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03:32O que você foi?
03:36O que você foi?
03:41Eu tive um paciência
03:43em um hospital com a pneumonia
03:46O que foi?
03:49O que é isso?
03:54Jessica.
03:56Jessica's uncle.
03:57I don't know.
03:58Might not have met him.
04:04Go back to bed.
04:09I've really been enjoying staying over here
04:11the past few nights.
04:14Me too.
04:23You're worried she's been judging us.
04:28I like to think she's pretty progressive.
04:31That's the most fun she's had in years.
04:36Why is it that religion has such a problem
04:38with two people who are in love with each other?
04:52Because God is perfect, but the people who interpret him are not.
05:03So you're really just gonna leave me hanging all of that?
05:05I'm sorry, did you say something to me?
05:09Yeah, I said I love you.
05:22I love you too.
05:25Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day
05:29without twisting it into some kind of problem.
05:34It's so much hotter when you're happy.
05:38Things are good.
05:39They're good.
05:41Gnarly rash.
05:42Gone.
05:43Why did you bring the rash into this?
05:44We were having such a nice moment.
05:47Oh, come here.
05:48Oh, come here.
05:49Oh.
05:50Oh, you...
05:53They're brown?
06:00Hurling.
06:07I say nothing.
06:08Where do you...
06:09I assume you prerenoced.
06:11They're unoint carreteraṃ.loop
06:11four feet or two feet or five feet. Nothing is
06:14nothing is sad. No,
06:14nothing. I love
06:14that. I mean...
06:14Ha... Isn't
06:15it wider
06:16?ольш part? Oh.
06:18This thing?
06:19It's
06:19been vil forever.
06:20No room, no, nothing...
06:21O que é isso?
06:51Ela era uma unromantica, prática, mulher
06:54Ok, eu quero que a necklace
06:56O que?
06:59A necklace que ela era buried em
07:01Ela queria que ela
07:02Oh, ela não importa
07:03Ela era mais para mim
07:04Eu queria que ela tenha algo legal
07:06Donate
07:13Holy shit
07:15Uh
07:19I don't know
07:20An old box of tennis ticket stubs
07:22Oh, she would want Dina to have those
07:25Set those aside for Dina Caputo
07:27Sorry, you don't want anything
07:29But you want Dina Caputo to have an old box of tennis ticket stubs?
07:31It was just something that they did together
07:34I have long suspected that your grandmother was a lesbian
07:38Excuse me?
07:39And that she and Dina would have been together if things had been different
07:42Dina's had that haircut her entire life
07:44I saw them holding hands once
07:46What?
07:47I think that's why she was so difficult to deal with
07:50Dad died so young she never remarried
07:52And I think it was because she was in love with Dina Caputo
07:55Trash
07:58Avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really harden a person, hon
08:02To the point where you fear any semblance of softness
08:07The truth is everybody deserves love and a good sex life
08:15Yeah, I mean, you know
08:17I know it's been a while since Dad
08:20But you are more than welcome to date
08:22There's nothing stopping you from doing that
08:24I was talking about you
08:25Me?
08:26You think I'm a hard woman?
08:29No, I don't
08:31You think I'm a hard person?
08:34I think that you have made some very selfless decisions in your life
08:39But if I'm being honest
08:41Sometimes I get scared that your closest relationship is with God
08:46And don't take this the wrong way, honey
08:49But God isn't touching your body for pleasure
08:51All right, Ma
08:52Honey, I know that it's a sacred relationship
08:55But you know what I'm talking about
09:01I mean, yeah
09:03I do
09:04But I have a lot of relationships that I'm grateful for in my life, okay?
09:09I'm choosing happiness, you know?
09:14So you don't need to worry about me
09:17Okay, well, that's good
09:18I just felt like I had to say that out loud
09:20And you did, so
09:21And I do have sex, Nicholas
09:23All right, I don't need to hear about that
09:25But I'm glad that I come across as some spinster
09:28Who tucks herself into bed every night and says a prayer
09:31That's not, I think you're reading into something here
09:33I am not my mother
09:34Well, all right
09:36Hi, Mrs. Morelli
09:37I just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea about your ETD
09:42I do not
09:42I will come get you when we're finished
09:44And I would have killed for this level of attentiveness
09:47When my mother was actually in this room
09:51Okay
09:53Jesus Christ
09:54What?
