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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:08God damn it.
00:01:38Audio message to Jojo Therapy.
00:01:43Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
00:01:50I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:25How are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell? Where is my one by?
00:02:35Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08Don't cry.
00:03:08Don't do that.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay.
00:03:10She's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:20Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:37Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:50Hey, Duncan.
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, you paparazzi, you know?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me who leaked
00:04:22the rumor.
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running?
00:04:28Please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:37Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're going to need to stay in my deep
00:04:47throat, okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're in my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:52Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to Jojo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey.
00:05:02Um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:08Manxious.
00:05:09Manxious.
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:22You caught a guy, not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:28I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry.
00:05:48That's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord, we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're
00:06:02gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational, to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients, I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels
00:06:30and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their
00:06:36therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't...
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture.
00:06:54from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Winningidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:24Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:37But what halfway decent CEO has 50 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:51That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again.
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08And sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:13Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15But what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah, can I?
00:08:30Forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just?
00:08:33The S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop.
00:08:38But the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um.
00:08:43Oh, that's.
00:08:43No, that's right.
00:08:44S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:48Proceed mindfully.
00:08:51It's just a little thing to remember for when that and.
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:01I mean, slow down, suspend something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Of stop!
00:09:24Of stop!
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T, take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:34Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm going to say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm going to say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapists.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it!
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen SAT scores go up.
00:10:0515, 20% with the right fungal regime.
00:10:07But there's always side effects with fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
00:10:20Jamie, you're going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow!
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth 100 IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe both of them.
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifests.
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44Individuality.
00:10:45Mm-hmm.
00:10:46No.
00:10:47I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm-hmm.
00:11:01Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, sorry.
00:11:05So, uh, as I said, the full report promised,
00:11:08but...
00:11:09Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:14Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average.
00:11:17Um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for ADHD,
00:11:23but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Hey, Duncan.
00:11:36Remy, you remember Remy, our admissions consultant.
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:40Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54No.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57Well...
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:58I mean, you really just done the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Jim, Jim.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And I was talking to you, and I just, oh, and...
00:12:52Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You should not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:23Duncan, hey.
00:13:25Can I?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining me.
00:13:51Actually, uh, I keep meaning to get tested, but, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:14Great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:16Yeah.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah?
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as Ed Ducks.
00:14:34You've been around here to where it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look, don't say, what's all that?
00:14:43Even your closet can be seen in hiding places.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:50And people, your art, those paintings, and that pattern hiding is really wicked, right?
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys.
00:15:03Just look at the camera.
00:15:08I'll see you next time.
00:15:15You're out.
00:15:24Maybe you're just gonna wind up.
00:15:26Maybe you're way to go.
00:15:27I know a little.
00:15:29But let's go.
00:15:32It's in this.
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:54right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you with
00:16:00your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the dow oh you know investing is like joanne's
00:16:07department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep you abreast
00:16:13right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that structure you want
00:16:20to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how
00:17:02weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:17:47rarely rarely rarely you rarely i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of
00:18:52them okay um uh hey what about what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:58change them
00:18:59i can change them all aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:51it's halumi
00:19:52it's halumi's birthday
00:19:55halumi yeah our she was your dad's actually um uh halumi uh wiener dog uh we scattered our ashes at
00:20:03the beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to knott's berry farm you remember yes you do you loved it that
00:20:13there was that um that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you well i didn't go there for me orson jesus you think i had a good
00:20:24time at knott's
00:20:24berry farm um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:57can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's my business partner college roommate
00:21:16great yeah he loved it here we co-founded fafa you remember fafa yeah uh yeah a buddy of mine
00:21:25met his
00:21:25first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru on fafa it was actually my second subaru got that on
00:21:32fafa
00:21:32nice nice okay so i really gotta get back so can you run me yes yes you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius amish was a genius inept but you know he couldn't he couldn't look people in the
00:21:47eye he couldn't couldn't talk to people i talked for him dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal
00:22:02his uh
00:22:04his shoes his medication you know that kind of thing and uh he'd go full full fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up with the name fafa how he hanged himself
00:22:19oh right above where you're standing actually oh you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been you're welcome right you're welcome he gave he gave me this house gave me
00:22:36everything and a chance to do it on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm i'm sure you keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm i'm i'm being financially we're doing all right duncan i appreciate your concern you can call
00:23:17yourself a car right i'm gonna hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll eventually get
00:23:24service okay wait up up the this
00:23:39okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me it was wasn't it it was about
00:23:46me
00:23:46no uh no it's not it's um okay what she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:57a gun yes
00:24:11good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:26hi good morning girl good morning dr webb uh wondering what's that that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal train's path take it down bell
00:24:41or else
00:24:48you know what they're gonna say
00:24:52you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54clepto pyro psycho
00:24:57uh probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself i'm just having too much fun you
00:25:06know
00:25:13what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:20that's embarrassing
00:25:50Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying.
