The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May

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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.

00:32Please sit here.

00:39Who said I love you?

00:42You are happy.

00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

00:49You both know.

00:49You are happy.

00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.

00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.

00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.

00:59I am talking about myself.

01:02If there are 4 people in one house,

01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,

01:08the children are different.

01:09That's why I am talking about you.

01:10I am talking about this.

01:14I am talking about this.

01:15You are all the people who are making a video.

01:18I am talking about so many channels,

01:20I know the kids are in the kitchen.

01:21Guys, I am making a bread and a bread and bread.

01:27You are making a bread and bread.

01:27In the back of her husband's face,

01:30she still keeps making bread and making bread.

01:33But then the bread and bread is making bread.

01:34Then the bread and bread says the bread is good.

01:35Why do you think it's good?

01:37That's it.

01:39That's it.

01:40That's it.

01:41That's it.

01:42That's it.

01:43The girls are coming today

01:44with makeup tips.

01:45I'm so crazy.

01:47All the best guys,

01:48you put a moisturizer.

01:49Put a little foundation,

01:52highlighter,

01:53blush,

01:54lip gloss.

01:55And finally,

01:56you put a magenta mascara

01:58and your no makeup looks.

02:03No makeup looks.

02:05It's a good idea.

02:05It's the first 28 things

02:06in the mouth.

02:08It's a small,

02:092 inches,

02:09and the girl also looks like.

02:13The little girls of small towns

02:15are also on YouTube.

02:18Hi guys.

02:20Guys,

02:20everyone has got a pig like

02:21the cats of the house.

02:22Hi guys.

02:24You comment on their videos

02:25that you're very bad.

02:26Guys,

02:27they're going to be a dog

02:28and they're going to be a dog.

02:32Guys,

02:32I'm going to tell you

02:34about backless blouse.

02:36Look,

02:36there's only one person

02:37who has this blouse.

02:39Yes,

02:39yes.

02:39They're going to be a normal

02:41man,

02:41and they're going to be

02:42reading.

02:45They're going to be

02:48reading.

02:49They're going to be

02:49reading.

02:50They're going to be

02:53They're going to be

02:55reading.

03:24I'm going to be

03:50Please welcome Mr. Samir Rana and

03:55Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia

04:13How are you doing?

04:15Welcome, welcome, welcome

04:17Welcome, welcome

04:30What a delay

04:31What a delay

04:32You look beyond your love

04:33How are you loving you?

04:34I'm just happy that we are from jail

04:35We are out there.

04:39You all know these two of us.

04:41In the last year, these are the most searched for the celebrities.

04:47People were searched on the internet.

04:50The police also didn't search.

04:54What did you feel last year?

04:56How was it?

04:57It was a strange year.

04:59There were two people who went to the Supreme Court.

05:02My wife and I came here.

05:04We are and Ser parody.

05:12So that I was written for you.

05:15Yes!

05:18Let's go!

05:19With the difficulties, we won't let you be scared.

05:22Without difficulties, we won't let you be scared.

05:26Without hopes and pray.

05:27We will still lose.

05:29We are not the ones who leave the land from a shaker,

05:35but before the first time,

05:38we are going to be locked up.

05:44And Paji,

05:45if today he has one more joke,

05:47then we will all be locked up.

05:49No, no, no.

05:52I feel like I have lost my house.

05:55Today, you will have a little coaching

05:57about how to bounce back.

05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,

06:01there was a police case.

06:03So, today, you will be together.

06:06We will have coffee,

06:07or we will have an anti-spitry bail.

06:13You were watching later and then?

06:14I have seen many episodes.

06:16I have also called Samir.

06:17I have also called him.

06:19I said, why did you not have a case?

06:21And when my show closed,

06:25a day before he called me,

06:27that you are going to be bad.

06:30Is it true?

06:31Is it true or not?

06:32I said, look,

06:33look, you are coming in the eyes.