09:57What?
09:58Nothing
09:58What are you looking at?
09:59I'm not looking at anything
10:00What are you thinking?
10:01I'm not thinking
10:01No, I know
10:02Turn it off
10:03I have my first debate this afternoon
10:06I have been under a tremendous amount of stress
10:09So that's a very different situation
10:11Yeah
10:12Soft
10:13Trash
10:16She's just mean
10:18For no reason
10:19And some of the times
10:21I think it's kind of hot
10:23In like a pain is pleasure
10:24Kind of way
10:25But some of the times
10:26You know, I just like
10:27Wish that it was easier
10:29Well, how am I supposed to tell the difference?
10:31Is that a real question or a reaction?
10:34I don't know
10:35Both
10:35I mean, he's calling me me
10:37And I feel the need to defend myself
10:39Defend yourself
10:39Would you describe the current state of your relationship as combative?
10:44Fuck yeah
10:45I would describe it as me having opinions and Max throwing tantrums
10:51When you use words like tantrum
10:53Can you see how that can be perceived as an attack on Max?
10:56Thank you
10:56Yeah, you like push me for no reason
10:58Stop saying that
10:59It's not for no reason
11:01I'm pushing you because
11:03Maybe deep down, right?
11:05I am waiting for you to push back
11:07And you never do
11:08And it is so unattractive
11:10Like I want you to get mad
11:11I'm an only child, Morgan
11:13I didn't grow up in some emotional war zone like you did, okay?
11:16This is all that I know
11:17So if that's unattractive to you, fine
11:19Trust me, you can be very unattractive to me sometimes, too
11:23Okay, see?
11:24This is what I'm talking about
11:26What are you talking about?
11:27You sifting up for yourself
11:28Oh, oh, you want me to talk to you like this all the time?
11:30Not all the time
11:32Sometimes
11:33Sometimes I am so bored a lot of the time
11:36Bored, I'm bored
11:37I'm not saying you're boring
11:38I didn't say
11:40Okay, okay
11:44This is good
11:44But I think we have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that's, well, it's not this
11:52Relationships are supposed to be a safe place
11:54And, Morgan, perhaps if you're looking to be challenged
11:58Finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more patience and warmth with Max
12:05Which, it's a different kind of excitement
12:09I just want you to look at me the way that you used to look at me
12:14I want that, too
12:16Okay, when she ended things after high school and moved to New York, I thought, wow, what a fucking bitch
12:21Right?
12:22But also, like, there goes the most interesting person I've ever met
12:30You're saying it like it's like I did something special
12:34New York is like a 30-minute train ride from here
12:36Okay, but people don't just do that, Morgan
12:38They don't just, like, oh, leave home to go pursue their dreams
12:44Then I, like, didn't book any jobs and I ran out of money, so
12:47Who fucking cares?
12:49Who cares?
12:49You have all these worldly experiences
12:51I want to experience something worldly with you
12:54That isn't just my mom taking us to Cabo
12:57You should go to fucking Burning Man
12:59I'm not going to go to Burning Man, but I get what you're saying, you know
13:03Like, I understand, um, I'm so sorry
13:05I'm just going to step up for one second
13:07I just have to take something, but I'll be
13:08I'm really so great
13:10I think you both want the same thing
13:16What is up with you?
13:19What do you mean?
13:20I don't know
13:21Something is off
13:23You haven't complained once
13:24You're borderline pleasant
13:25I'm having a nice day, okay?
13:28I realize that there's no point in making our situation any worse than it already is
13:33We don't actually know if these people are criminals
13:35I mean, you know
13:37I don't know
13:38They could just be overextended
13:40And needing a few extra hands
13:43We are driving to pick up a stranger from prison
13:46Are you okay?
