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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 09: Close Calls, Magic Trick Fails, and Virtual Insanity
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00:01It's AFB time, so here's a sneak peek if it's funny videos you seek.
00:17You've got to take that off.
00:19That's mommy's underwear.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:38Let's do it.
00:42Come on.
00:43Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:48Hello and welcome to America's Funniest Videos.
00:51If you're tired of Hollywood churning out nothing but sequels and prequels, you're in luck.
00:56Because here at AFB, we don't play that.
00:58Mainly because our show doesn't have characters or any sort of plot, but that's beside the point.
01:03So, forget about sequels and never mind prequels.
01:06It's all about laughs and all things being equal.
01:09The Sly thinks that this is such a bad idea that it tries to leave.
01:19She did that intentionally.
01:22We love you.
01:25I see how it is.
01:27Holy crap.
01:29That's clean.
01:42Maybe you should try breathing when you color.
01:44You might find it more enjoyable.
01:47He seems a bit young to be suffering for his art.
01:55Goats can climb mountains, and yet tiny wooden steps give them trouble.
02:07Oops.
02:09Carrying the bride across the threshold is adorable.
02:12It's even more adorable if you keep the room key in your pocket.
02:25I'm about to do a headstand.
02:27What are you going to watch?
02:30It's good to stay hydrated when working out, but not this hydrated.
02:54Imagine a place where the greatest snacks are found on the kitchen floor and scooting your butt across the carpet
03:01is socially acceptable way of getting around.
03:03That's right.
03:04I'm talking about the dog park.
03:07Release the hounds.
03:10It's time to go to the dog park.
03:13Hounds, a moment with a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog.
03:22This dog is the ultimate copycat.
03:30This has been a moment with a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog, jumping at a dog.
03:38Training the best dog ever.
03:40I think she should return that book.
03:42You know, if they didn't eat the receipt.
03:51The new glass door is taking some getting used to.
04:08While you might just see two dogs squabbling over a bone, their sibling sees a fun new addition to the
04:13living room obstacle course.
04:14Falling down, falling down, falling down, the bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
04:26I love it.
04:28She's combined her love of the car with her love of fetching sticks.
04:34She got it!
04:50You know you're tired when you can't even slurp milk properly.
04:57What a mess.
05:04Now that the new baby has arrived, a certain someone has to pull out all the stops to try and
05:09get attention.
05:15It's a standoff, or more accurately, a snout off.
05:24She's got a good solid post right next to her, yet she ties the leash to a flimsy plastic chair.
05:31Let's see how this unfolds.
05:32Stay right there.
05:38Ruby!
05:40Ruby!
05:41Ruby!
05:43Ruby!
05:45Why won't Ruby listen to her?
05:47Come here!
05:48Stop!
05:49Oh, that's better.
05:55It's time for a montage, and this one's set to a song called You Are No Good For Me.
06:00It features couples where one partner heard, for better or for worse, and thought,
06:04worse please!
06:06One, two, buckle my shoe.
06:09Should've known better, but what's the gotta do?
06:12You are no good for me.
06:17Three, four, darling on the floor.
06:20What you doing's killing me, so why do I want more?
06:23You are no good for me.
06:27Ah, you are no good for me.
06:38Woo!
06:39Ah, you are no good for me.
06:51Ah, you are no good for me.
06:56You are no good for me.
07:01You are no good for me.
07:13You are no good for me.
07:24I'm tired, it's late, I'm drunk, this ain't a date.
07:31I'm tired, it's late, I'm tired, it's late, I'm tired, it's late, I'm tired, I'm tired.
07:40Got a funny video?
07:41Upload it to AFV.com.
07:53Overthinking is a real problem.
07:55Don't overthink unless you're a bonehead,
07:58in which case you tend to underthink,
08:01then you should overthink because it will bring your thinking
08:04up to a normal level of thinking.
08:06I mean, you don't have to, but think about it.
