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00:22:55You fuck.
00:22:59They'll kill you for this.
00:23:03Not if I bring back the target.
00:23:26What? Damn you.
00:23:31Hi. Hello. Excuse me.
00:23:34Excuse me. Hi.
00:23:38May I approach?
00:23:39I ain't got weapons.
00:23:41Oh. For money.
00:23:43It's okay. I just want to ask you for directions.
00:23:48Okay.
00:24:05Sorry.
00:24:09I'm a little lost.
00:24:13Hi.
00:24:14What's that you're working on?
00:24:17It's meant to be a water filter.
00:24:19No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand.
00:24:23Well, have you tried water?
00:24:26For the water filter?
00:24:33You got water?
00:24:36Oh. Would you like to sit?
00:24:39Here.
00:24:49Sorry.
00:24:50Sorry. Actually, I might...
00:24:52I need that.
00:24:55Yeah, me too.
00:24:58Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water and you drink it.
00:25:01Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.
00:25:04Well, she can't anyway.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:09Uh, you haven't happened to see a girl pass by with a prisoner?
00:25:12Do you?
00:25:16You head to Philly?
00:25:19What's Philly?
00:25:20Town.
00:25:23It's over that hill.
00:25:25Uh...
00:25:26I've never been myself.
00:25:27You've never...
00:25:29been over that hill?
00:25:30Nah.
00:25:31It's too dangerous.
00:25:33People get killed in Philly all the time.
00:25:36That's where my daddy got killed anyway.
00:25:40A couple of brothers too.
00:25:42Had an aunt as well.
00:25:44She got killed there once.
00:25:48Sorry to hear that.
00:25:49Oh, thank you.
00:25:52Sounds dangerous.
00:25:53Or you just...
00:25:54stay here.
00:25:56Live with me.
00:25:58Use the family and help a lot of work.
00:26:02Uh...
00:26:03I'm okay.
00:26:04But, uh...
00:26:05Thank you so much for the advice.
00:26:09I'm real sick.
00:26:11Make them die and...
00:26:13You wouldn't have to put up with me for too long.
00:26:16This could all be yours.
00:26:19I'm okay.
00:26:23You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun.
00:26:27It was really no problem.
00:26:29Bye!
00:26:56You're a good person.
00:26:56You're a good person.
00:26:58You're a good person.
00:26:59You're a good person.
00:27:00You're a good person.
00:27:01You're a good person.
00:27:02You're a good person.
00:27:03You're a good person.
00:27:04You're a good person.
00:27:05You're a good person.
00:27:06You're a good person.
00:27:11You're a good person.
00:27:16Girls, girls, watch out, watch out, there's a two-legged animal running about, if it smokes
00:27:30a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar, if it tells the biggest lies where it's
00:27:38the loudest high, it's a man, if it walks, if it talks, if it has a tire a little bit
00:27:47peculiar,
00:27:49if it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful, be on the lookout, don't let it
00:27:54fool you, but if it makes the mood no more high, more than just a light in the sky, if
00:28:02it kisses you, and you find you like it too, grab it, it's a man, ooh!
00:28:11Fuck yeah!
00:28:27Let's do something, Mark!
00:28:32No!
00:28:36Stop having me!
00:28:37I'm gonna fucking kill you, son of a bitch, did you fucking hear me?
00:28:41I'm gonna fucking kill you, son of a bitch, I'm gonna fucking shoot you, son of a bitch!
00:28:42Unhand me, you bastard!
00:28:44No!
00:28:45Fucking mother!
00:28:46No!
00:28:47That's gonna bottle your fucking ass!
00:28:49Unhand him!
00:28:49That's gonna be it!
00:28:50This is the end of your fucking days!
00:28:53I said unhand him!
00:29:06How the tables turn!
00:29:09Thank you, Mr. Metal Man!
00:29:11Much obliged to you!
00:29:13And as for you, you stupid rube,
00:29:15not the first time I've been persecuted
00:29:17for my scientific curiosity.
00:29:23Have a really bad day, sir.
00:29:25Toodles!
00:29:27You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
00:29:30You should be commended.
00:29:39I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:42Don't...
00:29:43Don't murder me.
00:29:48It's just...
00:29:50I think I was fucking my chickens.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:03On your way, citizen.
00:30:07Grab it!
00:30:08Hold it!
00:30:11For it's a man!
00:30:16Hold it!
00:30:16Hold it!
00:30:58Hello, there!
00:31:01My name...
00:31:43Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you.
00:33:09Oh, sorry.
00:33:38Oh, sorry.
00:33:54Oh, hi there.
00:34:00I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment.
00:34:05Mm-hmm.
00:34:08And, uh, well, because these items technically belong to Vault-Tec, it would be safe to assume
00:34:16that you do business with criminals.
