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Engsub My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die.
04:21I really need this guy. I really need this guy. Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hoop, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17You!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy? Mommy?
10:37Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
10:47Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy?
11:04Mommy?
11:07Mommy?
11:10Somebody help me!
11:13Mommy?
11:16Mommy?
11:20Mommy?
11:23Mommy?
11:25Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I got to find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha!
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy! Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:18Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Oh, my God.
16:05You disgusting freak.
16:07What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy.
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:29Perfect. Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:07Oh!
18:07Let's go.
18:42My liege
18:44Have mercy
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter
18:46I swear it
18:47Please spare my life
18:49No problem
18:50Thank you my lord
18:51Thank you for your mercy
18:52Try to remember that in your next life
19:07Enjoying the show
19:18My king
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:20We swear
19:21Listen to me
19:22If any of you take one step
19:25Near my daughter again
19:26I will skin you alive
19:29Now
19:29Get the fuck out of my sight
19:31Yes
19:32Yes my liege
19:44My love
19:45Since you refused to tell me
19:47Who did this to you
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:59That wild god
20:00Pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02But Poseidon
20:03Guy's long gone
20:05Probably fish food
20:06In some trench
20:07Right?
20:08Sea god myth
20:09Ancient history
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore
20:24The world's the same as ever
20:26The dead are louder than the living
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:43Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is
20:57Tell him to get his ass out here
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this
21:12I'm not wasting it on you
21:13I need a background check
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace
21:22You crash my spot
21:24You die here
21:47Little fish
21:56Hades' staff
21:57One shot
21:59The sea king
22:00He's real
22:03Hades
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10One
22:11Two
22:16Thank the fates
22:17The boss is here
22:23Boss
22:23This bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:33And we all drown
22:34You're done
22:35Get out
22:36In front of Poseidon
22:38Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
22:45My lord
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:49I'm not here for fun
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
22:57Understood
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now
23:00You have three days
23:01I'll be back
23:06Everyone
23:06Drop what you're doing
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:10Every resource
23:11Every contact
23:12Now
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back
23:15Yes, boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:23Let's hope this time
23:24He doesn't flood the place
23:25Just to make a point
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead
23:36Kid comes with us alive
23:37She's still hurt
23:38Easy pickets
23:39Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch
24:02A forest nymph
24:04A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:06Pathetic
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold
24:15Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:31Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding
24:52This forest is locked down
24:54Surrender now
24:56I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:59Let my daughter go
25:01No, mommy
25:03I'm not leaving you
25:14Kid's mine
25:16You die
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you
25:29From the inside
25:30Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:33Even if I die today
25:35I'm not letting you win
25:39You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:41Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:48Don't touch her
25:49Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:21Lily
26:21Run
26:22Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:44That's enough
26:49Eddie?
26:51I need you
26:54I need you
26:57I need you
26:57I need you
26:57I need you
26:59I need you
27:24Jack
27:26What the hell just happened?
27:28What the hell just happened?
27:31You okay babe?
27:33So you're the boyfriend
27:34Too bad
27:35I'll snap every bone
27:37In your body
27:37With one hand
27:54Jack
27:55Keep Lily safe
27:56Long as I'm here
27:58You don't lose
27:59Shut up and go
28:00Now
28:12If I pull this vine
28:14The whole cliff
28:14Goes with us demon
28:17Run all you want
28:18My pack
28:19Tears you both apart
28:33No
28:34Like
28:46organs
28:46You'll look
28:47About
28:48Or
28:49can't You'll
28:49enough You don't
28:49care Until then
29:10Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:14Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:23Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:34Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:03You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:52right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:10That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:48No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:01Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:32Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:47Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:58You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:26In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:57You're half dead already!
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekithra! The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:50They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:19My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord! We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:02Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:05We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours. Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk! Kill them!
36:13Kill? Us?
36:25My lord, please forgive us.
36:30I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane? Don't yell at them!
36:36I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is... he's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is... just fine.
36:55Wait, did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards. Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:01This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts. The real army is coming.
37:16We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:18We have to take Lily and seek my father's protection.
37:24This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:34This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:37My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:41It's way too Greek mythology.
37:42It's way too Greek mythology.
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