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Hey AJ - Season 1 - Episode 06: The Trouble With Jazz
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00:02Hey AJ!
00:04Hey dad!
00:05He's my dad!
00:07Hey mom!
00:08Hey AJ!
00:09She's my mom!
00:11Hey Josie!
00:12Hey AJ!
00:13She's my bestie!
00:15Josie-o!
00:16He's a rabbit!
00:19That's some magic!
00:22Here we go!
00:23Here we go!
00:25Hey AJ!
00:26Hey, AJ, hey, AJ
00:30Here we go, hey, AJ
00:33Hey, AJ, hey, AJ
00:36Here we go, hey, AJ
00:40Hey, AJ, hey, AJ
00:43Hey, AJ
00:51Why the numbers?
00:57Ooh-wee, this song is good
00:59How's your homework going, AJ?
01:01Great, just finished
01:05Hey, slow your roll
01:06Where are you going so fast?
01:08Oh, just sit by the window
01:09It's ice cream truck day
01:11And I don't want to miss it
01:12I've been saving my coins all week
01:15But you know the rules
01:17Dinner, homework, and then ice cream
01:21Let me check your work
01:23Spelling, cool, handwriting, good job
01:26Wow, this is a really cool drawing, AJ
01:29You definitely got your dad's drawing skills
01:31But what assignment was this?
01:35That's, uh, it's my, um, my math sheet
01:38AJ, these drawings are great
01:41But you can't just skip your math work
01:43And draw pictures all over it
01:44Drawing stars and galaxies is way more fun than doing math
01:49Those are excellent, AJ
01:51But you know, astronauts need math for everything they do
01:55Without math, they couldn't fly their rocket ships anywhere
01:59Astronauts need math?
02:01Ugh, math
02:03Hmm, I think I know how to help you, baby girl
02:06I'll be right back
02:11Aww, how is dad going to help me with my math
02:15When all I can think about is rocket ships?
02:25Cass, is that a rocket ship?
02:28It sure is
02:29But it's a special rocket ship
02:30That's going to help you find your way through your homework assignment
02:36Okay, you two
02:37Don't get lost in space and miss the ice cream truck
02:40Why don't you come with us, Mom?
02:42You got it, Astronaut AJ
02:44Let's go
02:45To outer space we go!
02:48Hey!
02:53Welcome to outer space
02:54We're on a mission to find our way through this math homework
02:58That's right, space computer motherboard
03:00Okay, the first question on my space mission homework says
03:05If you have two stars plus two stars
03:08How many stars do you have?
03:11Hmm
03:12Look, AJ, there's two stars
03:14How many is that?
03:16That's one, two, three, four
03:19I think two plus two is four
03:22You got it
03:24Two plus two is four
03:28Oh, shooting stars
03:30My space mission homework says we need to count all the stars
03:37Okay, AJ
03:38How many stars do you see?
03:41Um, one, two, three
03:43Uh, one, two
03:44Oh
03:46They're moving so fast
03:47I can't count them
03:49Oh, no
03:50How are we going to find our way back home in time for ice cream?
03:55Sorry
03:55I told you, Dad
03:57Every time I do math
03:59I always get lost
04:01It's okay, AJ
04:02Sometimes getting lost
04:04Is the only way to figure things out
04:05We'll get back on track
04:10You all hear that?
04:12What's that sound?
04:14There seems to be a funky space base coming from
04:17That direction
04:19Great
04:20Maybe there's someone there who can help us find our way
04:23And complete my space fishing homework
04:31I see somebody down there playing bass guitar
04:40What's up, funky dudes and dudettes?
04:43You caught me having a little space jam
04:45My name is Cal-Q
04:47Calculator
04:49Also known as the fonkiest dude in the galaxy
04:52Where you headed, space friends?
04:55Hey, Calculator
04:56I'm astronaut AJ
04:58And this is my crew
05:02And that's my amazing mom
05:04I mean our space computer motherboard
05:06And we're a little lost in our homework assignment checklist
05:13Pleasure to meet you all
05:15So please tell me once more
05:17How you all got lost
05:19We're supposed to be counting stars
05:21And it was really easy when we got here
05:23But now they're going way too fast to count
05:26Well, you've come to the right place
05:29I can help you find funky folks no problem
05:32I know some tricks that'll help you count stars
05:35And you can finish your homework checklist
05:38Yeah
05:39Watch this
05:45Slow stars
05:46Coming right up
05:51Oh, thank you
05:53Now I can count them
05:55One, two, three, four
05:59Wow!
