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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 05: Couples, Caught on Camera

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00:01Camera now recording.
00:06Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:52...you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment...
01:05...until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:16The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34Still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:38Get a margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47There are two keys for that.
01:49I can get them. I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What a big girl mean.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:25What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:32He's looking around.
02:36Kurt.
02:39He hears you.
02:44Kurt.
02:48Hey, we can see you.
02:50What?
02:51We can see you.
02:53We can see you.
02:55Where?
02:58Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:23We can see you.
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:40Managing six kids is definitely busy.
03:45You're pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:58Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I'd just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying not to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen.
04:13She's the queen of the house.
04:14So I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:22It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it
04:40caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't.
04:43No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46Yeah.
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50Very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16That was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:17But I didn't yell at you.
05:18So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably might attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
05:49Don't jam-
05:49Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:51Okay.
05:53Aw, I'm just getting nascent.
05:55Get away from him.
05:59Go.
06:00Go.
06:01Go, Go.
06:04Go, Go, Go!
06:07Go, Go, Go, Go!
06:13This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding dance.
06:30This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No! No!
06:48Let's go!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple.
07:20Oh, this looks very nice. Honey, that is so dangerous.
07:30Oh my gosh!
07:32Am I out?
07:34Happy wife, happy wife.
07:38Oh, sorry! I'm sorry!
07:41Oh, s**t!
07:43I'm there!
07:48Oh, you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham.
08:01And I'm Robert Durham.
08:02And these are our three dogs.
08:04Macy May, Hosmer, and Piper.
08:09It was a few days before Christmas and we were both off work.
08:13I was making my Irish cream and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain and everything had turned to ice.
08:24And that's when the chaos started.
08:28F**k!
08:29No, no, no. Let me get you guys.
08:31I'm smart, Macy.
08:33Oh!
08:35Oh, f**k!
08:38Oh, f**k!
08:39Oh, f**k!
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no. This is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God!
08:53Hang on, Piper. Wait! Wait!
08:55I've actually done some repelling in my younger days.
08:58So I knew how to tie a bowline.
09:00And I found a piece of twine.
09:02I'm a night rider.
09:03What the f**k is that?
09:05And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:07F**k!
09:09Oh, my f**k!
09:10Oh, f**k!
09:13Daddy's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs and started pulling himself back up,
09:20I could see that she was starting to wander.
09:24Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her, and I took a couple steps.
09:30Oh, my gosh!
09:31Oh, f**k!
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35Yeah, I'm Piper.
09:36Piper, no! Wait! Piper! Get over here!
09:39Piper!
09:40I was laying on my back thinking, I am in my bathrobe, and I need to get back in the
09:47house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God. Millions of people have seen me in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob!
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell, hey, Bob, are you okay over there? Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed, and I'm like, oh, no, I got it. I'm good over here.
10:09Good girl.
10:11Oh!
10:11I'm going in for an autograph!
10:13F**k!
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is f**king cold.
10:18Wait, buddy. Wait, right there.
10:19It took him a long time to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:24And Macy, somehow she stopped herself in the slide and made it right back up.
10:32Okay.
10:34Oh, my God, my ass is frozen.
10:38It was two days before Christmas, and we survived a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats, and I think they would do it all over again just for
10:51that.
10:56A family returns from a visit with Grandma and Grandpa.
11:00Okay.
11:00Come on. Let's go.
11:02Is it an apple?
11:03If you want your apple, you've got to come inside.
11:06Oh, did you? What is that?
11:08When are you, like, farting?
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:12I didn't know that it was going to be bad.
11:17Bye!
11:17Oh, yeah, that was bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye!
11:21Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:25I need another girl in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:27There's a girl.
11:31There's a girl.
11:33Don't fall.
11:35No, I'm not sure I'm going to fall.
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so.
11:44Ah!
11:45Ah!
11:46Ah!
11:51There's no way that just happened.
11:53Oh, Lord.
11:55Please get that on Ring.
11:58Please tell me that's on Ring.
12:04A man is playing with his VR headset.
12:20A husband and wife are planning a peaceful drive.
12:26Ow!
12:30Are you okay?
12:31Oh, mother s***.
12:34Are you okay?
12:36I'll be up.
12:38This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Lindsay.
12:43I'll be here, baby.
12:45No!
12:58Oh, God damn it!
13:01Oh, s***.
13:10You've been very drunk the last hour.
13:13Me or you?
13:15You.
13:22This couple has discovered an unwelcome visitor in their backyard.
13:27Be careful, Lindsay.
13:29How big is it?
13:30We had a 4th of July celebration at the house, and I had asked Anthony to pick up the water
13:36slide a couple times.
13:37I flipped it over, and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like, I need a shovel so I can hold this snake down, because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick and hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile, so I don't want to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning I was scared for myself, because I just saw it come in my
14:05way.
14:05I'm like, oh, my God, it's coming.
14:07It's coming towards me.
14:15But then, when I saw that Mocha was getting close to it, that was terrifying.
14:20My dog starts trying to lick it.
14:23Mocha!
14:24Mocha!
14:26Mocha!
14:26Mocha will chase anything.
14:28Anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:30Children on bikes.
14:32Mocha!
14:33Mocha!
14:34Mocha!
14:35I'm trying to get Mocha, but I'm so terrified of the snake that I physically
14:39can't get myself to catch the dog.
14:41Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out and hiking her shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie and a mouse had
14:51just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping, and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out
14:57my pants.
14:58Mocha!
14:59In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog when I was trying to catch
15:04it, but my fear got the best of me.
15:08Mocha!
15:09I can't!
15:10I can't!
15:11Mocha!
15:12Mocha, get away!
15:12Mocha!
15:14After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way, the snake just got moved.
15:18It's a garden snake, so...
15:20He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All a day's work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:33The hero.
15:35The hero.
15:37The hero.
15:42The hero.
15:46The hero.
15:55The hero.
15:57The hero.
16:02The hero.
16:05The hero.
16:09The hero.
16:13The hero.
16:24Who have they thrown you back?
16:34a woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven
16:45like wow
16:51whoa whoa whoa
16:53ranger
17:02ranger
17:05ranger
17:06ranger
17:07are you okay this woman has a surprise valentine's gift for her husband
17:32this husband's prank won't go as planned
17:48a freezing rain has fallen in indiana
18:06i can't believe you took me out
18:27a man decides it will be fun to scare his wife
18:37this husband is also planning a practical joke
19:00this man's wife told him there are hot dogs
19:03in the freezer
19:07i don't think i lost you
19:08i don't think i lost you
19:25i
19:26i
19:36a woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch
19:55a woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed
20:18a man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend
20:44this man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear
20:48a man
20:49a man
20:49a man
20:50a man
21:16a man
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