08:10Careful, those front steps might be icy.
08:14Oh, Kyra, come on.
08:20Sure, Devin will be a bit more careful
08:22after seeing what happened to Kyra.
08:24Devin, I'm not stepping to it.
08:27Baby!
08:28You wonder how many people need to slip
08:30before the others at this house start getting the message.
08:33I slipped and I'm about to...
08:38Are you okay?
08:41This is a public service announcement
08:43for those who mow their own lawns
08:46and have wasp nests in their yard.
08:48So I wanted to let you see what I look like before.
08:51So here we go.
08:53Always remember to check your yard for wasp nests
08:56that build their wasps in the ground.
08:58They come out during the day.
09:00And when you're mowing the lawn, they don't like it.
09:05That two-legged person should be careful
09:07walking her four-legged animal near those two-by-fours.
09:12Ow!
09:14Oh!
09:15That one's on camera.
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Can I see my...
09:23Holding three chickens at one time?
09:25That girl must be pooped.
09:28I hope that big one doesn't poop on you.
09:30Oh, my...
09:36That lady not only made a delicious potato salad,
09:39she was functioning as a counterweight.
09:48He's got to take that glass door back to the store.
09:55Well, check that one off the to-do list.
10:02She's about to find out why hanging drywall
10:04is a two-person job.
10:23Someone really made a mess with the creamer.
10:26I hope she finds out who it was.
10:43Right now, we're going to show some videos
10:45of dads doing the Borrowed Hands Challenge.
10:48It's when one person does something
10:50using another person's hands.
10:52It's cute, and normally, I might say,
10:54give them a hand, but they already have
10:56two more than they can handle.
10:58Hi, guys!
11:00So, I'm here.
11:01I'm just going to show you
11:01how to put some jelly on toast.
11:03It's a great snack, you know, for the night.
11:04If you want to look healthy, yeah, hi.
11:06Hello.
11:06Thumbs up.
11:07Woo-hoo!
11:07Okay, now, pour some milk on my cereal.
11:10That's enough.
11:10That's enough milk.
11:14I'm going to go for some watermelon.
11:19Oh, okay.
11:23There we go.
11:24And I'm just going to put it on the bread.
11:26I like that.
11:27Perfect.
11:28Look at that.
11:29That's a passion for that, I guess.
11:37And we turn a little bit, and we...
11:39Mmm!
11:40Mmm!
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42So good.
11:45Mmm!
11:46I kind of need something to wash it down, though.
12:14that's good.
12:23It's time for some close calls, near misses, and tragedies narrowly averted.
12:28And don't be fooled.
12:29While disaster may have been avoided, the comedy hits a bullseye every time.
12:34You know how some people are scared of sharks?
12:37That's a good fear to have.
12:44When you turn 100, you can do whatever you want, which includes recklessly waving around
12:51that giant pastry knife.
13:00Good morning, everyone.
13:02Bill Houghton here with the Sonny Riffing.
13:04Today we are up north.
13:06We've got an Alaskan moose behind us.
13:09I'm not sure if they're friendly.
13:11So if you hear of an Indiana resident getting stomped by a moose, it could have...
13:16Uh-oh.
13:17She's curling her ears.
13:19Oh.
13:21No!
13:22Get back!
13:23Get back!
13:25Okay, that was stupid.
13:27I'm done.
13:29Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:41Some trees drop more than leaves.
13:48He doesn't want to make any sudden movements that could upset or irritate this tree any further.
13:58Neither rain, nor snow, nor forgetting to put it in park keeps a mail carrier from his appointed
14:03round.
14:09Give me new balls.
14:10Before his procedure, he wouldn't have made it all the way over.
14:23Rule number one in learning to fly a drone is never taking your eyes off the drone.
14:44The pizza place I order from now lets you order raw dough in case you want to make your own
14:50pizza.
14:50You can also buy their cheese and sauce and toppings, which makes me wonder, why not just
14:56buy one of their pizzas?
