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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about you.
01:14You are happy.
01:15You are happy.
01:16Every person is making a video.
01:18You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21I am happy.
01:27Then the husband's head is opening.
01:30He is making a video on YouTube.
01:33Then the person is coming down to you.
01:34That is a good idea.
01:37That is why it's a good idea.
01:39That is why it's a good idea.
01:43You are happy.
01:47You are happy.
01:48You are happy.
01:50You are happy.
01:50foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss, and in the end you have black eyeliner and magenta
01:58mascara and you have no makeup look, no makeup look, no makeup look, it's the 28 things
02:06on the face, it looks like a small inch, it looks like a little bit like this, the little
02:18Hi guys! Guys! Guys, so many have to play like a house.
02:22Hi guys!
02:24You can comment on the video that you're very bad. Guys, just come back to the street,
02:28then you don't want to be a good guy. Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one person with a blouse.
02:39This is an important part of this conversation.
02:44He's speaking to his friend.
02:48He's speaking to his friend, he's going to make a tattoo on his face.
02:53He's a different channel of knowledge.
02:56He's playing with his background.
02:59He has an expression,
03:01Arun Gowil and Alok Nathji.
03:04He's going to open the eyes and open the eyes.
03:06Yeah.
03:07They say,
03:08the problem is the peace of mind, friends.
03:12Everyone is living in life.
03:14What is life is 4 days?
03:16They say,
03:16What is life is 4 days?
03:17Mother is coming from 25 days.
03:20Life is 4 days.
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Put your bag down and leave.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32If you comment below,
03:33the world is waiting for you.
03:34Who will give your money?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42who are their hard work,
03:42their original content,
03:44and their own channel,
03:45they become a superstar.
03:46Today's our two people,
03:48they are stars on their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:20Welcome.
04:21Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:25Welcome.
04:26Welcome.
04:29What is the truth?
04:31What is the truth?
04:32Do you see how much you love your people?
04:34It's so happy that we are from jail.
04:35We are out of jail.
04:39You all know these two of us.
04:41In the last year,
04:44we have been searching for celebrities.
04:47People were searching for the internet.
04:50The police were searching for other people.
04:54What did you feel last year?
04:56How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There were two people in this studio
05:01who went to Supreme Court.
05:02We are coming here.
05:04We and the Ziddu Paji.
05:12This is why I wrote you a letter.
05:15Come on.
05:19Come on.
05:20We will be scared of ourselves.
05:23We will be scared of ourselves.
05:26We will be scared of ourselves.
05:26We will be scared of our hearts.
05:27We will be scared of ourselves.
05:31We are not the ones who leave the land from a shaker.
05:35Before that, it is made of land.
05:43And Paji, if he has killed one other joke today,
05:47then we will all be able to do this.
05:49No, no, no.
05:52I feel like I have lost my house.
05:55Today, you will take a little coaching from both.
05:57I will tell you how to bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were 7,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today, you will be together.
06:06We will take coffee,
06:07or we will take anti-spitry bail.
06:13You were watching later and then?
06:14I had a lot of episodes.
06:16I had a phone too.
06:17I told him to call him.
06:19I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25I had a phone call.
06:25One day before, I had a phone call.
06:27I told you something bad about you.
06:29Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you are coming in the eyes.
06:34You have to move on a little.
06:36So, I told you that I don't want to say anything.
06:38I don't want to say anything.
06:41You don't want to say anything.
06:43But when you're famous,
06:44then you can't say anything.
06:45What?
06:45I said, why don't they have a phone call?
06:50I just want to tell my兄弟s.
06:52See, you haven't married both.
06:54In our show,
06:54all people work for the next show.
06:55They are all two children.
06:57Today, I will try to fix it.
06:59I took it on my face, sir.
07:01No, no, no!
07:07Today, we will be a family-friendly zone.
07:09Today, we will be a family-friendly.
07:10No, but Ranbir is very loving and these are all the controversies that come to you.
07:18I'm sure that you will learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see you so much.