00:26:22That's cool.
00:26:23Okay. Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:41Hey.
00:26:45Hey, how's it going?
00:26:49Hi, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:06This young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:48Um...
00:27:48He didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:55Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:27:59I'm all right.
00:28:06He didn't answer.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:07Oh, my God.
00:28:09Oh, my God.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:23Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:24oh
00:29:25oh
00:29:25oh
00:29:25oh
00:29:26oh
00:29:28oh
00:29:29I'll do it!
00:29:32I'll do it!
00:30:08I'll do it!
00:30:55I'll do it!
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi.
00:30:59I've been hacked, I think.
00:31:01Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is...
00:31:10I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients, clients, come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home.
00:31:18The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone
00:31:22and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay, let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay, thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So...
00:31:59And five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:08They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses.
00:32:35Only profits.
00:32:36It's...
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39Uh, I can't be making money off my...
00:32:43My patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um...
00:32:47You could give the money to charity.
00:32:49Like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet?
00:33:06Maybe two?
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This...
00:33:28It looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31The phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:33So...
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40It's...
00:33:41Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What have we got to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No...
00:34:08No...
00:34:08No-did.
00:34:09No-did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like...
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:14Oh, she's on the 280 and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting
00:34:28and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Node.
00:35:09The Eye of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:19But, I'll tell you.
00:35:20This is not what I'm doing.
00:35:22We'll see you next time.
00:35:23Oh, I have to get ready.
00:35:23Oh, no, no.
00:35:41I have to get ready.
00:35:42A secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free.
00:35:46Yeah, seriously, I have to do a sec.
00:35:47for it. Now, you've got a business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ. Come on, come on. Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined
00:36:03work week for your business where days are numbers, not names. No more Mondays, no more
00:36:08Sundays, just pure flow. What's your winning idea? Morons.
00:36:28What's your winning idea? Morons.
00:37:14What's your winning idea?
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation. So it is with young
00:37:25men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50k on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:16The gentlemen from the VA are here? No, they're not. They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man. What the hell? Oh, I studied English. It's called backspin. Backspin. What? Suck
00:38:34it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong in the office. I thought I told you to call off the deal with these
00:38:41bozos.
00:38:41I made an executive decision to plug my ears. You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:01No, Prince Michigan. Data. The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files. You don't think Big Pharma would
00:39:11want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it, maybe we
00:39:26can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes. I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruff-ree!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great. Yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper. Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard a lot.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:57Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:23You're in a bubble.
00:44:27Take care.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:02Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:29It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
00:47:12him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:41Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:49Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you at the turtle-back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:12How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:47Five.
00:48:48One.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's Law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl...
00:49:04Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:47Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on again.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:06Uh...
00:50:08Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I...
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologize.
00:50:42Right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:05No!
00:51:06No!
00:51:07Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:51I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No.
00:52:00He was...
00:52:01No.
00:52:01You're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No.
00:52:04You're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had...
00:53:47so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Delma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:40I can't do that.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:54:59Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Look at him.
00:55:04Yeah, he'll see you.
00:55:05Think about her golden glass.
00:55:09Yeah, he'll see you.
00:55:10I can't do that.
00:55:10How she lights the world up, well, now it's your chance
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor inviting you to dance
00:55:25Pippin, think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life, Pippin
00:55:37Days are tame and nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of a morning are falling out to me
00:55:57Pippin, think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park, hipernosis
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:28What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start S is for start
00:57:29T, throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start doing things
00:57:53And retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14They were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't wanna sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work and be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42And you know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just on the little insider trading
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment when their characters' wants and needs come to a collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:10Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity
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