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Bait - Season 1 - Episode 05: Lure, Part of a Trap
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00:30I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:41Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:53I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into cold
01:10Hello?
01:19Mommy Baba?
01:20Baba Baba?
01:26Q
02:23I'm his partner.
02:24You can tell me if he's here or not.
02:26You can't keep him?
02:28You can't keep him unless you charge him.
02:30Have you charged him?
02:31Like I said to you before, someone...
02:32I need to know if he's here.
02:33I've been sat there for over an hour now.
02:35Listen, someone is going to come and talk to you in a minute,
02:37so you need to go take a seat.
02:39Okay, I'll give you ten minutes,
02:40and then I'm taking your name and number.
02:46I'd like to...
02:53Yeah, I'd like to report on missing family.
02:57Whole family's gone missing, have they?
02:58Yes, I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists.
03:03What?
03:04Domestic ones.
03:06The white ones.
03:11Q-U-R-R-A-T hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N.
03:19Two hyphens, okay.
03:20Yeah, that's why she goes by Q.
03:22Okay, I want to go back to the bust-up
03:25that you said you had with your family.
03:27Well, that's not really that relevant,
03:29because what I'm saying is if you just hack into this,
03:32this was set up in the living room,
03:33so whatever's taken place
03:35will definitely have been recorded on this.
03:37Yeah, so...
03:38So if we can just get into that...
03:39So that's a very different kind of investigation.
03:41It's a much longer process.
03:42It's cyber crime, really,
03:43and this falls under missing persons.
03:45So all we're trying to do is just help you find...
03:48Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:51Sorry, Roger, just the details.
03:52Yeah, yeah, of course.
03:53You know what I mean?
03:55That was...
03:56That's different.
03:57I'm reporting this crime now.
03:59Alleged crime.
04:01I'm sorry, maybe I'm being a bit paranoid.
04:03Am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
04:06Well, easy now.
04:07You know, no-one said anything about a suspect.
04:09We just need to ask questions, sir,
04:11in order to conduct a proper investigation.
04:13So that's why I'm asking,
04:15why didn't you report the pig's head?
04:18I thought I could handle it myself
04:19with my private security consultant.
04:22You've got a security consultant?
04:23Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news.
04:25Sorry, you're in the news?
04:27Yeah, I might be the next James Bond.
04:31Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:33So you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor?
04:36No, I didn't say famous.
04:37No, I just said, well, actually,
04:38my Bond callback is later on this afternoon,
04:41but I can't be there if I'm here,
04:42and I'm here because my family aren't there.
04:44So I'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:47auditioning to be the next...
04:49James Bond.
04:52And got sent the severed pig's head by racist trolls.
04:55I did, because they don't want me to be the next James Bond.
04:58Right, which is why these people have also abducted your family.
05:03There's my current working theory here.
05:05You sound completely fucking mental.
05:12Okay, mate.
05:13Give us a few minutes, and we'll be right back.
05:16All right.
05:22You've got to be kidding me.
05:26What in the shitting hell are you doing, man?
05:30If you keep your mouth shut, then maybe I can focus.
05:33Focus on this, you sentient ballbag.
05:36You should be at home preparing for the audition.
05:38Shut up.
05:40And you most certainly should not be here.
05:42You're not the hero of this story to them.
05:45You're the villain.
05:47Trust me.
05:48They're going to Google me.
05:48And when they do, they're going to see all the Bond chat,
05:50and they're going to see that I'm telling the truth.
05:52And then they can tell the papers how you showed up here
05:55with a severed pig's head.
05:57Think, you turgid gimp.
06:00Think!
06:03Think!
06:03Fuck!
06:06I'm completely in.
06:07Thanks, Paul.
06:08I don't like it.
06:09No.
06:10Chris, do you have to do this?
06:12Yeah.
06:12He's watching this.
06:13Yeah.
06:14He's the guy.
06:19Sorry.
06:20What the?
