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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about this.
01:14You see,
01:15every person is making a video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20you know how to do this kitchen.
01:21Guys,
01:23I have made a bread and bread.
01:27He is making a bread and bread.
01:30He is making a bread and bread.
01:31He is making bread and making bread.
01:33He is making bread and making bread.
01:40He is making bread and bread.
01:43He is making bread and bread.
01:46He is making bread and bread.
01:47He is making bread and bread.
01:50He is making bread and bread.
01:52He is making bread and bread.
01:55He is making bread and bread.
01:57He is making bread and bread.
02:03He is making bread and bread.
02:05He is making bread and bread.
02:06He is making bread and bread.
02:07He is making bread and bread.
02:08He is making bread and bread.
02:09He is making bread and bread.
02:10He is making bread and bread.
02:10He is making bread and bread.
02:12foreign
02:18foreign
02:19foreign
02:19hi guys guys guys to� s m né aysay paggle jaysay ghar ki ga ae hai hi guys
02:23Acha aap ince video pe comment kar thaho ki aap badhi buri lug rahi hai guys ta sidha
02:27gali pe ati to upna kama kaom kar kutte
02:32Guys aaj Aag ko mahi bataoongi backless blouse k baare me
02:36dekhiye sirf eek dori se banda ho ta hai blouse
02:38ay ay ay
02:39This young man takes a normal look at the students who put a normal look at the students who put
02:45a tattoo on the back.
02:45They told me that the students who put a tattoo on the back, they will make a tattoo on the
02:52back.
02:53They have a different channel of knowledge.
02:56They are playing the piano from their back.
02:59They have an expression like Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
03:04They will open their eyes and open their eyes.
03:07They say that the problem is a quietness.
03:11Everyone is living in life.
03:13They are living in 4 days.
03:16They say that the baby is saying that the mother is taking 25 days.
03:20They are living in 4 days.
03:24Now some people make a video of traveling.
03:27They put their bags on their back.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32If you comment below,
03:33They are living in the house.
03:35Who will give the money?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people who are in their work,
03:42their original content and their own channel.
03:45They become a superstar.
03:46Our two of them are stars.
03:49They have a lot of their channel.
03:51They call them.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samiraina and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:09How are you doing?
04:15Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:17Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:20Welcome.
04:21Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:25Welcome.
04:26Welcome.
04:26Welcome.
04:28Welcome.
04:29Welcome.
04:30What a story.
04:31What a story.
04:31You see how much you love me?
04:34I'm happy that we're from jail.
04:39You all know them well.
04:42You've been searching for the last year.
04:43You've been searching for the most of the time.
04:47You've been searching for the internet.
04:50There were other people who were searching for the police.
04:54What did you feel last year?
04:56How did it go?
04:56It was a very strange year.
04:59In this whole studio, there were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03They were saying,
05:04Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a story for you.
05:15Come on.
05:19Come on.
05:20Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:24Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:28You leave.
05:29You're not that of a devil.
05:34You're the one who left a clown with the
05:34It was the one who left a clown.
05:38You look like a clown,
05:43You're the one who left a clown.
05:47You're the one who left a clown?
05:48What is that?
05:49I feel like I've lost my house.
05:55Today, I'll take a little bit of coaching about how to bounce back.
05:59The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today, you'll be together again.
06:06We'll take coffee, or we'll take anti-spitry bail first.
06:13Did you see it later?
06:14I saw a lot of episodes. I also called Samir.
06:16I said to him, I said to him,
06:19I said to him, why didn't the case happen?
06:22When my show closed,
06:25one day before I called him,
06:27I said to him,
06:28that something is bad.
06:29Is it true or not?
06:32I said to him,
06:33I said to him,
06:33I said to him,
06:36I didn't say anything.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44you won't say anything.
06:45What?
06:49I just wanted to tell my brothers,
06:51that you both didn't have married.
06:54The people who work in our show
06:55are all two kids.