06:00How'd you do that?
06:02Oh, that?
06:02That was nothing, baby
06:04Just a little space math with some funk on it
06:07If I teach you a little math trick about twos
06:09You can find your way through your math homework
06:12Well, what are we waiting for?
06:14Come with us, CalQ
06:20All right, everybody
06:22Hold on tight
06:26Hold up!
06:29We just need one more finishing touch
06:31To add some style
06:38There we go, baby
06:39Can't forget my lucky dice
06:42Nice touch, CalQ
06:45Smooth
06:47Now put the pedal to the metal
06:51So what's next on your space homework checklist, Astronaut A.J.?
06:56Hmm, my next problem is two plus four
06:59Two plus four?
07:01Let's see what I can do
07:04Okay, so there's one, two stars
07:07And that is one, two, three, four stars
07:13Okay, so how many stars are together, Astronaut A.J.?
07:17One, two, three, four, five, six
07:21That's it!
07:23Two plus four is six
07:26Oh, yeah!
07:28Thank you so much, Calculator
07:31Well, you can thank your lucky stars
07:34Cause Stargazer Galaxy is right there
07:37What do you say we go learn how to count the stars by two
07:41And have a little fun
07:46I got a cosmic situation
07:48But this I guarantee
07:50All right, with a little concentration
07:52You can calculate like me
07:54If you need to solve a problem
07:57This is how it's done
07:59Two plus two plus two plus two plus two
08:01It's ten!
08:04Counting by the numbers
08:06Two by two
08:08Throughout the galaxy
08:09You can count on me
08:12When you're counting by the numbers
08:14Two by two
08:17There's a whole new world to see
08:19You can count on me
08:21Yeah!
08:21A one plus one is two
08:23And two plus two is four
08:25All right, if you learn to count by double
08:27You can add up even more
08:29Four plus two is six
08:32And six plus two is eight
08:34Two plus two plus two plus two plus two
08:36It's two!
08:39Counting by the numbers
08:41Two by two
08:43Throughout the galaxy
08:45You can count on me
08:47When you're counting by the numbers
08:49Two by two
08:51There's a whole new world to see
08:53Two stars
08:56Plus two more
08:57Add that up
08:58That makes four
08:59Hey, now here's a trick
09:02Add two more
09:03That makes six
09:04Have fun
09:04Don't hesitate
09:06Two more stars
09:07We got eight
09:08You got it
09:09Two stars and then
09:10Two plus two plus two
09:12Two plus two plus two
09:13It's two
09:14Counting by the numbers
09:17Counting by the numbers
09:19Throughout the galaxy
09:20Throughout the galaxy
09:23When you're counting by the numbers
09:27There's a whole new world to see
09:29You can count on me
09:33Thanks for the magical math lesson, Calcule
09:36That was out of this world
09:38See, math is fun
09:40And add a little music
09:42And a little imagination
09:43And there's nothing you can't do
09:50Look, there's two
09:52I think I've got this
09:54Play that funky bait, Calculator
10:03And there's two more
10:04That's four
10:12Whoa, two more
10:14That makes six
10:15Gasp
10:16Six is the next question on my homework checklist
10:19See, there's a six
10:21I need to add two
10:24So that's two
10:26Four
10:27Six
10:28And I add two more
10:30That's eight
10:32Six plus two is eight
10:34One more addition problem
10:36And it's on to the extra credit
10:38I need to solve two plus eight
10:41You've learned so much, AJ
10:43I think you can do this one without counting stars
10:46Come on, AJ
10:47It's okay
10:48You got this
10:50If I count by twos
10:52It's two
10:53Four
10:53Six
10:54Eight
10:55Ten
10:55Two plus eight
10:57That's ten
10:58Now
10:59I think I know how to do my extra credit, too
11:02Two
11:03Four
11:04Six
11:04Eight
11:05And then ten
11:06I got it
11:07You did it, AJ
11:16I counted by twos and finished my math sheet
11:19Good job, AJ
11:21You even did the bonus question for extra credit
11:24And you know what that means
11:29Ice cream time!
