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مسلسل Tires مترجم - Episode 1
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01:00which the guys here love them
01:02it's not awful
01:03it's not awful
01:03it's awful
01:04it's not awful
01:05and we might not need to return these tires
01:09because of the marketing ideas
01:11we might just be able to sell them
01:12you can't tell me all the time
01:15so call me back when you get a chance
01:17and I'll talk to you soon
01:18alright dad
01:19love you
01:20bye
01:22to send your message
01:23press 1
01:24to erase and re-record your message
01:27press 2
01:29message erased
01:30hi dad it's will
01:31I'm good
01:32how are you
01:33fuck my stupid cunt
01:37to send your message
01:38press 1
01:39to erase
01:40message sent
01:41no
01:42fuck
01:44goodbye
01:46baby you don't see
01:48just watch it under me
01:51keep a mental love
01:52but don't want to see
01:53look with you
01:55hold on you got a reporter
01:57the reporter is coming
01:58to write a puff piece
02:00about our new women's initiative
02:02which is
02:03we're bringing women here
02:05to make them feel comfortable
02:08women are a totally untapped market
02:10for now dude
02:11we're about to tap them
02:13okay none of that
02:15no
02:15we're going to corner
02:16the market for women
02:18we gotta corner
02:19no no no no no
02:20we need to be better at talking to women
02:22when they come in here
02:23I can make women comfortable
02:24okay
02:25easily
02:25okay
02:26you do it
02:26watch
02:27so hi sir
02:28what's up
02:30I'd like to get in a wheel change
02:32let's get you some lobsters and shrimp
02:34why are you talking to me like that
02:36I have a boyfriend
02:36you got a boyfriend
02:37he's making you bring your car in here
02:39sounds like it's a little uh
02:40a little shaky
02:42it's not shaky
02:42are you sure
02:45you look good
02:47I would treat you right
02:49man like me
02:51fine piece of ass like you
02:52okay guys
02:53uh Cal
02:53I need you to take some
02:54tires into the shop
02:56and Kyla
02:58Kyla
02:58I need you to come out here
02:59and help move the tires into the back
03:02you ever gonna make a woman lug tires into the back
03:05women aren't mules dude
03:06they're not donkeys
03:07I said no such thing as mules donkeys or women
03:09it's just Kyla
03:10she works here
03:10she's paid
03:11and what I'd really like for you to do is respect the initiative
03:13yeah I still don't know how we're supposed to respect the initiative
03:16it means that women feel comfortable coming here
03:20and then the idea is that
03:21I'm gonna make them comfortable coming
03:23don't
03:24do not talk to the reporter
03:26it's gonna be a good day
03:27I hope so
03:29I hope it's not a bad day
03:30what do you think the worst day is
03:32the worst day
03:33yeah
03:35I don't know
03:35probably
03:36the day the Jews were
03:38whoa
03:39what the fuck man
03:41what the fuck are you talking
03:41I was talking about
03:42Mondays
03:43I was at Garfield
03:44oh
03:52you're all set
03:54thank you for shopping at Valley Forge Automotive
03:56we hope you felt comfortable the entire time
03:59and we love you
04:01Shane
04:03how was that?
04:04it was bad
04:05you cannot be out here today when the reporter shows up
04:08that wasn't good?
04:09no it wasn't good
04:09what about this next time?
04:12welcome to Valley Forge
04:13we want women to feel really comfortable and good
04:15and safe with us
04:18huh?
04:20okay
04:20that's kind of a good serial killer thing
04:22but
04:22those are the types of jokes
04:24I don't know if the reporter's gonna get those jokes
04:26alright
04:27I won't go in there
04:28good
04:29I might go in there
04:30don't
04:31but what if I go in there with you?
04:32don't just fucking get it
04:35oh no
04:36the wops
04:38the job is lesbianic
04:40but I'm saying that her behavior towards me was not of a lesbian
04:42that's a girl here
04:43go around back
04:44hey
04:44speaking of lesbos
04:46go around back
04:47go around?
04:48yes
04:49alright
04:49yes thank you
04:52oh here he is
04:53hey
04:54what the fuck was that all about?
04:56I'm sorry
04:56I'm just trying to keep the customer area clear today
04:59Will's got a reporter coming today
05:01nice dude
05:02she hot?
05:03it's actually a guy
05:05oh shit
05:06so it's serious
05:08congratulations man
05:09this is incredible
05:10thank you
05:11it's big for the shop
05:12yeah
05:13no wops out front
05:14it's a no go zone for you guys
05:15I want you guys to treat it like a bath
05:18oh
05:19you guys hear a new commercial?