07:25When the show closed, who was first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel like that.
07:37Where did Ranbir call?
07:38No, my brother came to an audience and I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that reason.
07:45So, the person who gave up to him is so much?
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I had an hour for a while.
07:54I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening later.
07:58When you saw this clip, then you said, come on, come on.
08:03I had an idea of leaving my house.
08:08After this controversy, you had a phone to do more shows.
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or the books that were the first?
08:14That's what they told me.
08:15Keep an advance.
08:16The phone was very nice, sir.
08:18But today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:21I don't know.
08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:28I mean, I mean, at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call to Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was like,
08:33I don't know what it was like,
08:34what it was like,
08:35what it was like.
08:36Whatever your good time is going on,
08:38your bad time is going on.
08:39It's going on.
08:40I don't know.
08:45I'm not waiting for the other people.
08:46I don't know.
08:46Something happened, but...
08:50that's the time that Kapil sir has stopped the tweet.
08:57Who did they do?
09:09Oh
09:28Like a breath of fresh air.
09:30First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last one year, our friends are getting worse.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's how it feels.
09:48That's how it feels.
09:49That's how it feels.
09:52That's how it feels.
09:53That's how it feels.
09:58When there's something,
10:00there's a little blood.
10:01That's how it feels.
10:03Now, when you prepare your comedy set,
10:06you'll listen to your friends.
10:08Sir, I'm with a lawyer.
10:11That's how it broke.
10:14It broke the whole theater.
10:18Sir, here's a comedy theater called Habitat.
10:22Every next week,
10:23we're coming to the venue.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:27Oh, my God.
10:29But, Raj, I'm going to talk about you.
10:31Yes, sir.
10:32Sorry about your venue.
10:34How many times, Guru?
10:35How many times?
10:35Sir, three times.
10:36People have come to the joke,
10:38they've been offended,
10:39then they don't have to talk about.
10:40You're all here.
10:42Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You're all here.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:52Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream
10:59that I'm on TV one day.
11:01I never thought
11:02that you'll come to OTT one day.
11:04Yeah.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, brother.
11:18If God closes one door,
11:20then he opens 10 doors.
11:21You're the door to see the doors.
11:23They're the door to see the doors.
11:24Everybody's killing the wood, sir.
11:28Thank you, man.
11:35Yeah!
12:01Good evening, and welcome to The Great Indian Couple Show.
12:10Supriya, Supriya, please back here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20Keep winning, happy.
12:23Siddupa ji, today,
12:24every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:27Do you know both of them?
12:30You can take someone on a platform like Netflix,
12:32where people are watching.
12:34Where people are watching.
12:35Then, the person is making a YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If there are four people in one house,
12:43then the mother is different,
12:45the father is different,
12:46and the son is trans corpsation scenario here,
12:47the con sketch of children.
12:47That's right.
12:48I'm talking about myself,
12:49but I think that's true.
12:52You are true.
12:53They're supposed to show from home.
12:54a family has a part of the video.
12:56It's my larger channel.
12:57Through the channels so many people,
12:58my relatives,
12:59Hi, guys.
13:01I'm making the cheeseburger here.
13:03Guys,
13:03I've altered some chemistry.
13:05My husband doesn't have the same chemistry associated with his...
13:07Vanity and grow my ...Acadadads'
13:07Go on, potlom.
13:11I'm working
13:13on my stress that
13:13Oh no, I'm making all
13:16I'm going to get a little bit of a powder,
13:17and I'm going to get a little bit of a powder.
13:21Guys, I'm giving makeup tips today.
13:24I'm so crazy.
13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner,
13:36and you put a new makeup look.
13:42No makeup look ready.
13:43First of all, the 28 things you put in your mouth.
13:46You put two inches in your mouth,
13:48and you also look like this.
13:51The little babies of small villages,
13:54they also put on YouTube.
13:56Hi, guys.
13:58Guys, you all have to be like a house.
14:00Hi, guys.
14:02Please comment on their videos,
14:03you feel bad.
14:10Guys, I'm going to tell you what about backless blouse.