06:57So, today, we'll do something.
06:59I did something.
07:02I said to him,
07:09I said,
07:10I am going to get married.
07:11No, no, but Ranbir is so much love, and these are the controversies that come to you, I'm sure that
07:19you will learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see how much love you today.
07:25When the show closed, who had to call first? What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer first.
07:34And his phone was still late.
07:37Where did Ranbir close the phone?
07:38No, my brother came to an audience, and I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that reason.
07:45So, the person who gave up to his husband is so much?
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52One day, it was an hour later.
07:54When I came, I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening later.
07:58When you saw this clip, then you said, come on, come on.
08:03I had to leave my house at home.
08:06I had to leave my house at home.
08:08After this controversy, you came to another phone show.
08:11Do you have to do live shows?
08:12Or the books that were the first time, they were also told?
08:15Give advance.
08:16I had to leave my phone.
08:17My phone was very nice, sir.
08:18But today, comedy is very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Do you know?
08:21I just got this one.
08:27I'll show you the next one.
08:28I'll show you the next one.
08:32I'll show you the next one.
08:33I'll show you the next one.
08:35How does the first time go?
08:37I'll show you the next one.
08:48How do you know?
08:50I mean, you can actually see that the first call to Kapil Sir.
08:51Kapil Sir has also closed the tweet.
08:57Who did they do it?
08:58In two weeks, when he was quiet,
09:01he stopped taking puppies.
09:07Kapil, you years ago,
09:09in 2004 or 2005,
09:112007.
09:12As you thought in 2007,
09:14this guy is the same.
09:15Oh!
09:16I'm not sure.
09:17I'm not sure.
09:19I'm not sure.
09:19What?
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:27It's amazing.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:30First, I would like to say that
09:31their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, you shut up someone's show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39So, their heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year,
09:44our friends were very hard.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47I don't know.
09:47I'm sure.
09:48I'm sure.
09:49I'm sure.
09:52I'm sure.
09:52What happened?
09:54It's coming, friends.
09:55It's coming.
09:55It's coming.
09:55It's coming.
09:56It's coming.
10:01It's coming.
10:14This guy's going to be so good.
10:17I'm sure.
10:18It's coming.
10:18It's coming.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:38Thank you, sir.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Actually, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that I'm on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if God closes one door,
11:19then he opens 10 doors.
11:21Are you the door to see the door?
11:23All of them are killing the wood.
11:24All of them are killing the wood.
11:28Thank you, man.
11:34Oh!
11:36Yeah, God!
11:40Oh!
11:55Oh!
11:57Bye!
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
12:10Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20Be happy, be happy.
12:23Situ Bhadi, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:26Do you both know?
12:30You can take someone on a platform like Netflix,
12:32where people are watching in 192 countries.
12:35People also make their own YouTube channel.
12:37I'm talking about myself.
12:40If there are 4 people in one house,
12:43then their mother is different, their father is different,
12:46their children are different.
12:47This time I'm talking about you.
12:50The meaning of saying,
12:52you can see,
12:53you can see,
12:54every person is making a video.
12:56You've got so many channels,
12:58I've got friends in the kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:01today I've made my husband and my husband.
13:03you've got so many channels in the future.
13:05Later,
13:06my husband's mouth is open,
13:08and he makes some bad things
13:09and then puts it on YouTube.
13:11After,
13:12the face is coming up darauf,
13:13you know,
13:14it's goodens on YouTube.
13:16It's that time,
13:17it's good to burn up on the top of it.
13:19I have a lot of girls who are giving makeup tips today, I am so crazy.
13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you have a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
13:36And your 9 makeup looks better.
13:429 makeup looks better.
13:43The first of all, the 28 things in the mouth.
13:462-2 inches in the mouth.
13:48They also look like this.
13:51The little girls of small villages.
13:54They are also on YouTube.
13:56Hi, guys.
13:58Guys, you all have to be like a house.
14:00Hi, guys.