14:58Anyway, here are some videos that go great with pizza.
15:00Or just some raw dough, if that's your thing.
15:04I hope Bill's around in case she falls in.
15:33He's capturing his proposal on video.
15:41And that little girl's capturing his phone.
15:44Where's that phone?
15:46Where's that phone?
15:51For some drivers, putting their car in park and having it stay in park is no walking to park.
16:07Little pig, little pig.
16:09Little pig, little pig, let me in.
16:13I'm going to huff and I'm going to puff.
16:16This is a brick house.
16:21So this is what I pull in my driveway to.
16:25Look at him just munching away.
16:29He's both enjoying that snack and silently judging you for throwing away a perfectly good cookie.
16:36Goofy squirrel.
16:40Using a bulldozer as a ladder, bad idea.
16:44Letting a toddler near the control lever, really bad idea.
17:03This is a great dance number.
17:05I just hope they finish strong.
17:07You won't care to take my crown.
17:12I'll always be here stepping up the ground.
17:16My crown.
17:20I'll always be here stepping up the ground.
17:23Can't take my crown.
17:34Our show isn't usually described as thought-provoking, but this next segment will provoke the thought,
17:40what on earth were those people thinking?
17:45Time to drink in exactly what I'm thinking.
17:47It's here's a thought.
17:51Here's a thought.
17:52The nosier the neighbor, the more likely they are to stick that big nose where it doesn't belong.
18:06News slash, it's hard to make a rad skate park out of a rad two-car garage.
18:17A hotel tip.
18:19Sometimes spending the extra 30 bucks for the ocean view is worth it.
18:25This is a hotel room.
18:28We should just get creepy in the back.
18:37Word to the wise, it might be time to see the dentist if your breath is so bad that an
18:43animal known for stinking wants you to keep your mouth shut.
18:58Friendly reminder, if your three-year-old starts using the expression, meanwhile, back at the ranch, you should probably be
19:05suspicious.
19:08Do you have, ew, ranch dressing?
19:11Are you just drinking it?
19:13Ew!
19:15No.
19:16Baby!
19:19This has been, here's a thought.
19:27We're about to visit the Winner's Circle, the place where past AFV winners hang out.
19:32Now, while the Winner's Circle isn't a real place that you can find on a map, the money these videos
19:37won is real cash that you can find in a bank.
19:41It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.
19:46There go two more bricks right here.
19:48Come on.
19:48One on the floor.
19:49Shh.
19:51He's too short to reach.
19:52Wait, hold on.
19:52I want to get a good picture of an egg.
19:55Wait, move it in the table.
19:57Wow.
19:57Those bricks are balanced on eggs, which are on top of that table.
20:00Hold on.
20:00Hold on.
20:01That glass table.
20:03Hold on.
20:04This is going to make a mess.
20:06Go ahead, King.
20:07This is going to make a mess.
20:08Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:10Easy.
20:15Oh, no.
20:16There.
20:17Our table.
20:21Hey, what do you say?
20:22I noticed the radiator again.
20:25Now, turn around.
20:29Keep going.
20:31Keep turning.
20:33Turn all the way back around.
20:36Say, I'm sorry.
20:37I'm sorry.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:51Bye.
20:53Bye.
20:54Bye.
20:57Bye.
20:57Bye.
20:59Bye.
21:01Bye.
21:03Bye.
21:32Let's circle back next week
21:33for another Inner Circle.
21:45I recently bought one of those
21:48fancy Japanese toilets
21:50that cleans itself
21:51and, you know, does everything for you.
21:53It's amazing.
21:54But then I accidentally dropped
21:56my tax returns into it.
21:57And guess what?
21:58It found me thousands of dollars
22:00in deductions that my accountant missed.
22:02Great toilet.
22:04In fact, it also chose
22:05these next videos
22:06and wrote all the jokes.
