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00:13Previously on the Lesbian Home.
00:14Alba, for real, you should come out and catch a couple games.
00:16Get over there and ball out.
00:18See you, new.
00:26Hey, baby.
00:33That's why you never spit a fucking block.
00:37Oh, fuck.
00:38It must be hard, being a stud, playing like you're not.
00:45What?
00:46Not here.
00:47Because I don't want you live to me.
00:49I want to know who you are.
00:52In other news, my sister's coming to town, and I am excited.
00:56What you think about that, Bruce?
01:01Feel about what?
01:03Ain't that your whole work?
01:04You didn't mean to tell me you ain't gonna try to kick it with her?
01:07You're not still stuck on Zara, are you?
01:09Look, I try not to get involved.
01:10I told her to reach out to you, and she told me she don't want to, so...
01:13I gotta respect that.
01:15Zara?
01:18Zara?
01:22What the fuck?
01:31Zara, stop!
01:40You gotta explain this.
01:43What the fuck is going on?
01:45Where you been?
01:48Look, Bruce.
01:49It's not what you think, all right?
01:51What?
01:52It's not yours.
01:55How do you know?
01:57Cuz I know.
01:58I'm positive, all right?
02:04You gotta go.
02:24I hate lying.
02:30It is what it is.
02:46I should be politically correct and just not answer your calls.
02:53I should be pretty cool director, not be petty at all.
03:01But I'm only 60 inches high.
03:03How about three rivers wide?
03:05Small, I feel so small.
03:07All I get my all.
03:09Why the fuck should you feel good?
03:10Why the fuck should you sleep well?
03:12Namaste, let it all go.
03:14Fuck that shit, give them hell.
03:16Bigger, bigger, bigger person.
03:18I ain't the bigger person.
03:23Fuck being the bigger person.
03:26I ain't the bigger person.
03:30I should be wishing you the best.
03:33Forget and just move along.
03:37Fuck that.
03:38You should be feeling what I feel.
03:40Now, nigga, you with that wrong.
03:45No, ho-ass nigga looking for the clouds.
03:47Sooner, wish I would've figured out.
03:49Embarrassing the way you're running around.
03:51Should let my brother punch you in your mouth.
03:53Why the fuck should you feel good?
03:55Why the fuck should you sleep well?
03:57Namaste, let it all go.
03:59Fuck that shit, give them hell.
04:00Bigger, bigger, bigger person.
04:03I ain't the bigger person.
04:07Fuck being the bigger person.
04:10I ain't the bigger person.
04:13I ain't the bigger person.
04:14Hold on.
04:15Hold on.
04:34Bruce!
04:35What are you doing?
04:46BJ, what are you doing out here?
04:48And why are you ignoring my phone calls?
04:50What are you doing out here?
04:51How'd you find me?
04:52Charmaine called me and she said she saw you walking by the freeway.
04:55What are you doing walking around the city?
04:56Where's your truck?
04:57Alicia, get in your whip and go home.
04:59No.
05:00Get in my car.
05:01I'm taking you home.
05:02I'm not going home.
05:03I'm not getting in your car.
05:04I'm good.
05:11Bruce.
05:13What happened?
05:16Look.
05:18Whatever it is,
05:20I'm sure it'll get worked out.
05:22Can the nigga just get some air?
05:23Not by the damn freeway, BJ.
05:25I just happened to be over there.
05:26Lili, look.
05:28I'm about to go back and forth with your ass about this shit.
05:30Nigga, don't cuss at me.
05:32You got me driving around looking for your goofy ass.
05:35Then nobody asked you to come looking for me.
05:36Correction, fool.
05:37Charmaine did.
05:38Charmaine didn't mind her own fucking business.
05:44You being an asshole.
05:47I just want to be left alone right now.
05:54Let me take you to your truck.
05:56And then I'll leave you alone.
05:59I'm a grown ass man.
06:00I think I can walk to my vehicle by myself.
06:02Your sarcasm is not needed, nigga.
06:04And if you were a grown ass man,
06:06you wouldn't be acting like a little boy whenever you go through shit.
06:17Anyways.
06:19You do something stupid tonight,
06:21I'm gonna kick your ass.
06:25I might own that.
06:29Yeah, alright.
06:31Be safe, stupid.
06:46Boo, boo, boo.
07:34Where the hell you been at?
07:36Oh, shit.
07:38Oh, shit.
07:40Nigga, I have been sitting here for hours waiting on your ass to get back.
07:45Damn.
07:47My bad.
07:48I fell asleep on a couch waiting for you and all you got to say is my bad?
07:53Where were you at?
07:54The damn liquor store is only right up the street.
07:56But I know.
07:58Time got away from me.
08:00The fuck you mean time got away from you?
08:03What you do, doze off in the chip aisle, nigga?
08:09Did you forget I was here?