13:47I'm leaning into joy today, Morgan
13:49I'm trying to have a nice, happy, meaningful life today
13:54Don't you just find it demeaning, though?
13:56That they send us on these little gopher errands
13:58It's like we're not capable of more than that
14:00We don't want them thinking we're capable of more than that, Morgan
14:02Why would we want that?
14:04I don't know
14:04I just feel like it's like
14:05If you're gonna send me to the strip club, put me on the pole
14:07You know what I'm saying?
14:08I've never had that thought
14:09And what even is a medium security prison?
14:11Like, what do you even have to do to be mediumly secure?
14:13I don't- I don't care
14:15Organize
14:16Ma'am
14:18Pop the trunk
14:26Do you have anything on your trunk?
14:28Do you have anything on your trunk?
14:42Do you have anything on your trunk?
14:49No
14:49Okay
14:50As much as I'd love to send you into a prison
14:53Reverend Dardana was supposed to be picking up an incarcerated parishioner
14:56He's been counseling
14:57Okay
14:57So, this sucks
14:59Say a prayer
15:04Glad to go around
15:05Hi, I'm here to take you to your apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative- Rehabilitative services
15:13Okay
15:21Hello
15:23Are you- Are you Andre?
15:26Who the fuck are you?
15:27Oh, I'm, um, I'm Pastor Dardana
15:29I'm here to take you to your new apartment
15:32Um, and offer whatever rehabilitative services you would like for your re-entry
15:38Um, do you have everything you need, or?
15:41Where is the one?
15:42Oh, right
15:43Um, I haven't thought it would be better if I came to pick you up, just optically speaking
15:49Why are you whispering?
15:50I- I don't know
15:50I'm not quite sure why I'm whispering, actually
15:53Where is the car?
15:54Oh, okay
15:54Okay, so we couldn't park in here, so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way
15:58If you wanna come with-
16:00Come with that
16:01Okay
16:07You must be relieved to be out of prison
16:09I don't wanna talk
16:13Linda
16:14Oh, hi
16:15Hi, Annette
16:16Hi
16:17You look fabulous
16:19Oh, thank you, Annette
16:21All right, everyone, settle down, please
16:23Settle down
16:25First of all, I would like to thank the both of you for being here today
16:28Well, thank you
16:29Of course
16:30For having us both
16:31Glad to be here
16:32All right, well, let me begin with an easy question to get things rolling
16:38What distinguishes each of you from the other candidate?
16:41Linda, we'll start with you
16:42Yes, I- thank you for the question, Jane
16:45I know this town like the back of my hand
16:48I was born here
16:50My family has owned Morelli's Hardware for over 70 years
16:54I raised my kids here
16:56And I have watched this town grow
16:59Which is why I have a strong desire to preserve the Glenview that I know and love
17:04And to restore a sense of safety and security that has long been associated with it
17:11Just last week, my son was assaulted on the street for being gay
17:16That is not the town that I know, that is not the town that I love
17:20Now more than ever, we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best
17:27Tom, same question
17:28Well, first off, I just want to say that I find it heartbreaking that Linda Morelli doesn't seem to like
17:33this town very much
17:36I happen to love this town
17:37Always have, always will
17:39That's not what I said
17:41Sorry, Linda, it is Tom's time to answer the question
17:43You will get a rebuttal
17:44Well, let me- let me just say
17:48I am in agreement, hate crimes have no place in this town
17:51Well, duh
17:52But do we really want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids?
17:58I mean, if her daughter gets a flat tire, will we suddenly have to repave every road?
18:03Sorry, Tom, but is that your answer to what distinguishes you as a candidate?
18:10Because it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you haven't answered one
18:17Wow, see, I didn't know you were running for the job of moderator, huh?
18:20Watch out, Jay
18:22Uh, okay, well, as the owner of 38 Jimmy Johns, my employee count is ten times the size of this
18:29city council
18:30And likely twenty times the size of whoever Linda's got on staff at her little, uh, shop
18:35I know how to manage people, and I know how to manage places
18:38My opponent, who seems very nice, feels better suited to run our neighborhood watch programs than lead our entire municipal
18:47government
18:47Tom, better be careful there because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic
18:51Uh-oh, there it is, I've awoken the beast
18:55We get it, Linda, you're tough
18:56I'm starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police
19:00Excuse me?
