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00:28You
00:41I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird. You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:34Let me get dressed.
02:00Let me get dressed.
02:10Let me get dressed.
02:13The county clerk. I assumed I was helping you run away or make your own death or something interesting.
02:22I said no questions, please.
02:24You didn't say please.
02:27It's a Saturday. It's closed.
02:30Well, I have a key.
02:32Why the fuck do you have a key?
02:36I can't believe we're doing this.
02:40I can't believe we're doing this.
03:05Unless Nikki is my soulmate.
03:07And right now I'm not so sure about that.
03:09So I realized that if the curse spread to my great-great-great-grandmother over 100 years ago, my bloodline
03:15would have died out after like two generations.
03:16But it didn't because I'm here.
03:19Which means that some of them survived.
03:22Some of them found their soulmates and married them or found another way.
03:27Okay?
03:28Okay.
03:29So, what?
03:30I need to find out how.
03:32If we can figure out who my mom's parents were, then we can track the curse back.
03:36And now I have a key.
03:40Still breaking and entering if you steal a key.
03:49Or she's going to kill us, you know.
03:51If we're late to the bachelorette party.
03:55Do you want to know the theme?
03:56Uh, I'm sure I don't.
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper.
04:01God, please tell me you're kidding.
04:03I'm kidding.
04:04Nothing could make her cancel the stripper.
04:10Fuck.
04:16Okay.
04:17First, we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Uh, court, court, court, court, court, court, court.
04:23Desperse.
04:24Marriages.
04:26Uh, Alexandra Harpin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13th, 1997.
04:32This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:38Well, I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:46Warum, why don't we have to be on for this.
04:47Hmm, hmm.
04:48All right.
04:48Hmm, hmm.
04:51Hmm, hmm.
04:57All right.
05:07Hmm
05:08Rachel
05:17Hey dad, what are you doing?
05:20Chapping foxes. Oh
05:23I don't think there's any in here
05:27I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancee
05:33She left where do you know where she went? Nope. She didn't have much with her. So I think she
05:40plans on coming back
05:42That's great dad. Thank you very comforting
05:47Say that was a really interesting speech she made last night. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, I
05:52just I fucked up and I'm trying to fix it
05:56Hmm at least she's with Nellie. Nellie will talk some sense into her
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiancee that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's five percent more compatible for me and someone else who's five percent more compatible
06:09for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that? I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die
06:14At the altar. I think you're overcomplicating it
06:20Oh
06:21Okay, then simplify it. No, I don't know. I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it? There are no
06:28Signs from the universe. It's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which details are important and which
06:33ones aren't and then deciding
06:34What it means like there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out
06:38Hmm
06:41Come on, come on
06:50Say go change your clothes. I want to get the trap set before it gets too late
06:58Oh
06:58Oh, you you want me to come with you? Of course
07:01You used to love foxtrap
07:02Yeah, I don't know if I loved it
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature. It was good for me when I was in the woods as
07:09it were
07:10Right, uh, you know that nowadays when you upset the person you love
07:15You don't disappear on a hunting trip. You talk it out
07:22You know something I've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if she
07:28doesn't answer the phone
07:32Get your shit
07:49Hey
07:50Happy bachelor party
07:52Hey, look at this
07:54The cunningham men all together again. I'm sorry dad. I can't do this with him. Come on
07:59What you did yesterday was fucked up. You ruined my wedding. That's dramatic. I was trying to help her
08:05Oh, what by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married. Yeah, huge help
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could come on
08:11I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soul mate or not
08:16No one asked you to do that. It's a matter of life or death
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this. You used to love this part laying in the trap
08:24Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just
08:29end up miserable and cold
08:31We have to figure out some real shit. You want to talk about real shit?
08:36This is the end of how things are
08:39Once your mother is gone everything is going to change
08:42We follow her rules. She is what holds us together
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make
08:51Let each other go or find a new reason to stick together
08:58But you're a full-grown man. I can't make this decision for you
09:05Just get over yourselves
09:12Wait, Kathy Harkin
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis
09:20Married August 22nd 1997
09:23Really?
09:25I don't know probably some relatives
09:33Wait
09:35That's weird. Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family are originally from here too
09:49Or
09:50This place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all
09:55Or it's just a coincidence
10:03Ah
10:04Hello, here's a death certificate
10:07Death certificate, Kathy Harkin
10:12Wait, I'll just read a second
10:20Oh God
10:21Well, what does that mean?
10:29She died the same day she got married
10:37That's not a coincidence
10:42Okay
10:43We should start looking for birth and death certificates too
10:48There may be more of them and maybe we can make like a like a family tree
11:19Oh
11:20Okay
11:21Here's your parents
11:24And here's another death it's
11:26Roger Harkin
11:27October 9th 1941
11:29Wait, Roger Harkin
11:31I just I just I just saw this
11:33Ah, Roger Harkin
11:36Roger Harkin
11:37Roger Harkin cause of death
11:43Hemorrhage
11:44Just like my mom
11:49He was married October 9th
11:52Died October 9th 1941
12:28He was married from the time
12:29Dad, he's 10 years sober, dad
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about mom.