08:12And where the fuck is the wine?
08:14I asked your ass to bring me back some 19 crimes, hot Cheetos, and a honey bun.
08:19It's been three hours and you came back here with nothing?
08:24Okay, and then you just go sit there with that stupid-ass look on your face.
08:27You ain't got shit to say?
08:30Look, Bonita.
08:33I just got a lot on my mind.
08:35Like what, nigga?
08:36When you left here, I was on your damn mind.
08:40Maybe we should do this another night.
08:43Are you serious?
08:47Let me walk you to your car.
08:49How about you walk this to your car and drive straight to hell, nigga?
08:54I finally agree to come to your house, trying to see where the night takes us, and you go
08:59Rayman on me with your weird ass.
09:04All right.
09:04I messed up.
09:07But I ain't weird.
09:08Do you know what the fuck weird means?
09:10Yes, I know what the word means.
09:11What then?
09:13Define it.
09:15It means strange, odd, out of the ordinary, unexpected-
09:21Unexpected behavior, nigga.
09:23Abnormal.
09:24Do anything about this night seem normal to you?
09:27I didn't think so.
09:29So your weird ass needs to delete my damn number.
09:32Weird ass nigga.
09:34How the fuck you lose track of three hours?
09:36Do I look stupid?
09:38Do I look like boo-boo the damn fool to you?
09:40I don't.
09:41I don't know.
09:54Reese?
09:56You always say my name like you surprised.
10:00What are you doing here?
10:02Same thing you are.
10:05And what is that?
10:07Try not to feel what you already feel.
10:11Damn.
10:13E?
10:14Y'all finally caught up to yourselves.
10:17Relax, nigga.
10:19It's a dream.
10:20Ain't nobody lying in dreams.
10:22You always gotta narrate shit.
10:24Only when people are pretending not to see what's right in front of them.
10:30You remember the first time you looked at her different?
10:32Don't do that.
10:34I ain't doing nothing.
10:36I'm just saying.
10:37Feelings don't ask permission.
10:39And love, don't knock.
10:42It just moves in.
10:45Hey, this ain't fair.
10:46Neither is pretending you don't want what you want.
10:52If this was real, would you still look at me like that?
10:56I don't know how else to look at you.
10:59And that's the part nobody tells you about love.
11:07Sometimes it don't end messy.
11:11Sometimes it just ends honest.
11:14E.
11:16E.
11:18No, this ain't goodbye.
11:20This is just the truth catching up.
11:23You ever notice how quiet it gets when you stop fighting it?
11:35Feels like I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
11:42You still here?
11:45I ain't going nowhere.
11:54Bruce.
11:55What the fuck?
11:56Bruce.
11:59Bruce.
12:00She needs you.
12:02What?
12:04Bruce.
12:05Reese, wait.
12:06Bruce.
12:07Bruce.
12:09Bruce.
12:11Bruce.
12:12Bruce.
12:13Bruce.
12:14Bruce.
12:16Bruce.
12:17Bruce.
12:18Bruce.
12:19Bruce.
12:20Bruce.
12:20Hey, Bruce.
12:21Bruce.
12:22Bruce.
12:23Get up, nigga.
12:24Mm.
12:24Goddamn.
12:26It's stinking here, bro.
12:37So what's up, man?
12:39You got moms and pops thinking you somewhere sick and dying.
12:42Shit, it smelled like somebody in here dying.
12:44Right.
12:49What the fuck you doing here?
12:53Hold on.
12:54What'd I do?
12:56I came here because you ain't answering our near phone, call, or text.
12:59I would have took it personal, but the homie there ain't heard from you either.
13:02Well, with you, it is personal.
13:03What?
13:05The fuck?
13:06Why?
13:06Nigga, you know why.
13:07Bruce.
13:08What's going on, man?
13:09I don't get it.
13:10Why do you got the house looking and smelling like this?
13:14When the last time you wash your ass?
13:16Dude, it smelled like a week.
13:17Carlos, you can get the fuck out, nigga.
13:19Hey, I was joking.
13:21Do it look like I want to joke with you, man?
13:22No, it look like you want to sit here in the dark and your goddamn feelings again.
13:26Hey, man, get the fuck out, man.
13:27Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:28What are we doing?
13:30Hold on a second.
13:31Bruce, what's going on, man?
13:33Bruce.
13:34What, nigga?
13:35What's up, man?
13:36Make it make sense.
13:37Got you over, Natasha.
13:40Look, man, I just came over to make sure you was all right.
13:42See, we both did.
13:43Yeah, man, what's up with ours and energy, bro?
13:45I guess y'all thought it was funny to push the old me and Zara's situation, huh?
13:49Zara, what are you talking about?
13:50Pushing me to rekindle with Zara knowing she gay as fuck.
13:54Because Zara ain't gay.
13:57That's the fuck she is, nigga.