19:04Uh-oh, I-
19:07Uh-oh, I-
19:31Hey, put the window back up
19:34What is going on in here?
19:38So, um, what were you in for?
19:41It's better you don't know
19:42Okay
19:43Okay, that's actually the scariest answer you could have possibly given me
19:46Thank you
19:47Oh, God
19:49Yeah, we have him, we're-we're driving to the apartment
19:51No, you're nuts
19:52What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:53Put him on speakerphone
19:55What do you mean?
19:55What?
19:56What do you mean, no, we're not?
19:57We're-we're in the car with him
19:59You're a fucking nurse
20:00The apartment won't be ready until tomorrow
20:02Because someone asked to have it fucking repainted
20:06Don't put this on me
20:07Okay, well, how long does it take to paint an apartment?
20:10She says two coats
20:11There's no point in only doing one
20:12I've slept in wars
20:14She won't let me in
20:15The walls are wet, the room stinks
20:17Who the fuck asked for paint?
20:19I'm not in-I don't-I don't know
20:21Hi, Mom
20:21Morgan, what are you doing on Nicholas's phone?
20:24Put me on speaker
20:25Oh, I don't-I don't think that actually works right now
20:27No, Morgan, this is a crisis
20:29I need to talk to both of you
20:31What is she saying?
20:32Okay
20:32The debate was a disaster
20:34We're having an emergency family dinner at the house
20:36Hello?
20:37What the fuck is that?
20:38Who else is in the car?
20:39Nobody else is in the car
20:41Someone else is in the car?
20:42Someone else is in the car?
20:42Where are you?
20:43Ma, tonight doesn't really work for me
20:44Because I promised Max
20:45We were gonna have a romantic night in
20:47Oh, okay
20:48Well, Nikki, be here in 30 minutes
20:49Who is this woman?
20:50I hear someone's voice
20:52Who the fuck is talking right now?
20:53Nobody's talking
20:54Mom, I'm with a parishioner, okay?
20:56I don't think I'm gonna be home
20:57So I-I don't think I can make dinner
20:59No, Nicholas!
21:00This is non-negotiable
21:02I got ricked over the coals by a sandwich king
21:06At the debate, I need some help here
21:08If you need to bring your friend to dinner, bring your friend to dinner
21:11He's not my friend, but be here by 7
21:14You know how I hate using the warming drawer
21:16Lady
21:17Is that your friend telling him I'm making chicken cacciatore?
21:20I don't know what the fuck is going on
21:21But someone take me the fucking awful speakerphone right now!
21:25He can't be an animal
21:27It was humiliating
21:29What made him say that?
21:30Were you yelling at him?
21:31Was I yelling at him? No!
21:33I was defending myself
21:35And on top of that, he added absolutely nothing of value
21:39Except that his grandfather apparently invented the French dip
21:43But the most disturbing part of it was
21:45People seemed to side with him
21:47Mmm!
21:48This is the most delicious chicken I've ever had
21:51Every night I've dreamed of a meal like this
21:56I think he's crying
21:58Well, thank you very much
21:59It was my mother's recipe
22:01She was an excellent cook
22:02And a notoriously difficult woman
22:05Which apparently is not a recessive gene in this family
22:08Mom, nobody thinks that
22:10Okay?
22:10You are being way too hard on yourself
22:12Nikki brought it up this morning
22:14I never said you were turning into your mother
22:15Can you make my life easier for just one fucking day?
22:19He's scared
22:21Excuse me?
22:23Liz Donaldson
22:24A strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman
22:29Now you know his weakness
22:33Weakness always exposes itself
22:38Interesting
22:39Okay
22:40I'd like to know more
22:41Nikki, grab another bottle of wine
22:43Okay
22:43Oh, um
22:45Yeah?