22:09What's that say, Rennie?
22:11It says, Grandma's go that way.
22:12It says, Grandma's go that way.
22:15It says, so I can't go this way?
22:19Well, only grandmas who can walk
22:21can go this way.
22:23Okay.
22:24Grandma's go that way.
22:29Going to the airport is annoying enough
22:32without bumping into
22:33the moving walkway comedian.
22:35It's here!
22:36Seriously, it's here!
22:37It's here!
22:38Help me!
22:42This kitty can turn any door
22:44into a cat door.
22:46This will be the first time
22:47I get to see
22:48how she gets under that door.
22:52O-M-G!
22:54You little stinker.
22:56He put his ladder
22:57in the middle of a pool slide.
22:59Need I say more?
23:09What are you?
23:10A werewolf!
23:12You're a werewolf?
23:13But I can turn into a bat.
23:15You can turn into a bat?
23:17Can you turn around
23:18for a second?
23:20Wait, did he say werewolf
23:22or underwear wolf?
23:24He's a werewolf.
23:25Hi!
23:32Benny, you've got to take that off.
23:34That's mommy's underwear.
23:36Well, I just using it.
23:38You're just using it?
23:39Yeah.
23:40What are you using it for?
23:42I'm using it for a werewolf.
23:50I hereby christen thee
23:52the S.S. Bonehead.
24:02If they can't handle the driveway,
24:05they should probably
24:05stay off the lake.
24:14I'm thinking of a type of video.
24:18Videos of magic
24:20and presto, here they are.
24:23I bet you're wondering
24:24how I did that.
24:25Was it magic, you ask?
24:27No.
24:27I just read the script
24:29ahead of time.
24:30Hey, Grandpa,
24:31I'm going to show you some magic.
24:33Okay.
24:33What color is this?
24:35Black.
24:36No.
24:39It's red.
24:41No.
24:44That's pretty good.
24:48I think I read about this
24:50in How to Blow Your Kid's Mind magazine.
24:54No way.
25:02No to me.
25:03It's a card, any card.
25:07I've seen magicians
25:08wow their audience,
25:09but I didn't know
25:10they could wow themselves.
25:15Oh, your card rises from the deck.
25:19That's right.
25:20That's it.
25:22Are you serious?
25:23Yeah.
25:25Oh my God.
25:28You want anything else in there?
25:30No.
25:31There's nothing.
25:32Oh, I see some leaves.
25:34Again.
25:35I definitely see something.
25:36I see something.
25:37Oh, my God.
25:39What are you?
25:41I don't vitamin C
25:43how he did that.
25:45I love it.
25:56Either that dog
25:57got a lot bigger
25:58or that ball
25:59got a lot smaller.
26:02A good magician
26:03never reveals their secrets.
26:05A not-so-good magician
26:07doesn't have any secrets.
26:09I'm going to disappear
26:10just a cup.
26:13Okay.
26:14Let's see how you do it.
26:22This is Jada
26:24with her magic whistle.
26:25She can make it rain
26:27or make it rain harder.
26:33Most magicians
26:34have assistants.
26:36Her assistant
26:37is Mother Nature.
26:46She has her magic whistle
26:48so she's coming to rain.
26:50Do you hear the rain?
26:53Here's the trick.
26:55Touch it.
26:55Make sure it's still there.
26:56It's real?
26:57Yeah, that's real.
26:58Real donut.
26:58Okay, watch real close.
27:00Not to brag,
27:01but I've made a few donuts
27:02disappear in my day.
27:03Okay, one.
27:04Two.
27:05Two.
27:06Three.
27:08One.
27:11You got all started.
27:13Wow.
27:15Wow.
27:15Wow.
27:16Wow.
27:17Wow.
27:17Wow.
27:18Wow.
27:18Wow.
27:19Wow.
27:21Wow.
27:22This next montage
27:23is called Virtual Insanity
27:25because it's all about
27:26virtual reality gone wrong.