05:21yep
05:22come down to Indiana auto sale
05:24the prices are low
05:25oh
05:25oh
05:26oh
05:27oh
05:27you name it
05:28we got it
05:29the best
05:29the best
05:30it's the best one to see
05:33what the fuck was that?
05:34really obnoxious
05:36loud right?
05:37yeah
05:38people fucking hate it
05:39yeah
05:40we hated it
05:41I hated it
05:41did you really?
05:42yep
05:42but was it memorable?
05:44it's all I've been thinking about
05:45let's go
05:45let's go
05:47we did it
05:47mission of bingo
05:48genius marketing
05:49thank you
05:50speaking of chips
05:51where do you see this fucking smoke?
05:53guys
05:54we just hired a
05:54look at those balbutas
05:56damn
05:56working the front desk
05:57natural
05:59yeah
06:00no
06:00Will's actually more of an ass man
06:03really?
06:04ass man Willy
06:05my boy
06:07hold on
06:07I got
06:08I got
06:08let me show you
06:10the greatest ass
06:13you've ever seen
06:14in your life
06:15oh wow
06:16that is
06:16that's
06:17I mean
06:17that's a perfect
06:19that's a perfect ass
06:20yeah
06:20have you had sex with her?
06:22no
06:22it's my cousin Claire
06:24yeah
06:27don't follow her
06:27like a pig
06:28okay?
06:29I'm not gonna follow her
06:30oh
06:31he's gonna follow her
06:31would you have sex
06:32with that woman?
06:33careful
06:35would I have sex with her?
06:36don't be rude
06:38would you have sex
06:39with our cousin
06:40yes or no?
06:41you know
06:41if it's not your cousin
06:43I'd
06:44you know
06:44knock the bottom out of it
06:45whoa
06:46dude
06:46that's a cousin
06:47you can't be doing that
06:48I don't think
06:49you're getting the gist of this
06:50which is
06:50so you would or you wouldn't?
06:51show some
06:52they respectfully showed you
06:53their cousin's ass
06:54would you have sex
06:55with my cousin
06:55or no?
06:56oh my god
06:57what the fuck?
06:59what did you do?
07:00answer the question Will
07:02yes
07:02I would have sex
07:03with your cousin
07:03was that that hard?
07:05it was impossible
07:06thank you
07:06can you get do this?
07:08now we'll move on
07:09oh
07:12oh my god
07:13well
07:14I mean
07:15it doesn't look that bad
07:16are you joking?
07:17it's
07:1820 different colors
07:19dude that's fucking bad
07:20they might remove that foot
07:21dude
07:22don't say that
07:23we can go to the hospital
07:24but here's the thing
07:25you do do this all the time
07:26you've used up all your sick days
07:28you've used up all your vacation days
07:30and I did look the other way
07:31the day after that
07:32insane clown posse concert
07:33I couldn't get the fucking makeup off
07:35okay
07:36Kyla
07:36I just need you to sit at the counter
07:38until the reporter's gone
07:39and then I'll take you to the fucking hospital myself
07:41but I want him to see that we make women feel comfortable here
07:54hey
07:55hey
07:56got your oil change in there
07:57awesome
07:58guys are working on it
07:59great
07:59and uh
08:00again
08:01you know
08:01no charge on that
08:02wow okay
08:03yeah
08:03well thank you
08:04that's very nice
08:05you're not trying to bribe me or anything
08:06are you?
08:10no
08:11obviously not
08:12that's just
08:16don't
08:17what?
08:18don't go in there
08:19just leave it alone
08:20no
08:21just leave it alone
08:21is the smell of tires usually this strong?
08:24is it
08:25is it
08:25well
08:26it's very
08:26yeah
08:27I mean
08:27it's very common to have
08:28all right
08:29the um
08:30am I going to sit out here and work like a fucking asshole?
08:32no you can sweep
08:33you can sweep up
08:33I can sweep?
08:34what am I a fucking poor asshole?
08:36the smell can be a little overwhelming
08:37but if you go home
08:38yeah
08:39a little shampoo in the hair
08:40it'll come right out
08:41okay
08:41I'm not going to let the lamestream media try to fuck this shop up
08:44this is not the lamestream media
08:45this is a guy who's probably an intern
08:48fucking journos in here
08:49he's not a journo
08:51pissing me off
08:52well
08:52let's get started
08:53you know
08:54do you mind if I just grab one of the mechanics
08:55bring them in?