06:34You have to go a little bit.

06:36So, I am telling you,

06:37I am not an anti-yami.

06:41You are famous.

06:42But when you are famous,

06:44you cannot say anything.

06:45I want to tell you guys,

06:51it's an anti-spitry call.

06:51I want to tell you guys,

06:52see,

06:52don't have married.

06:53you two don't have married.

06:54There are so many people who work on the show,

06:55all of the two kids are.

06:57Today we will do a little bit.

06:59I had something to do, sir.

07:02No, no, no.

07:03No, no, no.

07:07Today we will be a family friendly zone.

07:09Today we will be a family friendly.

07:11No, no, but Ranbir is very loving.

07:13And these controversies are coming to you, bro.

07:16They come to teach you.

07:18I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.

07:20People, let's see you so much.

07:21Let's see you today.

07:25When the show closed,

07:28who was before?

07:29What were you talking about?

07:31I had to call a lawyer first.

07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.

07:37Where did you go, Ranbir?

07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.

07:41I went to his house.

07:44He's here for that.

07:45So, the people who are giving up to him

07:46is so much.

07:51I didn't have an idea.

07:52I didn't have an idea.

07:53One day, a few hours passed.

07:54And they came.

07:55So, I said, let's go.

07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.

07:58Then I saw this clip.

08:00Then I said, let's go, let's go.

08:03So, I was leaving my house.

08:08After this controversy,

08:09do you have another phone show?

08:11Do you have a live show?

08:12Or do you have a book before?

08:13Do you have a book?

08:14Do you have an advance?

08:16Do you have an advance?

08:16The phone is very nice.

08:18But today, comedy is very difficult.

08:20Do you have an advance?

08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?

08:28I don't know.

08:29I mean, at that time, genuinely,

08:30the first call of Kapil sir came to me.

08:32I don't know what it was,

08:33I don't know what it was,

08:34what it was, what it was.

08:35He told me,

08:36whatever your good time went on,

08:37your bad time went on.

08:44We were waiting.

09:13We were waiting for you.

09:15I feel like that.

09:16Oh!

09:17Lovely.

09:17It's a great deal.

09:19It's a great deal.

09:20It's a great deal.

09:20Give it to me, son.

09:20It's a compliment for you.

09:26It's a great deal.

09:28It's a great deal.

09:29It's a great deal.

09:30It's a great deal.

09:30I want to say that their heart is very clean.

09:32No, that's what people should know.

09:34No, you should close the show.

09:37Then leave your life.

09:39Your heart will be clean.

09:42What?

09:42No, I think he's very clean.

09:43It's the best.

09:43My friends are in the last year.

09:45I feel like that.

09:47It's a good idea.

09:53It's a good idea.

09:54It's a good idea.

09:55It's a good idea.

09:57What the hell?

09:57It's a good idea.

09:58It's a good idea.

09:59The whole thing is to do is the same.

10:01When people get some blood.

10:01You get some blood and your blood.

10:03When you prepare your set of comedy,

10:05you listen to your friends and your staff.

10:16foreign

10:20foreign

10:22foreign

10:23Oh, my God.

10:38Thank you. Thank you, brother.

10:48Thank you, brother.

10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.

10:54Actually, I'm watching you from childhood.

10:57Like, across various shows.

10:58It was always my dream,

10:59that one day, I'm on TV.

11:01I never thought you'd come to OTT one day.

11:11I genuinely love you so much,

11:13Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.

11:15I love you guys so much.

11:16Oh, my God, if God closes one door,

11:19then he opens 10 doors.

11:21You're the door to see the doors.

11:23All the people who are watching me are killing me, sir.

11:28Thank you, man.

11:35Yeah!

12:01Good evening, and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.

12:11Please sit here.

12:17Who said I love you?

12:46I love you.

12:48How many people who listen to my friends,

12:58I love you guys?

13:01You're the.

13:02I love you.

13:07I love you.

