The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May

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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.

00:32Please sit here.

00:39Who said I love you?

00:42You are happy.

00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

00:49You both know.

00:49You are happy.

00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.

00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.

00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.

00:59I am talking about myself.

01:02If there are 4 people in one house,

01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,

01:08the children are different.

01:09That's why I am talking about you.

01:10I am talking about you.

01:14You are happy.

01:16You are happy.

01:19You are happy.

01:20You are happy.

01:21Guys, I am happy.

01:23I am happy.

01:27But I am happy.

01:27It is another subunitator.

01:28That's my husband's husband's door sounds to be closed in youtube.

01:33Then the person will say in youtube.

01:37Your body is good.

01:45You are happy.

01:47You Дена and you can call it.

01:49I am grateful.

01:50My wine is lovely.

01:50You have the most is flowing form.

01:51Please put a like this server 100%.

01:53Then blush, then lip gloss, and in the end you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara and you have no

01:59makeup look.

02:03No makeup look, it's the first 28 things in the face of it.

02:08It's a small 2-2 inches and it looks like it looks like it.

02:13The little girls of small cities, they also look at YouTube.

02:18Hi guys!

02:19Guys, guys, you all have to play like the house.

02:22Hi guys!

02:24You can comment on the video that you are very bad.

02:27Guys, if they are straight to the wall, they don't have to work.

02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.

02:36Look, there are only a couple of people who have a blouse.

02:39They look like a young man with a normal face.

02:42They show that's what they're doing.

02:44While attending our videos, they show that they will stand us towards that.

02:51When thinking that those will be is the one!

02:53I can also know Many of them.

02:56A lot of the channels, people of которых go away.

02:59On theiric realm or sacramento's movements, this way they will be put in the rows.

03:09foreign

03:20foreign

03:34Who will give you money for your father?

03:38But this is the truth.

03:40Those talented people are from their work,

03:42from their original content and from their own channel.

03:46Today, our two guests are stars.

03:49They have a lot of views on their channel.

03:51Let's call them.

03:52Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.

04:13How are you?

04:15How are you?

04:17Welcome, welcome to you!

04:18Oh my God!

04:20Welcome, welcome.

04:22Sagan! Sagan! Sagan! Sagan! Sagan! Sagan! Sagan! Sagan!

04:27Sagan! Sagan! Sagan!

04:30What a truth. What a truth.

04:31What a truth.

04:32How are you watching?

04:34It's just happy that we are from jail.

04:39You all know who you are from?

04:41You all know who you are from?

04:42The last year the most searched for the celebrities.

04:47You have searched on the internet.

04:49People searched for the other people.

04:51The police also searched for the other people.

04:54What did you feel like last year?

04:56How did you feel like this year?

04:56How did it come out?

04:58It was a strange year.

04:58You have two people who went to Supreme Court.

05:03You are from them and Siddhupaj.

05:06Who are you?

05:10How are you?

05:15How are you?

05:16How are you?

05:28We are going to die again.

05:29We are not the ones who leave the land from one choker.

05:35We are going to die again.

05:38We are going to die again.

05:43And if you have a joke today,

05:47we are going to die again.

05:49No, no, no.

05:52I feel like I have lost my house.

05:55We are going to die again.

05:55Today we will take a little bit of coaching.

05:57The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,

06:01there was a police case.

06:03So, today we will be together again.

06:06We will take coffee,

06:07we will take anti-spitry bail.

06:13You were watching later and then?

06:14I have seen a lot of episodes.

06:16I have also called Samir.

06:17I said to him, I said,

06:19why did you not have a case?

06:20Why did you not have a case?

06:23When my show closed,

06:25one day ago,

06:26I called myself a call,

06:27that you are going to be bad.

06:29Is it true or not?

06:32I said, look,

06:33look, you are coming to me.

06:34I am telling you,

06:37I am not going to die again.

06:38I am not going to die again.

06:41You are going to be famous.

06:43But when you are famous,

06:44you cannot say anything.

06:45I am not going to die again.

06:49But I just want to tell my brothers,

06:52look,

06:52you don't have married.

06:53In our show,

06:54all the people who work,

06:55all the two children.

06:57So, today we will do something.

06:58We don't have to do something.

06:59I have to do something.

07:01I have to do something.

07:01No, no, no.

