00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment...
01:01You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me!
01:07Oh my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to come out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold on, uh, uh...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice to look.
01:56Stop.
01:57Go on.
01:59You got it.
01:59Go!
02:00Get it!
02:01Go!
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:11Oh, okay.
02:13Ew.
02:32A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:45Oh, my God!
02:48Oh, my God!
02:48How far is that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:54Hi!
02:55Say, I meant you, Daddy.
02:56I meant you, Daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
02:59Oh, my God!
03:03Oh, my God!
03:03Okay, take it off, take it off.
03:05I love you, Daddy.
03:06Bye!
03:06Bye-bye, bye-bye!
03:09Bye-bye, bye-bye!
03:10Oh, baby!
03:13Bye-bye!
03:15Bye-bye!
03:17Bye-bye!
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:47I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and, like, be like,
03:55oh, what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're gonna touch Mom's butt.
04:04So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps, and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad, you're gonna touch Mom's butt.
04:14When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe, and gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:17And he's all like, and he, like, looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, Dad.
04:29You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:32I have no idea what you're talking about.
04:35Don't play dumb with me!
04:39I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me!
04:48Dad, tell him you're not gonna touch my butt.
04:51I'm not gonna touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're gonna touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out.
05:00The sun, it's making me squint a little.
05:03The smile that my dad did when he was squiggling, it was like this.
05:13He gets, like, a little, a little, like, curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look, and it's pretty identifiable because Aries has it, too.
05:24The sun, it's making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:32That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Aries.
05:36I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house, pretty much.
05:40No, I think we found the butt-slapping police.
05:46You're gonna touch Mom's butt!
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:00It's crazy!
06:01Here you go, Mom.
06:12Arnie?
06:16Arnie?
06:18Arnie?
06:30Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
06:37No, no, my homework, no, my homework, no, no, my homework, no, my homework, this is my
06:47homework, this is all my homework, this is my homework, this is my homework.
07:02Hi, Mum. Say hi to my mum.
07:05I don't have to press.
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:07Oh, do you eat?
07:08Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:09Give me a dance for me.
07:11Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:13Oh, sorry, we're too drunk.
07:15Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:15Hi, Mum.
07:16Hi, Mum.
07:16Hi, Mummy.
07:18Shh.
07:18Thanks.
07:19Thanks.
07:20All right, that's all right.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:56Hey, I want a beer.
07:58Hey, I want a beer.
07:59I want a beer.
08:00An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04You're okay.
08:10You're okay?
08:12Yes.
08:14This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:46Recording
08:57Related
08:58Look at Anthony!
08:59Put that friggin' thing down!
09:02Put it down!
09:02Down!
09:03Down!
09:05Look at Anthony!
09:19Oh my god, please open the door.
09:37Thanks.
09:42Wait.
10:08I'm not too intolerant.
10:10Oh.
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh my god.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID and I had just had a baby, so it was like chaotic and we were stuck
10:46at home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And true was potty training.
10:49So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay, bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said, Dad IP and coffee in the same
11:04sentence.
11:04I don't give you a cup.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup, then that's when those series of words really clicked
11:15in my head of, oh, what he was trying to tell me is, Dad, I peed in your coffee.
11:20And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in Daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid that, like, he didn't know if he was in trouble
11:29or if he did good.
11:31And, you know, we kind of...
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:32He would like...
11:33I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah, I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So...
11:41Anywhere other than the pants was good with us.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't, like, the ideal spot, but...
11:46No, no, considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in, gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher,
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:55One with a lid after that.
12:00Great, buddy.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07Uh, I'm okay!
12:25I'm okay!
12:26That's what you did for dragging it!
12:30Pick it all up!
12:32What did I do it?
12:35This boy is about to give his brother an important life lesson.
12:40Okay, wanna know how to woo all the girls?
12:42Huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just...
12:46I just busted it out.
12:47Okay, wanna know how to woo all the girls?
12:50Huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:00I'm sorry.
13:26I'm sorry.
13:27What?
13:28You wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:30Huh?
13:31I'm his older brother.
13:32And he was just so confused when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him, like, three or four times.
13:36Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Huh?
13:39Hit him with the...
13:40Hit him with the backband.
13:41Look at this.
13:45Wait.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson.
13:49And I was thinking of his, like, toes up during the Billie Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that and I just, like, my back just went all the way back.
13:58And I just, like, wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, wanna know how to woo all the girls?
14:13Huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just...
14:17I just busted it out, regardless of if he was aware.
14:27At first, I heard my mom put it through Facebook.
14:31And I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35And then I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh, my gosh.
14:39I'm kind of, like, famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend.
14:43So I guess you could say it worked.
14:45But I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:53You were excited to give me your number just now, right?
14:56Wow.
14:59I do think Jackson's gonna be here with ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02He's like, I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think AJ's gonna be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And AJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:12Yeah.
15:12I'm pretty sure.
15:17I can't do it.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:22Hey, come in.
15:24Hey.
15:25Hey.
15:26Hey.
15:28Um.
15:33Oh.
15:34What?
15:34Come on.
15:34Oh, God.
15:38What?
15:38Oh, how do you think?
15:39Oh, look, the girl?
15:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:21Now James is pretty smart, but he like went a little bit and checked and went a little bit and
16:25I'm sorry.
16:27That's a good one straight job.
16:30James is pretty smart.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:13A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:16Everly!
17:17Everly!
17:18Everly!
17:32Everly, you look like Captain America's right in the first place.
17:37What?
17:38Everly!
17:39Everly!
17:40Everly!
17:41No!
17:44Good frickin' save, bro.
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Oh my god.
17:50Can you believe us?
17:51You're not allowed in it.
17:52Good thing Captain America was here.
18:00I forgot it was early day!
18:02I forgot the kids at school!
18:06Okay.
18:10Bye-bye.
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:22Bye-bye.
18:24Bye-bye.
18:26Hey, don't scratch my truck, dude.
18:27Don't scratch my truck.
18:31Don't scratch it.
18:33Whoo-hoo!
18:35Whoo-hoo!
18:36Hey, don't scratch my truck, dude.
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Can I put it right here?
18:55No, let's leave it on the board.
18:56Hello?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:57Hello.
18:58We're at the store.
19:00What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:05You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay.
19:09Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:19Bye-bye.
19:28Don't let it be.
19:56Good job.
19:59Good job.
20:00Okay.
20:01Good job.
20:07No more! No more! No more!
20:16Okay, Lucy, stop. Lucy, you're going to fall.
20:23This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45Here, Buster.
20:48Oh, this is going to rust out, keeping it outside.
20:53Oh, sorry!
20:55Are you okay?
20:56Yeah.
21:00Wow, sure the ring caught that one.
21:07I hope so.
21:14Is that you?
21:15You!
21:16You!
21:17Drop it in, man!
21:21Meme!
21:22Meme!
21:24Meme!
21:25Meme!
21:27Meme!
21:28Meme!
21:28Meme!
21:31Meme!
21:34Meme!
21:35Meme!
21:36Meme!
21:36Meme!
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