13:10But today,

13:13I love you.

13:13Love you guys.

13:14I love you, man.

13:17I have to ask you a little bit to break it up.

13:21Guys, I'm coming here today to make-up tips.

13:24I'm crazy, man.

13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.

13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.

13:33And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.

13:36And your 9 makeup looks better.

13:429 makeup looks better.

13:43First of all, the 28 things on the nose.

13:45They look like the hair on the nose.

13:47They look like the hair on the nose.

13:51The small towns of small towns.

13:54They also look at YouTube.

13:56Hi, guys.

13:58Guys, they have gotten all the photos like the cats of the house.

14:01Hi, guys.

14:02You can comment on their videos so that you're very bad.

14:05Guys, they come from the house, they can't work.

14:10Guys, today, I will tell you about backless blouse.

14:15foreign

14:30foreign

14:43I will close your eyes and open your eyes.

14:44They say,

14:46The problem is a peace.

14:49The life is living.

14:52What is life?

14:53What is life?

14:54What is life?

14:56Some people make a video of traveling.

15:05Make your bag and leave.

15:08The world is waiting for you.

15:10You are waiting for your time.

15:11Who will you give your money?

15:15But this is the truth.

15:18Those talented people

15:20from their work, their original content

15:22and their own channel.

15:23They become a superstar.

15:24Today, the two of us are the stars.

15:27They call them on their channel.

15:30Please welcome Mr. Samirana

15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.

15:53Welcome.

15:55Welcome.

15:55Welcome, welcome all of you!

15:58Welcome, welcome!

16:00Welcome, welcome!

16:08What a story, what a story!

16:10You see, you guys are what you love?

16:12It's just a pleasure to be here from jail.

16:17You all know both of you.

16:19You all know all of them.

16:20You all know all of them.

16:20In the last year,

16:21you have been looking for the most of the celebrities.

16:26The people were searching for the internet.

16:28There was a different police.

16:30The police also searched for a different race.

16:32What did you feel last year?

16:34How did it go?

16:35It was a strange year.

16:37Two people in this studio

16:39who went to supreme.

16:41They were saying,

16:43we and Siddupaji.

16:51That's why I wrote you.

16:52That's why I wrote you.

16:53Oh, wow.

16:54That's why I wrote you.

16:55Oh, wow.

16:56Come on, come on.

16:57Come on, come on.

17:06Yeah.

17:22You all know all of the situations,

17:30you might be baik-ah,

17:30I feel like I have lost my house.

17:33Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.

17:37The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,

17:39there was a police case.

17:41So, today, you will be together again.

17:44We will have coffee, coffee or we will have an anticipatory bail.

17:51Were you watching later?

17:53I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.

17:55I told him to call him.

17:57I said, why the case didn't happen?

17:59I told him,

18:01when my show was closed,

18:03one day before I called him,

18:05I said,

18:06that something is bad with you.

18:07Is it true?

18:09Is it true or not?

18:10I said,

18:11look, you are coming in the eyes,

18:12let's move on a little.

18:14So, I told you about my experience,

18:15I don't have to say anything.

18:19You say anything,

18:20but when you say anything,

18:22you don't say anything.

18:23What's wrong!

18:24What's wrong, what's wrong.

18:28But I'm simply,

18:29I want to tell you like my brothers,

18:30that you don't have married.

18:32The same guys working on the show.

18:34People do us two kids.

18:35So, today, we will have to make some work.

18:37I had to make some work, sir.

18:39No, no.

18:40No, no, no, no, no.

18:41I don't know.

18:42No, no, no.

18:43Yes, I don't know.

18:45I don't know.

18:46This is a family friendly zone.

18:47We'll be family friendly.

18:49No, no, no, no.

18:50But Ranveer is really love.

18:51And these are all controversies.

18:54They come to you.

18:56I'm sure you will also learn a lot.

19:08I'm sure you will also learn a lot.

19:13I don't know.