06:21Be cool, man.
06:23Police are going to be watching.
06:24I'm not.
06:25I'm just looking for my family.
06:26That's not a crime, is it?
06:27Hey, calm the fuck down.
06:28I saved you back there.
06:30All right.
06:30Okay, I'm sorry.
06:31And thank you.
06:32That's more like it.
06:34All you've got to do is walk normally.
06:37Very weird walk, man.
06:40Very, very...
06:41Be normal.
06:43This is normal.
06:56Oh, whoopsie-daisy.
06:58Gently, cockfingers.
07:00Okay.
07:01Lock the doors, close the curtains.
07:03Let's run lines.
07:05Auditions in eight hours.
07:07Wait.
07:08Where are you going?
07:09I need to find the right USB.
07:11The only camera that matters is at the screen test.
07:16Shah, time's running out.
07:19Say the words with me.
07:22Do you want to know what it's like doing the dirty work?
07:27Fighting everyone and being no one?
07:31I don't live with myself.
07:33Come on, come on.
07:34Hello.
07:36Hello.
07:37I'm giving you gold here.
07:39Oh, yes.
07:40That's right, motherfucker.
07:43This is all a distraction.
07:46Classic self-sabotage.
07:48Shit.
07:50Come on.
07:55Fuck.
07:55You're not afraid for your family.
07:58You're afraid of success.
08:01Even if they have been kidnapped, you're no superhero spy.
08:06Becoming one should be our focus.
08:10Why don't you try helping for a change?
08:12I am helping.
08:14The only version of you that has any value to your family or anyone else is Bond.
08:20Shut the fuck up.
08:23Oh, God.
08:24Self is as basic as they come.
08:27Try his birthday, obviously.
08:29Oh.
08:30Fuck.
08:36You don't even know his birthday?
08:38Some brother you are.
08:40Okay.
08:41We don't know.
08:42Come, we get back to work.
08:47The security consultant?
08:49Oh, yeah.
08:50If you were this obsessive about your craft, you'd have a career.
09:06This is a security resolution.
09:09If you see something that doesn't look alive, speak to star or text to the British Transport Police on 65016.
09:26This is a waste of time.
09:28Oh, shit.
09:30What?
09:31We've got a problem.
09:32We've got dogs.
09:33Oh, dear.
09:34I'm dry-aged, you realize.
09:36Turn around now.
09:37Can't turn around.
09:38They've spotted us.
09:39It'll be suspicious.
09:40You're a sweaty brown man with a blood-stained duffel bag.
09:43You're already fucking suspicious.
09:46Let's just shut out, okay?
09:47Just have some faith.
09:49You want to act, aren't I?
09:50Oh, God.
09:54Excuse me, sir.
09:56I'm not doing anything.
09:58I'm not even here to catch a train.
10:01Oh, God.
10:03No, no.
10:04Get back.
10:05Do you mind if it's a tickle on the bike?
10:07Down, boy.
10:08What's on the bike, sir?
10:10Don't, you fucker.
10:11Sir, that won't be necessary.
10:18Yep.
10:22Did you say something?
10:23Good, man.
10:24Have a good day.
10:28How'd you do that?
10:29Well, I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to law enforcement.
10:33Must be nice to be tall and white, huh?
10:37Membership has its privileges, shall we?
10:40It's a complete fucking mess.
10:42I tried to go to the police.
10:43Well, there's your first mistake there.
10:44Come on, man.
10:45We're going to find your family, all right?
10:47Okay.
10:48Okay.
10:49It feels good to hear you say that.
10:50Because nobody believes in me.
10:52I like him.
10:52He makes me feel safe.
10:54I'm going to put a call out of something called the Kilner system, all right?
10:57Now, luckily, Wembley is CCTV to the hilt.
11:00So if your family have been on any street, actually, in London in the last eight hours,
11:04I will be able to track their exact location down to the inch.
