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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:36Oh my God.
00:00:54Jesus.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't
00:01:41be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardo
00:05:25duncan park hypernosis
00:05:30big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mount rush work carl tell you that but you're not stone you are flesh and
00:06:04i bet i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i co-founded uh fafa dot com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:22um f a h dash f a dot com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it
00:06:31doesn't matter
00:06:31my latest enterprise hypernosis
00:06:34i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago so i'm not talking out
00:06:51of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal i mean you know what it's like
00:06:58there golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could find a private
00:07:03placement investor someone who's reputation for picking winners is so stellar and here you are i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him clearance
00:08:18to speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy is the type of
00:08:52guy
00:08:52you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't because you're not
00:08:58supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some people deserve
00:09:05maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes we will work through all of it in session
00:09:20on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan but of course the only explanation for you
00:09:40is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a
00:09:46series of micro screw-ups they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:26move move
00:10:28can you get me some antibacterial ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin rodents
00:10:44hey captain
00:10:46big news
00:10:48cabinet level
00:10:49coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's the sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary of the va
00:10:57she's gonna be in town this week
00:10:58so
00:10:59yeah
00:10:59we've been working with uh
00:11:01your cto harper
00:11:03turns out your
00:11:05gynoden
00:11:06gizmo
00:11:07i have noted
00:11:07same tech
00:11:09right
00:11:09can be used to identify bets
00:11:12at risk of self-harm
00:11:14huge
00:11:15wow
00:11:15i mean
00:11:15a really a godsend
00:11:17and she agrees
00:11:18so she's coming here to check it out
00:11:21oh
00:11:21what did you catch a fork there jefe
00:11:25lucky
00:11:25ointment
00:11:26please
00:11:26listen
00:11:27i would love to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would
00:11:29but i have deals
00:11:30to chase
00:11:31deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah
00:11:36no
00:11:36i get it
00:11:37government money
00:11:37right
00:11:38it doesn't flow
00:11:39but
00:11:40thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah
00:11:42fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we should
00:11:59sort of fire
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay
00:12:06thank you
00:12:06thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking
00:12:26barbecue
00:12:28okay
00:12:31a texas
00:12:32a texas
00:12:33bbq
00:12:33we red white
00:12:34and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know
00:12:36a pig
00:12:37on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof
00:12:40we get vips
00:12:41a dj and your
00:12:43sekva
00:12:44yeah
00:12:44a texas
00:12:45yeah
00:12:45sure
00:12:47hypergnosis
00:12:47is soliciting
00:12:48a government contract
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant
00:12:51there's regulations
00:12:52i'm
00:12:52i'm
00:12:53i'm
00:12:53i'm throwing the party
00:12:54i'm
00:12:54i'm buying the pig
00:12:55i'll take it kosher
00:12:56yeah no
00:12:57we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky
00:13:01get us a hog
00:13:02yeah
00:13:02you got it
00:13:03great
00:13:03great meeting guys
00:13:05throwing the party
00:13:06right
00:13:06i'll
00:13:07get on the phone
00:13:08okay
00:13:09having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson
00:13:40barack
00:13:41stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see
00:13:50i told you
00:13:50he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching
00:14:00orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:03people
00:14:04and were you
00:14:05planning to spend
00:14:05all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off
00:14:07back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here
00:14:12call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother
00:14:15of every child
00:14:16who isn't
00:14:17a student
00:14:17at las altas
00:14:18well i guess
00:14:19i wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for
00:14:21ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24you could at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry
00:14:27but when orson
00:14:28got home from school
00:14:28and you asked
00:14:29how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework
00:14:32okay
00:14:32who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to
00:14:34replant the succulents
00:14:35your massacre
00:14:35during your road rage
00:14:37incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get
00:14:48his eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out
00:14:57to his baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow
00:15:00and that means
00:15:00you can enroll him
00:15:01when
00:15:01we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:04okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you
00:15:07sorted
00:15:10i am going to
00:15:11kill your father
00:15:14okay orson
00:15:15let's go
00:15:16i
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god
00:15:20for five minutes
00:15:21you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:24it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:26it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something
00:15:40to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires
00:15:43are bearing down
00:15:44in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo
00:15:46to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost
00:15:50of course
00:15:51can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:58we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay
00:16:00you're just
00:16:00absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah
00:16:03i think so
00:16:06remember our song
00:16:07at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you
00:16:25didn't even ask me
00:16:26what happened
00:16:27you got stabbed
00:16:28with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but
00:16:32do you even
00:16:33want to know
00:16:34why
00:16:35sure they had
00:16:36a reason
00:16:59what are you doing
00:17:02what are you doing
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:30I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:22Respect.