14:14Look, there's just a woman in a blouse.
14:17They've gotten a little bit at those.
14:18Any wHa ha ha ha ha ha.
14:21They always take their hands off as a jungle.
14:22And they usually take their eyes off.
14:25They say them.
14:26When they take your eyes off,
14:27they'll make their eyes off and they'll make a tattoo.
14:31They'll make their eyes off.
14:33They have different channels.
14:35foreign
14:48foreign
15:03We are making a video of traveling.
15:05Bring your bag and take a look.
15:08The beautiful world is waiting for you.
15:10Someone is commenting below.
15:11Who will take a look?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20from their work and their original content
15:22and from their own channel,
15:23become a superstar.
15:24Our two of them are such stars.
15:27They come to their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samir Hena
15:32and Mr. Ranbir Allahabadia.
15:52How are you?
15:54Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
15:56How are you?
15:58Welcome. Welcome.
16:08What a story.
16:09What a story.
16:09What a story.
16:10What a story.
16:10You see, how many people love you?
16:12I'm happy that we are in jail.
16:17You are all the same.
16:19I don't know how many people have searched for the last year.
16:26People have searched on the internet.
16:28The police have searched for different people.
16:32What did you feel last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37In this whole studio, there were two people who went to Supreme.
16:41They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:58From the problems, we will be afraid of ourselves.
17:00From the problems, we will be afraid of ourselves.
17:04We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:06We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:07We will be afraid of ourselves.
17:07We are not those who leave the land from one place.
17:13We are the first to become a thief.
17:22We are the first to become a thief.
17:22And Paji, if he has beaten one more joke today,
17:25then we will be going to be a sport.
17:27No, no, no, no.
17:31I feel like I have lost my house.
17:33Today, you will have a little bit of coaching
17:35about how to bounce back.
17:37The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
17:39there was a police case.
17:41So today, you will be together again.
17:43We will have tea, coffee or anticipatory bail.
17:51You were watching later and then?
17:53I had a lot of episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone too.
17:56I had a phone call to him.
17:56I had a phone call to him.
17:57I said, why the case didn't happen?
17:59And while my show has closed,
18:03one day earlier, I said,
18:04I had a phone call.
18:05That you have something bad for me.
18:07Yes?
18:09Does it really matter?
18:10I said,
18:11look, you are looking into the eyes,
18:12maybe in a little,
18:13I am not talking about your experience.
18:15I don't want to say anything, but when you're famous, you can't even say anything.
18:28But I just want to tell my brothers and sisters that you don't have married.
18:32Whatever people work in our show, they're all two kids.
18:35So, today we'll do something.
18:37I've done something, sir.
18:39No, no, no.
18:45It's a family-friendly zone.
18:47It's a family-friendly zone.
18:49No, no, but Ranveer is very beloved.
18:51And these controversies come to you, bro.
18:56I'm sure you've learned a lot of things.
18:58People, let's see you so much love today.
19:04When the show is closed,
19:06who had to phone first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call a lawyer before.
19:11Okay.
19:13And his phone wasn't working.
19:14Okay.
19:15So, where did you close your phone?
19:17No, my brother came to an audience.
19:19I went to his house.
19:22He's here for acting.
19:29I was, he went to your house.
19:32I was like, I'm just going to see you.
19:35And then I...
19:36I was like, oh, this is what happened.
19:36I don't know.
19:37I'm going to see you.
19:38And then, I'm like, I'm going to see you later.
19:42I've seen you later.
19:46I'm like, come here.
19:47And then, and then, after all the time,
19:47you've seen your phone,
19:51I've said, come on, come on.
19:53I was like, come on.
19:53Don't give advice too.
19:54The phone is very high, but today's comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know?
20:04Sir, I mean, how do you do it? I don't know.
20:07At that time, I had the first call to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if it was the price, the price, what he said.
20:13Whatever your good time went, your bad time will also go.
20:17No, no, no.
20:22We were waiting for the other.
20:24Something will happen, something will happen.