08:58why?
08:59I think it would just
09:00you know
09:01bring a better shape to the article
09:02ah
09:03they're pretty busy out there
09:04I mean
09:05I mean it's five minutes
09:06you know
09:06I don't think it should be a problem
09:07no
09:08I think it'd be nice
09:12okay
09:15it's a thing
09:16I was telling you
09:17what?
09:20what?
09:21shh
09:22are you guys ready to start?
09:23yes
09:24yeah
09:24yeah
09:24not interrupting
09:25no
09:26alright
09:27well
09:27why don't you start by telling me about the new initiative
09:30absolutely
09:30so
09:31the initiative here
09:33is that we are going to attract more women
09:35to the shop
09:36need more shouties
09:37excuse me?
09:39shouties
09:39shorties
09:40it just means women
09:41so
09:42you know
09:43shop parlance
09:43stop
09:44one of the things that we're going to do
09:46is make women feel more comfortable
09:48in
09:49an industry
09:50this is pretty interesting
09:51that typically doesn't make women feel comfortable
09:57and how do you plan on making them feel more comfortable?
10:00um
10:01well
10:02there's uh
10:03massage
10:03what?
10:05this is your idea
10:05new room massages
10:06i'm sorry
10:07is that supposed to be funny?
10:08what do you mean?
10:09yes
10:09me giving customers new room massages
10:12is definitely funny
10:15damn
10:16alright
10:17my bad dude
10:18his bad
10:19okay
10:19whoops
10:20but anyway
10:21listen
10:21let's just focus
10:22because you were asking me
10:23how do we make women feel comfortable here
10:26and
10:26one of the ways is
10:28the signs
10:29i don't know if you saw those when you came in
10:31yeah
10:31do you think just by putting up pink signs
10:34women will feel more comfortable?
10:35is that what you thought?
10:37is that what i thought?
10:37no no no no no
10:38it's way more complicated than that
10:39it just seems a little reductive
10:40it does seem reductive
10:42none of these saying it
10:42it's not reductive!
10:44okay so
10:45pink posters
10:45do you have anything else?
10:47like
10:47do you have a plan?
10:48or is this maybe
10:49of course there's a plan
10:51only a fucking idiot
10:52would set this meeting up
10:53and not have a plan
10:54Shane!
10:55i'm trying to explain the plan
10:56which is
10:57which is
10:57which is
10:59hiring more women
11:00like kyla
11:03so that woman
11:04you hired her?
11:10yeah
11:11and
11:11and
11:11and
11:11this is the new face
11:13of the auto repair
11:14industry
11:15new face
11:16and tits
11:17okay
11:17what's your name?
11:18Shane
11:1963
11:20240
11:21he's my cousin
11:22okay
11:22okay
11:23and
11:23and there's really no need to be writing any of that down
11:25no no no
11:26i've actually been in your paper before
11:28you might remember me
11:29is that right?
11:292006
11:30all catholic league football
11:31st mary's
11:32defensive end
11:33first team?
11:34no it was actually
11:35honorable mention
11:36see now that's funny
11:37okay
11:38wait wait wait wait
11:39what the fuck's funny about that?
11:39you know
11:39i came all the way out here from
11:41the paper
11:42you drove all the way down here
11:44from the big paper
11:45all the way down here
11:46from the big paper
11:47thank you
11:47yeah
11:47and you know what
11:48it seems like this is one big joke
11:50it's no joke
11:51it's no joke
11:52extra extra
11:53broads are getting hired down at the shop
11:55that's good
11:56that's a good headline for you
11:57you could use it
11:57okay i'm not gonna take headline advice
11:59from someone who changes tires for a living
12:01ooooh
12:02oklahoma drill right now
12:03you and me
12:04in the shop
12:05and fucking put you through a fucking wall
12:06okay that's enough
12:07sit down
12:08somebody get the phone
12:09how long have you worked here?
12:10how long have i worked here?
12:12yes
12:12well i mean you know
12:13there's a ton of different ways to
12:15Kyla can you please get the phone?
12:18Kyla
12:18by the way
12:19have you seen the flowers that i put out?
12:21yes
12:22and also i got a question for you
12:23how long have you been a reporter?
12:25nine years
12:26i have a question
12:27how long have you known Ligma?
12:29what's the Ligma?
12:30Ligma balls dumbass
12:32i can't believe you didn't get that
12:33Kyla get the phone!
12:35what are you writing?
12:36i yell at her all the time
12:38Jolly Forgiato
12:39this is Will
12:40how can i help you?