14:02Please comment on their videos that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, if they come back to the house, they don't have to work.
14:10Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.
14:13They go to the shop store.
14:14Look, only one guy is a slurvy.
14:17This is the blouse.
14:19These people are very normal.
14:22The other people always wear paint.
14:24Do they wear a face?
14:31They are the other watches.
14:34On the back of the wall, they have to wear a face on them.
14:38They wear a face on the street on the street.
14:38They wear a faces on them.
14:39They wear a different style of knowledge.
14:41They wear a face on them.
14:42I don't know you going to get the
14:43TV
14:43I don't know you
14:46I don't know you
14:47I don't know you
15:01I don't know when you go
15:06to my back
15:06and now I'm going to
15:09look at this
15:28Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:53Welcome, welcome, welcome.
15:56Welcome, welcome.
16:01Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan! Jan!
16:08That's the story... What is the story?
16:10We love what you guys love you guys?
16:12We are just happy that we are from jail.
16:17You know all of them both,
16:20last year,
16:21we have all searched more than what we have been searching.
16:26In the internet, people have searched for the same things.
16:28There was a lot of police in the past year.
16:33What did you feel the last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37There were two people in this studio who went to Supreme.
16:41They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:53Okay, wow.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:56What did we think?
16:58We're afraid to be afraid of ourselves.
17:00How did we think?
17:09How did we, my home made a war?
17:12Have you trade it?
17:13There will be a fight.
17:21As if we came on,
17:23you are married.
17:23If he killed a joke today, we will all be able to get out of the sport.
17:30It feels like I have lost my house.
17:33Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
17:37The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
17:39there was a police case.
17:41So, today, you will be together again.
17:44We will have coffee or we will have an anticipatory bail.
17:49The last time I had to take a break.
17:51You were watching late-night?
17:53I had a large episode and I also had a phone.
17:55I asked him to call him.
17:57I said that the case didn't happen.
18:01When my show closed...
18:03One day before, I was called to call him.
18:05I was telling you something wrong with you.
18:07In truth or not?
18:10I said, look, you have a look.
18:12You've got to go with a little scooters.
18:13I don't want to say anything about it, but when you're famous, you can't even say anything.
18:27But I just want to tell my brothers and sisters that you don't have married.
18:32Whatever people work in our show, we're all two kids.
18:35So, we'll do a little bit.
18:37I've done something, sir.
18:39No, no, no.
18:45It's a family friendly zone.
18:47It's a family friendly zone.
18:49No, no, but Ranveer is so much love.
18:51And these controversies are coming to you.
18:56I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
18:58People, see you so much love today.
19:04When the show is closed,
19:04it's a family friendly zone.
19:06So, who did you call first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call a lawyer.
19:10Okay.
19:13And his phone didn't stop.
19:14Okay.
19:15So, where did you call Ranveer?
19:17My brother is sitting in an audience.
19:19I went to his house.
19:22He's here for acting.
19:23What happened to me?
19:24Then he recalled you,
19:25He said,
19:25Yeah,
19:25I don't miss any new news.
19:31I thought right now,
19:31I was like,
19:33When you saw this clip,
19:38He said,
19:39Go.
19:46foreign
19:50foreign
19:51foreign
19:51foreign
19:51foreign
19:51That's why they said they had a rant.
19:53Keep your advice too.
19:54The phone is very high, sir,
19:56but today, comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know how to do it?
20:04Sir, you mean how to do it? I don't know.
20:07At that time, I had a first call from Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if it was the best,
20:12what it was, he said,
20:13and depending on your time,
20:16your bad time will go too.
20:22We were waiting for another.
20:24Something will happen, something will happen,
20:25but...
20:27At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
20:35Who did they do it?
20:36In the last two weeks,
20:39Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
20:45Kapil, you came before,
20:47in 2004 or 2005,
20:492007.
20:492007?
20:502007.
20:50As I thought in 2007,
20:52this guy was the same.