19:13And his phone was missing.

19:15Okay, where did you call me?

19:17My brother came in an audience.

19:19I went to his house.

19:22He's here for acting.

19:23So, the person who can't be able to get the job is the same.

19:29I didn't have an idea.

19:31One day, a week was over.

19:32When I came, I said, come.

19:34Then I knew everything was going on.

19:36So, when you saw this clip,

19:38then you said, come, come, come.

19:42Until I left my house.

19:46After this controversy,

19:48do you have to do more shows?

19:49Do you have to do live shows?

19:50Or do you have to do the books?

19:51If you're sure to make it out,

19:52you will be able to keep a bow.

19:54My phone was very high, but today's video,

19:57it's a very difficult problem.

19:58Now, do you know?

20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it? I don't know.

20:07I mean, I mean, at that time, genuinely,

20:08the first call to Kapil sir came to me.

20:10I don't know if that was the price, the price, what was it?

20:13He said, whatever your good time is going on,

20:16your bad time is going on.

20:18We were waiting, something will happen, something will happen.

20:25But, Sir,

20:28at that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.

20:31Who did they do it?

20:36In the last two weeks,

20:38Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.

20:45Kapil,

20:46you came in 2004 or 2005.

20:492007.

20:51As I thought in 2007,

20:52this girl is the same.

20:53Oh!

20:54Oh!

20:55It's amazing!

20:57It's amazing!

20:58It's amazing!

21:00It's amazing!

21:06It's amazing!

21:07It's amazing!

21:08It's fresh!

21:08First, I would like to tell you,

21:09that their heart is very clean.

21:10That's what people should know.

21:12No, don't you close the show.

21:14Then leave your life.

21:17Then leave your heart clean!

21:20I'd like to know,

21:23And what's nice is all the same.

21:24It's just like this,

21:24I feel like this is all the same.

21:26So it's obvious,

21:26it's true.

21:41And really,

22:03Oh my God.

22:04Oh my God.

22:12How many times?

22:13Three times.

22:14People come and get offended by the jokes,

22:17then they have to talk about.

22:18Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.

22:23You can see us,

22:24you can see us,

22:24thank you, sir.

22:25Thank you, brother.

22:30Genuinely a very big moment for me.

22:32Honestly, I am watching you from childhood,

22:35across various shows.

22:36It was always my dream

22:37that I would come to the TV one day.

22:39I never thought you would come to the OTT one day.

22:49I genuinely love you so much,

22:51Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.

22:53I love you guys so much.

23:15You are absolutely brilliant.

23:23Super.

23:26you are a part of my whole childhood.

23:31I was watching you.

23:33You and Shaker Sir.

23:34You and Comedy Circus.

23:35I followed every episode.

23:37Then I didn't know what to say.

23:39What should I say?

23:46Come and sit and talk.

23:48Come, come, please.

23:49Come and sit and talk again.

23:57I have, come and talk again.

24:01Come and listen.

24:04There are the opportunities.

24:07Come and sit and watch.

24:10Oh, forget how much.

24:13He has to do this.

24:16In the same way,

24:18but I have to do this.

24:19I think he's coming to me.

24:20His batting was wrong.

24:24But when we both went to the police station,

24:27there was a lot of Siddhupaji fans.

24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.

24:32He said, throw it, throw it, throw it.

24:44Oh my God!

24:45Oh my God!

24:47Rilvy, tell me, how did beer bicep?

24:50When I started,

24:52the goal was to make a fitness channel.

24:55I thought it was a cool name.

24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.

24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.

25:01I thought it was cool.

25:04But over time,

25:05I didn't drink beer.

25:08Bicep is still here.

25:10But the name is a bit popular.

25:13So we've kept it.

25:14Do you have a liquor license?

25:15Do you have a liquor license?

25:16Or do you have a liquor license?

25:17No, no, no.

25:18It's a liquor license.