27:28And by the way,
27:29kudos to all the brainiacs
27:31who thought it was a good idea
27:32to create an entirely new world
27:34for people who are so klutzy
27:36they can't even handle this one.
27:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:56No.
28:01No.
28:06Oh.
28:07Oh.
28:08Oh.
28:11Ooh.
28:12Ooh.
28:13Ooh.
28:15Ooh.
28:16Whoa.
28:18Oh.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:51Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
29:05Hey, Alfonso.
29:09Hey, Alfonso.
29:11We want to see more snow videos.
29:14Oh, my God.
29:21OK, Jack, Eleanor, Kennedy, Wells, Taylor, and Madeline,
29:24you want more snow videos?
29:26Well, I'll provide the snow if you provide the hot cocoa.
29:34The gutters are not kidding him.
29:37Are you kidding me?
29:41There's got to be a better hill to go tubing on.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:46Oh, my God.
29:48Oh, my God.
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52All right.
29:53You got it now?
29:54Let's go.
29:54Making a snow angel in his underwear.
29:57What the devil was he thinking?
29:59Oh, my God.
30:00Yeah, the hurricane.
30:01I lost the jump.
30:03Oh.
30:05Oh, my God.
30:08Oh, my God.
30:10Oh, my God.
30:10Oh, my God.
30:11Oh, my God.
30:12Oh, my God.
30:13This goes from man versus nature to man versus man pretty quickly.
30:28I'll never complain
30:30about taking out the trash again
30:42Mom goes from doing play-by-play
30:44to being part of the action
31:01I doubt the neighbors would complain
31:03you left the cans out an extra day or two
31:12It's time for Versus
31:13Join us as dudes and dudettes
31:16getting spooked out of their minds
31:17take on unusual resting places
31:19for canine behinds
31:22Tonight on Versus
31:24Warehouse scares
31:25versus dogs sitting on heads
31:27The workers start off
31:29by making the warehouse a scare house
31:36The dogs strike back
31:38with a Great Dane on the brain
31:39Insane
31:42And nothing ruins your shift
31:44like a guy in a box on a forklift
31:49A dog on a dog's head
31:51sitting on a chair
31:51Not so much sitting
31:53it's almost unfair
31:57Don't get sleepy
31:58or you'll see something creepy
32:02What's this?
32:04We expected a dog on a head
32:05but got a squirrel on a dog's head instead
32:07What will the judges think?
32:10Hey, you in aisle four
32:12careful you don't drop that stuff on the floor
32:16The dogs on heads
32:18have one last chance
32:19to sit the record straight
32:20Is it enough?
32:23And the winner is
32:27Warehouse scares
32:30Join us next time
32:31when the working stiffs
32:32getting scared stiff
32:33take on
32:35Kids who think parenting
32:37is bananas
32:38On Versus
32:44We've reached a point
32:45where there's not much show left
32:47It's like
32:48when you're eating potato chips
32:49and there's only a few chips left
32:51even though you can still eat
32:53two more entire bags
32:54So savor these last few videos
32:57like they're your last few chips
32:58alright
32:59But then brush your teeth
33:00cause potato chips
33:01tend to get all stuck
33:02in between them bad boys
33:04alright
33:07Draw a little circle
33:11I'm gonna draw you first
33:13Or make me skinny
33:14I can't
33:15Why?
33:17You aren't skinny
33:21Probably
33:22Probably you're skinny
33:24I don't know
33:25I don't know if you're only
33:30This guy mows his lawn
33:32every full moon
33:40Don't
33:41Hey
33:41He said don't do it
33:44This woman gets
33:45daily reminders
33:46that dogs
33:47are descended
33:47from wolves
33:48Bow
33:52Bow
33:52Bow
34:08Sometimes
34:09mansplaining
34:09isn't so bad
34:11Is that giving you
34:12a hard time?
