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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about this.
01:14You can see,
01:15every person is making a video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20I am talking about my friends in the kitchen.
01:21Guys, I have made a bread and bread.
01:27His husband's face is open and open,
01:30and he is making bread and making bread.
01:33Then the husband's face is feeling good on YouTube.
01:37Of course, his husband's face is up to blow it.
01:41His husband's face is up to the curb.
01:43Besides, his face is breaking the pears.
01:43The young man is making a tip.
01:45And his face is falling higher.
01:47So, guys, you have to put a moisturizer.
01:50Then you put a highlighter,
01:53then a blush,
01:54then a lip gloss.
01:54and finally you have black eyeliner with magenta and you have no make up look
01:59no make up look
02:32Guys, guys, guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:36Look, there's a blouse with one person.
02:39The young man is wearing a normal face.
02:41He's talking about his face.
02:46He's wearing a face on his face.
02:53He's wearing a face.
02:55They're a different channel.
02:56They play a piano by playing in front.
02:59Their expression is an Arun Gowil and Alok Naath.
03:02They turn down your eyes, open the eyes.
03:06They say,
03:16foreign
03:25foreign
03:50Please welcome Mr. Samir Rana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome.
04:20Welcome, welcome.
04:29What a story, what a story.
04:32How do you love yourself?
04:33How do you love yourself?
04:34I'm happy that we are from jail.
04:39You all know exactly what you know.
04:41In the last year, most of the people who are going to search for celebrities.
04:47People were searching for the internet.
04:50There were other people who were searching for the police.
04:54What did you feel like last year?
04:56How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:58It was a strange year.
05:00You all know exactly what happened.
05:01I was like, I've got a lot of people who went to this studio.
05:03I was like, I'm a good guy.
05:13I was like, I'm a good guy.
05:15I'm a good guy.
05:17I was like, I'm a bad guy.
05:19I'm like, I'm a bad guy.
05:22I'm a bad guy.
05:24I'm a bad guy.
05:24I'm a bad guy.
05:26I'm not a bad guy.
05:35I'm a bad guy.
05:36I'm scared.ungenomem…
05:38Okay, lock him.
05:44And Paji, if he killed one more joke today,
05:47we will be all going to be escort.
05:52It feels like I'm lost at home.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today you are together again.
06:05We will have coffee,
06:07or we will have an anti-spitry bail.
06:12You were watching late-night?
06:14I had a lot of episodes.
06:16I had a phone too.
06:17I told him to call him.
06:19I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25one day ago, I called myself
06:26that something is bad about you.
06:29Is it true?
06:32I said, look, you are coming.
06:33I'm coming.
06:34I'm coming.
06:36I'm going.
06:36I'm not going.
06:36I'm not going to tell you.
06:41You know,
06:41anything too.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44you can't say anything.
06:45I'm not going to tell you.
06:49I'm not going to tell you,
06:50But I'm just going to tell you
06:52that you don't have married.
06:53I'm going to tell you.
06:53I'm not going to tell you.
06:54No, no.
06:54I'm not going to tell you.
06:55We will never have any.
06:55We will never have a little bit.
06:57So, today,
06:58we will never have a lot of trouble.
06:59I have to tell you.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:06No, no.
07:08No, no, no.
07:09No, no.
07:10No, no.
07:20Let's see how much love you today.
07:25When the show closed, who had been called before?
07:29What happened to you?
07:31I had to call him a lawyer.
07:34And his phone didn't seem like it.
07:37Where did you end the phone?
07:39My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45He's here for that.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I had a few hours left.
07:54I was like, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58When you saw this clip,
08:00then you said, come on, come on.
08:03I had to leave my house.
08:08After this controversy,
08:09do you have a phone call to live shows?
08:12Or the books that were the first time,
08:14they also told me.
08:15Leave advance too.
08:16The phone is very nice,
08:17but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26How do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call of Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:33I don't know what it was,
08:34what it was.
08:35He said,
08:35whatever your good time went,
08:37your bad time went.
08:39My bad time went from?
08:44What a no-one?
08:44We were waiting.
08:45We were waiting for this,
08:45something happened,
08:46something happened.
08:48At that time, Kapil sir,
08:51also stopped doing tweet.