13:04Like months ago.
13:06I tried.
13:09But you know how mom is so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray mom's wishes.
13:21I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept the imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:40It's true, dude. I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect me cute for you.
13:47A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend. I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend. I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:10Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16It was obvious to anyone with eyes.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:26But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true. You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off. You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence. We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:17It's not your fault, by the way. It's, um, it's mom and dad's.
15:23They, um, they fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:28Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hate so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:46You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:53Okay, I know, I know, I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you are her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:59Jesus Christ, I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:10You and Nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nelly are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:18Oh my God, that's what I'm saying.
16:20That's, that's what mom and dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:24Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36Tennis.
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit, fox.
16:46There's a fox.
16:47What?
16:47Yell for that.
16:48What do I yell again?
16:49Who do you who?
16:50Who do you who?
16:51Who do you who?
16:51Who do you who?
16:52Who do you who?
16:53Who do you who?
16:54Who do you who?
16:54It's who do you who, you idiots.
16:57Oh yeah.
16:59Yeah.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:04Haha.
17:07You do the honors.
17:13Safety's on.
17:14Keep it on till you get down the hill.
17:18You're alright.
17:19You're alright.
17:24You're alright.
17:42You're alright.
17:46Fuck.
17:47Fuck.
17:52Here's you.
17:59Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:08Okay.
18:09So, it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin and it looks like
18:15they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27th, 1870.
18:24Declared dead.
18:27April 27th, 1870.
18:29Hemorrhage.
18:30And, uh, Virginia Harkin married November 1st, 1947 and also dead November 1st, 1947.
18:39Hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:43Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to.
18:47I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:54Like my, my grandmother, Audrey Audrey, she, she had my mom out of wedlock.
19:02Right?
19:02So she obviously knew not to get engaged, but her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:48And it goes all the way down to me.
19:54Tomorrow.
19:57This, this isn't right.
19:59Huh.
20:00They all have the same witness signature.
20:03It's not possible.
20:04Yeah.
20:05None of this is possible, anyway.
20:07No.
20:07No.
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old.
20:13Yeah.
20:14Yes.
20:15He is the one who spread the curse of my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancee.
20:19And now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all of that?
20:25He told me.
20:31A 200 year old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call it.
21:18We're never gonna find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's gonna get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're gonna scare it.
21:25You're gonna scare it?
21:26It chewed off its own bones fucking petrified.
21:29It's gonna run until its heart stops beating.
21:34Hey, what's the plan?
21:37Spend all night looking for it only to help nature along?
21:40What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:50What if you just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nikki.
21:54Go home.
21:55Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:00What does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nikki would have the curse?
22:04I think it means you would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives, so...
22:14But...
22:14Not...
22:15Not an option.
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:21But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only way out is...
22:27Down the aisle.
22:28I live or die and...
22:30That's it.
22:35That's it.
22:37Can I just make that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:42I do get paranoid.
22:51Hmm?
23:03And just to be sure...
23:05You really believe the immortal man?
23:08Yeah, everything he said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:24Shit.
23:30Shit.
23:32The bastard could be anywhere.
23:36Shit!
23:37Well?
23:38We're split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wander back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nikki?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after, so you can tell me all about how you found the fox.
23:55And somebody's paw back on, and then the fox looked at you, and he said,
23:59Thank you so much, Nikki, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08Love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys a scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Sure was.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet.
24:25So, hey God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not, God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:31Enjoy your night.
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory.
24:36Great you oyn próxima timbcerabye.
24:36Absolutely.Would
24:53you all have to sit here in the privy? Yes.
24:58Great you,
24:58Father. Don't have
24:59to sit here with you. Ma'am
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, Arlene Harkin, yeah?
25:34Born, 1900, married, 1922, we don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling, if you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:26What?
26:27What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait, uh, how did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:46She's dead.
26:50We have to talk to her.
26:55We gotta talk to her.
27:05We gotta talk to her.
27:43You get changed, I'll get Portia on board, and I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:47Play nice, or she won't help us.
27:50We've been waiting for her, I've been waiting for her.
28:01We gotta talk to her.
28:03We gotta talk to her.
28:08We gotta talk to her.
28:24What the fuck?
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day?
28:31Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35Oh, these look really good.
28:37I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel.
28:42You can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you,
28:45and I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother,
28:48my mom, and the rest of our family.
28:50Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true.
28:57And I don't even care if you're carrying a blood evil curse.
29:00Because regardless, my brother loves you,
29:03and I will not let you bail on this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar,
29:07so then I married some random guy in Las Vegas.
29:09Don't tell my parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki.
