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H.e.a.t.e.d R.i.v.a.l.r.y - Season 1 - Episode 04: Rose
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00:00Previously on Hitted Rivalry
00:30Not anything
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need
00:39Tell me
00:42I need you
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone
01:02Rosanoff beats
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice
01:14I think there's still time for a head track
01:16What should I do now or with a second?
01:19Because I don't know, last second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back
01:39My moon, my man
01:41So changeable and
01:43Such a love of the land to me
01:47My care, my coat
01:49Leave all the high notes
01:51There's nowhere to go below
01:55Hot on my sleeve
01:57And I've ever should be
01:59The songs I don't care
02:01Again
02:02My moon's my face
02:05What day in the face
02:06Is the calendar page again
02:09Take it slow
02:11Take it easy on me
02:14Share some light
02:15Share some light
02:17Oh, please
02:18Take a slow
02:19Tell me that label
02:20Take it easy on me
02:21All right
02:21And that's the freeze camera
02:23Share some light
02:25Share some light
02:25Please
02:29You can
02:48You can
02:49I can't
02:50Help me
02:51I can't
02:53I can't
02:54You can
02:55You can
03:01You can
03:04You can
03:06Take it easy on me
03:08Shed some light
03:09Shed some light on my face
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good? You're ready to go?
04:04Yeah, just a good thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09This is great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Hit that mark and give me that pose.
04:14God, see you.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58I can't, I can't, leave all I know
05:02There's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me
05:10Shed some light, shed some light on my face
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me
05:17Shed some light, shed some light on my face
05:24I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
05:50I can't, I can't, I can't...
05:59Come on, come on, come on, come on
06:03No, I can't
06:05No, I can't
06:07I can't
06:12Sorry, Shane, can we...
06:14Yeah, sorry, we're going to roll now?
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:18Okay, wow.
06:19That's the stuff.
06:20That's the money, my friend.
06:23I want you to run a bad bad.
06:36I want you to run a bad bad.
06:47Yeah, she's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
06:55You've got to work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:12Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do a couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's...
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um...
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Well, Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:34Um...
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full at the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second...
09:00Oh, wait, dude, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you were the worst one!
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:16I'm getting him a second, me.
09:17Way too late.
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34Well, maybe you decided to leave us, to watch.
09:38And no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame that I'm not in trouble.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:55You're welcome.
09:58You're welcome.
10:00You're welcome.
10:01No.
10:02You're welcome.
10:05So, you're serious?
10:07No.
10:11You're welcome.
10:13You're welcome.
10:14What?
10:15What? You've been recording for a few years.
10:18I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it. In general.
10:31Okay. Sasha gives a greeting.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit. Cool.
10:48To meet a friend. Nice. I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up. It's not like that. It's just a friend.
11:00So Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What? Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't. Okay. Go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't. I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself. Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once. Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross. Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Go ahead. Take my shoes off. No, you're free.
11:54Okay.
11:54There.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
12:00This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built? Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant. I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No after.
12:13Okay.
12:16Hmm.
12:23Huh!
12:25Huah!
12:27Huah!
12:27I'm out!
12:28Huah!
12:32Huah!
12:34Huah!
12:39Huah!
12:40Huah!
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:10Stay.
13:12You're tonight?
13:15I'm not down with you.
13:18Only we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden...
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay.
13:49Okay.
13:51Okay.
13:51Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, Perlman.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like to not melt?
14:32No.
14:32No.
14:32No.
14:32No.
14:33You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:36I was gonna make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah.
14:43Right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah.
14:48All the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah.
14:55It's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah.
15:07From playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Mm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah.
15:35And their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Mm.
15:53I like New York.
15:55Guys.
15:56It's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00You know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:24Oh, okay.
16:26L.A. is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you really much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend.
16:44From Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck.
17:14But...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, it's close to that.
17:25But...
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39Do you think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42I don't know.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:50But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:57But you have a good mouth.
19:12Hello, father.
19:15Yes, I got your message.
19:18I've answered you, father.
19:20You said yesterday.
19:23Father.
19:25Father.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei?
19:32Is he there with you?
19:33What?
19:34Are you one?
19:37Paulina is there?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Father.
19:44Father.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:52I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58He's a psycho.
20:00I saw him.
20:00I knew you was with him.
20:02It's foolish.
20:16You still hungry?
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian, though?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:10I know the word for father.
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29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23And I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm... Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:42Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18You're getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:56Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:32I'm so bad in it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different into winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on your face and put it on my visa.
32:58Hey.
32:59Don't want you to go.
33:01To go.
33:02Yeah, you're my love.
33:04Take you inside and show you I'm real.
33:07I'm real.
33:09Hey.
33:09Block it FM.
33:10Baby, I want to be dancing with you.
33:13Push it up.
33:14Push it FM.
33:15Baby, never let me go.
33:17I will be taking you on the down.
33:19Where?
33:21Underdark?
33:23Underdark.
33:24That's it.
33:25Pull it out.
33:26Underdark.
33:27Say, underdark.
33:29It's like...
33:30Roz.
33:31Roz, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna do shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:38What's up?
33:39No, I know, right? She's like a huge fucking movie star. How the fuck did you even meet her during
33:44the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal. How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there. The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy. The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging
33:55Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey. That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new
34:50love.
34:51As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one. They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, God!
35:10You're good, Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:29and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosinov has to say about that.
36:28We'll get him, buddy. No rusts.
36:31In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid. Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
37:06Del people!
37:07I'm on it.
37:10Jesus Christ.
37:31Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't. But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:52I have no problem watching sweaty cars.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know. I'm beat.
37:58Come on. I never get to dance.
38:00Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on. Smile.
38:04Get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:19Yes.
38:25All of interest in.
38:26All of interest in.
38:27All of interest in.
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cold and rushed
38:54They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I flare away, by the summer rain
38:59Coming over my face, where she will be ashamed
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:15Running through my head
39:16Running through my head
39:17Running through my head
39:18Running through my head
39:18All the things you said
39:20Running through my head
39:21Running through my head
39:22All the things you said
39:34All the things you said
39:38All the things you said
39:39All the things you said
39:41Running through my head
39:42Running through my head
39:44Running through my head
39:44Running through my head
39:45All the things you said
39:47All the things you said
39:48All the things you said
39:48All the things you said
39:49All the things you said
39:49One, two, my head
39:50One, two, my head
39:51One, two, my head
39:51One, two, my head
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom
40:21My head running through my head
40:23All the things she said
40:26Running through my head
40:28All the things she said
40:31This is not enough
40:39This is not enough
40:46I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help, it's only begun
40:53Being with you has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe, such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself, wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes, but I can't block you out
41:09Wanna find a new place where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else, so we can be free
41:16All the things she said, all the things she said
41:20Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
41:24All the things she said, all the things she said
41:27Running through my head, running through my head
41:30All the things she said, this is not enough
41:47Oh
42:16Oh
42:44Oh
42:52If I'm asking for
42:54It's only because
42:56Being with you
42:58Has opened my eyes
43:00Could I ever believe
43:02Such a perfect surprise
43:04I keep asking myself
43:06Wondering how
43:08I keep closing my eyes
43:10But I can't love you well
43:11Wanna fly to a new place
43:13Where it's just you and me
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