08:57How was he doing it?
08:58During two weeks,
08:59it was quiet.
09:00It stopped making puppies.
09:02I forgot it.
09:02I stopped drinking.
09:07Kaper, you had been there in 2004 or 2005...
09:112007.
09:12As for you to feel in 2007, this kid is like this.
09:16Oh!
09:16Oh, man.
09:16What a hell of a fuck.
09:17It's a hard time.
09:19It's a hard time.
09:19Sameh, if it's your day, it's your compliments.
09:27I'm fine, but it's just so.
09:27It's just a great breath of pressure.
09:29First of all, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show and then leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last one year, our friends are getting worse.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's how it feels.
09:48That's how it feels.
09:49That's how it feels.
09:52That's how it feels.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54That's how it feels.
09:55That's how it feels.
09:55That's how it feels.
09:56You can see that
09:56Uh, fuck.
10:10That's how the drama happened,
10:22didn't you have to choose the physical?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:39Thank you, sir.
10:44Thank you, thank you, brother.
10:48Thank you, sir.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Actually, I'm watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that I'm going to be on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you'd come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if God closed one door,
11:19then he opens 10 doors.
11:21You're the door to see the doors.
11:23The door to see the doors.
11:24Everyone is hitting the wood.
11:24I'm sorry.
11:28Thank you, man.
11:35Yeah!
12:01Good evening, and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:11Please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:52And,
12:53you're the door.
12:53And,
12:54you're the door.
12:56You're the door.
12:58You're the door.
13:10I'm sorry.
13:13Guys.
13:16You will be looking for a little bit.
13:18You will be looking for a little bit.
13:22Then you will find a little bit.
13:22Guys, you will be giving these tips for makeup.
13:24All the best guys, you will add moisturizer.
13:28It will be made a little bit of foundation.
13:30Then highlighter.
13:31Then blush.
13:32Then lip gloss.
13:33Finally, you will use magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
13:36And your new makeup looks like.
13:42No makeup looks like before.
13:43This is the first 28 things in the mouth of the dog.
13:46The two-two inches came up and the other one looks like this.
13:51The small towns of small towns.
13:54They are also on YouTube.
13:57Hi guys! Guys, you all have to take a look like the dogs at home.
14:01Hi guys!
14:02Please comment on the video that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, you can't work on the dogs again.
14:10Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
14:14Look, only one person has this blouse.
14:17This is a normal person who is wearing a normal face.
14:22He says his baby's face.
14:25When he's wearing a face, he will make a tattoo on his face.
14:31It's a different channel of knowledge.
14:32It's a different channel of knowledge.
14:35It's a different channel of knowledge.
14:36A little bit of knowledge.
14:38There are expressions like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
14:41You can mix the expressions.
14:42You can close your eyes and open your eyes.
14:45They say,
14:46The problem is a quiet, friends.
14:49The life of everyone is living.
14:51This is a life of four days.
14:54The baby says,
14:55The mother is taking the name of your 25 days.
14:58And she gives you four days.
15:02Now, some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Your bag is hanging out and you're leaving.
15:08The world is waiting for you.
15:10Someone commenting down below.
15:11Who will you leave?
15:12Who will you leave?
15:13Who will you leave?
15:16But this is true.
15:29Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:54Welcome!
15:55Welcome!
15:55Welcome, welcome all the girls!
15:58Welcome, welcome all the girls!
16:02Welcome, welcome!
16:34Oh
16:35It's a very strange year.
16:37In this whole studio, there are two people who are going to the Supreme Court.
16:41They are Hum and Sidhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:57Please because they are scared of them, because they are scared they are scared of them,
17:03they are ĐºÑƒĐ´Đ° wise even more than they musicals,
17:09and by preparing for these divisions.
17:10We don't give up importantly to them,
17:13because there is a
17:15Tufan Bante Locking.