07:02No, no, no.

07:03no, no.

07:04Eh,

07:07no, no, no.

07:08If my family friendly zone is now,

07:10no, no.

07:12But Ranbir is one very love.

07:13Yes,

07:14very much love.

07:14And the controversy has happened to us.

07:16They come to me.

07:18I'm sure you will learn so many things.

07:20Let's see,

07:21Let's see how much love you today.

07:25When the show closed, who was before?

07:29What happened to you?

07:30What happened to you?

07:31I had to call him a lawyer before.

07:34And his phone didn't feel bad.

07:37Where did you end the phone?

07:39My brother came here in an audience.

07:41I went home to his house.

07:44He's here for that reason.

07:45So, the people who give up to him

07:46is so much work.

07:51I didn't have an idea.

07:52I didn't have an idea.

07:53One day, a few hours came.

07:55So, I said, come on.

07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.

07:58When you saw this clip,

08:00then I said, come on, come on.

08:03I was leaving my house.

08:07After that,

08:09after this controversy,

08:09do you have another phone show?

08:11Do you have a phone show?

08:12Do you have an advance?

08:16The phone is very nice,

08:18but today, comedy is very difficult.

08:21Do you know?

08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?

08:28I don't know.

08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely,

08:30the first call came to Kapil Sir.

08:32Now, I don't know what it was,

08:34what it was,

08:35what it was,

08:36what it was,

08:36what it was.

08:48That's a good question.

08:52That's a good question.

08:57I don't know.

09:03I don't know.

09:10I don't know.

09:11I don't know.

09:18I don't know.

09:20I don't know.

09:21It's all for you.

09:22It's all for you.

09:25It's all for you.

09:27It's all for you.

09:28It's all for you.

09:28Like a breath of fresh air.

09:29First, I would like to say,

09:30that their heart is very clean.

09:32That's what people should know.

09:34If you have yet to fix it,

09:36you don't stop anyone's face,

09:37then you leave your life.

09:39So that's your heart,

09:40it's very clean.

09:43Last year ago,

09:44I mean,

09:44my friends were far too high.

09:46I feel like them,

09:47that's how they feel like them,

09:49So,

09:50I'm sure.

09:52Well,

09:53that's what the plan,

09:54it's true to have those fles,

09:55they also have the same,

09:56the immerse.

09:58When that happens,

10:00it happens too because

10:02I have a comedy set.

10:07Sir, I am a lawyer with a lawyer.

10:12Sir, I am a lawyer.

10:14Sir, you have a comedy theater.

10:20Habitat's name is very much more.

10:22Every week, we have a call.

10:24We have a venue.

10:25Oh my God.

10:29I want to talk to you about the venue, sir.

10:32Before, I'm sorry about your venue.

10:34How many times?

10:35Sir, three times.

10:36People have been here and they have been offended.

10:39Now they don't have to talk.

10:42You have been a great inspiration for all of us.

10:45You can see our minds that people are laughing.

10:47Thank you, sir.

10:48Thank you, brother.

10:52Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.

10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.

10:57Like, across various shows.

10:58It was always my dream that I'm on TV one day.

11:01I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.

11:11I genuinely love you so much, Arsana Ma'am and Siddupa ji.

11:15I love you guys so much.

11:16My son, if God closed one door,

11:19then he opens 10 doors.

11:21Are you the door to see the doors?

11:23The door is the door to see the doors.

11:23All of them are killing the doors.

11:24I'm sorry.

11:28Thank you, man.

11:35Yeah!

12:01Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Couple Show.

12:10Thank you, sir.

12:11Please sit here.

12:17Who said I love you?

12:20You can win.

12:21You can win.

12:22You can win.

12:23You can win.

12:23Siddhu, bhaji, today, every person is making a YouTube channel.

12:27Do you both know?

12:27You can win.

12:30You can win.

12:32You can win.

12:33You can win.

12:33In the 192 country,

12:35You can win.

12:38I want to win.

12:40If you win 4 people in one school

12:42I love their mother,

12:44my father and my child's different is another channel.

12:47This time, I'm speaking to you.

12:50It's a simple to say.

13:20in the kitchen. Guys, I have made a lot of friends. Guys, today I have made a lot of

13:21The girls are coming today and giving the tips of makeup, I'm so crazy.

13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.

13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.

13:33And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.