20:54Oh!
20:54What the hell!
20:55It's amazing!
20:57It's amazing!
20:58It's amazing!
20:59It's amazing!
21:00It's a compliment for you.
21:05It's amazing!
21:06It's like a breath of freshness.
21:07First, I would like to say that
21:09their heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close the show.
21:14Then, leave your life.
21:16Leave your life.
21:17Leave your life.
21:18Your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last one year,
21:22our friends are getting worse.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how I feel.
21:25That's how I feel.
21:26That's how I feel.
21:27That's how I feel.
21:31What the hell?
21:32What the hell?
21:32What the hell?
21:33That's how I feel.
21:33That's how I feel.
21:48That's how I feel.
22:03Please.
22:04Oh my God.
22:07I would like to talk to you about the venue first.
22:09First, sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People came to the joke and took off the joke,
22:17but now they have to talk.
22:20You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:23Look at us, we are thinking that we are laughing.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I would come to the TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:55If God closes one door,
22:58you open ten doors.
22:59You are the ones who are watching.
23:00the people.
23:01They are the ones who are filming the show.
23:07I'm gonna find you, sir.
23:17I can't do that.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:26.
23:26I love you.
23:27You are absolutely brilliant.
23:30Childhood, I was watching you and Shaker Sir, you were watching in Comedy Circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37Then I didn't even know what I wanted to say.
23:40Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
23:55Genuinely, sir, I respect you both,
23:58but I do a little bit more,
24:01because he didn't get out to zero.
24:16I think someone killed me.
24:19I was like, I was wrong.
24:24But when we went to police station,
24:26when we went to police station,
24:27there was a lot of fans there, sir.
24:29That's right.
24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
24:32He said, come, come, come, come, come.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:47Oh, my God.
25:00My God.
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01I thought that being a cool thing is like a food.
25:04Over time, I couldn't drink beer.
25:08Bicep is now too somewhat.
25:10But the name was a little popular.
25:12So we kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:15Or do you have to say it?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18For the liquor license.
25:19During the time that you have seen stand-up,
25:21they have to kill your grandma's jokes.
25:25My grandma has never told you
25:26why are you losing my family's feelings?
25:30They kill my grandma's jokes, they're true.
25:32Listen sir, if I'm a cow,
25:34I write my grandma's love.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37I write my grandma's love.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I can write my grandma's love.
25:41I can write a joke.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And I have some awareness.
25:47Like my grandma's attack
25:50and I was at home alone.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me, Arsana,
26:00do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call.
26:03It's the police.
26:05I didn't remember,
26:06but I called 102.
26:08Who comes to that?
26:09Fire.
26:10He said,
26:11where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13fire will be in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:25I love the fire.
26:26So,
26:27I can't find a girl out there.
26:28Wow!
26:29I can't find a girl out there.
26:29I can't find a girl out there.
26:35After that,
26:37All of my parents told me,
26:38that my child will be watching a guy.
26:40And they brought a girl out there.
26:42Hmm,
26:43they said,
26:43They gave the girl out there.
26:44They were bed-ridden in their final phase, but they watched a couple-sharma show a lot.
26:49So, wherever they are, they are very happy today.
26:52Thank you brother.
26:53Big, big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please becky.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Shupriya, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42Do you know both of them?
27:45You can take someone on a Netflix like a platform.
27:48In the 192 country, where people are watching.
27:51Then the person is making their own YouTube channel.
27:53I'm talking about myself.
27:56If there are 4 people in one house,
27:58then the mother is different, the father is different, the children are different.
28:02This time, I'm talking about you.
28:05The way you are eating the chicken.
28:08Now you see, every person is making a video.
28:11So, you're taking all of my channels.
28:14My family got stuck in this kitchen.
28:15Guys, today, I have created a big chicken and a bird chicken.
28:21He's done with his husband's mouth.
28:22He's opened and he's opened and she's opened and she's made a egg.
