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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You're buying feet up,
01:03ģ rah,
01:04You're going to stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los for ever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:47Let's go!
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09:00Let's go!
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:03Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay.
11:07Okay.
11:07Okay.
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's still okay.
11:52Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God.
12:03What the hell?
12:05Oh, God.
12:14Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:20Oh, God.
12:20Oh, God.
12:22Oh, God.
12:22Oh, God.
12:23Another bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:58You killed me in London.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosano.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:31Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:09Let's do it.
15:14Cheers, man.
15:19Oli, Tara, what's up, motherfucker?
15:27Haha.
15:28Oh, no, no, no, no.
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:31I'm so sorry, man.
15:33I'm so sorry.
15:33Yeah.
15:36That's all right there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:37good boys hey holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny at least he fucking lost a lot of
15:43yeah did you see that game yeah it was a straight up shit show a debacle hey what did ross
15:48say
15:49about it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure i think he knows canada has this in
15:55the bag
15:55uh-uh so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great
15:59in silver vanni don't even stress oh good one yeah does your room have that smell yes yes it
16:07does is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is yeah he's probably right good news is we're
16:13not gonna be here all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here my buddy
16:16joe is in that program trying together would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show
16:21up for
16:22hell yeah man show up for any dude who's that brave what do you mean well i'm assuming your buddy
16:30might
16:30be gay i mean it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be
16:35like
16:36hey here's me russia is not safe for folks like that fucking balls of steel man
17:06yeah
17:07Yeah!
17:08Whoo-hoo!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24No, no, no.
18:37You need to meet you.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is an honor for me.
18:50You should be proud of it.
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05It's not sad?
19:06It's not sad, Otec.
19:07But it's not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our teammates are damaged.
19:25The team isn't playing.
19:26What's playing?
19:27What's that for American absurdity?
19:29What's playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're making them playing.
19:33I'm eliminated very quickly.
19:34You're kicking for yourself, yes!
19:34You always find somebody who's guilty from the beginning.
19:38.
19:41...
19:42Who would you do to throw over,
19:45?
19:45?
19:46?
19:47She doesn't know that she can do it.
19:53No, my mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:34Of course.
20:36Of course.
20:37Of course.
20:37Of course.
20:37Of course.
20:38Of course.
20:39Of course.
20:40Of course.
20:41Of course.
20:42Of course.
20:43If Tom remains, he will rest.
20:46He will rest.
20:46We need to relax.
20:47We need to have a relatively good life in America.
20:48He will have to work with us.
20:52Good.
20:54He was a good.
20:54He was a good guy.
20:54Look, this is a problem with leadership.
20:56It is always a problem.
20:58Leader.
20:59He is a good guy.
21:04He is a good guy.
21:07He is a good guy.
21:09You're talking about too much, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to bring him in a bar, and he needs more than one cup.
21:21Look how he's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52It's time for you, Ilya.
21:57It's time for you, Sash.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I can say thanks to you, but I know that you have a bad influence on your life.
22:09that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who in any case will punish you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With a bravver.
23:05With a bravver.
23:06You can't reach the team.
23:08You'll see the team in a good way.
23:11Well, the team is pretty well.
23:11Well, you do not want to win.
23:14Then you will win.
23:15You can win whoever you want.
23:17In the South.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the finals, you will win San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:28And so you will win the Cubs in the same year after.
23:30than I was talking about sex.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look perfect.
23:41You should look perfect.
23:43You should look perfect.
23:44But you need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How about Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen a French guy.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32It's my head.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:37I'm sorry.
24:40I'm sorry.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:46I'm sorry.
24:49I hate this place.
25:07You've seen a couple of times.
25:12It was the danger that it was earlier that it caused you.
25:16If you remember, don't forget me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37Where are you going?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a party.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:56Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:07Leading his team in varieties got lost so easily.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
30:33oh, the man,
30:35I love you.
30:40Oh, my God.
30:41oh, shoes on!
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosanov you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:49what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:23no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck to me
34:12good luck to me
34:58congratulations thank you now take off your clothes you're such an asshole
35:37you're such an asshole
35:50What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never.
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels.
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:37I need you.
38:50I need you.
38:50I need you.
38:50The constraint over for me is you.
38:50This a little too fat too fat is man to escape.
38:51No?
38:51All set me too fat now.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:01Goodbye Hollander.
41:14I need to sleep.
41:14That's a good one.
41:21Why can't you be bored?
41:21Bye.
41:22I'm sorry.
41:26Yes, it's a good one too.
41:27But I'm Mondo because one quite tį»i Poseč¼ji
41:27is puĆ² paree.
41:27Do you have to ride in?
41:31Wait.
41:32Let's go.
42:09Let's go.
42:32Let's go.
43:02Let's go.
43:32Let's go.
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