18:14Anticipatory bail
18:15I don't want to say anything
18:18You can say anything
18:20But when you're famous, you can't say anything
18:23But I just want to tell both my brothers
18:30Look, you don't have married both
18:31In our show, all the people who work
18:33All the two kids are
18:35So we'll do a little bit
18:37I did a little bit
18:38No, no, no
18:40Thank you
18:45Today is a family friendly zone
18:47Today is a family friendly
18:48No, no, but Ranveer is very love
18:51And these controversies
18:54They come to teach you
18:56I'm sure you will also learn a lot
18:58People, let's see you so much
19:03When the show is closed
19:04Who did you call first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I called the lawyer
19:09And his phone didn't stop
19:14Okay
19:15Where did you close the phone?
19:17My brother came in the audience
19:19And I went to his house
19:22He's here for acting
19:23So the people who give up
19:24The people who give up
19:25The people who give up
19:29I didn't have an idea
19:30Direct one day
19:31And when they came
19:33The people who give up
19:33I said, come on
19:34Then I knew that
19:35What happened to you?
19:38I said, come on
19:39I said, come on
19:41I was left
19:45After this controversy
19:47You have to do more shows
19:48Do you have to do live shows
19:50Or do you have to do the books
19:51You have to do the books
19:55But today
19:56It's very difficult to do comedy
19:58Do you know?
20:04Sir, how do you do
20:05I don't know
20:06I mean, I mean
20:07I genuinely
20:08The first call
20:09I got to Kapil sir
20:09I don't know
20:11What was the price
20:11What was the price
20:25He said
20:25Sir
20:25Sir
20:26At that time
20:28Kapil sir
20:29He also closed the tweet
20:30He also closed the tweet
20:35Who did he do?
20:37He was quiet
20:38Udith Narayan
20:39He also closed the puppies
20:41He also closed the puppies
20:45Kapil
20:46You years before
20:472004 or 2005
20:492007
20:492007
20:50As I thought
20:51In 2007
20:52This girl
20:53I felt like
20:53Oh
20:54Oh
20:54Oh
20:54It's funny
20:55It's funny
20:57Samit
20:58It's funny
20:59It's funny
21:00It's funny
21:06It's funny
21:06It's funny
21:06It's funny
21:07It's funny
21:07First
21:07I want to say
21:08That his heart is very clean
21:11That's what people should know
21:12No
21:12You should stop a show
21:14And then
21:15Leave a life
21:17Then
21:18Your heart will be clean
21:18In the last year
21:22In this case, our friends are very strong.
21:24I feel.
21:25I feel like this is the right thing.
21:31What a joke, son.
21:32That's what happens, friends.
21:33The same will be the same with both of them.
21:37When there's something,
21:38there's a little blood pressure
21:39that the charge of the food.
21:41Now, when you prepare your comedy set,
21:44you listen to your friends,
21:45or your attorney.
21:47Sir, I'm with a lawyer, genuinely.
21:49You?
21:50You?
21:51You're sitting in the bagel,
21:52it broke the whole thing.
21:55Sir, you're here,
21:57a comedy theater,
21:58Habitat, Nance.
21:59It's very important.
22:00Every week,
22:02we're breaking the venue.
22:04Oh my God.
22:07But, Raj, I want to talk to you.
22:09Yes, sir.
22:10Sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People come to the joke,
22:16they've taken off the joke,
22:17then they have to talk about.
22:18You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:22You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:24You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
22:33I'm watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that one day,
22:38I'm on TV.
22:39I've never thought
22:40that you'll come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Archana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
23:13I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:27You are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31You and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and the comedy circus.
23:35I follow every episode.
23:37I follow you.
23:37I don't know what to say.
23:46Come sit and talk.
23:48Come, come, please.
23:54You are good, man.
23:55Genuinely, sir.
23:57I respect you both.
23:59But I do a little bit more.
24:01Because they never did it.
24:03You and Sina Zirovya put out a half.
24:12He doesn't have it.
24:17He does.
24:18He doesn't get fired from anyone.
24:19He likes me to get fired from anyone.
24:20Their batting was wrong.
24:24But at the police station,
24:26two of them,
24:27they were very fans of Siddupa ji.
24:30They had hung their dialogue on the camera,
24:32He said, throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it.
24:39Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:47Rindvi, tell me, how is your bicep?
24:50When I started, my goal was to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought that it was a cool name.
24:57There are people's names in wrestling.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:00I thought that it was a cool name.
25:04But over time, I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still here.
25:10But the name was a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16Or do you have a liquor license?