00:34:19Not judging you, don't imagine there's that many other options up here, but I'm actually
00:34:25looking for one criminal in particular.
00:34:28Holy shit.
00:34:38I thought all of you sardines, fucking dipshits were dead.
00:34:42Barb, get in here.
00:34:44Barb, get in here.
00:34:44You gotta see this.
00:34:45Uh, ma'am, the radar I'm looking for is about five foot nine.
00:34:49Barb!
00:34:50A woman in her fifties, I think.
00:34:52Barb!
00:34:52Are you close by the name of Moldaver?
00:34:54Barb, get in here, you...
00:35:00Get back to your fucking room, Barb.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:06I take it you know who she is?
00:35:09Everyone knows who Moldaver is.
00:35:13Get out of here, Vault-Dweller.
00:35:17Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault, took my dad, and killed me...
00:35:22And I'm telling you, you're gonna go through a whole lot worse if you stay around here.
00:35:28Trust me.
00:35:29I can tell by looking at you.
00:35:31Clean hair, nice teeth.
00:35:36Mmm.
00:35:37All ten fingers.
00:35:41Must be nice.
00:35:42Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here, what with all the murder and the
00:35:48dirt.
00:35:50But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone.
00:35:55And why is that?
00:36:00Well, uh...
00:36:02Well, you see, the idea is, um, that we're going to save America.
00:36:14And when exactly were you planning on saving America?
00:36:20Look, the vaults were nothing more than a hole in the ground for rich folks to hide in, while the
00:36:27rest of the world burned.
00:36:35We Vault-Dwellers recognize, uh, and are grateful for the privileged position we were born in.
00:36:42Look, and...
00:36:42You know what folks up here say about the vaults?
00:36:48What?
00:36:50Fuck the vaults.
00:36:58Hmm.
00:37:05Okay, well, uh...
00:37:09Thank you for your help, ma'am.
00:37:16Hi.
00:37:19Hi.
00:37:26Hi.
00:37:28Hi.
00:37:30Hi.
00:37:31Hi.
00:37:34Hi.
00:37:44Okay, you can come.
00:37:45Come on.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:55You again, miss.
00:38:00Really think you should go home.
00:38:02You are not safe here.
00:38:06That's what people keep telling me.
00:38:08No one understands my situation.
00:38:12You come from Vault 33.
00:38:15Your primary crop is corn.
00:38:18You have a telesonic projector in your farm.
00:38:21It lives images of the Nebraskan countryside.
00:38:25You've been brought up in a meritocracy
00:38:27where people pride themselves on doing the right thing.
00:38:31I think I know enough to know
00:38:34you need to go home.
00:38:39Who are you?
00:38:41And how do you know so much?
00:38:42Hey!
00:38:45You, Wilson?
00:38:47Let's get you inside.
00:38:49I told you to get the fuck out of here.
00:38:52Wilson!
00:38:53Wilson!
00:38:54Oh, Markus!
00:39:00Look at it!
00:39:18Well, we'll get up there either.
00:39:23Now, you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you?
00:39:27Cause I happen to be looking for one.
00:39:29You know your kind ain't welcome here.
00:39:32Well, maybe not.
00:39:35But I'm gonna make myself welcome.
00:39:39Last night a bounty came in through all six agencies.
00:39:45A hefty price on the head of a man that fits the description of that fellow right there.
00:40:00Now, I may not know much, but I do know a bit more when I see one.
00:40:05Maybe.
00:40:07But I've been paid a whole lot of caps to provide this man safe transport out of Philly.
00:40:18Change plans, I guess.
00:40:24I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:29But you don't get shit if I kill him first!
00:40:38I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:44Oh yeah!
00:40:50Let's go.
00:41:33Damn, y'all ain't got me working up my appetite.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:42:10Right off you want these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.
00:44:12Help me.
00:44:16I'm sick.
00:44:26I'm going to have to ask you to leave him alone.
00:44:29Now, I acknowledge that I'm unfamiliar with your circumstances, but at first glance, your treatment of this man appears unfair,
00:44:37and I'm obliged to intervene.
00:44:41Now, if your instinct is to harm me, as a person simply trying to de-escalate a conflict, then I'll
00:44:47have to assume of the two of you, you are likely the primary aggressor.
00:44:49In which case, I think everyone in this town would agree the force is justified.
00:44:56Unless you willingly stand down now.
00:45:00Now, fucking bald dwellers.
00:45:04Jesus.
00:45:13Well, now, that is a very small drop in a very, very large bucket of drugs.
00:45:21She said stand down.
00:45:52You've got to be fucked.
00:45:54You're fucking kidding me.
00:45:55Huh.