28:26Then he's made a egg.
28:28Then he's made a egg.
28:31Then he's made a egg.
28:33So, you're making a egg.
28:34I don't want you to get a little bit of a girl who is giving makeup tips, I am so
28:39crazy.
28:40Guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss
28:49and at the end you have a magenta mascara with black eyeliner and you have a new makeup look.
28:57No makeup look.
28:58Before the 28 things in the mouth,
29:02you can see a little bit of an inch.
29:07Little little babies in small cities,
29:10they also look on YouTube.
29:12Hi guys!
29:13Guys, you all have to take a look like the animals at home.
29:16Hi guys!
29:17Okay, comment on their videos that you feel bad.
29:25Guys, I'm going to tell you about backless blouse.
29:29Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
29:33They look like a young man with a normal smile,
29:35and they put a look at it.
29:38From the back, they said to him,
29:41when you put a look at it,
29:43you put a tattoo on your face.
29:47It's a different channel.
29:49You put a smile on your face.
29:52You put a smile on your face.
29:53They say,
29:54let's let it go.
29:56Let's mix an expression.
29:56Let's mix the expression.
29:58Let's close the eyes of your eyes open.
30:00They say,
30:02the problem is a calm, friends.
30:05All who lives are living,
30:07he's living in four days.
30:09He's living in four days.
30:11He's saying,
30:19Traveling video, make your bag and get out of your bag, the beautiful world is waiting for you, someone is
30:26commenting down below, who will give you money to your dad?
30:31But this is the truth, those talented people from their work, from their original content and from their own channel,
30:39become a superstar.
30:40Today, the two of us are the stars of this channel, they have a crowd of views, let's call them.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana and...
30:49Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia!
31:07How are you doing?
31:09Welcome, welcome, welcome!
31:11Welcome, welcome!
31:16Welcome, welcome!
31:18Welcome, welcome!
31:23Welcome, welcome!
31:24What a story is, what a story is.
31:25You see, how much love you guys?
31:27It's just happy that we are out of jail.
31:59Welcome, welcome!
31:59Welcome, welcome!
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31:59in
32:06this
32:07I have written a script for you.
32:11Come on.
32:13If they were afraid of themselves they will be afraid of themselves.
32:17If they were afraid of themselves, their spite will become a man's arms.
32:23Wow.
32:25We are not those who leave a man from the fence.
32:28I'll let you leave you.
32:29Before I was born,
32:32I was born a new town.
32:37And, brother, if he has beaten us today,
32:40then we will be scotting.
32:46It's like I'm a house.
32:49Today you'll have a little bit of coaching
32:50about how you bounce back.
32:52Last time Ranveer and Samir were with us,
32:55there was a police case.
32:56So today, you will be together with me.
33:00Do you want to drink coffee or do you want to drink anti-spitry bail?
33:07Did you see it later?
33:08I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
33:11I had a phone call.
33:12I said, why didn't you get the case?
33:16When my show was closed,
33:18I had a call for one day,
33:20that I had something bad with you.
33:22Do you see it?
33:24Is it true or not?
33:26I said, look, you've got a look at it.
33:27Let's go for a little while.
33:29I told you about it.
33:31I don't want to drink coffee.
33:34If you say anything, you'll be famous.
33:36But when you're famous,
33:37you can't even say anything.
33:39But I just want to tell my brothers and sisters,
33:45that you don't have married.
33:47The people who work in our show,
33:49they're two kids.
33:51We will get a little to sleep.
33:52Let's do it.
33:53I challenge you.
33:54I've got faith.
33:55No, no, no.
34:01Today, it's family-friendly zone.
34:03It'll be a family-friendly.
34:04This is a family-friendly.
34:05No, but Ranbir is very loved.
34:07These are all the controversy that you can learn.
34:10These are all you.
34:11I'm sure that you'll learn many things.
34:38He's here for acting.
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44:41He's here for acting.
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