20:27At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
20:35What did you do?
20:36The two weeks of the rest of the night,
20:39Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
20:40I don't want to take a drink.
20:45Dude, Kapil, you came in the years before 2004 or 2005.
20:492007.
20:50As I thought in 2007, this girl was the same.
20:54Oh, man.
20:55It's amazing.
20:56It's amazing.
20:57It's amazing.
20:58Give it to me, son.
20:59It's been a compliment for you.
21:04It's amazing.
21:06It's like a breath of freshness.
21:07First of all, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close the show.
21:15Then, leave your life.
21:17Then, your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last one year, our friends grew up a lot.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:26That's how it feels.
21:27That's how it feels.
21:30That's how it feels.
21:31What a lie, son.
21:32That's how it feels, friends.
21:33That's how it feels.
21:34That's how it feels.
21:35Oh, my God.
21:36I feel it.
21:38You can feel it.
21:40Yes.
21:41All right.
21:42Now, when you have your set of comedy set,
21:43you'll discover that your friend might know who must be now,
21:47sir.
21:48I'm with lawyere as well.
21:49Oh, I'm with the owner of a judge.
21:50Yes.
21:51You're sitting there.
21:53The whole house of the theater.
21:56Sir, I'm sorry.
21:57You're here to talk about this comedy theatre.
21:59Habitat's name is very important.
22:00Every week, someone's call comes from the venue.
22:04Oh my God!
22:07I want to talk to you about this venue.
22:09First of all, sorry to your venue.
22:12How many times did it take you?
22:13Sir, three times.
22:14People have come to the joke and they have offended.
22:17Then they don't have to talk.
22:18Honestly, you've been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:22Aap loge ko dekhke hi humara man karta hai ki loge ko hasa hai.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:33Sachmeh, my hae bachpan saa aap loge ko dekhta raha hon.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream ki ek din mein aap loge ke saath TV pe haon.
22:39Mujhe kabhi ne laga tha ki aap loge khud OTT pe aajayenge ek din.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Alshana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:55Betha, bhagwaan ek darwaza agar bandh karta hai to das khidkia khulta hai.
23:00Tu khidki dekh nebala bandhas.
23:01Un sab se log pathar maradha hai, sir.
23:06Thank you, bro.
23:16Love you, betha.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:28You are a part of my whole childhood mein aap ko dekhta tha.
23:33Aap and Shekar sir, aap ko comedy circus mein.
23:35Mujhe mein har episode follow ker ta tha.
23:37Vir bhi nii pata jala ki kya bolna jayye kya tha.
23:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
23:47Hari ye baih ka baate kerta tayyhaa.
23:48Ka av kum kum please.
23:50Huhim, ho?
23:55Genuin li sir
23:56I respect you both, but I do a little bit more
24:01because he hasn't been out of zero.
24:12He has hit him.
24:14He feels like he has hit me.
24:20His batting was wrong.
24:25He has hit him.
24:25But when we both went to the police station,
24:27there are many fans of Siddhupaji.
24:30He was hit on the camera.
24:32He said, take it, take it, take it.
24:44Oh, my God!
24:45Oh, my God!
24:47Tell me, how's your bicep?
24:49How are you?
24:50When it was started,
24:52the goal was to create a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought it was cool.
25:04But over time,
25:05I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still a little.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:15Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:16Or do you have to say it?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18It's a liquor license.
25:19When you've watched stand-up,
25:21these are big jokes on your grandma's own.
25:25My grandma has never said,
25:26why are you losing my family's family?
25:30Why are you losing my family's family?
25:30Do you have jokes on your grandma's own?
25:31Are they true?
25:32Look, sir,
25:32if I'm a movie,
25:34then I write a movie on my grandma's own.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37then I write a song on my grandma's own.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40then I can write a joke on my grandma's own.
25:41I can write a joke.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And,
25:46I've had some awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma,
25:49sir,
25:49I was attacked
25:50and I was at home alone.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Okay?
25:57Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me,
25:59Arsana,
26:00remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call there.