13:36And your 9 makeup looks better.

13:429 makeup looks better.

13:43First of all, the 28 things in the mouth.

13:462 inches in the mouth, you can see that too.

13:51The little girls of small towns, they are also on YouTube.

13:56Hi, guys.

13:58Guys, you all have to be like a house.

14:00Hi, guys.

14:02You can comment on the video that you are very bad.

14:05Guys, you have to be able to work with a girl.

14:10Guys, today, I will tell you about backless blouse.

14:14Look, only one person has a blouse.

14:17This is a weird person who is at a normal watch.

14:20I will tell them.

14:22If she was the girl who got on the cover.

14:25If she was at a tattoo, she would be able to make a tattoo on hisaho.

14:31That would be different by the people in the background.

14:35There's a different channel.

14:35Here's a different guy right.

14:38When her hair is starting back, can I help her?

15:10expression

15:11Who will you give money to your father?

15:16But this is the truth.

15:18Those talented people,

15:20from their hard work,

15:21from their original content,

15:22and from their own channel,

15:23become a superstar.

15:24Today, our two guests

15:26are the stars of their channel.

15:28They have a lot of views.

15:29Let's call them.

15:30Please welcome Mr. Samiraina

15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.

15:54Welcome.

15:55Welcome.

15:56Welcome.

15:58Welcome.

15:59Welcome.

16:02Welcome.

16:03Welcome.

16:04Welcome.

16:05Welcome.

16:06Welcome.

16:07Welcome.

16:09Welcome.

16:10Welcome.

16:11I am happy that we are in jail.

16:17You all know them well.

16:20In the last year,

16:21we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.

16:26The people were searching for the internet.

16:28The police also had a different way.

16:32What did you feel like in the last year?

16:34How did it go?

16:35It was a strange year.

16:37In this whole studio,

16:38there are two people who are going to the Supreme.

16:41They are

16:42Hum and Sidhu Paji.

16:50That's why I wrote it for you.

16:53Come on.

16:58Don't be afraid of yourself.

17:02Don't be afraid of yourself.

17:03Don't be afraid of yourself.

17:04Don't be afraid of yourself.

17:09Don't be afraid of yourself.

17:12Come on.

17:12Don't buy a redğlu

17:13He gave his paint to the Supreme.

17:13The first hook.

17:24Don't uso theложeur.

17:25Don't violation nor do recognize his Daniel Sedansh.

17:33Today you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.

17:37The last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.

17:41So today you will be together again.

17:44We will have coffee, coffee or anticipatory bail.

17:51Were you watching later?

17:53I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.

17:55I told him to call him.

17:57I said, why the case didn't happen?

17:59I told him, when my show was closed,

18:03one day before I called myself,

18:05that I had something bad with you.

18:07Is it true or not?

18:10I told him, look, you've come to see.

18:12I'm going to go a little bit.

18:14So I'm telling you about my experience.

18:15I'm not going to say anything.

18:19You're famous.

18:21But when you're famous, then you won't say anything.

18:23What?

18:24What?

18:28I'm just like both brothers and sisters,

18:30you guys don't have married.

18:32So, everyone working in our show,

18:34they're two of us.

18:35So, let's do some money.

18:37I've been example and done.

18:39No!

18:45It's a family friendly zone.

18:47It's a family friendly zone.

18:49We'll be being friendly.

18:49No, no, but Ranveer is a very good one.

18:51And these controversies come to you, bro.

18:55They come to teach you.

18:56I'm sure you will also learn a lot of things.

18:58People, let's see how much love you today.

19:04When the show closed,

19:06who had to call first?

19:08What happened to you?

19:09I had to call a lawyer before.

19:13And his phone didn't stop.

19:15Where did you call him?

19:17My brother came in an audience.

19:19I was sitting in a house,

19:20I went to their house.

19:22He's here for that reason.

19:23So, the person who has been paying attention to me is the same way.

19:29I didn't have an idea.

19:31Directly, one day, it was a hour.

19:32And when I came, I said, come on.

19:34Then I got to know that everything is happening.

19:36Then I saw this clip.

19:38Then I said, let's go.

19:39I was just leaving my house.

19:43I've been leaving my house.

19:46And now I didn't know how.

19:49I was leaving.

19:50I'm just leaving the house.

19:51I was leaving my house.