25:17No, no, no.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21this is a big joke on your grandma.
25:25My grandma never said,
25:26why are you hurting my family?
25:30Why are you hurting my family?
25:30Do you have a joke on your grandma?
25:31Are they true?
25:32Look sir,
25:32if I'm a kwee,
25:34I write a kwee in my grandma's memory.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37I write a song on my grandma's memory.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I can write a joke on my grandma's memory.
25:43Very good.
25:44Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And I've added awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma and my grandma,
25:49my grandma attacked me once.
25:52And I was at home.
25:54And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Okay.
25:57Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me, Arsana,
26:00do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call that night.
26:03That's the police?
26:04Yes.
26:05I didn't remember,
26:06I called 102 to the police.
26:08Who came to that?
26:09Fire.
26:10Where did the fire come from?
26:12I said,
26:13I said,
26:14the fire will be in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:24Did any parents say,
26:26I've seen a video of my child?
26:28Yes,
26:29I said,
26:29what?
26:36My parents like a couple of couples.
26:39I saw a couple of sharma show.
26:40I saw a real story.
26:41It is a genuine story.
26:43So,
26:43my dad was a lot of seeing.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47He saw a couple of sharma show.
26:49I saw a lot of a couple of sharma show.
26:51I'm glad she is here today.
26:52Thank you, brother.
26:53Big big big.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please back here.
27:32Who said love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Shupriya, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:45You take someone on a platform like Netflix,
27:48where people are watching.
27:51Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
27:53I'm talking about myself.
27:54I'm talking about myself.
27:56If you live in one house,
27:58then the mother is different,
28:00the father is different,
28:01the children are different.
28:02I'm talking about you.
28:05The meaning of saying is that
28:09every person is making a video.
28:11You have so many channels.
28:13I've been in the kitchen.
28:15Guys,
28:16and I'm making a video.
28:17Today I made a chicken.
28:20The face of his husband's face would turn on.
28:23And then he makes a chicken with a chicken.
28:26Then, he makes a chicken with a chicken.
28:28the chicken with a chicken with a chicken.
28:34I make an chicken with a chicken.
28:38you start a chicken with a chicken,
28:42I put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss, and in the end, you have magenta mascara with black eyeliner
28:52and your 9 makeup looks good.
28:579 makeup looks good.
28:59Before that, the 28 things on the head of the nose.
29:02The small two inches is coming up and the other one is also looking like this.
29:07The little girls of small cities, they are also looking on YouTube.
29:12Hi guys.
29:13Guys, you all have to take a look at the house.
29:16Hi guys.
29:17Please comment on the video that you feel bad.
29:20Guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse.
29:29Look, only one person has a blouse.
29:32They look like a big man with a normal look.
29:35They look like a normal look.
29:42When you say no, he's like a bad girl.
29:47He's like a girl-bullu-tune.
29:48You're like a good guy.
29:52You, that's a bad guy.
29:52You're throwing him all up right.
29:56You're like a bad guy.
29:58You're talking about dumb.
30:00You're talking about dumb.
30:02You're talking about dumb.
30:04You're talking about dumb.
30:05You're talking about dumb.
30:06You're asking me to make me questions.
30:12I don't know how many people are going to sit down for a while, but I don't know how many
30:18people are going to travel.
30:18Now, some people are making a video of traveling,
30:21bring your bag and leave your bag.
30:23The world is waiting for you.
30:25Someone is commenting down below,
30:27Who will you give money?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35who are the original people from their work and their original content,
30:38and their own channel.
30:38The world is a superstar.
30:40Our two of them are stars today.
30:43They have a lot of views on their channel.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:09Welcome!
31:10Welcome!
31:13Welcome! Welcome!
31:15Welcome! Welcome!
31:23What? What? What?
31:25How do you love you guys?
31:27I'm happy that we are out of jail.
31:32You all know both.
31:35In the last year,
31:37there are many celebrities' searches
31:38and celebrities.
31:41The internet people searched on the internet
31:43The police have been searched for different people
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year
31:52There are two people in this studio
31:55who went to Supreme Court
31:56They are Khum and Siddhupaji
32:06That's why I wrote a share for you
32:11Go! bounce, bounce
32:13From the problems of fear, the problem of fear
32:18But theimes of fear, be除Vids
32:21We will not leave qua. They had the sun
32:31and we will be able to get a job.