26:03It's the police.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I didn't remember.
26:07I called 102.
26:08Who came?
26:09Fire.
26:09Fire.
26:10He said,
26:11where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13the fire looks like it in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:18Oh!
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:28Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:35Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:38Oh!
26:38Oh!
26:38Oh,
26:38Oh!
26:40Oh.
26:40There is also a genuine story, my dad was very much watching, he was bedridden in his final phase, but
26:47he was watching a couple sharma show.
26:49So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
26:52Thank you brother.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:33I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy.
27:39Shukriya, today, every person has a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:46If you take someone to a Netflix platform,
27:48in the 192 country where people are watching,
27:51then the person can make their YouTube channel.
27:53I'm talking about myself.
27:56If one house has 4 people,
27:58then their mother is a different,
28:00their parents are different, their children are different.
28:02I love you,
28:02and they're different.
28:03I'm talking about this time,
28:03I'm talking about this.
28:05Say it,
28:07you must see,
28:09every person has made a video.
28:11You have so many channels,
28:13and I've been talking about this.
28:15I've been talking about this.
28:17today I've made a bread and bread.
28:20And my husband's face is open,
28:22and he's made it,
28:25and he makes it so much bread.
28:25And they make it so much bread.
28:26Then the body is coming back.
28:28And he says,
28:32I got a little bit of a powder, and I got a little bit of a powder.
28:37Guys, I got a makeup tip today.
28:39I'm crazy, man.
28:41The best guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
28:49And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
28:52And your new makeup looks better.
28:57No makeup looks better.
28:58The first of all, the 28 things in the mouth.
29:02The two inches are coming, and the other one looks like.
29:07The little babies of small towns,
29:10they also look at YouTube.
29:12Hi, guys.
29:13Guys, you all have to take care of the dogs at home.
29:16Hi, guys.
29:17Okay, comment on them on the video,
29:19because you are very bad.
29:20Guys, they come back to their dogs,
29:21so they don't work.
29:26Guys, today, I will tell you
29:27about the backless blouse.
29:29Look, it's just a person from one side.
29:32This blouse.
29:32Yes, yes.
29:33They look like a young man,
29:34with a normal smile,
29:35and they put a look at the students.
29:38They said,
29:40they said,
29:40when they put a look at the students,
29:42they put a tattoo on their feet.
29:44What?
29:48This is similar.
29:49It's a different channel.
29:50They're different.
29:51They're just different.
29:53They're just different,
29:54and they're all different.
29:56They're different.
29:57They putience in the background,
29:57they put hands on the face,
29:59they were coming up.
30:00They're different.
30:02I think it's not different.
30:03I don't really understand it.
30:04You're not lost.
30:05You have lost family.
30:05It's not a life for you.
30:07It's not a life.
30:07It's four days.
30:09It's a baby.
30:10She says,
30:10She says,
30:11She says,
30:11She says,
30:11She says,
30:11She says,
30:12She says,
30:16Now,
30:18Some people make a video of traveling.
30:21They're going to get your bag and get out.
30:23The world is waiting for you.
30:25Someone is commenting down below.
30:27Who will get out of the money?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35They're going to become super star.
30:39They're going to become a star.
30:39Our two guests,
30:41They're going to become a star.
30:43They're going to become a star.
30:45They're going to become a star.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:09Welcome.
31:10Welcome.
31:12Welcome.
31:13Welcome.
31:15Welcome.
31:17Welcome.
31:18Welcome.
31:18Welcome.
31:18Welcome.
31:19Welcome.
31:19Welcome.
31:20Welcome.
31:21Welcome.
31:21Welcome.
31:22Welcome.
31:23Welcome.
31:24Welcome.
31:25Welcome.
31:26How do you love your people?
31:27We are just happy that we are out of jail.
31:33You all know both of you.
31:35In the last year,
31:37you have been searching for more celebrities.
31:41People were searching for the internet.
31:44There were other people who were searching for the police.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:52In this whole studio,
31:54there were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
31:57They were Kham and Siddhu Paji.
