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My Dad Is Poseidon Ep Engsub πŸŒŠπŸ”±πŸ’Ž
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35Your launch today is a great day.
00:40Your launch today is a great day!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:06you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:30My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:55What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:44Nobody, nobody, nobody, but you, you, you.
04:49Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
04:56Oh!
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Oh!
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:16He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:31You're my fiancΓ©.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:34Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
06:48Go back to your life.
07:07Seriously?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck.
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly?
08:37Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:58But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:28Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancΓ©, my property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:02Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:16Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless, diving near a shipwreck.
12:34My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss, soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:03Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack.
13:14You...
13:17Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:35This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:44Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily?
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I-I'm not tasty!
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:22No!
15:22No!
15:26Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you!
15:30And I might even claim the sea king's throne!
15:35Ha ha ha ha!
15:38Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Phew!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:16I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:54Go!
16:58Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his.
17:14No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:18If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened?
17:29It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of the Sea Vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:07I...
18:09I...
18:11I...
18:15I...
18:16I...
18:19I...
18:20I...
18:21I...
18:22I...
18:23I...
18:23I...
18:24I...
18:46I...
18:46My liege.
18:48Have mercy. I didn't know she was your daughter. I swear it. I... Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:54Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:55Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:56Try to remember that in your next life.
18:58Oh!
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra. We swear!
19:25Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive. Now,
19:33get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes. Yes, my leash!
19:37Yes! Yes, my leash!
19:41Yes! Yes! Yes, my leash!
19:48My love, since you refuse to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself.
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food
20:10in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:33you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:14one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:26boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out in front of
22:41poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her
22:56i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her mother and her daughter
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's
23:19back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:39dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:00ha ha ha ha ha ha
24:07a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10pathetic
24:13who are you
24:16dylan's orders
24:17come quietly to the stronghold
24:20or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy
24:23who's the ugly goat man
24:26hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter
24:37don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:59surrender now
25:00i'll go with you on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine
25:20you die
25:23you
25:25poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:46poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:18let my mommy go you bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26run
26:27get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run a little longer
27:04you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:10my poison
27:14jack
27:16what the hell just happened
27:21you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:24too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44jack
27:44keep Lily safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up and go
27:50now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:10let's
28:10come out
28:22no
28:23no
28:24no
28:26no
28:27no
28:28no
28:36No!
29:01Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49You are the best.
29:50Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:05That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:05Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:44Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25Run your face.
33:26That's all.
33:28I don't know.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?!
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster?! Why would she be here?!
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us! We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
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