22:45Um
22:47So
22:49More chicken?
22:50Mm-hmm
22:51Okay
22:54You know you never actually said how you know my son
22:58He picked me up from prison
23:00Aha!
23:02That's fabulous
23:05Um, which one?
23:14Good day?
23:16Good day?
23:17Yeah, actually
23:18I door dashed from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back in high school
23:22Didn't ask you, just did it
23:25Wait, I thought they shut down because of the health code violation
23:28Yeah, new management
23:30Fuck!
23:32Yes!
23:32Yeah, and I lit some candles
23:34One of them turns into body oil
23:36I don't remember which
23:38Um, is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out?
23:41It's just something you're gonna have to deal with
23:51I see you sprung for the best of
23:53It's very generous
23:55And two skinny marks
24:01Rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets
24:04Look again
24:05Okay
24:20Yeah, I'll give you this one
24:21Mm-hmm
24:27That was a shocking story
24:30Clearly you were framed
24:32It was a setup
24:33This is the problem with the judicial system
24:36Back in my country, I was a surgeon
24:39Oh, I want to apologize to you on behalf of America
24:43I am truly sorry for what we have put you through
24:46I had a cab driver just a week ago
24:50Who was a dermatologist in Mumbai
24:53And thanks to that wonderful man
24:55I now have a checkup on the mall on my neck
24:58Okay, um, I should go
25:00Yeah, yeah, Kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in 10 hours
25:05Uh-oh
25:06So, um, I guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow then
25:13Strategy in the morning
25:15Andre had some great ideas, I appreciate you
25:18Oh, fabulous
25:19That's great
25:20Okay
25:23Drink some water
25:24I never noticed how much your skin glows
25:28Jurgens
25:31Do me a favor
25:32Do not leave mom alone with a criminal
25:35I got him an Airbnb
25:37She's having a nice time, I think it's sweet
25:39I will take him home when they start slurring, okay?
25:42Let love in, Natalie
25:44Okay, I don't know what this radical optimism is, but I don't like it
25:48Good night
25:50Take care of her
25:57Let's do it
25:58Good night
26:07Can we dance
26:07In the morning?
26:07In the morning?
26:08It's over a night
26:08You need access to this time
26:11Hello to my building
26:13It's available for public today
26:15By like a half, if I don't see it
26:16Where is he?
26:17No, we don't
26:44Oh my...
26:50What time is it?
26:51Mom is having sex with Andre.
26:53Who?
26:54The man we picked up from prison.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Okay, okay.
27:00Put the phone up to the wall.
27:01I'm not... You're sick!
27:03That is a sick, sick... I will not do that.
27:06Oh my God, whatever. How's it going? Is she having fun?
27:10From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover, yeah.
27:13Well, yeah, that makes sense. He just got out of prison.
27:16She's probably getting railed up there.
27:18Oh my God.
27:21Why is Natalie calling me?
27:22What is she doing now? It's like 12.30. Doesn't she go to bed at 8?
27:26Can I help you?
27:27Check fraud. Credit card fraud. Identity theft. Forgery. Importing an illegal flamethrower.
27:34Nikki, tell me that man is out of our house.
27:37Yeah, yeah, I dropped him off hours ago. So, yeah, he's gone.
27:41Oh, my God. Thank God. Because honestly, Nikki, that is like the last thing Mom needs right now.
27:46I... I don't... We're done. Okay? It's done, Natalie. So, I'm... Go back to bed.
27:52Tell Mom I miss her.
27:53Yeah. Bye.
27:56Hi.
27:57Hi.
27:57What did she want?
27:58Well, apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:02A what?
28:03A flamethrower, Morgan. Importing an illegal flamethrower.
28:06Well, is he singing?
28:09That's singing...
28:12He's good.
28:13Vamos lá.
28:43S-I-S, I-U-D, stay in school, cause it's the best.
28:51I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
28:58I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
29:06I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
29:13S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
29:16I-U-D, S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
29:49S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
30:14S-I-S, stay in school, cause it's the best.
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