32:38And, brother, if he has killed one day,
32:41we will be all escort.
32:42No, no, no.
32:46It feels like I have lost my house.
32:49Today, you will have a little coaching
32:50about how to bounce back.
32:52Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
32:55there was a police case.
32:57So, today, you will be together again.
32:59We will take coffee,
33:00or we will take anti-spitry bail.
33:06Did you see Latent?
33:08I had a lot of episodes.
33:09I had a phone too.
33:10I said to him,
33:12I said,
33:13why the case didn't happen?
33:15And, when my show closed,
33:18one day before,
33:20I called my call
33:20that something is bad with you.
33:23Is it true?
33:25I said,
33:26I said,
33:26look,
33:26you've come in the eyes,
33:27you've got to go a little.
33:29So,
33:30I'm telling you,
33:31I'm not going to do anything.
33:34You say anything,
33:35you're famous.
33:36But, when you're famous,
33:37you can't even say anything.
33:38What?
33:40What?
33:43But,
33:44I just want to tell my brothers,
33:46that,
33:46you don't have married.
33:47In our show,
33:48all the people work,
33:49all the two kids.
33:51So,
33:51today,
33:51we're going to do something.
33:52I've done something,
33:54sir.
33:55No,
33:55no,
33:56no,
33:56no,
33:56no,
33:56no,
33:58no,
33:58no,
33:58no,
33:58no,
33:58no,
34:00no,
34:01no,
34:02no,
34:03no,
34:11no.
34:12You say you've gotا.
34:27No,
34:30no,
34:32no
34:38He's here for that reason.
35:34He's here for that reason.
35:34He's here for that reason.
35:38We're waiting.
35:39We're waiting for another reason.
35:39Something is going to happen.
35:40But...
35:41that...
35:43At that time, Kapil sir.
35:45He stopped tweeting.
35:51Who did he do it?
35:52Two weeks ago,
35:54Naramayan stopped taking a look at a baby.
36:00Look Kapil.
36:01You came back in 2004 or 2005.
36:042007?
36:052007.
36:06As long as I felt in 2007,
36:08this girl was the same.
36:09Oh!
36:10I love you!
36:11It's fun!
36:12It's fun!
36:13Sumit!
36:14Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.
36:20It's great!
36:21It's great!
36:22It's fresh!
36:23First, I would like to say that
36:24their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, don't you close someone's show.
36:30Then leave your life.
36:33Your heart will be clean.
36:35In the last year,
36:38our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40It's like this.
36:41It's true.
36:43It's true.
36:44It's true.
36:46What a joke, son.
36:48It's true.
36:48It's true.
36:48It's true.
36:49It's true.
36:49It's true.
36:49It's true.
36:54It's true.
36:55That's true.
36:55It's true.
36:57Now, when you set your comedy set,
36:59you have to be present on your friends,
37:00the judge and the judge?
37:03I'm doing my attorney together,
37:05you did tell me a lawyer.
37:06I'm doing my lawyer to my husband.
37:08I've done all that.
37:09The judge is the judge's head.
37:11Sir, real, you have a comedy theater,
37:14it's Habitat.
37:14It's a very unique truth.
37:19Oh my god.
37:22I would like to talk to you about the venue, but first of all, I'm sorry for your venue.
37:28How many times?
37:29Sir, three times.
37:30People came to the joke and took off the joke, but now they don't have to talk.
37:35You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
37:38See you guys, it's our mind that it's us.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
37:47Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
37:50Across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
37:55I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Arsana Maham and Siddupa Ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10If God closes one door, then open ten doors.
38:15You are the ones who are watching the doors.
38:29I love you guys.
38:32I love you guys.
38:33I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:43You are part of my whole childhood.
38:46You are part of my childhood.
38:48You and Shekhar sir.
38:50You are in the comedy circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:53Then I didn't know what to say.
39:02I was talking about what to say.
39:03Come and sit down.
39:03Come and sit down.
39:04Come and sit down.
39:04Come and sit down.
39:04Come and sit down.