00:46:00You're fucking kidding me.
00:46:06Huh.
00:46:17Hi.
00:46:24Listen, that man is important.
00:46:26I've been sitting here to find him.
00:46:28Get him inside and keep him there until I've dealt with the ghoul.
00:46:31OK.
00:46:39I don't know.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:35I don't know.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:47:40I don't know.
00:47:40I don't know.
00:47:41You don't know what to do.
00:47:43I don't know.
00:47:52I don't know what to do.
00:47:55I don't know if you're standing up.
00:47:59You've got to look upstairs.
00:48:03the box with the defibrillator you keep moving things around without telling me i don't mean
00:48:09to interrupt but was that a night
00:48:16wasn't under the defibrillators just saying i'm sorry for yelling been shot in the head
00:48:25you yelled at me the way
00:48:45she can take me
00:48:51if you think this little thing can haul your limping ass across the wasteland
00:48:55you may not be as smart as people say you are
00:48:58you have anyone else you can trust in this town
00:49:03shit
00:49:06hey daddy's girl
00:49:09i need you to take this man here to my client
00:49:14oh uh thank you uh but i really only here to find my dad uh besides no offense but you're
00:49:21in no
00:49:22condition to travel my client goes by the name of lee moldaber
00:49:32now you ain't getting near moldaber without something to bargain with and delivering this
00:49:38guy right here is your best option
00:50:09but what does moldaber want with you
00:50:11just just get to the coordinates and the rides move pretty quick
00:50:14in and out through there so you're gonna need to move fast if you want to
00:50:18keep the scans all right i can do this yes
00:50:22you can do this sure you can you are a vault dweller true to your word
00:50:26this really this really this could maybe work
00:50:31you really mean that
00:50:35don't get out the back hurt
00:50:44oh
00:50:44oh
00:50:45oh
00:50:45oh
00:50:45oh
00:50:45oh
00:50:45That hurt.
00:51:26Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be.
00:51:29You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart.
00:51:38Rule number one.
00:51:40Read the manual.
00:51:47Rule number one.
00:52:15Rule number one.
00:52:19Oh, no.
00:52:31Serums to energize.
00:52:33Serums to invigorate.
00:52:37Serums to heal your feet.
00:52:45Serums for pain.
00:52:48Foot healing, serums.
00:52:51Serums don't make you grow an entire two foot.
00:52:54Maybe.
00:52:58Serums to heal your feet.ARRQ
00:53:15Oh, my God.
00:53:43Oh, my God.
00:54:13Oh, my God.
00:54:34Oh, my God.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:40Oh, my God.
00:55:42Oh, my God.
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:56:09Oh, my God.
00:56:14Oh, my God.
00:56:16Oh, my God.
00:56:45Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:14You can change the future if you can bring me to Moldaver.
00:57:23How am I gonna bring you if you're...
00:57:26You know, not my whole body.
00:57:28Ow.
00:57:31Just my head.
00:57:34Here.
00:57:34Pardon?
00:57:46I took the pill
00:57:47so that it would be less taxing
00:57:50for you to go through with it.
00:57:52It'll be easier if you
00:57:53carry my head
00:57:55instead of dragging my whole body.
00:57:57You.
00:57:59You're asking me to...
00:58:03Please.
00:58:05I'm begging you.
00:58:06And this is the only way
00:58:08to get your dad back.
00:58:10I knew I could trust you.
00:58:12You are a fault dweller.
00:58:15But if you're going to survive a piece,
00:58:19you need to start acting
00:58:20like a surface dweller.
00:58:23Okay?
00:58:23Yes, my chain.
00:58:27How do you know my name?
00:58:31Sir.
00:58:38Sir.
00:58:39I'm going to steal my word.
00:58:47Fuck.
00:58:52You.
00:58:58I don't know.
00:59:00I'll finish this.
00:59:02No.
00:59:07Let's go home.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:38Okie dokie.
01:00:11And that one is you, no other will do.
01:00:23I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim.
01:00:29I just want to be the one you love.
01:00:35And with your admission that you feel the same,
01:00:41I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of.
01:00:44Believe me, I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:00:55I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:01:10I don't want to set the world on fire, honey.
01:01:15I love you too much.
01:01:18I just want to start a great big flame down in your heart.
01:01:28You see, way down inside of me, darling,
01:01:36I have only one desire.
01:01:40And that one desire is you.
01:01:43And I know nobody else ain't gonna do.
01:01:52I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:02:02I just want to start a flame in your heart.
01:02:11I don't want to set the world on fire.
01:02:51I just want to set the world on fire.
01:02:51I just want to set the world on fire in your heart.
01:02:53I have a wonderful experience.
01:02:54I don't want to get one more power,
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