34:13Why don't you try
34:14the handle on the outside?
34:24Can I have a 20?
34:26Here
34:26Just
34:27Just
34:28Just
34:28Why do you have a 20?
34:31I don't blame that cat
34:32One bill
34:34He's got nine lives
34:35He's gotta make that money last
34:37I got it
34:49This guy must be competing
34:52on Extreme Foam Makeover
34:58Kirsten I'm not sure if you remember
35:00but
35:00you've got this toy
35:01for the baby
35:03to play with
35:04and we just brought him out
35:10to make killer laugh
35:13and now he has
35:14a forehead icky
35:21Next week is our holiday episode
35:23and the only tradition
35:24we look forward to
35:25as much as that one
35:26is the tradition
35:27of asking you
35:28for holiday videos
35:29That's right
35:30the holidays aren't
35:31just around the corner
35:32they're also
35:32tonight's assignment
35:33America
35:34We want to see
35:35your gift giving
35:35gone wrong
35:36and your kids
35:37messing up
35:37a Christmas song
35:38Jess
35:39tell them what
35:39they need to know
35:40to help us build
35:41an amazing festive show
35:43The holidays come once a year
35:44but our love of holiday clips
35:46lasts all year long
35:47So send us your Christmas trees
35:48that couldn't fall faster
35:49and your Hanukkah celebrations
35:51that end in disaster
35:52Your holiday hilarity
35:53could win you
35:5420 or even 100 grand
35:55Just upload the video
35:56to AFV.com
35:57For full contest rules
35:58log on to AFV.com
35:59Whether you're a human
36:00or an elf
36:01don't keep your holiday clips
36:02to yourself
36:09Well the show's almost over
36:11so finish your dinner
36:12cause we're handing out money
36:13and declaring a winner
36:15Let's meet our finalists
36:16First up
36:17artistic integrity
36:18never goes out of fashion
36:19especially for this kid
36:21who draws with a passion
36:23It's coloring with commitment
36:24sent in by Raymond Tullofson
36:26from Grand Prairie
36:28Alberta, Canada
36:37Maybe you should try
36:38breathing when you color
36:40Joining us are Raymond
36:42Kayanne
36:43Torsten
36:43and Thea
36:44Now Torsten
36:46do you still draw
36:47with such intense
36:48concentration?
36:51Yeah
36:51I like to get stuff perfect
36:54so
36:56I just find it
36:57really stressful
36:58So really stressful
36:59Okay
36:59Well Raymond
37:00you took this video
37:01about 8 or 9 years ago
37:03what made you finally
37:05send it in?
37:06Yeah you know what
37:07we were just
37:08watching the show
37:08in a hotel room
37:09one night
37:10and the kids
37:11were just laughing
37:12at everything
37:13and I just remembered
37:14this old video I had
37:15and I thought
37:15we should send this in
37:16cause it was pretty funny
37:17Alright right
37:18You see people
37:19go through your videos
37:21you could be sitting
37:22on a winner
37:23please send it in
37:24Alright
37:25good luck y'all
37:27Alright
37:28Next up
37:29cleanliness is good
37:31if you know what I mean
37:32but is it possible
37:33for doors to be
37:34a little too clean?
37:35It's once more
37:36into the glass door
37:37sent in by the
37:38Schuster Arrington family
37:40from Red Oak, Texas
37:45The new glass door
37:47is taking some
37:48getting used to
37:58Joining us are
37:59Stephanie, Jimmy, Cliff
38:00Batman and Ginger
38:02So Stephanie
38:03you guys are
38:04big dog lovers
38:05and have fostered
38:06and adopted
38:07many dogs
38:07through the years
38:08Why do you think
38:09those four
38:10kept banging
38:11into the door
38:12that day?