11:07And as soon as I get a ping, you'll be the first to know, all right?
11:10Yeah, man.
11:11Yeah, man.
11:12All good.
11:13That's fucking amazing.
11:15I didn't realize your company had that kind of reach.
11:18My company has the biggest reach there is, all right?
11:21Don't worry.
11:21Look, listen, here's the thing, right?
11:22Your family, that's today's problem.
11:24Yeah?
11:24And what about tomorrow's problem?
11:26Now, do you want to be reactive or do you want to be proactive?
11:30I want to be proactive.
11:31Of course you fucking do.
11:32You are on the precipice of something massive.
11:34And all that backlash that you've been experiencing recently, it will only get worse.
11:39Trust me, I know.
11:40I've fucked the audition and my prospects have gone down the toilet, so...
11:44Listen, I wouldn't be here talking to you now if that was the case, would I?
11:51So you've got your recall later, correct?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:57So you're going to go in there, you're going to do your audition,
12:00and when you do, those decision makers will be primed in your favour.
12:09Well, I'm surprised...
12:10You understand?
12:11How, how, how...
12:13How are you going to do that?
12:19Are you at my five?
12:23It's okay.
12:24Holy fuck.
12:25Okay.
12:26It's not a big deal.
12:27It's not a big deal.
12:28Okay, listen to me.
12:30I'm the only call you'll ever need to make.
12:34We've got your bag.
12:35I'm the only one who's going to do that.
12:38What?
12:39There's a cat, isn't there?
12:41No.
12:42I mean, look, every relationship's a two-way street, isn't it?
12:47So, basically, what we're trying to do is we just want to build bridges to your community,
12:54and in order to do that, we rely on individuals such as yourself just to help us with messaging.
13:00You know, as a prominent Muslim, and soon to be more so, your voice, it carries a lot of weight,
13:05Shah.
13:06So let's use it.
13:07Yeah?
13:10Right.
13:11Shah, let's sidebar now.
13:14Just remember, we're the good guys.
13:16Yeah?
13:16Don't forget that.
13:18Shah!
13:24I'll be here.
13:30I mean, that sounds shady as shit, no?
13:33Shah, I was wrong.
13:35Going to Nigel was a masterstroke, albeit an accidental one.
13:39What are you talking about?
13:40He wants me to be a snitch.
13:42Snitch?
13:43He's not asking you to honey-trap an ayatollah, is he?
13:46He's offering you the role of a lifetime in exchange for some light PR work.
13:51I'm not a sell-out fed.
13:52Sorry.
13:53Sell-out?
13:54Well, pardon me, Nelson-pissing Mandela.
13:57You want to star in a franchise that brazenly sells watchers, cars, and the British Secret Service.
14:04This is the only way you will land this role.
14:09I guess I just always thought I was someone who represents us to them.
14:15You know, not them to us.
14:17You're not representing them or us.
14:20This is about you, Shah, and who you want to be.
14:24And put simply, do you want to be talking to a pig's head in a toilet, panicking about your career
14:29and your family,
14:30or do you want to be the hero of this story?
14:34The ultimate shitting hero?
14:36No, because that, my friend, is what is on the table.
14:54Shah?
14:57Shah, what the hell are you doing, man?
15:00Hello?
15:03I'm improvising.
15:04Oh, God.
15:05Actors.
15:09What?
15:12How can I do?
15:24What are you doing?uftos.
15:26Who needs a
15:27that? Oh, God.
15:27He's doing that.
15:30Who does he? Do
15:33that? I can
15:35do that.
15:35What does he do?
15:36do? Did he do that?
15:37Move!
15:45Watch out!
16:08Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close?
16:15Answer me!
16:17Hello?
16:17No one's watching you, malodorous piss-flap!
16:23What's your problem, man?
16:24My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
16:29No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me. What would you do this shit on me?
16:32It's tough, love, and it's the only voice you understand.
16:36To humiliate you, it's to save you from the bigger humiliation of remaining as you are!
