- 2 days ago
My Dad is Poseidon Engsub
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:49I need more.
04:50I need more.
04:53I need more.
04:56I need more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck!
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water,
07:33or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:27Who the hell are you?!
08:28What?
08:28I don't want to buy a barbecue!
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35It's too low, sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food.
08:50Huh, Tideberry just got tripped.
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me yeah
09:05baby
09:06but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:43mommy mommy
10:45mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20she's got my blood
11:22somebody help me
11:35Give me a name Leora
11:36Who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:41It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:58Soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack
13:24Jack, you
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32Ha ha ha ha
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:51slowing down
15:52Be onc ìŒïżœier
16:06Says leave me
16:08With the roof
16:09Tell me
16:15have you
16:15To do
16:17To do
16:17To do
16:17To dus Prop
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:56you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm
17:32dead
17:39what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:20what the hell is it so you can't take that thing to do
18:47you can't take that thing to do
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in haides territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:41you
25:43poisoned me
25:46my poison fog
25:48the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lilly
26:44lilly
26:45lilly
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run a little longer
27:01lilly
27:23you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lilly safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:44No!
28:46Come on!
28:49No!
28:56No!
28:58No!
28:59Wait.
29:00Oh!
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best!
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:49I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
32:02No signal?! You trying to hog the glory?!
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished!
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:45You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02That's not the one.
36:03Say that.
36:04No one, I'm not...
36:06The sea King.
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