13:58I saw her with her whole girl from that Valley Liquor.
14:01Man.
14:03Hey, females hang out with their home girls all the time to call each other girls.
14:06Yeah.
14:07I know I saw Jerome.
14:08They was together, nigga.
14:09And Zara was dressed like Cleo from Set It Off.
14:12Oh, that's different.
14:13Nah.
14:14Nah.
14:15Nigga, I'm not playing, Carlos.
14:16Y'all thought it was funny pushing me to another stud and shit?
14:24You really serious?
14:25Zara gay?
14:26DC, stop acting like you didn't fucking know, bruh.
14:28Nigga, I didn't.
14:29How the fuck not?
14:30Marquez is married to Zola, so I know the nigga knew.
14:32Ain't no fucking way he didn't know.
14:33Nigga, I'm telling you, I didn't.
14:36So, just to be sure, so Zara is gay?
14:39Nigga, I guess so.
14:42Brucie.
14:44What's going on, man?
14:47Talk to your brother.
14:49How is it that you keep choosing these women, man?
14:51I didn't choose shit, Jerome.
14:53It's because of these niggas.
14:54Like I said, I don't know shit.
14:56And I'm not even sure that Marquez knows.
14:58Yeah, fuck that.
14:59That nigga knew, man.
15:00How you know?
15:01You talk to him, you know my brother don't be on that type of time.
15:05When the last time you see my brother play with any nigga like that?
15:09Did you even ask him?
15:11How you just going to assume and hate a nigga without a conversation?
15:13Yeah, and the fact that this is the reason why you in seclusion.
15:16Like, nigga, if you don't pull your panties out your booty, you acting like a hoe.
15:21Not for the Tex Pops, man.
15:22Hey, hey, don't do that.
15:24Instead of being mad at the world, matter of fact, mad at me and my brother,
15:28call that nigga, man, because I'm telling you, I don't know shit.
15:32Yeah, and get some answers first before you start cutting off your people.
15:35Over here thinking you sick, something wrong with you,
15:37and you're just suffering from hard box rejection.
15:40And call mommy back, too.
15:43First, wash your ass.
15:49Can't believe you would think I'd do some shit like that.
15:53Look, man.
15:54Just shut up.
15:55Judge.
15:57Call kids.
15:58Figure that shit out.
16:18Uh, uh.
16:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
16:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
16:53You gotta be kidding me.
16:55I know.
16:57I just-
16:58You just what?
16:59You not ready still?
17:00I mean, I've-
17:05When are you gonna be ready?
17:06I don't know.
17:08I thought I would be by now.
17:12Me too.
17:13Baby, I'm sorry.
17:16Don't be like that.
17:17Okay, let me make it up to you.
17:19I got another orgasm behind my pillow if you want it.
17:23You would make it up to me if you let me pleasure you.
17:27Baby, I am pleased.
17:29Okay, pleasing you pleases me.
17:30I'm good.
17:31So good.
17:32All right?
17:35Listen, you're not the only one that likes to taste, Christina.
17:39I get that.
17:40Do you?
17:42Yeah.
17:47I'm gonna get ready for work.
18:18Who's gonna ride there?
18:21Hey.
18:21Who's going on?
18:23Yeah you kind of worked on that. Fuck man. Girl relax okay you got this especially
18:30since that officer seemed to be on your side which is crazy since he's the one
18:34that arrested you. I guess so. What? Excuse me ladies. How are you doing? Officer
18:40Taylor. Nadia. I will give you my last name but I got warrants. Oh is that right?
18:46No I'm kidding. I'm joking. I abide by the law. Unlike her. I was joking too.
18:53Ms. Johnson I hope my testimony to the judge really helps you in your favor.
18:58Yeah me too. Thank you. Of course. Just keep making the right decisions. All right I'm
19:03sure everything will be fast and over with. Or minimal consequences. Y'all have a good one.
19:10Nice to meet you. Pleasure.
19:16Minimal consequences huh? Well that was interesting. It was.
19:21Yeah it was. What? Not what. Why? Why what? Why would Officer cute as hell feel the need to come
19:31over here
19:31introduce himself just to talk to you? Why that? Talk to me. The last I recall he came up to
19:40you
19:40and introduced himself to you. So I don't know what you're talking about. No cut it out. That nigga was
19:46all over you. Undressing you his eyes and everything. Bitch the lies you tell.
19:52Oh shit this your brother. Come on we gotta go. Hey baby. Tell me why they gave your sister life.
19:58No parole. But then she flashed a jury and then they let her off. So it was okay.
20:20Oh Big Bruce back from M.I.A. Where you been? Did you know Zara was gay man? And if
20:27so why would you let me fuck with her
20:28know all my previous issues. And on top of that why wouldn't you tell me she was pregnant?
20:33First off I'm gonna need you to shake my hand before I answer any questions you demand of me bruh.