00:19:23Respect.
00:19:24Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58Let's try.
00:20:00Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:11You can't kill me.
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:28I need it.
00:20:30I'mken.
00:20:31I'M OK.
00:20:46Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey, there you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease, charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43Enough bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploding.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say,
00:21:58how I'm a hero to heroes, you know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with one of those tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it!
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha!
00:22:23Do it!
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's gonna want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to-
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:48You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Uh...
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can-
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes- hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually-
00:23:07You know.
00:23:08Uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:20So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Y-yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be-
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They-they do our social media stuff and-
00:23:38You know, it's a-it's-it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I-you know, bigger-
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Sp-spookle!
00:23:53I should-
00:23:55The guests are starting to-
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home!
00:23:57It's done!
00:23:58It's over!
00:23:58It's over!
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset!
00:24:01Unplug it, it's done!
00:24:01Party's over!
00:24:02Party's over!
00:24:03Put everything down!
00:24:04Party is o-
00:24:05Do not take photos!
00:24:07Party's fucking done!
00:24:08Ayee!
00:24:14Stand up!
00:24:14Thank you!
00:24:20Pick blind!
00:24:28Need it to lock in Cicavat Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a blackside, and want to board the bitch until you'll seal the deal.
00:24:35it's called salesmanship i promise one drink and we'll go thank you
00:24:42oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government contract
00:24:49hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep nobody wants donkey
00:25:27not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances jesus can't go any lower it's like
00:25:38i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though
00:26:18serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein very good sander hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's a
00:27:04he's experiencing acute anxiety sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a
00:27:16friend are you with the it was the va that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or
00:27:33after operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning
00:27:40you're teaching him about war
00:27:44is that all right
00:27:45is that all right
00:27:46do you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:53it is only those who have neither fired a shot
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood
00:28:00more vengeance
00:28:02more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general
00:28:09general sherman
00:28:10what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:34for the life of me i i don't know what it is
00:28:40just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:07both
00:29:08at the same time
00:29:12i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:27it's uh
00:29:36can i help you
00:29:38hmm
00:29:39no i'm good i'm
00:29:40just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:45well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59his own feelings
00:30:00been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with
00:30:04great care
00:30:05and affection
00:30:07martin
00:30:08can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:17alexander just leapt forward
00:30:19in real time evolution
00:30:25my gosh
00:30:27hey
00:30:27have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:35the first
00:30:38real world test case
00:30:40for a
00:30:41kind of
00:30:41neuro companion
00:30:42i created
00:30:43fuck years
00:31:13people
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:31:57so
00:32:04so
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of copertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo
00:33:01i mean when was the last time we saw tech
00:33:03help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:16truth be told
00:33:17truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:41data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:51provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:33:56huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:03you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:16i was just wondering if i should finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams
00:34:25you know
00:34:26uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no martin
00:34:32martin
00:34:33i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:38and it
00:34:39could be something
00:34:40we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year
00:34:45you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year
00:34:51you asked
00:34:52if i modeled him on the toddler's chew toy
00:34:57you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:06i do
00:35:06i do
00:35:12i do
00:35:17i do
00:35:18i do
00:35:20i do
00:35:32no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan the house is gone
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's
00:35:41oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you the mud bath
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:46oh
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:58the house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:07i heard the news
00:37:09i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:37come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:57there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:03oh
00:38:23i'm gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay so where do i
00:38:57just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01one building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that
00:39:04we'll have to collect another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will
00:39:11take the sample
00:39:13i um
00:39:14oh just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:157
00:40:35where the hell is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:42i'll see you
00:40:42right
00:40:43in
00:40:4332 hours
00:40:44hey
00:40:46where's the
00:40:46treat you
00:40:51please
00:41:08oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please
00:41:12please
00:41:12i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:20look
00:41:20i've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school
00:41:26to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep
00:41:30in other people's shit
00:41:31is not how you thought it would go
00:41:33i
00:41:33i really