39:06Come and sit around.
39:12I love you guys, I know.
39:16Come and sit down.
39:17Come and sit down.ç«™
39:18get back up here.
39:28Yes, I do.
39:32I think I've got to kill someone.
39:35I think I've got to kill someone.
39:37I've got to kill someone.
39:37I think I've got to kill someone.
39:39I mean, I've got to kill someone.
39:40But when we went to the police station,
39:43there are a lot of fans here.
39:45All right.
39:46He was shooting his dialogue in the camera.
39:48He was like,
39:48Let's drop him.
39:57Hey, my god.
40:00Hey, my god.
40:01Hey, my god.
40:02Hey, my god.
40:02Hey, my god.
40:02Hey, my god.
40:02Hey, my god.
40:03Hey, Rindvil, how is your bicep?
40:06When I was starting,
40:07I had to make a goal for just a fitness channel.
40:10I thought that it's a cool name.
40:12Like in wrestling, people's names like Triple H, Stone Cold, I thought that they keep something cool.
40:19But over time, I mean, I don't drink beer.
40:24Bicep is still here now.
40:26But the name is a little bit popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:32No, it's a liquor license.
40:34When you've seen stand-up, this is a big joke on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said,
40:42Why are you wrong with my family?
40:45Do you have a joke on my grandma?
40:46Do you have a joke on my grandma?
40:47Look, sir, if I'm a singer, I can write a joke on my grandma's memory.
40:51If I'm a singer, I can write a song on my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian, I can write a joke on my grandma's memory.
40:58Very good.
40:59Well said, well said.
41:01And I have some awareness, sir.
41:03My grandma had a attack on my grandma.
41:06And I was alone at home.
41:08And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
41:10Okay.
41:12Do you remember me?
41:14Tell me, Arsana, you remember the number of ambulance?
41:16100 is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police.
41:20I didn't remember.
41:22Brother, I called 102.
41:23Who comes to it?
41:24Fire.
41:26Where did the fire go?
41:28I said, the fire will be in the morning.
41:42I'm not sure.
41:43I'm not sure...
41:43I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
41:44I don't know.
41:44I don't know.
41:49I don't know.
41:51I don't know.
41:53What's the call?
41:53It's called Kapil Sharma Show.
41:55It's also a story. It's a genuine story.
41:58My dadajji was a lot. He was bedridden in his final phase.
42:02But Kapil Sharma Show was a lot.
42:05So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
42:07Thank you, thank you brother.
42:08Big, big day.
42:11Kamai, you're an amazing comedian.
42:14So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand-up.
42:20In this case,
42:22there's no doubt in this, ma'am,
42:24that he's the best comedian in India.
42:26I don't know what I'm saying,
42:27the world is right here, Kapil Sharma.
42:29I'm not sure.
42:33It's a lot of difficult.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:39Every week, a show,
42:41I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:47Here is a legend, a veterinarian.
42:48Thank you, thank you, thank you.
42:50Lovely.
42:52People do this, when you give love,
42:55you have confidence.
42:56And what is normally,
42:57that we make a script,
42:59sometimes we don't have a script,
43:00sometimes we don't have a script,
43:01but people,
43:03with applause and
43:04with respect,
43:05they say,
43:06no, you're doing it.
43:07We're with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:09I'm not sure,
43:14thank you very much,
43:14a figure,
43:14I'm gonna ask you a question for me.
43:16My request's...
43:16My answer, my answer.
43:17My answer, my answer.
43:19My answer.
43:19My answer, my answer.
43:24My answer, my...
43:27My answer, my...
43:38Please...
43:39foreign
43:54foreign
43:55I think that this is a great blessing to you, that you feel good to do it.
43:59We are still with people when we don't get money.
44:02So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart,
44:05and then the rest of the things are coming.
44:06So I feel a blessing, bro.
44:08And I've also watched many films and actors,
44:11when we come to our show,
44:13I think that this is a true dream or true.
44:17It's just a life, it's just something that happens.
44:20I'm going to showrun.
44:21Today my brother has a little bit less,
44:22because he's talking about death after death.
44:34Absolutely.
44:35That's what we talk about.
44:38What do we talk about today?
44:40I can talk about death after death.
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