20:39My bad.
20:41Hey. Fuck you mean Zara gay?
20:45So you ain't know? Hell nah. If I knew you'd know. And how's she gay if she gave you the
20:50panties?
20:50That's what I'm trying to make sense of bro. I don't know.
20:52Man it's not like you making shit up bro. You still salty from when she dipped on you after you
20:56then scratched her little itch? I thought you was over that man.
20:59I was over it bruh until I saw her ass in Valley Liquor with a whole girlfriend and a baby
21:03bump.
21:05Zara got a girlfriend?
21:06And a baby bump nigga. You sure? I'm 100% sure. She's walking around looking like young M.A.
21:14Come on man. Cut that shit out bro. I'm dead serious kids.
21:22This is gonna fuck Zola up man. She probably barely knew. Fuckin? If she knew I'd know.
21:31How's she pregnant? Us just don't be walking around carrying Amy's bruh.
21:37Wait. Baby yours?
21:39Nah. She said it wasn't mine.
21:41Well who baby is it?
21:41I don't know. I didn't ask her.
21:43Why not?
21:43Because I was in shock Marquez. I know what the fuck to say. Our ass. You know what I'm saying?
21:47She said the baby was 100% not mine. So that's what it was. Hey.
21:53So Zara came back in town with secrets.
21:56That part.
21:58And you thought I'd be keeping this for you. You know how hard me and Zola been trying to have
22:03a baby man.
22:05Yeah.
22:05And why the fuck would I keep Zara being pregnant for you?
22:09You right bro. My bad man.
22:11Nah. Fuck that. You came over here trying to bang on me about some shit I didn't even know about.
22:15And you dressed in all black. Who think you Nino Brown? What you gonna G-money me?
22:20Nah man. It's just a coincidence. I just threw this on this morning.
22:23Man. Shut up nigga.
22:26Look guys. All kind of goofy shit is happening in my life right now bro. I don't know what to
22:30think man. My mind is all fucked up.
22:32You need to take your goofy ass back to that therapist nigga Tay told you about. You still got some
22:37shit to unpack nigga.
22:40Now let me get back to this shit man. Fuck off my work site.
22:47My bad bro. Take care of yourself fuck nigga.
22:51I get it. Love you too bruh. Yeah alright.
22:55Alright.
23:07Next,
23:26D-Money, what's up?
23:28Hey, girl. You ready to have your mind blown?
23:32I mean, sure, I guess.
23:34What you trying to do with Equal Light or something?
23:36No, much better than that.
23:38I got the call.
23:40What call?
23:41Effervescent. I got the call.
23:44What are you talking about?
23:46Pack your bags. I'll see you back in L.A. in two days.
23:50What?
23:54You going to the little metronome?
24:01Little test one.
24:02Yeah.
24:21Hey.
24:24What's up?
24:25How you doing?
24:29I'm all right.
24:30That's good.
24:34I figured it wouldn't make sense to hit you.
24:36That night was crazy.
24:45Yeah.
24:49You and your girl were able to work it out.
24:57Damn.
24:58It's all bad.
25:01You know, we both wish we could take back that night.
25:04You're absolutely right.
25:08Pardon me if I ain't too eager to see you right now.
25:10You know.
25:11I know what happened was messed up.
25:13Yeah, and we shouldn't have been kicking it.
25:15I'm saying we was friends, right?
25:18Or something like it.
25:19I don't know about all that.
25:21What?
25:21No.
25:22I thought we was friends, but it felt more like seduction to me.
25:26Oh, you putting this all on me?
25:28If you wasn't at my house when Natasha pulled up, we'd still be together.
25:33What you mean?
25:34Because alas, I remember y'all was having problems before I came around.
25:39I feel guilty for being part of the reason that your girl left you.
25:42But I don't remember forcing you to unbutton my jeans.
25:46Yeah.
25:47I ain't the only one who wanted it.
25:51And so you know, I went to jail that night.
25:55But the difference between me and you is that I'm not blaming you for my shit.
26:03Reese.
26:05I know you got caught up with the police that night.
26:09My bad.
26:10I guess if you need something, wake me up.
26:16Jesus.
26:18Oh, fuck.
26:19I don't know.
26:21I know you got caught up.
26:25I don't know.
26:28I don't know.
26:30I don't know.
26:31I don't know.
26:32I don't know.
26:44I don't know.
26:46Thanks for listening.
26:48I'm out.
26:49Can't let go cause I let it down.
26:54I just tried to do the game.
27:00Thought I was more than your homie.
27:03More than your homie.
27:06No.
27:09Thought I was more than your homie.
27:13More than your homie.
27:16No.
27:18Now I don't understand you.
27:23How you love to love to cry.
27:28Right after all you said no.
27:33I broke a thousand times.
27:36Time.
27:38Shoot.
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