19:53I was leaving.

19:54The one day before I decided,

19:56I felt like this film was going to launch.

19:56but today I saw comedy here is very difficult.

19:58You already have to know?

19:59I don't know.

20:29Mr. Sir has also closed the tweet.

20:34Who did they do?

20:37In the last two weeks, there was no peace.

20:39Udit Narayan has also closed the puppies.

20:45Kapil, you years ago, in 2004 or 2005,

20:492007.

20:51As I thought in 2007,

20:52this guy was just like that.

20:54Oh!

20:54I didn't know.

20:55It was fun.

20:57It was fun.

20:57Sumit!

20:58Sumit!

20:59Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.

21:04Really?

21:05It's amazing.

21:06It's like a breath of fresh.

21:07First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.

21:10That's what people should know.

21:12No, don't you close the show.

21:15Then, leave your life.

21:17It will be clean.

21:20In the last one year,

21:22our friends grew up a lot.

21:24I feel.

21:24I feel like that.

21:25It's just right.

21:26It's just right.

21:27It's just right.

21:31What the hell, son?

21:33It's coming, friends.

21:33It's the same.

21:34It's the same thing.

21:38It's the same.

21:52It's the same thing.

21:57I have never seen it.

21:59I've never seen it.

22:00I've never seen it.

22:03I've never seen it.

22:04Oh my God.

22:07I would like to talk to you about the venue first.

22:09First, sorry about your venue.

22:12How many times?

22:13Three times.

22:14People have been here and they have been offended.

22:20You have been a great inspiration for all of us.

22:23Look at us, we have thought that we are laughing.

22:25Thank you, sir.

22:26Thank you, brother.

22:30Genuinely a very very big moment for me.

22:32Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.

22:35Like, across various shows.

22:36It was always my dream that I am on TV one day.

22:39I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.

22:49I genuinely love you so much, Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.

22:53I love you guys so much.

22:54If God closes one door, you open ten doors.

23:00You are the ones who are watching.

23:08I love you!

23:10Let me ask you, sir.

23:17You are absolutely brilliant!

23:23Super.

23:25You are the ones who are the ones who are watching.

23:27I love you.

23:28I love you.

23:29I love you, sir.

23:29You are absolutely brilliant.

23:30Childhood, you and Shaker sir, you and in Comedy Circus.

23:35I followed every episode.

23:37Then I didn't even know what to say.

23:40Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.

23:55Genuinely, sir, I respect you both.

23:58I respect you both, but I do a little more.

24:01Because he never got out of luck.

24:03He didn't even get out of luck.

24:17I think I'm getting out of luck.

24:24But when we went to the police station,

24:26we both went to the police station.

24:27There was a lot of fans there, sir.

24:29What?

24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.

24:32He said, come, come, come, come.

24:34Come, come, come.

24:45Oh, my God.

24:46Oh, my God.

24:47Oh, my God.

25:01I thought that we were going to keep something cool.

25:03Okay.

25:04But over time, I mean, beer wasn't drinking.

25:08Bicep is still here.

25:10But the name was a little popular.

25:12So we've kept it.

25:14Do you have to get a liquor license?

25:15Or do you have to get a liquor license?

25:16Or do you have to say it?

25:17No, no, no.

25:18It's a liquor license.

25:19When you've seen stand-up,

25:21you're beating a lot on your grandma's jokes.

25:25Never said, why are you losing my family's family?

25:30Why are you losing my family's family?

25:30Are you beating a joke on your grandma's?

25:42Are they true?

25:43Well said.

25:44Well said.

25:45And I've had some awareness.

25:47Like my grandma and my brother,

25:49he attacked once.

25:51And I was at home alone.

25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.

25:55Oh.

25:55Do you remember me?

25:59Tell me, Arsana, I remember the number of ambulance.

26:01100 is the only call there.

26:03That's the police.

26:04Yeah.

26:05I didn't remember, brother.

26:06I called 102.

26:08Who's coming?

26:09Fire.

26:10Where did he come?

26:12Fire.

26:12I said, fire will look like the morning.

26:15Oh.

26:24Did any parents say,

26:26I've seen your child's video?

26:28Yes.

26:29He said, what?

26:36My parents like a couple of couples.

26:40One story.

26:41It's a genuine story.

26:42It's a genuine story.