25:19When you've watched stand-up,

25:21these are big jokes on your grandma's own.

25:25My grandma never said,

25:26why are you losing my family's family?

25:30Why are you losing my family's family?

25:30Do you have a joke on your grandma's own?

25:32Look, sir,

25:32if I'm a cowie,

25:34then I write in my grandma's memory.

25:36If I'm a singer,

25:37then I write in my grandma's memory.

25:39If I'm a comedian,

25:40then I can write in my grandma's memory.

25:43Well said, well said.

25:44That's right.

25:45And I have some awareness.

25:47Like, my grandma, my grandma,

25:49my grandma, my grandma,

25:52and I was at home.

25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.

25:55Oh.

25:56Do you remember me?

25:59Tell me,

25:59do you remember the ambulance number?

26:01100 is the only call.

26:03That's the police.

26:04Yeah.

26:05I didn't remember.

26:06I called 102.

26:08Who came to that?

26:09Fire.

26:10Where did the fire look?

26:12I said,

26:13I'll tell you the fire.

26:14fire will go in the morning.

26:15Oh!

26:24There were any parents who said,

26:26have you seen a video,

26:27and you're watching a child?

26:28Yeah,

26:29she said that.

26:36My parents love the couple.

26:39I like the couple.

26:40There's a story here.

26:41It's a genuine story.

26:42My dadajji was watching a lot.

26:45He was bed-ridden in his final phase.

26:47But he was watching a couple-sharma show a lot.

26:50So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.

26:52Thank you brother.

27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.

27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.

27:32Who said I love you?

27:35Be happy, be happy.

27:39Shupriya, Shupriya, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

27:42Do you know both of them?

27:45You can take someone on a Netflix like a platform.

27:48In the 192 country, people are watching.

27:51Then the person is making their own YouTube channel.

27:53I'm talking about myself.

27:56If there are 4 people in one house,

27:58then the mother is different, the father is different,

28:01the children are different.

28:02This time, I'm talking about you.

28:04I'm talking about this.

28:06It means that every person has become a video.

28:11You have so many channels and people are all in the kitchen.

28:15Guys, I have made a lot of bread and bread.

28:18I have made the bread and bread.

28:21The husband's face is open

28:22and he's made the bread and bread.

28:26The bread and bread is made.

28:29I feel like it.

28:31After that, I got a little bit of a powder to break it up.

28:37Guys, I'm giving makeup tips.

28:39I'm crazy.

28:40All the best guys, you put moisturizer.

28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.

28:49And finally, you're using magenta mascara and your new makeup looks.

28:57No makeup looks.

28:58Before that, the 28 things in the mouth.

29:02The two inches in the mouth and the other looks like this.

29:06The little babies of small cities.

29:10They also look on YouTube.

29:12Hi guys.

29:13Guys, you guys have all got to catch up like the dogs at home.

29:16Hi guys.

29:17Okay, comment on them on the video.

29:19You feel bad.

29:19You're not.

29:20Guys in the video.

29:21You can't do this, but you don't like to see.

29:26Guys, I can tell you about backless blouse.

29:29Look, you only have a blouse.

29:33This one girl has one.

29:33He listens to the tall people with normal clothes.

29:35They put them on the background and regard it.

29:38And the background, their baby told me.

29:41When you wear the background in the background,

29:43I'll put you on the background and mix with other tattoos.

29:44What do you want?

29:47What do you want to add?

29:48There are different channels of knowledge.

29:49He was a man in the back of his arms.

29:52Some of his arms are in the back of his arms.

29:53His expression is like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.

29:56He mixed an expression.

29:58The fingers closed and open.

30:00The problem is to be calm, friends.

30:05The life is living a lot.

30:07He is living in four days.

30:09He says a girl's voice,

30:10the mother is coming for 25 days,

30:12and the mother is bringing her name in him.

30:14He sees a woman's voice.

30:44Oh

30:45Please welcome mr. Samirana and

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