
05:57yeah the next day they were still continuing to build the nest so we called the exterminator
06:03and we watched from inside the house
06:06the hornets have not come back but what i did was not a good idea and i'm never going to
06:12do it again
06:12from now on we call the exterminator
06:19this couple is trying out their new lawnmower
06:35a bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera
06:45well thanks for leaving me out here
06:47come on it's a bug
06:50this woman forgot to put her car in park
07:03jesus christ
07:04run run run run
07:15this family has just discovered an uninvited guest
07:19what do we do
07:20run
07:21run
07:22run
07:33run
07:35run
07:35run
07:35run
07:36run
07:59this man's wife is trying to be helpful
08:03Okay, one seat.
08:04Ah!
08:07Ah!
08:07I don't want to go!
08:09I don't want to go!
08:11Okay, let it go!
08:12Let it go!
08:12You got it!
08:13Let it go!
08:14Let it go!
08:15I got it!
08:17Get out of here!
08:18No!
08:19Where are you?
08:20Let it go!
08:21Let it go!
08:22Get out of there!
08:23I got it!
08:24I got it!
08:25I got it!
08:26Let it go!
08:26Yeah, let it go!
08:28I do!
08:29I got to put it in the wheel.
08:35A boy has a proposal for his girlfriend.
08:39To me, prom is very important.
08:41It's the one thing as a little girl you're waiting your whole life to do.
08:45So to have a handsome date and have the promposal, have the pretty dress,
08:50it's all part of the whole experience.
08:52I'd kind of been like hinting at him to ask me,
08:55so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I started looking at Pinterest for like ideas and then I'm just sitting in my living room
09:02and I see my brother's like huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little, I think she found her love of sharks after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium, we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:17They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks.
09:22And I was like, well, it'd be pretty funny if I just like show up to her house in a
09:25shark mask.
09:26So, you know, it was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage, made the sign, grabbed the shark head, and I was like, let's do it.
09:34Let's go, let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:41Sorry about that, dude.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me.
09:44I just see this guy like set a package down and like take a picture.
09:48I'm just like, perfect.
09:50Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot, but I mean, you just saw a dude in a shark mask
09:56standing there with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry, man, that was crazy fun.
10:07Even now the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression I was not getting a proposal.
10:20Then I just hear laughter.
10:24I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:26Oh my God, are you crying?
10:29She's crying.
10:31She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready, putting on my cute outfit, grabbing my phone so I could
10:38take pictures, because obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees.
10:43I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in before we clocked out,
10:53before she actually came out.
10:56It's over, hurry up.
10:57I know.
10:58Let's go up.
10:59You can get fresh afterwards.
11:01When I saw the shark head and the shark related sign, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out they didn't, you know, keep it recording so that way they
11:11could see her come out and us take pictures, just the whole idea.
11:15But her reaction was worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the moon.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:24Like we could have had him in the pictures, you know, like all three of us.
11:26He could be the fourth on the couch, but he decided that he had places to be.
11:30So the shark did not make an appearance at prom.
11:34But it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments, but it makes me laugh.
11:43So it's one of the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know, you got to go the extra mile.
11:52A bat has invaded this house.
11:55It's a birdie!
11:57It's a birdie!
11:58It's a birdie!
12:02It's a birdie!
12:06What?
12:07It's a batman!
12:09It's a batman!
12:14What do we do?
12:16Run!
12:16It's a batman!
12:17Oh my god, he's trying to kill me!
12:22Get up, like it. I am not, I can't do this. I don't like that.
12:25Where is it? Where is it? Get up, like it.
12:29Where is it? Talk to me, dude.
12:32I don't know, he's flying at me!
12:36I'm so hilarious.
12:42I'm so hilarious!
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something blowing.
12:52I saw something blowing!
12:54Oh no, I'm tripping.
12:56Shut up.
12:59Are you scared about it?
13:01No, I'm not.
13:02I have allergies.
13:04I have allergies.
13:06Babe, if it hurts...
13:08Don't say babe that loud!
13:12Don't say babe that loud!
13:14That scared me!
13:17That was super loud!
13:21That was super loud!
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Yeah!
13:31No!
13:35A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:38Ma'am, I'm gonna put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:45I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:05This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in it.
14:13Oh my gosh!
14:14Andrew!
14:15Turn it off!
14:31The wreath looks good!
14:34The wreath looks good!
14:43I told her to bring you sick!
14:45I told her to bring you sick!
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:26It was Saturday or Sunday and he was still very asleep and he just started yapping and I just went
15:34with it.
15:35So we'll move on with the details here.
15:38I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer and I think I was making his life a
15:47little difficult.
15:48All right, so first and foremost will you be injured in any way?
15:52Yeah.
15:53I got a crick in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:04At that time, I was in fact a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:13I won't say the company, but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy during that.
16:38Oh!
16:39Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46It's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:50I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off. I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day, and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:16In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep. I'm not in control of it, so.
17:22Okay, I apologize for that. I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball, and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:33Would you thank you for your time? Good night, and God bless America.
17:40A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22Dinner is over at this house in Wisconsin.
18:25Okay, tell the series some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Ma'am, are you okay?
18:33Ma'am, are you okay?
18:33Ma'am, are you okay?
18:36Ma'am, are you okay?
18:39Ma'am, are you okay?
18:40Ma'am, are you okay?
18:40Ma'am, are you okay?
18:43Ma'am, are you okay?
18:44Ma'am, are you okay?
18:44Ma'am, are you okay?
18:45Ma'am, are you okay?
18:49Ma'am, are you okay?
18:52Ma'am, are you okay?
18:54Ma'am, are you okay?
18:57Ma'am, are you okay?
18:58Ma'am, are you okay?
19:00Ma'am, are you okay?
19:03Love you, too.
19:04Hi, baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:09Oh! Oh, no!
19:11Oh!
19:12Honey! It went straight up in the air,
19:15and then hit me in the head.
19:26I'm gonna make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect. I'm gonna park down here.
19:33Mom!
19:34Can you hold me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Don't carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:49Honey, are you okay?
19:51Oh, my gosh. Best life.
19:54We got that on video.
19:55Ah!
19:56Yeah.
19:59This woman's husband is trying
20:01to fix the doorbell.
20:05You didn't
20:05break her off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:09That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:11Oh, my gosh.
20:19This couple has just finished
20:21hanging their Christmas lights.
20:34a bed frame.
20:38You're good.
20:42I'm not kidding.
20:44You're okay.
20:45You're okay.
20:46I'm not kidding.
20:48I'm not kidding.
20:51You're right.
20:51I'm not kidding.
20:53I'm not kidding.
20:53I'm going to put it to my cap.
21:07Oh!
21:08Oh!
21:11Oh!
21:16Oh!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
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