12:41zip it dickwad
12:42you are in deep shit
12:44your dad is pissed off
12:46hello Dave
12:47can i actually call you back
12:48in two minutes?
12:49no
12:49talk to me now
12:51okay great
12:52yeah i'll talk to you
12:53in a second
12:54do not hang up on me
12:55all right
12:56let's just
12:57take five
12:58okay
12:58shane you go back out of the shop
13:00and uh
13:01i will
13:02go call that gentleman back
13:03and then
13:04i'll come back in here
13:05and you and i will start the interview
13:06on the record
13:08this was on the record
13:10hey
13:10is my car almost ready?
13:20why the fuck did you order 500 tires from truth red?
13:25well
13:26just admit you fucked up
13:27is that why you called me?
13:29to hear me say i fucked up?
13:30because i did get a huge discount
13:32buying in bulk
13:33you didn't even fucking know
13:34there was a discount
13:35until after you bought them dickhead
13:36yeah
13:37well
13:37they didn't know that
13:38mold on bread
13:39uh
13:40would be
13:41an antibiotic
13:42uh
13:43you know
13:43is my dad there?
13:45well he's not here
13:46so i'm in charge
13:47if my dad's not there
13:48he's still in charge
13:49no no
13:50there's a chain of command
13:51what if something were to happen to your father?
13:52if something were to happen to him
13:54my mother and i
13:54would still have to settle his affairs
13:56god forbid
13:58is that what you're trying to do will?
13:59you're trying to kill your father?
14:01take over this business in a palace coup situation?
14:03who the fuck do you think you are?
14:04Uday Hussein?
14:05my bad
14:05i wanted to kill that fucking guy
14:07it's okay
14:08don't worry about it
14:09i'll fix it
14:10i'm sorry
14:10i'm really sorry
14:11okay
14:11you forgive me
14:13yes
14:13i want to fix it with us
14:14okay
14:15shut up
14:16i know what you like
14:17you
14:21just return the tires will
14:23dave i can't just return them
14:25because there's a massive restocking fee
14:27so what i'm thinking
14:29we come up with a marketing initiative
14:31will come on
14:32you've been working here for two months
14:33all of a sudden you think you're Don Draper?
14:35that's what you love
14:36come on
14:36you need to focus on your leadership
14:38not spending thousands of dollars you don't fucking have
14:40i love your cousin talking to your neck
14:43i'm sorry is something funny will?
14:45yes
14:46kinda
14:47ah fuck
14:48i'll open the door
14:51i'm hanging up now
14:52don't spend another fucking dime
14:54unless you clear it by me and your dad first
14:57okay?
14:57i want you to finish for me
15:00i'm a fucking idiot
15:02that's where i'm going
15:04good morning
15:06do you mind if i ask you a few questions about the shop?
15:10sure
15:11when will hired you
15:13did he mention his initiative
15:15or explain anything about it?
15:17what? no
15:18will didn't hire me
15:19his dad did
15:20oh
15:21i got transferred from the main store
15:23because i called a customer a fag
15:26okay
15:27so
15:29you got a wife?
15:31no
15:31i have a girlfriend
15:32that's not what i asked you
15:34fuck kyla
15:34jesus christ
15:35don't you take notes for life?
15:36okay okay
15:37sorry we got off on the wrong one
15:38did you not hire this woman?
15:40well
15:41technically
15:43no
15:44but my dad did
15:45and i am my father's son
15:46but you said you did
15:47okay
15:48you're mixing up my words
15:49also
15:50she said you wouldn't let her leave after being injured
15:52well
15:53she's an alcoholic
15:54so
15:55look
15:55why don't we go back to my office
15:57and we can sort this out
15:58let's just
15:58let's go back to my office
16:00and re-talk
16:00i have my story
16:01okay
16:03i mean
16:04it's still a light-hearted puff piece
16:06right?
16:08right?
16:09no
16:12when my car's ready
16:13let me know
16:22i totally fucked up
16:23it'll be alright
16:25or it won't
16:26i don't know what you were thinking
16:32uh-oh
16:33what a mistake
16:35i know
16:36everyone knew what you were doing dude
16:37you're trying to get some pussy in here
16:39which is actually pretty chill
16:42you shouldn't have gone in there
16:44you want me to fix it?
16:47yes
16:48admit you're a dirty little pervert
16:54okay i'm a dirty little pervert
16:55ew dude
16:56shane
16:57you know
16:59i can help you
17:00how?