32:06That's why I wrote a song for you.
32:09Come on, come on.
32:13Don't be afraid of yourself.
32:17Don't be afraid of yourself.
32:19Don't be afraid of yourself.
32:20No!
32:21you lighted on a tree.
32:25We are the ones who left the trees from one another.
32:29But the first time we'll make the earth,
32:32we will light it.
32:37And Paji, if he has won a joke today, then we will be all escorts.
32:42No, no.
32:46I feel like I'm lost my house.
32:49Today I will have a little coaching with you.
32:52Last time Ranbir and Samey were together, there was a police case.
32:57So, today you are together again.
32:58I'm going to drink tea, coffee, or anti-spitry bail.
33:06Did you see Latent?
33:08I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
33:10I told him to call him.
33:12I said, why don't you have a case?
33:15And when my show closed,
33:18one day ago, I called a call
33:20that something is wrong with you.
33:23Is it true?
33:25I said, look, you're in the eyes.
33:27When I came to the show,
33:27I came to the show.
33:29I told myself that I didn't want to say anything.
33:35You're famous.
33:36But when you're famous,
33:37you can't even say anything.
33:43But I just want to tell both of my brothers.
33:46Look, you don't have married both.
33:48The people who work in our show
33:49are all two kids.
33:51So today, we'll do it for a little bit.
33:53I did it for a little bit, sir.
33:55No, no, no.
33:56No, no, no.
34:00No, no, no.
34:01Today, we'll be family friendly.
34:03Today, we'll be family friendly.
34:05No, no, no.
34:05But Ranveer is very beloved.
34:07And these are the controversies, bro.
34:10These are all for you.
34:12I'm sure you will learn many things.
34:14People, let me see you so much.
34:14Let's see.
34:15Let's see.
34:19When the show closed,
34:21who was first?
34:23What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer.
34:28And his phone didn't stop.
34:30Where did you call him?
34:32My brother came in an audience.
34:35I went to his house.
34:38He's here for that reason.
34:39With this, he had to have the readings of hisorage.
34:40He's here for that collaboration.
34:41He's so much older than him.
34:45I didn't know the idea.
34:46There was one hour later.
34:48When he came and he was also saying.
34:51I was, let's go.
34:51And then, I realized that everything is happening.
34:52Yet, when you saw this clip,
34:53you said, let's go!
34:55That's all.
34:58Until I left my house.
35:25I had an idea of leaving.
35:28I said, when your good time is running, your bad time will also be running.
35:38We were waiting for the rest, something will happen, something will happen, but...
35:43At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
35:50Who did that?
35:52In two weeks, the rest of the day, Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
35:58No, no, no.
36:00Yare Kapil, you were in 2004 or 2005, right?
36:042007.
36:06As you thought of it in 2007, this girl is the same way.
36:09Oh!
36:10I love you.
36:11It's fun!
36:12It's fun!
36:13Sament!
36:14Sament, it's been a compliment for you.
36:20No, really, it's great.
36:22It's fresh and fresh.
36:23I want you to say that, their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, no, don't you close someone's show, then leave your life.
36:33Your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year, our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40I feel like this is the right thing.
36:41That's right, that's right.
36:43That's right, that's right.
36:46That's right, that's right.
36:47What a lie, son!
36:48That's right.
36:48I don't have to say who's the right thing.
37:04Oh
37:40Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:47In fact, I'm watching you from childhood, like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that I'm going to be on TV one day.
37:55I didn't think that you will come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Arshana Maham and Siddupa ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10If God closes one door, then open ten doors.
38:15You are the ones who are watching.
38:16I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:38Super.
38:39Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
38:46You are a part of my whole childhood.
38:48You and Shaker sir, you and the comedy circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:53Then I didn't know what to say.
39:02I will say yes.
39:03Come and talk to him.
39:03Yeah, come, come.
39:04Come, come, please.
39:11Genuinely, sir.
39:13I am only one of you.
39:13I respect him, but I do a little more.