16:42You want to chill out?
16:44I'm in control now.
16:46And I know where we're going.
16:50No, no, no! Please, don't fake hang up on me!
16:55You need me!
17:06No, no, no!
17:07I'm going to tell you to come!
17:15Here we go...
17:21we can try something else!
17:24You need to find yourself!
17:24What would you do to keep me while you're going OUT?
17:26You know why you'd have been able to keep me in trouble?
17:28Do you have a word?
17:30The Lee Walks only hold us back.
17:35Don't leave me out here!
18:02Excuse me. Sorry.
18:04Uncle, can I have a word please?
18:07Why are you calling me uncle of the same age?
18:09I mean, I'm sorry.
18:11I'm actually here to look for someone,
18:13someone who's gone missing, my brother.
18:16Zulfi, I think you know him.
18:17He's the big guy who does the cabs.
18:19Have you seen him?
18:20Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying,
18:22come and join us, and then after we can talk.
18:24Okay, it's just a bit of an emergency.
18:26Excuse me.
18:27Assalamualaikum, everyone.
18:28My family's gone missing.
18:31My parents, Perviz, Latif, and my mother, Tyra Latif,
18:34my siblings, Zulfi, and Q, Qura Tal Ain.
18:38I think some of you know them.
18:40I'm just wondering if you might have heard anything.
18:44I was just hoping someone might be able to help.
18:46Pig!
18:48Pig's head!
18:49Pig!
18:50Pig's head!
18:51What the?
18:52Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
18:57You'll probably best have a leave that
18:59alone.
19:00It's
19:04Wait!
19:05He's with me.
19:07It's with me!
19:08It's mine.
19:08It's fine.
19:18Go the other way!
19:22Quick, down here!
19:45Get him! Get in the party! Shit! Look what you've done, Sha!
19:58You owe me an apology, mate. And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
20:04I told you, your failures would catch up to you.
20:08IDF, bastard! Who recruited you, Mossad? IDF, 100% Mossad.
20:13I told you.
20:15He's not deep, Patel. He's much too short.
20:18You can't handle them alone. I told you that you need to be...
20:29Him?
20:32You know what?
20:34I'm fine.
20:47Amen.
20:49Let's go.
20:53Oh...
20:58Be well!
20:59Oh...
21:00Oh God!
21:16Oh
21:32Oh
21:37Yes, yes the strong must replace the weak
21:48Your turn now sharp
22:14This is the only way, can't you see? Surrender
22:20Surrender
22:38What about you?
22:43No
22:54You're not
22:55Oh my God, are you okay?
22:57Oh
23:19How bad is this?
23:20No, no, no, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's not too bad.
23:23I feel like it's pretty bad.
23:25It feels like I'm missing an eye.
23:27Am I missing an eye?
23:29You're going to be okay.
23:30All right? You're going to be okay.
23:31Oh, it's cold. It's so cold. I don't want to die.
23:37Say, I can't do this without you.
23:39I know you really can't.
23:42That other guy, though, the one chasing you, he had potential.
23:49Why? Why did you resist?
23:53You tell me. You're the only one who gets it.
23:56You're the only one who gets me.
23:58That's why I need you.
24:00But I don't even know who you were.
24:04I was who you needed me to be hidden inside the voice of Patrick Stewart, which is weird.
24:15You might want to unpack that.
24:20No, no, no. Don't go.
24:22No.
24:22We're a team, okay?
24:24Good luck without me.
24:30Dickhead.
24:33Hey.
24:35Hey.
24:38Hey.
24:50And that's just the price of it all
25:02That's just the price of it all
25:15It's written on these walls
25:18Through the rise and fall
25:21I know I can pretend
25:25That this will never end
25:27If in the end we die
25:30Then I've lost
25:32And that's just the price of it all
26:14I just want to call
26:14And ask the card
26:25If you still need the card
26:25For the plan
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