00:41:35get it
00:41:35but
00:41:36you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:06um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask
00:42:08do you
00:42:08it's
00:42:09it's nasty out there
00:42:10heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:15yes
00:42:17and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me
00:42:28out through this dream
00:42:33and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:12yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus jojo
00:43:19this
00:43:19it
00:43:19it shouldn't be this difficult
00:43:21to get a hold of you
00:43:22i
00:43:22i lost
00:43:23um
00:43:24a friend
00:43:26kind of
00:43:27kind of
00:43:28well he
00:43:28he wasn't human
00:43:30but
00:43:30i'm still
00:43:31miserable
00:43:33okay
00:43:34you picked
00:43:35bard off
00:43:36right
00:43:36and it has been
00:43:37a disaster
00:43:38like
00:43:39he hates me
00:43:39i don't even know why
00:43:41because you
00:43:42are
00:43:43a
00:43:43bad
00:43:44man
00:43:44a
00:43:45bad
00:43:47bad
00:43:48bad
00:43:48man
00:43:51is this orwell
00:43:53no one likes you
00:43:57not
00:43:58even
00:43:59you
00:44:01i like me
00:44:02i
00:44:02did your mom
00:44:03say she didn't like me
00:44:05did she tell you that
00:44:07get her
00:44:09arrivederci
00:44:10do she
00:44:11do she
00:44:12do she
00:44:22how the hell with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:24shit
00:44:30you would not believe
00:44:33what i have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:36oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:45oh my god
00:44:46so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mm-hmm
00:44:56oh i love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:03dad never gets it for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:13oh yeah
00:45:15that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only
00:45:22tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:25oh
00:45:31shit
00:45:32shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:36i
00:45:37i um
00:45:38i
00:45:38i
00:45:39completely forgot
00:45:40a
00:45:40an appointment
00:45:41with a client
00:45:42today
00:45:42goddammit
00:45:43oh
00:45:45it's okay
00:45:45no regrets
00:45:47i was
00:45:49right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:53yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:57so fast
00:46:04well
00:46:05that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah
00:46:23i
00:46:24yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the
00:46:34lab
00:46:39say it
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave me dog shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01why
00:47:05i
00:47:15i
00:47:17i
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44I... his name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I... I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is
00:48:08not tenable. You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me? You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No! No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself? You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family. I am only human, Duncan. And I was right. I knew Carl wouldn't suffer
00:48:49a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool? A fool?
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery. That's how you got a college roommate. That's how you got Hamish. The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay. Fine. You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in. I will lose my license, yes. But then, you know what goes right out the window? Doctor
00:49:32-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation? I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry, and I will gladly go
00:49:43down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What? Why? Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan. The world doesn't revolve around you. It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine. I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am...
00:50:03Always was. Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great. You know what, Joanne? I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep. Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured, at least, you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee getters about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God. He's kidding. He's kidding. We're old friends.
00:51:14I crawled out.
00:51:19You...
00:51:20I... Is that...
00:51:23It's a Linus phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hun, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:31No one sees me, but they gave me a moment.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out, blow-off party,
00:51:45and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million,
00:51:57and I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard,
00:52:11played three songs, and walked off stage,
00:52:14flashed me the bird, double-barreled in front of my employees,
00:52:19my co-founder, my wife, my dad, and he screamed,
00:52:23you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:28Heh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him,
00:52:54because he never, he never made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine.
00:53:11And I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose,
00:53:21a loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:27Can you...
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Yes!
00:54:36Oh my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph
00:54:59in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:15The earth swung low, the sky split in two
00:55:18but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win and he whispered we'll see
00:55:27and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed
00:55:36just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need
00:55:40and Duncan walks forward the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What? You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:16What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be
00:56:45a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him
00:56:49and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:51So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back
00:56:59and she shows that by sort of corralling him
00:57:03to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom
00:57:07isn't there for him and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems
00:57:11and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response
00:57:16to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time
00:57:41no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage
00:57:44of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel
00:57:49for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance
00:57:52after she convinces the lab guy
00:57:54to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing
00:58:16Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider
00:58:38that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me
00:59:06and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there
00:59:26is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:38You!
00:59:50You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:58You!
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