11:30Ice cream time
11:32Ice cream time
11:33Ice cream time
11:34Ice cream time
11:35Yeah!
11:36What time is it?
11:37It's ice cream time, dawg!
11:39Come on, let's go get some ice cream
11:42I owe you ten more pennies
11:44So if I count by twos
11:46Two
11:47Four
11:48Six
11:49Eight
11:49Ten
11:50Here you go, Mr. Ice Cream Man
11:52And that's how you count the right amount
11:57Keep your chocolate chips chunky
12:00And your music funky
12:02See you next week, Bobble
12:05Hey, what's that?
12:08Nah, couldn't be
12:13Not today
12:18Ow!
12:20It hurts when you have to comb off the knots in my hair
12:23That comb is not my friend, Mom
12:26Uh-uh, nope
12:28Not today
12:28Not going in there until this is over
12:30Hair day is only for the brave
12:34Almost done
12:36Whew!
12:36I didn't think we'd ever get all those tangling knots out of your hair
12:40Did you forget to sleep in your bonnet again, AJ?
12:44Ooh, now that I think about it
12:50I may have put it on Theo
12:53Honey, our bonnets always keep our curls beautiful while we sleep
12:57And we have to wear them so we don't wake up with tangles and knots
13:01All done
13:04What you think?
13:05Looks nice
13:06Can I go play now?
13:08Not so fast
13:09Tomorrow is school picture day
13:11And I don't want your picture to turn out like my first great photo
13:15Double gasp!
13:17Now can I go play?
13:19Captain Spaghetti Pants is waiting
13:22Yes, baby
13:23I'm leaving for my work trip
13:24So I need you to wear your bonnet to bed
13:28Trust me
13:28You do not want your dad doing your hair for picture day
13:31Dads don't like knots
13:33And try not to get too wild tonight, you two
13:36We won't
13:37We won't
14:05Are you ready to skydive, Theo?
14:07Are you ready to skydive, Theo?
14:08Here comes our parachute
14:10Whee!
14:38Dad!
14:39Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
14:41Oh my goodness gracious gumballs
14:46AJ, what happened to your hair?
14:48Didn't you wear your bonnet?
14:50Uh, I may have used it as a parachute
14:54Can we talk about that later?
14:56I need to fix my hair
14:58I don't know where to start, AJ
15:00How does your mom do this so well?
15:02Why are you asking me?
15:03I just learned how to use mouthwash
15:05Oh no, we're running out of time
15:08It's almost time to go to school
15:11Don't worry, AJ
15:13We'll get your picture day hairstyle back
15:16Hey, what's this?
15:17A hairstyling video just for dads?
15:20Welcome to my channel
15:21Dudes for Dads
15:23If you're watching this video
15:24Get ready to go on a magical hair journey
15:27Magical hair journey?
15:29Hair journey?
15:30Hey!
15:33Ooh, where are we, Adventurer AJ?
15:37Huh, looks like we're in some kind of swampy marsh
15:41Whoa, look at those curly branches
15:43Welcome to Bonnet Bayou
15:46My name is Aphrodite Tree
15:49Wow!
15:51It's nice to meet you
15:52I'm Adventurer AJ
15:54And this is Squishly Groves
15:56And this is my little bunny
15:58Their hair hair
16:02That's quite some hair you've got there
16:04Hair
16:05Ahem, thank you very much
16:07So, what brings you to Bonnet Bayou?
16:11Well, I'm looking for my picture day hairstyle
16:13I woke up and it was gone
16:16Can you help us?
16:18Oh dear
16:19Another missing hairstyle
16:21If you wish to find it
16:23You must go to the Temple of Dooms
16:29Hairdoos, that is
16:30But be careful of the frayed knot monsters
16:35They guard the temple
16:37And they love stealing hairstyles
16:39And leaving messy hair behind
16:41You better watch your wig, Bunny
16:43Wig?
16:44How dare you?
16:45This hair is all mine
16:47Mmm, mmm, mmm
16:49Whatever you say, Bunny
16:51Theo, put it on backwards
16:53Oh, silly rabbit
16:55How do I look now?
16:57It's time for an adventure
17:00Here
17:01This magical tool kit
17:03Has everything you need
17:05To get your picture day hairstyle back
17:08Wow
17:09A magical tool kit?