26:43My dadajji was a lot.

26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.

26:47But we watched a couple of shows.

26:49So where he is, he's very happy today.

26:52Thank you, brother.

26:53Big, big day.

27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.

27:26Please sit here.

27:32Who said love you?

28:03Pierre.

28:05Hi.

28:05Can you turn the audience?

28:06Look at me.

28:10You think this is funny.

28:13You see?

28:13I'm talking about it.

28:13You see?

28:13I'm talking about it.

28:14I'm telling you.

28:15Guys.

28:15Guys, today I have made a dhih bali and a kadi chawal.

28:21His husband's mouth is open and open.

28:23And he makes a kadi chawal and puts it on YouTube.

28:27Then his head comes back and says,

28:28that his kadi chawal looks good on YouTube.

28:30That's why he has made a kadi pukhoda

28:33to break the pukhoda.

28:37Guys, they are giving makeup tips.

28:39I'm crazy.

28:41All the best guys, you put moisturizer.

28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.

28:48And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.

28:52And your 9 makeup looks good.

28:579 makeup looks good.

28:59First, the 28 things on the head.

29:02Two inches in the head,

29:03you can see that too.

29:07Little babies of small cities.

29:10They also look on YouTube.

29:12Hi guys!

29:13Guys, you're all like the dogs.

29:16How are you guys?

29:17You guys have a comment on their videos.

29:19You look bad.

29:20Guys, you're all right.

29:25Guys, I'll tell you about the backless blouse.

29:29Look, it's just a couple of people.

29:33You look bad.

29:34You look bad.

29:36Guys, I'll tell you about the backless blouse.

29:40You look bad.

29:41You look bad.

29:49You look bad.

29:53You look bad.

30:02What?

30:03in new days.

30:06There are many people who live all day.

30:07There is a life for four days.

30:09A baby in front of me is saying,

30:10you have made me mãra quiçhest dins

30:12and I don't get to know how much we are driving now.

30:17But I'm alive,

30:19I'm feeling like traveling video.

30:20So I'm feeling like I'm bringing a new bag,

30:22and I'm getting away from your place,

30:24and I'm waiting for you.

30:27But I'm going to leave,

30:27who will I hear from you?

30:31You're not talking to me anymore?

30:33The people who are talented with their hard work, with their original content and their own channel become a superstar.

30:40Today, the two of us are the stars of their channel.

30:45Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.

31:09Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!

31:15Welcome! Welcome!

31:23What a story! What a story!

31:25How do you love you guys?

31:27I'm just happy that we are out of jail.

31:33We all know each other.

31:35In the last year, we have been searching for the celebrities.

31:42People were searching for the internet.

31:44The police have been searching for different reasons.

31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?

31:51It was a strange year.

31:52In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.

31:57They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.

32:05How did you see this?

32:07That's why I have written a story for you.

32:09It's alright.

32:11Come here, come here.

32:13With difficulties, you will not be afraid of yourself.

32:16With difficulties...

32:18With difficulties, you will not be afraid of yourself.

32:19Without difficulties, I will be afraid of yourself.

32:21They will become the same place again.

32:25We will become the same place again.

32:29First of all, we are going to be in the middle of the street.

32:37And, brother, if he killed a joke today,

32:41we will all be escorts.

32:46I feel like I have lost my house.

32:49Today, you will have a little coaching

32:50about how to bounce back.

32:52Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,

32:55there was a police case.

32:56So, today, you will be together.

32:59Do you have coffee or do you have an anti-spitry bail?

33:06I have seen a lot of episodes.

33:09I had a phone too.

33:10I told him to call him.

33:12I said, why did the case not happen?

33:15When the show was closed,

33:18one day before,

33:20I got a call.

33:21That there is something bad about you.

33:23Yes.

33:24Is it true?

33:25I said, look, you are coming in the eyes.

33:27Let's move on a little.

33:29So, I told you about it.

33:31I don't have any anti-spitry bail.

33:34You will always say anything.

33:36But when you are famous,

33:37you will never say anything.

33:38What?

33:39What?

33:42What?

33:43I want to tell both my brothers,

33:46you don't have married.

33:47What people are working in our show,

33:49they are two children.

33:50That's it.

33:51So, today, we will do something.

33:53I did something too.

33:55No, no, no.

33:56No, no.

33:57Oh

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