38:14Well it's like
38:15when you put
38:15the stickers on
38:16windows to keep
38:17birds from
38:18flying into them
38:19We usually have
38:21muddy paw prints
38:22and scratches
38:23on the door
38:24and when we
38:25replaced it
38:26they weren't there
38:27anymore
38:27so they didn't
38:29even realize
38:29that the door
38:30was closed
38:31Alright
38:32well I got
38:32out of habit
38:33Okay well listen
38:34it's important
38:35to note that
38:35no one was hurt
38:37okay but maybe
38:38their pride
38:39right?
38:39maybe a little bit
38:40okay
38:40Oh yeah
38:41Yes
38:41Good luck y'all
38:43good luck
38:44Thank you
38:45And finally
38:46kids are honest
38:47that's what they say
38:48but this kid
38:49was being a little
38:50too honest that day
38:51it's skinny sketch
38:53snafu
38:53sent in by
38:54Samantha Richman
38:55from Van Leer, Kentucky
38:58I'm gonna draw you first
39:01I'm gonna draw you first
39:01Or make me skinny
39:02I can't
39:03Why?
39:05You aren't skinny
39:09Probably
39:10Probably you're skinny
39:12I don't know
39:13I don't know
39:16Joining us are
39:17Samantha Hope
39:18and Renly
39:19Samantha you asked
39:20your granddaughter
39:21to draw you skinny
39:23Did her response
39:24surprise you?
39:26Yeah I mean
39:27look at this
39:28Okay well honesty
39:33isn't just the best policy
39:35if you win
39:36it's the most lucrative
39:38too
39:38right?
39:40That's true
39:42All right
39:43Well good luck y'all
39:44Thank you
39:45All right
39:46All right
39:46we're gonna find out
39:47who takes home the cash
39:48in just a minute
39:49but first
39:49let's take a look
39:50at some of the clips
39:51that didn't make
39:52our top three
39:52in tonight's
39:53honorable mention
40:32Okay it's time to hand out
40:34tonight's prizes
40:35$20,000 for first
40:36$6,000 for second
40:37and $4,000 for third
40:38Here we go
40:39Our third place
40:40$4,000 winner is
40:42Coloring with Commitment
40:45sent in by Raymond Tullison
40:46from Grand Prairie
40:48Alberta, Canada
40:50Thank you
40:51And the winner
40:53of the $20,000
40:54on tonight's
40:55Funniest Home Video
40:56is
40:56Skinny Sketch Snafu
40:59sent in by
40:59Samantha Rickman
41:00from Van Lear, Kentucky
41:02We have Renly
41:03Samantha
41:03and Hope
41:05Well
41:06Renly
41:07Look at that
41:08You just won
41:09a lot of money
41:10for your family
41:11just by being honest
41:12in a video
41:13Now
41:14if Grandma
41:14asks you
41:15to draw her again
41:16what are you
41:17going to say?
41:19What would you say?
41:21What'd you go say?
41:22Anything?
41:23Well Hope
41:24I hear
41:25you were the one
41:26who urged your mom
41:27to send in the video
41:28did you think
41:29it was going to
41:30end up a winner?
41:32Um
41:33no
41:33we just sent it
41:34as like a
41:35like a joke
41:36kind of
41:36we was like
41:37let's just send it in
41:38see what happens
41:38and then here we are
41:40Pretty cool
41:41Well you just won
41:42$20,000
41:43and have a shot
41:44at $100,000
41:45right?
41:46That's more
41:47than most artists
41:48make in a lifetime
41:50Yes
41:51congratulations y'all
41:53Well that's our show
41:55if you want to see it again
41:56try to fly to an earlier
41:58time zone really fast
41:59or stream it on Hulu
42:01Yeah that works too
42:03We'll see you next time
42:04and don't forget
42:05if you upload a video
42:05and it airs on the show
42:06we'll send you an AFB t-shirt
42:08so goodnight everybody
42:09and remember
42:10send your video to me
42:11you might win 20 G's
42:12Goodnight y'all
42:52We'll see you next time
43:00We'll see you next time
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