39:17Because he never had a chance to get out of zero.
39:32I think someone's illness is coming to me.
39:35I'm going to give him his batting.
39:40But when we both went to the police station,
39:41When we both went there, there was also a lot of fans of Sidhu Pajji.
39:46They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
39:48He said, let's go, let's go, let's go.
39:59Oh my God.
40:00Oh my God.
40:01Oh my God.
40:01Oh my God.
40:02Oh my God.
40:02Oh my God.
40:02Oh my God.
40:03Oh my God.
40:05Okay.
40:05How come the day is beginning, my goal on I had to create some fitness channel.
40:10I had such a cool.
40:12People are disenged.
40:14People are called Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought that they were assignments I gave them the formula.
40:19But in my time, they just beer of course.
40:23They
40:24I-SAP is still here, but the name is a little bit popular, so we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:32No, no, it's a liquor license.
40:34When you've seen stand-up, this is a lot of jokes on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said,
40:42why are you losing my family's family?
40:45Do you have a joke on your grandma?
40:47Look sir, if I've been a movie, I've written a movie on my grandma.
40:51If I'm a singer, I can write a song in my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian, I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
40:58Very good.
40:59Well said, well said.
41:01And I've had some awareness.
41:03My grandma and my grandma attacked once,
41:06and I was at home alone.
41:08And I didn't remember the ambulance.
41:11Do you remember the ambulance number?
41:14Tell me, do you remember the ambulance number?
41:16100 is the only call.
41:18It's the police.
41:19Who is the police?
41:20I don't remember the ambulance.
41:22I called the police.
41:23Who is the police?
41:24Fire.
41:26Fire.
41:27Where did the fire look?
41:28I said, the fire will be in the morning.
41:30Oh!
41:40My grandparents are like,
41:42My son is too late.
41:44Oh!
41:44Do you like my children?
41:57Yes!
41:58My parents were like,
41:59They were bedridden in their final phase, but they watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
42:05So, wherever they are, they are very happy today.
42:07Thank you, thank you brother.
42:08Big, big day.
42:10Kamai, you're an amazing comedian.
42:14So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand-up.
42:21In this case, there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
42:26India's name is right here, Kapil Sharma.
42:29That's great.
42:35I don't know how he does it.
42:39I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46Here is a legend.
42:48Thank you brother.
42:51This is what people do.
42:53When they give you love, you have confidence.
42:56And what happens normally?
42:58Sometimes we make a script.
42:59Sometimes it's not secure.
43:00Sometimes it's not.
43:01But the people, seeing you applause,
43:04and asking them,
43:06they say,
43:06do it.
43:07We're with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:13Kapil Sharma, ask me a question.
43:15I will ask you.
43:16I will answer you.
43:17I will answer you.
43:17I will answer you.
43:18I will answer you.
43:19I will answer you.
43:24Yes, please.
43:25How are you in your life?
43:27Generally, I feel like you have been on a show so many years.
43:30What is your perspective?
43:33What is your perspective?
43:33Like many times, you meet a police officer.
43:37What is your shock?
43:38I feel great.
43:40I feel great.
43:40It is great.
43:41It is a shock.
43:44I feel great.
43:45My shock was,
43:46that's just a profession.
43:47Our brand and butter was,
43:49and the jam also has.
43:52It's like jam.
43:53It's a jam.
43:53It's like jam.
43:54It's like jam.
43:55I feel great.
43:56It's a blessing.
43:57You like to do good things.
43:59I feel like we're with people,
44:00from people who had no money.
44:02I feel like you're doing your work with your heart.
44:04Then the rest of the things come from me.
44:06So a blessing.
44:07I feel great.
44:09I have seen so many films and actors when I came to our show, I always feel like this is
44:16true or dream or true.
44:17It's just a life that everything happens.
44:19In the old days, my brother has a little bit less, but he talks about death.
44:26In the old days, it's hard to go to the world and go to the world.
44:33It's not a blessing.
44:35Absolutely.
44:39What are you talking about today?
44:40You can talk about death.
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