29:15Are you going to break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams?
29:17Be honest.
29:20Good.
29:21Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy,
29:25bachelorette party game that I planned?
29:27Before everything is ruined again,
29:29because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you.
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly.
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me.
29:46Because I know how to summon the dead.
29:49Hmm?
29:51Hmm?
29:58We cleanse this space
30:00to ward off evil spirits.
30:04Evil
30:07is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here
30:15on Rachel's final night of freedom
30:17to contact
30:19who?
30:21My granite.
30:22Right.
30:23For marital advice
30:24from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand,
30:30the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes.
30:36And then at the same time...
30:38Okay.
30:39And then at the same time
30:40with your right hand,
30:42touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:44Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection
30:48and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin,
31:03I'm coming to you
31:05to ask for advice
31:06the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know
31:10how you knew for certain
31:11that your husband David
31:13was the one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:33Um,
31:35maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean
31:40in a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene,
31:46if you're there,
31:49please tell me
31:50how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start
32:00with something less intense.
32:06Oh my God,
32:07I moved.
32:07I thought you've done this before.
32:09But it's never worked before.
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay,
32:11what do I,
32:12what do I,
32:13what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her,
32:14talk to her.
32:14Okay,
32:16Arlene.
32:17What?
32:18Arlene,
32:21how did you survive
32:22your wedding day?
32:28Ask again.
32:30Arlene,
32:32how did you know
32:34that David
32:34was your soulmate?
32:53Oh my God.
32:56Oh my God.
32:59Oh my God.
33:06Oh my God.
33:10Oh my God.
33:11Something hit me.
33:12Something actually hit me.
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No,
33:16not at all.
33:17No,
33:18it's totally fine.
33:19Okay.
33:19No,
33:20he'll wonder.
33:20Now you have an excuse
33:21to get that nose job.
33:23Oh,
33:23Nellie,
33:24is there a score?
33:25Am I going to have a face score?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck.
33:28Fuck.
33:29No.
33:32Fuck.
33:35Fuck.
33:36Fuck.
33:39Fuck.
33:42Fuck.
33:43Fuck.
34:01Oh, fuck.
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:15Dad?
34:28Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:35No, no. Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen, sometimes it's okay to keep secrets to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh, you heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:35So, your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please.
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, we're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a Klonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:10I'm gonna...
37:12Just one more time.
37:27Are you here?
37:30Are you here?
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:58I don't know what to do anymore.
38:14I don't know.
38:17I don't know.
38:19I don't know.
38:19I don't know.
38:27Are we not soul mates because he fucking lied about the plane?
38:38you lied about the fucking plane and my dad
38:49he invited my dad fuck it's like does he even know me
38:59you said you need to believe that he's your soulmate right yeah so what would
39:07make you believe it i don't know i don't know that's the problem okay so then i genuinely think
39:14all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not and then take whatever comes whatever comes
39:22is death death but you know if i was you i would trust the version of myself that's loved him
39:31for
39:31three years and agree to marry him and not the virgin who heard about soulmate curse five
39:36seconds ago you must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him right
39:42yeah
39:45yeah i think so yes this this curse
39:52thing it's completely bent your reality it's it's totally fucked up
40:00it's made you doubt everything the only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know
40:08so just fuck this curse and go back to reality reality it's your wedding day tomorrow
40:17hmm it's your bachelorette party tonight wake up tomorrow and decide cheers
40:28that's all i get cheers how look in the eyes
40:35i did you were looking away
40:38it's your last night of freedom
40:43and do whatever you want with it
40:50and you know maybe keep it realistic we can't like i don't know
40:57go skydiving
40:58you know me better than that i'd never go skydiving once the parachute didn't open
41:06oh thank you jules and i are getting a divorce
41:12what
41:17yeah
41:21they're planning on it he hasn't signed the papers or anything yet
41:30they're planning on it
41:31don't tell anyone
41:54don't tell anyone
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey. Come.
42:40Come here.
42:45Hi.
42:50Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:11No.
43:12No, honey.
43:15It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time. I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad. I don't regret this, but...
43:40I just...
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true. This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else...
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:43Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
45:05What's that?
45:06You caught me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10No, what the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Bullshit, stop.
45:23Something stolen.
45:27Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:47Love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks.
45:56I did not raise this night to even six.
45:59She looked at my phone.
46:01She made a mad sign.
46:03She said, now what you need is love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
46:14She said, I'm going to mix it up right here in the sink.
46:18It's been like Captain County, but I can't delete.
46:21I held my nose like a knife.
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night.
46:29I started kissing everything inside.
46:33But when I hit the cop, got it, then he got me back.
46:36I broke my little bottle of love.
46:39Love potion number nine.
46:55I held my nose like a knife.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:03I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:11Love potion number nine.
47:16Love potion number nine.
47:20Love potion number nine.
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