17:02i'm not gonna teach you my ways
17:03you just have to trust me
17:05well that feels like a trap
17:07it's not a trap dude
17:08i promise
17:09also
17:11can't get any worse
17:15it could
17:16i bet it could
17:17i'm certain it could
17:19it's not gonna get worse
17:20dude
17:20i'm gonna have to take care of this
17:22why'd you just do that with your eyebrows?
17:24do what?
17:28hey
17:28mind if we chat?
17:30one minute
17:31i promise
17:36i know it's been a weird day
17:38i want to say i'm sorry
17:39i'm sorry about that
17:41it's been
17:42it's been wild
17:44and i
17:44i want you to know that i
17:45i do think will
17:46has the best intentions
17:50and the truth is
17:50we do want women here
17:52we want women to feel comfortable here
17:53you know
17:54there's not a garage
17:55for miles
17:56that women feel comfortable at
17:57it's gotta suck
17:59you know
17:59you come in here
18:00you need help
18:01you gotta talk to the dumbest fucking guys on earth
18:05and we want them to feel comfortable
18:06we do
18:07we want to be that change
18:11well
18:12i appreciate your apology
18:16i think that is
18:19noble
18:21yeah
18:22and i want to say i'm sorry
18:24i was acting
18:24i was kind of being a dick
18:26truth is i was just
18:28i was upset
18:29because
18:31originally this was all
18:32this was my idea
18:34right
18:38yes
18:40it was my idea
18:40it was a bad idea
18:42well
18:42and i gotta
18:44come to terms with that
18:45that most of the ideas i have
18:46are
18:47very fucking dumb
18:48i think you're being a little hard on yourself here
18:50these ideas
18:51are really
18:52tough to come up with
18:53these are
18:54and i mean this
18:55and i'm
18:56i hate to beat myself up like this
18:57in front of you guys
18:58some of the dumbest fucking ideas
19:00consistently
19:01look at that sign i came up with that
19:02you'll go girl
19:04i think you did a great job with it
19:05i think i think that's
19:08insane behavior
19:09the fuck was i thinking
19:10i'm a fucking idiot
19:11honestly one of my problems is
19:12i haven't
19:14i haven't had sex in like a decade
19:17no
19:19yeah
19:19i think you had sex recently
19:22remember you told everybody
19:23no i told everyone but i was lying
19:26and
19:27everyone i told that to
19:29knew i was lying
19:30i can hear them they talk
19:32i hear them
19:33they make fun of me
19:34because of how blatant the lie was
19:37they knew
19:39oh yeah
19:41they know
19:44anyway
19:45what i'm trying to say
19:47oh no the wops
19:48the wops
19:49what
19:50ass man willie
19:51let me tell you something
19:52we have so fantastic
19:55you're never gonna believe this
19:57that woman we hired with the perfect tits
19:58she also has an only fans
20:00and
20:01a perfect ass
20:02look at that right there
20:05who
20:06what do you mean who
20:07what
20:08what are you doing
20:08the girl with the tits that we hired
20:10also happens to have a fantastic ass
20:13you love perfect asses
20:14all right
20:15i'm out of here
20:15okay
20:16take my fucking car down
20:17sir if you could just give me a few more minutes
20:19you almost had me
20:19i had you pussy
20:21i was gonna let all this shit go
20:22but not now
20:23come on man it's just a puff piece
20:25oh is this the reporter
20:26yes it's the reporter
20:27just write a nice piece please
20:29no
20:30i don't have to do that
20:31i don't
20:32you guys don't even advertise with us
20:34so it's not like i have to kiss your ass
20:37wait
20:37what would make you have to kiss our ass
20:40what
20:41well i had to buy four months of ad space
20:45and the price of the ad is dependent on the size of it
20:48and these are going to be enormous
20:52sometimes you gotta spend money to make money
20:53and in this case i was sort of forced to spend money
20:57but
20:58woman
21:02and i don't want to make money to make money to make money
21:03fuck
21:06oh i was walking on
21:08walking by myself
21:11the lord don't came to me
21:13and asked me for my help
21:15or maybe it was a call
21:18i was blinded by the light
21:20and asked me for a ride
21:22cause there's a track to show tonight
21:24to speak me at the bar
21:27cause i'll be there at noon
21:29and periods like my life
21:32i'll see you empty soon
21:34driving's just too hard
21:36forget about all that
21:38it's time for me to go
21:41you know i'm walking back
21:43so i won't
21:46catch hell
21:55oh that's sick
22:06you know i'm Ubisoft
22:11back
22:11so i'll see you next week
22:12you
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