17:10Thank you
17:11Good luck
17:13Whoa, look
17:14A bonnet
17:16And the golden cone
17:17And the map
17:19Ooh
17:19Are there any snacks in there?
17:21I'm famished
17:22Look
17:23According to our map
17:25There's a shortcut through moisturizer springs
17:27That will take us to the Temple of Dooms even quicker
17:34Um, I don't think this is a shortcut
17:37This is a
17:38Oh, no!
17:39Forcerizer waterfall!
17:44Ah!
17:46Ah!
17:48Gasp!
17:49The bonnet!
17:50It can save us
17:53Woo!
17:55Woo!
17:56Woo!
17:57Woo!
17:57Woo!
17:58Woo!
17:59Woo!
18:00Wow
18:01Ronis really can save the day
18:09Hey, did y'all hear that?
18:11Hear what?
18:12I'm still waterlogged
18:13That moisturizer did make my hair super soft though
18:17Mine too
18:18And my girls are puffin'
18:22Listen
18:22It sounds like there's someone in the bushes
18:26Who goes there?
18:29I'm AJ and I'm here to get my picture day hairstyle back
18:35Yeah!
18:36What she said!
18:37Whoa!
18:39Whoa!
18:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
18:42Nobody tells the Freight Nots what to do
18:46Let's get them!
18:48Aaaaaah!
18:55Momma said I should use the bonnet
18:58But I fell asleep
19:01Can't believe that I still forgot it
19:04Now I'm anywhere too deep
19:07From Tangle to Tangle
19:09These knots are wrecking my day
19:10We gotta Wrangle to Tangle
19:12No doubt
19:12We keep brushing and brushing out, you're making me show.
19:17I'm on a mission to condition them out.
19:20Bad hair day, not today.
19:23Bad hair day.
19:27Bad hair day, not today.
19:30Bad hair day.
19:33Mixing hairstyles, spread the news.
19:36These dots are on the move.
19:39Maybe we can find it there.
19:41We're somewhere in the temple of days.
19:45Bad hair day, not today.
19:48Bad hair day.
19:51Bad hair day, not today.
19:54Bad hair day.
19:57Bad hair day, not today.
20:00Bad hair day, not today.
20:07Bad hair day.
20:10Mama said I should use the bonnet
20:12Now I'm in a way too deep
20:19What in the world do they want?
20:22What?
20:25Gotcha!
20:27Dad, help! We gotta wrangle these tangles!
20:32This clearly tickles
20:34There's got to be a way to beat these nuts
20:36Look, conditioner cold
20:38No nut can withstand that
20:39It'll untangle them for sure
20:41If only I had something to lure them over there
20:46You wouldn't
20:47Sorry, Theo, but I'm in a real hairy situation here
20:51No, it's mine!
20:53Oh, that actually looks quite nice on you
21:04Hey, nuts, loosen up, why don't you
21:07And check out my new dude
21:22I was thirsty
21:24Whoa, this conditioner is awesome
21:27It totally detangled your nuts
21:29You did it! You got rid of the nuts!
21:33Wow!
21:35Gasp! It's a temple of dudes
21:41Man, the temple is locked
21:43Let's check the tool kit, maybe there's a key
21:46Maybe I can be of some assistance
21:48These paws ain't for nothing, you know
22:00I got it!
22:03It's a golden comb!
22:04It's the key
22:11Oh, we did it!
22:13Just needed a bit of a warm-up is all
22:19Frizz!
22:20Hair hair, look!
22:22There it is!
22:24I pictured a hairstyle!
22:26Dad, activate those bubble ties!
22:31Got it
22:37Oh, my goodness!
22:39Daddy, I love it!
22:42Yeah, I did that
22:43I ain't afraid of no hair day
22:45Now, didn't I tell you we'd get your picture day hairstyle back?
22:48I just need you to do me one small favor
22:51Don't touch anything
22:55Thank you!
22:56Next
23:00Okay, are you ready for your photo?
23:02In three, two, one, say cheese!
23:06Cheese!
23:11Looks like you both had quite the hair I ventured today
23:13We really did!
23:15And I'm definitely wearing my bonnet from now on
23:18I want to keep those frayed knots away from my gorgeous hair
23:21But if I ever forget
23:24At least I know one dad who's not afraid of them anymore
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